Can you go one thread without letting everyone know of your shit taste?
Brayden Lee
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Gabriel Rogers
will amethyst never not be an asshole to steven?
obviously she loves him but some of the stuff she does is shit
Leo Jackson
Lappy makes me happy
Kayden Bennett
amedot kicks them out
Evan Ward
/FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE!
Oliver Walker
Gems are idiots. Think about it, user, if I came into your room and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Levi White
...
Mason Jenkins
>Sunday
Thomas Jackson
>this mad i've done my duty
Luke Williams
...
Zachary Gray
kys
Julian Hernandez
...
Christian Butler
Tried that, didn't work, sorry
Evan Barnes
Garnet is my WIFE and I LOVE her
Luis Foster
too early we sleepin
Ayden Cook
she's not real
Brandon White
Let's try it together!
Andrew Mitchell
Rose Quartz is the worst
Connor Lee
>tfw you could have a qt cosplay girlfriend some day
Think about it, the CG are fucking stupid for letting someone as mentally and emotionally unstable as Lapis make that decision, especially when she was desperate and boiling with hate. They just stood there and watched Lapis decide to fuse with Jasper, it's their fault so being so useless and dumb.
Bentley Torres
WORST GEM
Robert Robinson
I have never seen any good gem cosplay
pls nobody post trap Pearl
Joshua Nguyen
post rare pairs
Angel Cooper
kek wills it
Chase Murphy
quads for truth
Tyler Perez
>2dWaifu >Real Pick one and get the fuck back to reality. >Pic related it's you.
Jace Smith
Steady, trying to learn perspectives. Think I have a pretty good style.
Jack Long
She's already a relationship.
Matthew Williams
anyone have anything similar to this? >lapis body >jasper hair >malachite color
Grayson Anderson
why does lapis suck at baking
Justin Richardson
I think she likes being higher than him shes easily careless around him, she does give tips like in tiger millionaire but can be a twit like in Too Far when she laughed when peridot basically called steven a weird freak
Isaac Morales
...
Jace Miller
Damn it
Nathan Foster
Even Garnet knew it'd go badly if they fused, yet she never interjected to give some friendly fuc-I mean fusion advice.
She stills needs to talk to Lapis about her experience, Peridot need not apply.
Cameron Hall
We're back, baby!
Jonathan King
Horrible, why do I even try when I never improve
Ryan Lewis
>girlfriend >girl
Henry Anderson
>Trapfu fags. Not even once. Checkledweckled
Christian Harris
>waifuing two lesbians in a trench coat
Alexander Price
...
Nicholas Stewart
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Justin Cook
>tfw you had a very cute girlfriend who cosplayed everyday and was very into anime/manga but messed it up and turned her gay
I think she's into Homestuck now, or something.
Cameron Sanders
Are we talking about drawing or life?
Brayden Lopez
quads have spoken
Carter Rivera
>that lower body Honestly with how Jaspers fusions look id expect it to look like a centipede
Isaiah Ward
Is Lamar Autistic?
Benjamin Sanchez
Jesus christ, Lapis, the oven mitts are right there you silly bitch.
Logan Mitchell
She's a girl though.
Isaac Mitchell
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Justin Jones
well I was talking about drawing but you have a point
Carter Carter
>oven mitts >water gloves
Cooper King
Not biologically, which is all that matters.
Caleb Nguyen
>because she's trying to subtly hint at sadomasochism.
Jackson Brooks
>girl Feminine penises aren't real, you gay nigga
Nathan Perez
yeah i do
Carter Miller
...
Leo Mitchell
>tfw imagining the steven universe finale >Reprises a dozen different songs from throughout the series
If the final episode doesn't have that, I am going to be severely disapointed
Connor Bell
That's not the dominant gif.
Joshua Perry
It's odd they haven't had that conversation yet, it seems like it's an obvious bonding episode for the two. The crew is probably waiting for Jasper to be back I guess so they can kill two birds with one stone, like a Mindful Education sequel.
Aaron Roberts
lapis you fucking pedophile
Dylan Morris
#Rekt >Trap fags. Not ever.
>It's not GAY IF IT'S ATTACHED TO A WOMAN,[withouat a vagina though no homo though]
Colton Allen
>tfw all gems are just dust in the wind
Carter Brooks
I know Pearl. She lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into her in a sandwich shop. She was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Pearl was laughing to herself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"
I wasn't sure why I guess she was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while she just leaved back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away she stopped me and offered her hand. I was shy because I knew who she was but she introduced herself anyways. When I shook her hand the other hand came out of her pocket holding a tazer which she used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. She laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face screaming over and over, "STUPID APE STUPID APE."
I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Pearl."
Now every year she shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to herself, and then leaves. Last year she murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Pearl will bring this year..
Joseph Roberts
If the final episode does have that I will be incredibly disappointed
Bentley Collins
Stop memeing.
Bentley Russell
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Carter Adams
>scene where Garnet sits Jasper down and talks to her about what she went through
help her Garnet. Help her with your mom wisdom.
Nathaniel Thomas
>There are people who honestly believe Steven isn't getting cucked
Oliver Scott
prove it cunt
Jonathan Thomas
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Nolan Garcia
Checked, but that's still a dude though.
Luis Powell
>Steven piggybacking on Garnet Das cute, but I don't remember this scene.
Was it from when Peridot tried to talk to Yellow Diamond?
Camden Green
All it took was a wet slap
Lucas Reyes
Is that """""""" her""""""""" real nose?
Aiden Parker
this is very good
yes
Thomas Sanders
Wtf I h8 poil right now?!
Bentley Diaz
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Leo Murphy
She can't help it.
Ian Reed
Spooky gem
Jonathan Williams
Yes, Message Received right after Amethyst yelled "DOG PILE"
Garnet is also the only one who thought to grab Steven when crazy robot Peridot is attacking because she is the best mom
Levi Baker
...
Lucas Bailey
That's enough
Jordan Turner
>he doesn't already know
Parker Parker
What is White Diamond holding?
Jeremiah Baker
true
Jaxson Bennett
so when is season 4 gonna git gud
Juan Ramirez
>implying i'm not testing you
Hudson Allen
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Oliver Williams
Homeworld
Isaac Long
Never
Eli Hall
round object
Gabriel Jenkins
So what? Are we getting another hiatus of epic proportions? I'm guessing until christmass or so?
Joseph Reed
Happy Sunday /sug/! How's everyone doing
Justin Reyes
You wouldn't would you?
Aiden White
MEAT BEAT MANIA
Nathan Martinez
Probably never
Julian Gomez
Until Regular Show ends, probably.
I don't think it's a coincidence they're starting its new season right when this one is put on hiatus, they always put these things in cycles.
Easton Flores
That's enough hat's enoug ht's enou h's eno hs eo h e
Andrew Robinson
That bulge tho.
Okay I'll stop hating on your feminine penis cosplayer Trapfu.
Jason Morgan
wtf i hate S now
Camden Wright
Boys and girls can wear a Homeworld unform nicely.
I feel a longing
Thomas Watson
When they reveal the villain
Camden Williams
Why is Connie so cute?
Jason Clark
>implying LOOOBC wasn't good
Daniel Morales
...
Gabriel Sanchez
...
Lucas Myers
Is she secretly planning the CG's downfall?
Levi Butler
Halloweens just around the corner post spooky SU stuff
Kayden Cox
Samoan S? lel
Joseph Perez
Because you're a pedophile
Robert Sanchez
...
Adrian Ortiz
she's hot
Jack Wright
Curry makes me sharty, fuck off
Andrew Butler
No, not hot. Cute.
Jack Brooks
I saw Pearl at a grocery store in Beach City yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Cookie Cats in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Pearl kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Pearl stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Pearl kept interrupting her by squawking really loudly.
Lucas Jones
YOU GIVE HIM BACK!
Jason Lee
no you are
Ian Price
Got any examples?
Isaac Ramirez
Any official info?
Benjamin Sanchez
>Vidalia will never paint you nude Why live
Jaxon Diaz
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Carson Diaz
g-goodness!
Ryder Gonzalez
It was fucking great, the salt of Cred Forumsopers will keep the sea at pristine natriumchloride levels for years! and that's perfect for Pearlfags to thirst on.
Jackson Smith
ETERNAL SUFFERING
Brandon Lewis
Absolutely haram
Parker Reed
Full lore was planned after Onion Gang, unfortunately CN abruptly cancelled the show after seeing how shitty SU did in ratings thanks to Onion Gang.
Robert Sanchez
It wasn't for anyone with taste AKA people who aren't pearlfags
Charles Lee
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away.
Adam Nelson
Does this show have any honest to god lip on lip kisses?
Caleb Price
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Jace Jenkins
>You want one huge woman when you could have multiple, smaller ones.
Was he right?
Owen Wilson
Rose and Greg kiss in We Need to Talk
Michael Anderson
>tfw "I bet the Jews did this" would be accurate in this instance since this was written by a Jew
Evan Perry
but she's hot
Noah Thompson
>these hands will never firmly grasp your manhood
Ian Johnson
Lars and Sadie
Evan Watson
SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW /sug/
ONE QUARTZ
OR
FIVE RUBIES
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Why is /sug/ still allowed up? Aren't we /hiatus/ now? Banished to /trash/?
/????/
Thomas Bennett
at least be on time you stupid fucking cunt
Oliver Turner
Ah the ancient Pastas of celeb h8.
Jordan Brooks
fuckin' top tier meme broski
Luis Thompson
No, she's cute!!
Adrian Watson
Nah. Big women are where it's at.
Joshua Hill
Nothing is confirmed until next Thursday, we have a stay of execution until then
Jonathan Scott
We had Beta, but there's nothing meaningful that could come from Lapis and Amethsty talking (besides possible friendship. No way lapis wants to hear about her Jasper rivalry crap)
Now we longingly wait for Lapis and Pearl to speak so the mirror business finally boils over. Lapis tends to clam up with her feelings, and she had an traumatic fusion experience that has shaped her story hugely, she's still holding a lot in. Like you said, perfect Garnet-Lapis talking material. But just like the mirror matters, it will be extremely heavy so I don't blame the crew for not delving into it yet.
It's definately feasible that they can knock out the Lapis/Pearl matters this season, and opt to save fusion issues when they come to a head when Jasper returns.
Ethan Fisher
/trash/ is our home user. Time to go back.
Owen Adams
"Get back to work, Pearl"
Isaiah Bennett
yeah, why do you need one 18 year old, when you can have eighteen 1 year olds
Xavier Lopez
I'm trying to practice zombie caricatures for work next week.
Jordan Gomez
>you will never bring her inner peace
Life is cruel beyond measure
Blake Smith
that's why she's hot
Carter Hill
Someone get Tetsu on the phone
Carter Martinez
Five Rubies of course. They could always fuse into bigger Rubies.
Cooper Kelly
Are we talking about Pearl?
I love talking about Pearl. What is your favorite Pearl-related fact? Mine is that Pearl is a Crystal Gem. I am going to name my child Pearl. They should change the name of the show to Pearl and Friends. The only thing I love more than Pearl is talking about Pearl. I tried to make a Pearl fan club at my school, but no one joined so it was just me. If I could meet Pearl I would tell her all the things I know about Pearl.
I want to go to college to major in Pearlology and then build my own business so I can create Pearl-related merchandise. Pearl's face should be immortalized in stone for her incredible contributions to the world and my life. If Pearl was a Yugioh card she would have infinite attack and defense points because she's Pearl; the singular point around which my life revolves. I love Pearl, I want to be married to Pearl. I would marry Amethyst just to be closer to Pearl. I am changing my name to Pearl because I admire the strength and respect the name commands. I would vote for Pearl for president and ms universe because she is just that charismatic and beautiful.
I am crying right now because I feel like no one else wants to talk about Pearl as much as I do. I must be the only person with a Pearl diary that keeps a record of everything Pearl has ever said and things I hope she will say to me in the future. I framed a picture of Pearl I printed off my computer and my dad wanted me to take it down for a playboy calendar like a normal boy but fuck him, he doesn't know what Pearl means to me. I wish Pearl was my mom, my mom sucks, Pearl wouldn't suck if she was my mom. My life would be misery without Pearl. Everyday that I log onto Cred Forums and find a new thread to discuss some inane aspect of Pearl's life fills me with joy and meaning so please let me talk about Pearl or I'm going to explode.
Isaiah Martin
Despite Lapisposter's efforts at filling /sug/ with cancerous spam, generals don't get banned until one week after the last episode aired.
Lincoln Martin
Delicious keks Delicious
Noah Brooks
Wew
Jose Cox
At least on Cred Forums we can pretend we're not /trash/ alongside the furries and clopfags
Luis Murphy
Not an argument.
Josiah Anderson
Can I have 3 Lapis(s) or 2.5 Pearls instead?
Oliver Clark
That mysterious sphere from the moon base. The source of the corruption song.
Joseph Green
there are lots of different quartz, so it's a gamble. you could get a rose or you could end up with a malformed jasper. rubies are consistent. plus they can fuse so you get an even more giant woman.
Charles Harris
I CAN'T DECIDE
Isaac Ramirez
>Pretend Are you even an actual SUfag Anyone who is here for more then 5 minutes realizes it's just Cred Forums's opinion that SU and it's general is shit.
Samuel Rivera
Jasper is terrible
Noah Martinez
a really big marshmallow
Lucas Hall
>Underwear >Nude Indecent at best.
Pretty fucking degenerate that they're doing that IN THE FRONT YARD.
Filled a report, reported it, clicked hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada. Degenerate artist cancer
Jose Howard
Lapis and Amy didn't even interact, Lapis just stood in the corner and looked at Peridot while Amy stood in another corner and bitched the whole time. I think it'd be good for Lapis to have more friends, it'd be nice to have a rowdy friend who liked dumb jokes and wasn't completely autistic.
Jason Morris
>t. never had Lapoon
Jack Gonzalez
Can I browse the Ruby store and choose a specific 5?
Luke Allen
?"gone agaAAAAIN!!"
Benjamin Hill
...
Nolan Morales
For fucks sake, does someone have any actual hard information on whether we're getting another hiatus and if yes, for how long?
Julian Long
Eh, I've seen pretty toxic responses to SU wherever it's posted
Asher Bennett
Post early designs
Lincoln Cox
Welp, I'm going to be using some unsavory tags on sadpanda tonight
Noah Morgan
According to we have a hiatus until the hiatus is announced.
Henry Hernandez
...
Ayden Bailey
Ya, and thats why I love her
Blake Martinez
...
Cooper Price
>Pedofags.
Xavier Garcia
>that scaroused peridot I can relate
Owen Hall
No, it's literally just a couple of retards spamming this "lol hiatus hiatus hiatus forever forever forever" shit and it causes posts like yours. NO hard concrete evidence of a hiatus.
Bentley Baker
homeworld the picture show the diamonds and the planets they own, at least some of them
Christopher Fisher
...
Lucas Russell
One secksi THICK Quartz pls.
Tyler Davis
Is Jasper to Amethyst as Rose Quartz is to Jasper?
Easton Wood
So...when do we move to /trash/?
Joshua Ortiz
that design really emphasizes how she's not wearing pants.
Cooper Parker
hey pearl one of your eyes is upside-down
Bentley Martin
We are on hiatus it cannot be denied. Our only chance left is a surprise October bomb.
Nolan Sullivan
>Garnet is a watermelon Uhmmm??? Racist much???
Xavier Torres
If I peel them, will they die?
Xavier Perez
Never go full retard.
Asher Hughes
...
Samuel Fisher
Where's some concrete proof besides speculation based on a absence of information?
Colton Kelly
Who is the most pure character in the show?
Jonathan Jackson
>garnet is watermelon
pfffppfpfpfpfpfpfpf
Mason Brown
>bonds with a mirror over fart jokes for one afternoon >"lel, fuck you, person who's cared for me and protected me half my life" Why is Steven such a little shit?
Jaxson Cruz
YESH MAI DIAMANDIO. And may I compliment you on your excellent dubs.
Carter Howard
Bismuth confirmed for robot
Eli Barnes
Definitely not your pic related.
Jaxon Thompson
>Lapis pulling a Pearl
Carson Morgan
jasper, of course
Jonathan Reed
yet I love her so and continue to wish for her to find eternal peace and happiness
Why did she even wear physical clothes? We've seen all the CGs effortlessly transform their existing hardlight clothes.
Isaac White
She deserves pain and suffering. It'll make her stronger.
Connor Murphy
Any requests?
Juan Martin
you twats are making me like jasper stop it
Wyatt Foster
Because Puke is a hack.
Sebastian Ortiz
Big Buff Cheeto Puff duh
Mason Bennett
...
Chase Evans
cause they're retards, or the writers did it on purpose so they can keep the viewers interested who the hell knows
Benjamin Phillips
I know someone who's so impure she makes impurities look pure
Ryder Baker
Lapis or Amethyst making this face.
Ayden Wood
They're humanoid and the show would get really fucking weird
Chase Brooks
Lion
Owen Cooper
but user look at this qt. best girl
Jose Campbell
k
Wyatt Hill
...
Dominic Rivera
Sapphire strikes a fighting pose.
Jayden James
Is this falsef(l)agging
Alexander Ramirez
maybe they have a limited amount of clothes stored.
William Walker
this one
David Rivera
Generate some base-form covering light, you floozy slut.
Bentley Martin
It's not amethyst, maximum capacity it's not pearl, cry for help it's not steven, beach city drift it's not jasper, dog rape it's not peri, attempted murder it's not lapis, attempted murder it's not greg, lied about his leg it's not garnet, constantly lies to steven it's not sadie, trapped lars to rape him it's not lars, total asshole it's not buck, the t-shirt fiasco it's not jenny, uses her sister it's not sour cream, yells at his step dad it's not ronaldo, tries to kill lars
i could go on, but basically the purest actual characters I can think of are connie, garnet, and kiki.
Hunter Rivera
...
Anthony James
oh i misinterpreted the question
oh well have more naked gem
Mason Murphy
Go away kiddy fondler.
Thomas Hall
Jasper is the only non-traitor gem in the whole show. She is also the only Homeworld gem who didn't attempt to kill Steven (she did threaten him, but she was removed by Lapis before we could see if she would act on it and the next time they met, she showed no intentions to harm him, so perhaps it was only an threat made during an emotional moment).
Landon Wilson
...
Brayden Rodriguez
>can't draw the main character of the show Why is Zuke so pathetic?
>try to kill Peridot >try to kill Amethyst >try to kill Steven >hates singing >would have had everyone shattered by handing them over to YD >rapes dogs >pure
Alexander Ramirez
REMINDER
PUKE IS TALENTLESS
Christopher Hughes
i know, that's why i concider garnet to be one of possible picks. although i just realized all 3 that i listed are darkies, maybe i have a problem.
Julian Carter
It would hurt a lot.
Jaxon Hughes
What Jasper says: >RRRaaghUUGH I'LL SHATTER YOU!
What Jasper means: >RRRaaghUUGH I'LL GIVE YOU A PURPLE NURPLE!
Charles Cruz
>Looks at post. >Looks at site banner. 0/33 Made me reply.
Benjamin Smith
Help me out, /sug/. Give me some SU-inspired motivation to study.
Evan Wilson
Garnet's a big fruit.
Levi Allen
>She is also the only Homeworld gem who didn't attempt to kill Steven Go watch Earthlings. She was aiming for Steven's gem when he was just trying to heal her.
Anthony Green
Has Steven checked if Connie has balls?
Ian Diaz
YES
Angel Reyes
...
Noah Miller
...
Noah Price
She hasn't even gone to a school dance in years. Why would she?
Jason Ramirez
I miss dragonball. Dragonball Z was a mistake.
Brody Morris
More importantly, have they checked if Stevonnie does?
Connor White
...
Cameron Anderson
Also Kindergarten Kid was ok, Buddy's Book was passable, Know Your Fusion was good and Mindful Education was great.
Christopher Price
Would the first person to ask about Stevonnie's genitalia during a panel get kicked out immediately?
Justin Torres
...
Aiden Jenkins
Every other gem in the show is a dirty traitorous rebel scum. But I guess Americans can relate to that.
Adam Adams
SHE LITERALLY JUST WANTED TO KILL ROSE FOR MURDERING HER MOM REEEEE when dafuq did she try to kill Peridot
Elijah Perry
She has both the D and the V.
Ryan Jenkins
Stevonnie either has nothing or has a vapenis, also known as a pengina.
Nah, Jasper has a slave mentality, unlike all the other gems in the show.
Adam Gutierrez
She was thinking about it
Aiden Richardson
...
Austin Gomez
This is getting weird, but this would be more accurate, they've got nothing to hide.
Cameron Jackson
Jesus. i'm not that degenerated user
Justin Ortiz
mighty fine image you got their pal
Nolan Clark
>slice-of-life with gems
yes
>slice of life with the townies
no
Why do the townies in this show suck so much?
Landon Torres
Post Pearl
Post Rose
Charles Rodriguez
Stevonnie is a futa
Oliver Sanders
...
Easton Johnson
MY JASPER WAS A SAINT!
BEEBO!!!!!!
Wyatt Johnson
thanks many hitlers to you friend
Aiden Adams
Naked Jasper and Lapis pl0x
Logan Robinson
couldn't find rose on google images so my search ended there
Mason Ross
...
Jonathan Rivera
Because they lost any interest to themselves as characters around season 2
David Cruz
That's fucking disgusting.
Thanks!
Carson Butler
I've been trying to find a Steven face that represents how I feel on the inside most of the time.
I think this one might be it. I think I found The One.
Jonathan Jones
Suuuuure she was
Xavier Reed
OH also keep Jasper's boots on
Michael Robinson
kek.
Benjamin Morgan
>"How did we get to THIS..."
Jaxson Hughes
...
Brayden Green
Because the writers of this show suck
Elijah Sullivan
sorry m8 didn't make them just found them
Adrian Perez
she does. but since she's half connie her junk doesn't work as it should. she has a lot of trouble getting hard and she can't really cum, just leak clear goo
Tyler Harris
Do Yellow Diamond
Dylan Phillips
gem weapon
Joseph Thomas
Member when Tang was the best at Homestuck
Asher Barnes
...
John Brown
Amethyst seemed to have a specific outfit in mind lying around, and instead of shapeshifting what she saw Pearl wanted to go all-out on trying human things, including wearing clothes
Adrian Carter
Tie between these two
Nicholas Gonzalez
One of the best pieces Gnome has ever made.
Jordan Long
I have believe you are some waifufag spamming pedo shit because you hate StevenxConnie.
Jacob Allen
Is it that hard to write a small town of characters? Or are my expectations too high?
Hunter Fisher
>has penis >has ovaries >dribbles grool like a gril Now that's a fusion
Nathaniel Flores
Greg
Noah Moore
>small jasper
Julian Evans
FOR YOU~
Robert Hall
Ironically the simpsons was their inspiration behind the townies
Robert Robinson
*half
Robert Scott
I'm sorry can you read MIIIIIIINDS
Cooper James
Is Peridot jealous? Or was she cucked?
Benjamin Carter
CHAPTER 1
"DONT DO IT PRRL" steven exclamed
"IM GONNA DO IT I MISS ROSE SO MUCH" she said knifingly with her hand
"PLEASE PERL YOURE LIKE MY MOM I LOVE YOU"
"ITS TOO LATE STEVEN" perl squawked in anfuish
pearl turned her hand into a knuife and slit her own throat wide open and then poofed into a gem
"NO PEARL WHY" steven cried with those stars in his eyes
amethist comes into the room and says to steven "ha ha what a dumb idiot" "why did she do this again" asks steven sullenly. "She does this because she wants attention" says amathest slylyl. She picks up pearls gem and throws it across the room. "ha ha dumb idiot" she starts dancing and banging sullenly on her ass going "wimp wimp"
at dinner time steven says to garnet "garnet was mom really even that cool? I mean she seemed pretty lame to me from that video i saw inside of the lion. Actually I didnt watch it inside of the lion i took it out of the lion and then watched it outside of the lion." "She was very cool" garnet says sullenly. No one says a word ebcause they are praying to god to bring rose back. Pearl reappears and kills herls f again because she's a dumb idiot. No one evenc ares anymore.
Charles Bell
>egodot >takes the piss out on gemtards >unfounded superiority complex
PP: Pretty Pure
William Green
fucking pedo artist
Blake Campbell
It's because sol Gem epiosdes are usually boarded by Hilary and Katie/Zuke while sol human episodes are usually boarded by lamar
Josiah Hughes
CHAPTER 2
prdiot sits quietly in the bath room while the crystal gems are eating a bountiful thank gicing feast. "Why are all of these gems so bad and i am the only good one i dont get it why do people like these dumb idiots" she exclaims as she fishes a turd out of the toilet bowl. "look at this clod" she exlaims as she exaimes the poop. just then pearl breaks down the door and exlaims "i miss rose SO MUCH" and then cuts her throat again. Steven comes in and apologizes for her. "she does this all the time it's just a phase." pearl poofs back with cool black trip pants and storms off exlaiming "IM NEVER COMING BACK." "she'll be back that dumb idiot" says amehtisx
greg is minding his own business at his nice car wash when perl shows up and exclaimes "I AHTE YOU GREG YOU RUINED MY LIFE I HATE STEVEN TOO HE RUINED MY LIFE AS WELL" she kills her self in front of greg. Greg cries. peral comes back out of her gem and looks like rose and says "gimme a kiss big boy" and greg sullenly kills her again. "YOU WENT TOO FAR" greg exlaimes to the dead gem. But pearl cant hear anythnig because shes in her gem listening to like Nick Derake or Elliot Smith or Nine Inc Nails?
CHAPTER 3
pearl wakes up in the bathroom. in the bath tub is a giant mound of steve dung. It does not smell good so pearl makes her nose go away. peridot is there and says "hey pearl its me peridkt i have constructed a time machine for you out of excrement and i can fix all of your problems. Just get inside!" Pearl hesistewntly enters the time machine. It is sticky inside of the time machine. The poop is sticking to her clothes and she vomits but gains compusure. "teach me how to fly this thing!" she excalims.
minutes later steven feels him self begin to disappear. "oh no!" garnet exclaims" steen is disappeering. "oh no garnet youre right" says amathest. They fuse into nicky minaj but its too late, steven is gone. No one even remembers he existed.
Carson Nelson
Jasper 100% without a doubt squash peridot like a pancake after that WuvDaUrf speech if she could.
Wyatt Barnes
It's okay, it's hot.
Christian Russell
CHAPTER 4
Beach City, 1932. The gems are sitting around wearing old timey clothes because thats what they were like the pilgrims with the buckle hats. Rose gets up to go get something to eat because she does that every 5 minutes. Prerl enters the kitchen in future clothes. "Hello rose its been so long" pearl says sulleny. i came from the future to fuse with you" drool oozing from her dumb idiot face. "thats gross and also rape" rose exclaims. Pearl tries to force fuse wth rose but rose fights back. pearl hits rose over the head with the toaster oven and she poofs into her gem. pearel picks up the gem and starts trying to danc e with it like some kind og crazy person. when they dont fise pearl exlaims "IF I CANTR HAVE U NO ONE CAN" and smashes her gem into the wall. It breaks intoa billion pieces and pearel storms sullenyl to the warp pad, never to return
CHAPTER 5
GERMANY
pearl is at the pub or whatever its called ingermany and meets a dashing young masn who is also very atteracted to her. they hit it off real well. They go back to his place and because she thinks its going to impress him or something she just like shoots herself with a gun and poofs. She emerges from her gem and Adolph is just astonished. They begin a long term romance and bang a lot. adoplh becomes president of germany and they both live luxurious lives and bang a lot.
one day pearl hears adolph talking about how he doesnt like jews. pearl doesnt really know much about jews but she knows that greg was definitely one and that she hated them all. she tells adoplh that maybe they should just kill them? adoplh thinks this is a wonderful idea and guess what it turns out adoplh was adoplh HITLER and we all know how that story ended!!
Owen Jones
>Steven and Peridot are now the support beams of the group I like it
Connor Brown
...
Nolan Powell
Checked and saved.
Michael Evans
CHAPTER 6
BRAZIL, 1950
the war has ended. pearl managed to escpae by faking a suicide on that fate full day in 1945. She canged her appearance again too look like a jewish person (trigger warning: incensative joke) (big change am i right fellas? can i get a high five?) and escaped germany with some refugees. pealr has just receiverd a package from her boys back in the US. This package is what will comeplet her plans. she now toils away in her lab. a jar of bones lies open on ehr work table. the lid, heart drawn on the top with sharpie (were those around then?) sat beside several other bones ,far too big for jars, in various states of powderization.
"Ive don it!" pearl excliams. She adds some balck stuff to the blue stuff and whatever and mixes it around. when she is done she unlocks her safe and removes the small cardboard box labeled "fragile". she stars sullenly at it for a few moments before taking a depe breath and carefully cutting the tape with her pen knife. it was full of packing peanuts. she shuffled them aroudn for a bit, savoring this moment. she thought she would feel relief when she saw that first glimmer of pink but what caught her in the gut instead was pure dread. this was wrong. she shouldn't be doing this. she shouldn't have done any of this. but she had come too far to turn back and she was too lonely to go any further without being loved. she removes the shards from the box and places them in the mixture. it begins to bubble and a giant figure emerges in a pink flash.
Jaxson Rodriguez
Where did Steven get the N64?
Justin Davis
user GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR LUNCH MONIES YOU FUCKING TWERP!!!!
Michael Bailey
Jasper wouldn't kill lapis or peridot as long as they still bear a diamond
Austin Bailey
>bikini >twintails
And dead.
Connor Jones
...
James Sullivan
CHAPTER 7
BEACH CITY, PRESENT TIME
the cryastal gems return to the gem hosue after a mission to rose's grave site. it had been over 80 years since rose was murdered and pearl tossed her dumb idiot self into a volcano. ever since the site was disturbed years ago they had made annual visits to pay their respects and get a dlicious coffee and egg sandwich on pretzel roll bread for only $5.99 at the dunkin donuts in the area. This was an amazing deal and the gems could not resist. The gems hated the big donut. Their coffee is terrible and they don't even have bagels. I know donut shops are donut shops and not bagel shops but I personally feel the two are close enough that having bagels is just common c ourtesy. Who even eats donuts anyway? Donuts are garbage food for garbage people. It's not even about calorie count, it's about ahving good enough taste to realize that a mouth full of sugar is disgusting. I can respect a fat guy who eats bagels. that's classy. you think a chocolate covered cake ring os going to taste anyhwere near as good as a nice marble bagle with a bit of cream cheese? Absolutely not. Amethysts is laughing at a funny joke peridot just told. "ha aha wow peri dot you are hilarious and the jokes are so high brow I really aprpreciate your wit you remind me of bill hicks if he were still alive and not part of a forced fusion with alex jones. Really smart. You are like the only pearl I am aware of who killed herself except you are much cooler and funnier and we all like hanging out with you a lot more. thanks for joining the team" "yes i agree" said garnet.
"HEY" exclaims amethesit "Let's go laugh at dead pearl in the volcano" "hilarious idea!" exclaimed peridot "let's do it" said garnet
Camden Barnes
>yellow diamond as a lemon >every villain is lemons come to think if it nearly every villain is yellow
Mason Moore
Joke's on you, I don't have lunch money
Anthony Edwards
The Simpsons had a team of ivy league writers as did the looney tunes. When you give some community college stoner full creative control you notice the difference
Nathan Perez
At anons: Yes garnet is a watermelon you fucks Now answer my question
Colton Anderson
The Simpsons barely focused on the townies back in those days though
Andrew Cox
If you are not comfy with ss you shouldn't come here normie.
In the end no one in this show is 100% pure. Also remind you Peridot is probably the youngest gem in this show and has only know live on HW without experiencing the war. She still needs to get some of those HW ideals out of her system and if you paid attention you noticed she adapts extremely fast to life on earth.
Jack Baker
I don't understand your question
Lucas Diaz
she is upset because she just watched her best friend get sexually assaulted you insensitive prick.
Hudson Campbell
...
Thomas Collins
Would you?
Noah Bennett
I think she really only ever went out of her way to try and kill people when they tried to get in her way of killing "rose quartz"
Carter Thomas
Why is rose so manipulative
Ayden Wood
here you go user
Hudson Sanders
I'm fine with pedos as long as they don't try anything irl. people shouldn't be marginalized due a mental condition
Justin Lopez
Lasper
Landon James
groß
Samuel Roberts
...
Charles Kelly
Yikes
Julian Russell
No
Nathan Price
I only wanted naked jasper so I could see her leg stripes, 0/10
Alexander Diaz
>Jasper got a full view of that
No one she couldn't keep it in her pants.
Leo Ross
It's not a mental condition, it's degeneracy and should be dealt with harshly
Connor Jackson
Connie is a liar. Garnet is is constant escapist, until shit hit's the fan, and Garnet defuses into Rubes And Sapphi, and then deteriorates into unstable elements left unchecked, who basically lusts constantly after one another/herself, but it's okay when she does it.
Kiki is super pure as snow though.
David Rogers
Same.
Mason Harris
did someone say bear
Nolan Butler
SCARED
Julian Adams
big?
Dylan Perez
Why do you want to fuck autistic 12 year old frog children user
Ethan Price
>this got replies
Justin Campbell
Constant doubt and confusement?
Hudson Evans
Is Yellow worst Diamond?
Adrian Ward
For the same reason they don't banned star vs the force of evil for an entire fucking year during the hiatus.
Aaron Miller
What the fuck has this show done to me I just hugged my bed sheets for thirty minutes and pretended it was pearl Idk if I even want a real woman anymore Maybe I should stop But the thing is I love it
Asher Clark
What fusion is best fusion and why?
What fusion is trash fusion and why?
Leo Howard
>he unironically likes Memedot
Brody Hughes
It's not in German, figure it out phonetically
Aaron Wilson
...
Lucas King
its uh, its a work in progress
Landon Scott
WE wuz crystal gems and sheit
John Foster
...
Jackson Morgan
>back when Jasper thought she was dominate over Lapis
so cute so naive
Julian Edwards
>I just hugged my bed sheets for thirty minutes and pretended it was pearl You scare me user
Oliver Moore
No
Christian Torres
Wtf is with all of this Half-Life posting.
Owen Wilson
Do you realize what site you're on?
Nicholas Young
I scare myself I might as well get a body pillow
Nathan Perry
gem nudism and baldism
Henry Young
it's vagina + balls
xir uterus shoots semen
Xavier Torres
Lapis gets cancer and reveals her pedophiliac tendencies
Oliver Williams
They didn't need to, however, whenever they did come on, it was natural and fluent, In SU it's just: WAIT, THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE?
Juan Russell
keeeek
Luis Thomas
But consider the following pairing...
Ethan Butler
>Jasper canonically couldn't handle this
Evan Hughes
peanut
Connor Hall
Embrace it.
Josiah Taylor
Better one at
Leo Ramirez
You know...
Ryder Cook
Got it Thankz
Robert Hill
Oh god But consider this pairing Pearl and I what is my life man I swear I was normal before SU stole it
might as well I mean I kinda already have anyways seeing as I'm the pearl wall guy
Jaxon Sanders
oh boy
Oliver Jackson
Please don't dakimakura are bad
David Wright
>three fourths human Stevonnie is just as much of a blank slate as a gem Nah
Kayden Wood
Yes
Liam Jones
You prayed to Lord Gaben, lately?
Anthony Cox
Who the fuck made these?
Liam Bennett
Connie is for Pearl only.
Charles Thomas
...
Jordan Stewart
Would you?
Jaxson Gutierrez
I bring Stevonnie fan art
Camden Gray
>and I thought I was a brute
Cooper Ramirez
Jasper is FAT
Camden Scott
Honestly I've wanted one for a while now two things stand in my way A: Laziness and the need to find or commission some art B: Whatever scrap of care I have for how my family views me left
totally
Blake Gray
Yellow Diamond is a stupid nigger.
Angel Green
KEK
Adam Thompson
Maybe?
Tyler Anderson
Lol, good one man. I like it a lot, thanks!
Zachary Hernandez
That's Sadie.
No wonder Lars wasn't down for more Player 2
Connor Collins
you're fat
Thomas Rodriguez
it's a legit disorder. molesters deserve punishment but someone who hasn't committed any crime shouldn't be treated as a criminal
Leo Allen
How?
Gabriel Murphy
Would I what? There's nothing to do and physical contact would disgust Pearl anyway.
Why is this show so much better than Adventure Time?
Hudson Reyes
I could do that with her regular form, except not really because the thought of putting something like that in her mouth would also disgust Pearl.
Logan Green
...
Cooper Ramirez
...
Benjamin Torres
Say that again you little dyke fucking dare ya.
Owen Lopez
IT'S FICTION ISN'T IT WHY CAN'T WE MOVE OOOONNNN
Elijah Roberts
How is S going to deal with Pearl?
Ryan Phillips
Jasphire is
>E N D G A M E
Carson Cooper
...
Bentley Murphy
WHY CAN'T I MOVE ON SU FUCK YOU I WANT MY LIFE BACK
Logan Johnson
I dreamt this would happen.
Colton Peterson
I kind of like the theory that she's a gem. Another Rose Quartz.
Logan Gray
YELLOW DIAMOND IS A STUPID NIGGER.
Jasper is dead.
Sebastian King
god i wish that were me
Jason Perry
We sure burned through that image limit.
Levi Fisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Cooper Morris
If they keep it up with the shitty episodes and writing it won't be for long
Jeremiah Rodriguez
cucked
Zachary Evans
Reminder that Jasper is never going to be redeemed.
Mason Bailey
Jeez I need a woman so bad Oh well
Caleb Hernandez
>251 images
My god, how?
Jack Wright
>251 /sug/ does it again.
Zachary Baker
Reminder that Jasper has been foreverily corruptedized and loving it
Connor Wood
At least post the bigger version senpai Sardonyx is the best fusion because I love showgirls
Andrew Walker
Wait 251 images???
Bentley Diaz
what's a woman?
Christian Wilson
Is Steven a filthy ningen?
Jace Barnes
same wtf
I just want Pearl now Real women? Smh Pearl? Just take me already what is my life now
Nathaniel Sanders
The autism was something fierce ITT.
Thomas Nelson
>251 images H-how?
Levi Scott
The last two images were posted at the exact same time.
Carter Ward
Confirmed female at convention, kindoff a letdown a lot of us wanted to hit some boypussy but it turned out to be just regular pussy.
Tyler Davis
>250 of 251 Canon
Joshua Cooper
jesus christ the exact same second W O W
Zachary Cruz
Very difficultly
Liam Peterson
This thread proved that Jasperfags are both delusional and massive closeted faggots.
Dominic Flores
Fucking retards, holy shit
Benjamin Thomas
If this means we'll get Rainbow Quartz I'm all for it.
Wyatt Rogers
>Yes, feel my unbridled rage!
David Russell
But pearl is not realy Pu$$I is real so pu$$i>pearl But I can't get the pussi so
Isaac Powell
She's the one who overpowered Lapis in the end though Even the weight of the world's oceans couldn't keep her down forever
Owen Gray
There was a lot of Lapisposting, as well.
Nathaniel Barnes
Explain you shitlord
Asher Thomas
SAPPHIREFAGS ARE THE WORST
Luke Gray
...
William Ross
>he wants 3DPD Haha faggot.
Austin Green
Mate I just don't know anymore Pearl pu$$i pls
Elijah Morales
He wanted to post more lapis.
Nolan Adams
>Still on Page 1 >Bump limit not even reached >Image limit reached What the fuck happened here? I was only gone for a half hour or so.
Jack Nelson
Stop posting newfag
Adrian Garcia
I'm fairly convinced all Sapphirefags are super geniuses.
Isaac King
>t. Yellow Slut
Jace Johnson
Murdercawk
Dylan Lee
this
John Scott
I hate that I know that was Yoda in that pic
Bentley Morales
Why do all Sapphirefags want Ruby to die? Seriously, every single Sapphirefag I've met wants that.
Isaiah Gonzalez
They are equally monsterous pieces of shit, Lapis was just able to experience that sweet release of getting revenge by trapping jasper in malachite which allowed her to move on and start trying to become a better person while Jasper wasn't able to do that because if she did this show wouldn't have a main protagonist anymore
Michael Wood
merro jerro.
Zachary Evans
so they can see their waifu more
Zachary Rodriguez
It's weird for me to see this picture now because it's been my phone background for a few months
Angel Diaz
The Pilot made it out to be AT 2.0; glad it didn't turn out that way, though.
William Perry
Poop
Nathan Russell
isn't this the second time its happened in just a couple wees on \sug\?
Josiah Parker
>Wants I don't know who else you may be seeing but yes, if given the option to kill either Ruby or Sapphire i may go for Ruby per bias. But that's only under the circumstances, i would greatly appreciate it if all the characters survived and were developed without sacrifice.
Evan Brooks
It's not that uncommon.
Juan Bennett
not sure
Connor Martin
I know that feel
Having a wallpaper for too long makes the image feel differntb
Parker Williams
Here there's your (You) have fun
David Brown
>one sacrifice develops all the characters Would you?
Jace Flores
Ruby really is holding back all development of Sapphire.
Jacob Rodriguez
All those replies and not one Centi. You should be ashamed.
Wyatt Ross
That also means killing Garnet you know that right.
And all for the sake of fulfilling your wifufagging fantasies.
Lincoln Mitchell
FFS, kill Pearl or Lapis
Christopher Walker
>251 image replies
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT
Wyatt Butler
The majority of the cast don't care about Lapis, so no development
Kill Pearl
Brody Rogers
That's basically the whole show with Rose Quartz getting killed off.
Leo Wilson
Ruby and Sapphire are holding back all development for Garnet*
Jaxon Richardson
Garnet feels complete though. Sure she can get the leadership issue off her chest and resolve from that but otherwise there's not much there to expand upon.
Again though, this is in the negative zone though as i really wouldn't want any character to needlessly die.
Jaxon Green
Killing Steven would leave the biggest impact
And then the issue comes up whether Steven dying means that Rose would come back
> Okay, now I introduce you to one of my first human SU OCs, Clive. He's a charming British dude who lives within an unspecified-mile radius of Beach City and wants to write the great American novel. I don't know what job he'll have to pass the time, but I do know that he is in a relationship with Tanzanite, another one of my Crystal Gem OCs. But he has an eye for Pearl, too.
Colton Rodriguez
Kill all of the Crystal Gems.
All of them.
Andrew Lopez
This kill laptop crapzuli
Cooper Phillips
Fuck off Yellow Slut.
Carter Rivera
Jasper, no.
Josiah Roberts
If I wasn't making it painfully obvious, I'm talking about pity-killing.
Caleb Collins
Garnet and Jasper would replace her
Oliver Evans
Alright, who do you think actually has a chance of dying?
Out of the Crystal Gems I think Pearl and/or Ruby might die. There has been some foreshadowing that Ruby will eventually die (RIP Garnet). Pearl seems like the type of character that would die in some kind of heroic sacrifice.
Outside of the crystal gems; Jasper. Seriously, there is nothing that could redeem Jasper at this point. She's a big ball of self-pity, self-hatred, refuses help from anyone, refuses to cooperate with those who shattered her diamond. Jasper has been set up to die ever since she got corrupted.
Yellow Diamond, maybe?
Michael Wilson
>2016 >not realizing Garnet is going to be killed off as it would affect every character and would deeply hurt Steven, plus she is the most wise and functional character on the show K E K
KILL LAPSHIT PISSZULI FOR THE GOOD OF HER ALREADY RUINED CHARACTER AND THE REST OF THE SHOW GOD DAMMIT
Daniel Cook
>implying anyone will die in Steven Universe >ever
Real talk do you faggots watch the show
Asher Anderson
JASPER CAN'T DIE THAT WOULD PUT AN END TO HER LIFE OF ETERNAL SUFFERING
Jacob Hughes
I don't think any main character will die. Doesn't really feel in the spirit of the show.
Brody Morris
>Pearl seems like the type of character that would die in some kind of heroic sacrifice
If we're exclusively talking about defending Steven, then Pearl or Lapis would definitely fall into the same category. They both have such a strong fixation and fondness for him, albeit for different reasons.
Ryan Smith
...
Mason Rodriguez
>no Jasper option I see you, Jasperautist.
Ryder Harris
Pearl or Ruby (Garnet). Jasper and YD don't have enough sympathy surrounding their characters for it to be meaningful.
Most likely Pearl, it would better avert "bury your gays" as Garnet is THE premier gay relationship
Ian Miller
Fuck off, Marty. Go peddle your shitty cola somewhere.
Ethan Perez
This, I say Ruby's gonna die. Something keeps them from fusing and Ruby dies for Sapphire. The way Ruby sees it, Sapphire saved her from being shattered. Sapphire doesn't stop her because she doesn't suspect Ruby would be selfish enough to die and leave her all alone.
Colton Jones
>not wanting to make sweet murderlove with Lapis
Fucking faggots, I swear
Matthew Phillips
If you're going to apply the "bury your gays" logic to this then that is THE reaosn not to kill off Pearl (or Garnet)
Wyatt Reed
I didn't put Jasper because she's not really in the picture anymore. Doesn't really make a difference if she dies.
Anthony Flores
>old wise teacher character >honestly pretty perverted with how she's constantly fucking and thumbs-upping perverse things >All of the DB/Z parallels in Steven Universe
user, clearly Garnet is Master Roshi. She's not going to die. She'll just become obsolete over time but still be the fucking best character in the show.
Benjamin Cruz
To get the biggest reaction out of the fanbase you would have to kill off a popular character. Peridot, Pearl, Garnet or Lapis would generate the biggest reaction.
Brody Sanders
If any major character dies, they'll just DBZ-style revive them with anyway. You can be 100% a shattering can be healed with Steven's spit since the gem isn't exactly dead. Not even ATLA could kill a character without them being very minor, and even then it was "ambiguous".
Dylan Phillips
>She'll just become obsolete over time but still be the fucking best character in the show
Done and done.
Ayden Morris
>Greg only tried fusing with Rose once >Rose didn't see him as an equal >Peridot has a power though she truly believed she did not >Steven can fuse with anyone, he is that loving and accepting What if Pearl and S. fuse? As proof of equality and having accepted humans
Samuel Evans
Then that would be retarded.
Hudson Perry
Steven can fuse with everyone because he's half human half gem.
Dominic Thompson
It is a Pearl arc after all. Retarded is just par for the course.
Adam Gutierrez
Gems can't fuse with humans. Only Steven can because he's half gem.
Luke Sanders
Humans and Gems cannot fuse.
Say it with me: CAN NOT FUSE
Gavin Cruz
user, Steven fused with Connie from just spinning with her. Sapphire and Ruby fused from just a tackle Steven and Amethyst fused from a bro hug. There's no way in hell Rose wouldn't have fused with Greg while they were fucking unless she literally couldn't.
Levi James
I have this suspicion that Mystery Girl is a half human half gem breed.
Maybe she's a Rose Quartz who escaped from Homeworld due to the persecution of Rose Quartzes after the Rebellion.
Jaxon Lee
The Ruby skwad will be back in the epilogue when they tag along with a redeemed Jasper to explore the edges of known space in self-imposed exile.
Gavin Green
Oh they fused alright.
Brandon Peterson
If she's a Rose Quartz how is she half human
Connor Ross
For the same reason Steven is a human.
Asher Williams
Meant for
David Bailey
Someone fucked the Rose Quartz that escaped and that's their child.
Roses are canonical sluts, needless to say.
Isaiah Watson
Oh. Interesting.
Jose Rogers
First thing no, second thing yes.
Mason Barnes
Imagine Lapis
Tyler Young
>thinking any important character will die >not remembering all those promises from Alex the Hack that a major character would get fucked, only for Stan to make a small sacrifice that was reverted moments later characters don't die in children's cartoons you autists, especially one as positive as SU
Dylan Miller
killing herself
Connor Cook
>Rose >Pink Diamond >all those dead Crystal gems >the 5 Rubies You wot
Robert Wilson
killing you
Noah Brown
>Alex Hirsch Found the problem
Jason Gonzalez
killing me
Jack Smith
In an early experiment into human reproduction, Rose shape shifted a dick and impregnated a woman
Cooper Jones
What a bunch of fucksticks
Daniel Smith
>>>>>important character plus the Rubies are not confirmed dead and Rose was already dead, that's the crux of the whole show
David Watson
Yes. And clearly the pizza twins are half human half garnet.
No, there's just humans that have some similarities to the Gems. S is just a big girl with dyed hair and the same DSLs that half the people on their planet have. She only looks like Rose as much as Jasper with dyed hair would.
Jayden Ward
3/4 are history. Did not introduce them alive
Rubies are not dead, but lost not unlike Jasper after SWI
Jaxon Barnes
>she only looks like a gem as much as another gem would You're not proving your point here buddy
Angel Jenkins
>who is rose >who is pink diamond >who is jasper >who are the four innocent rubies and eyeball
Thomas Morris
>the 5 Rubies Oh look, it's "Jasper is fucking DEAD" all over again.
Christopher Hughes
>Lars and Onion, the two weirdest kids in town, are the only ones to come from two-parent families Really makes you think
Eli King
Mystery Girl is HUGE for a human.
Plus there were other hints like her being able to understand that gem bodies were made out of light.
I bet the reason we didn't hear her voice is because she sounds exactly like Rose.
Charles Evans
>died before the show >died before the show >fucking memes >not actually dead retard
William Brown
>Rose, Rose Character who aren't introduced alive are just history you retard >Jasper Alive and corrupted >Rubies They are LOST
Ryan Myers
...
Daniel Roberts
>jasper
Andrew Rodriguez
Yeah, and Onion doesn't have ears. And Nanafua is super tiny The wrestlers from Tiger Millionaire were fucking huge as well.
She's just a large woman. Her remark, like Pearl said, was her saying she knew how that was but really didn't. Pearl said something weird and sciency, so S just rolled with it so she didn't sound dumb not getting it.
People claiming she's some kind of Gem thing is stupid. She's clearly just a human that resembles Rose just like how people always said the Cool Kids paralleled the CGs.
Nathan Phillips
I'm pretty sure Onion and Yellowtail aren't full humans Old women being tiny is normal Men being huge is normal
Just sayin though, I'm not that poster, I also think MG is a human
Brayden Watson
A lot of them are genuinely just one-note characters, and the others just aren't very interesting.
The writers aren't actually very good but their shortcomings are effectively masked by alien craziness when they're working with the Gems (basically wild mass guessing rationalizations for bad writing tropes like the convenient stupidity / not-asking-questions that practically defines the show), that becomes much harder to ignore when it's humans.
The Townie episodes are mostly designated filler episodes, made for rerun scheduling. This usually means they CAN'T easily feature any real character or lore development, and often, consequently, can't have any significant Gem-related content at all.