Will she be Cred Forums's new flavor of the month?

Your reaction when her fire-crotch is so thick and curly that porn doesn't even need to be censored?

I can't wait till the movie comes out. I do predict there will be a general thread about it for a while. It seems like it's gonna be an adorably sweet movie

She's not THICK.

>yet another CGIshit movie
No.

I'm going to fuck her

Her pubes will be.

and/or some sort of anthropomorphic animal

It seems they were aware of the Dreamworks face, so they had her smile symmetrically, then just tilted her.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Didn't they change this movie or something? I remember seeing a different main girl

She needs a catchy meme nickname like "ginger pussy"

"hey can we get some r34 ginger pussy"

">not fapping to ginger pussy"

"here's your (You) gingerboypussy"

See, the replies practically write themselves!

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Firecrotch
Firecrotch is clearly about the red hair.

I gotta admit, I like her a lot. She's got a fun personality and I can't wait for cutes and lewds

Wasn't that a Lindsey lohan thing?

the character's name is tulip, so she can be firelips.

>girl with thick, curly mass of red hair
>along with thick, curly mass of red pubes

I NEED it

>Rule34 Johnny

She's a redhead, which raises her chances significantly

You mean 63.

I'm so frustrated by both the lack of Merida lewds and the fact that most of the lewds we do have don't give her a thick enchanted forest down there.

Why on Earth would you want a girl who already has pubes?

Look closer. That's not a smile, it's a nervous "please don't rape me" look.

Fertile and ready to be impregnated.

>She has no belly button and invites you to feel around and try to find one.

Agreed, desu, but I'd think you'd want to get to her a little bit before that so you can get the mind broken earlier.

Seems like it's mediocre
rottentomatoes.com/m/storks/
General consensus is it's fast-paced and has a lot of jokes and ideas but the story and characters don't really gel and it ends up being passable but forgettable
I'll definitely watch it when the giant 1080p hits torrent sites for Katie Crown waifu tho

She sucks

Does she swallow?

with that hair? probably not. shes cute though but I flavor of the month.. doubtful

>rottentomatoes
Fuck off mate.

Can't recall many (if any) times it's steered me wrong, sorry DCuck
If it were Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs-tier it'd have those kind of reviews

Can't stand how she how she sounds speaking and her head shape looks like Karl Pilkington.

She's fuckin cute, love that hair and voice.

>you will never see her buttcheek freckles

Don't remind me.

I'll probably cum myself to death.

I don't want no man jaw, but normally one would expect their woman to at least HAVE a chin. This is like a circular smiley face with a bump at the bottom.

that's not the baby

For some reason, I picture her to have just EXPLOSIVE orgasms. Screaming at the top of her lungs. eyes rolled back as she just goes to town on herself.

This is unfortunately what I expected. From the trailers I saw, it seemed decently funny but so jumbled with sub plots that it seemed to lack any key focus at all. Thing is, I was hoping that they wet hiding something really big from us like how they hid the live action scenes from the Lego Movie that would tie all the sub plots together geniusly but nope; the critics are implying the plot is just as jumbled as what the trailers were implying themselves.

>she sees you fapping

I have to agree, she seemed like a shue in for popular wilderness babe.

Not gonna lie, I'm gonna see this movie just for her. The movie as a whole already looks underrated, though.

I just want the stork...

>being attracted to the Andy Sambird
i can actually understand liking the real one, he's multi-talented and likable. Popstar was legitimately hilarious, liked it more than his other movies. plus he got Joanna Newsom (who is also very talented and has an incredible ass) to marry him so he must have something special. I do not understand wanting to fuck a stork but I can't possibly be shocked at Cred Forums for that reason at this point

Kelsey Grammer's better IMO

saaaaame

>RottenMemetoes
kill yourself, sheep

I seen the movie and she is a bit annoying (I hated that mail room scene). Movie was great though. The music seemed a bit out of place like Vance Joy and some other songs I heard a billion times on the radio.