Has any other comic got to this level of bad?

>magic wielding daughter of a space demon king or whatever

>still feels the need to express how much of a special snowflake she is through a tattoo

What a rebel.

Speedball's evolution into Penance.

Just saying.

Either extreme is stupid
Grim villain turn hero goes bad
Light hearted hero going grim goes bad

OP you need to read a whole lot more.

>Express myself
>Tramp stamp
They could of had the bird flying upward but nope, straight into the crack of darkness.

I always like the image of the higher ups confused at what was pitched and just assumed they were missing something and just hope it would clear up in the wash

>implying you don't want to be that bird.

Everytime the story is rolling just fine and then Miles gets into another event comic

The story goes that the writer told the artist that the writer just wrote in the panel "Raven shows here Black bird tattoo" and the artist just went with it

>tramp stamp
It doesn't matter cause this never shows up again.

Any time anons claim modern comics are retarded I just point out shit like this
They have no fucking clue what absolute garbage we got in the 60s and 70s

But Johns is usually so detail oriented.

Comics are trash, especially American superhero comics, pure Jewish garbage for the naive.

>has any other comic got to this level of bad?
Cape comics have varying degrees of going bad.

I don't. Must stink like sulfur.

Oh I agree but that's the story they pitched

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Faggot.

Her own emo tattoo.

>thong
every girl in that run was wearing a thong every single one

This is my fetish

.. What the fuck is this exactly?

Space rape
Interdimensional space rape

Cosmic creature can exist unless he impragnates his own mother
He decides to weds said mother
Turns out later she was mind controlled and date raped for years to be this guys mother/wife

throw in some incest

Wait
Wouldn't that mean it would cause catastrophic disasters every time it's used?

It's only rape because Claremont decided to make Carol consider it rape. Before he brought her back it was just a really fucking weird relationship she had with an inter-dimensional being.

But that along with the change back was great. He actually had a serious character arc that took place gradually over years.

In a medium where things often get rushed and half-assed and reset at the end of the a few issues, getting this sort of long-term story was nice.

Superman made it in his star forge so its completely safe

She wasn't actually his mother, none of his genetic material comes from her. He just placed himself in the regular unverse in the form of an embryo in her uterus.

true but Carol still carried him and gave birth to him

No, that's silly. Massive cargo ships don't cause disasters by simply existing, but they weight over a million pounds too.

not only she has a tramp stamp, but she seems to be wearing a string/thong

I like it when porn artists draw raven with the stupid tattoo though

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Between Ellis, Gage, and Yost's work in the character, I'd almost say his time as Penance was GOOD. Even when he's back as Speedball and still comic relief, he can still get serious.
Granted, his miniseries where he's going full Edgelord is hilariously retarded, but those three I mentioned recontextualize Penance as horrific PTSD and survivor's guilt.

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hot. i bet she takes it in the ass

Where's this from?

That moment was so based

I'M SICK OF IT
SICK!!!

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Look, she clearly borrowed the thong

I think what bugs me most is that the tattoo is asymmetrical.

>Benes's Kara

God mom
It's my body
I didn't ask to be born

Can anyone recommend me a teen cape comic that is all of those phrases in comic form?

Fuck off Bendis

NYX I guess.

Bendis, don't you have work to do? You're on FOUR books.

I really hate dialogue that isn't in all caps
Why did Marvel think this was a good idea? Are they still doing this?

>We'll never get an ongoing comic were Carol is an obedient sex slave.

;_;

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Sort of. The only character who talks like that now is The Maker, who is explicitly a character from the Ultimate Universe, where they all talked like that.
Miles and his supporting cast don't, because Bendis doesn't care what other writers are doing.

What was so bad about it?

Bad writing, stupid sue character(s) (where one was clearly supposed to replace an existing character who's currently in limbo) and generally pointless series that no one asked for.

You're incredibly dumb.

Yes

The Maker is alive?

Nah. Supes picks it up, uses it and puts it down. Consider that fifty kilotons or so falling from a couple hundred meters could only destroy (not catastrophically even, just fuck it up to where it eventually collapsed) a solid, modern, somewhat damaged building in close proximity.

That said, any seismographs emplaced by the gubmint to help keep tabs on Supes will ping when he does that.

Yeah, he's been in New Avengers for the last year.

Yes

How so?

Its stupid but it makes sense for somebody like raven to fall for the individuality crap.

There is nothing wrong with the page

thanks for reminding me that we need a PENANCE: RELENTLESS Storytime of Pain

How dare you make me remember this book

Bendis aren't your kids still a little young reading your comic books?

I just remember the swimsuit pin-ups he did for PSM way fucking back. Those were still hot even with water balloon tits.

>All-Star Superman
>bad

So we've got
>this
>New 52 Harley
>Joker's Daughter
>Countdown/Final Crisis Mary Marvel
>Loeb Supergirl
Any more examples of that one DC editor's skankification fetish?

Is this porn?

Sorry not every girl in comic books acts like the Virgin Mary, OP. Clearly we need less people and more Moeblobs

Everyone, I apologize immensely.

Linkara? Is that you?

>Penance
Whatever happened to him? Did Marvel just forget he existed?

EMO SERIES

This just proves comics were as pandering then as they are now

He was drugged to high heaven after Karla booted him off the Thunderbolts, and Osborn manipulated him further in that condition, playing on the fact that Penance was a national hero for helping Osborn stop the Skrull Invasion, while Speedball was one of the most hated people in the country. Eventually he was put back to normal as part of an attack from Nightmare, and he ended up turning on Osborn during Siege.
After that, he went back to Speedball, keeping both sets of powers but only using the Penance ones if he really needs to, and joined Hank Pym's Avengers Academy as a teacher.

Maybe she's trying to express that she likes it in the pooper.

This thread just goes to show that Cred Forums doesn't care about characterization or good writing

I fail to see what is wrong with a man mind controlling and than raping a woman so that he can be born from her

implying there was a single fucking thing wrong with Carol getting raped and then all her friends congratulating her on getting pregnant with a rape baby who was also her rapist

multiple your "million pounds" and then multiply that by a thousand and you get the weight of that thing in the image.

It's in a completely different weight class to a freighter.

Why wouldn't he just send him to a different planet?

Why would the baby be named Kal-El? How would fucking Superman even be born if Lex fucked Superman's mom instead of Jor-EL?

Also user's question might be more aimed at it's density, the distribution of weight just isn't there, if Superman ever fumbled that key gravity would make that a fucking death bullet that would easily shatter through the first few layers of the earths crust.

What an oddly complicated yet oddly retarded plan!

Where's my nigga Parallax Hal now?