Knock knock

Knock knock.

WHO'S THERE?!?

A skeleton.

Come in and have a seat, Anonymous. It's been a long time coming.

SHE'S SEVEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME

Where's Grandpa?

No, she's 7 years old.

A skeleton who?

BUT IT FINALLY CAME

I identify as a newborn, you fucking cislord.

But, seriously, have a seat.

It doesn't work that way and you know it.

STOP OPPRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEE

iiit's a skeleton

Just, have a seat.

You first.

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*Grabs seat and walks away with it*

We have plenty more seats.

Yes, so this one's mine, toodles!

And I'm taking the loli too!

I'll have a seat.

Your seat.

I love this thread so much.

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holy molly! it must be my birthday.