The Day Off

I was in the mood for a slice of life thread and I'd like y'all to join in if possible.

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"Oh no slept with an sexy Green amazon and woke up next to 9/10 white girl, how awful"
>Piot is stripped down to his undies
Sly red son of a bitch

Every day's a slice of life when you're a worthless NEET.

Jen has issues about waking up as her human self too.

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How old is X23?
Is she even a legal citizen with ID to show she is old enough to gamble?

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WHAT'S MY TEAM AGAIN?

WHAT'S MY TEAM AGAIN?

Alternate dimension when Danny/Misty go on a date, after they Netflix and Chill Kung-Fu movies, while he does her hair.

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They were also happily married with a kid I believe.

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Its weird to me when that redo comics like that to make characters younger and then put an old date on it. Ironically Storm wasn't even a character in 1972.

Yep, little Lucy Knight-Rand. I really hope she becomes canon, one day.

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It saddens me that the xmen can rarely have these kind of down time these days.

Rockslide is great.

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They were in a mission during this scene. Nat called on X for help.

Ah, Phil Noto a breather to the eyes.

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Why is Jean and Scott in full costume? Really takes away from the whole HATED BY EVERYONE angle.

Like seriously. Yeah, yeah. Jubilee is in her uniform, but her uniform is that OH SO 80s CHIC with a belt buckle that has an X on it.

UGH!

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What are those poses?

It's a comic book cover, hoss.

I think for X-Men '92

So you NEED to have the Lee design from the 90's on their.

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Jubes and X, ei

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You'd think they'd be able to afford a bigger couch.

Also how much you wanna bet they're watching the first Avengers movie?

umm Logan and Laura...this is uncomfortable

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I think she was 17 years on Liu run. Then currently she's 19 and a half going by Marvel time.

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Jaime Reyes will never get his shit together.

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>You work at a somewhat rundown downtown Gotham diner
>The owner's barely paying to keep the lights on.
>You've had to pool money out of your pocket with the others on staff just to afford a used stove to replace the busted one.
>The only folks who come in regularly do so after the local bars had kicked them out.
>And Batman.
>Every couple of months to a year he'll come in, order a slice of pie and a cup of coffee
>Sometimes he brings someone.
>One time it was Superman and you had trouble seeing straight after that.
>It's not for another two years of this you finally work up the courage to ask him why?
>He looks away at a booth at the far end of the restaurant, says nothing for a full minute, then finally answers, "Good memory."
>He pays, leaves, and you feel like keeping the old place running is actually worth it now.

The dog says 'BLARK".

>having Bats showing any kind of affection towards you
It's like asking to be kidnapped by the Joker.

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youtube.com/watch?v=nFxjnUPRwx4

Next year, for sure, you'll see the world

You'll really get around

But how far can you travel when

You're six feet, underground

>since I was a little girl

As opposed to ...?

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE IRON MAN ARMOR. EVEN THAT OLD LADY'S CAR.

...Wait.

Why isn't she using massage oils? How unrealistic.

This is disturbingly cute.

i dont get the pic

>imblying bruce wouldnt have the cowl on

>no jason peeking in through the window

kek

Would this page be allowed today?

Couldn't he chip in an extra couple hunned bucks to help with the upkeep? Fucking Jew.

Is Gotham academy any good?

He tried to steal silverware, I guess?

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So... I guess that answers the "Mallrats" question...

>Wolverine listens to metal

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

>Batman sitting on the couch nonchalantly eating twizzlers

If that were really Batman he'd be moping in the corner listening for any crimes happening so he'd have an excuse to leave.

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What you do with your time off is your own business.

she's 23

The first 12 issues are great, the rest is alright to mediocre.

He's looking at a cd/. And he doesn't look to thrilled either. Maybe he's thinking "Is this what people who think they're "Hardcore" listen to?"

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STARK YOU'RE A MAD MAN

Maybe someday...

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>black people hair

>Dat Mrs. Freeze

This issue qualifies.

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It's a shame the X-23 depicted here is basically dead.

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Best Scott reaction image.

And then everything was okay and nothing sad ever happened to anyone ever.

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Why do the X men always have the X somewhere on their outfits? Don't they fight so they don't have to do shit like that?

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Reminds about Twillight.

Why is Logan so tall? Artists really need to remember that he's a total manlet.

their marketing team really understands the importance of brand management.

Uhhh, he's BARELY as tall as two petite young girls...

"Metal" is even less specific a genre than "rock". Anything could be in the bin.

Goddamiy, Stank.

Speedos are fine. Also, poor Bobby.

It isn't even a new joke for the FF. It never gets old, however.

these are fucking great

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These are so great.

Just noticed little Ray 10/10

Bumped for neat comics

I love this

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Thats all I have saved. Its written by Max Wittert and there are a few more on his Tumblr
maxwittert.tumblr.com/

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Is this real and if so, there's a female bane?

Um um, are you lying?

Love it all. Thanks for sharing

I want this in the next movie

Dude just saw what happened when they ran out of fancy mustard. Why the hell would he tell Ororo they are out of Feta?

:( Laura :( :(

I had fun reading them, user. thanks

Marvel Adventures FF is best FF.

>She lets him touch her hair
Wow. They are DEEPLY in love.

I hate the new millennium. :( Rogue will never play baseball in panties ever again.

>Restaurant has its 50th anniversary
>The day is almost over, and a man enters in
>It's an old man, with a nice suit and an english accent
>Hands the waitress an envelope with $50,000 in it
>Says it's from an anonymous donor
>Says all they ask is that the restaurant never changes a bit
>She thanks the man and he leaves


>Waitress takes it and leaves Gotham

That would explain Martian Manhunter's look of horror as the Avengers mow down aliens without remorse.

What's this supposed to mean?
Did she fuck his mind up?

> No Cass, who was adopted by Bruce and living in Wayne Manor at the time.

...I mean, I KNOW it could just pass for a regular t-shirt, but REALLY, Frank? Wearing the skull under an open shirt in public? It's not like you're being hunted by every law enforcement organization in the country, if not the WORLD, at this point...

...I love scenes like this. I love this thread.

Is it weird that I actually heard John's cartoon voice in that last panel? Nobody else, just him. Huh.

Trying to make a hoe into a housewife. She deserve what she got.

Shes Phoenix now

Given how often X-men die and such, I bet they all use fake IDs

> Back when Queen Zzazala was still considered one of DC's big villains.

...is there noyone who would want a lapdance from a Mxy cosplayer? I mean, yeah, she's hot, but COME ON...not only is it kinda ick, but the risk it might be the real guy is just too high.

More like sore laser

>stutter as she transforms

I swear to god, they zig zag between sex and pain at speed. I like it

4some

Didn't Batman and Gordon have coffee together every Christmas in the animated series?

NO GIRLS ALLOWED
REEEE

Jubes slipping her hand into Logan's pants

Jubes has been wanting his "Snikt" since the 80s. I figger becoming undead just cranked the daddy issues to 11.

we need to go naked-er

>MM with all those oreos
perfect

>this 30 year old thing reminds me of that thing from 5 years ago
Fuck off.

who's the slut waving out the window?

woop woop-woop-woop-woop!

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>missing arm
>can cuddle/sleep in at least one or two positions that don't involve someone's arm going numb or careful pillow arrangements
Handy, pun intended

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"BRING FORTH THE PIES!"

Have I mentioned I love this thread yet? We need "Thor: Asgardian Sauce Boss" YESTERDAY, Marvel.

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I always pictured cap as more of a dog guy. or maybe a bird.

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I dunno. I always liked Kaine's Scarlet Spider suit.

...Ketch, you fucking manslut...

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That's so fucking cute

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I'm not certain exactly when this page was made, but it was within the last five years, so I'm gonna go ahead and say yes.

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Should I assume Peter David wrote this? He LOVES having superheroes get psychoanalyzed by Doc Samson.

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>Wally thinks, "Dude...maybe girls who grow building size should wear panties...and now I have another new fetish."

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>a different guy every night
>Jen isn't bi
>I can't fantasise about her

Marvel pls

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oh bruce timm, you cad

last one from simply because the rest is stuffed away in a "to be sorted" folder.
goodnight Cred Forums

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> Flesh becomes a costume
You mean like Lady Gaga?