/tng/ - The Nutshack General

Philjack is best ship Edition.

Last thread hit bump limit.
Oldshack:
LATEST EPISODES:
Battle of the Bay:
youtube.com/watch?v=BNkW92Lu338
S01+S02 episodes in 1080p:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwGoMLcuWsooj5-Pok69Gcpe0Go3mOyHK
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwGoMLcuWsorQln_hAoCL8g9kw5c2AGpt

NEWS:
>The series was renewed for a third season, scheduled to premiere in summer 2017.
chewelahindependent.com/nut-shack-spicing-market-friday/
>NUMP Trump is interested in producing an extended version of the theme song.
twitter.com/NUMP_Trump/status/775884801823772673

MISCELLANEOUS/LORE:
Wiki:
thenutshack.wikia.com/wiki/The_Nutshack_Wiki
Nutshackbooru:
nutshack.booru.org/
Archived Threads:
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/nutshack/
The Nutshack's Official Drinking Gameā„¢:
pastebin.com/rRkS7jSN
/tng/ Writebin:
pastebin.com/E28M8frx
The Nutshack Theme but every Nutshack is replaced with the entire reading of The Bee Movie script:
youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4

Don't make a new thread until Page 10.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=JrS--jRe38k
chewelahindependent.com/nut-shack-spicing-market-friday/
youtu.be/6H1qJ6ACDSI
youtube.com/watch?v=QXTNQxB08yc
youtube.com/watch?v=HRJ-6EO2Urg
youtube.com/watch?v=BurTttajZNg
youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRM8sERphtA
pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgmO8VNyU
youtube.com/watch?v=VRg3oF8b8zs
the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=43506
youtube.com/watch?v=K75qoAhO9OU
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1981755#search=Phil
youtube.com/watch?v=cY0oWd7xQLw
youtube.com/watch?v=NYPtelHNq6o
youtube.com/watch?v=mimZ6nfWXHY
youtube.com/watch?v=36_4YkbobOw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

ITS

THE

NUTSHACK

>SEASON 3

GET HYPE

stop this please

>untertale
>on Cred Forums
leave.

IT'S

>when memes go too far

>tfw you will never cum inside Tito
Why live, bros?

bump xd

Is this doujin?

How could you cum in Tito Dick, Dickman baby?

He should be the one cumming in you.

HORATIO RAT SO BIG GUY

>The series was renewed for a third season, scheduled to premiere in summer 2017.

that's a joke right? you're not serious right?

its a joke

and its the nutshack

if they embraced the meme hard enough I could see them trying to reboot the series honestly.

>16 episodes
>2007-2011

>yfw The extended version syas nutshack even more creating even longer videos

And yet they still get more episode than the Venture Bros in that amount of time

Jamar best boy

> calls sonething gay
> uses undertale pic, which is tumblr bullshit
Top kek

>not Jerome
shit taste

Quality takes time, who would've thought.

>ShitTale
Fucking An Hero you twat

IT'S SONS OF BUTCHER

>phil just has a pic of Chita presenting her ass
h-how the hell does a shit head like Phil even get that lucky, also why is this show such trash

Didn't you hear?, chita is phil's homegirl.

I GOT DUBS WATCHU WATCHING SON

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you are aware that doing this ironically will inevitably lead to autistic faggots taking this seriously, right?

sage

Too late. I'm in too deep. I unironically like Fatherland.

>autistic faggots taking something this objectively terrible seriously
I would like to see them try.

Whoa, hey, what are you trying to do buddy?! It's like you're challenging them.

Just sit back and have a snack. I got grapes, what you watchin, son?

i want to cum inside horat

I want the rapper to splatter his teeth foam all over me

TITO DICK DICKMAN BABE-EH

HE HATES PHIL AND LOVES THE LADIES

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>it's the nutshack

what, exactly, was meant by this statement?

Who is shacking those nuts

why is this a meme

IT'S

It's the nutshack.

THE

DUH

NUTSHACK

youtube.com/watch?v=JrS--jRe38k

>chewelahindependent.com/nut-shack-spicing-market-friday/
why get my hopes up?

That's what happened with MLP

Get that Undershit pic off of our board, now!

youtu.be/6H1qJ6ACDSI

Why does this one get reposted so much?

not even funny

i didn't know hell was as cruel as it as was until now.

The Nutshack brings me genuine joy in these trying times. Just the theme song is full of fascinating mysteries. Like "Chita meet da freakah da weekah". I was NOT expecting that. It's just all so dense. I love it.

Is there an episode chart so anons follow the lore correctly?

Yeah, but you need to drink a gallon of bleach first and realise how far away you are removed from society's standards to justify breathing and existing.

Why is the fucking Bee Movie remix getting shilled so goddamn hard?

That's more of a forced meme than The Nutshack itself.

>People still this upset at undertale
>After a year

I thought this was a mimiga.

Would be hilarious if it was and all these faggots are triggered over nothing.

I can see it happening actually.

youtube.com/watch?v=QXTNQxB08yc

Fucking meme magic got me to unironically watch this show, I actually laughed at one of the jokes and now i want to die

You know what to do now, right? Grab that knife and take your throat on a trip to the Nutshack.

Your waifu will be waiting for you there.

Can any of you guys help me with my Tito Dick "Dickman" tulpa?

He doesn't have the signature jewellery or shades and just hovers 4 inches off the ground, screaming.

That's your own fault, you need to watch more Nutshack and meditate harder.

youtube.com/watch?v=HRJ-6EO2Urg

youtube.com/watch?v=BurTttajZNg

You have to be a special kind of retard to genuinely like this show.

Is the Nutshack the new My Life Me?

Which joke?

yes

It wishes.

Does Nutshack have qts? My Life Me had qts.

Sandra>Bitch

Wait, this shit still going on?

You need to make a Jackie Chan tulpa to straighten him out.

Why is 3rd world humour allowed in cartoons?

Man that was a while ago, people tried to force it into the next MLP and it failed so miserably, but mods were still so assmad from the pone that they started firebombing threads and posts on sight. Fucking my life me. No way that cartoon isn't Canadian right?

...

Finally a decent thread on Cred Forums.

Now let's talk about how they hinting Jack X Cherry Pie (still a virgin)

>the show actually has a wiki
The fuck

Meet da freak of da week-a

Not him, but I liked when Phil kept getting tricked into meeting his father twice on that game show, just because of how ridiculously absurd and stupid it was.

>Nutshack General
>FUCKING GENERAL
>There was that shitposting pepe thread that lasted for 5 days on Cred Forums
>Loud House generals aren't allowed
It hurts to live.

hahaha get fucked

It's your fault for starting shit before a show even premiers. Like disarming a nuke imo.

Please make a Loud House general, I want to get into the show but I can't get find a good place to torrent all the episodes

Just ask here

>Last thread hit bump limit
I love you

We seriously need official lyrics already

It's the Nutshack x12
Dips on the Soul
Jack's from the bee-yatch
Polish rat so whore it's bee-yatch
Tito, tic-tic bay-bay!
His favourite spiel and loves the ladyies
Jack is cool and lazy, he's still learning
And Rich Cherry Pie is still a virgin
Chita, Sweet-ah, friend of the week-ah
Fits hole glove and Jack wanna keep-ah
But it's not happening neither
Shake it like a seizure
Shall we spark this and take a breather
Reafer hit my lungs
I've got grapes, watcha watching son?
It's the Nutshack x4

When memes go too far
I bet someone on Cred Forums made this
>youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4

I'm a flip and what in gods name is this?

This doesn't seem entirely accurate

Imo not even one of the funniest ones
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRM8sERphtA
youtube.com/watch?v=BurTttajZNg

THE

NUTSHACK

Putang ina mo! It's our people's work jigga

strongest race

pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe

It is though.

>acting surprised that people on Cred Forums have autism

Unfortunately not

Getting angry over an image of a video game you don't like is already being triggered over nothing.

Just post cancer somewhere else and the problem is solved

>having tip-toe around autists

no thanks

I'm migrating, hayop ka at pakyu ang gumawa nito.

travel safely bro

Lyrical geniuses.
youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgmO8VNyU

Maybe tell your fanbase to stop lusting after toddlers

Because Loud House is utter shit and people with half a brain cell would know to stay the fuck away from that cancer

Get fucked The Complex Adventures of Eddie-Puss General.

Rare picture of The Nutshack cast in their youth.

>112 replies

This show has LORE?

Yep, it also has status quo shattering moments.
youtube.com/watch?v=VRg3oF8b8zs

TITO
DICKMAN

>Not being a toddlershagger

People like you are the reason why God does not talk to us anymore *giggles*

>*giggles*

>Jet Set Radio kinda shit
It's almost like the writers had taste, but then they killed jack instead of phil or horat.

Damn son he looks like Space Pinoy

So is this the dreaded "ironic shitposting" That I've heard so much about? Or is it preferable to call it "meme magic gone wrong"?

Both.

Is the first season worth skipping?

>any episode
>worth skipping
This show is a masterpiece from the very beginning to the very end. Have some respect, son.

>Nutshack reboot
>it's done in CalArts style by nuPPG animators
>it ends up better than that

Reminder of who is to blame for this.

>Implying

The Philippines was a mistake

And you still wonder why you can't have a general.

the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=43506

what

youtube.com/watch?v=K75qoAhO9OU
Is this for real?

So uh, how did this become a meme?

It was an obscure show that was ignored because it was so awful, until leafypieTV or whatever the fuck meme'd the theme song to death using the power of vidya and then regurgitated by black twitter.

i came into this thread never having seen the nutshack
did this shit actually air on live tv?

I saw parts of an episode, Tito's comments on plastic surgery as just another technology were far more insightful than I expected. That's more a commentary on how shitty the rest of the show is, though.

Really, the worst thing about it is that it's all the bad things about the 2000's rolled into one show; it's like Marc Ecko made one of those super-edgy Newgrounds animations even middle school you cringed at.

We gonna do it
We making this happen!

>subscribing to moro propaganda

id rather western style degeneracy than muslim degeneracy

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Yeah, but only on Myx Tv, which is this pretty much unknown channel for Asian-Americans
Its mostly music stuff tho

>that last thread link

>ITS THE /NUT/ SHACK
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1981755#search=Phil

autistic fagverse spamming their shit

>Hack Pizza trying to take credit
Why is Mr.Enter our guy!?

Best edit
youtube.com/watch?v=cY0oWd7xQLw

Sure they can

look what happened to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

youtube.com/watch?v=NYPtelHNq6o

i'll fucking gut you

More like Twenty One Pilots.

The nutshack can make even shit shows tolerable

youtube.com/watch?v=mimZ6nfWXHY

My sides.

>we will never have a tito dickman spin-off of his younger days in the p.i.

it hurts

bump
/thenutshack/ never dies.

IT'S

MY

NUTSHACK

IT IS

Even Chriddof is getting in on it
youtube.com/watch?v=36_4YkbobOw

Ya, he's alive 5 minutes ago

One of the funniest memes weve had in a while

maybe because the show is shit and almost everyone who likes it on here wants to fuck the baby

My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos... ruined dreams... this wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Nutshack. The man we called "Dick." To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time... when the world was powered by the black fuel... and the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now... swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war, and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed... men like Dickman... Tito "Dick" Dickman. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything... and became a shell of a man... a burnt-out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again.

it is in fact the peanut house

Oh man this is delicious

did he actually died?

b-bump

This show was pretty deep at times.

People with half a brain cell would know to stay away from this board in general but look at us now.

Episode?

>Jack can't die, this is just the second season
Lol

The siivagunner channel forced it REALLY hard

Someone posted it in a "shit cartoons" thread
which lead to people seeing how it's genuinely the worst cartoon ever made
then people started posting it in good cartoon threads as a joke, then people start posting it in vs threads, it snowballs from there, autistic video reviewers make videos about it, now it's a full fledged meme

Educated

>4 fingers
Absolutely disgusting