Teen Titans: Pancakes with Nightwing and Starfire edition

Under the pretense of having pancakes for breakfast, Nightwing and Starfire are the type of people to eat pancakes off of each other's stomachs after drizzling maple syrup all over their bodies. Starfire then uses her star bolts to add the heat needed for their usual hot and sticky sex.

Every Tuesday.

And then Babs gets to clean up

God, that shit is so hot.

>dick being drawn taller than kory

WHEN WILL IT END?

Can we as a people agree to this power ranking?

1. Dick/Helena
2. Dick/Starfire

100. shit

9001. Dick/Babs

She's probably just holding him up in the air.

Regardless, height has nothing to with my pancake fetish.

I'm guessing this panel is supposed to be a flashback of their time together, but the fact that Dick's wearing his Rebirth costume makes it look like Starfire flew into Gotham to get some funeral sex

Grayson's Helena, then yes.

And Babs will forever remain at the bottom of any potential pairings. Having said that, is still kinda hot, though.

She's wearing her Rebirth outfit, too. Considering she's actually talking about flying to see Dick after Tim's death, I think we are to assume she at least got to make out with him while he was mourning Tim, sex or no sex.

>but the fact that Dick's wearing his Rebirth costume makes it look like Starfire flew into Gotham to get some funeral sex

That's exactly what happened actually

DickBabs was good when she was Oracle. Starfire and Helena should get a couple of strapons and skewer her until she can't walk

Vic/Helena master-race.

Cyborg?

Damian NEW PARENTS. she. is a better mom than talia

God, no. The Question.

I wish there was a new Question who was more like the old one, but you know, updated and affiliated with Spyral. It would have been fun.

agreed

Please kill yourself my man

Nah, the pre-52 dynamic between the Question and Huntress was pretty good.

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I would've liked this.

Still sad we never got a follow up with Nemesis after he was killed in Grayson, either.

I know most people won't like the hear this, but: Grayson was full of wasted potential.

Spyral was a spy agency full of characters that were either forgotten or couldn't exist anymore for one reason or another: continuity fuck-up, character being tacky, whatever.

But Grayson never explored this to reintroduce DC's dead and forgotten characters.

In the very first issues The Hood was sidelined to never show up again and he was pretty entertaining in Batman Inc. to boot. Kathy Kane, Batwoman, stopped appearing and later she had her past retconned to be a mere puppet villain.

Instead the comic focused sorely on Dick, Tiger and Helena, with a bit of Midnighter. I loved the appearances of the Wildstorm characters, but again... too little was done with it.

I'm sorry, but Grayson disappointed me.

The book is a disappointment to me, too, but I don't blame that on the creative team or the book itself. I wanted more of Dick, more of Tiger more of Helena, and more of Midnighter. But I also wanted more of everything else. Grayson was planned to be a 50-issue story, but I could've read 100 without being satisfied. Because I wanted so much of the book, I don't hesitate to call it a "10/10" book, at least up until #17 at which point the original team was gone. Although, Annual #3 was really, really fun.

The comic book industry is the way it is, and Grayson wasn't going to change it. Seeley and King and Janin, they all tried, but it just wasn't meant to be.

The best part of the current Nightwing run is that Seeley is just having fun shitting on Nightwing while making Dick just as great as he was in Grayson, and I can only enjoy it so much because I've read Grayson.

In total, which group is more composed of whores, both male and female: X-men or Teen Titans?

>Seeley ships DickHelena
>Percy ships DickFire
>Benson sisters ship DickBabs
>Priest possibly ships DickRose?

>teen titans has a bunch of members
>X-men has so many members you can't possibly keep track
Probably the second one

I'd rather see Grayson hook up with Tarantula then Batgirl

Somebody post the X Men relationship chart.

user. I think you win.

As long as no one gets into the Pym family tree.

>Orlando shipped DickNighter but seems to be going for a DickClaire now
>Abnett ships DickDonna
Imagine the meltdowns on Cred Forums, especially after how Donna reacted to Roy and was happy he was "lying."

King also ships Dick/Babs, and I'm not sure about the Bensons. If anything, it seems to me like they want to push an OT3 with Helena/Dick/Babs.

>I wanted more of Dick, more of Tiger more of Helena, and more of Midnighter.

I think that was partially the problem. They should have taken the opportunity to introduce more characters, even if just to have them as background characters.

Spyral in Batman, Inc seemed like this crazy and vibrant environment, but in Grayson the place is almost empty.

Based Damian ships Dicknighter.

The people that like Dick with Starfire together are just as bad as the ones that like him with. Both are trash options and he deserves better.

>Abnett ships
Nobody cares what Abnett ships

I agree with a lot of what you said but I look at it this way.

The first "season" consisting of #1-8 was meant to be a character reinvigoration for Dick

"Season" Two, #9-14, was used to bring in some of those more obscure/underused characters and do some cool spy stuff with them.

Then have season start the Spyral conflict. Keep the weird spy-fi vibes going. Have the not!Kathy Kane be that Mother figure Dick to counterract the old man harem he's built over the years.

Then with deal with the Robin War fallout and the Owls. Maybe even use not!Kathy for that.

Have Dick go freelance for a bit and come then come back to Spyral for the 'war'

*like him with Babs.

No, man. No.

The Dick/Kory relationship actually made Dick progress as a character and happened organically. It only stopped because of editorial bullshit.

The Dick/Babs relationship was done to make synergy with the cartoons and had to go through tons of retcons so it could work. It also never progressed beyond "will they, won't they" bullshit.

>It also never progressed beyond "will they, won't they" bullshit.
yes it did
there was no synergy with the cartoons, seeing BTAS was already over by that time, and Babs was Oracle

>Abnett ships DickDonna

When has he said or shown this at all?

Rebirth **Spoiler** thread month or so ago

No, it didn't. It never progressed. When they were about to finally date and marry, Grant Morrison came in with his Bat-Epic and there was no marriage anymore.

And it was done because of the cartoons.

Best part is Devin Grayson broke them up to add more drama to her Born Again rehash, but crossover tie ins and Nightwing Year One caused her to literally rush their engagement in like 5 pages in her last issue
Then it was completely ignored in the next issue due to Dick not actually being dead and it being OYL

Dick and Kory being better parents than Bruce and Talia when?

What did he say exactly?

From what I remember:
-Ruck has editorial control over a bunch of characters he's not writing
-Donna's backstory is Rucka's brainchild
-The Dick/Donna thing is being set up to kill Dick/Babs and Dick/Kory for good
-Titans will be the book to develop those main characters roles in the DCU
-Some shit about Seeley having no say in Dick's development moving forward

it also said Superboy Prime was gonna be the powerless Clark and Red Dawn being an event for December. It was pure horse shit.

Yup and some GL stuff that was utter garbage

Fucking good if true. Honestly I was afraid Abnett was bringing back Donna/Roy and Hell to be honest I'm still not certain that he isn't.

The Bensons did say that both Dick and Ollie would be showing up in the second arc, and the relationship they have with the girls was important. They specified Dinah for Ollie, but didn't say who for Dick

That was fake, and it wasn't even the same user saying all of those things

Also, Yellow Lantern John Stewart, Omega Men Rebirth, and Brave and the Bold starring Dick and Wally

I wish those were actually true

When are these DC comic leaks ever right? Shit, I'd sooner believe those fake leaks about upcoming DC films before any of these comic leaks.

is there a batch download or something for the whole series?
i think i fell off around issue 12 or something and i need to finish it.
plus the annuals

This is the patrician ship.

couldn't agree with you more. dickbabs is the most boring pairing. i'd rather ship bruce/babs

but this is hot. forbidden ship is the best ship.

At least you get how wrong it is for the two to have sex in the first place. I'd rather not have her anywhere near Dick after Arkham Knight and TKJ.

It is the most boring. That's actually a really easy way to put it. I usually either describe why it's shit in two or three paragraphs or just say "it's shit," so I'm going to just call it boring from now on.

No idea, I actually bought every issue of Grayson up until Seeley left, as well as Annual #3, so I never had to download it and wouldn't know if there was a batch download.

Yeah it was fake as shit. And the DickDonna thing was just a joke, a reference to that Rebirth "leak" thread. I wish some of it was real though, like the Brave and the Bold ongoing and Omega Men Rebirth.

Hopefully in Teen Titans, they're basically going in that direction as it is.

I think Abnett is bringing Donna/Roy, it certainly seems like it.

All I'm saying is it's better than Terry Long.

Bringing Dick and Ollie into the Birds of Prey book for an arc would actually be really fun. Dick hasn't interacted much with Ollie or Dinah, and Ollie with Babs and obviously Helena, so it'll be really interesting if they focus on character interactions.

It should also free up Helena to show up in Seeley's Nightwing, which is good.

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I hope new porn in this style starts popping up. It does things to my dick.

My biggest hope is we get as much DickFire from Meyers as possible.

But I'm with you on that. As long as we don't get disgusting shit like Damian and Kori. That would be wrong.

Porn with Damian and that Demon Fist girl, Beast Boy and Raven, etc. is what I'd like to see.

>As long as we don't get disgusting shit like Damian and Kori. That would be wrong.

Well, let's not say things we can't take back.

I'm just not about incest.

Don't worry user, I'm not judging. And I know I said,
>as long as we don't get disgusting shit like Damian and Kori
but that's what I want. It's not like my opinion means so much to the world of porn that you won't get what you want. I just don't want it.

Go kill yourself, Timm

she is always so hot with every dress.

Dick likes her better without the clothes on.

Everyone always forgets about Dick/Helena Wayne

Weird that before Grayson nobody in their right mind would have shipped Dick/Huntress.

I really wish it would have gone on as the status quo for Dick for the foreseeable future. I loved it as it was, but like you said Spyral could have been any other generic spy agency or the DEO since they barely used the actual idea of Spyral. Think of the places it could have gone if it went on for a few more years.

Jonah Hex was kept alive for over a hundred issues just because of how good it was despite selling like crap, surely Grayson which was selling at least twice as well most of the time could of been kept around.

Most fans who are young enough to go around shipping characters are too young to have read classic Earth 2 stories.

Anyone who ships Dick with Helena on Earth 2 are people who either came across them during Convergence or because of Earth 2: Society. You know, since most fans don't actually go back to read classic stories, and at most just read about classic stories.

Yeah.

Yeah, i never shipped Dick/Huntress.

In Earth-2 she was pretty much his younger sister.
In New Earth it was pretty much a messy relationship that completely disregarded Helena Bertinelli character. They had forgotten she was a catholic girl and had her slutting up with Dick, while Dick himself would brood over Barbara and Helena would feel conflicted about it despite not resisting Dick's dick.

My ships are classic and patrician. Ronnie Firestorm and PG

God, it's probably inevitable really but I like to think Abnett has better sense than to go back to that trainwreck again.

Nice, a fellow 60's JLA and JSA fan.

>Dick/Helena Wayne
Johns pls go

Anyway most people didn't ship Dick/Helena B before because at most there was the mini and a few pages scattered here and there that teased their sexual tension after the mini. And then you would have shit where people would just say Helena was a bitch for trying to muscle in on Babs' territory, never mind the mini happened a year or two before Dixon put Dick and Babs together.

Why it seems that all Dick's fans cares about when it comes to their favorite character is either his lovers or costumes? Is the guy seriously that bland?

There's a big difference between faggots on Tumblr talking about finger-stripes to this day and fans who are happy he's wearing blue in Rebirth.

Also, Dickfags talking about which girl he's banging or should bang is just us having fun with who Dick Grayson is as a character: a noble, heroic, kind and caring slut.

He's not supposed to be bland, but aside from select stories, i.e. Batman & Robin, Black Mirror, Grayson, maybe Rebirth's Nightwing, etc., there's not many stories in the last decade to talk about.

And even if there was, how many times can you talk about the same story? You read the story, think about it, read it again, maybe post about it and talk about it, and then that's that. Why would anyone be talking about B&R as if it came out yesterday when it came out years ago? After spending time posting about Nightwing #5 just last week, what more can one say?

I think it's more about what people want out of Dick's stories. It isn't just shipping, because Dick is defined by his relationships. Be it either Dick x Kory, Dick x Babs or Dick x Bruce, Dick x Damian, Dick x Superman. His relationships gives us an idea where the story might go.

If a writer focus on Dick x Bruce, we know that we will either have an arc where they bond as father x son/brother x brother, or an arc where Dick deals with the ideal of living up to Bruce and honoring him.

If a writer focus on Dick x Babs, we know that we will have an arc where Dick will deal with his past and the feelings of bittersweet nostalgia that comes with it because he and Babs never had the chance to see where they might have gone together, how their lives might have been if they decided to stick together and so on.

If a writer focus on Dick x Kory, we know that we will have an arc that deals with future possibilities and the Teen Titans, with the notion of herodom and leadership weighting heavily on his shoulders, as well as his relationship with Kory, because of where that might lead him, and how his friends, Kory, the world, count on him.