Candace is CUTE!

Why do I keep seeing this?

I wanna jack off to her forcing white bread into her mouth

not even chewing just swallowing

I don't understand?

Candace is best in other outfits.

Not housewify enough needs more submissiveness

But how does one fuck a triangle?

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Anally

You don't. It fucks you.

>No lumberjill outfit

what's even the point?

A controlfreak and a sheming bitch.
Phineas should've been a jerk to her.

Her being a spazz is what makes her hotter

If you're not sexually attracted to power hungry women you're forever a sissy cock lover

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>Female Stormtroopers

Disgusting.

She was the best trooper the Empire had.

I don't care

if she is not cutting down rainforests to make Jeremy sandwiches she is literally worthless

>if people don't like an appaling creature who would put her own brothers into the gulag and enjoy things thereafter she could've enjoyed all the time, they fap to traps
Whatever makes you sleep at night, bucko

Disregard the P-shaped bitch.

Hype for Weird Al, the show!

Guys, I think Candace might be Dangeraffe

That's not what I said at all

Power Hungry is what this looks like

This is the perfect woman

I'm not convinced yet

I want porn of the girl on the left cutting down rainforests

youtube.com/watch?v=iYvcppG1W34

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What is this show's porn threshold?

10/10 gulag material

Just your imagination

The girl of the main trio was clearly designed for porn in mind so very low.

>main cast in the middle
>extended cast to the left
>b-plot cast to the right

what the fuck is with this rainforest guy?

Candace wouldn't destroy the rainforest she has monkey friends there

this is disgusting for all the wrong reasons

You're wrong if Jeremy offered to fuck her every forest on earth would be a toothpick mass production facility

Your opinions are wrong.

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can you please get a trip so I can filter you?

Overambitious capitalist women are made for good old communist reeducation.

Don't worry, nobody is going to stop her from cutting down wood.

Bruh I envision a world where Cadence destroyed every forest on earth to harvest all the wood into toothpicks to serve Jeremy his favorite sandwiches

White Bread extra mayo

wooden toothpicks are shit, just use plastic.
no one wants a piece of wood in their sandwich, either.

can I report someone for being too autistic?

You're wrong its for picking bites of wonder bread outta your teeth so you can eat even more wonder bread

really. these guys are creepy.

Sure, but mods are fags and wont do anything

unoriginal at that.

Unfortunately you can only do this in the Loud House thread.

There are a lot of Fireside Girls that are cuter.

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Yeah, right!
Next you're going to tell me Clark Kent is Superman.

>Candace will never bust you.

Did they cancel pnf?

Yes

That's kind of a downer. I imagined it would be like the simpsons and just go on forever

Could they keep it fresh and interesting?

that's how I felt at first, but it grew on me

i want to go to the midsummer wodegathering bonfire's eve with her

it is like the simpsons. it went on for 10 years and then ended forever!
ended
forever

I want to impregnate monster Candavere. .

Okay that was just awkward enough to be really funny
>and jokes.. written on signs?

>Good thing she wore her skort

dem squirrels

>EARLIER THAT DAY:
I wonder what squirrels get up to.. they seem just like us, trying to get as much fun in before fall..
(silence)
That's it, Ferb! We'll build a machine that turns us into squirrels!

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I ship candace and perry

Oh sweet baby Jesus.
The horror.

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I wish I was a squirrel.

Some faces should never be allowed to escape the second dimension.
That's why we have a seal on it guys.

>the fucking simpsons
>fresh
>entertaining
shiggy+diggy

I like spazz girls for the opposite reason. I like the idea of hooking up with a hyper awkward social outcast cause i am one and she will have no standards, presiming shes attractive to me

>2 minutes in Corruption of Champions.jpg

Nope

That only looks as bad as it does because they had to make it so the mouth moves.

Phineas' head doesn't look too bad when rendered in CG or in some merchandise.

Isabella's got something figured out I'm sure

>Hey Isabella, whatcha doooin'?
>Yoga. Lots of yoga.
>Why-
>I want your babies, and big weird-shaped heads run in both of our families.

her father's head seems pretty normal, although I am now trying to imagine some weird combination of Phineas' triangle and Isabella's Hemisphere

Well, you just made that song stuck in my head again.

Really though, I dunno what Disney thought when they greenlighted this to air when it's too extremely lewd for their standards.

Asami-user, please.

Strangely enough, I like seeing you around. It's almost like having a friend

given Phineas' capacity for inventing you've got to wonder what their home life would be like

>given Phineas' capacity for inventing you've got to wonder what their sex life would be like
ftfy

>merchandise
You'll Poke Ur Eye Out!

Future Candace is so rapeable.

Why is Candace's head shaped like a P, Ferb has an F shaped head, yet Phineas is just a triangle?

Because they're designed like that

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Stacy is cuter

>oy vey goyim remember the bustocaust

If it wasn't for her and Doof I wouldn't have watched it at all

Phineas' head and torso together form a P shape.

Put the shapes of Ferb's head, Phineas's head and Candace's head next to each other.
What does it spell?

FPP?

Is their new show any good?

Hey Ferb, I know what I'm doing today!

she yells quite a bit, doesn't she?

desuarchive.org/co/thread/86412716/#q86414333

Take a look for yourself.
I'm gonna wait a couple episodes before I make up my mind, since I didn't pick up P&F untill much later because I didn't like the first P&F episode.

>she yells quite a bit, doesn't she?
It's her best trait!

why do i keep seeing this pic and why does she look like a doll or tranny

"We've got a screamer!!"

Phineas has a head shaped like an A.

goddamn this image is the most revolting shit I've seen here. there's just nothing to top it.

No it's just a real pointyP
I can't see a A.

well Isabella's song from the rollercoaster musical did say
>whatcha doin'
>by any chance could it include me

>huh. I always get his voicemail nowadays. I wonder what he's up to
>~VANESSA FLETCHER'S KINKY SEX DUNGEONNN~

Too many syllables, the jingle doesn't work

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It's adequate. Hard to tell yet, P&F was hard on meta, so was only good a few episodes in.

you've gotta run it together like they did with 'malefishmirtz' in that fantasy episode. it'd be like nessafletch but with the other syllables unstressed and just along for the ride.

You sound familiar, I think I saw you post this on another image board

She has some endearing qualities, but I can't get past the fact that her hairline is higher than my dad's.

Obligatory : youtube.com/watch?v=edzsMQXRbaM

they say never to stick your dick in crazy, but with Candace, fuck it

Candace sure is a special kind of crazy. I'm surprised she hasn't ended up in some psych ward!

I imagine this being played on an electric guitar version of Doof's jingle

what are you talking about? she isnt crazy. she just looks crazy to linda because P+F do legitimately crazy things

She's a bit unhinged.

that's just a natural reaction to not being believed. cassandra complex they call it.

>that would explain the talking zebra
>oh no, I see him all the time
yes, completely stable

what makes you think he's not just a real mysterious guy like the floating baby head?