/sug/ - Steven Universe General

I have pleb taste.

Jasper/Lapis

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

What's his name?

Jasper x Pearl
I know it won't be like in my headcanons but I really want to see it anyway, what are their combined, mutual traits etc. And I honestly think the combo of Pearl's dancerlike grace and light agility and Jasper's brutal strength and endurance would make for an amazing battle fusion

I'm waiting patiently for greg-steven. It's going to happen eventually

You forgot something.

Imagine Lapis

I don't have my SU folder right now, using an old laptop ;_;

>Incest

All the Pearls.

Ideally: Lapis/Pearl or more realistically: Lapis/Peridot because I've got shit taste

The personalities alone will be interesting. I'm expecting Lapis/Pearl to be a neurotic sea god. With a trident.

Fuck off Connie you stupid bithc. You're not even a real friend you lying fuck.

You blew Steven off to go back to school shopping even though you've already been back to school for weeks.

Connie, pls.

That would just make a bigger pearl

Pearl/Steven cause I'm curious to find out how they're going to ruin Rainbow Quartz.

Ideally, Pearl/Jasper for the reasons this user mentioned

>Lapis / Pearl
Pearl also likes to be in charge, feel powerful and has a slight chip on her shoulder from having been held captive for so long, so combined with Lapis' canon sadistic power rush tendencies and enjoyment of imprisoning / torturing others for paying back all the shit she was put through, it could get really horribly out of hand. Especially seeing as they're both rather disdainful regarding humans and humanity

I want to marry you. will you stay with me forever?

I want to see a massive ballerina with rainbow colored hair, snarky/smug personality and big, floppy ballerina feet.

>tfw dreamed about Yellow Diamond approaching Earth
>tfw Steven drove the moon from Earth's orbit to meet YD in space

It was a weird dream.

Does a girlfriend really count as a friend

Rainbow Farts shat Pink Diarrhea

>my best friend Connie
>my best friend
>best friend

Will Steven ever get any brothers?

no the point is to get more moms

To fill the void of him not having his real mom.

Grearl?

Since watermelon tourmaline is taken, Bloodstone.

What kind of weapon would a Jaspearl fusion create? Helmet with spikes on it?

I LOV U JASPER

Garnet and Steven

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LOVE ME /SUG/!

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Should Tiger's Eye be based on Sylvester Stallone?

Depends, post-redemption or pre-redemption? Because pre-redemption it would be an unstable hate-kind of fusion, Jasper wouldn't really be able to hold any of Pearl's insecurities and Pearl wouldn't be able to prevent Jasper from hating herself either, so it would be very similar to Malachite.

Post-redemption though, I feel like any Fusion with Jasper involved would have this "gentle giant" vibe, because the thing with Jasper is that she doesn't really want to keep fighting, but she's too good at it and everybody has been using her for that ever since she emerged.

So like, her fusion with Amethyst would be basically Snorlax.

With Pearl I would expect something of a perfect bodyguard. Absolutely focused and stoic, always ready, but never giving into strong emotions.

Someone requested, bloople holding up blue diamonds boobers.

Maybe when you stop being emo.

Is this the trials of Hercules?

kek

Hey guys. Can't wait till Thursday's episode! :^)

What do you think Gem Harvest will be about?

The preview looks amazing! also, Yellow Diamond's duet with her pearl!

Best edition ever.

>Final arc of Steven Universe
>Show is finally reaching the final climax
>Songs from thought the series are all reprised for a glorious finale

What songs would you include?
A few that I think are essential:

youtu.be/QxAo6KhBFFs

youtu.be/6OWq38TikzU

youtu.be/ss7rLjGAlQE

The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

The cool kids help Steven harvest some of strawberries planted by Rose.
Nothing happens

Look at them boobers.

Oh YOU (^3

REMINDER

We all know damn well the final episode will feature a full ensemble performance of "We Are the Crystal Gems"

I'd prefer a hiatus than watch that

No more new episodes? You mean they blew it all in summer and now it's hiatus again?

We're late back, baby!

Hold up

are we NOT getting a new episode this thursday?

I've been out of the loop

I already posted that

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Yeah we'll get season 4 aired in a regular schedule!

Next episode in 2017. Summer, likely.

The Nuke used up 8 or so months of airing schedule, assuming they'd air once a week, so since they air only a few months at a time, we may be looking at just under a year till the next new episode.

That sounds rad honestly
I miss buck and the gang chilling with Steven
Maybe they can help him get over all the shit he has been through like they used to

nothing's confirmed yet

NOT YET, SNAKE! IT'S NOT OVER YET!

Source?

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Too bad.
They used up all the plot episodes back to back.
Bismuth arc, Ruby arc, Jasper arc.
There were supposed to be filler episodes in between, but they cut them for the Nuke.
So we have like a whole season's worth of filler to get through

No, there are rumors about Ian mentioning a bomb coming in October. But as of now, we're on hiatus.

There isnt one you fucking newfag
How do people not recognize obvious bait anymore?

strawpoll.me/11257762

Yep. Probably won't get new episodes until next year. The wait probably won't be worth it either since this season is probably going to suck and there's nothing to look forward to anymore.

>there's nothing to look forward to anymore

There's some things.

Which cool kids are better?

Wasn't a new gem supposed to appear in fall?
Or was it Bismuth and CN aired season 3 too fast?

or they make a new plot, maybe this time a troop Peridots can come to Beach City

It was bismuth

SU by far. At least their defined characters with goals and likes instead of THIS ONE'S THE EMO ONE. THIS IS THE PHONE GIRL. THIS ONE IS THE FAT ONE.

You are trying way too hard /gfg/
Go bash korra or call alex a hack for the hundredth time or something

Could stevens healing spit restore gregs hair?

But you see they already animated all the filler episodes.
They just cut them to make the Nuke and boost the ratings.

Now we have to slog through the formerly cut filler to get to another plot arc

Do you think Peridot's manager is an Era 1 peridot?

Nobody could stand the massive levels of autism and memery that would come from that

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Yes

yes, now imagine Steven tonging and slathering his father's balding scalp with saliva

>peridot convinces them all to do the frog dance
>later on starts an interpretive dance group
Fund it

>People actually voted helmet

TOP FUCKING KEK

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/sug/ is retarded some times

FUCKING DELETE THIS BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE FROM LAUGHING

If this is really the case then I'm coming back when at Season 5

I thought she was the manager
>she's smarter than your average peridot

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>you do it for her, that is to say you'll do it for him
>goodnight sweet prince

Don't reply to the shitposter

Yellow diamond said she would report her ineptitude for bungling the earth mission to Peri's manager

I don't care, I just want a discussion going on

Shut up pearl

Some would say your spouse should also be your best friend.

oh yeah, but I heard that I thought her manager might be some other type of gem. Not another peridot.
Emerald maybe

That's rarely true and if so, not for long

>not dead yet whitey!
>president for life

Pearl

why do i enjoy seeing pearl suffer?

>f-f-fuisons are sex!

spot the pearlfag

is that a diaper

When Pearl went through her mega-dyke phase

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Shut up Jasper

I wouldn't be so upset about the hiatus if they didn't choose to end on fucking Onion Gang

That episode was garbage.

Looks more tumblr than Mystery Tumblrina.

anyone got that screencap of us talking abuot steven's gem semen

When pearl went through her *diaper fetish stage

>garbanzo!
>Garbanzo!Garbanzo!
>gar-b-an-zo!

Nah
The direct quote is
"I'll inform your manager of your incompetence." Could be another peridot could be something else isn't made clear anywhere

What's Steven got on his phone sug?

Now fuck.

If we are lucky enough to get a bomb in the Fall, what do you think the theme will be?

No

>not liking cute episodes
shit taste

>the lip ring is a zipper concelling her snake man form
>shes going to unzipped by ronaldo like a scooby do villian

Fine

Now I hate chickpeas even more than before.

This is one of the first images I saw of the show, I did not know it was an edit, so I spent the entire show waiting for Peridot to learn how to duplicate herself.

It would be lame if its just another peridot

Actual Homeworld invasion
It has to happen
>Jasper mission never reported back
>Ruby followup never reported back
>Cluster never detonated

It should be obvious that the Crystal Gems are still active on Earth.

>Liking literal pointles filler where absolutely nothing of value happens

Do you also happen to like watching paint dry?

>betrayal
>and then a Naruto time skip

oops, i just woke up so i just did it without reading the thread, no one's ever done it for me before.

GNIREFFUS LANRETE

> Season [whatever] finale
> Yellow Diamond has been taken out by the Crystal Gems in a daring raid on Homeworld
> Homeworld has flown a large-scale Death Star style geo-weapon to Earth in order to wipe the blasted thing from existence once and for all
> Last few episodes, Ruby and Sapphire haven't been able to fuse for any length of time
> Sapphire sees that Earth is destroyed, or the Crystal Gems are wiped out in the process of saving the planet
> Pivotal moment arrives. Temple Gem fusion with massive shield going to take the full blast
> Sapphire pulls out of the fusion and flings herself into the weapon's power core
> Is destroyed, but the resulting 'poof' freezes the core
> Weapons is stopped
> Everyone is saved
> Sapphire's love compelled her to sacrifice herself
> Her love for the CG's changed fate, just like Ruby's love for her

Music for the scene (end at 1:33): youtu.be/VbTBTM6q04k

Not him, but that episode would have been much better if Steven weren't being a dipshit.

>Gets scared of kids in masks when he fights gem monsters on a regular basis and has multiple super human abilities
>actually believed the kid died from a low collision crash and ketchup was actual blood
>actually believed the other kid had healing powers
>actually thinks he has no friends when he's friends with pretty much the whole town

None of it makes any sense to Steven's character. They needed a plot so they just made up reasons for Steven to be retarded.

*unzips snake dick*

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well I don't have my SU folder right now, so I posted Lappy posts without pics.

bob cut

> Living is pointless
Go back to Homeworld

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Would you rather have been left on a giant cliffhanger?

Since people universally hate onion gang will Lamar finally get the hatred he deserves and get fired? Being able to draw Garnet does not excuse shit writing and boarding.

he probably was forced to write some shitty filler episode

Yes! Cliffhangers are fun!

Steven was only pretending.
For Onion's benefit
The whole healing thing was triggering for Steven since his healing powers never seem to work when they need to.

Also Steven said "No friends his age"

Learning to love yourself like Rebecca said she wanted to start focusing on

Too bad Jasper couldn't make it through to this season, she could have used it ;_;

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I'D TAKE THAT IN AN INSTANT OVER AN ONION EPISODE

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Linked the wrong post.

Are you guys ready

For when the moderator says "time to die"

how do we get back these high quality designs

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Read the thread. We were born ready.

>Making up excuses for this shit episode

This is the blue gem.

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What's your answer /sug/?

raven and paul

Go to a Crewniverse signing event and break some hands.

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Someone please explain to me the love for lapis.

She's a fine character, but I always found her kinda boring. She's not even the most attractive gem

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This is blue gem being the pedophile she's always wanted to be.

why would I answer if she didn't ask a question?

I hate Lapis

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What?

Kys false f(l)aggot

And what a gem she is.

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I hope it'd be about Steven unbubbling and healing Jasper or possibly starting to involve HW a bit more, possibly through accidentally unbubbling the pyramid gem.

But honestly I feel that it'd be nice to get the Jasperdemption out of the way by the time HW rolls around to see what the heck is taking them so long, so you'd get some nice conflicting loyalties tension going. Also with everything that happened at the end of season 3, I think the biggest unresolved plotline that feels the most acute is Jasper being corrupted and bubbled and Steven feeling guilty about that as well as wanting more info on PD.

It could tie around Gem Harvest, around what harvesting gems actually means, and serve to show more lore on how horrid HW is. While simultaneously dealing with the theme of learning to love yourself and Jasper getting over her self-pity and feelings of worthlessness. She could feel like as an utter failure, she deserves to be harvested or some shit like that and of course Steven, horrified, would tearfully convince her that she's got worth or whatever

Honest to god. I'm new to these threads (just finished the show the other day) and I never expected her to have such a large following

Is Pearl the character that went through the most changes? Even her personality is completely different from Pilot Pearl.

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She has a lot of potential as a character. She's just been sidelined and all her potential is going to waste right now. She's my favorite gem, but I'm pretty disappointed by her treatment since we left the barn.

>SU will never have the balls to perminitely kill off a character

just a few vocal autists who want to fuck her. Lapis herself is bland and a massive cunt.

Gem Harvest is confirmed to be Steven and the Gems gathering pumpkins for their version of Halloween

She's depressed, I'm depressed
I like her

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>perminitely

power level faggots

>Pink Diamond

Curing corruption won't happen until the last season.
Because if they can cure corruption, there'll be thousands of gems on Earth

I like her for her voice, but also because any episode she's in means I can stare at her midriff.
Lapis singing when though?

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

I want her and Jasper to wrassle

Lapis x Steven

Whos your favorite gem user? Answer honestly, do you want to fuck her?

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She was kind of blank slate to begin with. Mystery with her hating the Crystal Gems. Clues to Homeworld and the Rebellion surfacing at the time. She looked cool, appeared little, and could be everyone's emo queen.

Then the badass-ness Malachite fusion drove home her strength and anger. So much potential that never gets used, and the half the fanbase spend the following hiatus creaming themselves over the possibilities.

She's a heavily whipped up dream-girl that's failing to live up to expectation. Jasper, on the other hand, is completely different.

Imagine Steven trying to handle all that emotional baggage.

Here is an Amy I drew a few minutes ago

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right fucking now!
youtube.com/watch?v=HvWoudYLUb4

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Why WOULD you even want a character to die? All the potential plot-lines, all the development, all the conflict just gone.

Killing off a character is just a cheap tactic to make a weak show seem better.

Why is she anorexic and flat?

I feel like we've ruined this thread for everyone else

Fellow Jaspearl comrades, how do you feel about the fact that Pearl's VA retweeted this pic?

Post-redemption or half-redemption. I think if they're both in the right place mentally, willing to give it an honest chance, and will fuse consensually, it'll be a good experience for both.

Also I don't think it'd be like Malachite even if they're both insecure and self-loathing, as Malachite had deception, extortion, hatred and revenge at her core from before she was first formed. Lapis went in with the express intent of using Malachite as a prison and deceiving Jasper - in a way Malachite was formed in order to hurt and torture herself.

Also seeing how Malachite didn't have a single voice even in the beginning when Jasper believed everything was going good indicates it wasn't a proper, collaborative fusion to start with, so Jasper's understanding of what cross-gemtype fusions are and how they work and what your mindset needs to be is probably fundamentally fucked up, she sees it as a battle for power or such.

So they'd need to talk about fusion and how it's supposed to be, how there aren't supposed to be chains, how you sort of vanish and a new gem emerges instead. But if this sort of understanding and a degree of consensual trust, no matter how grudging, are there, I think it couldn't be like Malachite.

>the thing with Jasper is that she doesn't really want to keep fighting
I don't know about that. I think she does in some level like fighting when the fight is good, but she'd just like a fucking break every now and then

That song and Lapis don't match.

Garnet is probably my favorite. Most fuckable I think would be Amythist. I have a thing for shortstacks

Ora...

Like the sweet taste of victory.

I know I shouldn't get my hopes up but it's at least something after that hell of an episode we just had.

Thanks

There's only a few autists who actually give a shit. Just post what you want.

Probably doesn't mean much. It's cool that she at least likes some of the ships artwork, but it confirms Jaspearl about as much as Zuke shipping Lapidot confirms them as a canon couple.

D-d-did I just see a public flashing reference?

:]

Don't hurt Jasper

I always do

Because at this point, so many characters have just barely died it's starting to get redundant. Bismuth, any of the Ruby's, even lapis have just barely escaped death, and now Jasper is too

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what

He's gotten better when it comes to dealing with someone's emotions, but it's resulted in him not helping himself. Somebody should do something nice for the poor kid.

>bismuth got her physical form destroyed and shoved back in status for another couple millenia

Oh yeah such a lovely alternative I'm sure that feels amazing

did Amy get slimmer?

Post Lapiven

that's an adult steven
this meme is getting boring

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At least give him back his pants, geez.

based gnome-no

That's what I'm saying though. It would have had a much larger emotional impact if Steven accidentally shoved his sword into her gem. Or even accidentally cracked her. Instead we got a "everyone is happy now and everything is fine the end" ending. It would have given him much more of a reason to grieve when he is fused into stevani in the future episode

lapiven is nice but for stuff like this gets hate
fml

>that bulge

>So they'd need to talk about fusion and how it's supposed to be, how there aren't supposed to be chains, how you sort of vanish and a new gem emerges instead.

If this is actually gonna happen I know they'd use Garnet, but a part of me wishes they used Steven and Connie to explain fusion to Jasper.

That would be a great moment, a learning experience for Jasper, an affirmation of the journey Steven had taken, a subversion of characters involved.

Man, the more I think about it the better it sounds.

what about the last part

I don't think you grasp the sarcasm user or even Steven's reasoning for feeling bad

Lapis is the best rapist.

Wow, Tumblr's gonna have a field-day with this one, isn't it?

Didn't pick up on your sarcasm.

I completely understand why he feels bad, but one simple change could have given the entire concept much more deapth

Last page in my sketchbook
What should I draw

Lapiven is the best ship. Tumblr fails to see this.

SEXY

Draw Steven fused with garnet

>bladed glaive-type polearm + blunt-force trauma weapon

I think it might be something like a lucerne hammer, bec de corbin (or possibly a pollaxe).

However, seeing how both of their gems are in the face, shielding it somehow isn't a bad idea at all. Maybe they could have both? Have the helmet sort of have the headbutt part come loose and meld into Pearl's glaive-spear thingy while leaving the helmet on? I don't know.

No, Chuck Norris. Oriental martial arts mastery combined with cool deadpan badassery and a desire to fight for justice

A bunch of crewniverse members have Jaspearl in their own likes
It's simply a good ship

Draw a full crew drawing.

Is that post recent though? I've been rolling around Tumblr a bit and haven't seen anyone mention it, let alone pissed off. It's all a matter of time though I'm sure.

im with you user
best ship

Jasper

Cn does cant even engrish?

well if it's for tumbr, then they don't have to worry about it.

I can't imagine them getting pissy about an official CN image. It'd be fucking stupid to imply the show's artists can't draw their own characters correctly. Zuke excluded

Nah. They could cure Jasper first while still having Steven unable to cure them all, because she was
a) corrupted through infection and not direct damage from the diamonds
b) was poofed and bubbled literal seconds after corrupting, whereas most gems have been wandering around for thousands of years in their corrupted state, forgetting they were ever proper gems.

She's different from the other corrupted cases, and thus it'd make sense to start experimenting with her. I mean Steven was able to cure Centipeetle to a state where she had all her memories intact and was able to write and communicate, and she'd been running around for 5000+ years corrupted, maybe even poofing and regenerating several times.

So healing Jasper might be like a stepping stone or pathway to understanding how corruption works. Steven theorised that it's about gems forgetting who they were and who they're supposed to be - but Steven saw Jasper and talked with her in her non-corrupted state, he has mind powers and a memory of Jasper, and also a photo of her uncorrupted. Meanwhile all the other corrupted gems are just corruptions to Steven.

> Shakespeare quote isn't english enough

why did you had to ruin such a beautiful img with a sentence like that :(

soundcloud.com/videogameremixes/steven-universe-here-comes-a-thought-remix-feat-jenny-tofuku

Well I'm a jaspearlfag too but you could at least pretend to have a discussion instead of just spamming pictures

I'm cautiously thrilled. At least they don't hate the idea and are comfortable enough to publicly express they love it. It doesn't really confirm anything but it's nice to see they don't think it's a ludicrous delusional joke ;_;

>It'd be fucking stupid to imply the show's artists can't draw their own characters correctly.

>implying Tumblr isn't fucking stupid

>implying tumblerites don't imagine themselves to know better how these characters should be drown, than the artists themselves

Fuck Lapis

I'll discuss you nerd

As if other fags don't constantly spam pics.

Why can gems feel physical attraction if they don't traditionally reproduce?

Why would Rose have human reproductive organs if gems are made out of the ground?

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She could end up with a more elaborate helmet and spear/trident like one of those roman gladiators.

They don't feel physical attraction, just emotional attraction

Rose shapeshifted a vagina because she got curious about human kids

>poorly implemented base programming from their precursor race

>she morphed one

>Why can gems feel physical attraction if they don't traditionally reproduce?
They still have physical sensations which is why they can feel pain and also pleasure.

>Why would Rose have human reproductive organs if gems are made out of the ground?
She shapeshifted them, this is canon.

VGR did the kind of remixes I was expecting to hear in Soundtrack Attack
soundcloud.com/videogameremixes/steven-universe-stronger-than-you-remix?in=videogameremixes/sets/steven-universe-remixes

soundcloud.com/videogameremixes/steven-universe-dance-of-swords-remix-1

youtu.be/f-0UCPOy4Fo?list=PLHi2T2b45lpgWMxx2xrkug4_8AZ_7jVfb

>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven

>This is canon
Is it really? Source?

do you still believe in Steven?

She became a giant womb, man.

Ian's twitter, I'm sure someone else has the screenshot.

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of course i do!
now if you ask about connie...i completely lost my faith in her from the moment she cut off steven on the phone with the "unless is not a mission im busy" answer

HELENA
Oh, when she’s angry, she is keen and shrewd!
She was a vixen when she went to school.
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

HERMIA
“Little” again? Nothing but “low” and “little”!—
Why will you suffer her to flout me thus?
Let me come to her.

mmmm

I attempted

Holy shit

What if Jasper also has a type? Skinny and with short hair?

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>with the capacity for love that comes to naturally to human beings

fuck yeah

I dig it. Great design

a womb with a view?

now that's a ship i havent see in a long time

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SOFT AND WET

>Steven is, in essence, a Fusion of love

fuck this is cute

Hey shake a Greg it's mr leg

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>Jontron grows out his hair

>it's a "lapis gets breast implants" episode

>and one of a kind like Rose Quartz
What did she means by this?

I'd ship it.

ROSE

steven is one lucky motherfucker
it must be because of the universe's sex drive that he inherit from his dad

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I'm sad that this will never happen

this shit will be canon
fuck

> Those lips
> Those boobs
> Them rubber fingers
I came here for Lapis. Not whatever that is.

>it's a "Lapis becomes busty" episode

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>"hey steven look at these!"

JASPER FORGIVING ROSE
JASPER LOVING STEVEN
AND YOU KNOW WHAT
WE'RE ALL GONNA LIKE IT

STEVEN'S PENIS

Those expressions are pretty great.

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m'rose

jasper no

I'm out of room now

I know this is supposed to be shippy but Sugilite just looks like a giant aunt kissing their reluctant niece.

That first panel is pathetic enough.

That's a cute Jasper! Thank you

>Awwww look at how much you've grown since I last saw you, sweetums!
>Gems don't grow, Aunt Sugilite...

>yfw Mystery Girl is straight and the lesson is that lesbians need to let go of straight girls

They're emulated organic brains, being run on the computronium 'gems'. This is related to the type-specific forms they take on after corruption.

Jasper is ugly

I guess that's it for timid drawfag
Farewell everyone

Would this be about Rebecca projecting her failed lesbian love life on Pearl?

Lapis is hot

This is why you should always back your stuff up.

You got that right, you little meme gremlin.

Fare thee well

my PC is still at the shop. when I get it back i'll upload my SU folder to my dropbox

LEEEEEEEOON

I miss Lapis

Also Rose Quartz sucks cock

I bet you my folder's bigger.

more peridot when

What happened to it?

Kys lapidotfag

After fucking beasts like this thing, you don't really have a say in these types of conversations anymore.

yeah I bet, I'm picky. I don't save everything

This

Nice work.

How did they all get poofed? Is Steven dead?

Hopefully never
but probably soon since she's now our new favorite gem

I'm pretty picky too, but I've just managed to find a lot of stuff with good quality.

You just gotta know where to look.

Nah one thing I'm sure of is that bikey dikey isn't straight.

Unless she thinks Pearl is a twink.

so are we just on hiatus now?

>Sugilite asking Jasper if she's made any new friends
>Sugilite taking Jasper to lunch because she's a Cool Aunt
>Sugilite asking Jasper if she has any girlfriends yet

got really slow, Disk is always at 100% in task manager, even when idle

I've disabled superfetch, windowS, and BITS to no effect

so it's most likely a hardware problem. my PC is o6 years old now and I don't know if it's the motherboard or HDD. I was going to buy a new harddrive but I wasn't sure so I decided to leave it at the shop so the mechanic can really find out the problem.

aMETHest

>Making assumptions

my SU folder is 450+ mb, yours?

>Jasper awkwardly responding 'no' to every question
>Sugilite slowly realizing her """cool""" niece is actually a loser

why did they leave us on fucking onion friend?

>Sugilite helps out her niece by setting her up on a date with a friend

647 MB total, but my Lapis folder comprises 497 MB of that.

How would Steven react to seeing Pearl like this?

yeah my Lapis folder is also around 200 mb

Lappy dominating sug and our folders

>Armpit hair

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FULLY ERECT

I made this folder only a month ago, too.

it's something we must accept with fanart of beefy gems

So greg universe is pretty much confirmed for living the harem anime boy life? He got to bang several spicy waifus and even slayed an alien with his dick.

>Digging through SU/KH crossover pics for no good reason.
>A vast majority of it is just SU's characters wearing Organization XIII's black cloak or the clothes of other KH characters.
>No art of hypothetical Heartless/Nobodies or the main characters in SU's style.

It's only a small grievance, but it still bothers me.

>several spicy waifus

Would Garnet ever fuck Greg? I wonder how Ruby and Sapphire feel about him.

Officially confirmed.

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad

steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:9134?useskin=oasis

Good read

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>almost everyone gives Jasper armpit hair
>despite having seen her hairless armpits several times
I just don't get it.

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Because Jasper is a man.

I mean the dude fucked two gems at least and vidalia. How many did he end up fucking is the true question?

Barb and Nanefua

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>this whole site

>people still call Jasper a man
>despite all the characters on the show referring to her as a woman
I just don't get it

pearl i can't keep taking your pics for S. forever. learn to use your phone

Cred Forums? Are you not from here?

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It's a shitty meme

How do Gems waste their time? I mean live much longer, so they must have much more time to waste.

Why the fuck can't the crewniverse just tell us when the next episodes are planned for?

At least then I can mark my calendar instead of having to check this thread constantly.

The best I can guess is that some of the artists who find big beefy gems sexy also find big tufts of armpit (and usually pube) hair sexy too.

HIATUS
I
A
T
U
S

Their minds probably don't degenerate from the lack of activity, so they can afford to do nothing for years on end.

If time keeps going faster for us as we age, does the same happen for gems? If they never die, would their concept of time be constantly going at the same pace or would it be exponentially be getting faster? Because a human's lifespan must seem really short to them.

Because the crew doesn't make the schedule. Cartoon Network does.

>Gems
>waste their time

disgusting

Jasper: dumbass Terra
Peridot: autistic 12 year old Ventus
Lapis: hot waifu Aqua

Steven: Sora
Pearl: ...Donald?
Amethyst: ...Goofy?
Garnet: ...Jiminy Cricket???

They seem to have interests and hobbies like anyone else. Amethyst goes around collecting literal garbage (and probably hanging out with various humans) and Lapis and Peridot have their weird TV show and art shtick . We haven't seen much of what Garnet or Pearl do with their free time though.

>what Garnet and Pearl do with their free time
they fuck, what else

Check wikipedia. If the schedule changes some loopy fanboy will breathlessly correct the episode listing there at the speed of sound.

Garnet is Mickey Mouse

They seem to like to bake cookies and pies

So Pearl and Garnet have endless threesomes?

Garnet's already fucking and Pearl is just dancing with a bubble full of gem shards.

Rose is Mickey.

The onion episode wasn't all that bad.

Pearl/Ruby and Amethyst/Sapphire

Pearl at least seems to like all sorts of typically domestic activities like that. Making tea, baking, chores around the house. She probably knits too, judging from her reaction to Amethyst's comment about it.

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GOD DAMNIT THIS ISN:T FUVKING FUNNY

FUCKING TOWNIES DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

FUCKIHGN LEAVE PLEASE

GO AWAY TOWNYFUCKING SHITS

REEEEEEEEEEE

what was greg's reaction the first time he saw little rosie rose's 12 incher?

We know that Pearl spends time in her room dancing and sighing to herself while holding onto gem shards. We know that she likes to sing while crying. We know that she likes collecting weapons. We know that she likes baking pie. We can assume that she likes building things. We can also assume that she likes to learn new things about engineering. We know that during the nights she loves watching Steven sleep.

With her new human friends she will have less boring things to do.

Except for the whole part about being dead, of course.

Garnet was helping her bake in Know Your Fusion.

>Gems being homebodies

cuuuuuuute

BUT WHAT IF

shouldn't Steven's half diamond brothers be around thrice his size?

sorry charlie, but Kat Morris (who went to SVA like Sugar, Ian, Aleth, Paul, Hilary, and Danny) doesn't draw like that anymore

IT WONT

Greg, Steven and Jasper are the only ones that can pull off that look.

And the only reason jasper can do it is because she reminds me of Speed Wagon from Jojo

Rose is Steven/Sora's dead mom he doesn't care about or ever mention while on his multiple year long journey

Is the Lapis being a teardrop a coincidence?

I'm not sure how often lapis is turned into teardrop-shaped stones.

is this greg + steven?

i cUT MY HAND AND NOW IM DYINg

That's adorable, I had forgotten. I remember something about a boarder or writer saying that Greg and Garnet play tennis, which I wish we would see some time.

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All the gems are shaped like cut stones. Its more appealing to the audience and easier to draw.

We all only get what we deserve

>"buy engine oil"
Yeah, Pearl definitely gets up to some stuff off-screen.

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that's probably for Amethyst.

>implying 12 inches is even comparable to the murdercock

Yes

She was destined to be a moody crybaby, I'd say it was pretty intentional.

i wonder if the phone number for fish stew pizza works?

no, i'm not going to try it.

>555 number

It's not.

555 numbers don't work. They're unassigned because of Hollywood.

Most frequently it's just tumbled round stones or raw stone but teardrops and hearts are super easy to produce and ornate carvings are possible too.

Ame would drink shit like that.

On the topic of Amethyst and trash, she said in Beta that she doesn't play with garbage "any more", does this mean she isn't eating garbage anymore, either? I mean literal garbage, not pizza-wrapped burritos with chips like she ate in Bismuth.

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People were talking about calling Mystery Girl's number too, is this not actually common knowledge?

>confetti pit hair
I had a chuckle.
But what are the loyalist to the crown and the blood lusting commie doing, laying in a field and talking?

wtf, i hate morps now

Apparently it isn't.

Don't know how. I live in Australia and I know about it.

>changing it from jaspearl shipping
and this is why you should have been aborted 15 years ago

Why are lapisfags so edgy?
Do they like Lapis because they're edgy or does Lapis make them edgy?

>250
user what the fuck
That's the shittiest possible version you could've saved

i ain't even gonna try and read what's written there
fuck you
iirc, there's _100 too

I got this.

I just grabbed it off Google images because user was wondering

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INDEXEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

Either really, a lot of them are a bunch of superficial bastards I'll tell you that much.

Google image search
yunisverse.tumblr.com/post/125185235515/people-were-talking-a-lot-about-how-the-gems-would

I'm not indexer. I don't even know who the hell they are.

> trying to distract from Indexer res fetish
If only it worked, bruv.

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I am drowning, there is no sign of land
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

i was paying more attention to the area code. for some reason the 555 didn't ring a bell for being a fake number.

>443 area code
>area code for eastern Maryland (including area right next to Delaware)
>area in southeast Delaware has Rehoboth Bay (which is on the official map of Beach City)
>city south of that is named Dewey Beach
>city within 30 miles of Rehoboth Bay named Ocean CIty (like Ocean Town)
fuck, good attention to detail Sugar

that's not what they mean by 'snorting coke'.

>doesn't even use the actual good image for it
>uses a shitty thumbnail
ahahah, you got me

What happens to the pie?

Away with you dog fucker.

Someone who posts doubles of pictures that were already posted.

>rhymming "at all" with "at all"
>rhymming "grey" with "wall"
>rhymming "it's not so bad" with "it's not so bad"
Rad spit jam, user.

Bismuth steals it.

I'd do a line with Lapis.

It comes out perfect, like jasper

fucking AMATEURS

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after it's done, she takes it out, but trips and lands face first into it.

>thumbnail

kill yourself, indexer

KILL YOURSELF INDEXER
STOP APPROPRIATING THE WORD THUMBNAIL

It's funny because she deserves it.

Fuck off, indexer

This is probably bait, but it's from a Dido song if you didn't know

just kill everyone in this thread

Grasper is okay

Have they touched dicks yet?

Jasper wouldn't waste the energy to shapeshift a dick

>Listen up, you Homeworld upper CRUSTS

what's her problem with upper crusts

That looks like Jasper's offering a cigarette to Bismuth.
>bad influence Jasper
M-MOAR

It sure is.

She wants to fuck them.

The deeper your hole, the more time you have to develop and gain perfection? So someone with a shallow hole would be fucked up

Class warfare.

Makeup is just as dangerous as cigarettes.

She had to build all their fancy bulidings but never got to enjoy them

>Hey, maybe we keep this between us, for now?
Kind of creepy when a lot of people have the fuse=fuck misconception and this is between a father and his young son.

I think 'upper crust' is more of a pun on 'upper class', but that makes sense, too.

this kinda counts? I can't think of any more bad influence Jasper

She means upper crust as in the upper class/aristocratic gems who enjoyed the high life from her constant work.

What if Pearl calls S and the number doesn't exist?!

Yeah, of course, just stop making that face, please.

Cincinatti

What did I tell you about getting in my face like that?

did you know that rose's cummies tasted like strawberry milk?

no
what about the other gems?

>THE
>BITS

>Pearl will never make you homemade chicken noodle soup when you're sick

nooo

who doesn't?

Pearl's feathery cloaka

delet this

oh, what a cutie pie
:3c

>Amy
Grapes
>Garnet
Neapolitan ice cream.
>Pearl
Salty Egg yolk
>Lapis
Water
>Jasper
Dog cum
>Peridot
Nothing you sick perverted freak, she's pure
>Steven
Cum

Actually that may be because Amethyst uses it as a condiment.

Speaking of whatever it is that they do I'd like to see Amethyst hanging around with humans.

Now I want art of Mystery Girl with Pilot Pearl.

Bismuth rubs her tits together, creates sparks

Nah that's for Amethyst, she eats it

>Mystery Girl
not sure of the flavor, but it invites a big thirst

>tfw no bird gf with feather pubes

>killing a character is by itself a good thing
>imgur pepe

kys

when will we get a flashback of jasper getting gang fucked by her fellow quartz sisters

is cloaka bird for vagina?

Aw this is cute. What's it from?

>Nobody's done a sad comic where Rose and Buddy Budwell build his library, have pleasant times, with Buddy slowly getting older until he dies, and ending with his tombstone covered in books and wrapped in rose plants

Does anyone have the spaghetti fusion ones?

Periven best steven related ship, and Steven for first peri fusion

Claoca are non mammalian (bird/reptile) butthole/pissholes/vaginas. I think, I'm no animalologister.

>Amethyst just enjoyin' Earth

this is what Jasper needs

Pearlven is better

How does she not know about the corruption?

You're the worst type of Lapisfag, the show has a lot of depressed characters but you choose the one who is a borderline sociopath because they like to flaunt how miserable she is and try to turn that into a personality.

Lapis isn't even an accurate depiction of depression as a disorder, depression affects your outlook on things and is something inherent, it's not just a negative reaction to a negative situation.

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The SDDC-exclusive SU Zine by Zuke, it's in the OP.

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oh cool, thanks!

Not the same user, but killing off characters can add quite a lot to the story, making characters vulnerable creates something to fear in the viewer, while they do this in the show via poofing, it doesn't have any real repercutions, making it lose that fear, in a show so full of characters with well developed personallities it could actually make it a lot more interesting, but they won't shatter anyone, maybe an unredeemable character like a diamond at the end parts of the show, but since it's a children's show I wouldn't bet on it.

wouldn't steven's be strawberry milk too?

peri can't fuse

>ywn do meth with amethyst

nothing. i doubt the other gems care about that

Pearlven is not for sexual.

Nah, he inherits the murdercock.

best poly

She was just being angsty

Because im bad and used no reference

Sounded like it was a rhetorical question.

Which gem would win the Pain Olympics?
and what did she do to have won

Jasper
Losing against a shit fusion like Stevonnie and Smoky Quartz

The diamonds were probably reluctant to tell everyone that they nuked their own soldiers and dignitaries, probably tens of thousands of them, just to suppress the rebellion.

>When Peridot tries to make a move

> I'd like to see Amethyst hanging around with humans.

Same here. I want more Gem interaction with townies in general.

Jesus christ Jasper is hideous.

Jasper would stick the handle of a screwdriver into her shapeshifted dick and she would've won nothing because she's a sore loser.

do you know what the Pain Olympics are?

warm ice cream wouldn't be just flavored milk?

don't forget not being able to protect her diamond and turning into a dog

wait I don't get it, why did peridot grow ears and a tail?

kawaii

twitter.com/waltzforluma/status/777728930224574464

What would people even get hostile about on aivi & surasshu music of all things? The fuck

it's actually a cat shapeshifted as peridot

>praise me!
>neko features
Ropponmatsu?

One of my pre-barn mates faves
>lapis is me

>inb4 amethyst shapeshifts as peridot to get the miserypussy

Since Connie is to Steven what Pearl was to Rose, does that mean that Connie will end up sacificing herself for Steven?

cant wait for this to go canon

>/sug/
>dying on page 7
Filler killed the fandom pretty hard

OH MY GOD
how autistic can people be?!

Will Pearl finally lose her status as the world's biggest cuck?

yes
she also will raise steven's children as her own

Are these people kidding me

You don't fuck with aivi & surasshu

>peridot
>cuck fetish
i'm ok with this

This pisses me off
I've been a fan of aivi & surasshu since before SU

I have their Black Box album and I swear I listen to this album everyday.

cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/150634626825/bravery-comes-in-every-size

This is pretty nice of CN

Wait. Really?

Y'know, I hadn't thought of it, but did we get many new faggots smoking the SU crack due to the Steven Nuke?

Like, I know the show exploded after The Return/Jailbreak, but did we get many new shitposters from shit like Bismuth?

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Cartoon Network has LOW STANDARDS

I enjoy that.
No bully.

HYP-NO-TIZE

HYP-NO-TIZE

HYP-NO-TIZE

>Five thousand years ago, I lost 30,000 gems in the blink of an eye... and the universe just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.

>cock shock

No contest there cause Pearl is no longer a cuck

it's not bullying to tell the truth

Pearl is perma-cuck.

I'm off to fuck Lapis now
BYE!

So, after careful analysis and computations, I have compiled an objective list of best-to-worst gem.

1) Amethyst.
2) Fucking everyone else.

If you cucks were smart enough, you'd realize that Ame is the only one you'd realistically have a chance of boning.

OH MY GOD

I recognize your art
I LOVE YOU

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You shut your mouth, Rose said she's perfect!
>Ame is the only one you'd realistically have a chance of boning
Wut, so she's only the best because you'd be able to fuck her? That's cringy user.

peridot is naive enough that i could at least get her to blow me

what's up with people touching jasper's boobies?

Bye, Steven

I have all the chance in the world with Jasper because I'd tell her its fusion

:3

>you will never be able to place jasper's gem under a hydraulic press and watch it become a fine powder

that's hot

>Jasper is barrel-chested

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good luck steven
fuck her hard for me, ok?

Don't forget mixing the powder with Tang for a nice cool drink.

Complaining about cringe in a /sug/ general?

Sketching some Jaspers.

Just food for thought.

dem DSL

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Lookin good

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didn't you know? everyone on this show has DSL.

Bye, Jasper.

>Jasper over-enthusiastically spoons Lapis

Not everyone user.

Spicy

NEVER GIVE UP THE OTP!

P E A R L

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IMAGINE RED AND ORANGE SAUSAGE SIZED FINGERS...

You could easily trick Peridot into having sex with you. The question is, why would you? If you're going to fuck midgets at least fuck the one that has curves and can shapeshift.

some would debate that.

>at least fuck the one that has curves
nigga are we watching the same show? peridot has hips! and some ass

so

We will be banned and forced to make our threads in the /trash/ board any day now.

I'm okay with that

Yet they're one of the most inconsistent things on this entire show.

>Not everyone
>posts worst offender

Hey guys, remember when that one faggot said he made a Peridot tulpa, then fucked it against it's will, and it started screaming constantly until he killed himself?

Good times.

Sketch one with spikes coming out of her eyes

This triggers the Lazuli.

true. Amethyst's are just bigger.

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Unf

the good days
now everything is shipping and leaks
those were good times indeed

Depends on the boarder

disgusting ship

If he was smart he would've fucked the jackie chan tulpa too

I want to see art of Lapis just kind of sitting in one of these hands, either flavor hand

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This faggot needs to dial 1-800 Hotgems.

she fucked him after that right?

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>Wake up
>See this in your room
What do?

NOOO Q_Q

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Pick up my house and fling it into the sun.

suicide line?

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Lapis is trying so hard there

Ask her where Lapis is.
Throw Doritos at her until she complies.

>There are people who still use a sunken ship as their OTP
Absolutely delusional

she enjoys the creme filled long johns.

yes that's a real donut.

rape

I heard you were having some issues, so yes.

>You should not want to “fuse with Jasper and stay” because that is a direct reference to Jasper saying that no one who fuses with her wants to say and she only said this because the mentally ill person that she raped ran away from her.

Rape it.

fug

Why is this now a copy pasta

Parody of a known phone sex line.

well, after watching jaspis anyone would want to kill themselfs

because it was posted on tumblr

>>>tumblr
You'll be safe there

Yet here we are.

hold her hand and tell her I'm going to carry her to bed where I savagely give her small pecks on her neck, cheek, palms, and tummy

>Marble Madness was the episode that premiered shortly after people found out that they moved Open Book, Shirt Club, and Story for Steven because of the first stevenbomb
like pottery

this has to be the most slow thread i've ever been into

fucking hell, why were people so reluctant to believe garnet could be a fusion?

who the fuck ships based on likelihood of being canon

>People can't work it out
I don't even ship it, but that's dumb user, you can always fix a relationship.

HOT

She's always being a tryhard when it comes to impressing people.

You sick fuck.

Remember when Lapis almost drowned two human children? Remember when she was a total bitch to Peridot? Remember when Lapis is actually worst gem but because she looks like a conventionally attractive human, everyone loves her.

Lapidot fags :^)

I'm not saying I want to sculpt my own fountain where water pours out of Lapis eyes and mouth like in Steven's nightmare

but

that's what I want

>remembers lapidot

Hmm...can't say

Still better than Smokey Quartz :^)

that relationship has no love
sugar herself said it

not them and I like jaspis, but nah, not when the relationship was founded on bad things in the first place. I don't think they ever genuinely liked each other in any positive way

remember when Smoky Quartz played sink the dink

Remember when she looked hot doing it?

new thread

she was pissed
you have to put yourself in her place user

Of course, but it can become love, just outta work it out.
I think Jasper liked Lapis after getting to know her.

I'd like to piss on Lapis

Violently and non-sexually

>I think Jasper liked Lapis after getting to know her.

yeah because she likes brutes

>You piss on Lapis
>All the while Lapis points and laughs hard at your tiny dick

Yes? She still likes Lapis.

this is a blue board,user

After her method of detaining the Rubies I have to wonder if she really knew what she was doing with Steven and Connie

But anyways, most characters in this show do terrible shit

>"user, I had an accident"
>you see all the warm pee spilling on the floor
>it's still running down her leg

>you try pissing on Lapis
>she moves it away using her water telekinesis

because Lapis is a brute

These delusion levels are dangerously high.

Except Jasper.

Log an "A" bug and contact a programmer immediately, someone broke the universe again.

>she drowns you with your own pee

>After her method of detaining the Rubies I have to wonder if she really knew what she was doing with Steven and Connie

She did. She didn't bubble them totally in water like she did the Rubies, just their heads