Gwenpool!

Gwenpool!

>I said, I want to stick my copy of your ongoing comic book series in your kitchen sink trash compactor.

Shit thread

>these edits

Are gurihiru back yet?

upcoming issue

In her upcoming issue?

You sick fuck.

i chuckled

she's alright

Does Miles hook up with anyone his own race? Why's he got to steal all our white girls?

Miles doesn't hook up with anyone. Like, ever.

>how do you know who I am

Well you're on the ceiling and shot Web for starters

>our white girls
>implying you'd ever stand a chance at landing anyone who looks like gwen or any of the other girls miles dated

When are we going to see /ss/ couples on comics? God damn it, Marvel, it's 2016.

I have never considered this

Well, if you're willing to pick them up from the loony bin, they're pretty desperate.

Bump

>Storm making Miles a man.

Well now I have to draw this.

Please do.

not even centred in the bubble?
step up your lettering game senpai

>our white girls?
>our

What part of Bitches Love Spiderman do you not understand?

>Does Miles hook up with anyone his own race?

He tried in the first issue of his current series.

This is all just pandering and you know it

hate to break it to you but white girls love black guys the same way white guys love asian girls

it's not quite a fetish thing, but it's the excitement of it feeling exotic? i guess

>Miles still hasn't properly hooked up with anyone

His writer made him into a boring hack, he's constantly living in Peter's shadow, and regardless of how many girls kiss him, he's going to end up alone. It's not fair.

>it's not quite a fetish thing, but it's the excitement of it feeling exotic? i guess

True as fuck.

fucking saved

So I'm out of the loop here. Does all of Cred Forums hate this character/comic?

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I don't think he's stealing white girls but he does seem to have an aversion to black girls, which I think is a shame. Guess his writers have a interracial fetish or they just don't like black girls? Maybe the new Iron Girl, Riri, will change that.

r u d e

KEK

Queen of the Frogs

She is the avatar of Kek, digits confirm.

I thought miles was gay

He punched her in the face

Joke's on you, you already bought it!

Look at those ergonomics.

All women belong to white men. We didn't fucking split the atom, go to the moon, and invent peanut butter to let you fuckers have any women

>implying that porker ever hooked up with black women

>WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIEET

So Emma Stone will play her in the inevitable biopic?

I want to impregnate Gwenpool!

I see your greentext and raise you this.

>Spider-Man
>not Peter
TOP kej

>it's not quite a fetish thing, but it's the excitement of it feeling exotic? i guess
Sounds like you're describing the excitement of engaging in deviant behavior.

Like sex in public. The wrongness of it gives people a thrill.

I like both, but I don't have a whole lot of confidence in people besides Hastings writing her

I think there's neat stuff going on in the book that both waifufags only reading for Gurihiru and anti-waifufags are missing out on

>tfw you wanna fuck the protagonist of a horrible series

You wanna fuck Patsy Walker? What's wrong with you?

Have you actually read it, or are you just calling it horrible from the premise?

Someone edit this without pants.

No pants, remember?

Spoilers: that is a fetish

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I legit am a scientist though

Some say his face is still like that to this day.

The first time I saw it I thought it looked like a version 2 Liberator.

But she's not for sexual.

Cute!

The Aztecs invented peanut butter and they were tanish brown people.

They had bomb chocolate drinks too. Aside from the human sacrifice and cannibalism and oppression of the surrounding city states they were pretty cool.

I'm a little disappointed you didn't post Glory, even if he didn't actually sleep with her. She wanted his dick so badly.

Twas but a ruse

Their chocolate drinks were bitter shit.

what are all the references in this pic? who's the anime grill? who's the mustache man? is the sunflower anything?

Mustache man is from Full Metal Alchemist.

That one was bald. Isn't he that guy that works/worked for S.H.I.E.L.D.? Normally wears a bowler cap.

Fuck off.

>who's the mustache man?
Saxton Hale? But no hat and Australian chest hair. Hm.
>is the sunflower anything?
PvZ obviously.

It's probably Dum Dum Dugan.

>white girls love niggers
>look at any statistics
>it isn't true

Nice job swallowing up that kosher media, cuck.

I'm not sure that's what user meant. It's kinda like the difference between saying mexicans are violent and all of them are violent.

>white girls love black guys
But white women have the highest racial loyalty out of all the races and black girls the lowest

Post these statistics you've been getting user

I could see that, more moving parts it looks like though.

>white boy in denial

That must be why marriages involving white women fail more frequently.

I think anons referring to some of those dating site stats like OKcupid. They show general trends, but not necessarily your own individual situation. There's a lot interesting site stats out there.

Bendis likes being progressive by having a black character but doesn't want them to be racist by having a black girlfriend

when do December solicitations come out for Marvel/

>go to the moon
>Still believing this ridiculous lie

There is a Jaina Solo action figure, so she is and pre disney Star Wars EU nerd.

Hm, I thought it was Chell from Portal, but Jaina would be cooler.

Don't lie; you don't have any white girls.

Or girls, period, you sad lonely NEET.

Thank you for pointing that out; I'd forgotten about the existence of that figure. I believe you're right, and that Gwen has considerable taste.

Well that sure as hell looks more like a lightsaber than a portal gun in her hand.

I think he was making a joke.

>see black/white couple in public
>white chick is always a hamplanet, or fugly

Complete opposite in my experience.

>he doesn't like bitter chocolate

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

Prove it, faggot.

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Oh wow this is the worst racemixing propaganda I have ever seen this comic.
I'm genuinly dumbfounded. Really.

It's true I will never stand a chance of fucking a real comic book character

Difference being I don't get accidentally pregnant

Without context this seems like she is giving him a gang signal

If this is an edit, what's the original panel?

>gang sign

We got an underaged new fag bros

It's an edit, the original she goes into more detail about how she wants Miles to rip open her tight white asshole.

I have been here for 7 years now
I also never gave a shit about capes

Is Gwenpoole still a virgin?

FPBP

>Awful Records showing up here
WTF

It's the shocker. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

I liked this scene better 15 years ago when Mike Wieringo did it.

Marvel house of Ideas.

Being meta doesn't make it a good story.

That doesn't answer the question.

You never asked me that question. You asked some other user.

I'm not the one who asked the question.

>black boy believes in memes

Most likely, yes. If her comic is anything to go by, she probably didn't do too well in social interactions and would rather have stuck herself in her room.

Why is she able and willing to kill without remorse?

Yeah, on an intellectual level she considers her world as fake, but emotionally she should have the same empathy and reticence to violence she had in "real life"

Black guys dont want black girls

In fact, according to dating stata, no one wants black girls.

Black guys want white or latino girls
Jews want asian girls and vice-versa

>replying to a 10 hour old shitpost

Consider suicide.

Then who was phone?

>I have been here for 7 years now

That explains why you wouldn't recognize something sex related.

The people she kills don't have lives. They exist for a few fleeting moments just so that she can kill them. They don't have families, names, hopes and dreams, and would cease to exist the moment they stop showing up on panel, whether it's because she shot them or she just walked away. It's like a video game. No one cares about the nameless NPC that has no personality, but they might get sad at the death of a friendly supporting character who has been talking with the player until the third act.

General Treister?

You're reading but not understanding

Yes, that is the conclusion she has reached intellectually

That has no bearing on emotion. Killing something with a face and name, something your natural empathy connects with, is difficult regardless of intellectual considerations and scars you.

>No one like Ultimate Spider-Man.
>Marvel needed to make a universe where people enjoyed Ultimate Spider-Man.

They don't have names. Their faces are just drawings. Print out a stock photo, call it "Fred," and tear it up. You won't get emotional, so why should she for doing the same thing?

why would anyone ever care about how old a post is

You can't have a conversation with the photo of Fred.

She can't go back home, and has implied that she might not want to. She lives in that world now, and has developed relationships and emotional attachements with some of the people of that world. At some point, she should eventually start considering the people of that world to be real, right?

I think Emma's too old. They need an actual younger spunky hot nerd if it ever happens.

>biopic

Sorry it sucks its my first one, but here.

How does she poo without a butthole?

Fug I knew I forgot something

Because a sweet comeback is always based on timing. You can't come up with a zinger like "Yeah? Well the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!" The next day and claim to be clever about it. It's pathetic. Also, resurrecting a dying thread to reply to old bait is next level retarded .

>How do you know who I am?

Because you are sticking to the wall and just threw a web?

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>the flower
It's your best friend, Flowey.
YOU IDIOT!

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PINKED

>raping intensifies

He has written "this chick wants to fuck?!" all over his face.

>Does Miles hook up with anyone his own race?

>not making the pages that represent her in the real world live action photos

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People really tend to underestimate the availability of the batshit crazy ones.

You sure you want to see that Gwen cosplay?

I want to read a story where someone nuts in her and takes no responsibility at all.

This is followed by a bunch of Spideys villians taking her in, looking after her and most importantly finding the guy that did it and smacking seven shades of shit outta him.

>the same way white guys love asian girls
I really see a lot of white man/ asian woman pairs, where I live.

Wow, thanks for the incredibly unfunny post.

Seriously, anybody have the original panel?

Can she top the Brock?

who cant all you need is a loud sound and some fire and that nigga ice

Where did those giant POOLS come from?!

here you go famalam

Modok Client revealed! Who the fuck is this?

its her dad's 616 clone

That would honestly be a pretty great reveal.

Thank you, based user.

OH SHIT SON.

I have no idea.

[SUFFERING intensifies]

Hellcat?

Whoa, where did this come from?

Also Carly Monardo did a cute cute cute variant

Marvel is cancer

Which issue was that for?

I'm guessing #7 since they're fighting the aliens

Yeah good point.

I can't tell if this is a new character or someone intentionally left in civilian clothes to be harder to identify.

>kek

is that Batman Beyond's Tim Drake?

It's from the december solicits.

Posted the bait and every dumbass bit. BLACKED posting is the easiest bait ever.

>Wow, thanks for the incredibly unfunny post.

grill detected

child killer

Now now, she's only an ATTEMPTED child killer.

No, it's safe to like it, dearie.

so that's a no then?

>white guys love asian girls

Not in Marvel comics. Marvel has like, no WMAW couples.

White guys just get boring white girls or the SASSY, QUIRKY, Oreo Black Girl.

I hate it when there's a variant I want for a comic that I also like the normal cover of. Now I have to find a way to justify buying both or live with the regret of not having one.

Wasp was asain in the Ultimates. She banged Hank and Cap.

>I know you don't kill
Unless you're related to him

>see Gwenpool thread in catalog
>Get excited about potential leaks for the next issue
>80% of it is Cred Forums crying about something that doesn't actually happen in the comic

At least I got Oh well.

I appreciate your noble and diligent work. I hope this is of some assistance
Tried to fix that and then I thought you know...GO FOR IT.

That would be funny. Doubly so if my theory about her ending up in the Marvel Universe via suicide attempt is correct.

Now that's some Gwenbutt.

>What is Danny Rand and Colleen Wing
>What is Tony Stark and Rumiko whatshername
>What are ultimate Hank and Jan

So is this comic just western moe/slice of life?

Wolverine had tons of Japanese pussy back in his day.

I know you're all asking:
>"Why Spidey villians, user? Wouldn't Miles himself be better?"

Well, while the majority of Spidey's villains have less moral fibre than Captain America approved shredded wheat, some of them probably do have moral boundaries they won't cross.

Yes, that's it

Cecil is more moe than Gwen.

>straight guys
wait a minute

Alright. That's pretty cute

They're coming for you user

How long until Cecil gets fed up with Gwen's bullshit and gains ghost superpowers to kill her?

The Terrible Eye has magic and could probably fight him with it.

Unless she's as a sick of Gwen as the rest seem to be.

>that big ominous BEAR square

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gravity, user

Is it Jack Kirby?

not thicc enough

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