/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend some day

bismuth's fucking face

You better delete that webm right now asshole.

CUTEST

Do you think S. will return?
Do you want her to return?

I'll try to find it
It's on deviantArt

I LOV U JASPER

>that tit flip

Groovy shit.

I want to marry Lapis

Hey.. I prefer to and was gonna post that myself, but yeah, I'm here. Thanks!

Lappy makes me happy

Request from the last thread. It didn't come out great, but I haven't had that much fun drawing in a long time.

hell yeah dude
blandoangelus.tumblr.com/

I just a reference. Maybe we see Pearl texting in the background of one of the episodes, or like a little photo of her and S at the beach. Just a callback or something, the crewniverse loves that shit.

I don't think Pearl would be that attractive IRL so a cosplay pearl gf would be the best resort

>dat frame of lapis' boobs pointing towards the sky

A real hero
A real human being

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minishcapslock.deviantart.com/art/Chained-551701333?q=Chained by:MinishCapsLock&qo=0

>Do you think S. will return?
For sure.
>Do you want her to return?
Don't care honestly.

Well yeah. She's one of the main characters' love interest for godsake.

I want Pink Diamond to be a good mom

np famalam

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I want her to return.

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Thanks, man.
I snorted loudly

Jesus fucking Christ

None of you actually find this gem cute, right?

Could you draw Pearl in the mafia with a gun?

Absolutely not, how could anyone?

she is

No, just like I don't find my coat rack cute.

I can't read moon ruins, can anybody translate?

Is that an ahegao?

Or is she choking on a peanut?

cool. just saying hi.

Awesome, thank you. I see the artist got other good shit too

She's cute sure, but I can't stand her personality.

Post yfw S's name is Silica

I would rather not reply to posts with displeasing images to look at like that one.
But, "Future Vision"

>Two right hands
Fucking Zuke, man...

i am here!

What's wrong with it? She's loosened up so much since Mr. Greg

What happened to her hands, did her gem fuck up her manifestation of her physical form?

Not cute, cool.

strawpoll.me/11247466
strawpoll.me/11247466
strawpoll.me/11247466

She forgot how hands work.

Like the stuff gems are made of?
very funny, Simple Carbohydrate.

>Is that an ahegao?

Yes.

same thing happened to my pet baby hamster when I was a kid
RIP

Forgot to add this was someone's request from a few threads ago. They wanted fingering originally, too bad.

This. Pearl is great.

>pixelated
Someone make a better version please this is gold

Sorry, I know this is going to derail, but I couldn't help but look at the site-sponsored poll.

>People seriously think Snowden should be pardoned

Not him, but she's an annoying perfectionist, her superiority complex is the size of a moon.
Last one out of beach city made me enjoy her, but she's probably gonna go back to her cunt ways.

>I don't think Pearl would be that attractive IRL
>implying

Ben did that bit
But you knew that

horse face and wrong color wig

>Didn't even notice till now
Well fuck me, I guess I'll go commit ritual sudoku now.

She's that way to cover her insecurity issues though. She has calmed down a lot.

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Her superiority complex is a sham, do you even watch the show?

It's still Puke's fault, but you knew that.

I thought Cred Forums loved Snowden?

Why you gotta be mean.

>filename
Kek
Fix your issue forget the puzzle game

Fix this one, I love it

Pearl's feathery cloaka

>tfw no jasper ahegao

tfw you did

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There's tons

Absolutely not, it's pretty obvious that she does not like humans, I remember quite vividly after jailbreak, when Pearl fixes Greg's van, as he hugs her, she's just disgusted by him.
She has toned it down quite a lot, but she still has a very long way to go, maybe S will shake some sense into her.

no.

s t o p

>if gem destabilizers were made of metal
>and peridot carries around a handful with her powers
OPeridot

Does anyone have any decent Peridot or Pearl wallpapers?
I'd ask for Bismuth but there won't be any.

What if Pearl's penis gets in the way?

>after jailbreak
that was House Guest, which was LONG before jailbreak

>Bismuth and Lapis being rough

fffffffuck

She's mostly just distanced from humans.
She's the most vile towards Greg for obvious reasons. It shows in Mr.Greg that she still resents him which is something that was slved in that episode, followed by her dancing happily with him.

I don't think she's visually cute, but she's a cute being due to her personality.

SWEATY

the last time i saw Cred Forums they called snowden the original SJW

>WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOW, ROSE?

It won't because she doesn't have one nor will she ever.

My current wallpaper.

Malachite is cute.

>small blue slut gives rampaging gorilla the business at exactly 8:59 PM

That will just make her notice Jasper less.

PEARL

Now that i think about it.
Gem destabilizers kinda fall under the "redundant under certain circumstances" kinda category the Breaking Point did.
A gem can easily be poofed without one so the redundancy that Bismuth shows off doesn't fall far from the tree.

I've always liked pearl in armor.

10/10 would sacrifice myself to

Is someone else gonna try making a Drawpile again?

>it's pretty obvious that she does not like humans
No she doesn't. The whole point of Last One is the start of Pearl's arc to show she's ready to socialize with humans.
Her reaction to Greg is because she despised him. That was fixed in Mr. Greg.

Not enough white makeup

FEMININE

Hell yeah.

jasper literally did nothing bad

> E N D G A M E

endgame

Why? I mean, personally, I hate him not because of the leaks, but because he decided to go to Russia and China, aka the biggest offenders of violation of privacy in the world, for asylum.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>I don't think she's visually cute
what

Which stand were they fighting this episode?

Same difference really.
>Humans just live short, boring, insignificant lives, so they make up stories to feel like they're a part of something bigger. They want to blame all the world's problems on some single enemy they can fight, instead of a complex network of interrelated forces beyond anyone's control.
I mean she is distanced, but it's not just Greg, it's humans all around, even in the song Do it for her, she agrees that connie is ''just a human''.

I think I have a good while until my hand completely gives out, anybody want a request?

>she does not like humans
Except she admires humans. That being one of the reasons she protects the Earth.
>we were amazed to find your beauty and your worth

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>A gem can easily be poofed without one
It still helps. Breaking Point was really short range.

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Pearl failing to pick up chicks.

We didn't get to see the early process of Lapis and Peridot becoming friends for a good reason.

Bismuth hitting on uppercrusts

nutshack

Her expressions are pretty cute there. I just have a hard time seeing tall slender characters with long noses as cute in general.

IT'S

My perfect, beautiful adopted baby girl, too precious and pure to exist in this unworthy world.

because no one cares

That is about life on earth, not just humans, the gems value individualism, not a single species with the same structure.

It's obvious she's not that close to humans and that she even looks down on them but there is still a sense of common ground that she can find with them. When was that volleybal episode again? She got along perfectly fine with Kiki.
Besides it's a process that is taking her a long time, before that ALL the crystal gems were kinda distanced from humans by keeping a fence around their residence. Steven being born is what brought the difference.

THE

>tells pearl she can't have a penis
>she proceeds to make the biggest fattest penis possible

Peridot sitting on Jasper's butt

NUTSHACK

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AND STEVEN

a very sad pearl

Sapphire hiding in a pillow fort that's been frozen over and Ruby starts telling her she needs to reform Garnet.
Afterwards she puts up a sign that reads "No Fusions Allowed"

shit taste

>And we will protect your kind
She is specifically talking about humans here dumbass.

I told you im STEVEN!

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>not wanting her nose to inject you with aphrodisiac while she wraps her long slender limbs around you, preventing you from escape

>Steven likes Pearl better than Rose did

Pearl is cute. CUTE!

she too good for this world

she pure

she big

Because we don't deserve it

>implying anything would make me want to fuck Pearl

Rose rebelled against Homeworld for Pearl's sake. if that ain't love then I don't know what is.

>before that ALL the crystal gems were kinda distanced from humans
Not quite, Amethyst was always fond of humans and Garnet doesn't mind them, besides, it's not even about how she acts about humans, she's even snobby with the other gems, instead of treating them as team mates she often finds she's better and more educated, often resulting in her getting embarassed because of it.

You can't properly cuddle a stick user

>she agrees that connie is ''just a human''.

She agrees Connie is just a human because Connie, as a human, is not built for fighting (like Pearls) and her existence is short and fragile compared to a Gem.

Pearl's lyrics are about her just as they are about Connie

>deep down you know you weren't built for fighting but you know that you can draw your sword and fight

they're most likely always an instant kill, and fully poof fusions (whereas normally a defeated fusion leaves two or more fully-formed, if weakened, gems)
plus, you're not always going to be able to instantly poof an opponent on your own (most of these cases were with really strong gems vs weaker gems, like garnet two-hand-squeezing peridot or bizmuth keeping the pimp hand strong), so in those cases it's handy to have a tool that reliably fucks up gems

so they are practical, just not against really good fighters who can see into the future, or people who are fucking immune to them.
maybe we'll see some better use of them the next time homeworld shows up, if ever.

>nobody will ever love you as much as Lapis loves Steven

damn

Huh, i have a image where that's compiled in with other art pieces but it's not nearly as big as that i believe.

>hitting on

Just love yourself if no one else will. It worked for me.

Yes you retard, to Steven, she's literally explainning that she'll protect HIM and his kind.

I'm gonna do it I'm going to let my depression wash back over me. See if it will pass. I've been holding it off but I don't think it will pass until I let it happen

>Rose! Why do you look like that! Why are you so...smol

What if that's her fetish?

Why are the bottoms of pearls feet pink?

So, any edit requests tonight?

Before we're shipped off to /trash/ and they all start being porn edit requests again.

Yeah that's why they wanted to throw Greg over the fence right.
As said before, she acts that way because she constantly wants to prove herself. Even LOooBC happened because she wanted to prove to Amethyst that she still had that spark in her. Amethyst has said before that Pearl used to be fun, if Amethyst and Pearl used to get along that's because Pearl wasn't always snobby and condescending towards her fellow gems. Rose dying changed her entirely.

Try making this into Lapis, if you can.

Oh yeah.
I guess that is more practical than the ridiculous start up time of the Breaking Point.
And unlike the breaking point you only need to get one good hit in to poof the gem, where as you may poof or pierce a gem with the breaking point but not shatter them.

But they both suffer from being normal weapons and are thus require solely on how accurate you are.

let the waves take you
you'll come back to shore

youtube.com/watch?v=e3D7xplBYNY

Pic related as Pearl please.

Connie maybe?

I want Bismuth to watch Steven fuck Lapis like the filthy uppercrust she is.

Will she also be saying Kill La Kill yourself?

>mfw after hiatus the first episode is a shitty townie episode.

Yes. Keep her in the outfit, too.

sooo just out of curiosity, are we on hiatus now?

>Joe and Jeff never did a townie episode

fuck it, just get in ms paint and paint bucket that shit blue.
done.

>Pearl wasn't always snobby and condescending towards her fellow gems. Rose dying changed her entirely.
Of course, and your post makes perfect sense, but as she is right now she's just annoying to me, if she acted more like when Rose was still alive (aka like LOooBC) I would like her way more.

the madmen

Pearl.

Sugar saves the Dream Team (though it's Colin and Jeff now) for the episodes that need them

These two seem easy to do as revectors, so that shouldn't be a problem.

Oh, really? Why though? Doesn't really seem fitting.

Don't know if I could do this one. Copying the eye right might be weird. And the shirt might cause issues.

Pretty sure that already exists from another drawfag.

This probably won't work but this with Lapis or Sapphire?

>implying she cares
>implying your dick will care once the aphrodisiac takes effect
>implying you won't eventually become a mindbroken cum faucet

Hum what about Humans

I really look forward to REAL rose flashbacks, coming from Pearl of course

Ruby

>mfw when they come back in january
>the first episode is a clip show episode
>the next episode is the season finale
>another hiatus until the summer

Elipsis you are my friend

>last night's thread single-handedly turned "I want Bismuth to watch Lapis and Steven do lewd stuff to each other" into an actual thing

I'm really gonna miss this general

and that thread

>Why though?

Just feels more fitting since she'll be saying "kill la kill" yourself, but hey.

Her regular dress is fine too, if that's the problem.

press ... to pay respect

Garnet using her electric powers.

>steven really did belive garbanzo died
What the fuck why is he getting cuter and more immature?

I was there.

I provided to that story.

>Pearl's long paddle feet
Stop. I do not want to masturbate right now.
I would, but I'd rather be topping her. She's probably really fun to tease.

/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

AA ANO HI NO YUUMEEE

Since when has /sug/ been so pessimistic in the face of total optimism?

CN can't afford to let up on the SU hype now.
At worst we'll probably be back around October or November, but sugar's quote of something planned in "The Fall" puts us back either there or close by.
I doubt CN wants to loose their chance to profit off this show as well.

bubbled was the last 'season finale'. from now on they're just going to put the big plot episodes wherever the fuck they please because of CN's random-ass scheduling

It's the Llamar effect.

So did I
Good shit, my nig

Homewolders get out.

I've always thought someone editing fuzzy handcuff or condoms in Jasper's hands in this screenshot, but this is somehow lewder.

click for cummies

It's a coping mechanism. We're scared things are going to be bad, so by imagining the worst case scenario we can only ever be pleasantly surprised or have expectations fulfilled. If you're setting your bar high, you're setting yourself up for failure.

Anyone else think that Onion is going to grow up to be a mass murderer after this weeks episode?

Also are Onion and Yellowtail actually related? I seem to remember yellow being adopted into the Onion family...

When will they snuggle in the show?

Psychopathic onion has been debunked in Onion Gang.

Onion character assassination

why did i even click it when that was how it was advertised.

You should edit his pupils to be centered.
The joke will work better if you do.

It was some hot stuff, yeah.
Best shortstory smut I've ever written.

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I want to hold Jasper

better get lifting

Really? This was the most heart to heart Onion episode we ever had, he even saved the bug. Also Yellow tail is onion's father, Sour cream is Marty's son.

This as Pearl looking at pics of Rose/S

>Also are Onion and Yellowtail actually related? I seem to remember yellow being adopted into the Onion family...
??

Okay here is how it happened:
Vidalia was a young woman.
Vidalia had sex with Marty in the back of Greg's van.
Vidalia gave birth to Sour Cream, who is Marty's son.
Vidalia married Yellowtail, a fisher.
Vidalia had sex with Yellowtail.
Vidalia gave birth to Onion, who is Yellowtail's son.
Sour Cream and Onion are step-brothers.

Aren't there any other dog repenters you can hold?

They will. Lapis is just saving herself for that perfect moment alone with Steven while Peridot is off doing a mission with the other CGs.

Centerfold

youtube.com/watch?v=69m9QvTogMg
>ywn be bear mode enough to carry jasper like the adorable baby she is

>AU coming of age story
>Steven in Drakaverse, gets enslaved after fucking Lars sells out their vault in exchange for a comfortable position as a high class ho
>Steven gets thrown in a plantation with the Loud family
>resistant to the weird pheremone shit 'cause of gem heritage so the sisters aren't able to dazzle him
>unfortunately for Steven, they notice. They all want him now, even Lincoln.
>shit goes down, runs away. Representing Steven getting frightened by his newfound urges. Unfortunately, that means he's now a feral.
>Headhunter Onion is after him, taking his favorite serf: Ronaldo, as a "companion."
>It's like the most dangerous game, just with a fat kid running away from genetically engineered dominatrixs from Melnibone and Onion taking his revenge
>fic ends with Steven actually growing a pair and boning (or getting boned by) SOMEONE. Finds a UFO, gets the hell off earth. Never comes back. End scene drinking Romulan ale with Kal El. Meaning that he finally matured in a decent adult.
The End.

Is Steven Universe the most successful rock opera?

Any specific Connie outfit for this? Since I'm just revectoring the whole thing, I could do any of her outfits/hair styles.

I mean, I'm sure there's some water based pun for "Kill Yourself" that would fit Lapis.

Yeah, that seems better for a full drawfag

I'll try that one. Not sure if it'd work though.

Will try. Got three others lined up now though, so might not finish it tonight.

These two are cute together

yoo

Didn't really have anything in mind, but I am quite partial to her BCD outfit.

Here you go! Next request?

>water based pun

"Drown yourself"
It's cute and simple enough for me to enjoy.

He's so used to seeing gems die at the drop of a hat that it's messing with his psyche.

how did you fuck it up user?

It's no pun, but maybe "drown yourself"?

I both think and dearly hope she won't return. At most, there might be a reference, a mention on why Pearl dropped the contact after one disastrous phone call or such, but I really think she's a one-off character, the nameless dream girl in the 90's teen movie parody and that's it

Ha. No. That's Star Wars.

yeah

Darn it, great minds think alike,

THE MURDERCOCK
N E V E R S T O P S

Pearl just needs to fucking end it already.

This, except it's Steven and Onion.

Shit I got.....

Ninja'd? Do people say that anymore?

IT NEVER ENDS!

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Haven't heard it in a while, but it checks out.

yes, but you shouldn't try to fit in. that's lame

That fucking greg face is too much.
I want to see amethyst fusion dancing with steven with that look on her face.

Do you own pictures that frighten you

Oh good.

So my first post DID work. Damn, I samefagged without even trying.

Ships:
>Onion and God
>Onion and Shrek
>Onion and himself
>Onion and Obama, Trump, and Hillary all at the same time
>Onion and Coldsteel the hedgeheg
>Onion and Stormbringer
>Onion and Mournblade
>Onion, Lars, and Ronaldo in a love triangle
Onion publishes this and becomes the next Stephen King.

You mean this one? Sure, that should be doable.

Sure, will do.

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Jasper is for naps

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Yeah that's the one. Just think it's cute is all

please please post uncensored

YES. I ENJOY THIS.

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Jasper is for a lot of things.

Guys. Stop.

let's nap it up a notch

>Jasper is for a lot of things.

Like clinging to.

KEK

>lapis angrily grinding against jasper's hard back muscles

can you blame her?

this is stupidly cute and somehow much better than the usual tumblr slash comics where they both look away and blush at the end
In fact this would be even cuter without the blushing too because it would show that affection is a normalized thing

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Post rocks

Just add bismuth and at least one member of the Ruby Squad and you've got yourself a top tier endgame nap right there.
Maybe centipeetle if you're feeling saucy.

Sure.

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and drinking wine with

The PearlxSteven image isn't finished yet right?

This needs lining or color
ENDGAME NAPPY TIME
N
D
G
A
M
E

>Lapis gets horny and starts humping her back like a dog humps your leg
>she goes so fast it creates a fire from the friction
>they burn
>they poof

Sure.

>climax is Onion killing Greg
>turns out Onion Steven never completed the Onion trade, thus making Onion going back in time and changing world history so the Draka conquer everything just to get back at Steven
>Steven gets pissed and actually sticks up for himself for once. Throwing Onion off a cliff with his buttboys, Ronaldo and Lars
>Steven's now a badass. Masculinity personified. Grows a badass mustache Goes on to grow up into a interstellar Theodore Roosevelt with Supes as VP.
>credits roll

Did the artist check back

Which one?

You gently brush it to the side.

Yes

ARE YOU GOING TO LET US DESTROY ALL WRESTLING?!

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Sure

That's a little suggestive, user. I just like them as friends.

firmly grasp it

pearl was really letting her inner sardonyx out there. Her and garnet play well off of eachother.

just the real wrestling

Probably. It's not really my bag.

Post your favorite underrated jokes

too fat for Earth

Jasper doesn't feel the need for pants around friends

Too formal

The way that monster appears off in the distance reminds me of the Dah'ren Mohran's second phase.

nice poise in DaS3 buddy

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OWNED SO HARD JASPERDEMPTION IS CANCELLED

Pearl is a such a huge fucking dork

Really? That's strange. It reminded me of FLCL

From the waist down, It's pretty decent.
But holy shit that Sardonyx Face.

>Lapis doesn't wear pants
>Jasper doesn't wear anything

wew

here

Pearl is my favorite actress

youtube.com/watch?v=UyNygxs7JAw

This meme will never get get funny.

>Implying I play that garbage
Pure, unadulterated, heresy.

no you're fat

That line fits very well. Thank you.
Beautiful song. Thanks for taking the time to send it.

>get get

I want this; It's such a cute moment.
Honestly I just want her to come back. Her and bismuth. And the rubies. And centipeetle. And the Heaven and Earth Beetles. And Soup

Fucking crewniverse taking away everything I love.

I was being serious. I love hunting Dah'ren Mohrans on G rank by myself.

Gives me a nice challenge.

>peridot wears pajama bottoms around all day anyway

A few hours ago he said he was working on it.

I was just shitposting. I don't play Monster Hunter.

>Soup
>not Squash

Oh, and while we're at it. Onion cucks Amethyst and bones Pearl. He let's Ronaldo and Lars have Lapis.

Peridot on the other hand takes over Homeworld. Only to rule for a few hours as a military coup kicks her out of office. Makes another go and declares herself Emperor after dissolving the parliament with her minions one week later. Only to be deposed again by a pretender, Jasper, who then exiles her. Spends the rest of her days as a burned out bar owner desperately trying to compete with Quark. Supes, Sapphire, Ruby, and Steven are her only customers.

Yeah, I can tell.

That's right. Soup>Onion>the rest

OOOOH JASPER YOU BRUTE

I told them about a thing I have where I get boils a lot and they left me for someone else a few days later. It was an online relationship and I lived a few states away. They left me for someone on the other side of the world so I don't think distance was part of the problem. I'm sure there was other things too but I think that was the one that really did it. She was just getting into cosplay. Not sure if she still is now though.

>"I didn't know you like apple juice!"*
>"There's a lot of things you don't know about me."
>Clearly hasn't had apple juice since the invention of cans.

*It was kind of weird that he assumed she didn't want strawberry sugar shock though.

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Pearl likes someone to tell her what to do

we still napping?

>Back when I was still new to the game
>Two giant rajins in a small pit with not but a hammer to my name
What a fucking no blocking wild 3 hour ride

Pearl can't handle shrimp, no way she's gonna be able to drink that monster energy type shit

What a fuckin' ham.

whatever this is I love it

You will never spend time with Lapis Lazuli

Just the two of you, alone, and SITTING ON THE PARK BENCH

I don't know what this is referencing but I saved it anyway.

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the first time I thought Ame said My Krol too desu

I guess Onion only truly... Sprouted in Pearl.

If garnet can see the future how come she didn't know about bizmuth?

When was the shrimp?

>rajins

Lol, sure you didn't mean Rajang?

New to sug what is that?

Post your snacks for the next episode!!

I'll make a coke float so I can get real cozy!

>step brothers
they're half-brothers

See: Watchmen

>next episode!!

Oh...

You'd eat Lapis as a snack?

You naughty boy.

I like that pic and wish to see more. Is there more?

Because she saw multiple paths happening. Maybe she was thrown off by it actually happening. I don't know. Go ask your mother.
Sugar is a hack.

Ya
my finger still gets a twitch when i see them

Yellowtail didn't father Onion. Onion isn't fully human.

yeah

Why is Steven so likable? I thought I would find him annoying but I honestly can't. He's just so fun to watch.

Which game?

Same reason she didn't see the Sardonyx fiasco happening, she had no reason to distrust her.

I don't eat ass.

Unless it's a gem's ass.

She doesn't see a single "the future." She sees multiple paths that might occur, and has to use her own judgement to determine which is the most likely, which is the most preferable, and if possible let that guide her actions. For example she saw that it was possible that baseball might enter the equation with the Rubies, but she was surprised that it's what happened.

Garnet's future vision was a mistake

It's a wallpaper. Sorry. I'd play something like this though,

Rajang aren't so bad. They're super aggressive, fast-moving and have some seriously powerful attacks, which all make for a pretty fun opponent.

I love them.

Because really, how likely is it that Rose killed one of their allies, stored her gem in her magic lion and lied to them about it?

'Mike Hunt' would have been funnier.

Mike Krol is a real person

WHATS
HER
NAAAAAMMMMMME

Rose didn't lie to Garnet. Garnet is willingly deceiving all the other gems for Future Vision reasons. Mark my words.

Maybe it's the positive (but highly annoying) influence. Which is why the crying part of the show is annoying, To me, at least. I don't wanna get bummed out watchin a kids show.

Steven makes me smile. He's so dumb sometimes, but it's endearing in a way. Like a dumb dog.

I look forward to every episode because I want Steven to fill me with happiness.

Do you have any interesting episode ideas /sug/?
>Stevonnie introduces themselves to connie's parents and Doug starts seeing and treating them as the son he never had

Indie

Best naps

I think it would be very cute if she actually did like apple juice

For the more perverted Lapis fans out there, Bad Dragon has made what I think Lapis's vagina would look like. And it' blue

bad-dragon.com/products/sofia

That would be nice, but it wouldn't be allowed because then that means that Steven is the more masculine one between Steven and Connie.

And that's absolutely not allowed.

>We get a new version of "Dear Old Dad" with Stevonnie and Doug

fighting them when I didnt learn their moveset was my monster crack
no blocking, timed roll, slow hits while they jump all over the screen, laser beams
Threw my psp in the air for joy when I beat them

Yep.

And to add to this, it's why she didn't see that Pearl was deliberately fixing the communication hub. She didn't consider that it was a possibility because she trusted Pearl, and believed it was Peridot fixing it--so not only didn't she see what Pearl was doing, she couldn't even see themselves catching Peridot this way.

For her future vision to allow her to see Bismuth being bubbled away in Lion and/or attacking Rose and being bubbled by Rose, she would first have to consider that Bismuth could have attacked Rose, causing Rose to poof and bubble her. With how many gems probably died during the war, and her still being relatively young when it happened, she likely wouldn't have considered it a possibility.

>no theme or direction
What the hell bad dragon

Those awesome cocks can suit some of the gems

That's not how it works, Garnet did nothing wrong

More of that comic specifically? Unfortunately no, but the artist does draw a lot of undertale and he has a thing for Jasper.

I think The Gembeast's Temple draws the best fan Jasper for sure.

Which episode was the shrimp?

Nice one man! I'm GS4L, so I guess it's just easier for me, but I still love taking on bigger monsters by my lonesome.

But isn't the point of a sex toy is to allow you to make it whatever you want?

Like I could make this green and fuck Peridot.

best death grip snuggle holds

>Worlds Apart
>Steven finds out that Home World isn't as far as he thinks it is.

I disagree
She pretty fugly and Orc-like

I think she does like apple juice, but just hasn't had it in hundreds of years.

So...do you guys actually own/use any of these? I've had fleshlights before, but never one from BD.

...

Different strokes I guess.

who drinks juice out of a fucking can anyways?

Im honestly not that into their art style or the way they give everyone fat burrito faces

...

...is that bleach

I just thought that one was really boring compared to everything else they put out

But they have one normal dick too, so it evens out

I plan to get one either this year or maybe next year. I'm just bored with my hand and I'm on dating sites constantly now, so I just want to up my jacking game.

>peridot and lapis fuck around in beach city and zuke's not the one writing it

ye

too much makeup and wrong hair color
i think a non leather jacket would look better too

I'd give Jasper a different stroke.

>we will never get to see what jasper's uncorrupted legs look like

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>Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade
>Pearl "my body is an illusion but tonight your vag I'm bruising" the Renegade
>Pearl "pop it for a real gem like me" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's chub, then she's getting that rub" the Renegade
>Pearl "spilling spaghetti but still scoring" the Renegade
>Pearl "no muff too tough" the Renegade
>Pearl "can't juke the zuke so I eat her till she poof" the Renegade
>Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade
>Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade
>Pearl "make it thicc make it quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "giant woman get me hummin" the Renegade
>Pearl "strip Greg's van for spaceship plans" the Renegade
>Pearl "u lucky he holding me back senpai I'd peck the shit outta you" the Renegade
>Pearl "just 'lion around' till I find a vag to pound' the Renegade
>Pearl "6000 year two beer queer" the Renegade
>Pearl "got the authority to endanger a minority" the Renegade
>Pearl "Rose didn't have a lion but she give me succ like I'm dying" the Renegade
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff"
>Pearl "keep your stance wide, plunder deep inside"
>Pearl "Cunt Destroyer" Renegade
>The renegade "if she's 8 feet tall, give me a call" Pearl
>Pearl "Lion Licker Bean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "Lion Licker The Pussybean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "No Slouch for the Prize Pouch" the Renegade
>Pearl "If She a Thicc Dime it's Kevin Time" the Renegade
>Pearl "Make the date rape play with gay ballet" the Renegade
>Pearl "Real Human Bean for the Thicc Girl Dream" the Renegade
>Pearl "Wherever I am, I must always thirst" the Renegade
>pearl "body made of light, but she's never had pussy this tight"
>pearl "driving the dondai, gonna eat you like a sundae"
>pearl "I'm over the past, but hairy pink vargubas make me cum fast"
>Pearl "AJ in my hand I'm not concerned" the Renegade
>Pearl "I could show you how to ride tongue, in the real way" the Renegade

>peridot on a high chair while lapis feeds her cleaning agent
This is too too
good

They make juice in cans. I remember they used to have the cellophane pull-tab things. Don't know if they still use them for safety reasons, but yeah.

I use hammer only cause its feels so good fucking up their face, and knocking Tigerexs and Plesaloths out of the ball park. Id love to learn the bug staff but im shit

>we're never getting a Jasper Plays Baseball episode

why, sugar

Fair enough. My apologies if my post seemed stupid, it's been a while Since I've watched the episodes that talk about her future vision, so I was just curious if there was a reason for it or if it was a lack in foresight.

>dating sites

I'd rather try my luck at my local pizza bar.

I'll see ya there

You're My Prisoner user....

They're saving her for the ice hockey episode

Emerald

This is making me unbelievably uncomfortable.

Well I was hoping jasper would become a good guy so there would be a full crystal gem team b and that there would be an episode or arc where something bad happens to the og Crystal Gems that would lead to Steven and the new Crystal Gems going on a big mission to save them and the hw gems learning to work on together and Steven learning to be a leader by getting them to use teamwork and shit
But that won't ever happen now or if it did it wouldn't be as awesome

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>Steven, this isn't weed.

What do fleshlights feel like? Are they good?

Fuck you're reminding me that I didn't try to get a number from a stoned girl heading to the bus stop and now I feel like shit

K then, see ya when I see ya

hello, nurse

Someone in the last thread asked for Amethyst and Jasper to be sleeping together.

Fair enough. I like extra cheese with my pussy.

...

Must be a difference between the real world and Steven Universe universe.

Lapis we can still make this work, but for fuck's sake, get out of my face.

HtD 2: Space Jam edition.
Garnet, Purple Puma, Stevonnie, Bob, and Earl
vs
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, and Ruby

This time with 40% less gay and 100% more DUNK. Guest voice actor: Michael Jordan

MORE

>too much makeup
You know Pearl's skin is white, right?

I read that in Paulette's voice

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HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HIM?

>handy portable murdercock

>cheese

Oh no, one goes there for the pizza; it's garbage. It's just a really upscale place for drinking and hanging out.

At least my pals and I think so.

...

Eh, not sure how this one turned out.

I think it's something about the thinner eyes with her massive head. Something just doesn't look right to me.

Enough to have a elephant flying with it's ears. Good ting that's never gonna happen though. :^)

Nice work

Exactly where that ship belongs.
And where I belong for liking it so much

Lol, I'm hoping you're just playing dumb, because that was one disgusting joke I just made...

One that deserves a puking anime girl.

>Not
>Garnet, [Basket Ball related Amethyst disguise here], Stevonnie, and Opal
>It's 4v5 because they are all taller then the Rubies.

Humans are weak and fragile things user, they must be protected

Thanks ..., added another great edit to my reaction folder.

Alright I see how it is
I'll come in a Bismuth cosplay

dont you mean hanged man and the emperor?
fucking animeonlys

...

beep beep get out da way

>I'm hoping you're just playing dumb

The "pizza" is pretty "nasty", if you catch my drift.

yeah, it doesnt have all that blue shit on it

...

This show sucks.

>S4E12: Steven's Sibling

>implying the rubies don't steal the mojo from the 5 best current basketball players
It's like you don't want charlyne yi to do black guy impressions or something.

Or ballet

...

...

is this ito? i dont recognize this lmao

Yeah, now I'm gagging.

Oh, I caught that drift, and I had to open the window. Fucking pizza place, I didn't ask for anchovies, now it smells like it in the car.

OTP?

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL

youtube.com/watch?v=6M8szlSa-8o

>"look dude! I'm a tiny car!"
>"beep beep"
God that episode was fucking brutal and adorable at the same time
'member when SU was great?

>my fleshlight question is ignored
Feels bad man

>charlyne yi to do black guy impressions
I'd love to see that, considering her other impressions
youtube.com/watch?v=24zAybnk8cY

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Malex is nice but shes kissing the wrong mouth

>Pearl discovers Xhamster.gif

nah, brah. nah.

jaspearl or bust

whoa it's me

Armstrong being bad like Bad Peearl?

...

But Homeworld is in a different galaxy

I'd rather eat some gnarly salad

This better?

"Diamond Gets Shattered By Big Busty Quartz"

I imagine pearl is watching MWs feed and updates in a way thats similar to watching steven sleep

I'm already stretching it by hoping for a 3v5 of Opal, Garnet, and Stevonnie vs the Rubies in a basket ball game.

When, again, the rubies could just be poofed and bubbled once and for all.

...

I need to doodle this.

>Jasper will never just pick you up and carry you around all the time despite your protests in order to protect your weak and fragile body

I support this

very nice!

We ever gonna get a momswap episode?

It physically hurts

Fusion Cuisine
She refused to eat shrimp at dinner even as Alexandrite and caused them to unfuse

>Jasper makes Steven cry
>Makes her yell even more
>Tells mayor dewey he looks like a penis in a suit
I want this

That's exactly why I said it.

Hopefully it looks better than before.

Fucking. Never.

>gaybarn

every time!

"Fat Quartz Amateur Fucks Pearl"

>In the Murals, Yellow/Blue Diamond are admirining thier planets
>White Diamond gives no fucks

What does it mean?

Hopefully not since Jasper wants to kill Steven and Peridot

>I just have a hard time seeing tall slender characters with long noses as cute in general.
When will you idiots learn?
Physical attraction comes second.

you bet your sweet ass you do

white diamond is rose quartz

HW gems best moms.

Kek

We can only hope. And pray

Sooo much better.

It's called bbw-chan, thanks.

That's retarded.

the toppest

That's so vanilla. What are you, some kind of gay?

>that blooper

I WANNA SNUGGLE AND WATCH BAD MOVIES WITH HER SO BAD.

>she will never laugh with you as you watch stupid teenagers get killed

Help

EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>Jasper telling Mayor Dewey "did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

Never before did I know I needed this.

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What even is this image?
If you replaced amy with the frog peri it would have the makings of a decent ooovvvxxx edit

Post alternate gem designs.

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user I'm coming into your house now. Which room do you sleep in?

Fine Sugar.

"Nigger Pearl Fuses With Super Soldier Quartz With Big Futa Cock"

Man, it makes me sad I don't get to cuddle up with someone like that. Gems or otherwise.

>spoiler

>Amethyst teaches Jasper to read with erotica

youtube.com/watch?v=i_h5URB6W04

>m-milky white...

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If Jasper ever gets redeemed (which is unlikely), I want her to still be an asshole.

to be fair that shrimp probably wasn't deveined

who wants to eat POOP

>drawing attention to it
it's like you WANT to summon them

I'm not afraid of you, Lapis. Only aroused.

You know where I am, let me ruin you.

Lapis, I love you, but if you aren't out of my house, in about 5 seconds, measures will be taken.

>still be an asshole

this is the only way

Yeah, thats why it hurts so much

>you will never have this in any form

Why. Live.

youtube.com/watch?v=VBBFDb0hC4Y

I think this song fits Pearl and Rose.

Lazy sundays with your sister is the best.

Thanks Jac!

>unlikely

I think we're watching different shows.

Because his voice actor got puberty and he transitioned from whiny fat kid to sweetest creature alive.

>continuing to draw attention to it
>not dropping it after the first post

shiggy diggy, user

Wow Priyanka is gonna kill Jasper when she finds out what those "bedtime stories" have been.

>Stevonnie

Get that shit outta here brother.

Zach Callison is a qt
I have such a crush on him 10/10 would fug

God, I must be pent up. Even worst gem tiddies are looking good to me.

Holy shit. Dicksquad runs deep.

Me too

Thanks! I'll work on fixing the Jasper one then.

Your hair smells nice.

Goku, you racist fuck

Is this referencing a youtube video?

Cause the goal is to get there one day. If you don't live, you can't get there. It's just sad in the mean time, til we get there.

I've been there before, and I know I'll be there again one day, but for now I am lonely longing for it..

Aw yea

I am going to be so pissed if Pearl doesn't get a human acceptance arc and Last One was just a throwaway episode

She can't NOT be an asshole and still be Jasper.

It just wouldn't be the same.

had a really nice day at work today that left me with a good feeling. anyone have requests?

Peace was never an option.

All of the gems need to have more human interactions

Yeas good job now do the other one
And put Steven farther back from Jasper

Naw man, this blows

greg with sunglasses cool

suggestive navy?

Pearl is the one that was most resistant though fuck off

Connie and Steven sitting on Jasper's biceps as she flexes!

Pearl finally stops being a massive cuck.

>that filename
Don't even think that YP has forgotten to be smug about a certain method of online payment.

Homeworld trio gets high (and perhaps create some morps but that's optional)

Reveal yourself to me, Lapis. So I can murder everything inside of you with my penis.

Calm down friend I was just trying to make conversation

this is some uncanny valley shit.

I am really uncomfortable by this

This scene but with Peridot and Lapis

youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0

And instead of the mustache it's the bow tie

Oh? What method would that be?

>We will never get to see Jasper doing handstands and being a retard in public
Why was I ever even born

Sapphire fucking died and Ruby sheds a single tear with no emotion

Jasper and Peridot playing a tabletop wargame and really getting into it.

greg no

>Sometime after Jasper is redeemed
>She's still trying to figure out her place
>Obviously doesn't feel like she belongs with Crystal Gems
>Too much bad history with Lapis and Peridot
>She's a soldier, a commander, it's all she's ever known

>Steven and Jasper go on a mission together to investigate a meteor impact
>It turns out to be the Rubies, having crashed back to Earth after months adrift in space
>Discovering Jasper's betrayal they attack
>... and are easily thwarted by Jasper simply holding Steven out of reach
>Jasper wants to just poof them and be done with it
>Steven pleads with her not to, but admits he doesn't know what else to do with them
>Jasper explains that on Homeworld, Gems that have failed as completely as they have would be shattered
>Steven gives a spiel about how things are different on Earth
>People get second chances, the opportunity to change and improve, etc
>Jasper convinces the Rubies to join her, under the guise of training them to be strong enough and worthy enough to defeat her and the Crystal Gems

>Some episodes later, we find Jasper running a boot camp at the Beta Kindergarten
>Having swayed the Rubies to support Earth and continuing their training.
>Abuses them like a big, orange Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, but they're too starstruck to care
>Even though they're weak, Jasper admires their tenacity and grit
>The 'Red Squad' becomes the Crystal Gems's slightly incompetent special ops team

>implying yellow pearl would be a shitposter

>

>the gaybarn got crops

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I'm going to bed, fuck life

Cool But Still An Asshole Aunt Jasper has been foretold for months

jej'd

if only

Jasper telling Mayor Dewey "did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"

glad to hear you had a nice day at work

I knew there were some more of you fuckers around here. I smelled you.
Honestly I usually just hang out in showderp. Guess I'm a shitposter through and through

Apple Pay

Lapis may be the hunter, but I am NOT the prey.

Bloople's a film snob
She'll turn her long nose up at sharknado

A lot of /vp/ is terrible. I don't blame you. It's full of very young posters.

Why is Norisuke such a great dad?

Which is pretty nice, but only my grocery store accepts it.

>Jasper's redemption ends up involving her befriending the townies. townie episodes from then on have a 1 in 3 chance of involving jasper

>tfw no one will use your drawings without permission to sell churros

66.media.tumblr.com/13440551bb7d61ce565595182d3d1836/tumblr_inline_ochoprVGoq1rzyacb_1280.jpg

two big titted daughters and a cuck? i dunno

>Jasper becomes a pizza delivery woman because she appreciates how the Pizza family sticks to their chosen purpose, pizzas

I mean, if you want to post some art I'll do what I can.
At that point it would be a "can't rape the willing" dilemma, though.

youtu.be/SunaZVRxHcs

>churros

Wouldn't even be mad.

fuck you for making me want this and fuck the crewniverse for having shit taste

>papas hojuelas
oh chingado, esas son mis papas favoritas

Pretty sure she's banned from lapizza lazuli though.

>Jasper becomes paranoid because of Ronaldo's rants about conspiracies
>Jasper discovers she likes to make pizzas
>Jasper runs against Mayor Dewey because he's clearly an inferior leader
>Jasper is introduced to Connie's parents and they ask how she met her

That's fuckin' hilarious. Now I can save the image and get a good laugh.

which character dying forever would be the coolest/most interesting

>jasper moves in with onion's family

All of them

Rose

I want it so bad. Can she bring the Rubies along?

Too far.

>you will never be hounded by a sexually aggressive, slightly yandere dicksquad Lapis

Steven

Garnet
I love her, but I think it would be the most interesting.

The Rubies are her secret service

Depends on how it's done really.
Like a badass sacrifice death can make anyone cool.
Even Sapphire or so.

Connie

>Jasper starts working on Yellowtail's boat

Lapis and/or Peridot

Have fun getting pegged by tentacle dick, fucko.

WHERE

I see this kind of stuff all the time whenever I head to Mexico. I think my favorite one was this variation of a pharmacy where the mascot was replaced with Goku and their slogan was "The same but more powerful."

Nah but I do want

>Vidalia painting Jasper

Pearl will learn that S has a dick and that's how she'll revert back to her human hating self.

>even Sapphire
>even

Fuck you mean by that

She wants to try new things

>Jasper cucks vidalia
>We get Onion 2.0 but even more murderous
fucking end my life

youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

>slightly

If she doesn't beat me like they beat Jesus, then I don't want her to look me in the eyes.

So I can beat her, myself

Really? Yearl sure, but blooper a film snob?
I need to get some bad scary movies
DogHouse is a must

Who do you think will voice S?
She's probably going to be voiced by Laverne Cox

archive

>Jasper runs against Mayor Dewey because he's clearly an inferior leader

Actually sounds plausible and hilarious

I just do not understand this post. Are you sayong Pearl will impregnate Connie? And then Connie's daughter ends up with Steven?

I mean that Sapphire isn't badass yet.
And realize who you may be talking to.
It's still not out of the realm of possibility to give her a badass death, but it'd be hard to make the frilly tsundere girl a death like that without revealing some of her skills in combat.

Jasper and the Ruby Squad as an A-Team ripoff

Bloople only wants to watch pre-WWII German cinema.
Pros: Will shapeshift into Marlena Dietrich or Pola Negri on command
Cons: Won't shut up about Emil Jannings' Oscar or how the Dr. Mabuse films influenced modern cinema

whoever voices marceline

Funny you should shitpost Cox, because hilary p much confirmed Laura Prepon (Alex Vause) was gonna do it.

Sauce

I've loved her since That '70s Show

Morgan Freeman

sauce??
that would actually be pretty sweet

WAIT FUCK NO... NO CELEBS that means she will only appear like, once ;_;

>Vidalia bangs Vidalia and Sourcream

I know you're probably making it up but, good god:

youtu.be/hlfANJHl1H0?t=52

he's full of shit Hil never said or tweeted that.
right?

Rebecca will voice her or pink/white diamond

Sugar will not get away with not voicing anyone before the series ends, won't allow it

>Sugilite and Opal still haven't spoken again

fuck you for getting my hopes up.

Probably White Diamond. She seems like an endgame boss that's hidden in mystery and probably won't appear much.
Although, if she hires Broadway actresses for all of the Diamonds, would she be able to go toe to toe with them during the inevitable Diamond song?

Hngh
hbgh

That would actually be pretty nice. Would make a S and Pearl duet even sweeter.

>she threatened to literally rape her to hell
That's hot

she wouldn't have been the singer of Love Like You if it wasn't for Aivi & Surasshu's encouragement

We got a sigh out of Opal in Log Date, but that's it.

Aimee Mann is totally up for it (and for doing a song) so it's on the Crew's end probably or maybe Cartoon Network

I MEANT JASPER

youtube.com/watch?v=NM5FUlvcdPM

>tmw you realize Jasper can run for president of the US since she was born in America

You said what you said

I didn't know peridot had a youtube channel.

Jasper/Ruby '16
A Fusion You Can Believe In

so can Amethyst

I
KEKKED

which ruby though?
I'm voting Doc

that was obviously pearl's VA

Eyeballsack

When did hilary say anything like that

wtf i love mystery girl now

I'm serious. I didn't care about her much, but this will change everything for me. If it's true, which it's probably not.

Ruby of course
Maybe the giant Ruby fusion. Or Eyeball.

>despite Aimee Mann getting credit for it

Hmm...

youtube.com/watch?v=fWIRZnIYaF8

I'm ruined forever
It perfect

You missed the part where he memed all over everyone
He was, in fact, full of shit.

I was surprised that that's her actual voice

FUCK
YOU
For getting my hopes up

They still list Sinbad as Mr. Smiley.

If I was a perifag this would be a
>ywn eat dinner with peridot
>peridot will never be your sassy gf
moment. Good thing I have better taste than that.
Instead my waifu is fucking dead

>hilary p
>p
>instead of f for florido
he tried

I wonder how often she talks to him as Peridot

youtube.com/watch?v=85CTgUgQZU8

Sugar, Matt, Zuke, we know you browse /sug/, make it happen

p much
as in pretty much

She always sounds like that, it's crazy.

I honestly though he did the one good frame of Sapphire himself.

But he literally pulled it from some furry's deviantart.

Yeah, you like that, you CLOD?

If only Lapis and Jasper's VA's recorded their hijinks like Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot's.

>the coconuts
3 seconds in and I already fucking lost. This is going to be a ride.
>ruby struggling in the frogs mouth
>uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
>kermit face
>"of course not~"
>the fucking fusion dance

every moment is a joy

they post pictures of themselves hugging and stuff

what if you managed to make pearl smile and laugh