Justice League #5 Storytime

WHO ARE YOU, DIANA?
Probably. I couldn't remember details if you gave me loads of money.

Who are you talking to, Arthur?

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Gotta go fast!

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>forever crisis
Well, now I know what'll happen in year and a half.

Probably yeah.

>Not Hyper Crisis

I guess we didn't meme hard enough.

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Should've wasted less time making shitty memes about children's cartoons then, you fucking mongoloids.

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Story has improved but the dialogue has gotten worse.

However i thought those giant things were auctualy trying to stop the earths destruction i am so confused.

Thanks, Bruce. That was very enlightening.

Where do you think you are, user?

>Forever Crisis

How many crisis now?

Still hard to complain about one bad book when theres so much other quality coming out of dc right now.
Even the new raven was good outside of a couple of cringy lines (nowhere near as much cringe as her emo series though)

Three, if you don't count Identity Crisis.

Forever would be fourth.
What Identity Crisis? I don't remember that happening.

Definitely got better as it went along...but I'm pretty fucking lost as to what was actually happening.

Were the giant Manhattan looking guys with or against the Reaper things? Are they good or bad guys? Did they achieve their song goal thing? Who the fuck was talking to Arthur through the crystals?
>Forever Crisis
I suppose we can assume this all has something to do with the over-arching Rebirth story.

>I don't remember that happening.
Does that mean I can forget Cry For Justice?

Just do what I do. Remember it's New 52 and most of shitty stories are irrelevant.

these things look like dr. manhattan

>it's New 52
Actually it's Rebirth, user. Hopefully we can now forget some of the abominations of Nu52 like the new version of Joker's Daughter.

Call it whatever you want, it's still Prime Earth.
>tfw Red Hood whacks Joker's Daughter
>tee hee hee, I got better!

>>tfw Red Hood whacks Joker's Daughter
I'm hoping for something more like Dr Manhattan going full Rorschach on Pandora.

This arc was fucking dogshit
The narration was everywhere
Do the words "unit of action, unit of time, unit of place" have no meaning anymore

God all of this Barry and Jessica tension is killing me, just fug already.

>all this super family shilling

Jesus enough, we get it

This is easily the worst book or Rebirth, I'm genuinely confused as to what happened, and that's not because of a meta plot, its because Hitch can't write for shit. Why did they even put him on the book? Let's hope Orlando's JLA is better

This is the weakest Rebirth title by a mile. I would prefer Johns's return in Justice League.

>This is the weakest Rebirth title by a mile
No Harley Quinn is much worse.

>This is the weakest Rebirth title by a mile.
agreed, although I'd say it's not terrible either really, a solid 6/10, maybe even a 7/10 if we're generous

What harley is fine.
The style of humor is certaintly not for everybody but some pacing issues asside its not that bad.

That one aromatic joke from last issue was horrible though

Its not going to happen there just showing her intrest to stop people shipping her with baz.

>Batman: Normally, this is where one of us pulls something amazing and unexpected out of our collective asses

...Well that ended abruptly.

Nothing will top pic related.

Justice League 05 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Justice League Rebirth 01 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Justice League 01 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Justice League 03 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Justice League 04 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Really? 7/10 is way, way too high, this is a 5/10 hot mess

Birds of Prey is worse, although they have the excuse of being new.

That still generous, user.

4/10 from me.

Hitch knows only to write him cringy quips.

i miss johns ;----;

As far as the writing is concerned for this book, it's like he never left.

At least Hitch writes the entire Justice League team instead of just the Trinity at least. Meh.

>As far as the writing is concerned for this book, it's like he never left.
dont lie to me; Johns JL was mediocre on average with some good and bad issues here and there
this is just terrible all around, and the art is shit

Hitch is one of the all time greats.. But he really isn't a very good writer. I have no fucking clue what happened in this arc.

And did Superman tell the League he's from the universe before this one yet?

>i miss johns ;----;

How can someone seriously say this?

1. This arc was as shitty "nothing really happens" as most of Johns run
2. Johns run was shit

The only arc worth reading from Johns' Justice League was Throne of Atlantis.

Everything else was boring, forgettable or shit.

Hitch isn't very good. Johns was abysmal. I miss Morrison, Waid, Kelly.

They apparently were against them, but were willing to sacrifice Earth and/or humanity to stop them.

This is shit. I'm only reading it because I hope it'll explain the whole deal with manhattan at the end.

What the hell was even happening? I can't tell if they stopped the good guys or the bad guys

>At least Hitch writes the entire Justice League team instead of just the Trinity at least.
That is one thing i am certaintly liking.

>the world didn't break
BAHNAHNAHNAH!!!!!!!!

Barry doesn't know that shit, Hitch, you fuck.

>Forever Crisis
Place your bets guys
Who will be the villain
What will be the theme
What will happen
Who will die

>i miss johns ;----;

Johnsfags are absolute retards

bump

christ

Pretty sure there was a solicit last month that said they're gonna go out on a date.

Crises used to be a yearly crossover between the JLA and JSA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_(DC_Comics)

Now kiss and have dozens of children (I think Jessica is perfect for a lot of child birthing).

that leg perspective is extensively fucked

bump

LET IT DIE, DAMNIT!

I still have no idea what the fuck is going on. JL is shit.

I just want Barry to fuck Jessica.

>Genkidama

I like this, JL fighting high stakes nigh incomprehensible stuff like Morrison's run instead of villain of the weeks.

>like Morrison's run
What are you smoking bro, this is arc was some shit. The only thing right in what you said is this was incomprehensible, but not in a good way.

>Implying it's not Superwoman

bump

>bump
But ... why?

possibly the worst book DC has out right now. even worse than Wacky Raceland

Jesus, look at the way he's standing on that car. Everything about that composition is the worst thing ever. The way his left foot is interacting with that car bumper are hurting my brain.

I've never thought about this before, but Superman can fly around the world in a few minutes, how fast could Aquaman swim around the world?

This

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Bump

Pandora's dead buddy

there isnt a single quip on the page

yes he does

Swimming Force, yo!

I honestly dont think it will be called Forever Crisis, but I think it will be about the heroes fighting against the very idea of constant crisis/world threatening events/reboots/character deaths and resurrections

eh it was fine, I wont really be able to judge it until we get more context/information

RIP

bump

I am not digging Hitch as a writer so far. His visual ideas have been great but the execution of the stories has just not been very good.

I thought issue 2 was way better than the first.

Forever people gone bad.