"I could crush your body, I could smash your bones, but I could NEVER break your spirit."

>"I could crush your body, I could smash your bones, but I could NEVER break your spirit."

Why can't we have awesome endings to battles like this anymore?

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This whole episode was a parody of a Marvel storyline

Western cartoons these days prefer to pay homage to video games and anime instead

Because Macho Man Randy Savage is dead, and all we have is our precious memories of the fun he gave us.

>Western cartoons these days prefer to pay homage to video games and anime instead
Fucking weebs, they ruined cartoons

Once they shut down cartoon violence is pacified the fuck out of our modern society. Funny enough, mass school shootings became popular. Mark my fucking words, all of this censoring sexual content on television is going to lead to another outburst (we already see it a bit in the identify fad happening now)

>Because Macho Man Randy Savage is dead, and all we have is our precious memories of the fun he gave us.

That man deserve all the homage, cameos, reference he can get, he was a national treasure

What the flying fuck are you on about?

But that was with The Thing.

impo, this did a better job at it because Monkey's just that, a Monkey. Even if he does have superpowers he's still puny, whereas The Thing is a giant man made of rock. It helps pull off the ending better.

Monkey is the strongest cape in the Genndy Animated Universe by a wide margin, FYI. He solos threats that wipe out the entire Justice Friends.

On a tier rating, he probably matches all three PPG combined.

The question then is why didn't he stop Aku?

>he probably matches all three PPG combined
Monkey is a boring overpowered Mary Sue.

How much is the lifespan of a monkey, because i don't know what species is Monkey itself? maybe he was dead when Aku came, then we should ask why Dexter didn't try to stop him

>The question then is why didn't he stop Aku?
>when Aku came
Am I missing something?

it just a joke that they share the same universe because cameos and people working on the same show

But that still doesn't make sense since Aku showed up in the ancient past. It was Jack that got popped into the future.

Aku didn't destroy the world in one day. In the opening movie it explains that he took over through force, and then went to space. He probably exists at the same time as Dexter and PPG, just across the globe.

> He probably exists at the same time as Dexter and PPG, just across the globe.
That doesn't make any fucking sense at all and has zero basis in any kind of logic we've seen in any of the shows.

>then went to space.
He came FROM space.

Is he really? He didn't seem to do any better outside of "never giving up" compared to the Justice Friends while the PPG shitted all over the Justice Friends, and Monkey lost to the axe headed dinosaur, powering up Dexter's strongest robot. Then again he did beat the Galactus analogue. Looks more like he's somewhat stronger than each of them, but not the team.

But they're not in the same verse anyway.

ehh, Thing si a pretty low-tier hero for his universe

>That man deserve all the homage, cameos, reference he can get, he was a national treasure
OHH YEAHHHHH

Meh, i like anime. It's not like they're destroying old animated cartoons

He's saying that mass school shootings are up because kids don't have violent media to vent their urges. There's just no sense of catharsis in censored material

That's actually ridiculous for many reasons. There's more violence in television than ever, and it's not the demographics being targeted by cartoons (kids) doing the school shootings. The Columbine guys did nothing but play Doom. Rather than providing catharsis, it just made them want to play Doom irl. It actually nurtures violent thoughts. I seem to recall studies done on this, but I can't be fucked to put any effort into looking for them so I'll just take the L if no one believes me.

Disclaimer: I'm not actually opposed to violence in any kind of media. It takes more to make a school shooter than playing GTA and watching Itchy and Scratchy.

>why didn't he stop Aku?

Probably doesn't exist in Akus future.

posting gurihiru art

closest we got to this was Mugen Rider vs the King of the Sea

That's retarded on so very many levels.

Studies have only shown that violent video games increase agression directly after playing violent video games. It's not a permanent effect. Alternatively societies that don't indulge fantasies often have higher rates of violence. For example societies with higher porn consumption tend to have lower rates of rape. Try as we might to deny it we're basically animals and we have animal instincts and urges. Having healthy outlets for those urges can make a healthier society.

People don't want that. They want explosions and loud noises.

Like Man of Steel.

>For example societies with higher porn consumption tend to have lower rates of rape. Try as we might to deny it we're basically animals and we have animal instincts and urges.
There are far FAR too many variables to come to a conclusion that cut and dry.

Not really. People get horny. People with access to porn jack off. People without access to porn get pent up and frustrated and go rape a bitch.

I do too user, i hate weebs who force references to the most entry level stuff however, it's even worse if it's a parody of anime as a whole and the only jokes they have are "Dude pokemon and dbz lol"

Yes, really. Show me to some studies that say more violent media = less violent culture or gtfo. It took years for anyone to agree that violent video games increase aggression in individuals for a short time. Taking that and expanding it to a macro-level is a hard fucking sell.

Because rape never happens since they invented porn right?

Well in the case of what he just said, Japan has one of the lowest recorded sex crime rates in the world, and I don't even need to tell you the kind of shit they put in their porn. Fuck, they created hentai because porn wasn't fucking weird enough for them.

I didn't even imply that it was perfect. Just that it helps. No matter what you have in place someone is always going to take the wrong action just because we all have free will. Having outlets however helps reduce that number.

>Taking that and expanding it to a macro-level is a hard fucking sell.

The violent crime rate has been falling precipitously since violent video games entered the scene. If violent video games increased total aggression we'd be seeing more violent crime not less.

And like I said there are too many variables to assume a cause and effect relationship. Do better than that.

>he violent crime rate has been falling precipitously since violent video games entered the scene. If violent video games increased total aggression we'd be seeing more violent crime not less.
[see above]
And the increase in aggression is short term not long term and not necessarily related to any sorts of crime. Erroneous thinking like this is why we need more than just assumptions to back things up, user.

It happens because kids are no longer allowed to use violence or aggression to solve problems. They are expected to stay passive and just wait things out. At one point in time, you just punched the fuck out of a bully and got detention or maybe a 1 day suspension. Now just making threats, even if they are justified, can get you expelled. Boys get put on dangerous pills for "rowdy" behaviors. Most competitive sports are being phased out of schools due to the "violence" they can lead to. All of the more healthy outlets that could have been used to vent out anger are being taken away.

Monkey and the PPG wasn't around when Aku Ruled for whatever reason.
Point is, Aku happened whole world got fucked
Jack stopped Aku, Whole has Monkey and the PPG

Fuck off.

>Japan has one of the lowest recorded sex crime rates in the world
What idiot told you that? Japan has a human trafficking epidemic.
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>recorded

Dubs confirm that Macho Man's OHH YEAHHH-ing at us from Heaven right now.

What do you mean by this?

But "UNBREAKABU SPIRIT" has been a thing in anime since forever.
If this episode came out today, there would probably be people on Cred Forums complaining about how anime it is.

It also has punching so it's a jojo reference

Amen

this. fuck monkey i hated his segment the only one i liked was op's pic related episode.

More like people fear getting called out for their homages being too close.

Saved us from the Rapture he did, yea.

>but I could NEVER break your spirit.

Yeah, you could. Just kill him.

Mandark's Duck actually stalemated monkey.

Which storyline?

He's a heel not a murderer

Monkey didn't exist in Aku's universe, because Dexter or his ancestors probably weren't born. The world is radically different, and I imagine a great amount of humanity would have died, either directly or indirectly by Aku.

He still got the shit kicked out of him though.

You guys are probably wrong reharding one thing:

Aku WAS conquering the world while Jack was out, he dominated Japan, he attacked Europe on the ancient past by the Viking episode. Aku probably conquered Earth many, many centuries before Jack poping out of the time portal.

If PPG, Dexter and Samurai Jack share the same world - and this is actually pretty likely - it is on an alternate timeline where Aku isnt around anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

Rotten green teeth are hotter than I could have thought.

>>RECORDED

Monkey's from the good timeline that inevitably results from Jack successfully returning to the past and slaying Aku.

PPG, dexter sand samurai jack do exist in the same timeline. they PPg and dexter are the time line after jack kills aku in the future and then goes back and kills aku in the past.

This annual.