I hope Schroeder appreciates the ever-lovin' Thing personally delivering these to his warehouse of pianos
Daniel Green
Need to hit the gym more! This is starting ta' feel heavy and I'm feeling more and more like a manlet by the second and need to compensate!
Jaxson Perez
*CRASH*
Levi Gonzalez
I dun got shrunk! Ain't today just starting off on a sour note! This looks like treble! Better get to Reed so he can fix me back up to size all nice and sharplike!
Bentley Adams
BUT NOT BEFORE I REENACT A CERTAIN MOMENT FROM BIG
Ian Gomez
Cars! Better be careful! New York drivers are bad enough at not hitting regular size people!
Noah Bailey
Thing: Now I know how Frogger feels!
Luke Fisher
Bob: Ey! Chino! You see that mechanical toy run past?
Chino: Sure did! Let's get it and take turns sticking it up our butts!
Caleb Hall
Thing: Hey! Watch it! Ben Grimm always has the right of way!
Nathaniel Hill
OH THEY'RE COMING AROUND FOR ANOTHER PASS ARE THEY?
Jacob Walker
Fucking motorcyclists thinkin' they rule the road.
Cameron Martinez
Try lanesplitting your way out of this one!
Wyatt Butler
Thing: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out!
Christopher Garcia
Why do I shop at Ross? It's always a mess, it's hard to find what I want, I hate digging through clothing thrown on the floor, and I wear this same jumpsuit most of the time anyways
James Roberts
I'm shrinking now too?! How am I going to find a cute blouse in size -20?!
Jose Powell
This is the danger zone! Nothing is more lethal than a woman bargain hunting and tired of wasting precious shopping minutes! Imma head to a wall.
Jaxson Collins
Excellent! A mouse hole! I can go through there! ... a mouse hole? Gross. Never shopping here again.
Ryan Nguyen
How to get out of this one and to get to Reed? Shoot! A mouse living in this mouse hole! I did not anticipate this!
Liam Rodriguez
Sue: It's protecting it's young! That's adorable and it'll surely try to rip my intestines asunder in a very cute manner!
Eli Mitchell
No use turning invisible! Mice have a great sense of smell. That leaves Invisible girl power #2...
Parker Ramirez
But my powers won't hold up for long against a ferocious mouse! I'm running out of options and no one is here to rescue me this time!
Zachary Russell
Time to do something you've never done before! Fight your own battles!
Joseph Clark
PWEDICTABULL
Judo really does work on everything!
Gabriel Morris
Now to get to Reed! He'll know what to do! I must hurry before some man sees me and takes the opportunity to pull the bukkake sharking manuever!
Brandon Ramirez
Ahhh. Peace and Quiet. Sue isn't nagging, Johnny isn't being an annoying manchild. Ben isn't punching something. And this new rocket fuel is working great in its test run as evidenced by how this rocket car is still in the air!
Wyatt Carter
NO! I CAN'T SEE! AND MY STUBBY LITTLE ARMS CAN'T REACH THE CONTROLS!
Daniel Butler
...
Christopher Bailey
A FEW MORE SECONDS AND THE WORLD WILL BE WITHOUT ITS MOST HANDSOME AND BRILLIANT MAN
Zachary Reyes
Got to .... hit.... autopilot.... arms.... can't reach.... need to try... a little....harder! Come on! Just need to press..... one.... BUTTON!
Brody Gray
GOT IT! My arms almost weren't long enough!
Elijah Allen
When I get home I'll have one hell of a story of survival to tell! I'll leave out the part where I forgot I had powers come to think of it...
Josiah Wood
HEY! SUE! JOHNNY! BEN! HAVE I GOT A SHORT STORY TO TELL!
Nathaniel Cook
Ben: You too, eh? It's a small world after all!
Wyatt Barnes
Woman voice: BEWARE! FANTASTIC FOUR! BEWARE!
Ben: Now I'm hearing voices in my head! Sue: And a woman was yelling at us too!
Austin Kelly
Next to flaming on there's nothing better than working on cars! Hey! This isn't my car! I don't even own a car! Oh well!
Camden Mitchell
I'm shrinking! The fan's about to blow me away! I KNEW I should have turned off the car before I started working on it!
Bentley Wright
Flame on! That was anti-climatic. I hope Reed knows how to solve shrinkage.
Jayden Myers
Johnny: Hey! What's going on here!
Sue: Johnny! Help! The air vent is sucking us in! Reed: Be careful Johnny! It will pull you in if you get too close!
Justin Bell
Woman voice: BEWARE! BEWARE OF DR. DOOM! BEWARE!
Reed: We have to match wits with the sinister air vent AND Dr. Doom?
Josiah Williams
Dr. Doom: Princess! Your warning were useless! Now watch the Fantastic Four struggle against my master planning! Watch as they succumb to the terror that is central air!
By the way, what shampoo do you use? It smells very nice.
Kevin White
Princess: How can anybody be so cruel?
Doom: That's why the world fears Dr. Doom! My commanding voice, my heartless plans, my frightening appearance!
Gabriel Ramirez
You sit tight and watch this shit go down too, Cred Forums, I know you love me in an obsessive and unhealthy way.
Chase Hill
Sue: Ben! I'm slipping off your hard abs!
Ben: Johnny! Do something and turn that fan OFF! Quick!
Jayden Martin
Johnny: Welding it shut should do the trick! Reed: Look out! Don't get too close or you're done for! Sue: Johnny! Be careful! Your flame goes out very easily!
Leo Rivera
Johnny: Got it! The insides are all melty!
Jackson Ward
You could have just pressed the off switch on the wall...
Nathan Jackson
Give him a rest! He's got a good throwing arm for shootin' fireballs and he's welcome to pitch on my team anytime.
But speaking of team, how about OUR manger explain WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLOT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Jack Brooks
I have a theory! But first we need to climb up to my brand-new electronoscope for me to demonstrate it to you laymen
Didn't get a chance to post this last week, so I'm doing it now.
Also bump
Nolan Foster
*sigh* this is gonna be a long day. Every day I'm on this team I feel more dead inside and my skin's so darn tough I can't even cut myself to feel something.
Thanks a bunch.
Robert Ross
Reed: Check out my new electronoscope! Top of the line! Invented it myself! (Very expensive)
Johnny: You just put knobs and stuff on a regular microscope. Nice invention, Ahmed.
Jackson Wright
I just noticed there are only two IPs in the thread, which is weird since last thread seemed really lively.
Also damn, that's kinda dark.
Lucas Cox
Reed: When you look into this electronoscope, you will be the first people besides myself to have ever seen an atom.
Sue: What about Erwin Wilhelm Müller in 1955?
Reed: Wha? Who? YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE UP PEOPLE AND DATES TO MAKE YOURSELF SOUND SMART, SUE, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
If you check the first post and the archived ones you'll see that the threads vary between active and nearly dead. No idea why. I do them always on saturday at around the same time.
Henry Long
Reed: See that atom? They look like little planets with little moons around them. I call that thing a proton. It's possible that atoms really ARE little planets capable of supporting microlife similar to us.
Brayden Carter
Johnny: Really?
Reed: Yes! And it's possible that Dr. Doom is on a tiny planet! Maybe even this one here!
Thing: (Is there going to be a test on this? All this is way over my head and I SWEAR Reed makes it up as he goes along and yet somehow he's usually right...)
Tyler Watson
Doom: A CLEVER GUESS. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT WON'T SAVE YOU FROM BEING DOUBLE SHRINKED.
Cameron Reyes
Heh
Cooper Morris
WE'RE GOING SUBATOMIC. KIDS! TRY THIS AT HOME. IT'LL BE SICK.
Cooper Morris
Doom: RICHAAAAAAAAARDS! Welcome to the Microworld of Doctor Doom! nyahahahahaha! I enjoyed toying with you four! You did very well against the deadly air vent trap! But now you are my prisoners! Chain them!
James Garcia
NOBODY CHAINS THE EVER-LOVIN' THING WITHOUT AN AGREED UPON SAFEWORD BEFOREHAND.
Aiden Bell
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
Elijah Morgan
Spear builds are overrated, guys! Try something daring!
Kevin Price
Sue: I've taken down a mouse today! Don't think you startle an empowered woman like the Invisible Girl!
Isaiah Barnes
NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU, IRONFACE
Leo Rogers
BAAAAAAAAAAAH! You think you can just run up to Dr. Doom and tackle him?! I have all sorts of preptime and gadgets!
Jaxon White
WUB WUB WUB WUB
Johnny: HE'S TRIPLE SHRINKING US?!
Asher Rodriguez
How do you like your new diminutive size?
Jeremiah Sullivan
Bump
Jordan Roberts
Ben: Screw you! Nobody likes being small! Even for girls there's such a thing as so short that it stops being cute!
Adrian Parker
Doom: I'm tired of your backsass, Grimm. I wasn't talking to you.
SO RICHARDS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEING SO SMALL AND MY ABILITY TO SHRINK THINGS?
Angel Parker
I think you're amazing! You da bomb Dr. Doom! But how did you discover such hella tight technology?
Ayden Fisher
... I didn't expect a compliment from you. I don't have a snappy comeback. VERY WELL. I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I LEARNED MASTERY OF SIZE AND SHAPE. Don't you? Hmmm? Yeah? Hmmm? Uhuh? Yeah? MMMM?
Cooper Hall
Reed: Yes! I would love to hear your strong, powerful voice describe in detail how you made this momentous discovery! You know! It's not too late for us to be best friends! We could ditch this dead weight and become the Science Bros. I'm Mr. Fantastic and you could be Latveria Boy! We could solve the world's problems with super science by day and get drunk and recite the periodic table backwards by night! What do you say?
Nicholas Butler
Doom: I asked a yes or no question. Not an invitation to spill spaghetti everything.
Anyways! This great discover was all by accident! I was working on a shrinking ray and accidentally shrunk myself! RICHARDS I BLAME YOU FOR THAT OVERSIGHT AS WELL. IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. NEVER MINE.
Joseph Richardson
I ended up in a peaceful and happy world. I HATED IT THE MOMENT I GOT HERE.
Owen Nelson
I met their King and he turned out to be dumber than your average American and was easily impressed by card tricks and mentos and diet cola and he thought that fart jokes were hilarious. Needless to say I became his #1 guy.
Gabriel Rodriguez
I gave him a kaleidoscope and it blew his freakin' mind for days. For that he made me lead scientist and gave him access to all the equipment and materials I asked for!
Adam Price
So then I shrunk the King and his Daughter, Pearla, and then became RULER of this microworld. Why? Well .... after a bunch of humiliating defeats on Earth I figured I should start small on something easily conquered to boost my confidence. AND IT WORKED.
James Baker
And I also invented ta way to see and communicate with Earth too. It's game over for the Fantastic Four! You lose!
Andrew Sullivan
THIS GAME AIN'T OVER. WE JUST WENT INTO OVERTIME! TIMBER!
David Bennett
Thing: I see London I see France! I see Doom's metal undypants!
Doom: GUARDS? GUARDS! Help your leader! They're even more dangerous now that they're hard to see!
Chase Cruz
Reed: Go invisible! Get over to the controls and bring us back to normal size!
Sue: I was wondering what I was supposed to do...
Jace Smith
Help! Stop poking meeeeeeee
Asher Cruz
Johnny: Hang on Ben!
Ben: Thanks hot stuff!
Ayden Williams
Guard: YOU DIE
Bentley White
Guard: OWWWWWWWWWW
Brayden Bell
Sue: REED! I AM SNEAKING ONTO DR. DOOM'S PANEL AND HEADING TO REVERSE THE SHRINKING WAY AS STEALTHILY AS POSSIBLE. DOCTOR DOOM DOES NOT SUSPECT ANYTHING.
Robert Rivera
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT DOOMBOTS WITH ME! Guards! You're supposed to kick them or step on them not run away crying!
William Edwards
Sue: I got the switch! Oh no! It's protected by an invisible forcefield!
Doom: And you triggered the tiny silent alarm I put in just for you! You Fantastic Four are so predictable!
Justin Garcia
At last! I have the Invisible Girl just as I want her!
You'll be my favorite dolly now! Oh, just wait until we get back to my room so I can show you your amazing new doll house! It's got 3 rooms, and if you move the plastic panels they turn into NEW rooms! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A 6 ROOM HOUSE. Oh and you're married to my Ninja Turtle! He's missing an arm, but you'll love him for who he is! Oh! Even better! You'll be in a love triangle with Optimus Prime and they'll have to fight for your love!
Oh and if Rebecca asks to borrow you, she can't. That bitch lost my Polly Pocket.
Daniel Miller
Thing: Yeah! We see you have her! Sue always gets kidnapped and we're always obligated to get her back! Come on guys!
Gavin Garcia
Doom: Oh really? How about you try some nyquil gas!
Joseph Baker
Reed: Gas?! ....
ZZZZZZZZ
William Long
Doom: On second thought? Sue, you're boring and I should keep the Fantastic Four together. Guards, put them with the others.
Sue: That's good. At least I don't have to play dressup.
Samuel Perry
Pearla: Hey! You guys awake? You're in Doctor Doom's secret prison which used to be our secret prison.
Lincoln Hughes
Is it true you're from the same place Dr. Doom is from?
Luke Butler
.... yes... but we usually are the ones to kick his ass not the other way around.
Thing: Just wait til we get our mitts on him!
Chase Reyes
Well... getting to Dr. Doom will be difficult. You see, my dad decided it would be a good idea to put his secret prison under a sea of deadly acid. It's somewhat of a status symbol here in our world and all the rich and trendy and cool people are building prisons submerged under acid.
Nolan Smith
Thing: Dat voice! You're the lady who warned us earlier! Thanks a lot for not warning us in any meaningful way or earlier so we could have avoided getting small in the first place!
Adrian Moore
WELL! I'M GONNA GET US OUT OF HERE! I'M GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL AND GET US OUTTA THIS PLACE!
Levi Gray
IDIOT! THERE'S ACID ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT WALL!
Christian Reed
Thing: Hey! Ow! What's the big idea?
Johnny: Acid bad! Imagine being submerged in a sea of pepsi!
Thing: Well you think of something!
Charles Walker
Doom: Oh goodie! You fight each other!
So I decided it wasn't any good to just keep you all in prison so I have a new idea how to get my ultimate revenge on all four of you! I decided to project my head into this wall so you can see me talking shit rather than just hearing it! Let me tell you your future!
Parker Wood
Doom: I invented the Lizardmen of Tok, fearsome green warriors from a nearby microplanet over here for you! You will be their slaves!
Ethan Baker
Doom: Richaaaaaaaaards! You will bestuck with a junior chemistry set and tasked to do menial science forever! Never will you do anything interesting and all your materials will be hand-me-downs!
Ryan Lewis
Doom: Ben Grimm will be tasked with a mining job with poor pay and poor benefits! Never will you get a sick day or time off and you'll work long days with NO UNION
Brayden Taylor
Doom: The Torch will be forced to commit genocide against the lizardmen's enemies! He'll.... probably enjoy that. WELL ONE OF YOU GETS OFF LUCKY
Logan Bell
Doom: Sue! You will be a lunch lady serving slop to all the rude Lizardmen who never appreciate the work you do feed them! Your only reprieve will be those socially awkward Lizardmen who buy your valentines presents or candy for holidays because they don't have any real friends!
Cooper Watson
Yeah, I think that covers my revenge. The Lizardmen are landing now and I need to clean house for company! The bathrooms are a mess!
Zachary Robinson
King: So... it's too late for us and too late for you.
Reed: DON'T BET ON IT. >:(
Christopher Roberts
Sup. I'm Tok of the planet Tok. I'm the most handsome of all Lizardmen. Lady lizards, you'll have to wait in line for having your eggs fertilized.
Henry Ross
For 70s children's show this is actually pretty interesting.
Levi Harris
Doom: TOK! I LOVE YOU TOK! WELCOME! I ROLLED OUT THE ORANGE AND/OR RED CARPET FOR YOU. PEOPLE WILL ARGUE FOR GENERATIONS WHAT COLOR IT IS.
Probably because this actually was a comic made into an episode.
Carter Bailey
Also,
>You'll be my favorite dolly now! Oh, just wait until we get back to my room so I can show you your amazing new doll house! It's got 3 rooms, and if you move the plastic panels they turn into NEW rooms! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A 6 ROOM HOUSE. Oh and you're married to my Ninja Turtle! He's missing an arm, but you'll love him for who he is! Oh! Even better! You'll be in a love triangle with Optimus Prime and they'll have to fight for your love! > >Oh and if Rebecca asks to borrow you, she can't. That bitch lost my Polly Pocke
kek
Okay, I'll stop spamming the thread now.
Noah Smith
Tok: (Look at this poser. I was green and evil before it was cool. He merely adopted being green while I was born from it.)
Mason Smith
Doom: I have the slaves! They're waiting for you!
Tok: I have the materials you want. So why do you want reductium? It's practically worthless!
William Watson
Doom: WORTHLESS? YOU MEAN I SPENT ALL THAT MONEY ON SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T EVEN VALUE?
I MEAN It's not worthless! I can use it with my shrink ray to shrink Earth's entire population! I'm glad we have such a good trading relationship.
Look at us! The stars???? are aligned. We're having a moment.
It's cool. I'm glad you're enjoying it.
Owen Baker
Thing: So how about I punch down the whole wall and we swim out real fast?
Reed: NO THING THERE'S ACID
Thing: What if I punch down the wall and then really quickly punch away all the acid?
Sue: Uh Reed?
Jaxon Stewart
This wall here keeping the acid out and that means the material is acid-proof, right? Can't we use that to our advantage?
Owen Smith
I can tell that puns are your forte.
Noah Turner
Reed: Sue! That may be the smartest thing you have ever said! Johnny! I told you me marrying your sister wasn't the biggest mistake I've ever made! Ok everyone! I have the GREATEST ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECT OF ALL TIME and it should get us out of here!
Brayden Williams
Johnny: How come the clay here gets wet and pliable when I burn it?
Ben: It's a convenient plot device that'll get us out of here. Don't knock it. We got plenty of strips to cook for Stretcho to claymake.
Ethan Lee
Keep going! I need a lot of clay to make this plan work and I'm the only who gets to sculpt it! No one except for Sue, if she turns invisible and pretends to be Patrick Swayze behind me and that's it!
Anthony Bennett
Reed: It's finished! Look! I made a submarine! One last panel and we're done! Sue! Set a drill-shaped forcefield on a timer and get it! Ben! You close us up and make sure it's sealed tight!
Jackson Powell
Ben: You know it's not too late for me to punch you three really HARD out THROUGH the wall to safety.
Reed/Sue/Johnny: SHUT UP
Sue: Forcefield go! Do your thing!
Bentley Jackson
...
Dylan Davis
Reed: There's not a lot of air in here so everybody hold your breath. I need all the air to myself to think.
Ian Lee
Johnny: Blah! Everything smells like acid and not the acid I take before watching Courage the Cowardly Dog for maximum enjoyment!
The shrinking equipment must be somewhere nearby so we can unshrink ourselves!
Samuel Walker
Orange-red is an actual color, there is no need for another gold vs orange debate.
>tfw I was in that thread and I went to church instead of witnessing the birth of a new eternal debate
feelsbadman
I still say it was gold
Isaac Clark
Reed: Found it! Everyone spread apart so we don't get big on top of each other!
Now machine! Make us groooooooow!
Oliver Lopez
We're back to ... double shrink size? I forgot! And why does getting enlarged tickle so much?
I try.
Jaxson Moore
That's severe nerve damage, Ben.
Anyways! King! Princess! You're useless! Stay out of our way, ok! You're nothing but a hindrance!
Jason Rogers
Well... ok. I know! I'm a King! I can supervise you as I follow you! I'm good at that!
Luke Collins
LIZARD GUARD #3! ALL IS CLEAR AND WELL!
Austin Morris
FAILED A SPOT CHECK EH, SCALEBREATH? NOW YOU'LL SEE WHAT A GOLD MEDALIST IN LIZARD TOSSING CAN DO.
Oliver Myers
The prisoners escaped! This is bad! This is very bad!
Asher Cox
*BONK*
Cooper Lee
GADOKEN
Nicholas Sanchez
Ahh! Now we smell and taste just like chicken!
Christopher Brooks
Enjoy your fractured reptile skulls!
Jack Davis
Reed: That takes care of all 7 of the Lizardmen army! Now we face DOOM
Landon Perez
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NO ONE BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!
King: Hey! I'm here! I AM the law!
Guard: Oh! King! We didn't see you around anymore and we just assumed you were dead! Our bad! You can all pass.
Mason Sullivan
Doom: Tok, you're my kind of guy. A toast! To evil!
Tok: Yeah yeah. So where are those slaves you promised me? I'd like to leave sometime today but you keep making speeches.
Cameron Bell
Can't sue just use her force-field to block the acid after thing punches it down?
Connor Price
BEN: WE'RE RIGHT HERE! BEHIND YOU!
Doom! No fair! You know Doom never looks back there! And you're free? Impossible!
Aiden King
Reed: Doom! You lost! The simple-brained dolt of a King is free and the soldiers are all on our side now! You are beaten! Give up!
Logan Morgan
Surrender? NEVER! Not when I have a GUN! A gun in a gun-free zone! See how ineffective your gun control policies are now!
Ian Harris
Sue: GIVE ME THAT
Doom: Wha? The Invisible Girl! And she has a GUN?! JESUS CHRIST
Liam Hall
The Invisible Girl with a gun?! I must fleeeeeeee!
*thump thump thump thump*
Nolan Wilson
Tok: Doctor Dresses in green but that coward should be draped in all yellow! Lizardmen! Get them!
Aiden Kelly
Another fight scene? This is redundant. I'm gonna shrink em.
Blake Morgan
!!!
Brayden Howard
Thing: Ain't nobody gonna bring those guys back to size! I want some to feed to the alley cats back home!
Sue: Tok got away with men!
King: He'll bring reinforcements if he escapes!
Lincoln Brown
this is good nice
Nicholas Gonzalez
Reed: Damn! It's too late! He's already boarded the plane!
Tok: See you later, fuckers!
Jack Carter
Too late? Not with Ben Grimm at bat!
Thomas Bailey
Keep an eye on the plane...
Jayden Williams
SWING
Dominic Morgan
A HOME RUN NOBODY'LL EVER FORGET
Anthony Morales
Thing: I batted that plane with no survivors!
King: I hate to break things up but Dr. Doom just escaped back to your world. I thought you should know...
Reed: YOU LET DOCTOR DOOM LOOSE IN OUR HOUSE? HE'LL SPILL GRAPE JUICE ALL OVER MY BOOKS AND STEAL ALL MY UNDERWEAR AND EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE
Parker Peterson
We could have tried to stop him but he said "You'll never stop me!" and we decided he was probably right.
Jeremiah Cox
I save your Kingdom and planet for THIS? Just... bring us back to our original size. Luckily for you, Squirrel Girl is in town visiting and she was going to meet up with Sue at the house. I'm sure she'll take care of Doctor Doom no problem. She is his arch-nemesis after all.
Joseph Lewis
King: Before I change you back... I am a great magician. Sue and Reed Richards! Your gloves are gone!
Reed: HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK!
Cameron Brown
King: Very well! Goodbye! I hope you never come back!