It Hurts!! 433: Back Together

Shiet, so what's happened so far in the series? I pretty much forgotten about it after reading up to the apocalypse part

After the apocalypse is like 75% of the comic, it would be spoilers to explain what's happened since then

Everyone got killed by space Rhinos and now they're in Hell

I want Tubsy to fuck the shit out of Ally. I don't want to see it, I just want them to talk about it in graphic detail.

What I want to know is where's the Dadsqualo?

Did he go up the Stairway to Heaven?

Led Zepp

>tubsies a daemon prince

>Artorias and Sif.jpg

SO MANY PEOPLE GOT UPGRADED AFTER TIMEJUMP!!

>pasqualo actually trying to bop the gargantuan hell hound sans robot jesus powers

He may have been spiraling into his pre-apocalypse whine-baby mode, but goddamn if this nigga don't nut up when the stakes are raised

I'm ready for more misery.

So we lose a cyborg boy and king of the zombies,
Bit gain giant wolf poop and demon warrior Tubsy?

Fair trade

Gotta say, I'm liking this arc so far.

Infact, it's one hell of a ride.

So what, going to hell turns you into a badass demon? I thought it was supposed to be punisment.

Also, Ally a cute. It's been said many times before and will never be said enough. It just bears repeating.

It doesn't surprise be he got recruited.

in all honesty I don't know what I was expecting

I archive-binged up to 432 and to be honest if the comic had ended right there it would be Ok. I found myself fucking laughing once every 2 comics at least.

You can't punish Tubsy. He went to jail for life after murdering a man and didn't stop smiling. Satan figured he'd just make Tubsy a warlord instead of trying to break him, failing, and looking like a bitch.

>Tubsy is guarding the Stairway to Heaven
>Jen needs to use the Stairway to kill God

P A N I C

Oh fuck

Tubsy is gonna double-die.

Or he'll just say "Fuck it, I was tired of this job anyway."

also Pasqualo needs it to reunite with Aurora

Or Satan could just order Tubsy to move.

>implying he'd do that

Is Allison going to be aging in Hell?

No, but her bazoongas will keep growing. Forever.

It Hurts!! is a magical thing.

Is Gob in here?

when did she got so girly and white

No, he's shitposting at Best Buy

what the fuck is this shitty comic even about anymore

its like nutshack
a real living meme

The whiteness is lighting. The girliness is bigger boobs and longer hair. She's wearing the same clothes she wore when she was a little dog girl. It's why her hemline is so inappropriate.

The Madman

Fuck yeah mother fucker

>Sign was one way because it was the stair to heven.
I STILL DON'T BELIVE YOU GOB.
WHERE IS THE TRAGEDY.

>ally finally gets to grow up, see her boyfriend and her dead dog
Truly this is hell.

Do you think Gob took some inspiration for his version of hell from reading Jack ironically?

In light of this beautiful reunion, it's time for great Ally and Tubsy moments. This one, in particular, because it's the only one I'm posting.

Just the mention of the name makes me very aware of my gag reflex. A trigger warning would be nice. Figuratively literally shaking.

>You had me at pee poops

How the fuck did they let him out of prison early?

The guards liked his comics, so he snuck away while they were distracted by space rhinos

...

The theme of the hell-arc will be:
Everybody is happy and doesn't need Pasqualo. Also, everybody gets to be cool except for him.

So, wait. Is Aurora gone for real? Shit, her and cyberorganic enhancements were all Pasq had going for him...

Yep, now he's got nothing to help him kill God except his supernatural whining power.

He wouldn;t kill god. His mom would though.

>when she was a little dog girl
>was
You can take the girl out of the dog, but you can't take the dog out of the girl.

Because dogs have that Knot thing, right?

Is that the new Homestuck?

cute

Hey guys r8 my OC plz.

Who the fuck is this? Little King John?

There are many things that need to be erased.

I don't get it.
Why would make a character like this?

That hurts guys I just wanted to make something that could make you guys happy and you had to ruin it all thanks a lot i suppose

This thing is creepy and weird and I don't like it. Take it away.

>giant wolf dog
Fuck now I'm sad

bumop