Theory about popular cartoon

>Theory about popular cartoon
>"the main character was DEAD/DREAMING THE ENTIRE TIME"

LOL your wife is fat.

>All the characters are actually in hell

Is this the best DC fan-character of all time?

>sex scene in fanfic
>cum is described as tasting sweet

>Parody of popular cartoon
>Doesn't actually parody anything about the show itself
>Has everyone get killed or do drugs.

>he doesn't drink a glass of pineapple juice a day
How does it feel to have such disgusting cum?

>sex scene in fanfic
>penis is as long and thick as an arm

>lost episode creepypastas

Stop this shit. I like that Gumball referenced their own shitty creepypasta.

>sex scene in fanfic
>"my hips are moving on their own!"

what episode?

Damn, really. Which episode? Why is Gumball so fucking based?

What episode was that?

Oh wow. I heard she was fat but I had no idea.

Someone post the Seaworld edit

>fat-shaming
>in 2016

Lol at least he has a wife unlike you user

>Show parodies people who make these theories

>Fanfic
>Tags: AU, Characters are in college.

>Fanfic
>Highschool AU

I am okay with this.

>The thing from one form of popular fiction
>Happens in another form of popular fiction

Fortunately I, Doug from the Internet, am here to point this out to you! You're welcome!

>Fanfic
>Tags: Like 50 different fucking fetishes.

Spoony for moderator.

>sex scene in fanfic
>guy cums five times and keeps going

They were just making fun of cheap British educational programs from the '70s and '80s.

>sex scene in fanfic
>involves futanari gangrape
>it was written by Linkara

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>10,000 word fanfic
>everything but the first two sentences is sex

>they're all fetishes you have

>you have been banned
>reason: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO READ

>>Frogposter maek thread on Cred Forums
>>Cred Forums eats out of his hand

I'm disappointed in you, Cred Forums

>fanfic has sex in it
>it takes a gorillon chapters to get to it and the sex doesn't even last two paragraphs or its implied

>10,000 word fanfic advertised as pornographic
>only a short paragraph or two is about the actual sex
>it's written as safe and boring as possible

Is Lady from the Internet's default theory "They're All Dead"? Is there a Dude from the Internet in that group with "It's All a Dream" as his go-to theory?

>sex scene in fanfic
>girl ejaculates cum out of her clit during orgasm

>implying it wouldn't be shemale

>fanfic is a full hardcore prono
>it's so poorly written that a 5 year old could do better

>sex scene in fanfic
>there is literally no plot whatsoever, just characters having sex with zero context or reason for doing so, not even any real dialogue

pic related

The only theory like that I've ever liked was the Ed Edd and Eddy Alien Theory.
I wish I could find the whole explanation again, but basically Eddy's brother had actually been fighting off an invasion and Ed and Edd were like, weapons he'd stolen and Eddy was a cyborg filled with alien tech.
I think Kevin's dad was a puppet of theirs.

In a fapfic written by obvious virgin, what are some telltale signs?

> using water or liquid soap as lube

>Fanfic
>Summary: "lol I'm bad at summaries but just give it a try"

>smutty Mario fanfic
>character eats a mushroom to grow the size of their penis

The Stan Smith one holds weight but the episode wasn't canon.

>Characters are in college.
>They act completely out of character.
>They are just the characters in name only.