So when will they have their 3 some?

Doesn't matter. Threesome implies that all parties engage in sexual relations with each other without one being left out. If that happens and two males have direct sexual relations with each other, it's gay sex regardless of whomever is also around. It's common knowledge that there is no such thing as a bi male, just a closeted homo.

>woman posts
Keep 'em coming, you just don't like the fact that your fantasy yaoi fujoshi shit equates to one whore being plowed by 5 dudes in a back alley.

You can keep telling yourself a threesome isn't a threesome but the rest of world can count.

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threesome
>A heterosexual threesome may involve two men and a woman, or one man and two women - that is, two men having sex with a woman (for example, in double penetration), or two women with a man. A bisexual threesome may involve a man having sex with a man and a woman, the woman having sex with a man and a woman, or all three having sex with each other. A homosexual threesome would involve either three men or three women. Other possibilities are possible, such as a man having sex with two women who are having sex with each other.[4]

Unless you have an equal or greater source to back up your retardation, you are just plain wrong and also an idiot. I imagine you'll have some "clever" thing to say in response to this that will be just as wrong but will help you save face, I guess, so go ahead. "Yaoi fujoshi shit". What a moron.

If you were a guy and told a coworker that you had a threesome, the first thing they'd ask is which two girls you got with.

If you were a girl and told a coworker that you had a threesome, the first thing they'd ask is which girl and guy you got with.

Sorry, but you'll never win the argument. I even have 90s Playboy Advisor on my side on this one, so eat shit and keep on pretending that user edited content matters for anything.

The ordering of their hands gives an idea of how it would go down. Miles will be in the middle.

God, you're dumb.

Everybody, shut the fuck up about your threesomes and gangbangs and all that faggot shit.

The truth of the matter is that Sam's superior space cock reaches areas of Kamala's Koran-cruising cooch that Miles' miniscule unmasculine peter could never touch.

>fujoshi spotted
Sorry, men make the rules and society follows. See and try and defend that bulletproof logic. you can't and will just boil it all down to "nuh-uh!" and ad hominem.

>I even have 90s Playboy Advisor on my side on this one
Two wrong people don't overturn accepted definitions but okay, post a link. Even an unsourced quote would make you seem like you have even the slightest idea what you're talking about. I'm partly convinced you're trolling, but this is too subtle.

Samfaggotry is just as bad as everything else in this shit thread.

Like either of them would be doing anything except exactly what Kamala tells them to do

>you're wrong because I said so
Well I have a published source with a 60 year history backing me up, so... I guess have fun placing second in the "this shit is backed up by a real source and is completely sound" race behind me?

>I have a published source
That doesn't mean shit. Kotaku is a published source too.

Oh wait, you ARE trolling. Carry on, then.

>"Well I have a published source"
>has yet to post source

>muh weak argument
Wow, this is stirring a lot of anger in you. Looks like my ending comment in must have hit you with the truth harder than I would have imagined. Look, there's nothing wrong with being upset that getting plowed by two guys equals a gangbang, it's a demeaning phrase. I won't deny that. But it's the rules of the english language and my hands are tied.

I threw away my Playboys years ago, but it's either one of the Pam Anderson ones, one of the PMOTY ones, or the one with Katarina Witt. If I still had them, I'd know. Feel free to pour over those, the ball is in your court to disprove me.

>I even have 90s Playboy Advisor on my side on this one

Okay you're trolling. I get it.

A threesome is three people, any gender combination.

An orgy is four or more people, any gender combination.

A gangbang is an orgy in which the male to female ratio is (at least) 3:1.

A threesome with one girl and two guys can't be a "gang"bang for the very simple reason that two guys can't be a "gang".

Lol no, Kamala doesn't like Sam and it's obvious he was just intruding on a Miles and Kamala moment there in the most awkward way.

So I'm trolling because I disagree with you? That means you're trolling because you disagree with me. Do you feel like you're trolling? Then I'm not, either. Sorry if the truth hurts, but a gangbang is a gangbang, and it's always going to be 2+ guys on a girl.

So 3 people arbitrarily form a gang?

Yeah, bulletproof logic there, lady.

Although Miles and Kamala would be cute, they have their own qts waiting for them in their own books. Sam too, I guess, but he's only tangential to this ship. It's like Miles x Kamala and maybe possibly Sam. Maybe he watches or something I dunno.

yeah but the fanfic issue proves that Miles wants Sam's dick so bad

Lol yeah, Sam was 3rd wheeling it up there. Notice how she even took away her left hand and moved her right hand to the bottom just so Sam wouldn't touch her?

You can give it a rest now. Everyone here believes you. You are totally right. Your anonymous ego is no longer in danger.

2 people aren't a gang fuckwit, 3 is probably the minimum amount of people needed to be a gang.

Sam is definitely the guy sitting in a chair watching with his dick in his hands in this scenario

would you do a devil threesome?
I was invited to one. I don''t mind seeing another guy naked, the girl is pretty hot

Miles wasn't touching Sam, he and Sam were both touching Kamala. I guess he wants to double team her.

Anyway, Miles and Sam are both manlets and only the tall italian is allowed to touch her.

>probably
And yet you came into it as some sort of authority on the subject with all of your ratios and hard facts. So 3 males becomes a gang? Probably? Which is it, yes or no?

Never be the guy underneath the girl if you're working both holes, never make eye contact with the other guy, and never let your balls touch. Follow these rules and you should be good.

Depends on how the guy looks too honestly. Was he good looking?

Yeah. Fit as hell and good face but for some reason a literal cuck.
Not even joking.

Yeah then I'd be down.

In the event that eye contact is made, a high-five or other synchronized display of male bonding followed by immediate end of eye contact maintains the No Homo status.

In the event the balls touch, I hope you like dick up the ass.

>Miles and Kamala start holding hands
>Sam: H-hey! Don't forget about me!

Sam is me t b h.

Pretty sure the fanfic was them going for Kamala with Miles more likely winning her over and Sam being a cuck.

Why is Sam in the fic at all if he doesn't want to fuck him? Just common sense really.

If I'm a guy and a coworker tells everyone she's carrying my child, what does that make ot

He wants to share Kamala with him. Still pretty sick but not technically gay.

I don't know. There's something about a woman wanting to be DP'd that has it's charm.

Only deeply insecure people are bothered by the idea. If it's all about the girl, who cares?

Nigga, get your head out of your ass and stop watching mislabeled porn.

>3 some can't have 3 guys
>3 some can't have 3 girls
Holy fuck OP, here, have a you.

In a gang bang, there're more cocks than holes to fill, so at least 4 men.
In an orgy there are many men and women.
This is a threesome.

Don't you wish there was a western counterpart to doujin? With the same level of quality and all.

Of course.

Sam? Being included in something?

While I think your argument is sound. Miles/Kamala have been all over the place by this point: Miles and Kamala fighting/bonding in Kamala's book; Kamala and Miles hanging out together without Sam in Carol's book; Kamala freakin when Miles didn't show and coming into his room in Miles' book; animal Miles and Kamala going on a date in the Avergers' annual; the hand holding moment here in Civil Wars.

Usually I never put much hope in a ship happening even if I like it. But with this one I'm not so sure now. I think the only question now is if it ever has a chance of being endgame.

Whoever ends up with Kamala is the loser. How do you guys not see this?

They'll have to deal with muslims for the rest of their lives.

if a threesome is 3, and a gangbang is 5, then what about 4?

I still can't get behind this if they keep on treating Sam like an outsider.

Not if you're into it.

Doesn't matter now that Bendis is setting him up with Gwen Poole.

Guys post shirtless Miles and Sam and we'll compare their bodies.

The one with the better body goes to Kamala and we keep the other.

You mean Spider-Gwen. Gwenpool fucked her chances with him hard.

Do you read comics. They are not setting up Miles and Gwen.

They're teasing him with A Gwen but the Miles/Kamala ship is winning out based on already existing content.

>Putting the underaged Miles in a relationship with an emotionally fucked Gwen Stacy from another dimension who hallucinates cartoon pigs.
This is almost as bad as SamXViv.

>and that's not a word I toss around

Unlike Marvel writers

ywn never grab the inside of Kamala's thigh.

I wonder if Kamala would be fit there, be healthy, or just too skinny?

Oh right, sorry guys I was thinking of the wrong Gwen.

Then there's her dejected expression.

To humuliate him, fanfic writers put character they dislike on their fanfics too just to shit on them, just saying.

>not wanting ss

hot

What comic is this?

It's a train man.

>not technically gay.

>Wanting to be involved in a sexual activity with another male that is not cuckold
>not gay
It´s as gay as it gets user, either that or a cuck, and even that last part can be arguable.

censor that shit op, you cant post hand holding on an this islamic image board

i love how this thread derailed

Sums up the trios relationship pretty well.