/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Chille Tid Chili Dogs Edition

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Here we go.

SEXY

Lappy makes me happy

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Peri makes ME happy

>Drawing porn of rocks

daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

tcm.com/search/?text=Steven universe&type=allSite
>attack from homeworld
Hmm....
the rest seem to be just rerun blocks

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

Lapis will make Big Diamond's vision a reality.

if the other 40 results there are just old rerun blocks you can bet your ass attack from homeworld is also one

Lapisfags proving once again they're the most cancerous fags around these days.

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They can't get enough of each other

Peri makes me merry

Smoky Quartz and Jasper's corruption have been on that site almost two months before they were aired

it's just The Message, The Return/Jailbreak, and some other HW episodes

Anyone got any good Amys?

Name them, lucky duck

>attack from HW part 1
>attack from HW part 2
Assign a sufficient amount of episodes each.

This is all I have of her.

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SEXIER

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Zukeathyst > all other Amethysts.

NEW M E M E

I actually have a couple, should I post them all?

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> big sister amethyst will never casually suck your cock to help you get through puberty.
Fucking kill me, I dont want to live anymore

Old meme you dumb newfag

Diamond is UNBREAKABLE!

here ya go

This is comedy

See, Jasper can be funny

That thought conflicts me.

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What is that yellow goo that is coming out of Garnet's arms?

Oh yeah!
Her face is funny to laugh at!
Thanks user!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

gem blood

I barely have any pics of Amy and she's my 2nd favorite. Shameful.

She's so proud of her handiwork.

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Characters that have had dramatic death scenes:
>Pearl
>Garnet
>Jasper
>malachite
Lesser:
>Amethyst
>Peridot
>Sugilite
None:
>Lapis
>Ruby
>Sapphire

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Warp Tour
The Message
The Return
Jailbreak

Hit The Diamond
Beta
Earthlings
Back to the Moon

Custard.

well, Ruby and Saphire, I would count those with Garnet's death scene

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Amethyst has had multiple "death" scenes.

I want to marry Lapis

You mean: "Daily reminded that I enjoy making a fool of myself in every /sug/ by proclaiming something which completely contradicts the spirit and feel of the show, as well as outright statements by the crew".

Just stop it, you fucking twat.

Those aren't really death scenes.

What the fuck is this show? I dont know whether or not to be embarassed about watching children's cartoons, or that said cartoon is showing feminine figures dancing as a metaphor for sexual intimact. Am I suppose to be learning how not harrass women or jut be entertained?

We need more slav gems

/FREAKS/, WHERE YA AT

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Not really dramatic or played for feels

Oh shit I just remembered Crack the Whip, yep that was dramatic

.>daily reminded

Stop thinking so much and just enjoy the polymorphic sentient rock slideshow

Honestly, I laughed when Lapis got punched by Woolie

>Oh shit I just remembered Crack the Whip

Yeah, I hope so.

youtube.com/watch?v=O6y2-ys1n5I

They don't dance anymore
Rebecca Sugar is giving you the right to harass women

I LOV U JASPER

Just do what you feel. But if you hate it, for the love of God, just drop it.

What this show is? Sometimes, we have no idea. Like with "Onion Gang" or "Future Boy Zoltron". WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO CONVEY?

It is appreciated when this ugly girl is drawn properly (ugly)

It was pretty hot, teebeeaytch

Just a reminder that Cookie Cat

LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND

And you can fuck off, too, fucking Zeon scum.

Merchant user here, today is a good day.

>We're expanding to the stall next to us starting next Wednesday.
>Made $100+ with 3 more hours to go.

And we might add a 7th pin (we're ordering more Lapis pins as our 6th) to our order. What should it be if we decide to go that route?

>FBZ
>OGang
These episodes are so useless and devoid of meaning

I feel like we're supposed to scrounge up deepest lore, like Buck's coat having to do with corrupted Jasper

List your favorite episodes of each season.

BIONIC...

Evil Connie time?

we are everywhere

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT JASPER HE JUST HAS SHIT TASTE AND DOESN'T KNOW A BEAUTIFUL STRONG WOMAN WHEN HE SEES ONE

well, she is Blue Diamond

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Season 1: The Test
Season 2: Chille Tid
Season 3: Earthlings
Season 4: Mindful Education

Spread the news

'S' Stands for 'Stacy'

Reporting in!

Am I the only one who especially likes it when she's drawn completely unhinged?

Post cute baby/child Steven

ebin

1. Ocean Gem
2. Sworn to The Sword
3. Bismuth
4. Mindful Education

I love it too fellow /FREAK/

cute

CUTE

I want S to get cucked.

yes, and that was right before the steven nuke which showed us all the episodes comprising those blocks. we don't even have new episodes coming right now

just look at past airings. it's mirror gem/ocean gem/warp tour/marble madness and the message/political power/the return/jailbreak

BD is the BEST Diamond.

Garnet likes to eat sometimes

Why does this show express sexual pleasure so brilliantly and innocently?

should had been holding aces & eights.

what the fuck

Nah

S1: Onion Trade
S2: Onion Friend
S3: Too Short to Ride
S4: Onion Gang

"I don't know what you're talking about"

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Light

the pleasure Pearl expressed after MANIPULATING AND RAPING Garnet was not innocent

I didn't bother watching Onion Gang and don't plan on doing so. Is it really the last episode before an alleged hiatus?

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Yes

Either that or they're setting up something for way down the line.

I mean I really thought Mr.Smiley and Mr.Frowney were either a metaphor for a gay relationship or actually were supposed to be involved. "I really thought we had something."
But it was so weird and abstract. Almost like they were those two stage masks representing comedy and tragedy.

As for Onion Gang - maybe it was something from Sugar's own childhood.

And Steven realizing he has no friends in his own age group does suggest.... things. Maybe he'll finally get older now or something.

You mean you're all over the place.

I thought it was 'Sheena'.

But...

>Pearl meets up with Stacy
>Actually she is really immature and much younger than she seemed before - without her rock concert make-up
>Then Stacy has a fight with her mother - whom, as it turns out, she takes after a lot
>And Pearl completely falls for her mother
>Because -

youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Nothing is innocent about Pearl and fusion

She seems pretty chill with Amethyst about it.

She's not attracted to Amethyst.

Hey I'm Charcoalman got any ideas for more creepy SU art?
I would prefer if its related to Junji Ito because that's the theme I'm going for.
But if you have any idea please share.

Runner ups in parentheses because I'm a cheater.

S1: Jailbreak
(Mirror Gem)

S2: Chille Tid
(Log Date 7 15 2)

S3: Super Watermelon Island
(Hit the Diamond)

S4: Mindful Education
(Last One Out of Beach City)

Season 3 was altogether glorious- or what used to be season 2B

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Good. My one problem is that I don't have a whole lot of her like that.

I mean... At least FBZ was a change of pace after the roller coaster of a finale? It was somber, quiet, restrained. It showed a story of two characters we didn't interact with much up to that point. You know, much like Last one out of Beach City was a good change of pace- it was a solid way to end the show before hiatus on a high note. It was fast, quirky, it subverted the themes and characters, it created new conflicts for the future.

In contrast, Onion Gang is an abomination of an episode and a lesson on how to NOT write. Jesus fucking christ that episode was useless.

God, she wanted to plow Bismuth the moment she stepped out of Lion's mane.

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>raping
No

Does this mean Opal would be tsundere to Jasper

1. Alone Together
2. The Answer
3. Beta & Earthlings
4. Last one out of Beach City

There's an obvious theme to my preferences.

Estelle's availability will eventually get to the point that Garnet's dialogue is reduced to grunts, calling it now

Lion pins

Do it

Never noticed before, but is Bismuth doing that thing where it looks like she's making happy eyes but really doing "I'm Dead Inside/This Fucking Guy" squinting?

She is when Amethyst is shapeshifted as jasper

OOHH JASPER, YOU BRUTE

Childhood affection and faggotry.

>In this scenario, Steven is Quiet and Peridot is D-Dog

>Keeping Garnet if it means Estelle is getting paid for small lines

Even if Sugar and the crew aren't cheap asses, they would go with the better story-wise option of just defusing her to Ruby and Sapphire.

>Alone Together
>Beta
>LOOBC
Shit taste?

Jailbreak
The Answer
Bismuth
Literally none of them

dude, people watch this show because they want to fuck a stone

Wtf, I love properly sized images now.

How do you get a pearlfriend irl

I mean... Actually that to, yeah.

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What's up with her covering her mouth?

WHY IS HER GEM FLOATING OFF HER HEAD

REEEEEEEEE

This is actually a pretty nice video to show to newcomers without any spoilers. I laughed when Ruby and Sapphire were cut out of Garnet's part

Just gonna leave this here...

S1: Space Race
S2: We need to talk
S3: Mr. Greg
S4: Mindful Education

Yes, very

Steven was adorable in that episode

So when is Steven going to "fuse" the shit out of the other gems like hirs parent figure Rose quartz?

That looks awful.

It was headscratching.

>Soup loosely resembles Frisk from the video game "Undertale".

>The bug race in the show also references the bug race in Undertale, where you also have the option to kill the winning bug.
>This episode was released on the one-year anniversary of the game Undertale.

Meanwhile, every time I see the name "Undertale" I think "Undertail" and am reminded of some premillenial furry stuff concerning birth control via anal sex.

Season 3 was so amazing, why are we back to constant filler? Albeit (sometimes) entertaining filler, but c'mon.

Some OC

Take yourself out of the game, my man

nice photoshopped gem and garish make up.

The editor has to really cut some edges to make a video like this.
I'm surprised he even showed a Opal part considering Fusion is kinda a spoilery topic.

You can't just omit an episode you think is good to make your joke work when he used all of those collectively.

>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend some day

Garnet would enjoy that

Because Season3 was just season 2b and now we're back to the star of a full new season which always stars with 10 episodes of filler.

>photoshopped gem
>wrong hair color
>photoshopped shirt
id rather have a conventionally attractive pearlfriend

I want to hug Bloople forever

>Fuse
>hir
>parent figure

S T O P

I wish all the blue gems were real

I don't really like the Answer all that much, it just wasn't nearly as shit as the others he listed.

>hirs

Pearl is a good person, right?
Sure, she's made some mistakes, but her heart is in the right place most of the time isn't it?

I really want that jacket

Opal can only exist for the duration of the task she fused up to do. At least that's the conclusion I come to.

1) She isn't THAT big
2) The thing about voice work is that you can do it elsewhere
3) The episodes are about ten minutes. How long does it even take to do the lines?

Really? What an interesting viewpoint. Tell me more.

Blue Diamond DOES have a very strategic kind of court.

No, she is literal trash and a criminal

And Earthlings?

Pearl deserves death

I didn't count that because he cheated by including two episodes.

I'm going to make one myself. It seems simple to make.

FBZ also at least had those coordinates hinting at future shit.

onion gang had.. just about nothing interesting, besides a couple of jokes.

TERRIFYING RENEGADE

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They're all pretty awesome.

Even Sapphire.

She means well most of the times.

I am BAFFLED they even decided to release it. It was absolutely and completely useless. There was no point to it, at all. They might have just ended on Last One out of Beach City, that would have been a much better idea. And later they could have started the next season with Onion Gang. It would be a shit start, but hey, we wouldn't bitch too much, it's just the first episode. But ending on it was simply pointless.

Then again it doesn't matter much where exactly you put an episode that means absolutely NOTHING.

LOOBC ironically referenced one of the few occasions where she didn't mean well at all.

She's had so many chances to kill both Greg and Steven. She's good, just really flawed.

Zach Callison said at a con I attended that they record lines on Wednesdays for about 4 hours.

MAybe they just made the episodes cause they had fun doing them. At the end of the day, they're just doing what makes themselves happy. If fans happen to like it, then great, but their priority is pleasing themselves.

Starting out with Onion Gang wouldn't be fitting, it's an "end of summer deal w/ it" episode

Every episode doesn't have to have a point, it's just a cartoon

That reminds me of Pedey/ Steven slash.

Rose fused the shit out of other gems? We've seen her fuse exactly once, and it wasn't even her idea.

Also: the word is MOTHER.

If someone actually GROWS a female genital system for the specific purpose of having a baby, even knowing it will fucking KILL her, then, my friend, she has earned the title.

>So many bare feet
>So many smooth, perfect, clean bare feet

If the crew says there are no truly evil people on the show, I think we can draw the conclusion that there are also no truly good people. There are choices people make we deem to be good or evil, but let's face it: How "good" are we, ourselves, anyway?
I think Pearl is pretty awesome and she is doing incredible, considering how damaged she is.

If the love of my life, with whom I shared everything and for whom I would have died with a smile - and, in a sense, did, several times - and with whom I was on certain happy occasions more intimate than any two humans can be - if I lived through a rebellion with her, and survived a war against my own kind, and was stranded on an alien world forever, but I didn't even give a shit because I would be happy anywhere, so long as she was there -
if she then died of her own volition in a way I could barely comprehend for reasons I will never truly understand, I would be crying like a little bitch about sixteen hours every day.

>didn't mean well at all
The part about rebelling against Homeworld?

No, every episode HAS to have some kind of a point, it doesn't matter whether it's a cartoon, a video game, a comic-book or any other piece of media. I can't stress this enough, story-telling is actually quite easy, you just have to keep advancing the plot. If you stop doing that one thing, you're screwed.

So they literally have ONE JOB. And sure, it may not matter much in the long run, but episodes like this really ought to be pointed out, because every single one is actually risk to the story.

This guy reminds me of Hagen Rether.
That symbol is the logo of the German office of employment, in case you wondered.

>The part about rebelling against Homeworld?

Rose's Scabbard

S1: Jailbreak (the season finale pt.2)
S2: Sworn to The Sword (Conny learns to swordfight)
S3: Hit The Diamond (Baseball match vs. the rubies)
S4: Last One Out of Beach City (bad[ass] Pearl)

History lesson time

>S4: Last One Out of Beach City (bad[ass] Pearl)
You mean Pearl wanted dat ass bad, right?

>clean bare feet

Lapis needs a bath. That barn hasn't been kind to her.

But those base desires drive her past the point on many occasions. As much as she went ape on Peri for mocking her as "Someones Fancy Plaything" That was likely part of her push to try to leave the planet.

Sure it was a brief failing but at that moment she wanted nothing more but to go back and be someones Pearl again.

Her want to be subbed is a concern and a danger.

So is Rose a Megatron or Optimus in this Situation?

Baths trigger her

>Lion pins

The current batch is barely moving, so that's the only pin we WON'T do.

Many that live deserve death. And many that die deserve life. Will you give it them?

Okay, but lines for how many episodes? One?

>their priority is pleasing themselves

...I am not at all sure I think I agree with that.

That shit costs time and money to make. It better have a point, especially in a show that's stacked with lore and continuity.

youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs

She just needs a different kind of bath.

Proto-Vagina: Mode On

Well duh. So did I.

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I think for just one episode, yeah.

Or a shower. A golden shower.

I think Pearl was already done with those base desires after Rose's Scabbard. And Rose's Scabbard is really the only occasion in the entire show where she listened to those desires and almost let Steven die.

1 - Ocean Gem
2 - Message Received (man looking back, s2 kinda sucked)
3 - Gem Drill
4 - LOOBC

She's been holding it in for 5000 years, can you blame her?

>people actually saying they liked mindful education more than last one

Any requests?

Submission to someone else's will is an alluring thing. You can rid yourself of perky doubt and responsibility.
If it wasn't, religion wouldn't be a thing.

Ein Brausebad, you say?

youtube.com/watch?v=cK6gfN_-bAU

Gonna start a new illustration tonight!
Beauty and the Beast Lapis/Jasper, or does someone else have a really great composition idea?

Or do you want to buy me out with a $20 commission for a pic related?

/sug/ confessions

>I wish Steven wore a baseball cap and had his season 1 voice

ctrlpaint.com/library do all of these tutorials

I would like Garnet (With a possible Sapphire spirit or something) and Lapis staring intensely at the camera.

Oh wait I misread your post. You were talking about her wanting to leave Earth? Yeah she evidently struggles with her Pearliness, but I also think Pearl is a prime example of what it is like to not be a Pearl. Her beating up Peri is one of the many reasons she isn't as Pearl as she thinks she is, she is constantly being challenged, and each time she keeps proving that she isn't "just" a Pearl as she tries to convince herself. Take Friend ship for example, Garnet said that she wouldn't forgive Pearl until she accepted that she is way more than what she thinks she is, how many times have they fused since then? Yes, Pearl has been making progress, maybe they are baby-steps for now, but the progress is being made.

LOooBC suffered of very rushed writing even if I liked it.

This with Jasper

...Optimus. And Megatron.

Going by IDW, anyway. In Marvel and Sunbow, Megatron was always an aggressor; but in IDW, he was a rebel, rising up against tyrannical oppression by a group of arrogant, hypocritical, elitist oligarchs.

Would dirt stick to their skin?

I started watching SU last week and I'm towards the end of season 3. Is there gonna be any big swerves in season 4?

A tight shot of them dancing, try and focus on the emotion on their faces, Belle was a prisoner after all.

That Amy looks like the kind of chill roommate who smells like cigarettes and has piercings

Man that is tragic, why do people have such shit taste

>that idea
I want that shit
But just so you know, it's been done a number of times before.

What I haven't seen done exactly, though, is that with partially corrupted Jasper instead of full
beast/regular Jasper. Either how she appeared in Mindful Education, or some manner of blue-splotchy Jasper with some spikes (you know, playing of that idea she'll never be fully uncorrupted)

I need money, maybe one day

>people actually having good taste

I wish that the animation and artstyle was like in the pilot, exept pearl she looked like shit.

I don't know the season just started.

Pearlfags remain the most delusional of the waifu fags

>Would dirt stick to their skin?

Probably. This show tends to bend the rules on what gems can and can't do from time to time.

Only dealing with guilt as a couple, the concept of accepting the inevitability of failure and how to be in a teeny road movie so far.

Imagine being tasked with giving Lapis a bath.
She'd likely be difficult and resistant at first, upset at the indignity of it all.
But maybe the warm water, abundance of bubbles, and sensation of you carefully washing the soles of her feet would bring her to enjoy the experience.
Relaxed and at ease, she may even begin devising a mischievous plan to pull you into the tub with her when you least expect it.

>being angry that your waifu will never get as awesome as episode as Pearl

and steven called the activity of him narrating onion's life "onion tales"

Lapis being a bibliophile is a cool concept, given how fast she picked up written English.

That just proved his point even further.

You can't wash Lapis against her will.
She commands water. That's like trying to force Magneto into a metal container.

You can stay mad. Pearlfags will always have the last laugh.

Why don't Connie just learn Kaioken?

As much as I enjoy the new stuff I really don't think SU will ever be as good as it was in S1 again. It's lost that unique charm

I hate admitting that because I usually can't stand how people moan about early seasons of things being the best

Peridot sucking Jasper's balls while Jasper hits it from behind

Why is Amethyst obsessed with poop?

Being in a tub with lapis would be very scary.

I didn't realized how much i wanted to see this, at this point he would do that

She thinks it's funny

Humans.

Interestingly enough, the footwashers mentioned in the bible believed that all forms of pleasure were sinful.

Thinking about all of that gradual sexual tension that builds up into something tastily erotic or even outright lustful is pretty titillating.

>I'm Steven, I'm a Germ, from earth!

S1: The Return
S2: When It Rains
S3: Either Bismuth or Steven floats
(I had a hard time deciding whether I like the classic, feelgood old style of steven with the mystical exploring new powers shit, or the new style of fuckeruppery
S4: Know your fusion

Not even a pearlfag but it was just a really fun episode
ME was good but kinda meh to me until Steven's issues came up. I enjoyed every bit of LOOBC

Pearl's feathery cloaka.

I think I know what you mean

Why is Lapis black?

>blackpis

You fuckstick.

F

I don't know, the preliminary batch was up to people asked for it.

But while they're selling slowly they do sell. We just sold one a few seconds ago.

Gimme dat beauty and the beast lapis and jasper

I can't even tell if you're satirizing pearlfags or if you are one. That's a pretty bad sign.

Amy?

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Pssst make jasper pins

>nigger lapis
End
This
Mene

Being in the ocean with lapis would be very scary-er

Does Steven count as human?

How do you think corruption will be cured?
I like the theory that because corruption was caused by a song, another song could be used to reverse the corruption. Greg has shown his ability to decode a message from the wailing stone using his equipment, he could be the one to create the song.
Picture it, the diamonds return to earth to finally defeat the last of the crystal gems in a second war, just as it looks like the crystal gems are about to be defeated, thousands of uncorrupted gems along with Greg swarm the beach and defeat the diamonds

Have you decided how you're gonna do it yet? If not, what if you pick a different scene from the movie like pic related but with seagulls and set on the beach.

Not dramatic though is it. I don't remember the movie too clearly.

I want to swim in Lappy's ocean

>Greg cures Jasper
>grasper confirmed
Another quartz taken by his voice

You don't like black girls?

>lapoo

how do you get your lineart to be so neat like that? over my sketch layer i always give up and make chunky lines with brush tool to hide imperfections ;-;

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Seriously, why didn't she just tear them off?
It would've made for a pretty hilarious scene.

Why did 10 g even affect Goku, given he is considerably more than ten times as powerful than a human?

Oh yeah, I did this...

I can appreciate some dark chocolate.
But Lapis isn't black.

Yeah I'll be looking for a partial transformation from just before she fully transforms in Earthlings and the scene from Mindful Education. They'll be wearing the traditional costumes from the B&tB movie dancing or holding each other.

I also considered a 3 page comic of them kissing, 2nd page reaction shot of Peridot running around the corner with a cringe, 3rd page reveals Lapis corrupted too instead of Jasper returning.

Reminder that he's just LION LICKED, SON
youtu.be/fFoF1n6hmBs

The fact she didn't even know how to take them off were cute as hell
She was cute the whole episode

>lapoo in the lazooli

Seagulls are consistently depicted as assholes in SU

Not unlike lapis and Jasper themselves actually

Lapis being a bibliophile would fit perfectly into the "her purpose is to be a historian" theory

Lapis doesn't come off as a black person. She doesn't even really feel like a Filipino, like Paz is.

>Pearl undressing in front of Steven
what a slut

They're both things
Gotta be able to make fun of yourself

I thought I was the only one who liked season one the best

Post the version without her shorts

I'm a little irritated that Amethyst isn't platinum blond. I mean, I couldn't even recognize her at first.

>Runner ups in parentheses because I'm a cheater.
what if you were to consider log date a season 3 episode (counting say uncle and the shorts, and counting bismuth as 2 episodes, Full Disclosure-Message Recieved are 26 episodes and so's Log Date-Bubbled)

Good taste detected

Season 1 is how I've come to love the show, it's SU at its most genuine

I don't have it

Not yet, I just have the concept in my head. Making dinner then going to quick sketch some concepts before streaming tonight.

The clearest memory from the movie I have is of their final kiss in from the movie, but I might just rewatch the entire movie to find a better scene to redo.

Steven and Connie
A Fusion Romance
by Rebecca Sugar
Steven Universe is a blue, brown and nerdy warrior from Homeworld. His life is going nowhere until he meets Connie Maheswaran, a young, small woman with a passion for Cookie Cat.

Steven takes an instant disliking to Connie and the emo and childish ways she learnt during her years in Beach City.

However, when a Jasper tries to cut Steven, Connie springs to the rescue. Steven begins to notices that Connie is actually rather happy at heart.

But, the pressures of Connie's job as a bum leave her blind to Steven's affections and Steven takes up Dogcopter to try an distract herself.

Finally, when odd Crystal Gem, Lapis Lazuli, threatens to come between them, Connie has to act fast. But will they ever find the fusion love that they deserve?

Well, unless your culture treats foot washing as a ritual to express reverence and humility.
And people walk for miles on jagged stones in nothing but sandals so feet are always dusty and gross, making foot washing a thoroughly unpleasant task.
And the idea that the Israelites hated fun is certainly a dumb one. After all their kings and priests saw fit to write thick books on reigning in all that fun they were having.
And if you read Ecclesiastes, you will find a strangely unauthoritative, worldly king Solomon who clearly does not prescribe austerity in this life for prosperity in the next, but views life from a positive nihilistic perspective. I.e. life is vain, pointless and brief no matter what you do, so make the best of it while you still can.

I think she was a record keeper of some kind.
A job like that would require her to have an amazing memory, so maybe that's why she's so bad about holding grudges. Because she's literally unable to forget what she's experienced.

> runners-up

Malacute?

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I remember Ian getting bombarded with questions reagarding what is the "true" s2 finale. He eventually just threw up his hands

If we were to consider Log Date as S3, it wouldn't usurp SWI or HtD for me. Season 2 was weak for me honestly, but I'll say Reformed.

Cute vulnerable amethyst

...

Malacunt.

Tearing shit up is really not Pearl's style.

I miss Steven's season 1 voice so much

He's sounds like such a pussy now

I never thought about it that way

>she vividly remembers every day trapped in the mirror
Lapis can't escape her millennia of baggage.

Season 1A voice is garbage. Pilot voice was better.

I cringe at these translations.

> Steven as Quiet
Omg someone please make a fanfic of this

...

Not anymore, it isn't.

Quiet? Why not Loud?

ಠ_ಠ

Aku2 did a bunch of cute baby malachite recently. He missed tagging two as malachite though
aku2.tumblr.com/tagged/su-malachite

He sounded like a smoker.

Mangastudio has line smoothing, I usually use it while zoomed in to make broad slow strokes on my tablet. The tablet I have is small so zooming in increases accuracy.

Check out the full stream archives on my channel and skip to the part where I ink, it's not perfect! There's like 2-3 attempts at them before I stick with the line.
Also follow the lineart guide from the SU crew helps as well.

That painting looks so gud. I hope to be able to make colours like that soon.

Kek

Care to share?
I could use a good chuckle.

Blooniverse has to be one of the best artists in the fandom. She works for Nick now

Holy Shit. Who is this semen demon?

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Well, fuck. This made me look up humanized gems. Caused me to stumble across a subpar ask blog that only has like 6 posts. Their human Sardonyx is hot though.

if you're going to latch on to that coordinates thing, why can't onion gang's 'prank' be some kind of foreshadowing?

What if Gordon went to Homeworld?

He does

I remember him sounding great in Coach Steven

What is your favorite episode from each season that you also feel is highly underated/overhated?
what is your least favorite that you feel is overrated?

why does hiatus have to happen NOW...
I need to know what happens to pearl's human friend and her new human endeavors

i guess he'd start savescumming his way to a perfect victory over the gem empire, then the show would suddenly get canceled 2/3rds of the way through

yes.

I can't think of anything for the later, but for for the former
>1A
Onion Trade
>1B
a rough tie between Keep Beach City Weird and Watermelon Steven
>2
Love Letters (or if just looking at /sug/'s opinions, Sadie's Song, which I like better but whose fandom hate is mostly restricted to /sug/)
>3
Resturant Wars (I woulda gone with either The New Lars or Beach City Drift but the former did make me cringe the first time watching (and only the first time) while the later is only really hated on /sug/)
>4
Future Boy Zoltron

He would abuse the Source engine's bad enemy targeting by spinning around Yellow Diamond while hitting her.

>lapis getting corrupted too
Neat. Makes me think of "fangs of love"
this from The New Lars

Can't you read? The English is clearly terrible and written by someone with no full command the English language.
Given, this is less cringe-inducing than your average anime Engrish, but still shite.

Also, what is even the implication here? Lapis is angry because Malachite got tummy rubs and beats up Jasper for it...What?

Thanks so much! what's your channel?

UG

wtf are you on about

his voice literally sounded like pure energy and rainbows

youtu.be/XT13ijUfSts

What does Yellow have against organic life?

Being tickle attacked into submission makes me salty too

HIATUS CONFIRMED
tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?sgt=list&fromTimeInMillis=1474516800000&stnNum=60048&aid=zap2it

She died in a motorcycle accident because liked to drive up right next to cars while in the same lane as them

poo

LOVE THAT VOICE. Not grating, very normal and peppy

Draw one of the shard fusions, you're good at drawing eldritch abominations

Even so, why beat up Jasper?

>Zap2it

Your desperation to confirm our hiatus is sad Cred Forums.
Please, be gentlemanly and wait for it to ACTUALLY be confirmed.

into the trash we go

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I heard it was going to come back in October.

the crew doesn't 'confirm' hiatuses any more, it results in too many whiny DMs

Zap2it doesn't either.
Too many times has it done a last minute switch of titles and placeholders.

I expect the hiatus but please be fucking patient and wait for it to actually get confirmed on the scheduled day.

>Jasper had full control of malachite during the SWI fight
>so it was her fault they fell into the tickle trap
Or, Jasper is the only one passed out after defusing in this chibified version

Nice, my birthday present is probably a townie episode. What wacky adventures will Lars live?

You commit a crime and Lapis is there to arrest you.

What do?

i want to fuck amy so bad

rest in peas.

Thing is I think she's got the strongest desire that could possibly be used against them by Homeworld that would be the biggest danger.

Especially if her obsession ends up wrecking that new relationship she may be trying for.

When Zap2it and the other tv schedules get schedules from CN, they get the whole month. Placeholders don't start popping up until the following month (plus placeholders don't have episode titles)

fuck the police

How has this general not been banned yet?

Isn't the show on hiatus now?

move to the desert

why tho

Passionately resist arrest

Zap2it is never right mate.
If it was, we would have gotten been back from hiatus way beforehand.

Wait for Thursday to shitpost on how "lol hiatus hiatus hiatus"

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Drive away in my Dondai Supremo while playing

youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs

I see that the cancer is starting to take effect

>AM

Seriously, user?

How does this make you feel.

blue diamond >> yellow clod >> dead diamond >> GARBANZO

i drew a peridot! this is my first fanart i'm actually happy about :)

Like throwing up.

Disgusted. Futanari is gay.

Same but with this

youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

uncomfortable

No argument there.

It's cute

Like someone needs to work on their art.

Pissed, enraged, other synonyms for anger.

When are we going back to trash? How long is this hiatus going to be? Is Sugar truly the cutest?

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So, just to be clear, we're on hiatus, right?

Shut the fuck up, they obviously have a humanized form you retard.

looks gnarly!

Like harvesting some heavy drakesbone oil.

youtube.com/watch?v=aqRUjjuUl7U
youtube.com/watch?v=l1SvvagUGuU

Angry they ruined Stevonnie's flat chested deliciousness

Lapis didn't beat up jasper, she defused from her to tell the Crystal Gems to stop tickling malachite

Oh jesus, angry DFC Stevonnie does something to me...

name instances where zap2it was wrong part way through the month with episode titles listed (as opposed to the start of the month with only show names and no episode titles, those are obviously placeholders that are often wrong)

cute, keep it up

something....something...
something JAIL

youtube.com/channel/UC6Ft9RbTsBqQ7L_gH-Ne_6w

decided to give myself a mascot for this board

Good!

The artist is Japanese what do you fucking expect

>zuke lapis
Disgusting

Most likely

thanks!

I like how this stevonnie looks androgynous

>shirt says RK
>brain reads it as "Ramen Kaider"
>imagine a Toku flying into battle on a kite made of Ramen noodles
Well that was a fun trip.

Surprised more people haven't exploited this

Name times they were right is better then naming times they were wrong.
They clearly have built a reputation around /sug/ for how they've swapped out placeholder titles, and then at the last minute changed the scheduling to something not SU related which thus sunk any chance for it.

Oh, and if you want a very "specific" one like say, when we were expecting Super Watemrelon 2 or so months before it actually came out due to some results on zap2it, tough shit buddy, zap2it is wrong to the point it became unreliable.

Really now bud, your attempt to confirm something you can just wait till Thursday for is pathetic.
>Inb4 b-but defending it is even more pathetic.
I'm waiting pathetically to leave Cred Forums as i do expect hiatus, but the two guys shitposting on "hiatus hiatus hiatus" are some heavy duty spammer that should really be banned for a bit.
Maybe till we're finally in hiatus.

Exploit THIS:

The most accurate source for upcoming episode times doesn't list any new episodes
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html (click the "NEW EPISODES! THURSDAYS AT 6:30/5:30C" at the top)

So I had this idea
And now it's in my wallet too

delet this
she is not for sexual

...

ITS
THE
GEM
SHACK

KILL
YOURSELF

Are you a grill?

Now this is something i can believe.
Because we've gotten several confirmed dates because of this.
I'm only arguing with the guy about zap2it because it's never been right before and he is only using it as a means to shitpost about hiatus.

Yah

post your favorite picture of your favorite gem

(or just a really really good one)

That is kinda cringy user.

Not them but I think you're overreacting to people calling hiatus
I mean it's pretty obvious we are on hiatus, but talking about it won't change the mod's minds about when they want to ban us

I made it

Yes she is

...

because she is so sexy

I's beautiful
Looks like it's on the inside of their wallet

Mostly just really really good stuff.

Holy Shit. This is terrible.

Cool

Post your fav Bad Pearls
I really need more

Alright.

>ywn sexually harass Stevonnie just so you can see that expression every day
I would be the Mark to her Allison, I swear to god.

a real gem

The issue is the same two guys just spamming the thread with "lol hiatus hiatus hiatus hiatus" and then they go way out of their way to use a faulty link instead of something that has a good reputation to give themselves more reason to shitpost about it.

tl:dr
Their spam is annoying.

OOH DO YOUR WORST OOH

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Not!

Why do you think so?

I have an entire folder of bad pearl fanart with around 100 pics.

Not gonna lie, I'm going to be VERY disappointed if this gem isn't redeemed

...

i really need more bd fanart

Antoine Delak is a classic, nigga

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY GIRL DEEDEE REPPIN' THE BEST SHIP

omg this is my art from monday ty for using but
it's so terrible lol

I bought a print of this and it's hanging up on my wall right now and I do not regret it because I love it and it's my favorite

They've gone out of their way to show us how broken she--and by extension, Homeworld--is, so it would be very weird if they weren't going to do something with it.

pick one

>tumbler
She's so cute

But 2 a started with
1 Full Disclosure,
2 Joy Ride which had Peridot's escape pod despite being a townie Cool Kids ep,
3 Say Uncle (okay),
4 Love Letters, which expanded on Garnet's view on fusion,
5 Reformed, which also had a bit of lore on reforming,
6 Sworn to the Sword, which is def not filler,
7 Rising Tides Crashing Skies, okay
8, Keeping It Together, which again was serious business,
9 We Need To Talk and
10 Chille Tid.

We didn't have 5 eps of near-straight filler.

top left because he isn't a fucking guido

>her hand got blown off and she's wearing two eyepatches

I am only teasing
Keep drawing!!

1.

None of the others seem true to Steven.

I'm the one that requested it, and it's cute. Thanks again!

Amaet is based

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>shitty off-topic images
>wanting people to be banned because a couple posts that remind you of the inevitable is "shitposting"

A couple posts isn't spam and I'm pretty sure lots of people are wondering about hiatus, I doubt it's only one or two people
I think you just don't wanna be reminded. Me neither I guess

Steven could not keep a fade

Has SU inspired anyone to start/restart drawing again? It's been a long time but I'm really enjoying myself.

>shitposting isn't shitposting because I say it isn't

It's never going to happen
She's dead
I'd be happy with a flashback episode or an episode where Steven goes inside her mind
But that's not going to happen either
Being a freak is ETERNAL SUFFERING

I started then stopped but am gonna start

Scratching out a Jasper in class feels good

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It follows the same pattern
>"confirmed hiatus?"
>"Why is this general still up?"
>"hiatus"
Pretty spam-worthy stuff that i've seen in the past couple of threads and they follow that exact same imageless pattern.
It's obvious shitposting and i know of the hiatus, but that spam is just a literal annoyance so of course i'll refute a broken claim like that shitposter was proposing.

These are all fucking terrible, especially the upper left one. WHO designed that one?

>implying they would tease us with all those 'homeworld trio' drawings just to be assholes

>I'mAllWetAndEars,mindGettingMeDryBehindThem.FullOnGembianMidgetSexAssault.

He looks like a Mexican

/sug/ gets a bad rep but y'all are alright.

There is a surprising amount of actual discussion and genuinely funny posts.

These pages are kind of small so it's just Garnet looking intensely into the camera. imgur.com/a/GgfKZ

>Implying the crew WOULDN'T tease something like that.
You think too highly of the crew.

>new to /sug/
>y'all
concern.jpg

>Joseph Gemstar.

Beauty and the Beast is a shit comparison that doesn't work at ALL because it's Lapis who imprisoned Jasper for her own twisted needs, and Beast who imprisoned Belle for his own uses.

Unless you want to draw Jasper as Belle and Lapis as Beast, it's all wrong and won't fit.

Nope
Okay
Thanks :)

Yes it's on the inside
Also this isn't a huge deal considering my pearl wall

>y'all

daily reminder that Lapis is a pedophile rapist.

>Belle was a prisoner after all.
So Jasper as Belle, then?

Stuff like "why is this general still up" is shitposting, true. But asides from that it's just people talking and speculating

You really think they wouldn't?

It doesn't need to be a perfect thematic replication you twat

Thanks for the concerned Garnetto.

simply mentioning that we're probably in hiatus is not the same as calling for the general to be banned

Not new. Started watching since Giant Woman. I'm just saying I'm proud of y'all that it hasn't gone to complete shit here yet.

Also, what's wrong with "y'all"? What do you say? "You guys"?

I like my Lapis dramatic and powerful, but still a little vulnerable.

Plus I love the composition on this one.

Steven's only got a few years to go before he's an adult. If Lapis really loves him, then she'll wait for him.

(She won't)

what do y'all have against cowboys?

The pens I ordered aren't here yet and the colored pencils I have turned out to kind of suck so sorry it's all the lines look puffy.

Reminder that the crewniverse has shit taste

sure, just like how the lapidot and bad pearl sketches turned out to be just teasing

It's a tumblr knee jerk reaction

What is it about Lapis and Pearl that make their fans so cancerous?

That pic reminds me of

>What do you say?

We say (You).

>Oh my fucking stars!

Hey fuck y'all
Not even that user but I'm a city boy from kentucky and that is just how we talk

from /trash/

jaspearl or bust

Are you saying we should thoroughly accept any picture or sketch they create as something that'll eventually be canon?
So is Sapphire and Ruby gonna wear these outfits something that'll be canon?
No, teasing is teasing.
Whether they make it canon after said teasing is beside the point.

At least Pearl has a personality and interesting storyline/episodes.

This puts that audio in a completely new context, holy shit I can't stop kekking

Yup i started drawing a few months ago and its all been SU fanart
drew this a week ago

>not even the original image

Shippers, eh?

It's just crewniverse members drawing what they personally like.
Some of them might have been into the idea of Jasper becoming a good guy or saw her as just as important of a character as the other cgs/hw gems, that doesn't mean all official drawings are 100% canon

Yeah, one that doesn't make any sense at all. Which I guess fits with it being a lapidot edit.

turn's out the shows is ending, because there are no new episodes appearing on this thursday, and the thursday after that.

Pearl is prime pussy material.

>HYPER REALISTIC TURTLE

This is a novel start to a creepypasta

I'm canon

>When you can't into best gem, so you abuse best gem in a petty shake rage, which is how you tend to try to fix most problems you have, just agro.

This post makes about as much sense as pic related's ending.

Ah so you're one of those "shippers" who's only in it for the aesthetic and is perfectly happy to totally ignore who the characters are and how they act and what their history and dynamic is?

Not actually giving a shit about the characters themselves, just how they look and nothing more?

Wow, it's been like a full day and only one thread has gone by and we aren't even at image limit.
Guess we'll be going out calmly this time.

>lapidot edit
>not making sense
user, please, this makes total sense.

>NOT MUH AMEDOT DO NOT POST
Not even that fucking user and I dont give a shit about Lapidot but holy god fuck off
If you wanna shit on people for their ships and be triggered go to tumblr

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Literally all Zuke does is tease lapidot shippers with lapidot drawings and shippy moments in her episodes because it's her otp and she wants everyone on tumblr to ship it with her so she can have more fanfics and fanart to look at

i didn't draw the turtle i cropped it out of a photo
im not that good

Such a good ep

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This thread is only 3 hours old

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>that doesn't mean all official drawings
Not everything that a crewniverse member draws is an "official" drawing, though
Depends on the context

I hope Jasper has an appetite similar to Amethyst

>eats a bowl of nails for breakfast
without any milk

...

Yes

>lapidot and bad pearl sketches turned out to be just teasing
Lapidot isnt canon and it never will be. They are literally just friends.
Bad Pearl was done by Sugar not Zuke

The BEST black person though.

Look, people. I'm not asking for much. And we won't be around much longer. So just cut me some fucking slack, okay?

All I want is some SU POV smut to read. That is not a tall order. PLEASE. Please?

PEARL IS CUTE

Here's some HYPER REALISTIC Lapis for you.

She is, she's just not perfect, at least she can discern her desires from that which truly matters; being a good mother and role-model to Steven.

Kek
You must be the same fag who threw a fit over this

What the fuck is she eating
is it a sex toy

Yeah, but aside from it, we've only had the carryover thread from last night, and one other thread.

It is fairly slow overall.

she is

Shut up.

What did any of those posts have to do with amedot?

>lapis doesn't have gold freckles or a gold blush
CRIMINAL. The Crewniverse can't keep getting away with this

Looks like a juice can at first
And I like to think the second one is a beer can

>everyone who has an opinion I dislike is the same user

lel

>I dont give a shit about Lapidot
Uh-huh

>saw her as just as important of a character as the other cgs/hw gems
in other words, she's not 'dead forever'

and this show isn't cruel enough to have steven heal jasper only for her to continue to be a shithead to him until she shatters or the show ends

i'm not saying she's going to be a crystal gem, but she's not going to just stay bubbled or in pure villain mode forever

One day, lapidot, you will draw a turtle you can be proud of.

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Not all Lapis Lazulis are created equal.

What would you consider "official" art then? I'm pretty sure anything made by members of the crewniverse while they are working on the show can be considered official. The official artbook is likely going to be filled with art and sketches from everyone working on it

Super Slav CG With: PearrrrL Ametÿïest, And GahrNyet!

CYCKA, CYKA BLYAT!
Blin.
Fucking luv Slav memes.

Why is steven such a cunt all the time?

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No but only one person in a thread could POSSIBLY be capable of such a style and level of autism. I hope

Do not bad mouth Steven, he's too good for this world.

Delete this
NOW

You realize most people see the entire SU fanbase as cancerous right?

>inb4 this is because she's a perfect lapis lazuli and has no impurities

L A S T P I S ?

oh also
>"when you're at the bottom, you'll follow anyone who makes you feel like less of a failure"
this line only makes sense if Jasper was actually tempted to let Steven help her before her pride(and the encroaching corruption) won out

one last image for peri

There's a lot of them
Bigger groups of people, bigger groups of cancer

I want to be the last person on earth with Lapis.

I blew my Lappy load one too early
Memedot it is

Imagine.

>Memedot
>best anything

Only a matter of time before Sugar kills herself after the fact that she created a show with the worst fandom hits her

Sorry I rekt you so hard. It's what I do.

Psh nothin personnel kid

Zamii had it coming

Most people would be right

I blow my load early because of Lapis all the time, don't worry about it.

They all do
This is what happens when you appeal to tumblr

If animators killed themselves for having a tumblr following Gravity falls would have ended way before it's finale.
Same with any cartoon that's popular among Cred Forums.

To be fair, Nyong can't seem to draw any effeminate bodies that don't just look like emaciated boys. So I'm not really sure the androgyny was intentional.

>Lapiss Shitzuli

>peridot
>best gem
*shitdot
*worst meme

if Laren Faust and Babs Bunny's VA didn't kill themselves, Sugar will probably be okay

Which makes them cancer of cancer.

Last I checked, Gravity Falls' fandom didn't get triggered to easily

Hah, you fags deserve each other, love at first shitpost.

>not edging to the edgy gem

Step it up. She likes big surprises.

>Falling into my trap
The fact you even considered calling a minority site following their "fandom" is a ridiculous claim.

What is that anime?

May be the minority, but they scream and yell much louder than the majority

any news on lil Stevonnie?

is she gona be okay?

Like tiny baby men.

Ye she good

Why does Jasper call Garnet a shameless display?

She said that line all sad-like because she was talking about how she followed yellow diamond after failing to protect pink diamond and felt ashamed about it, not because she was tempted to follow Rose. If she knew Steven wasn't Rose before she got corrupted it might have been possible for her to be tempted to let him help her, but (if you take what Sugar said about Jasper into consideration) even then she would probably refuse his help because she still wouldn't think she deserved it

I went to the Boston Freedom Rally today which is basically just a big gathering of people smoking weed and selling weed, and there was this THIIIIIIIIIICC girl there with pink hair and she was the sexiest girl I'd seen all year and I totally did a Pearl trance like from LOOOBC.

Unfortunately she was there with her boyfriend or I would have had the pleasure of being rejected by her. She wasn't super tall but her boobs were each bigger than her head, so she still seemed like a huge pink woman in my presence.

I can only imagine Pearl's thirst having had a taste of such a big pink lady and having lived with her for hundreds of years.

Because she is jealous of how in sync Garnet is and how she'll never have that kind of relationship with anyone.

t. war machine

She's proud and 'shameless' about her nature as a fusion.

Garnet is literally always fucking
Its like saying two people playing tonsil hockey are putting on a shameful display

interracial fusions are wrong in her mind

someone should update this to include the foundation of beach city/etc.

we know that it was around 200 years ago. given what the CGs said to dewey, it sounds like it was uncolonized.. on the other hand, there was that crystal gem totem pole, so maybe the native american tribes were still present..

>tfw S has a boyfriend

Have fun with that 3 day ban for blog posting

Jasper is a cunt.

>Jasper soon becomes a fusion slut
>Jasper is now the shameless one
Just like my doujinshi

Get off the computer, Lapis.

>relating an experience to characters from the show
>blog posting
Pick one

Oh, hey Peridot, i thought Jasper was too asinine for your tastes, why follow her opinions?

I love how Garnet's quote of being single can be used to safely conclude this as.. "Being single" whether relationship wise or just in general it works so well.

Because she thinks having to team up with someone to defeat one enemy is a sign of weakness?

>you're just mad cause you're single
Jasper since that day
>LAPIS FUUUSE WITH ME
Incredible.

JASPER HATE FRIENDSHIP

>t. FILTHY war machine

Hey folks, hope everyone is having a rad evening! Anyone have any art requests? I'll post 'em in the next thread.

"LAPIS..."
"Oh god, what"
*sniiiiiff*

*lick*

Like that's the most powerful way to btfo Jasper now.
Because that's literally how she turned out.
No friends, no leader, no relationship Jasper who tried to abuse and become a relationship, only for it to come back to her with a vengeance.

Garnet scoffing and shaking her head in a smug disappointment.

No she was always fine with a bunch of rubies fusing together for the purposes of fulfilling a mission.

>tfw Jasper has to learn the importance of having friends

Lapis making the dumbest ahegao face you can imagine.

peridot as kraft punk
additionally she's shooting herself in the forehead and saying "did you guys know i cannot shatter?"

#LetAmethystSayBadass

>IS FUSION THE ONLY TRICK YOU CRYSTAL CUNTS KNOW?
Or she just sees it as cheating but is really just butthurt because no one ever wants to fuse with her

I've always wanted to see Garnet use her electric powers offensively.

>THIS PLANET RUINS EVERYTHING.

>WELL EXCEPT FOR ME! }:())

Rose giving Pearl a piggyback ride thinking that's how they'll be able to fuse.

She said "dumb axe" in a way that sounded exactly like "dumbass"

[jasper gets corrupted 9 minutes later]

Bismuth is a black woman

Bismuth is Woolie Madden.

lapis is best rock

>
Just to be as cringy as possible I was thinking I'll start doing the diamond salute to fellow fans of the show or typing "." It will be like the Vulcan Salute or the brohoof, because those worked out so well for their respective fandoms.

>Black
Garnet
Sapphire
Lapis
Bismuth

>Hispanic
Amethyst

>White
Pearl
Steven

>Asian
Peridot

Why too many blacks

>lapis
>best rock
*lapshit
*worst clod

Amy and Jasper sleeping together.

remember when the diamonds held her down and took turns elbow dropping her jasper doll from a ladder?

how does Lapis resemble a black person in any way?

>Lapis
>Black

this is bait

>Lapis
>Black
? ? ?

She's violent, typical monkey behavior

If you're going to start race warring you canc can't forget Jasper, the black person with a skin condition

I forgot that Jasper existed. Jasper is typical ghetto negro.

She just needs a well placed slap on the rear. Then she'll calm down.

>The Diamonds elbow dropping her Jasper doll
Fucking hell, thanks for the laugh user

>"muh amethyst"

>Lapis
>Black
Even though I don't agree with Amy being a spic, there's some reasoning to it, but Lapis ain't no nigga.

>Asian
>Peridot

She's a violent Muslim with an explosive personality and an unwavering devotion to Yellow Allah

Remember that time Bismuth killed a guy and got away with it?

I kek'd wholeheartedly

Remember when Bismuth Stole Steven's Pie?

Or the time she watched A Serbian Film?

And liked it?

Is there any reason for these posts to still be posted?
Like do you guys just like discussing your headcanons on what the gems's skin colors would be, if humanized?

what about Ruby? is she some kind of brown race because muh race-mixing allegory?

it wouldn't be that bad if she didn't spike the breaking point into their coffin at the funeral and still got away with it

What do you have against niggers user?

Ruby is a faggot

Ruby is black

Sapphire is the mixed one

Lapis is an Aryan.

She mellowed out though, and let's face it, if you were being followed by Jasper, you would react similarly

It's obvious that the gems are designed to be of a certain race. that's why tumblr latches so onto this show. ambiguous POC characters, ambiguous gay characters.

Like there is no way you look at Garnet and don't think she's a black woman.

Remember when Bismuth fucked Connie on Steven's bed as Steven watched helplessly?

>ambiguous

Mr. Smiley deserved better.

She was like that before Jasper came around.

Is it agreeable among these parts that Pearl is the best written and generally the best character on the show?

Or that time she dragged a small child behind her for a few minutes and everyone freaked out?

Remember Bismuth's bismuthhole?

Does that mean the thread should follow in their footsteps?
Tumblr would think any character that was obvious not human would try to paint them in a certain light.

Hell even if it's not the popular opinion i could interpret Garnet's rage and calm as a tsundare white lady.
But i don't because they are not humans.
It's all interpretations man.

Yes.

No, not really.

Maybe

Sure is among pearlfags like you.

than who would be?

She's the character Rebecca and all the writers care the most about

Certainly the best written character.

No one, because people have different opinions, this isn't a hivemind.

Lapi-Uh, I mean Perid-No, let me think...Jasper?

Nah, Stevens the best.

How is love letters and sworn to the sword not filler but Last one out of Beach City and Mindful Education not filler?

>Pearl
Nordic

>Amethyst
Iberian

>Garnet
Moorish

>Ruby
Latin

>Sapphire
Finnish

>Peridot
Celtic

>Jasper
Germanic

>Lapis
Greek

>Rose/Steven
Anglo

Plenty of diversity.

Steven is a Mary Sue.

Last One was the introduction of Pearl's human gf and the start of Pearl's new arc. That's not filler.

How? He fucks up in every episode.

Sorry I meant is

Except he's not.

And then everything is resolved because of his powers/his charisma/etc.

It would be subjective

Well I want to know the average opinion

Well I would perfer it if he himself learns and makes it up instead of someone else doing it for him.

Pearl, Amethyst, Steven, Greg and Peridot are the best written characters. Best character is dependent and subjective to your tastes, like how there are a lot of Lapisfags despite the character itself being quite bland and lazily written.

>saying that Peridot is a best written character
Jesus CHRIST...

I forgot to say that Jasper is a good antagonist.

Absolutely not, Steven doesn't fix things, he tries his best to do it, but overall he can't do it alone, Mindful Education was just around the corner man, how can you forget?

Le piss Lazuli

She had one of the best redemption arcs in cartoon history.

Well you won't ever get one because everyone is convinced they're right.

Lapuss

Not the same user, but when you get down to it, we have a lot more of her than Ruby and Saphire, she's got some depth to her.

>had some depth to her before Zuke started using her as a self-insert

>Pearl
Organic

>Amethyst
Quartz

>Garnet
Garnet

>Ruby
Corundum

>Sapphire
Corundum

>Peridot
Olivine

>Jasper
Quartz

>Lapis
a rock

>Rose
Quartz

Gems don't have races. Steven arguably has a race but it's not touched on.

There are people who like Opal the best around here user, you won't get the answer you're looking for.

Her redemption arc was boring and predictable kys

Still has a lot of depth to her despite Zuke's self-inserting.

And then she got written into shit thanks to Zuke. Peridemption was pointless.

Not to mention it made her go from being cool to being an annoying meme generator that is rarely used for anything other than comedy relief

>boring
subjective

>predictable
bait

Watching some clips on youtube.
youtube.com/watch?v=g0Mm7bI1SIM
I forgot how racist Peridot is.

Agreed.
Of course she does, Zuke doesn't erase her history, she just butchered the character for some time now.

Holy shit I'm gonna do that too

"Next you're going to say..."

>racist
You mean gemist right?

>made her go from being cool
For sure, running around on her fingers and doing her little helicopter escapes all the time was cool.

I don't get this. Peridot was always the "le funny character" how is it butchering a character that was always like that?

Do you actually want her to go back to being a complete cunt?

Your hope is in vain and you're wrong

Merely pret- NANI???

youtube.com/watch?v=StrjlY776XI
>Doesn't even have the decency to call garnet by name
she got that jungle fever tho.

People like cunts.

Why do you think there are so many lapisfags and freaks

>Peridot was always the "le funny character"

Since fucking when? Warp Tour?

God, these Perifags are playing us like fiddles.

>while they are working on the show
Well, no. They're still able to do personal stuff on their free time, just being employed on the show doesn't mean that anything they draw becomes "official" art. It's like is one speaking in official representative capacity or as a private person while expressing an opinion or making a comment. Depends on the circumstances.

Since like ever? There isn't acually anyone who took her seriously, not even when she was actively trying to murder the crystal gems.

fuck off bolt

Fuck off.

anyone have that colored pic of garnet carrying literally everyone, white BG

>page 10
NEW THREAD

...

>asking for pics when we're at image limit
are you retarded?

>1 away
wew

Not them but I agree
She was being memed up since her intro because most people could see what a silly cute nerd she was

beat me by 3 seconds.

>Peridot was always the "le funny character"
Not quite, she had a major jump in personallity after the cluster, it seems off and for the worst, since she used to be a curious, smart and even strong gem, she's just a joke character now.

>tripfag ever having an opinion

>being at image limit is an opinion
is all of sug retarded today?

>not realizing you can reply to an image request with a link

are you?

kek okay faggot keep being salty and replying to a dead thread

>Said while replying to a dead thread.

Stop attentionwhoring or kill yourself.

>he doesn't know what baiting is
please keep giving me (You)'s

>I was just pretending.
Classic damage control. Enjoy yourself here.

>he's still replying
oh yes please keep those (You)s coming

Two shitposters one thread