KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS

Kill Six Billion Demons - Cavalry edition

>“Lord Intra,” said Intra’s sparring partner one day, “You are called Lord of Swords. Yet you are a man, and men make poor swordsmen.”
>“It is true,” said Intra, for nearly all of the famous sword masters of the day were women and the ya-at, who were three sexed. This tradition was rather long in the bones, and rumored to have been started by a famous vagrant who rarely cut her hair and lived in a barrel. There was popular theater about it, in those days.
>“Men are too preoccupied with their swords,” said Lord Intra, “They get distracted.”
>“You mistake my meaning,” said Intra’s sparring partner, “What I mean is this: you are a mere man. What can you do to the new gods of the Red City, with their whips of fire and their heavy chariot wheels?”
>“I am not concerned with enmity,” said Intra, “I am very skilled in Pankrash Circle Fighting”
>“It is true you are very fierce,” conceded his partner, “But my son’s fighting beetle is also very fierce. Could his beetle fell a lion?”
>“That depends,” said Intra, “How skilled is the beetle in Pankrash Circle Fighting?”
>“Beetles cannot learn Pankrash Circle Fighting, Lord Intra,” said Intra’s attendant, and made a bitter motion.
>“Don’t tell the beetle that,” said Intra, who was very skilled at smiling. “If you don’t tell him he will learn it anyway and cut the lion in half with a single blow.”
>-The Song of Maybe

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I was having such a rotten day. Glad to see this page came out.
I love the idea that Meti had a play entirely about her

>Mottom's face
are you fucking kidding me.jpg

>nottothisshittuagain.jpg
FTFY.

>Princess and the spared maiden

And we have our crew

Demiurges literally ain't shit

Finally, a new strawhat!

DREAMIN'
DON'T GIVE IT UP ALLISON

They don't make demiurges how they used to. In Zoss' days, no self-respecting demiurge would allow themselves to be even momentarily distracted by any kind of devil, even if said devil was highly skilled in magic. Today's demiurges are but a pale shadow of what they used to be.

That's actually canon so I don't even need sarcasm.

How far into it does the trade cover?

wait, is that the re-masked black devil jack-jackdaniels whatshisface on the boat too?

PRINCESS IS BACK

>“Men are too preoccupied with their swords,” said Lord Intra, “They get distracted.”
Teehee.

get ready to be on this boat for half a decade

I think that was that other devil they met on the bus. Although, probably Vladok as well.

Actually, that was just the new Demiurges in general. I'd say the 7 remaining vary enough. Jadis, for sure, was rather powerful at her peak.

It is indeed Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire. Also, she kept Vladok's pipe.

Nah? That guy was a degraded red devil (which was apparently the explanation Abbadon came up with for why he was a blue devil with a red mask).

It's not about power it's about being the sort of person who conquered their native world and broke into heaven entirely on their own without any of the work of the previous philosopher kings to work on. None of the current ones have the sort of drive and will to just not give a shit that there's a paper doll stopping them from speaking.

You know, Mottom, maybe go with 'DIE' next time.

Less syllables. You can get it out faster.

Really what she needs is eye beams. Cio's paper soldiers aren't covering her eyes.

Unfortunately for our dear Nadia she doesn't have the right head for it.

The last page is apparently the one where Allison re-enters the void via lightning bolt. Right near that Devil Bar.

So, how long until this all turns into one big lesbian orgy?

In Cio's fanfic there's already been three of them

>rewriting history
>bigger
>blastier
>sexier
Cio is one hell of a gal.

She's already broken up and gotten back together with Allison several times in it.

...

They're onto their sixth child murder.

White Chain expects her to leap across a huge gap like that after she's gotten huge holes through her arms and legs/feet? I'm surprised she's able to stand right now or use her arms and legs at all. Shouldn't her muscles and nerves be all fucked up?

Somebody isn't royalty.

yeah but as long as she ignores that she'll probably be fine

Wouldn't that depend on how the plants pierced her arm? Mottom probably knows how body works very well so would know how to make them go between individual muscles in which case it wouldn't make movement impossible but it would make it very painful and weird.

>just silence her

Well that works

Well, i mean it probably mostly only works for the few seconds it takes for her to get over "yup, this is, as a matter of fact, happening" but if you're audacious enough those few seconds are all it takes to get the fuck out of there

>White Chain
>Cio
>Sacrafice-chan
>fucking, PRINCESS
>all healing Allison and planning their next move as they recooperate while flying through the void in a skyship

aw shit dudes, it's about to get /comfy/

AND SO KIN G. ZOSS'S
LAST WORDS BEFORE THE THORN KNIGHTS EXECUTED HIM WERE THIS:

"My key? It's yours for the taking! I left it all in that place!"

AND SO, A NEW AGE OF PURSUERS WAS BORN

I mean white chain always has huge holes in him and he manages just fine.

Wait, is there another bigger ship under and attached to that ship?

as it is an airship, not a seaship, there are sails on the underside too because it's not like there's water down there to cause any problems.

This page made my night

>ANOTHER blue waifu is joining in on the fun
jesus fuck abbadon I love you

This. Zoss would just bend the universe around the paper doll. It isn't even a fucking issue

royalty doesn't care for such a trivial thing as bleeding to death

>ANOTHER blue waifu is joining in on the fun
Isn't princess a dude?

I don't think demons work like that.

AND THEN ALLISON INSERTED HER BLADE OF WANT GIBBEROUSLY INTO THE SOFT QUEEN OM'S GLORY-HOLE, BACKEN-FOURTHING SLAGHIPS THRUSTWISE UNTIL...

She was a dude, but now she's a blue devil, and blue devils are ladies. Also strictly speaking the dude that she was wasn't really her, because a devil's name is their identity and she's not named vladok anymore so she's not the devil that she was.

I love the look on Cio's face. She's just like "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck..."

>not referring to her by her full name, Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire
I don't know how you could ever expect to be worthy of waifuing Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire if you're not going to call her Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire.

>BACKEN-FOURTHING SLAGHIPS THRUSTWISE

From now on whenever sex comes up in conversation that's what I'm calling it.

>they all have to crash at Allison's place

Fucking saved!

Not gonna say this is exactly what happened but no wait i lied this is exactly what happened

>little evul.
>stupid road girl
>angel
>alison
>paper swinger

hehe.. the gang grows.

love how he brought them all back together.

the next one must be air cuter to teach alison using her dildo sword.

I liked her original costume better

Look man you don't want the Coat Of Arms on when you don't need it someone might end up motivated to take it.

I never actually noticed before, but in the 3rd to last panel of that Zoss has a gaping hole in his forehead where the key was. That's a neat little bit of attention to detail.

pretty sure he's also got it when he's talking about how mottom's always been a fuckin' whiner

is it time for Princess Jack Daniels Etc to make her triumphant return?

>mottom

now when she can run free around i wonder if she got power up by getting rid of her tree husband. or maybe she got her youth back but power level sinking because she need some blood sucking avatar powering her up.

also slave shit was overdone. why at the fuck is everyone lately into slave shit. "tool" "my pupet" would be more fit into this situation.

She probably actively is more powerful than she's been in a long time, possibly ever. Pretty clear her youth is going to run out unless her replacement immortality also provides it, there did seem to be a good half dozen baskets worth of ballsack-fruit lying around so she's got some time.

she's at least going to get one panel focusing on her and thats good enough for me

>ballsack-fruit lying around so she's got some time.

so she turns herself into blood sucker tree herself now. looks like its a curse she got with powers of her man.

cant wait for hentai of her. so many loli posibilities..

Cio makes the airship flight uncomfortable by narrating her Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquirex83 White Chain Born in Emptiness Returns to Subdue Evil hypercock multipreg Gorean BDSM fic.

Pretty sure it's 82 still actually. Sounds like just getting shunted off to the void doesn't increment your number, you have to fucked up in the void or have had your ass kicked SO hard that when you fuck off to the void you immediately get fucked up there too. So when Delicious comes back she'll have a new number, but white chain is still 82.

I gotta say, I think I'll get pretty fond of Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Gotta get back Back to the past Samurai Jack Watch out Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire, MD

>we'll never somehow get Murderbaby, Bookface, Layla, Monkey, and the Sumo-toad as part of the gang
>they've all either been killed by Jugg's claws, his explosion, or Maya's cutting

so many character designs... like tears... in rain

>Zoss shows up every time Allison defeats a demiurge to get all up in their face, and go "OHHH SHIIIT, 360 WILL-SKOPED, BTFO, RICKITYRICKITY #REKT SOOON" teabag them, and dissapear again.

I hope this keeps happening.

pick a tit then

incidentally, the latter is what happened to 81 White Chain... honestly probably the majority of white chain's incarnations.

Do i hear... Rekt?

Because I thought i heard Rekt

Wait a minute, isn't that the brown girl who traded clothes with Allison back at the start of the chapter?

>dem feels when you read that Mot always has a wiener

Can't wait to hear what he'll say about Gog "I mean, there's this girl, Nadia, and she is soooo obviously fake and she's always bitchy to everyone and they just fawn over her. The other day she messed up my makeup that that I worked SO HARD ON and then people just give her stuff when it isn't even her birthday and when I invited people to my birthday they were all 'ew no your house is gross' and IT'S NOT FAIR" Agog

yep. where the fuck do you think was she gone?

TO THE FUCKING CORT OF HER HERO ALISON HANGOVERJESTY!

Murderbaby lived though, right

>filename
Fuck thank you for pulling that song back to the front of my mind again.

at first i was going to go with some dumb illuminati shit then i realized i was looking in the wrong direction, thank god

>a flying chinese junk pirate ship
ARE YOU SHITTING ME THIS IS RAD AS FUCK

Anyone have any theories on how the fuck "Always was worms, wasn't always sapient" even got into the running for ruling a seventh of creation?

he better or we riot

You know if that was the case, then Cio was following Allison's tracks.

Cioson is now canon. Or Allelle if you prefer.

Rum and Coke

>Layla

Zoss's habit of EXTREME GARDENING got out of hand

I think you'll find based on that the answer is "originally some sort of fishing aid."

Two humans, an angel and two devils.

They need another Angel party member.

Or maybe a Servent.

Oh yeah, we never really made an official ship name now have we? (At least I don't know of.) Let us all convene and decide what Allison x Cio should be named.

>Coke

what the name for that nigger blue berry drink in USA?

(btw. love that one. sincerely your white nigger)

Ci-o-ci-e ci-o-ell-e comes out to Coca Cola.
Allison outdrank and ebon devil on pure Sorority Girl Self Loathing Fueled Alcoholism.
Hence, Rum and Coke.

The 82 Princess Cola Maiden King

But why Rum though? She isn't a pirate, well, the boat might make her one..

come on. Alison was all in and out british at that moment.

Because it's an alcohol that can go in a name with coke.

and Jack and Coke would be IMMENSELY CONFUSING if it referred to Allison/Cio

>Ci-o-ci-e ci-o-ell-e comes out to Coca Cola.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank

>a cute brown girl
>two cute blue girls
>TWO
>a sexually confused nuclear explosion
>a scarred up godling with boyfriend problems

this crew is too adorable

her name isn't peyuwarpeelli deareencay

How did she die, though? The page before that she was still (sorta) standing while the palace was falling. I'm pretty sure every hunter that bit the dust at least had an onscreen death so far.

She's just napping.

Not actually sure she's dead, yeah, but that edit just works too well to not use.
Died as she lived... more concerned about not losing her hat than not losing her life.
Correct priorities IMHO

suuurreee.. and her skin is fucking shit brown color.

her name literally spelling out coca cola is way more important for ship naming than a skin color that she shares with Significant Chunks of Creation

I remember the introductions of some of the angels designated them like states of matter or somesuch (liquid, vapor, igneous angels), what did that really mean? Is it about their actual composition? Does it affect how much ass they kick?

>her name literally

i refuse your way of life and i regret nothing.

live with it you fucking cola junky.

it's about how long they've been in their current reincarnation. Generally along the course of an incarnation angels pick up more and more asskicking so while not every igneous angel will be able to kick the ass of every liquid angel, they'd certainly be able to kick the ass of themself back when they were a liquid angel.

Also, prestige and rank is pretty defined by how long their previous incarnation was rather than their current incarnation.

I wonder if there's a difference of angel strength/ age/ matter state in the void vs in the physical world. Like, whether or not they're all sort of leveled to have the same strength (skill is a factor too) when in the physical world depending on whether or not their shells limit their power.
If that were the case, I could see the newly forged Thorn shells as being less "limiting" in that they allow more of an angel's raw strength into the physical world, since there interpretation of the law is radically different than that of the Concordance angels, who tend to restrain themselves more in general.

>White Chain had enough time in between being bitched at by Juggernaut, smashing that pursuer's face in, running with Allison, getting assblasted by Mottom, and jumping on the ship to grab all of his/her stuff

hearty kek

Huh, so it's sorta like past lives, except without the dying part?

Other than getting re-masked, there hasn't been mention of how exactly a devil gets downgraded. I guess there was a snippet from the drinking song about some devil's name getting "too old", but that was pretty vague.

quick thought,
Allison having the key of kings qualifies her as a king, right?
and a devil's name is their identity
so does Allison naming her 'Princess' in fact define Jack Daniels Esquire as Allison's heir apparent?

Just a thing that evidently gradually happens, no one really knows why. I suspect Cio took on a bunch of extra names voluntarily as part of her "get out of the consequences of stealing a king of keys" deal.

Don't think so, naming Vladok as Princess just means he's now named Princess. I know a girl named Princess before. Besides, multiple princesses could exist at the same time. Though this might be an interesting plot point in the future.

For one thing, besides Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire she's got a secret name that she probably doesn't know yet that's her actual IMPORTANT name. Probably not the same name that vladok had, though if Allison had just renamed her as vladok she'd be the exact same devil, or possibly a distinct but identical in every way devil, that's something people argue about. Complicated by the fact that there's a compelling argument that there never actually was such a thing as the devil named vladok, that was just a lie a chunk of the Hot Black Flame was telling for a while.

She's been wearing that rucksack presumably full of her crap this whole time, though. Even had it on when Juggsy brought her shell to the palace.

huh

When a confused Princess was sitting there after the drinking contest and asked what the hell happened, those devil-binders told her "you will remember in time." It seems like more as a soft rule so far as memories go.

I would think a mighty Ebon getting bitchslapped all the way back down to Blue WAS part of the consequences of stealing a Magus Key, if Princess Etc. Etc.'s fate is any indication.

There's more to Identity than just the memories i mean i don't think vladok would've acted quite so hysterically to "wait, THAT'S my name!?!?!?"
On the flip side, when Delicious finally wakes back up she will act exactly the fucking same, but only vaguely remember that she once met anyone from back when she was 23 Delicious, and not anything in particular about their time together.

Here's the thing: she seems to be a PRETTY FUCKING POWERFUL BLUE: still has a fucking leystone in her head, the coat of arms and one of INGSVLD's cousins to keep it in, knowledge of the red art. All of that suggests it to me that her reduced circumstances were entered voluntarily.

>theshitIputupwith.png

We haven't actually seen what other devils are capable of, though, except maybe the Unbound one (which seems more like a pure-id berserker state). As well, it's been specifically mentioned that Blues are particularly skilled in The Art; by demon standards, Cio may just be slightly above average for a Blue, wonderful toys aside.

More importantly, remember where we first saw Cio. All those magical items and skills of hers apparently didn't mean jack shit if she was stuck as a slave minding the till at Nand's whorehouse all this time before Allison and White Chain raised enough hell for her to flee. That theft must have been an infamous act, but it seems only a handful of people know she's the devil (or what's left of the devil) that did it. Being enslaved to Nand (whether he knew the truth or not) was most likely further insult heaped on her loss of station.

Makes me wonder how the Red Pimp fits into her story.

I think devil's gender depends on their name, not on their colour. However, their names change. Maybe their gender and other most basic qualities are defined by their most powerful name?

Eh. I don't think Blues are "particularly" skilled. They just HAVE skill. If anything, I'd say Golds would be way better than them on the average. Golds and Verdants.

Oh, also, the red guy? Ex-boyfriend.

how the tables turn

Maybe the worms somehow came across a demiurge and absorbed them or some shit which led to their sapience. Or they could be some sort of experiment from one.

>>“Don’t tell the beetle that,” said Intra, who was very skilled at smiling. “If you don’t tell him he will learn it anyway and cut the lion in half with a single blow.”

I love these little quips at the end of each page more than the actual comic.

WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD?!

What's the deal with binding anyway? Did she manage to do it because of her power or could anyone do that with some luck and they just didn't want to get close enough to try?

Given the magisters talking about how difficult it was going to be i think it's pretty clear that "stick a mask on and shout some nonsense" at the very least only works for a key of kings, possibly THE master key.

>“Here is my sword,” said Intra. “Your semiotics cannot contain it. Its blade is made of gloaming steel, look how it whispers!”
>“But Lord Intra,” said the assembled, “You have no sword!”
>“So it is,” said Intra.

Huh. Was this from an earlier page?

killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-5-99/

Everyone loves Aesma but I have been enjoying the Lord Intra snippets recently.

So Solomon David is meant to have trained in the deadliest martial art in the universe. What's the bet that it is Pankrash Circle Fighting?

the deadliest martial at in the universe is manipulation. You defeat your enemies without ever striking a single blow.

there isn't a replacement immortality. that was optimism.

That's not martial arts. That's just destroying stuff in general. But manipulation ain't nothing to being a true king.

So if Maya's a Beggar Knight and Meti's apprentice, and Meti was equally famous as a dirty drunken transient as for her swordsmanship, did Meti found the Order of Knights Mendicant (such as it is)? Did they already exist and she was one? Was it just happy coincidence that she was also a filthy hobo who could kill an entire army singlehanded?

I guarantee you solomon david isn't munching on ballsack fruits and jadis has that whole frozen in glass deal. There absolutely is replacement immortality.

Abaddon has already said that each of the seven have their own way to immortality

Each one of the 7 found their own ways to stave off death. I don't know what the heck you're thinking, saying there's no alternative method for immortality.

Manipulation... is pretty high up their. I believe the statement from one of the alt-texts was a great king kills with a sword, a greater with their fists, still greater with a word. but the greatest kings have no need for killing at all.

Six of them did and mammon went "ha sucks to be you, humans, servants are immortal by default!

No, it's not that they have no need for killing. It's that they kill without meaning to. They're idiots blind to the destruction they wreak.

Pretty sure royalty gets killier and killier until it loops around to fucking off from battlefields entirely to spend your days fishing.

Blame Abbadon!
>Q: Given that the flames of true royalty are powerful enough to lay waste to armies, rend the land asunder, and - quite importantly - bring black rains, is the reason Mottom and Jagganoth's flesh is decayed while the Solomon and Incubus's flesh is not a result of the way and frequency in which their power is used?
>A: Each demiurge has figured out their own way to laugh at death. Some are more corrosive than others.
But it may simply mean that Mammon isn't just relying on not being able to die from age to try and avoid death.

Nah, fishers are outside of the cycle since they're smart enough to keep out.

may I remind you her entire plan was "I'll figure it out", and she aged a decade while saying that.

she's toast.

Er, the hell are you telling us this for.

If she says she'll figure it out then she'll figure it out. She's the boss. She knows what she's doing.
Or maybe she'll die slowly over the course of the next arc and war will start the minute she's dead.

I was wrong, the alt-text was about the greatness of warriors. killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/magus-gatekings-door/
Still says "no need for killing at all."

That said, Zoss is absolutely closer to true royalty than anyone else has ever gotten and he's definitely not off being an idiot blind to the destruction they wreak, he pawned all that nonsense off on a barista and he's just hanging out completely ignoring the fact that he got his fuckin' head cut off.

See my guess is rather than "shit, mammon's dead, armistice for 20 kalpas officially over" the deal is going to be a book's worth of stressing out over the queen of a seventh of creation acting erratic as all fucking hell and everyone knowing that the careful balance keeping Jaggonoth from Destroying The Multiverse (except Solomon David, because he's so high on his own farts he thinks he can 1v1 the fucker) is about to go down the drain even if they don't know precisely when or how...
and then someone ELSE is allison's first demiurge casualty proper and Officially Fucked Proper happens.

*MOTTOM's dead

I believe Solomon David's kungfu of choice is called Ki Rata

"Royalty is understanding the true name of god, and not his false seven part name."
Ergo, everything we know about normal quote unquote royalty tells all of Jack Shit about Royalty Proper.

Quick! Claim your Pursuer-fu!

one of the not dead ones

hard toss-up between the sumo-kappa on the left and MONKEY.

Always been partial to "yeah half my head is a harp, what of it."

>MONKEY.
Didn't she get blended by Juggernaut Star

INGSVLD all the way

Doesn't look like any of the blendees are wearing that samurai/Kaimen rider helmet of hers, which she's still wearing over by Maya in killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-6-109/

Layla. She's totally alive. She played dead and took one of the priceless teasets with her. Decided this whole war for godhood thing wasn't all that.

Though my second favorite is super long neck lady wielding three hula hoops.

Gonna go back to gun witch headquarters, which is, of course, shaped like a giant gun.
"Hey wait" you may ask, "does that mean they built their giant gun headquarters, or was there the corpse of some fucking gun god laying around?"

YISUN works in mysterious ways.

what kind of bullet does gun witch HQ shoot?

Ain't nobody dumb enough to try. Not even Aesma despite reports, she was just fucking around with it and fired it on accident because she's got terrible trigger discipline.

Apparently nobody's managed to track down the birdcorpse of birdgoddess, so we can't definitively rule out the birdpossibility that she's still out there, having a great time Being birds.

Bird.

Samurai Pizza Cats

It fires the most dangerous of ammunition: Angry graduate gunwitches.

Of course, the nature of Monkey is irrepressable!

I'm pretty sure graduation is when gunwitches are at their least angry because fuck yeah I'm a gunwitch now check out this trick shot *pew pew*

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