The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine You make me happy when skies are grey You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you Please don't take my sunshine away.
Nathaniel Perry
But that's not the SS Misery
Bentley Lee
Your next line is, "SEXY"
Asher Long
We're back, baby!
Ryder Robinson
Jasper did nothing wrong
Wyatt Cook
Do you think we'll ever actually get another baseball episode? Not wish/fantasy, but for real.
Ayden Roberts
When are those short clips like the "video chat with Peridot and Lapis" coming out?
Owen Baker
>implying Jasper is ded DELETE
Owen Gray
No known release date yet. I wonder if we are getting a hiatus, if they'll be released in between the hiatus and the next episodes?
Caleb Lewis
explain the purpose of the Onion character. you cant
Levi Long
I want to marry Lapis
Chase Foster
I'm sorry for your loss
Jeremiah Allen
Doodlin Jaspers
Connor Hill
SEXY
Hunter Turner
Rose's sentient onions eventually integrated with the human population and down the generations resulted in Onion
Cameron Hall
GOOD EDITION
I LOV U JASPER
Gabriel Lee
Y-you really drew one with spikes coming out of her eyes! Thank you!
Nicholas Robinson
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Eli Smith
>she stole Lapis hair
this is sick
I love it
Jace Ramirez
SO when are we gonna get the Connidemption arc?
Logan Hernandez
What if Jasper DOES come back and they actually give her a halo as a homage to when Vegeta got revived in dbz
Liam Brown
Now just watch the mods delete this thread instead of the one with a troll OP.
Benjamin Barnes
Connie doesn't deserve it.
Levi Morgan
Lapis can use Jasper's discarded hair as a mop or rug
Wyatt Taylor
>bald Lapis
Nolan Hall
nice
Aaron Jones
Lappy makes me happy
Michael Evans
BEST GEM
Aaron Allen
...
David Smith
Post horrific fan made merchandise that is literally going to kill you in your sleep
Connor Hill
My baby left me, left me sad and blue I didn't know what to do... without my baby baby baby baby And then I met his best friend and he took me to his house And I said... I said... (what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth I said my motherfuckin mouth I mean her motherfuckin mouth Put it in my mouth She said put it in her mouth My motherfuckin mouth
Brody Miller
You get to have sex with Jasper, how long do you last in her pussy before you explode violently?
Adam Garcia
What a weird picture of Lapis
Hudson Wilson
Why? She has lots of personal issues and is deeply unpleasant.
Eli Carter
Where? Is she behind that shit gem right there?
Brody Robinson
>Lapiss Crapzuli
Tyler Gray
Lappy makes me fappy
Joshua Miller
Rose is pretty cool, yeah.
Carter Young
>Jasper >wasting energy shapeshifting a pussy
hah
Kevin Nelson
How long do you last while she has her dick in your ass?
Samuel Campbell
...
Jace Perry
except trying to murder Amethyst
...aaaaaaand kidnapping dogs
aaaaaaand trying to fuck them
but other than that, nothing
Aaron Miller
Lappy makes me crappy
Noah Cruz
Three minutes of ecstasy, any more would be too much.
Gabriel Rogers
this isn't even fanmade
Colton Sanchez
So technically she does make you happy in that regard
Tyler Scott
...
Ethan Smith
...
Nolan Cruz
is the current trash thread you'll need it soon :^)
Dominic Perez
In my case. it does.
Liam Davis
She tried to murder all of them, and her mission would eventually have led to the destruction of the entire planet and all the life in it.
Asher Sanders
>Jasper running behind the car
fucking kek
Dylan Torres
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Lincoln Cook
>you wake up one day >open your eyes >see this on your chest
Hunter Ramirez
yeah, but that's like having to destroy a bunch of ant colonies to build your inground pool. Sucks for the ants but you gotta improve your yard. With organic life, Earth is just a shell of a planet, anyway.
Daniel Garcia
What if Pearl's penis got in her own way?
Jackson Turner
Your only option is to last as long as she wants you to, otherwise she'd kill you
Zachary Cox
Finalize my transformation in T-Pain.
Noah Martinez
thats not centi you gigantic faggot
James Walker
Yeah, you could say so.
Luis Campbell
This one is pretty good but it will definitely kill you in your sleep regardless
Kayden Nguyen
Maybe it grants wishes
but corrupts them like the genie in Wishmaster
Luis Murphy
since Lapis can control water, can she just like, make humans explode in an instant
Ian Watson
Centipeetle has eaten human food, Chaaaps.
Alexander Sanchez
I don't think she knows humans are 70% water.
Jonathan Thomas
That's retarded
Easton Mitchell
Jasper's mission was to protect Peridot and wipe out anything that was causing her trouble, Peridot's mission was to make sure the Cluster was doing what it's supposed to do, Yellow Diamond's mission was to blow up the planet and murder everything on it
Logan Ramirez
maybe she doesn't know they're made of water
Brandon Kelly
>yeah, but that's like having to destroy a bunch of ant colonies to build your inground pool It's more like killing a bunch of conscious, sentient, intelligent beings because you're pissed at something someone entirely unrelated did five thousand years ago. Maybe they seem like ants to her; I don't give a shit, because they're not. Just because you don't think you're wrong, doesn't mean you're not wrong.
Adrian Cox
She's made me explode many times.
Connor Thomas
I want to see Lapis human bend
Connor Morgan
I want Lapis to mix ovaltine in my body
Gavin Cruz
Unless you're trying to argue that she didn't know what her mission would lead to or didn't carry out the orders willingly, both of which are wrong, I don't see how that matters.
Sebastian Ward
The "control over water" power has always been an inconsistent bitch to write user, just go with it
She just wanted to kill the bitch who murdered her big pink mom
Ayden Wood
>her forehead is pushing out an egg >through a cloaca >in perfect detail
Jack Bailey
Ayy lmao
Daniel Ramirez
Lapis hasn't controlled anything that wasn't mostly water as far as I remember.
Dominic Watson
Just juice in AaSso far
Matthew Butler
She didn't really care about her mission or if the planet got blown up or not is what I'm saying, which is bad I guess, but her goal wasn't to wipe out everyone and everything that lived in earth, just to find and kill Rose
Nicholas Myers
Going from Wikipedia, are we having another hiatus?
Hudson Martinez
Everything looks to be in order. I'll let you off with a warning.
For now
Brody Murphy
IT WON'T
Blake Morgan
you guys are on hiatus. go back to /trash/
Jackson Gomez
What percentage of orange juice is water? If it's near the same amount as blood then we know she can blood bend and singlehandedly wipe out the human race if she wanted too
Michael Hill
>Maybe they seem like ants to her; I don't give a shit, because they're not.
You don't seem to understand the parallel.
Dominic Butler
>shitposting
Carson Wilson
>kill rose Capture rose and bring him to YD
Adam Gomez
We don't know if we're hiatus yet. Hide the thread if it bothers you.
Xavier Adams
>YOU KILLED MY MOM
Grayson Ramirez
>What percentage of orange juice is water?
It probably doesn't even matter. As long as it contains at least a tiny bit of water, she can control it.
Makes me wonder if her powers are even limited to water at all.
Adrian Bell
Google says OJ is 88% water
And blood is 92% water
Samuel Edwards
Some quick googling says that most juice is at least 90% water.
and blood is 92% water.
So yeah, she could hypothetically control blood too. If that's even how her powers work. She might be able to just control all liquid matter.
Noah Cooper
So she could manipulate blood just as easy as she could with juice? That's wicked scary.
Justin Reed
You can never run from me user.
Cooper Morgan
I do, I just don't find it meaningful. Ants don't feel pain, aren't sentient, and have a very short lifespan. Killing ants is different than killing humans. In addition, destroying the Earth has no practical purposes for Homeworld.
They might see us the way we see ants; again, so what? That doesn't mean they're right. The existence of different perspectives doesn't absolve people from moral responsibility.
Grayson Barnes
I just want her to be okay
save her, Steven
Hunter Richardson
Lapis is so insanely over powered on Earth, holy shit
Jackson Thomas
>Absolutism Holy kek, there's still people who believe in this?
Ethan Carter
But I love you Lapis, why would I ever want to run away?
Josiah Jackson
If gems had blood lapis lazulis would be the rulers on homeworld
Logan Robinson
>It's okay to do commit genocide if you think you're right! Holy kek, there's still people who believe in this?
Lucas Sullivan
Don't worry
believe in Steven
Kayden Rivera
But you really don't seem to get the parallel based on your comments. Your argument is "but we're not ants!!! we're humans!! it's different!" which is completely bypassing the point of the parallel. To them, we may be ants. So it is the same as destroying an ant colony. Notice how Peridot had no problem whatsoever with crushing Steven to death, because he was some organic thing that wasn't supposed to be in the Kindergarten and was going to get in her way.
>In addition, destroying the Earth has no practical purposes for Homeworld.
It's creating a weapon.
Lucas Ortiz
Momswap when. Wheeeen.
Carter Allen
OOOOHHHH WATCH OUT
YOU MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER
Eli Evans
The only thing Jasper will ever know is Eternal Suffering, and you know it
Angel Cox
I really hope we see another lapis lazuli at some point. I wonder if other lapises can control liquid. If our Lapis' hydrokinesis is her literal weapon, it makes me think that it's somewhat unique to her.
Era-2 Lapises with artificial wings when?
Wyatt Ortiz
>To them, we may be ants And I have already said twice, I don't care. It doesn't make it not wrong.
Bentley Williams
That's the only thing she knows now. But she'll experience happiness.
Eli Scott
Oh god, what have I done.
Gabriel Brooks
If they never do a momswap episode, Crewniverse are confirmed hacks
Robert Young
I made her less fat/flat but she is still too thin.
Tyler Moore
Maybe she shouldnt have raped a dog.
Ryder White
>And I have already said twice, I don't care.
Then why bother responding? If you're just going to act like their perspective has no bearing on their actions, don't bother.
Landon James
>If our Lapis' hydrokinesis is her literal weapon
It's confirmed that it was. Rubies don't share the same weapon, so it must be the same for all gems with a physical weapon. Elemental gems, on the other hand probably all share the same power.
Connor Ward
flip your fucking images
Zachary Jones
Is water manipulation her only power? She traveled between Earth and Homeworld with just her wings. She's got to have some form of super speed.
Benjamin Barnes
>things you never thought you'd read about a children's cartoon
Xavier Taylor
Would you be willing to sacrifice Jasper for an edgy momswap series
Henry Rivera
Not him, but I relate to many of her issues, though she's been through a lot more problems and has more issues than I do. I want to be able to hug her and tell her everything is going to be okay.
Brody Rogers
I am drowning, there is no sign of land You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand And I hope you die I hope we both die
Julian Hill
Is what the homeworld gems doing any worse than what humans do when they wipe out ecosystems and rainforests and shit? Destroying life and the homes of lower life forms is a stupid and selfish thing to do but even when we know it's bad we keep doing it.
Grayson Bailey
>Then why bother responding? I could ask the same to you. If morality is completely relative, why bother making a statement like "Jasper did nothing wrong"? It's meaningless.
>If you're just going to act like their perspective has no bearing on their actions I never said that. I said we shouldn't refrain from judging someone just because their perspective is different.
Owen Perry
>reusing a futurama joke
Come on, there were better openings with her
Cameron Edwards
She probably flew to a Homeworld operated planet that she knew of. Crossing whole galaxies in a matter of a few days/weeks in unheard of with anything less than light speed.
Justin Peterson
I don't see why all lapis lazulis wouldn't have water powers, some of them might not have water wings that they can sprout of their gem if their gem isn't located on their back though.
Ryan Reed
>deeply unpleasant nigga you saw how she can be around steven and peridot, you just gotta treat her right And that's a big appeal to me, I love cheering up sad girls
Joshua Perry
You don't scare me.
Sebastian Gutierrez
reminder that Lapis was in control of Malachite when she started demanding and eating Watermelon Steven sacrifices
Hunter Gonzalez
>Is what the homeworld gems doing any worse than what humans do when they wipe out ecosystems and rainforests and shit? Actually, yes. Because if they had succeeded in destroying the Earth they would have done all of that and more. >Destroying life and the homes of lower life forms is a stupid and selfish thing to do but even when we know it's bad we keep doing it. I take exception to that "we". And in any case, if you're acknowledging that what humans do is bad, you can't possibly deny that it's bad when Homeworld does it as well.
Anthony Lewis
Sorry. Uploading from mobile and it looks fine until it uploads. Got a cropping app that should fix the problem.
James Garcia
WHAT A PERFECT THREAD, /FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE
Alexander Baker
>Sacrifice Jasper. No, I'd prefer a April-fools episode of a standard non-canon momswap episode, but still not enough to risk best-gems redemption for.
Jace Fisher
Humans deserve to get blown up for treating our planet like shit and letting Trump run for president user, space is a dog eat dog world and homeworld is the bigger dog
Levi Brown
Thread sucks, needs more Pearl
Ryan Rivera
rawr
Xavier Roberts
I'M GONNA TIE PERIDOT DOWN AND POUND HER LIGHTS OUT
Justin Allen
>and letting Trump run for president
Cooper Richardson
>letting Trump run for president fuck off mudslime
Owen Perez
>except trying to murder Amethyst Well but Amethyst is defective, thus bringing shame to all quartzes, and according to HW state of mind should be purged
Just watch, a part of jasperdemption will be her recognising that Amethyst, despite being a pathetic undercooked runt, has worth and skills, and understanding that harvesting gems just for not performing perfectly up to their predetermined standards is monstrous
Elijah White
Homeworld pose is the same as the Unitology Church pose.
Homeworld wants to make us whole.
Jaxson Sullivan
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Cameron Howard
...
Noah Harris
Muh nigga
Isaac Taylor
>tfw she never got to upgrade to human sacrifice
Lincoln Jackson
...
Ryder Rogers
Not really; Peridot states that Earth has unique resources and possibilities due to its organic life. So it's really just being a massive bitch.
Owen Reyes
If Lapis and Peridot fuse, what do you think their fusion song will sound like?
Luis Rogers
And they'd just get eaten by bigger dogs from somewhere else.
It's so poetic...
Lincoln Wood
oh amethyst will play a role for sure. amethyst called her sis.
Oliver Davis
>letting Trump run for president I mean, we also let Hillary run.
Burgerland deserves everything that happens to it at this point, we're royally fucked and we don't really have anyone to blame for it but ourselves.
Isaiah Cox
Remember when Peridot and Lapis were relevant?
Yeah, that was cool.
Jeremiah Fisher
she only said that after she came to care about Steven
Jace James
The one guy who did give a shit was forced out by his own party.
Dark days are ahead.
Henry Cook
I blame you because I haven't been old enough to vote untill now and you have absolutely ruined my life
Isaiah Gomez
...
Christian Thompson
Yea, don't let the memes fool you, both Trump and Clinton are shit. Either have a liberal who will continue to lie about the dangers of Islam or a faggot who is going to shit all over your privacy to catch a few terrorists.
Owen Clark
k but no shouting pls
Daniel Lopez
Thank god they're out of the picture.
Matthew Young
>all these europoors thinking they can comment on our election dont you have migrants to bend over for?
Aiden Turner
Based on Meep Morps, something wacky and playful with a side of Lapis' pretty sounds
Gavin Watson
painfully screaming while hitting herself in the stomach with her weapon
Daniel Sullivan
GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEART.
AWAY BABY, I WON'T FALL APART
Nobody has shit on Cold Tea user
Connor Diaz
We also have to deal with the TPP and the TIPP, both of which will fuck over everyone.
Mason Campbell
>To them, we may be ants. So it is the same as destroying an ant colony. It shouldn't be that way though since the level of sentience of humans is equal, or in the case of Rubies, greater than gems, and they're able to recognise that and communicate with humans. It's not a case of "lol dumb insects", it's a case of "lol fucking organics and their planet with exceptional unique lifeforms and possibilities, HW fuck yeah".
It's committing casual genocide because fuck those foreigners and their weird ways and shorter life expectancy, they're like a different species, we have better tech so we have the right to annihilate them all permanently lolololo
Jeremiah Gonzalez
If homeworld/the diamonds recognized that humans were able to contribute to homeworld and gem life then they would have reason to leave earth alone rather than destroy it in order to make a weapon. Rose starting a war to protect humanity and life on earth would be like someone starting a war to protect some useless animal species that contributes nothing to the animals or plant life of the ecosystem it's living in, like mosquitoes (they're pretty useless right?)
Brayden Green
The Ballad of Richard Nixon
Xavier Jackson
...
Wyatt Wright
>Reading comprehension "We" includes me dipshit.
Aaron Murphy
>they're pretty useless right?
They're a food source for a large amount of species, so no.
Parker Cook
But the context of that was Peridot trying to get authorization to terminate the Cluster and save Earth in a logical way, after she had befriended the Crystal Gems and Steven, hence why she tacked on "without disrupting the local--" after talking about the resources. She didn't notice or care about the resources until she wanted to protect Steven.
John Sullivan
>cold tea
F
Adrian Gonzalez
yoo
Jaxon Long
the difference is that one wants my guns and the other doesn't >inb4 b-but no fly list! not an argument, he talked with the NRA and they convinced him it was a shit idea. also, Hilldebeast won't survive election day, let alone a single term.
Ethan Phillips
...
Jordan Perez
human's soft, fragile bodies, short lifespan, high resource requirement, and unpredictability make them useless to gems. not even worth using as labor.
Asher Peterson
aw
Blake Torres
Rebecca Sugar is a qt this has been your daily psa
Owen Peterson
Something weird and experimental. Like modern art. If their fusion isn't a snobbish artsy cunt, I'd be surprised.
Xavier Torres
Homeworld gems do that on a regular basis and on a global scale. I imagine at the height of their power they've taken down entire solar systems without even batting an eye.
And the only person willing to stand against it was a Rose Quartz. Every single other gem outside of those convinced have been all for it.
Easton Miller
She's a bad good girl
Jack Lewis
YES
Jackson Bennett
...
Blake Cruz
You fucked up, Pearl.
Because of that, you must now fight this creature to the death.
Michael Garcia
Nah. Sugar has said in some interview that part of why Peridot converted to support the Crystal Gems is that her faith in the infallibility of YD's judgement was destroyed. She honestly thought that there had been a mistake in reports or appraising the potential of the planet, and if she'd only deliver the objective facts, that Earth has potential and resources, to YD, her amazing diamond in her infinite wisdom would, objectively, decide to halt the cluster.
Instead, YD reacted with vindictive, illogical emotion, which made Peridot realise she's not wise and unerring and objective at all.
She didn't lie about Earth to protect Steven. She really believed she was giving an important, correct report to her diamond, the best diamond, Yellow Diamond. That's why it's in-character for her to suddenly turn HW traitor.
Anthony Carter
Are you sure you aren't a pearlfag?
Because you sure are salty.
Dominic Cooper
MRRHRMMMMRMR SHES SO CUTE
Thomas Garcia
>Looked up the song
What is garbage?
Christian Sanders
...
Charles Thompson
>yfw Jasper raped Greg for this
Robert Martinez
...
Chase Murphy
>implying any self respecting, Emperor fearing subject of the Imperium will want to be useful for a bunch of literal faggot xenos
Jonathan Rogers
Stop
Ayden Turner
>Peridot is the only other gem besides Steven who makes her smile
Are you even caught up?
Alexander Ward
No shit I'm a Pearlfag. I've loved her since day one.
Henry Brooks
Then why didn't rose also fight for all the other planets with life on them that were getting destroyed? She's a selfish slutty bitch who only ever lusted after cocks of earth species is why.
Jace Smith
Uhh, why?
Charles Scott
Fine, not like I haven't fought worse. Is that a gem?
What the actual shitting fuck
Brody Green
Are you even in touch with reality or do you just see everything through shipping tinted lenses?
Ryder Ross
...
Jackson Hughes
a cornerstone of american history, eurofag
Brayden Torres
>Pearl and lancer jousting
Joseph Jackson
>forgetting Leggy >forgetting our Ruby >he didn't even watch HTD
It's the Lapidot Way™
Adam Martin
fuck off with your falseflagging bullshit
Jack Anderson
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT ARRIVED BOIS I WAITED CLOSE TO 25 DAYS FOR THIS pearl wall user btw
I'm not saying that Earth's resources can't be used, or that Peridot was lying about the possibility of utilizing Earth's resources. I'm saying the REASON she even bothered with that argument is that she wanted to protect Steven and the Crystal Gems by stoppig Earth's destruction via Cluster.
>She really believed she was giving an important, correct report to her diamond, the best diamond, Yellow Diamond.
She literally lied to Yellow Diamond about what happened on Earth, so that she didn't know about Steven or the Gems destroying the ship. Why lie about that? She had no problem before with killing Steven, before she befriended him, yet when she presented her idea she made sure to work in that she had ideas about utilizing the earth's resources without disrupting the local (population/lifeforms).
Jaxon James
anyone got that picture of lapis lifting weights
Tyler King
Fuck off
Connor Myers
Ruby made Lapis smile in hit the diamond
Rubpiss confirmed
Gavin Myers
umm . . . I'm sorry?
Isaac Edwards
hey you
Brody Flores
I mean, nothing he said actually had anything to do with shipping. He's using the same reasoning as shippers to explain why they'll fuse, but they'll obviously fuse some day anyway, but I feel like you're wearing anti-shipper goggles too tight right now. They can be fused without it needing to be romantic.
Evan Ramirez
Can't wait to go back to trash
But it's a fact Aside from that screenshot user posted there's the bit she smiled and laughed watching her do the one-man band thing
Is Steven making her smile a shipping thing too?
Andrew Nelson
she's smiling because steven is there and she doesn't want to be a jerk to her guests did you even watch the episode?
Samuel Gutierrez
it pisses me off when people draw pearl's sash as a bow into the trash
Dominic White
oh hey, that pearl art is actually really nice looking good job m8, youre still a huge dork, but nice
Jose Hernandez
Grandma Pearl
Nathan Gray
Thanks :)
No! I paid and waited a long time for this
Camden Ward
You promised you wouldn't do this again!
Chase Murphy
We have no idea why she was smiling. It could have been she thought their stupidity was funny.
Where as Peridot watches TV with her, makes art, and from her twitter account post, stays near her off screen.
Gabriel Murphy
neat user will you stream you cumming on it?
Xavier Nguyen
crewniverse:yes lets forget the most fucked up moment in the show.
Sebastian Sanders
absolutely pathetic. pearlfags like you make me sick. jasper is clearly the better gem
Juan Walker
was it rape?
Robert Gray
You're beyond help, shippertrash.
Charles Price
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Christian Hill
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Ian Turner
Sugar didn't say that "part of why Peridot converted to support the Crystal Gems is that her faith in the infallibility of YD's judgement was destroyed."
She said
>It’s her obsession with rules and regulations, her belief that things can be one way and one way only, and her unquestioning obedience toward Yellow Diamond that eventually rockets her into becoming a rebel and anarchist when she realizes Yellow Diamond is capable of being wrong. How can you believe in what makes sense when what makes sense doesn’t make sense anymore? She’s excited by the infinite potential of everything, and fascinated by her own capacity to care, because those things had been a total blind spot for her.
She said that her realization that Yellow Diamond could be wrong is what caused her to rebel not to care about the Crystal Gems. She obviously cared about them enough to hide their actions from YD in the first place, which happened before she realized YD wasn't perfect.
Jaxson Ortiz
Possibly, but the body is long gone.
Oh, and if you ARE able to beat that one then this one's up next. I made sure to use some of the darkness in Rose Quartz's heart in its creation.
Too bad the look wouldn't transfer over, a pinkish-purple Defender with feminine features would be a terrible sight.
The lance itself is also animated. And it doesn't get along with its wielder.
Charles Moore
>She literally lied to Yellow Diamond about what happened on Earth, so that she didn't know about Steven or the Gems destroying the ship. Why lie about that? Because the CG are rebels and bringing up that she's friendly with them now before she's had the chance to present her findings might effect YD's priorities. After all, Jasper said that Rose Quartz takes priority, and if YD reacts the same way as she might, it'd mean that the cluster hatches and the Earth is destroyed before HW has a chance to detain the CG - or more likely, they might decide to destroy Earth and its possibilities just to make sure the CG are destroyed alongside it.
When she was fine with killing Steven she didn't really understand anything about Earth's lifeforms, so she didn't care about them. While she got to know Steven she also alongside that learned about Earth and got her ideas.
Aaron Butler
What ever happend to that flash game? the one that guy put a marker up his pooper to get a Hand ship mod?
Ethan Carter
...
Joshua Cruz
>_> nah dude
fuck off okay I'm a bit pathetic but damn me if i dont love it
:) thanks
Nolan Clark
Rose emotionally abused Greg by putting on a cosplay of worst and ugliest gem every time Greg wanted to have sex , pass it on
Ryder King
Tried to draw with as few lines as possible, and i accidentally drew big assed bloople.
Leo Williams
yall who say why do we want jasperedemption for a character who is just awful and terrible,you just answered your own question.
Brayden Hughes
Nothing wrong with that.
Joseph James
>again
That's really fucked up. She did it before and she did it again. People talk a lot about Pearl's moments of shitty behavior but Amethyst was being really horrible here.
I hate TimeHuntress, but I've always been fond of that piece.
David Sullivan
please don't mention that faggot or he'll come back. I just want to forget
Aiden Rivera
I do have to wonder why Pearl gets the most backslash when shit like that exists.
Luke Rogers
>When she was fine with killing Steven she didn't really understand anything about Earth's lifeforms, so she didn't care about them. While she got to know Steven she also alongside that learned about Earth and got her ideas.
She only brought up the ability of using Earth's resources when she cared about Steven and the Gems and didn't want them to die. Before that, Earth's resources didn't matter.
Julian Rogers
>mfw the navy will never be this cool again
Mason Martinez
>like that's a bad thing
Ryder Young
cause pearls actions are reminded in the show.they forgot that scene frpm ame entirely.
Carter Jones
Well based on what we know about fusion songs, I'd imagine it would be a mix of their theme instruments.
I know fuck all about music or how to talk about it, but how I imagine their themes and instruments mixing would probably end up with an upbeat, quick harp with Peridot's musical sound acting as backup.
Zachary Fisher
>its a gif beautiful thanks famalam I dont give a shit if it wasnt the best shield in the game. Once I got face shield I never swapped
Michael Myers
she big
Nathan Roberts
Learn to write better sentences
Look up the definition of redemption while you're at it
Asher Morris
Calm down Matt.
John Bennett
Pearl fucking up gets way more focus in the show plus Pearl is a much more popular character
Bentley Garcia
did you? cause seems you didnt get it.
Camden Walker
>Before that, Earth's resources didn't matter. Before that, she did not properly KNOW about Earth's resources or lifeforms.
Do you actually bother to read the messages you quote?
Owen Ross
Yes, and the superior ship at that.
Thomas Sanchez
Greg's reaction when she did it is so depressing too.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
What kind of earth resources was she even considering would be more important than a giant nuclear-grade weapon? Ukulele songs and gay television shows?
Charles Rogers
Lapis's leg freaks me out in that gif.
Jonathan James
Did you miss the part where hearing/seeing Steven made her get all cheerful? FFS, what is it with you people.
Austin Harris
It's the same damn thing desu, only ones a het ship with a little jew haired fattie and one's a gay ship with a ridiculous frog
Robert Evans
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Angel Carter
If this is what being wrong feels like then I don't want to be right
Gavin Gonzalez
You should already know how that feels.
Jordan Ramirez
gave me a good laugh
Kevin Perez
>yfw Steven tries to heal Jaspers Gem, but can't find it in the room. >Garnet is furious, can't figure out what is going on. >Crystal gems looking all over for her. >Pearl took the gem to Roses fountain, keeping Jasper uncorrupted so long as she doesn't leave the water. Has been visiting her regularly to talk together and bond because she has no one to talk about about the war, homeworld, life before, rose and Pink Diamond, traits she shares in common with Jasper.
Henry Anderson
Good god guys, he's not trying to push them as a ship, he's literally asking about their fusion. I vastly prefer Amedot and hate Lapidot and even I can tell you Lapis and Peridot are getting along really well now. user never claims they're a ship or any shit like that, he's just talking about why they'll be a fusion and asking about the music from the episode.
Noah Ramirez
>frog
Jason Howard
You disgust me deeply
John Taylor
I see someone's been getting all their news from Cred Forums.
Leo Rodriguez
Either that or she wasn't even created or sent to those planets to begin with. Nobody knows.
Although the way she acts about the earth it would seem earth in very unique in the steven universe universe. Even peridot seemed surprised
Josiah Nguyen
Most of the Rose and Jasper things are good
Ethan Ortiz
Shut up, shipper.
Camden Roberts
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Easton Morgan
>Lapidot fired the first shot, post the OTP
SHIIIIP WAAAAARS!
Dylan Rodriguez
She doesn't actually care about Earth's resources. She cares about Steven. That's why she brought up Earth's resources to YD: she wanted to save the Earth, so that Steven and the Gems didn't die when the cluster emerged. Peridot, thinking YD was a perfect logical matriarch, made the argument that they shouldn't destroy the Earth because Earth had resources, and hey, Peridot even had ideas for ways to utilize those resources without disrupting life on Earth (thus sparing Steven and the Gems).
I'm not saying she lied about Earth's resources. I'm saying the only reason she utilized the resource argument was that she cared about Steven and the Gems, which should honestly be pretty dang obvious to anyone who watched the episode. She spells it out throughout the entire episode when she is fighting for the communicator, she spells it out throughout the conversation, and she yells it out after she realizes Yellow Diamond isn't the perfect being she thought she was.
Angel Ross
I disgust myself, wanna know why? Because I'm a Pearlfag. Can't you tell?
Caleb James
How so flyboy? Don't tell me you're voting for a tyranical traitoress who is on death's doorstep.
Jack Gutierrez
Fighting autism with autism isn't the answer.
Parker Moore
Those are just quick smiles. Lapis and Peridot do have some sort of chemistry going on.
I can't wait until they fuse already so that way Lapidot shippers will shut the fuck up and people who don't like the idea get BTFO
William Carter
That's 100% better than anything else you could've posted, bby;^)
Jackson Sanchez
Trying to eliminate Cancer with AIDS is only going to kill us faster
Hudson Cruz
>ruining one of the best pearl moments of the show with the fucking MEMEDOT REEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Leo Diaz
>Rubpiss >Piss
That's what I think of your fusion idea.
Liam Rogers
nom no shame, mate
Ethan Howard
>Pearl acting cringey >one of the best pearl moments
Alexander Cook
I rather not fight, more like, ship n chill
Noah Evans
>zeroing in on that user means that Lapis was happy in general because the whole segment was meant to show how well she and Peridot were doing together in their new lifestyle. Like Steven said, they looked great. She enjoyed showing her friend the stuff she was doing with her roommate and she enjoyed watching her roommate as she did her wacky thing
Fuck sakes I hate when people post lapidot these days even though it's my favorite ship because everyone gets angry now
Logan Nelson
my headcanon is that it works like allomancy; they can control metal UNLESS it's embedded in something alive, in which case you get a 99% reduction in pushing/pulling power. so same deal with lapis and water contained in a living being.
Jackson Bailey
>That's what I think of your fusion idea >no fusions were mentioned
Evan Gray
I'm kinda jealous, no way my family will let me hear the end of it if I ever ordered one for myself.
Hudson Bell
Too be fair they certainly aren't anything like this dude seems to think they are.
They don't hate each other.
Daniel Jackson
That's all she does.
Carson Brown
i just want to ship rocks,user i don't want to fight
Chase Cruz
obviously not cringey enough for you to replace her with the fucking meme goblin
Eli Carter
I'm not reading your propaganda, shipper.
Jace Cooper
Trust me I will never hear the end of it I've told a lot of stories but maaaan a lot of people find the stories funny though
Christian Morris
A lapis peridot fusion is just going to make the lapidotfags worse and even more autistic user
Grayson Davis
Malachite was better than Jasper and Lapis combined
Levi Long
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Nolan Cook
Bill Clinton is widely considered to be one of the best U.S. presidents in recent years. He finished his eight-year run with an economic surplus, something we haven't seen since. His wife has been a senator, secretary of state, and the first lady. She's currently running for president on the democratic platform. The other candidate, Donald Trump, is a racist who's been supported by neo-nazis, the KKK, and actual, real life dictators.
The fact that I have to explain this shit to you is proof that Americans are dumb as fuck.
Camden Morgan
why do you hate this qt user?
Owen Reed
There is no need to fight, we can all ship on this board together.
Luke Flores
in design yeah, but she never got to be herself, she was dominated by lapis for 95% of the time while Jasper got a quick 5% We have yet to see Mally as herself
Jackson Morgan
Wew lad, I WISH those two could have more moments together. I miss Sugi.
Andrew Miller
Why is Peridot considered a meme? Is it because she's crazy popular?
Christian Watson
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Michael Stewart
>Most fucked up
>Lapis tried to kill Greg
>Pearl tried to kill Steven and almost let him die
>Pearl almost put the entire earth in danger for the sake of fusing >Onion watches videos of himself being born
>Jesus watermelon Steven sacrificed his life in order to save Steven
>Steven once turned into a repulsive cat monster.
>Amethyst got into a fight with Steven because she's a huge insecure cunt
>Steven broke Ronaldo up with his girlfriend because he was a fatass and wanted pizza and french fries
At this point the only gem flawless is Centipeedle
David Ramirez
trips of truth
Christian Ross
trips of truth and whats with Thanks Doc the ship and neon + glowing art
Adrian Hughes
>Is it because she's crazy popular? Yes and also because she's the generic comedic relief character.
Carter Bailey
Ship*
Camden Flores
true but jokes aside shes a mini support beam these days
David Edwards
the only real possibilities besides lightspeed lapis are that there's another galaxy warp on another planet in the Sol system and she flew to that, or she was -planning- on spending decades or centuries in transit and simply ran into jasper's ship on the way. it's still over 4 lightyears to the nearest star system.
Grayson Murphy
Because she is a comedy relief character who has a spastic and autistic personality and is pushed by CN and the writers of the show as your new favorite gem
Logan Wood
Stuff like this is tolerable so long as it's not being thrown at you from every angle. Imagine a /sug/ where people could contain themselves.
Imagine...
Luis Rodriguez
Can we really?
Liam Foster
by what i've seen it was part of the 'amedot bomb' on tumblr
Jaxon Gonzalez
Except you, you need to leave.
Dominic Cooper
What's up with the salad? Did she make it herself?
Parker Richardson
I honestly have no idea.
I know Amethyst has had glow sticks before with Crack the Whip. I guess people just associate Peri's fingers with glow sticks?
Dominic Richardson
Aw, dammit.
David Parker
Autistic people are quiet and unsociable, Peridot is nothing like that.
Isaiah Miller
>ran into jasper's ship on the way
No, I think she was just intercepted or reclaimed on one of their controlled planets, like I said earlier. Homeworld would've been alerted to her presence, she would been interrogated, and they would've sent a ship to pick her up in order to investigate earth.
Mason Morris
I hope Becky is have a perfectly pleasant day today!
Parker Cox
ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´ ă‚´
Nicholas Allen
Jasper is tired
Adrian Harris
Clinton's presidency had nothing to do with the economy, but was conveniently at the same time as the boom in the market caused by the popularity of the internet. In addition, Hillary has literally been found guilty of giving out national secrets and feigning ignorance about the scandal, as well as being directly involved in the deaths of our nation's soldiers and being accused of assassinating political dissidents. Meanwhile you spout memes you read on your liberal facebook wall. This is why Americans don't take your fucktarded Euroshit opinions seriously, while you're sitting on a refugee timebomb. Enjoy the collapse of your "progressive" utopian society.
Connor Phillips
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David Reed
My brother is a sperg and he's nothing like that, definitely closer to peridot than quiet and unsociable.
Jayden Myers
You know, I dont ship it but I do like the theme this ship has going for it, they pull off neon lights nicely
Jeremiah Cox
my point is that in order to get to a planet outside the sol system at sublight speeds without a warp would have taken at least a decade assuming there was a gem controlled planet in the very nearest star system.
Aiden Powell
Okay, well what did you want to do instead of posting endless fan art of random shit?
There isn't much to talk about except complain about the hiatus, and some shipping art is really good, even if some ships get way too much attention. Complaining about it isn't going to fix anything, and /sug/ isn't your hugbox and doesn't have to conform to your standards, so just make the best of it.
Or you could always go somewhere else.
Jose Wright
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Jackson Hernandez
me too
Samuel Moore
...
Austin Diaz
There was an old trend going around where people would draw Lappy with salad.
>look at this thread >it's 80% lapis and jasper hmm biased much...
Zachary Richardson
>stopped reading more than half way through the post I'm sorry you're wrong and have no way of refuting my statements. Maybe your meme candidate will miraculously survive until election day.
Brandon Nelson
I'm a multishipper, anyway. No point getting worked up over others' taste. My shit remains un-flinged if yours does.
Chase Reyes
Amy and Lapis are the most boring gems, why do people like them?
Parker Young
why anyone like lapis or peridot is beyond me
Mason Taylor
I'm american and voting for Trump.
Point aside, Lapis would sing "I will survive"
Here's her voice actress singing the song, skip to 2:00.
Lyrics: And so you're back From outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Do you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die?
If you disagree fight me faggot.
Nolan Ward
I want Jasper to take a nap and have sweet dreams
Sebastian White
I miss the green threads during the Peridot arc. I'd love to relive that catch and release thread.
Michael Murphy
Why on earth would I read the rest of a comment from a mentally-ill man?
Mason Long
post malacute
Landon Cox
How is her hair growing out of the hat?
Ryder Bailey
Keep the ad homs coming, it makes you no more correct.
John Rogers
She's a pretty questionable gem.
Hudson Lewis
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS LAPIS I ALREADY REASSURED YOU THINGS WOULD BE BETTER THIS TIME JUST FUSE WITH ME ALREADY
Nolan Perez
Lapis and Peridot are two of the most interesting gems.
Amethyst is just an insecure asshole, Pearl is just a thristy dyke, and Garnet is a quenched dyke.
Levi Davis
what happened in that thread?
Logan Bell
Shit I can't upload it
Easton Brooks
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Liam Diaz
no one cares about your shit written meme character anymore
Alexander Kelly
>How lapis feels about Jasper
Kayden Gomez
Lapis is shit, Amy is best gem.
Andrew Cruz
I'm not really sure if I ship everything, or nothing. I guess it depends on how you define a shipper, I didn't really ever care for shipping, but there's a lot of good shipping art that gets posted and I like collecting it. At the very least I'd probably say I ship Amedot, but that's mostly because it's the one ship I could personally see becoming canon. Not to say other ships aren't possible, even other Peri or Amy ones, it's just the most likely from my PoV.
I never understood why people got so worked up for it like their ship had to be the one and only one for the show unless it was something that was already canon like Connverse.
Jackson Cook
...
Jaxon Thomas
for you
Aaron Myers
>Lapis and Peridot are two of the most interesting gems.
Henry Edwards
Sexy- >HOW THE FUCK DID HE KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY?!
Nathan Turner
whoa I like that maybe I'll put it on my wall :O
Nathaniel Walker
>Being a gem cuckfag
Pearl was a mistake
Leo Watson
There needs to be more Malacute pictures. Or even Malachite in general, she doesn't get enough love.
Ryder Powell
Lapis is a boring bland emo waifubait character.
Lincoln Wilson
Alright anons of /sug/, let's settle it once and for all. Who's the worst gem we've seen so far?
All of Peridot's potential has already been used up She is washed out and uninteresting Lapis's dark side is(was) interesting but they keep waving it aside as Lapis just having gone through so much that nothing bad she does is really her fault So she's just mopey and emo and uninteresting too
Ian Powell
>tfw didn't SEXYpost in this thread
You're losing your edge.
Henry Sanders
cute abomination
Grayson Nelson
...
Christopher Diaz
>being disgusted by the truth, that is that Humanity is the supreme race of beings in the universe
Isaiah Nguyen
First time seeing Peridot small and the realization of a Peridot redemption turned the thread into a celebration one. It helped that nothing was leaked beforehand.
Gabriel Kelly
Pearl is the best gem in terms of writing, design, voice, potential, character depth and character development.
James Mitchell
WHO THE FUCK VOTED BLUE DIAMOND
Hudson Morgan
Was it a good thread from a Perifag's perspective or from everybody's perspective?
Thomas Johnson
>Blue Diamond: 1 Someone wants to get fucking shot.
Angel Gomez
Around Catch and Release I was fully caught up and it's probably one of the first few /sug/ threads I participated in. However I can hardly remember anything from this thread so I wish the archive wasn't total shit or someone has a screencap collection of our reactions.
Bentley Thomas
>joke vote got more replies than the real worst gem
>Accuses others of getting information from Cred Forums >Reiterates word-for-word propaganda spouted by CNN/MSNBC who are financially supported by Clinton
Is she serving the severed head of a sea monster's dick
Andrew Jackson
faggots are actually denying that Lapis is undoubtedly best gem
Angel Mitchell
>dog fucker thinks he has tje right to opinate
Henry Morales
Nah. Peridot is still pretty cool.
And lapis kinda has a excuse to be moppy. Shit the last time we saw her she seemed to be doing better though.
Bentley Diaz
Fuck off Yellow Slut, BD has a court that'd actually win a war.
No tip for her then.
Christian Phillips
nobody really had much of an opinion on Peridot back then, besides the majority wanted her redeemed and a minority wanting her to stay a villain. Don't remember anybody complaining about it.
Samuel Myers
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James Peterson
I want someone to Drawfag Jasper as Montoya saying, "You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
Luke Scott
Best gem deserves love and happiness
Ethan Edwards
But how can Lapiss Crapzuli even compete against
Alexander White
>tje right to opinate This is the quality you can expect from Pearl fags.
Christian Flores
>Emo
Somebody tell this user what year it is
Luke Gomez
>mom user everyone knows she was pink diamond's fuck toy
Nathaniel Long
>filename
Jaxson Morris
Who voted for Centipeetle? She doesn't deserve this
Luke Torres
Y-you guys like me right?
Grayson Campbell
kys, purple trashbag
Luke Stewart
THE PEARL GOES ______
Nicholas Smith
>Pearl, Lapis, Jasper, and Peridot are the "worst" I imagine some of that's shitposting, but I doubt all of it is.
Why do people insist on judging character's by their respective fags?
I can understand disliking a character, but these are the most posted characters on /sug/. They're all good characters, yet people seem to forget that because someone autistic likes the character.
Colton Ortiz
The last time we saw her she was being used as a support meme beam to memedot while they were acting cringey and doing nothing at the meme barn, which isn't any better than being mopey and emo
Caleb Cox
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW that actually believe this
Michael Cook
Worst gem
Jacob Gomez
Sorry there, you may not be my worst gem, but you aren't the one i love.
Jackson Green
Nobody fucking believes this. Even I don't.
Colton Williams
Don't know, but here's the script for the 9/11 episode of Seinfeld:
I take it that you don't understand the meaning of nuance
James Wood
INTO PERIDOT.
Angel Johnson
Into the background!
Aiden Foster
WORST GEM
Colton Sullivan
>BLUE >DIAMOND
Jordan Perry
Is there math to as why Pearl episode are so fucking good? People complain that she gets the most episodes, but she actually only had 2 episodes last season, it's actually that her episodes have more substance than the other characters'. Why is this?
Ayden Kelly
>OUR DIAMOND
Gavin Young
It's easier to write retarded meme garbage about Pearl or Peridot, autists eat that shit up
Justin Butler
This old Gem tech is simply archaic
Alexander Edwards
I did it..
I thought it was going to be funny but now I just feel horrible!
Brayden Stewart
this desu senpai
John Morgan
Honest answer, because she's popular so her episodes get more attention.
I personally enjoy them because I like the character but there are far better episodes than LOooBC.
Carson Smith
SHUTUP. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
James Wood
>this mad that his garbage waifu doesn't get that much attention
Matthew Lopez
nobody seemed to like the meme barn episodes, though
Juan Perry
SHAPESHIFTING
Hudson Rivera
When will she be back /sug/? Why has Sugar forsaken her? The individual townies have each had as much focus as she has since we got back from the barn.
Damn you Sucrose, you make life suffering
Joshua Powell
you're the only person I've ever heard say that before
Hunter Powell
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Ryder James
My garbage waifu is better than your autism waifu
Josiah Powell
Blame Puke, not Sugar.
Michael Rivera
Canonically worst gem can't be better than anyone.
Grayson James
This^
Xavier Sanders
>NO DIAMOND
Aaron Walker
They're just biding their time. There are too many things going on with her for them to just have her meme around in the gaybarn for the rest of the series.
Jeremiah Garcia
>BEST DIAMOND
Zachary Foster
I know, but it's a bit of a tease to bring her back and then do nothing with her.
Eli Bell
haha lol
Levi Hall
We won't be waiting forever, user.
Alexander Campbell
so what was that episode that Ian teased during SDCC? Some sort of family episode airing in the fall I believe?
Brody Cooper
>tfw Peridot only serves the purpose of cheering Lapis up >tfw Lapis builds up enough courage to live in the temple >tfw "Thank you, Peridot!"
>tfw pericuck.jpg
Robert Cox
Since when did this thread become tumblr, with all these ship wars?
Ian Hill
Looks like your future vision failed once again, Garnet.
Caleb Morgan
She's a writer's pet because she's set up for it from the start. Her character as a concept is the most complex even on the surface: she's been everything from a concubine/slave, soldier, and mother. She's also apparently gay, suffers PTSD as a war veteran who wasn't able to settle down with the woman she loved, and deals with neurotic tendencies and mood swings that depend on her conflicting feeling about her surrogate son and his father. On top of that she's voiced by a broadway actress; it's really hard to make an episode involving Pearl that isn't interesting or relatable.
Give it a shot: come up with a mundane concept for a Pearl episode and see if you can spin it into dealing with any of her dilemmas.
Robert Collins
you suck!
Juan Thomas
Oh really?
Jeremiah Diaz
Yes
Robert Young
Poor sport, faggot.
Luis Thomas
I have the map, and I steer the ship.
Cameron Rivera
We're never forming you again.
-R/S
Sebastian Wood
how embarrassing
Brayden Perez
Bet you won't do it again!
Caleb Clark
Try not to steer it into an iceberg next time.
Andrew Kelly
So how about that Marty? Great guy, or what?
Blake Campbell
>that picture Maximum degeneracy
Carson Mitchell
Page 10 can't come soon enough
Noah Foster
Dude wasn't even a good manager. Like it's fine if you need to have a sponsorship, but you'd generally want to tell the artist performing about the sponsorship before the show. And you'd probably not want a sponsorship from a product that is completely awful. Plus all you would need to promote the product is have it on a few banners and a "thanks to our sponsor" before the show.
Dude blew his only job, hard.
Owen Martin
bet you can't come before page 10 does
Isaac Thompson
So much for fatherly affection, I guess.
Josiah Fisher
>lapidot becomes canon
Ryder Mitchell
I just blasted it to your post, AMA.
Nolan Martin
I'm posting from work, but I KNOW I can come before page 10 does
Michael Gomez
how does it tastes like?
Grayson Garcia
I never noticed how her "fingers" on one hand form the screen
Adam King
How?
Landon Wood
Like that shitty bubblegum with a Zebra on it that loses it's taste after like 0.000023 nanoseconds of chewing.
Ryder Cox
Oh yeah, Fruit Stripe.
Ian Roberts
I miss her detached fingers and robot limbs more than anything, you guys
Such a cool design. And now she's a midget. With socks.
Nolan Gray
how what? how they form it or how I never noticed?
Jackson Barnes
Im pretty sure that quads confirm.
Isaac White
How did you never notice when it was prominently displayed multiple times?
Eli Green
I just never noticed it in motion, I guess
Michael Turner
reminder
>Ally to Steven Peri is without limb enhancers She will not get them back
>Ally to Steven Lapis is without mirror eyes She will not go back to that state
>Ally to Steven Jasper is without her perfection: partial corruption She will never be fully healed
Cooper Miller
How did you not notice the one finger that was interacting with the screen? Where did you think the other four fingers went?
Eli Jackson
We've already seen Lapis with mirror eyes again.
And Jasper would probably never be able to fuse if her corruption was never healed, which I doubt they'd restrict her forever. It might be a temporary problem, but I doubt she'll be corrupted forever.
Wasn't planning to deny this post anyway, but you can't ignore those Satan quads for sure
Daniel Price
I'm ignoring them.
Eli Lopez
>Ally to Steven watermelon is sold to Onion Like, whatever.
David Martin
I'd probably accept that. I can't say for certain she'll never get cracked again, but her gem being healed was the second time Lapis smiled, and it seemed like the moment she knew she could trust Steven, even if she was leaving.
Aaron Peterson
The loserly gemlet could hardly hobble in those
Sockies forever
Caleb Wilson
Gotta give worst gem credit where it's due, she's learning.
Ayden Brooks
She hasn't worn them once since then.
Lincoln Williams
>implying she doesn't practice off-screen
Evan Thompson
Let's say if this "mark or redemption" pottery does have merit
>Lapis DOES get cracked again That means >Peridot will build new limb enhancers >Jasper will be fully healed
Luis Scott
She's also building new limb enhancers off screen that she'll never once wear on screen :^)
Lincoln Garcia
>build
She went swimming for her old enhancers that Purpleshit threw away :^)
Lincoln Peterson
>lapis gets shattered >peridot permanently breaks her legs >Jasper spread her corruption to others
Kayden Torres
>Lapis gets Peridot's limb enhancers back for her
Jaxson Wood
I'd be okay with all of those too, so long as Lapis manages to survive, Peri's new limb enhancers are mostly junk metals and scrap put together and lifted by her metal powers, and Jasper suffers for a while first.
I love Jasper, but seeing characters suffer is what makes them lovable.
Henry Kelly
>crushes them right in front of her >Peridot makes a meepmorp out of them
Samuel Reyes
Well she'll clearly never find them, hopefully she'll be away searching for the rest of the series
Jacob Sullivan
>gem >breaking their legs The only reason this would be relevant is if you were talking about Leggy.
>Peridot's "hunt for enhancers" becomes the new Garnet "hunts for malachite"
Blake Myers
Still better than townie episodes.
Michael Richardson
does lapis seem dumb? >bad decisions constantly >doesn't socialize well >base level deepness of morphs >hasn't ever said anything smart
Isaiah Garcia
You got that backwards, sarge.
Ryan Fisher
No, I don't. Townie episodes these days are garbage.
Connor Brown
she is basically a caveman in gem standards
Christian Hernandez
this. i didnt watch the onion episode and dont ever plan to
Julian Murphy
She used to suck a lot of quartz dick back in the day, it's no surprise she's dumb.
Daniel James
That is so cool She's like a mammoth they had enough DNA to clone and make alive
Jacob Taylor
Lapis IS dumb.
Josiah Flores
You have to remember she hates everyone around her except for Steven. The only ones she interacted with who she didn't have a reason to hold a grudge against were Greg and the Rubies, and the Rubies might insist on taking her back home if they found out enough.
None of her decisions are particularly bad if you think about them while keeping that in mind, they're just impulsive decisions to keep herself as free and as far away from people she hates as she thinks she should be.
Jayden Powell
At lease Sadie's Song has a catchy pop song
>she swallowed every time >this is why she's so OP
Isaiah Brown
>page 10 NEW BREAD WHEN?
also
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN!!!
Jose Sullivan
Only bad thing she did was keep Jasper bound to her
Peridot and Steven needed to fuck off in barn mates
Brody Miller
I don't care how shitty the episode is, I'm still going to watch it and like it.
Take that for what it is.
Mason Torres
WHAT ABOUT LAPIS?
Isaiah Diaz
>Peridot and Steven needed to fuck off in barn mates Peridot was there first and the barn belonged to Greg anyway. If anyone needed to fuck off it was Lapis.
Matthew Lewis
THERES NO TIME!
Adam Phillips
Peridot didn't just get out of a years long traumatic fusion and 5000 years of isolation, which Steven knew
Levi Anderson
>months long fusion that could have been ended earlier if she didn't indulge in her martyr complex by just telling Steven where Malachite was fixed
Ryder Bell
This has nothing to do with Greg. He may be nice to Lapis but he doesn't have to be hospitable to her.
Sebastian Wilson
Doesn't matter Still hurt her
Cooper Scott
So? I'm not going to go crying for sympathy if I drive a nail into my hand on purpose.
John Perez
Greg wasn't exactly in the picture
Joseph Williams
If you've been through some shit yeah you might
Jack Hall
Forget about shipping and waifus for a second
On the real tip, does everyone agree the best season was season one?
James Perez
Yes
Bentley Russell
I hate all the heaviness in the show now
I miss those sweet summer s1 says
Evan Wood
If Lapis never acted like a stuck-up crybaby that thought she was entitled to freedom she wouldn't have ever alerted Homeworld to the presence of the CG's base by trying to "go home".
Brayden Sullivan
Don't you think it was possible she was forced or intimated into giving up such info?
James Martin
yeah, I remember this show had dope fights and shit
Like I remember when steven was falling in the lava but Garnet rushed at him so fast, he locked her legs into the wall
Camden Johnson
Peridot has become quite empathetic
Kayden Lewis
...
Andrew Smith
So, I know you guys are having fun arguing this, but I feel like everyone was justified in how they felt in Barn Mates.
Lapis just got through a traumatic experience, and though it was mostly her fault (she probably wouldn't be in the situation if Jasper hadn't grabbed her and forced her to listen to her, so only mostly, Lapis is the only one to blame for the fusion being such a fucking mess) and wasn't about to let some fuck who dragged her back to Earth and imprisoned her after she spent 5000 years stuck there edge her out of her new choice for a house.
Peridot grew a lot in the time she had on Earth and wasn't loyal to anyone who would care about Lapis anymore, at least in a possessive way, and would want to make amends for what happened earlier, especially since Lapis is friends with Steven.
And Steven is going to want his friends to get along, especially if they both want to live in the same place, and it can be frustrating if one of them doesn't want to get along.