Night time Gem Edition

Night time Gem Edition

Last Thread: >Onion Gang:
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Direct: dl.sug.rocks/preair/04x07.mkv

>Last One Out Of Beach City:
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Direct: dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x06.mp4

EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
sug.rocks/leaks.html

OFFICIAL SITES:
stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
soundcloud.com/aivisura
keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
sug.rocks

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=l78e0jIXvXw
youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI
egomatter.tumblr.com/tagged/lapis-lazuli
youtube.com/watch?v=TE-vqmskcPc
archiveofourown.org/works/7685905
youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
youtube.com/watch?v=SSVJ5ZeHhAA
kellykirstein.tumblr.com/post/150617865955/jaspers-road-rage-gothamdream-as-jasper-as-we
strawpoll.me/11257762
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Jasper did nothing wrong.

SEXY

When is Lapis going to drop the act and rape Steven?

She fucked a dog.

I hope I can sketch like this someday.

Do you think we'll ever get a Frank Grimes character? Someone who actually freaks out about the aliens and stuff in a world where no one else acknowledges it.

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

WET

Lappy makes me happy

I want to marry Lapis

I LOV U JASPER

>Implying that's bad

When Bismuth comes back so she can properly educate Steven on how to dominate the filthy upper crusts.

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is it bestiality if the dog used to be a lady?

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Well it certainly didn't end well for her.

ronaldo

I feel bad for Jasper.

What about if you become a dog later?

why? it looks like a mess.

whos ur fav gem

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>endgame pic
KEEP EM COMING INTERNET

I bet she's Soft and Wet.

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I want to give Jasper a bubble bath because she probably smells bad

I require more Peridot pajamas

these two

Nap time

Lapis with a two-way tie between Jasper and Bismuth

Probably Pearl and Amy. I like their stories a lot.

that one

who's ur fave yard sard?

upper crusts are for beating, not sex

Post your favorite crack ships.

/ss/ is allowed.

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My favorite what?

It's just a quick simple sketch. I like it.

ponnie

I want Lapis to ruin Bismuth just like she did with Jasper.

>Lamar draws the best rubies
>the best Garnet
>the best Sardonyx
Have 'fro, Lamar's good to go

Hey /sug/. I've been playing Omikron, The Nomad's Soul, holy shit is that game terrible, how did David Cage get hired to make more games after this?

Can anyone post some Priyanka to cheer me up? I'm feeling a bit pissy after losing all these shitty fights with demons that suddenly you have to win despite there being no consequences to losing the last two times.

Sympathetic Eternal Suffering

jasper and poil

figuring out how to heal corrupted gems in general

So, Lapisfags, how does it feel knowing your shitty "Waifu" will never compare to B o b

it's cute that you think you could do that, Lapis

>Ha ha, these two are uncomfortable around each other
>wouldn't be it funny if people started shipping them ha ha
Save me from this hell that I dug myself into.

sleep

Suitcase Lars

>Bara /ll/
Fucking delightful and unheard of, never knew I wanted it

A Bob is fine, too.

She's looking at you, Bismuth.

I like Jasper with Big Gems

How did Mr. Greg treated you?

MUH DICK

Well he IS black (probably why he exaggerates Steven's jewfro)

Greg ending up with Pearl I would enjoy but it probably won't happen

Cincinnati

I swear I'm not gay, but I'd totally fuck Bob. The guy is really hot.

Nah, you gay. You gay as hell, my man.

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I want Jasper and Malachite to fuck

Bob's okay. I just hope we get to see more of him.

I totally wouldn't fuck him or anything, either.

Lapis trying to break Bismuth
Bismuth trying to break Lapis
and you know what?
we're all gonna like it!

My PC is at the shop using an old Laptop right now
>mfw I can't post Lappy ;_;

that's unpossible

Yes
Yes this is good and kek

Jasper approved artwork

Jasper and Jasper-Lapis to fuck

Good

I'm gonna be generous and give you this ONE Lapis. Use her sparingly.

Just fine. I was happy to see them interact with each other without the tension. I'm glad they can finally be friends.

It'd be interesting to see but I agree that it will never happen.

5000 years of alien ruins being common and a made up country called Aqua Mexico has an ancient history. Their world might not be 5000 years into out future, it might be 5000 years into a future that is also 5000 years in the future. But either way, they've had thousands of years to get used to gem monsters, shifting crystal palaces, and the occasional red, purple, or pale lady swooping in to kill a critter and leave with something shiny.

>in the distant future when Homeworld is down with the heterofusion and romancin between classes
>Jasper meets a Lazuli and Jasper swinger couple
if you can't be malachite, fuck one!

>imagining Bismuth demeaning a dainty aristocratic Gem for being a spoiled upper crust

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What's she eating?

Would you?

They're both completely naked.

Parsing that language is harder than navigating those muscles

Muscle Lapis is actually hot

Incest is naughty

Excellent tasste

>Amethyst_I_don't_like_it.jpg

I think she's putting syrup into her wings and is "eating" it.

amythests already dead

You think this is big enough to install a flashlight in the rear?

Which foreign language dub is your favorite? Best voices? Worst voices? I've been watching multilanguage clips recently and it's interesting to hear how different countries vocally adapt the same character.

Jasper pls

Put it it out of its misery by throwing it into a fire? Yes

streg

go to bed Jasper

Definitely, Jasper.

*fleshlight
fuck it
*flashlight
I'm into exotic lamps

I'd burn it with fire if that's what you're asking.

Steven and Greg?
What the fuck user?

What do you think Cred Forums?

Is this the most mind blowing theory you've ever seen?

youtube.com/watch?v=l78e0jIXvXw

Don't judge

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>flashlight
>it's a corrupted dog ass lamp

Cant sleep , partys everyway around here , i eated to much meat too , what can i do /sug/?

Why isn't this banned to trash yet again?

KEEP

>posts ship just to shock people
>acts like that wasn't part of the plan

How does my hair smell?

>paying $150 or whatever high price that plushie costs just to cut a fuckhole in it
for what purpose user

German.

except Steven's voice sometimes sounds a little um, too doughy.

but it has sexy old lady smoker Jasper, mein Diamond Peridot, and I also just like the way German sounds

Drink water and grab ear plugs

Didn't pink diamond ever teach you to refrain from fucking dogs, jasper

BEACH
CITY
WEIRD

I love to quote his voice saying that

this is what happens when you get adopted

Because this is a very good show with a very good fanbase that deserves it's own very good general kek

Is tomorrow a holiday there?

Jasper's like Steven in that regard.

She never met her mom

it is a speacial day here! you just have to research "18" and everything will be answered

Yet is extremely impactful on their life nonetheless

Is that suppose to be lapis?

ADOPTION IS BAD
ORPHANS ARE DESTINED TO A LIFE OF DEGENERACY
KILL ALL ORPHANS
JASPER GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED

New to /sug/. Any well written/good smut that you guys would recommenced?

Also why was the animation/design drastically changed from the pilot? Budget?

i mean, the purpose seems fairly obvious

You're a faggot with good taste.

>There are people who can't tell who Lapis is anymore without Zuke's shitty hair on her

I should know
I'm from Chile too

Maybe Jasper and Steven could have bonded over dead moms if Steven's dead mom hadn't murdered Jasper's dead mom

ITS FOR MY SPIKY SPLOTCHY TENTACLE PENIS

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the pilot designs were too busy - once fusions started happening the designs would've become a clusterfuck in a hurry

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Look at her fucking hair you chink-tier squinter. Or just look at her butt

Well she's dressed up in KLK shit and is acting pretty OOC

No, she didn't. Know why?

BECAUSE ROSE MURDERED HER

>this is what Lauren Puke has done to people

She can't keep getting away with this!

Kevamie
/sug/ needs more townie shipping

>Any well written/good smut

Writefags are very rare over here, so you won't find much.
Try your luck on Archive of our own.

>cool exterior
>Jasper

But I already got this in my Lappy folder. When I get my PC back Im gona upload my SU folder on dropbox

The true crack ship

Jasper is not a filthy human

f alone
o alone
r alone
e alone
v alone
e alone
r alone

what is this referencing?

So Lapis roleplaying as a KLK character isn't suppose to be OOC?

I posted the wrong image and I deleted the proper one
I have failed

Top Tier crack

You made the user feel so ashamed that he deleted his picture of Ashton Kutcher, maybe you should reflect on your actions and ask yourself, "is this what Steven would have wanted"

youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI

This butt?

It's OOC, but she's still incredibly easy to recognize visually if you aren't infected by Puke Syndrome.

>deleting a picture of Ashton Kutcher
>is this what Steven would have wanted

Yes.

What have I dONE

Oh this video again. I don't see the connection with Lapis except the ocean part.

now edit piss stains onto her pants

Does there have to be a connection to want to draw Lapis in a tuxedo?

she posted a thumbnail

no, but why this particular music video? and why Lapis?

If your asking why this song is connected with Lapis I don't know if I could explain it to you

however this song is associated with Lapis and that is why that meme pic was made

can you try to explain?
I really want to get it

Didn't Amber first draw all those pics of Lapis dancing to the song?

I'm not ashamed user
I have my shrine to Ashton Kutcher anyway

also how and when did this get associated with Lapis?

so is this where it came from?

I like it.

egomatter.tumblr.com/tagged/lapis-lazuli

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finally found that shit proper

I read my first fanfic yesterday. It consisted of Lapis raping Jasper and then Jasper raping Lapis but both of them liking it. It was most definitely an experience.

Why are you spamming images?

ok I see, nice meme

Link?

t. quitters

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i found some nice fanart but...

would erect nipples through clothing get me banned even if they're under clothing and i spoil it?

theeyzmaster is still the creepiest fucking deviantart SU

anyone here pro poly?

rate my gemsona

why the fuck would his mail be wet, /sug/?

I sure am

Here you go, buddy.

i feel that it would make for a more lax dynamic especially if bi but i dont think its for everyone

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There's that user that spams that picture of pearl with a penis in her pants, I don't think they've been banned so I would guess it's fine

satire/10

n-no

this makes me moist

14/875 do you even know what a edge is?

WHERE?

Depends on which gem

It's fine if it's Jasper as male nipples are SFW

No, that's fine. I've seen posts with transparent tops/ just a tiny part of nipple showing not get deleted.

>Jasper/Connie is never going to happen

>WHERE?
in her pants

here goes nothing the one thing that would make her less shit to me

m8 look to the right
there's a download button

then again, the original doesn't get past Cred Forums embedded filter for whatever reason, so here

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as long as nipples and dicks are covered in thin, tight clothing it should be good

So did rose have nipples or did she just grow the boobs without understanding there's anything else there

Whargleblargle? Garabatoz?
I can't tell

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If Greg wanted nipples

He would get nipples

Isn't this the picture Ian liked?

I don't think that's quite it. When people think of the Gems being projections, manifestations of light, they assume they are basically holograms with zero features. The fact Pearl can make holograms tends to back this up.

Except they have to have functioning organs. They have fully functioning eyes complete with tear ducts to make them moist. They have a vocal system that produces natural tones as opposed to the simulated voices their machines can make. They can even get hurt, and tired, and need to rest and heal, with lethal damage to the projected form requiring the gem to generate a new body.

On top of that, gem tech in general tends to have a physiological look to it. The conduits running through the Hand Ship that Peridot brought look like veins. Everything about Gem Tech looks like organs. This is because Gem Tech is first and foremost an extension of their physiology, followed later by replacements to their physiology as they lack the resources to grow full gems.

The heart is a heart because they know what a heart is. Organic life is simple, primitive, short lived, chaotic, and as in need of being swept away as a chemical fire, for that is what it is to the order that Gems consider themselves to be. They are life with a purpose, crystal structures with a plan, and things resembling organisms, including their projected bodies, are temporary structures that ultimately serve the perfect and eternal structures they truly are.

What They Really Are

geyimpaction.tumblr.com

he also has a tiddy monster lapis that i definately cant post cuz dild

The aftermath of Priyanka catching Jasper flirting with her daughter :

But Greg already has nipples, silly user

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IN LIVING COLOR

I thought she was wearing a thong in the uncolored version

Llamar for sure, he exagerates a bit with the big heads, but his style is pretty lovable.

its not like she'd be around to breast feed steven

although... would her pseudo tid milk be able to heal peeps like her tears can?

>someone wasted their time with making a BJD Pearl
I'm mad.

youtube.com/watch?v=TE-vqmskcPc

Stars

Their ship name is Stars, how can people pass this up. They can just be a BROTP

>although... would her pseudo tid milk be able to heal peeps like her tears can?
Probably

That image was really not against the rules
Why was it deleted?

Wow, an animal crawled into Jasper's body suit but she's just keeping a really calm face.

So cool!

Lotta people seem to love jasper, but I never got it, with all the stuff shes done and what-not.

Someone enlighten me pls

>that's
>my
>fetish

forgot an r there

my gemsonas are jamicite and manufacted slamicite

Indexer first posted it, that's why

>not getting why villains would be popular

Are you sure about this user?
archiveofourown.org/works/7685905

DELET THIS

I want Connie's mom to shove her sexy milf foot into Jasper's perfect hole

so if posting those images isn't against the rules, why would someone be banned for doing it first?

because you're spamming

I love her because of all the stuff she's done though.

b-but user told me it was ok!

>that bad feel when I had to pay someone to draw that image
>priyanka/jasper is nonexistent otherwise
kill...me....

I see how shes an interesting character for sure, not nearly someone whos boring or forgettable, but I dunno, just havent personally been a fan of her as much as others Ive seen online

she's a big beefy lady villain

Is wanting to get revenge on the bitch that murdered your mom queen and ruined your life really that bad

Indexer first posted the higher res one when a slightly lower res already existed in the thread, and linked it

Is that a bannable offense?

>>>>>>mom
didn't you see that comic? Pink Diamond and Jasper had HOT and FORBIDDEN sex

It could happen in all honesty, the contrast is obvious, all we need is a redemption and some bonding, or not, I can dream.

You're good bro. It's all good. Don't listen to user. Just trust me, your old pal, user.

Yeah, with her mom

that comic had incest fetish written all over it

>slightly
it's more than four times as big

It seems like they're going more for a sisterly relationship

>They end up forming a pseudo- Rainbow Quartz (Pink Corundum? Siderite?)
>Fusion is completely blind

I think you're just making shit up at this point.

That's a shame

Priyanksper? Jaspanka?

>Jasper being completely into all of it
she's so fucking hot, oh my god

I'd be happy regardless, jasper gets redeemed and amethyst gets a friend, win win.

I agree, I want Quartz sister times and bonding
I want Jasper to be friendly with all of the gems already but I also want to see her redeem herself with all of them

>quartzified threesome with the girls of the Mahesweran household

I need more sisterly interactions between these two in fanart
because there sure as hell won't be any in the show

Priyanka/Lars and Vidalia/Martha

Post your guesses for the first on the lips lesbian kiss that they'll show
I think it'll be
>final battle
>Ruby and Sapphire kissing on the mouth to reform into Garnet after being poofed

other user literally just posted that image dumbass

>I will never be witness to this
feels bad man

just because you add bland comments doesn't mean people don't notice you image spamming

Get out of here, homo. Bob is pure.

it'll be the last episode of the series
it won't just be kissing
it will be a giant lesbian alien orgy
don't think rebecca wouldn't do it

>can't even post my images because some dumbass posted it already
fucking retarded
why didn't I get a duplicate message tho?

Amen, brother.
It's probably gonna happen, Jasper is probably gonna be alone after Steven heals her, she's not gonna try to go after Lapis anymore, that's when Amethyst will go to her to cheer her up, she's probably gonna want to train with her.

Why post the same shit over and over again? Do you want to post YOUR images? You sound like a baby user.

fuck off m8, since when is posting images on an imageboard considered spamming?

Believe in Sucrose

you're a spamming turd and you know it. go away.

What do the pink bottoms of pearls feet taste and smell like?

because it's good shit?
Why does that guy keep posting that giant pastel lapis? Because it's fucking awesome, that's why

posting duplicate images when you know they've been posted, and ya do, is spamming. stop expecting everyone to indulge your autism

Sure it's good, but why not post new shit? Doesn't that sound gooder?

m8 If I knew I wouldn't have done that
like I know I have this and I'm not gonna post it even if it's a lot sharper than the one that was posted
Because there's no new good shit

Who gives a FUCK

We're going back to /trash/ in a few days anyway

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that's actually great to hear
even if it means it's another hiatus

you literally admitted to doing it earlier in the thread. we know its you. fuck yourself off.

Why is it great

Does Jaspearl count as a crackship?

there is new jaspethyst on dumblr erryday

As theyre muscles bulk up, so does muh dick.

yes

because it will finally enable me to part from this fanbase and eventually the show itself

wathever you say you cunt
Because these literal cunts won't be following
if someone posting an image that is similar to one that's already posted gets them off so fucking angry they'd implode back on /trash/, where there was some guy making 10+ new threads and keeping them alive for a whole day, and all that bullshit about discord and the loud house false flagger

Man, can't wait to go back to that routine

now i dont understand something, when steven fused with connie, we got a semen demon that was the apple of beach city's eye.

when steven fused with an actual gem, we got grimace.

but when amethyst fused with pearl we got a curvy 4 armed gymnast

but when she fused with garnet, the cg with the most badonk, we got one a gigantic behemoth, which isnt as bad as smokey, just scary.

but when garnet fused with pearl we got an ojou-sama tv host with a booty that has trouble fitting through the temple door...

what went wrong?

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most of it is doggo jasper
that shit isn't for me son

Yes but it's confirmed Pearl likes em big

no
jaspearl is canon

Good times

if two characters have literally never spoken to each other than its a crack ship

>the ol hands-on approach

hey, never a dull moment at least

Does any-user have a blank ship chart? or atleast a su chart with no lines?

I'm not sure, I thought Crackships were supposed to be stupid or impossible pairings, such as Shadow the Hedgehog and Shrek.

While Jasper and Pearl have had nothing but a few tiny slithers of interaction there is enough there, character/personality/interest wise to call it a fairly standard shipping experience.

We do not need that kind of faggotry eating image slots

It was a messy first time fusion, and it was born of sharing self pity and is every bit as ugly as their fight earlier. Give it time and it'll probably be a super cutie.

Fat + slim = thicc and curvy
Fat + fat = more fat
Fat + thin = thicc and curvy
Fat + tall, thicc and curvy = tall and fat
Tall, thicc and curvy + skinny = Taller thiccer and curvier.
I don't understand the confusion. Of course Amethysts Fusions are fat, unless she fuses with a literal fucking skeleton like pearl,

That's one way to put it

yep

fair enough. for my stupidity, have this.

I would say there are different degrees of crack shipping

Jaspearl isn't insane crack, but they have had no interaction so you basically have to make up fanfiction to support it, although they might not prove entirely out of character in such a portrayal

how about you fuck right off the edge of my dick, m8?

both of these make sense in their own way, thanks guys, here's your reward

whatever you say pappy

Gosh darn, that's great.

>There watching friendship is cancer

way to ass blast the jasper's masculinity user

Lapis would wreck her, Bis only won because of a cheap shot and Lapis wasn't even trying to fight.

Because Indexer got his ass banned for spamming images people already posted.

She has plenty to spare

their*

they're**

Love Steven's expression.

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How big can Steven's harem get?

there's like a thousand gems bubbled in the temple

sky's the limit

WTF is wrong with pearl's noise

She fused with connie

I CAN SMELL YOU ROSE!! GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!!

error
only one of those is a kiss
amethysts might count in a stupid way, but garnet's thing sure doesn't

Likey

KEK

We're past the weekend friends.

Which means that we could be banned at any point from now to Thursday.

Treat every thread like it was the last.

See you faggots in /trash/

>three kinds of kisses
>a hug
>"snrrrrrf"
>laying on her head
some weird-ass kisses

WE ARE ALL SOON GOING TO GET WHAT WE DESERVE

I'm preparing my anus as we speak

Please. If we were banned people would just make more SU threads that mods would have to look after, banning the general just makes more work for them so it would be retarded to do so.

So long as we stay as we are in terms of quality we're fine. The only thing that could possibly get us banned is the Admiral namefag who spams shitty deviantart stuff he finds, and Indexer spamming like the autist he is. Thankfully they both get banned frequently.

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I've been waiting for that to happen for a while now... (:

>if we were banned
>if
You just be new

leaving this board is not as scary as it sounds

and you know what they say about good times right ?

Oh my sweet summer child.

I'm trying to convince the mods to go easy on us you fucking turds, don't blow it.

this is disgusting and does not depict PrimeJasper's proud vulgarity and lack of femininity

Shut up faggot

make me cunt

How do you think Ruby would react meeting the REAL Jasper?

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Yes it does, fuck off

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Are you guys ready for a feel trip?

Last one of these. What do you guys think?

You're embarrassing yourself newfag

I think I'm tired

I think eyeball wants to pierce her blade in Jasper

I love this

this is adorable

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There's never enough Ruby Squad. Especially Doc.

Fuck off faggot I've been here for both bannings, and they were retarded, I'm trying to explain why it's retarded in case any mods are looking through the thread so they might reconsider.

Just because I forgot to add again after if we were banned.

i wanna snuggle up between her arms

REMINDER THAT IF YOU DON'T COME TO /TRASH/ WITH US PERIDOT WILL CRY

Also I need another image of Peridot crying

/sug/ always gets banned during hiatuses

Exactly, comfy Jasper is best Jasper

And it's always retarded since it was only us getting banned.

Everyone ia freaking out about /trash/ but the times I've been there it was okay. Turn a blind eye to the bad stuff and it works like anyother general

you are fucking retarded afterall

/gfg/ and /hsg/ are gone forever aren't they?

it's fair to not allow generals for a series without new content on a board that isn't for generals

>If you just ignore the shit there's no shit!

Kill yourself idiot.

Shut up Satan+1.

I just don't want us to shrink so much

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I don't feel like finishing this drawing, but there seems to be lots of freaks in this thread, so might as well post it.

not really, you still have threads about it on Cred Forums and generals on /trash/
also on other chans, but fuck that

oh fuck quads

Hey guys I haven't been on in a day. Did the StevenxPearl drawfag deliver???

Its a good drawing, you should finish it

edgy
not very original thought
I'll respond with a standard [Your_Mother's_A_Whore] and combo it with [If_Only_Your_Mother_Aborted_You]

*tips fedora*
*teleports away*

I don'r know about you guys but I can go without talking about this show (like theres any of that in theae threads) while there's no sign of new episodes in the near future

how many jasper points do i need to win a prize from the jasper prize pouch

It's Super Satan

Five

Oh jesus, i love that hair

They're pretty much the only other things that are banned....

All of the hair

I can't. SU is a part of my life.

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>implying Jasper isn't a top tier delinquent

>tfw when the Crystal Gems are actually the bad guys
Goddamn it Sugar! Stop trying to make us sympathise with terrorists!

I love the Straight-hair garnet as a throwback to the pilot, but why is Jasper smol?

And she got STD's in the process...

Well PD be evil, or a nice mom character?

They seem to be kids while the CG's are like middle schoolers or something

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I thought that was lapis

finally can deliver quality content.

also lappy makes me happy.

Nice
I'm gonna pretend those are pearls hands

If she is evil I have to kill myself
So hopefully not that

i left them white so anyone can edit them to be jasper and what not.

Does Gappy makes you happy?

I don't like that you say that...

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no but damn those eyes. i can’t resist.

The first Steven needs to do next episode is finally get around to healing Jasper

I gotta be honest even if PD is great it won't make me like Rose any less

What about trappy?

>customizable porn
Considerate

>Rose hoards lions and misfits
>Jasper hoards mutated dogs
>Amethyst hoards trash
>Steven hoards cookie cats
is hoarding a quartz thing or what

Yes, it is

>The Diamond programmed Qauarts' to hoard and violently protect what is theirs
>The default thing to protect is all of Homeworld

>Its 1AM.
>Not tired because slept all weekend
>Have to be up for work at 6
>If I go to sleep I will wake up groggy as hell and not rested
>If I stay up I will be sleepy all day

I hate this Limbo

How quickly that backfires

caffeine user, or food maybe an apple?

You know me, and i know you

>ponnie

kind of an appropriate name, isn't it?

I want to rub my stiff cock on that flat boy chest while he pegs my tight hole.

What book would you give her?

POWER NAP
2 HOUR INTERVALS
BOILING SHOWER ON FINAL WAKE UP

all my self-help books that didn't help jack shit

Funny how people post shit like this in /sug/ and I relate an experience I have to the show and some autist says I'll get a ban for it

>caffeine user, or food maybe an apple?

Luckily work provides as much as we can drink for coffee so both options are technically viable.

And I do have apples here.

what no, /rwby/ and every other one gets banned too

I wish someone would make a "She thicc" edit

The entire Ciaphas Cain novel series

>For the Emperor * (November 2003)
>Caves of Ice * (January 2004)
>The Traitor's Hand * (May 2005)
>Death or Glory * (February 2006)
>Duty Calls * (May 2007)
>Cain's Last Stand * (November 2008)
>The Emperor's Finest (December 2010)
>The Last Ditch (February 2012)
>The Greater Good (January 2013)

We are become apple bros user

What /apples/ are you?

Fiji and Golden Delicious here.

So did rose.

Is that show good? It always seemed like the kind of show that people say is good, but actually isn't that good. Like One Piece.

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no it's not

She'd probably enjoy something where the main character is a strong warrior who wins every fight.

I know I have this fantasy book somewhere.

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B-but he fathered a son...
Why does no one on tumblr biology?

Just finished the last of the three fuji apples I got on saturday, should probably have bought more really.

Personally I'd give her some literature on ancient Spartans, I think she'd love it or some medieval fantasy

>no tartness whatsoever
Not that user but I must you have shit taste in Apples. Fiji and Golden Delicious practically taste the same.

Proverbs

We don't know that she used his sperm's DNA. That honestly doesn't prove anything.

Still a retarded headcanon though.

But the writers did say she shapeshifted a womb so that implys something.

Mein Kampf.

>not liking sweet and succulent

Not saying I don't believe you, but if you have a link or could tell me where to look for one I'd appreciate it.

I was not aware that any gem could maintain any shapeshift for 9 months without stopping.

Aw I was just thinking today about how I missed this one, takes me back to the barn arc

Heres this

You don't think she'd like revelations more? Well, maybe depending on how PD is she might prefer old testament. Personally I'd go with Kings

Pink Ladies are the only apples worth eating

Nothing's wrong with sweet and succulent. I'm saying there should also be other tastes. Something can be tart and sweet and succulent all at once. Try a Honeycrisp, for instance.

Thanks. That sounds like total bullshit but that's not your fault.

It's a mostly satirical "in ur face cishets" sort of thing

Go away Pearl it's past your bed time.

Was this post a joke or your actual opinion?

Well, she has healing and rapid plant-growth powers, along with Steven also showing he can rapidly age his body, so I don't doubt she was able to speed up the pregnancy process too

Kek

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Post your Martha's.

She fucked a monkey.

Best girl tbqh

/sug/ is dead. We used to burn through five or six threads a day. Now we just barely get through two.

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Boner is kill :(

Shut the fuck up you shitposting faggot. We've had at least 4 threads today if not more. God forbid people don't post on a sunday night at 4 in the morning in a general on hiatus.

Wtf...serious?

You say that like it's a bad thing. 99% of the newfags left, /sug/ is its nice comfy self again

>that filename

Damn, you made this? Nice work friend!

no he didn't

Fuck no I didn't make it. I just censored it so I could post it here. Look on paheal if you wanna find it.

Love you /sug/

Yes. I think about the series a lot.

Love you too user

you too bud

why is the animation fucking garbage.

Compared to what?

I prefer it this way desu. I can actually keep track of the conversation, we can actually talk about something worthwhile and stay on track and we don't get buried under heaps of lewd Jaspers.

dead show dead general

Why the FUCK is it so dead here

I'm at work and people talk shit about phone images so yeah

You're doing good

It's like 6 am man. I'm only up because of work

I'm going to preface this post by saying that I didnt read this thread or any other past SUG thread for that matter.

Did anyone actually like Onion Gang? Did anyone watch it and think "this is heartwarming"? Literally invented 3 meme one-off characters to make it seem like the character whose only real defining trait is his autism has friends.

B-but I liked all the art being posted, and it sparked conversations with user's shitposting over who they preferred. Though I can see why you feel that way and understand it. It's nice to have a quiet and calm general but at the same time that makes for a poorly active one that may be purged.

I fucking love pearl's hair and general face design. those little side tufts are adorable, but I think the middle set is the best. The right side one should be used when the character is physically rustled, the left side for distant or generally lazy/ease of animation scenes.

same
It takes up a lot of my mind, a lot of the time. Like every other series I got super into
But that's why I'm relieved it's over for now, I'm personally at a time in my life where I need to move the fuck on from my neet ways and constantly thinking of SU and stuff is like a chain that's holding my brain down. The less things keeping me attached to my comfort zone the better. I'm glad I had it and other things to keep me entertained during my year of downtime but a year of doing nothing makes for a steady descent into depression. /blog

I will be FREE

It was a gay anime referene because rebecca sugcrose is a huge fucking hack jewish boy

anime is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I dunno, it just felt super out of place and the characters were there just for that episode was a weird concept

I still have 3 hours before that.
But fuck sleep.

It's a crackship now as they haven't interacted, but it's a damn fine ship with immense character building potential anyway


Amethyst already called Jasper "sis" on the show though, romance would be weird now, it's a kid's show after all. But I do think they'll hang out and be total sis's and Jasper will try to teach Amy all about being a REAL quartz and unleashing her POTENTIAL and Amy will teach her to chill out and it'll be amazing

Midday in Europe.

I am going to marry Pearl!

I don't think Muslims like Steven Universe though.

It was a mild ep that gave me mild feelings and I think that was what they were aiming for. Back to school season is a melancholy time. But still, they could've pulled off end of summer feelings and even mildness better

I liked getting some commentary from Steven on his lack of friends his age and there were some funny moments like when Onion jumped through the screen door after you thought he walked away

all 6 of my irl friends that watch Steven Universe hated it
In my opinion it was a shit episode and a fucking TERRIBLE place to end on.

Fuck off /trash/, just because you guys liked being dead 24/7 because you're so retarded you could only read the one new post every 5 hours over that time period doesn't mean everyone else wants to.

It was a cute simple episode. I enjoyed watching it.

I thought it was fun

Best fusion?

Can Stevonnie fuse with other humans?

Is this one of those "James Bond Hamburger" things?

Because I can not for the life of me decipher this.

Absolutely

But it has the potential of turning into something more depending on the circumstances

It's a reference to this video

youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU

You know what, /sug/? Eat a dick, /sug/. I'm tired of you're-

Can Stevonnie fuse with gems?

Will Jasper remain a dog?

>I can actually keep track of the conversation
How the fuck was this a problem for you? Are you stupid?

Nor slavs.

How much did Pinky love Jaspy?

I hope so. I hope dog Jasper remains a character and Steven trains her so Jasper fags either become furries and get that ass banned or kill themselves in protest.

100%

Would you pet the dog?

Anyone got an image with just Peri, Pearl and Amy on it? I need a new wallpaper and wanted to have my three favorites on it.

>he thinks anything would stop our dog posting

Top

how do we know jasper never met pink diamond?

When none of the crystal gems are fused, they look like a bunch of kids.

Amazon accidentally posted upcoming SU spoilers. View at your own risk.

Why is Jasper so weak?

Plot

What if Eyeball really did jank out Steven's navel piercing?

she'll become a werewolf

>but a year of doing nothing makes for a steady descent into depression.
FOR YOU.

No really, I would love that.

Would you molest gems?

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I did love it, mostly. Kinda
Just picture that episode of spongebob where squidward moved to that squid village. Too much good thing makes the good thing stop being good

Also being left in a stagnant pool of my my own thoughts with no growth for so long lets the things I hate about myself eat away at me like a mold

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Pearl in a dress will never not give me a boner

also pink diamond, and that one ruby, and anyone else who liked pink diamond

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Stevens disturbing lack of curiosity about the war, the history of the gems and the diamond authority has always upset me. When Jasper told him that his mother did something horrible to Pink diamond he didn't even bother to ask what the fuck it was she did. If it weren't for eyeball telling him directly he probably wouldn't have found out for another 50 episodes.

Merry christmas
you problably thpught this was going to be pearl in a dress, but it wasnt

>tfw when Jasper is coming back
>Tfw SU will never have the balls to kill off a character for good

I don't actually keep my face in front of Cred Forums, I do stuff and the thread is going on in the background and then I jump back in to see what happened.

When the thread is racing at a speed of a 100 posts per minute I lose interest.

I don't have spoilers on

Does Steven have too much power?

youtube.com/watch?v=SSVJ5ZeHhAA

Wow thanks, I was waiting for you to post the full resolution version.

>I don't actually keep my face in front of Cred Forums, I do stuff

Fucking faggotass normie.

Niggas gotta work homie not everyone's government pays them to be a useless shit bagel

Ask next time.

>thanking indexer
Die in a fucking fire you absolute subhuman.
And you can join him you fucking faggot. Stop acting like you're a regular user.

>using normie

They should just give us money, we pay their damn taxes and what do they do for us?

> tfw

>jasper is coming back
Surrreeee she is.

Keep the place working.

Like fuck they do

kellykirstein.tumblr.com/post/150617865955/jaspers-road-rage-gothamdream-as-jasper-as-we

Calm down nigga.

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Fuck both of you they spent 13m to put two fucking small islands near on/off ramps when the roads right down the street will pop your fucking hubcap off

You can just ask in the /trash/ thread

Tell that to my gas that's hasn't worked for a week despite me paying all my bills in advance.

DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO TAKE A HOT BATH USING WATER YOU HAD TO HEAT UP ON THE STOVE? VERY BRIEF.

I just want a hot shower.

Doesn't work perfectly, but it works. Reported the potholes? Followed up on it?

No, cuck.

I reported them ages ago, and got a "thanks well look into it" each time. We had two street lights right next to eachother out for fucking months and it took the entire street complaining to get it fixed. Fuck the system. car tax is low tho

Had to shower with a garden hose for a month because the bathroom fittings were electrified. Gas is a landlord issue. Complain to them. Or the agent. If they do nothing within a reasonable time, prepare tribunal forms and send them a copy.

Go further up the chain. Get receipt numbers for your call, or at least record time, date, and name of person you contacted.

Take pictures of the potholes and lodge the complaint physically. Contact a higher authority agent directly for an explanation for delay in repair. Contact the ombudsman. Get your money's worth.

Nigga I got bills to pay and jobs to work. I don't have that kind of time

There's time for it. You'd rather whinge and let them shit on you. It's easier.

>Opal
>Sardonyx
>Rainbow Quartz
Pearl fusions are the best. Lapis + Pearl fusion is going to be GOAT.

You cuck's haven't been banned yet?

I might draw a request or two

strawpoll.me/11257762
VOTE VOTE VOTE

I'd rather they do their damn jobs that they keep taking money from to not do. You know what happens if someone has to tell me how to do my job? I get fired for not doing my job. If you're gonna charge someone for a service you should provide that service without them having to direct you like a toddler

It's going to be a sex goddess.

She'll be a smokey, snarky dom bitch. I'd totally want her to stomp on my dick.

Armstrong wearing a Homeworld jumpsuit while fighting Garnet on the beach please?

If you don't get the service you paid for, you complain. Since it's government and there are no alternative service providers to turn to, you move the complaint up the chain. Otherwise the people who don't do their jobs keep getting paid not to do them, while you spit and fume as you pay them not to do it.

Blue Pearl trying to lift up Blue Diamond's massive boobs?

not doing armstrong stuff

>If you're gonna charge someone for a service you should provide that service
The taxes are used to support the entire infrastructure of society, not just the paving of your road though
Like if the area you live in gets not a lot of tax money but has for example a lot of people on benefits or sick or such, more of the already-little money gets directed into other projects.

Then why is the country infastructure fucked beyond belief?

No one does anything to fix it.

Aw, well I can't argue with those dubtrips.
Can I still request something, or did I use up my one request?

If I can, could you draw Jasper with her head down while her doggos loom above her like this?

What page are we on? I can't see on the mobile app

Eight nigga it says right at the bottom

A friend who needed to practice her drawing insisted she make a gemsona for me.

That's how the system works. There isn't enough money coming into the system to pay for everyone's wants and needs (or, at least, so the government claims), so the loudest voice gets the money to fix their problem.

If that loudest voice happens to be a business then that's where the money goes, and the citizens are SOL.

It doesn't on Clover

Maybe don't use some bullshit then

What's your birthstone? If it's a good one that hasn't been on the show yet go with that and see what she comes up with.

Laptop user here, still can't post any pics PC still in the shop.

Should I start saving and build a new SU folder or wait for my PC?

Nigga Clover is the best and only way someone should browse Cred Forums on mobile. Has been for years

Mine is amethyst, but we went with amber, kinda giving them a shoe in with the CG as amber presumably would only be found on earth and have no place in gem society.

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Probably because there's not enough political will and collaborative spirit to force through a major overhaul, so people are stuck with "this is how things have been done till now, we can't change that, people don't like change and we definitely can't accept change suggested by THEM" so it's just slapping band-aids and adding retarded small fixes which just inflates the bureacuracy.

It's like when you have a centuries-old plumbing system that's utterly fucked and dumb and made of shit materials and outdated and also is almost considered a health hazard by contemporary standards, and that has been added new bits to over the centuries so that it's a fucking nightmare of various parts and materials and techniques that's just constantly breaking down - objectively the best thing to would be to tear the fucker down and install a new, better, functional system, but the family living in the house thinks a total renovation is too expensive and also too dramatic because they've kind of gotten used to the malfunctioning piece of shit, so you just have to keep on trying to come up with retarded duct tape, pantyhose and chewing gum - tier temp fixes to the accumulating problems.

>Lapis raping Jasper and then Jasper raping Lapis but both of them liking it

Are you sure you weren't reading the show transcript?

same here