Green Lanterns #7 Storytime

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And now you do constructs?

I could swear I was two pages ahead.

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Huh, DC's on a real awkward dinner guests kick this week considering Trinity...

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Isn't darkseid a baby right now.

Easiest way to have people interact without fighting.

He is.
That's why there's voice mail now.

>boop
Has the writer been spending time on /mlp/

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Great... Now you have me imagining if Civil War II were replaced with Kamala inviting Carol and Tony over dinner

My girlfriend did it to me all the time, it's not a Brony thing

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How was would Bendis have them get drunk and punch each other out?

NEXT

Interior pencils and inks by Ed Benes

>how was would
Dear God, I can't into English today.

Damn Jessica is me :(

My god, why is this book so great?! I still can't believe it.

Maamoul are some of the driest fucking cookies ever. No harm lost is Simon messes them up.

Boop was a meme years before the current form of MLP

BENES
YEEES

W-what if the ring wasn't kidding?

Imagine a couple years from now, during the Hypercrisis tie-in issue, the voicemail arrived arbitrary.

Anyhow, I still can't comprehend how this series is so comfy.

>Huh, DC's on a real awkward dinner guests kick this week considering Trinity...

Isn't it great?

Jess is best lantern

Yeah it would make Civil War II 100x better. Cred Forums answer me, how can Simon staring at his mother eating a cookie be more tense than anything that's happened in that crap event?

is there a textless version of this cover? it's really cute.

>no wait, I'm Sira
pfft

Because you already hate CWII and love GL. If Cap went All-Star Superman in CWII, you'd still hate it.

Not released officially by Diamond nor DC; ask the latter.

(Same for last and next issue's covers)

did you somehow miss the entirety of lolcats?

her ring seems slightly sassier than your average ring, but maybe that's just me

boo

I think it might be but i also think it was not kidding.
My favourite thing about this run so far was auctualy when jessica talked about how she was up all night learning stuff from her ring.

I hate it because it's bad user. Not because it's from Marvel

how is Jessica qualifies for a Green Lantern if she was chosen by Ring of Volthoom exactly because she had zero willpower and was extremely easy to overcome?

Because the GL ring picks you if you have the ability to overcome great fear. That doesn't mean that you will never surrender to fear at all though.

Just look at Parallax

Don't they realize that Muslim women do not wear their hijab inside their home?

Even when guests are over?

Another great issue for the Lanterns! Rebirth contnues its strong ride!

they're american and it's a free country. if she wants to wear her scarf indoors she's allowed to.

If the guest is woman or family (like brother, father, uncle, nephew, grandfather) they don't.

>Whispers inside of parenthesis

Well the Guardian is neither a woman nor family.

Do guardians even have genders.

Yes. A female was one of the two to quit and make the blue lanterns.

Yes. There've been female guardians.

Green Lanterns 007 (2016) (Webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns - Rebirth 001 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns 001 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns 002 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns 003 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns 004 (2016) (webrip) (two covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns 005 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Green Lanterns 006 (2016) (Webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Jessica is cute, CUTE! but again any woman drawn by Lupacchino is cute, CUTE!

That was great OP thanks!

Oh man, I forget about the guardian.

He does considered as a strange man.

I have one on my other comluter.

I'll post it in a few hours lad.

Retard.

>book is still fucking great
>Jess is best waifu
>Simon is based
>fun family shenanigans
>written by dog fucker
Mark my words, any day now the paw will demand the price for Rebirth being so great.

>Humphries
>on /mlp/

Thanks a lot, I'll have nightmares tonight.

Why the fuck is this so enjoyable?

Jessica is a great character.

Simon is literally me but less angry

Jess and Simon are flawed characters with compelling and sympathetic origins, the book isn't preachy at all, Jessica hasn't had a magical 'got over her anxiety' moment and still struggles with talking to people and neither of the characters feel forced.

darkseid? is a joke? the super baby?

this was a good issue thanks OP

>Simon is trying to turn me guy
H-HARAM

Great book.

stop being so dramatic over cookies simon

Why is Simon shirtless?

MADCAP'S GOT A GUARDIAN

>Simon has a cute nickname for Jessica
JUST KISS YOU FUCKS

God damn I love this book, the back and forward, buddy-cop-style relationship is so entertaining.

Those faces hot damn

Why not

Hahaha what

No, they are not for sexual

>they are not for sexual
Shirtless Simon says otherwise.

They are for sexual, but not with each other

>not with each other
I'm sorry but I refused to accept that. They're great as friends but they're gonna be amazing as lovers.

No, they are great as friends. Making them lovers would be lame and it's a shitty trope.

I really like this fucking book. Imma actually buy the issues

Once again Baz gifts us with good reaction images

>more sjw shit
no thanks. next time do a storytime about something that isn´t full of liberal propaganda but I guess comics like that don´t get made anymore

Damn, I love this GL run, but EVERY FUCKING ISSUE. I'm Jessuca, GL and I have anxiety. We remember this, we are not retarded.

I tried memeing

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>My name is John...

>lewd Simon

10/10 will buy

damn kids

She overcame great fear when Volthoom tried to take her over all the way

Maybe it's a mantra to deal with her anxiety

>No, they are great as friends with benefits.

>batman was alright
>super family was comfy as fuck
>this issue was comfy as fuck
Today was a good day

It's the comfy week at DC this week

bumping

Banner material

Remember when the rings were practically almost living and self-aware entities?

Good times

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nice

I want to hug Jessica

I want to rape Jessica's vagina until she is too traumatized to leave the rape dungeon and become completely subservient to me

Bump

I want jessica and Simon to hold hands.

She overcame fear in that one story I can't remember the name of. Then a GL ring came to her and no one understood why.

I really like that, while Jessica is latina, she doesn't have some awful spanish catchphrase or anything.

In fact, she doesn't even speak spanish.

When will they fug and make little Leb-latino lantern babbys?

I hope they do

>witch Jess

C U T E
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Did those assholes show up yet in nu52?

Isn't one of them gay?

Much appreciated, user

Jessica asked Barry out, so it's not her

heh. dogfucker delivers

This is pretty accurate. It's the deal I always make with my parents when we attend family events. Makes me wonder if Humphries has a super antisocial relative or is himself, that he'd be familiar with this kind of situation.

it's better with the brackets

>my name is Kaine

And Simon can't be gay cause that's Haram.

NEXT ISSUE: darkseid shows up pissed that Jessica keeps calling him and leaving silent voice mails

Trinity was comfy as fuck as well

I thought Humphries was into dogs not horses

With starfire yea
In RHatO

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Jesus Christ did joker set of his gas in there? They look horrifying!

Jesus, I think this is the first time we've seen Simon without the mask on since New 52 started.

me too desu

This desu

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>tfw trick

dammit dc

Well new readers dont know that.

What the fuck is sjw about this.

But darkseid is a baby now.
I really hope they dont drop that plot lex luthor ruller of apokalips the other exciting plot thread from darkseid war was pretty much discarded instantly.

I suppose because both main characters are minorities, or something.
Even though Simon's only qualification is his parent's heritage, since he's a natural citizen and isn't religious at all.
And Jessica is confirmed to be a 2nd amendment supporter, mostly because I don't want to consider the possibility that she could be a Fudd.

Mostly he's making assumptions without learning about the characters at all.

Or he's just fishing for (You)s. God knows Green Lanterns are fisher's heaven. Moment you say SJW, you get people with NO THEY AREN'T, READ THE BOOK, MARLEL MARLEL SQUIRREL PIG

Good

I've been booping people for years
Never watched a single minute of mlp and I don't know anything about it

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