TFW you promote the inferior drink

Crystal Pepsi should have had more of a stay, I enjoyed drinking it again

>tfw you live outside of the USA in a country where coke has shilled the country into soft-drink submission

Red, white and blue cola master race reporting in.

Pepsi rhymes with chesty, and we all know girls with the chest, are never ever best.

>Drinking any of that sugary garbage

>shitwater
>coke goes flat after 30 minutes of opening can

yeah.no. i'll stick with superior Pepsi, thank you.

>Come
Even you admit it tastes like semen

Your country skinds like it has good taste, get with the times and break the wave champ
Atleast it tastes good within that 30 min. Drink your soda faster senpai

It tastes semen from the gods, if thats what you mean

>drink your soda faster
>that's his only defense

yeah. no. I will drink superior Pepsi casually while I watch a movie, thank you.

for serious, bunch of damned sugar-addicted kids in here. Come back when you babies can take your coffee and tea straight. Bigelow 4 lyfe

As an assman I can attest
that Pepsi truly is the best

Woah watch out guys we've got a hipster here

Thigh guy here, and you gotta agree, Pepsi is made for the faggy fairies

>Destron Pizza

Eh, probably still better than Little Caesars.

Are the toppings minicon brains?

No, just someone who isn't a fucking nine year old who feels the need to drink candy.

And Seacon sardines.

And chunks of beryllium baloney.

Fuck off to you fucking healthfreak

>seacon sardines
I love you boco, you get too much shit on this board

>muh shit taste shouldn't be questioned

More like your shittaste in life choices shouldnt be allowed

Says the guy with bitchtits and twig arms.

I could pop your fat tits, bitch. Fuck off

No, you couldn't fatass.
I could beat you to death with one of my customs and you wouldn't be able to do a thing about it.

Shut the fuck up, fat fuck. I could break your fucking neck. Eat shit faggot.

I'm fucking ripped, I could destroy you instantly.

C'mon, guys. Let's be honest.
Dr. Pepper is the best.

Ive got muscle too, faggot. I could snap your arms and break your neck. Drink bleach you cum gargilling dipshit.

>Ive got muscle too
I've seen you, dumbass.
You're all flab and no bite.

I have actual muscle, and i could break your face in bitch. Shut yhe fuck up about me you retarded fucking bitch!

Learn to fucking spell and people wouldn't instantly know it's you, you shiteating baby.

Now lets not be hasty
Its better then coke and miles above coke zero but dr pepper is better and kirks new summer sorbet is the best.

That said vanila coke is better then pepsi
But holy shit it goes flat so fucking fast.