Nightwing 005 Storytime

that's uh...giving off a VERY totalitarian vibe there, Bats, that thing you evidently can do now

>fun
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Did they ever really stop to think about the logistics behind this?

This shit is more unbelievable than the giant monsters.

These drugs shown up other places?

>I was a kid

wait I thouht Dick became Robin when he was an adult in the nu-52

Oh shit! A tiny net!

Boy Tim would've been pretty useful here.

Took me a while to realize that was weirdly colored water and not blood.

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could be rebirth timeline weirdness or just a mis-write

Hell yeah, more Kobra!

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And that's it. Find out what happens in part 3.

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I know it's a crossover but I still expected more Nightwing in it.

How have you enjoyed the crossover so far?

Since when DC has rights to Squirrel Girl?

so as soon as this character got introduced they're gonna kill her off?

>Batman not ever being totalitarian
As long as he's the one in control, he's all for it.

He was a teenager which is a kid, technically.

God, I seriously hate what they are doing with Batman.

>muh danger despite the fact he keeps recruiting teenagers left and right

my first assumption was it was some kind of sedative ooze to make them all shut up and fall asleep

Sometimes I forget how skintight the Nightwing suit is compared to everyone else's outfit. Like it just sits against the skin.

>Your dog die, or something?
Oh man. Can you imagine how tragic it would have been if Ace the Bathound died? Thank god it was just Tim.

Loved it!

Seeley is writing a great Nightwing! Funny, entertaining, great stuff!!

Orlando wrote the issue

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Orlando the city or Orlando Bloom?

>Nu52
Rebirthing mothafucka!

I think she said that she marries duke in the future.
So she lives another year or two unless her speaking from the future after getting blacked was just psycho pirate shenanigans

Lol at Dick getting pushed to the side in his own book.

is the red stuff the 4th monster? the fungus/algae one?

one of the monsters is supposed to look like batwoman sorta, so that makes sense

That's just what happens in crossovers

>psycho pirate shenanigans
gonna go with that

>Thank god it was just Tim
Ouch. That was harsh, user.

>Seeley is writing a great Nightwing
I honestly almost forgot that I was reading Nightwing because of how little focus he got in this issue.

> Dick hardly in the book and Tim is compared to a dead dog

Fuck these crossovers

NO Damian ?

Right? A dead dog deserves better than to be compared to New52 Tim.

>I honestly almost forgot that I was reading Nightwing because of how little focus he got in this issue.
The Duke show.

True but they still let Duke in so they clearly have low standards.

>Dick hardly in the book and Tim is compared to a dead dog
Ok, this seriously hilarious.

>a hot girl choosing to be bald and ugly
JUST

teenagers are children

Is this the first mention of Penelope in the main continuity?

I think so but its probably not the last

Use codenames over the airwaves, Batman

He can't. He's too sad about Tim.

Uhh where is Damian during all of this? Has he let for the Titans yet, cause he was just in Nightwing last week.

If he is not here just assume he's with the TT

>Since I put on this mask

I like how she does the standard superhero "the mask changes who I am and my perspective" thing, but it feels kind of silly when it just covers her mouth.

Wait when did Clayface reform?

>But I *am* one

Didn't she drop out shortly after basic? She's talking like she served two tours of duty.

>"The Robins" don't need a Batman

You need to fuck off with that right now.

Detective Comics #934

He's talking about the Robinz.

Heh

Can you imagine the amount of baby powder he needs to get into it?

Aren't giant monsters attacking a city more of a justice League thing?

I know he is, but it's still echoing the sentiment Duke had in All Star

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Batman is a cunt.

That word comes straight from Satan's asshole .Batman is an Asshole .

When did this trend of Batman being kind of a dyspeptic jerk originate?

How does he get out to pee? There is no zipper.

For fuck's sake how long do we keep having to hear people name drop Zero Year

how is that being a jerk?

That's been Duke's schtick for a while now. It's pretty lame that Snyder has Batman adopting it but we all know what Snyder thinks of the Batfamily

For as long as the TPB is still on store shelves.

What's the point of Duke?

Kill him already.

He seems to be there solely to tell how little he needs Batman, which is fair enough. I guess, considering that all he does is to stand around.

This.

u r mah bro

paquette should do a horror comic, i´m loving how he´s drawing these covers

Duke, please stop. You're coming off as an entitled disrespectful little shit...which I guess you may or may not have been since I Am Robin.

why is batman acting like he doesn't know about strange's venom, he literally got told about it in the previous batman issue

>Dick will never divecatch into a grapple swing save your life

>Dyke rides the Dick-cycle

>Lesbian Soldier
That's always going to be her thing.

You do remember all those who in the past insulted and cursed the presence of Damian in the Batverse

This is a good time to call League batsi

S-hut up!!! Shut up you!!!

>Its not his call
...yes it is

Damian's salvation was thought that he was also disliked by the characters and his bad behavior called out -- you didn't have the reader out of sync with the characters.

Hes a whiney bitch

That's the problem with Duke and Harper. The characters in-universe are falling all over themselves to agree with them or praise them when it just doesn't make sense

I don't get why they keep calling themselves by their civilian names on the com. I thought Batman was very against that.

>5-U-93-R
Super
neat

Wells, how else they can avoid using a code name for Duke?

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Well at this point Tim was the dog to Bruce....

But how can you diss fan favorite Harper Row user? FAN FAVORITE!!

Based Claire is gonna save us all

>OC donut steal stealing the show again

oh great

Probably should have picked up Dick along the way.

> implying OC donut will survive another round with Hugo

Is this just a character development Batman never completes? Learning to work well with others? It was a major part of Arkham Knight too.

he does, then they kill another one of his teammates and he goes through it again

doesn't help that each time everyone blames him for everything

Every character was an 'OC donut steal" at some point you dummkopf

doesn't justify them with doing this Harper Row level shit in this crossover

Harper Who?

Overall, Monster Men is coming out pretty well.

As for character prominence and all that jazz, it's worth remembering that:
1) even though the main series writers are co-plotting each issue, Orlando is doing all the scripting himself
2) this event was mostly to give the creative teams (including the writers) a break
3) for all intents and purposes, they could literally have just paused Batman/Nightwing/Tec for a month and created a miniseries for Monster Men, and the outcome would have been essentially the same as what we have now

Gotham Girl isn't anywhere close to as shitty as Harper.

It's not a great event for Kate

Why?

Is Jean even gonna be mentioned?

Batman's been such a self-aggrandizing martyr ever since King took him on. Glad to see someone calling out his shit.

Rebirth is fixing shit.

What about the logistics? I'm guessing that over a certain amount of time members of the Batfamily disguised as city workers (or actual workers that were just bribed) stuck small, innocuous projectors to the inside of the lamps without the city's knowledge.

>Dr. Young

Fuck.

In every single lamp across Gotham City? We're not talking a small number here. For comparison, New York City has 250,000 street lights. And all of them have been networked and modified to broadcast Batman's holographic message to the people, all without leading back to Bruce?

That's dumb.

Duke just found a way to turn the ligh emitted by normal street lamps into holograms

> dat crotch

Dick needs a less tight outfit

We don't know that it was ALL of the street lamps. It could just be residential areas. That's still a lot, but not totally impossible or anything.

>he does, then they kill another one of his teammates and he goes through it again
>doesn't help that each time everyone blames him for everything
He deserves some of the blame for what happened to Jason, but he shouldn't at all be blamed for what happened to Damian and Tim.

Batman can be quite the jerk most of the times, but the rest of the batfamily aren't Saints either.

So did Nightwing just tell us how this crossover is going to end? Batman's got some kind of anti-Godzilla contingency plan inside Wayne Tower but he can't activate it until the city is evacuated.

What do they think bioarchaeology actually is? Like, the archaeology part of it isn't for show.

Rebirth time fuckery probably, since Wally came back maybe those 10 missing years are reasserting themselves mentally.

Not liking dat ass. What is wrong with u

Considering the point of the next arc (maybe two arcs considering the name of the one after it) is to nab Psycho-Pirate from Bane to cure Gotham Girl, I'm going to guess she does indeed survive.

Teens are kids. Adults refer to their teenagers as kids.

Dick became Robin as a teen.

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Ass aint everything.

>Gotham Girl Out
If I didn't know she was going to live I would say that is also a death flag following Tim saying something similar.

>It's got offspring
Jesus

>with
Who is Dr Young?

Except it isn't? Duke can make his own choices.

King probably won't kill her until the end

Fuck off Duke, disrespectful black piece of shit.

The Titans haven't even formed yet.

The bitch from Arkham Asylum who indirectly killed Joker.

Gotta say, I'm really liking this event so far.

Bald is sexy famalam

some days I remember how much I enjoyed We Are Robin. Then I remember how nobody from that comic will ever matter again

Why are police shooting the monster? Shouldn't they call the military?

>He deserves some of the blame for what happened to Jason
But he wasn't the one to spam the phone number.

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Did any writer actually read We Are Robin? Because they aren't Duke's team, they're just kids that acknowledge they are way out of their league. Duke was even a good character in it!

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