Do you want me to show you?

That episode was adorable.
Probably one of the best episodes of SP.

>Cartmen
It's been 20 years already, how do you not know how to spell Cartman by now?

Chicks are starting to realize how hot he is. He's not fat, he's buff.

He racks a disciprine

>Cartmen
It is just one.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>yet Eric fucking fatass Cartman is hooking up.
It's because he changed.
Being an asshole doesn't get you laid.
Being nice and thinking women are funny does.
Women ARE funny. They're JUST as funny as men.
Deal with it.

Who carts the Cartmen

The costal guard.

Is it bad that I popped a boner at this sentence?

No, it's perfectly normal to pop a boner at the prospect of loli pussy.

>Cartman quits the internet and a couple of days later he does the kid equivalent of getting laid
I think Matt and Trey are trying to tell us something

>Women ARE funny. They're JUST as funny as men.

Man, all these south park threads are weird to me since I haven't paid attention for 5 seasons

>It's a cartman gets laid before you episode

JUST

...

ALSO going OFFLINE help,
but yeah,
women are funny.

F U N N I E R than men.

Every time Amy Schumer talks about her vagina I lose my fucking mind.

i hope in the fractured but whole we get to have girlfriends and also ask them to show us their pussy
also being able to show pussy to any of the boys if playing as a girl

I wonder what yoshis eggs smell like haha

Are you a woman?
cause that was funny.

>playing as a girl
Hah. That's a laugh.

well you can so why not?

I'm a trans woman like every other woman in Cred Forums who doesn't weight 400 pounds

Really? You can in Fractured Butthole?

I wonder who is behind the 'member berries

I'm gonna say Disney

not at all. stories like this give me raging nostalgia boners.

yeah eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-20-south-park-the-fractured-but-whole-will-let-you-play-as-a-girl

yup

I wouldn't be surprised if there was porn of this already.

I'm actually shocked if there isn't.

though gonna be weird siding with cartman despite all the shit he would eventually put the girls through

i hope we get scenes like the anal probing one
when playing as a girl
also,the girl would probably queef instead of farting

this is just a work to use her phone to enter the net.

IT HAS TO BE.

avclub.com/tvclub/occasionally-funny-south-park-has-odd-view-weeks-p-243317

AV Club gave the episode a B- because they thought the debate part wasn't "accurate" to the actual debate ("Trump isn't honest!!"), ignoring the fact that this episode was most likely written before the debate happened.

Ofcourse we'll get it.

and now we gotta wait 2 weeks for the next episode

Get over it

OMG THIS WAS CUTE

SHIP HYPE

NEW CO OTP

FUCK I'M NOT EVEN INTO SHIPPING THAT MUCH

THESE TWO RULE

GIRLS ARE FUNNY
GET OVER IT

I mean, you're the New Kid. And it hasn't even been a week since you've moved there.

I fucking loved this game.

I'm thinking of buying The Fractured But Whole.

Should I?

It's looking fantastic.

They could never guess how shitty trump would be and how smug hillary could get, she seemed alive even.

user, she threw her phone away. I can't imagine what Cartman's angle would be if this is a scam. He is just being genuine decent human being for once in his life.

Also, Heidi approached him.

oh FUCK i didn't remember that.
FUCK
FUCKITY RICKETTY FUCK.

I don't know if i can handle a well intentioned cartman.

I'd rather see Nichole's vagina, honestly.

Well guess I am playing as a girl now.

Fractured But Whole hasn't come out yet. We can't say whether or not it's good yet.
But yes, you should buy it.

HOLY SHIT

Nobody knows what the fuck's gonna happen. Matt and Trey keep confirming it in really jokey, ironic ways, even going as far to point out how it makes no sense for your character to suddenly be a girl when it's the same New Kid from Stick of Truth, and actually saying "It's 2016, people!" in reference to it. Odds are, you'll probably still be a boy, but can identify as a girl, with the other characters awkwardly complimenting how "stunning and brave" you are.

link?

No, I bet he knew that they would do what they did, so he would have a perfect way to infiltrate the hilarious women.

strawpoll.me/11327236

That'd be even funnier than playing as a girl.

I don't get how Cartman doesn't know about vaginas. They had sex-ed already and tried to steal the fortune telling device by kicking one of the girls in the balls, which obviously didn't work because they don't have any.
I think Cartman IS playing a con here. I just can't figure out what it is.

moar of that doggy?

So like with Princess Kenny?

actually you really can play as a girl
if you watch the e3 demo they showcased you would see that when you pick your super power,each super power has a male and female picture

that, or like Marjorine

So where's all the fanart of Cred Forums's latest OTP?

I've got something in my front pocket for you~

on it as we speak my dude

Tumblr pls go post about adventure lesbians

>implying straight ships are permitted on Tumblr

He never paid attention in class once
Plus Wendy had a crush on cartman already one, when cartman isn't activlng stupid he js both intelligent and charming

siiiiick dude. I'm hyped for the finished product

draw one of Heidi showing him her vagina [spolier]

Also where's Tweek and Craig this season? Hope we get an update on that little thing.

God speed user

They were sitting together in episode 1, but I don't think tweek has been seen at all since then even though craig's been somewhat relevant

I haven't watched in ages. Is Kenny currently alive? I know they stopped killing him every episode ages ago.

Go watch the superhero episodes, they explain how Kenny comes back after dying and why.

I noticed them sitting together too. Tweek has just been my favorite character ever since I was a wee lad and he was Kenny's replacement.

>tfw back then I actually thought we would be a permanent main character

I was never too into the whole Tweek and Craig ship because, well it was basically stupid fanfiction with no real basis. But I was still happy about the Tweek x Craig episode last year just because we hadn't seen Tweek properly for so long.

Kenny is supposed to be still alive but he hasn't been in this season at all. In fact Butters and Token may have replaced Cartman and Kenny in the boy's group now. Idk that's just speculation because they where all in PC Principal's office together. Kenny looked pretty dead at the end of episode 2 of this season too. (pic related) But yeah, as said, go watch the superhero episodes.

How do you think they'll tie this season with The Fractured But Whole?

I'm still disappointed by the lack of Charlotte art

But how could we tell without a Nosulus Rift?

Hillary becomes president, Mexican rapists flood the country and the kids become superheroes to fight them.

Oh yeah I forgot about her! I wonder if she broke up with Butters.

I bet he faps to these pictures

Stan no, that's dirty.

stan's too pure for that

>Stan
>pure
The cynical asshole who lied about his bracelet and broke the dam? Nah.

But user...
I broke the dam.

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

>Implying I wasn't already Stunning and Brave

How can he be pure if he found the clitoris?

kek

Ask cartman

Was the only new joke this episode garrison confessing to the public that he shouldn't be president? Everything else was just continuing what had been established in previous weeks (leaving social media = suicide, member berries, skankhunt)

I like the continuity they're doing but it feels like they've gone too far this time and there's no "point" to any individual episode

Now every season is a story arc

I honestly don't mind this. It gets me hyped for next episode and each episode feels more important.

Isn't Heidi the girl that Cartman called "clitty litter"?

Last 2 seasons have been arcs - I'm not complaining about the arcs - but they still at least had unique jokes in every episode
Now it's like every episode is the same as the last when it comes to the jokes used and the points they're making.

It's just building for a big joke.

The big joke is "member berry influenced nostalgia is conditioning everyone to like garrison for president, kinda like how trump panders to nostalgia by making you think of when america was personally greatest for you, woah really makes you think"

Not true. Butters' dad was still on member berries, but hated the Douchebag after the debate.

yeah but they where also egg partners. So the ship works.

update

Why are you in every other south park thread when someone asks about this, then go onto say it'll be a joke and ignore when people give you evidence like ? Like, legit, why are you so invested in this theory that isn't panning out at all?

Holy shit I completely forgot about that

>fractured but whole comes out
>choose to play as girl
>first level you're introduced to the kids
>cartman laughs and says girls can't play
>end credits

>credits finish
>game keeps going, only now your quest is to go get back the Stick so you can change the rules

southparkfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Heiman

Looking good, f@m. Do you draw SP fanart often or is this just a one-off?

(((pic related)))

>tfw this ship had more basis than Tweek x Craig

Is this how you get gf?

Stop using the computer and go out, meet women, talk to them and ask them if women have balls?

If it's all just a ruse of Cartman and he breaks Heidi's heart, I'm going to vomit from sadness

All I'm saying is, it wouldn't be gay if women had balls.

What is the meaning of all those brackets?

You also need to bond with them over something, like the situation they share, and of course you need food.

Back in the day I used to be a huge Kyman shipper and drew terrible porn... So not my first SP but still the first in years. Cartman was the first cartoon character I had a crush on, in fact

>Women ARE funny. They're JUST as funny as men.
Accurate because most men aren't funny.

It's how you identify jews.

If men aren't funny, and women aren't funny, what is funny then? Nothing?

Women are funny, get over it.

Nice try Eric

idk just dumb stylistic thing. Nice trips tho

I don't know. It's stupid shit that Cred Forums does for no reason, like calling niggers googles and jews skypes

Say it with me! Beefcake! BEEEFCAAAKEEE!

Blacks are funny.
Every time I read black twitter screencaps I lose my fucking mind.

You put it around the name of a jew, mate.
A proper use of it would be something like (((Kyle))) is a filthy fucking jew rat and shouldn't be trusted under any circumstances.

Black laughs matter

>a fat asshole in 4thgrade will see pussy before you

Really
I just do it with things I don't like
Like (((Cred Forums)))

I amazed how this show is older then me and is somehow still running to this day.

...

It's specifically for jews, yes.

He's playing everyone. They already learned that girls don't have balls in The List. Butters cunt-punted Nelly to try steal the list. So you people not remember Scott Tenorman Must Die? Cartman is more than capable of pulling long game psychopath shit.

I've touched 4 pussies
>smuganimegirl.png

Im trying to figure if this season leads into Fractured But Whole like the Black Friday saga did with Stick of Truth

touching your own boipussy doesnt count

But guys....isnt she an ad?

Was that a joke?

Heidi? No.

You're thinking of Leslie, she was killed by PC Principal.

It was originally a plugin someone created that put ((())) around jewish names to point out jews, then jews on twitter caught on and got mad and started putting it on their own names themselves as some act of defiance, then non-jewish allies of jews started doing it too to virtue signal

Garrison isn't Donald Trump so it's allowed to be different

Did a little doodle.

...

>People shipping South Park characters

What about the part how it wasn't accurate since one of trump's arguments was 'she's experienced but not good experience' which is the polar opposite of what garrison said?

It's pretty clear that garrison is not meant to be an absolute carbon copy of trump

The thing is, Heidi approached Cartman and showed him everything, Cartman didn't approach her. The long con on this one is just dumb, because Cartman planning to get twitter-murdered so that Heidi would invite him to the park and they'd become friends just seems like a plan with way too many variables.

Nigga, have you seen the latest episode?

It's not a ship if they're together on the show.

How jewish a name are we talking about here to make it activate? Aren't alot of western names technically jewish?

>giving a fuck about such a mundane thing

If Garrison wants people to stop voting for him, why doesn't he just start talking like a politician?

She's going to cuck him ain't she?

According to the latest episodes every kid in the school has been in a dating someone

He probably will

He (literally) doesn't listen to people and do whatever he wants.

South park is handling trump like every media outlet should be. They are giving him 0 free publicity, bad publicity is still better than none.

That was fast! Cuuuuute tho

Not really. If he knew he would get blamed for the entire skank hunt thing he could have planned around it.

"It's not the police we have to worry about... It's Eric. He's comin' to git us-"

It's very cute, nice work

But then he'd have to count on his friends twitter murdering him along with Heidi still needing to approach him first.

Butters spends the most time with him so he still remembers what Cartman did for $16.12

>the media should be refusing to broadcast one of the two major political candidates because they disagree with him

heloooooo tumblr!

>like calling niggers googles and jews skypes
Isn't that about fucking with google's censorship AI?
... the company google, googles couldn't program a censorship AI

If anything it's all a ruse by Cartman

I wouldn't mess with a kid who had previously fed a guy his own parents

Reminder.

I feel like this is nothing compared to the time he knew Stan and Kyle would betray him to Scott, Scott would tell his parents, they'd attempt to rescue the horse themselves and get shot by a violent redneck farmer, then he could show up at just the right time to steal their corpses.

He knows exactly what he's doing.

I like your style.

If Matt and Trey don't keep them together how mad will you be?

I might burn down their houses

Is this how all shipfags feel?

>Look and you will see, there's a very select crowd in my safe space.

>5 gay characters
Wow, how progressive.

Tweek and Craig are gay so that's a given.

Kyle, Cartman and Timmy never had gfs I think.

Are you saying that they'll get gfs this season?

The cartman fanwank has gotten way too intense

He's not invincible or all knowing, even when he does make plans against other they can fail, capisce?

I don't get it.

I was totally expecting an Unfriended parody when they were all talking on video chat.

Kyle is gay as fuck for cartman's fat racist ass

the lesson is, NEVER go on the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI

>Convince someone to be skankhunt42 by showing them the thrill of the troll
>Someone quits social media because someone ALWAYS quits social media
>Play the innocent. No one will believe you because you are Cartman
>Tensions rise, humiliate girls in public to rise them further. Everyone will think you did it on purpose, because you are Cartman
>Get blamed, get ousted from social media forcibly
>The field is now you and her. She needs some form of human interaction and you're all she has
>Play the sympathetic reformer, all a ruse because you are Cartman and have no soul
>Get loli GF
>???
>Scott Malkinson quits social media. Heidi goes towards him instead, igniting jealousy.
>Implode with anger and fuck everything up, because you are Cartman.
>Need kyle to get rid of Scott somehow, because reasons
>Reveal the plan to Kyle, about pinning the blame on the jew by manipulating him. About getting a GF at the cost of your friends losing theirs. About seeing loli pussy, because you are Cartman
>Get punched in the face and cry. because you are Cartman

Wait, didn't Timmy have a girlfriend in the steroids episode? What happened to her?

Well Kyle is the ugliest kid in class, Cartman is a fatass and Timmy is a retard.

jimmy had a gf in that episode, not timmy

So how long can this Show last?

Another decade?

Who would have thought, being a liberal cuck DOES get you pussy

meybe we should all become liberal cucks
#killallwhitemen

I've legitimately only posted that one other time, just after the E3 showing. It's really not surprising that multiple people would reach that conclusion based on what's been presented, is it?

Jimmy did, no?
Timmy was against steroids, Jimmy beat his girlfriend because roid rage

Then how come Kyle has never got laid?

youtube.com/watch?v=gcejLp72iCE

Social Justice is a great way for getting more puss to crush.

Since south park is so fundamentally tied to current events, they can theoretically keep on going for as long as matt and trey are alive
I'm sure by the time they're 50 or 60 they'd want to retire though

Cartman isn't being a cuck though, she's attracted to him because he's disconnected from all the bullshit instead of running with it like everyone else. He's just being himself, bro

Bebe had the hots for him.

Man that scene when Gerald struggles to destroy all the evidence was tense! XDXDD It felt like it came straight out of a thriller flick. Any idea who is trying to contact him?

Being gay seems less effort

Women aren't funny.

I hate to say this, but this relationship will not last, and nothing will be gained from it, just like everything else big that happens.

Maybe a minor thing or reference in future episodes, but face it, just like other big shows it won't stick, something will happen and the two won't be together or hangout anymore

Well you do have to be intimate with a guy
Triggers my gag-reflex honestly. Men's faces are 10 different kinds of ugly

>XDXDD
Kill yourself.

Thank you,
I love u user.

WHEN WILL THEY COME BACK

They're so stoked on him

XDD XDD XD

>space man Craig
That fucker, he went through the effort of putting on the silly costume and he still couldn't summon up an iota of interest in what he was doing.

I'll take the bait. I was refering to cartoon media ... this is Cred Forums not Cred Forums. You know where the door is

Lol for all the shit south park talked on this last season that is exactly what they are doing with trump

...

I love this. It's super adorable. Draw Tweek and Craig like this. And Stan and Wendy

Yes.

Any idea who is this "I know U" guy?

>I'm sure by the time they're 50 or 60 they'd want to retire though

Aren't both of them in their late 40's early 50's already?

Cartman. Part of his master plan

Mysterion.

>Implying that changes anything.

are girls really this slutty and would put out with anyone that show them just a little bit of attention?

Kyle; going after the real skankhunt.

It's the crab people.

t. virgin

Short answer, yes. Long answer, no.

45 and 46

Probably some funny celebrity
I would guess Hillary ends up using Kyle's dad to cyberbully garrison voters but Matt and Trey don't seek so interested in political jokes this season it seems like a B plot that ties up in the ends

Seconding this user's request

Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but.

youtu.be/TlqKFlU7YAs

>tfw Cartman makes Kyle eat his dad too

This is my bet

Kenny's been ludicrously absent so far this season, even being replaced by Token in PC Principal's office as 'Cartman's friend'

You're right, they should put Trump in Clarence

It's a hard question to answer

That's more accurate, yeah.

Jesus that's almost two decades of directing the same show.

>season 20
how long did it take you to do that math user?

its funny how they would spoil the top 1 bad boy on the cover. who can beat cartman for being bad or downright evil?

>Being this stupid and autistic
????

... you can do that?

HOLY FUCK i need money.
NOW.

Mysterion would be the best person for it to be, this is right up his superhero peace-keeping boulevard.

GUYS

>HEIMAN

>HYMEN

Preorder Fractured But Whole for PC, you can have Stick of Truth for free today.

I don't remember desu

There's a long quest involving cross-dressing so you can sneak records out of an abortion clinic for the girls. The can't go themselves, because everyone would call them sluts behind their backs if they were seen there.

Got any more?

HE GOT THE GUYS PARENTS KILLED, TURNED THEM TO CHILI AND FED IT TO HIM. How can you forget Scott Tenorman Must Die?

Also it would be the building to FbW

She'll show him a science book.

Matt and Trey love to bait and switch.

Maybe you should try talking to a girl like a real person and see what happens.

Remember the time he tried to fuck with PC principal and got hospitalized?

But what if cute faced dude?

>Being this stupid and autistic
Learn how to take a compliment dude. Trump would make a great addition to the cast. Thanks for opening my eyes.

...

What gives you that idea?
The fact that Cartman isn't allowed any victory that doesn't paint him as an out and out psycho?
By the end of the season or even in the next four episodes he'll fuck it up.

Damn u need to go find out cuck

You PC brah?

TimmeyxGobbles
he'll get his letter

What? You know they would.

Do you keep the skirt?

Works the same for ps4, doesn't it?

my computer can't with games.

I'm PC brah, I'll fuckin thrown down!

youtube.com/watch?v=4S2HRYYZoko

Typical Tumblr sarcasm.

>Do you keep the skirt?
Yes. There's an achievement for beating the final boss while wearing it.

...

My bad I remember that I just don't remember how much he paid for pubes

kewl.

Okay...Cartman will not see real vag. Just a picture.

>I'm responding to bait
>calling them Tumblr will make me feel more comfortable about myself

...

I wonder if Pepe being hate speech will have a return of Clyde Frog. Yeah, I know he was murdered by Cartman, but with all this nostaglic berry stuff, I have to wonder if it will return.

'member Clyde Frog?

succumb to the power of the trips and suck its virtual dick

I don't know if bait = sarcasm but the sarcasm did remind ne of Tumblr.
>>>>>>

Uh, yeah. Not sure where you're going with this.

...

Oooh member Scuzzlebutt?

I 'member! 'member Jakovasaurus?

Ahhhhhhhh yeh... 'member Polly Prissypants?

>using cuck unironically

I wouldnt know. Never been there

Yeah! I love membering Jakovasaurus! Member the Loch Ness Monster?

that's cuz you're retarded my dude

'member when Cartman was playing Wild Wild West and the stuffed toys helped him get at Skyler?

>not a single shot of Kenny in the entire episode

Good point.

How is it sarcasm if you are typing.? Now i think im the one responding to bait. Either that or you're really stupid.

Ohh, I 'member! 'member aboud tree-fiddy?

>PC Principal calls Token to his office along with Stan, Kyle and Butters but not Kenny

There's occasionally some insightful posts on media that pop up and sometimes I scroll through all the dumb joke posts because of it. I've seen a lot of screenshots too. It's an OK site despite some of the craziness but the humor really isn't for me.
Dumb bait.

He was wearing a shirt that said Token's Life Matters, tho.

does kenny even OWN a smartphone? I can't remember.

Butters sort of became the "fifth guy" a long time ago. Although it's been pretty great how, in more recent seasons, Jimmy, Token, and Craig have been more prominent.

Where is David?

Dah-veed was a shit character desu.

GET OUT LOCH NESS MONSTER

Where is Damian?

Anybody wants to see the goth kids again?

member the goth kids episode?

member when you could speak your mind and not get shit on by everybody?

I want to see what role they play in the game.

I want to fuck the fat goth girl in Fractured But Whole

Where's Pip?

'member Damian?

Damn. now every time someone mentions a previous episode, it's 'member meme all over

I've got an art blog,
But it's shit.
I'll try after work possibly.

He's dead

*in her Fractured Butt Whole

I don't know why but the moment I looked at Cartman I thought Dr.Seuss

Pip's dead baby, Pip's dead.

Where's Ze Mole? He could fit in the superhero role-playing game the kids are playing.

'member Dr. Mephesto? 'member the five assed monkey?

Send me.

It's his head's shape alongside the style of his eyes.

serenityknights.tumblr.com

He died in 201 when Barbara crushed him.

Aw man, I love it.

Too bad I don't have a tumblr to follow, but if you have a twitter hook me up.

they still got it :b

*Fractured Butt Hole

It seems as this show is not as popular it used ot be in the late 90's early 00's for some reason.

love it

Don't have a Twitter,
but if I get one I'll make a post on my tumblr about it!

*fractured butthole

10 weeks left until Fractured But Whole. Who hype as fuck?

Does Cartman even like vaginas?

...user. It's been delayed.

Hot new me-me from tumbler

I don't know how to tell you this, user, but... it's been delayed until next year.

Troll under bridge

uh dude the psn store lists its release date as 31st of march...

while Cartman does have some homosexual tendancies, he has been show to feel a fair bit of attraction towards females as well
at this point, given he's still young, he could go either way

best scene

>tfw you actually feel bad for Mr. Garrison

That reminds me. Didn't Craig go apeshit over Bebe's breasts?

one thing is for sure,whoever is his wife in the future and if that wife is fro his school will be the most successful girl of her class
i mean considering how good cartman is at running successful businesses,he could become something like the ceo of ea

Matt and Trey used to say that Stan would likely be the gay one but they have changed and evolved the characters over the years. Cartman's likely more of a Caligula like figure in that he only cares about his own pleasure and doesn't care who's doing it as long as he gets something out of it.

He just wanted to fuck everyone to death, man.

He'll either be the CEO of a time travel company or a loser that works at a gas station. His future constantly wavers between the two.

nah, the one to have a successful business will be Butters
probably with at least one of the boys working for him

Pansexual aromantic?

They delayed it until Q1 2017

sorry couldn't stand it,had to post the video link
youtube.com/watch?v=ENIdFGcRM78

The way he says "Holy shit" makes me laugh so fucking hard.

You're the only person that remembers that movie.

I have a feeling this is going to be a joke where they don't actually play doctor and instead she shows Cartman a biology book and they start reading books to fill the void of not being online.

The trailer was pretty funny and exploitable.

More pure hedonist without any other tags.
It's all for him and nobody else.

But then I just call people like Cartman fucking psychos.

>Cred Forums makes an app to name the jew
>jews caught on
>they name themselves
>now everyone can name the jew
Why does everyone always call Cred Forums stupid when they succeed in everything they do?

member when SP was good

I want Cartman to identify as a pansexual aromantic bigender queer though. It'd be funny.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

I need all available info on this right now. Right now. Science. Right now.

See, thats what I said.

Its exactly the kind of thing Trey would do.

>Season 2
>Good
Ease off on those memberberries

Didn't cartman literally jack off over gay fantasies in the creek episode?

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Inb4 Cartman is the perfect boyfriend material.

stein, berg, cohen, I'm sure there's a list of specific surnames as well as some explicitly listed names in a table somewhere of known jewish people

I never used it so I don't know the specifics

Did South Park only get good during Season 5 or am I misremembering things?

The usual opinions are mixed between season 3, season 4 or season 5

South Park started out good, then dropped in quality around season 3, then completely gave up around season 8 and ran one joke per episode. Now it's one joke per season.

They really aren't, name on classic female stand up special. ...

This season, if it's progressive he'll probably do it.

first 3 seasons were comfy as fuck desu

I've always thought chicks are better audicences for comedy because they pick up on all the social cues and shit. That's just my opinion as a professional goof ball though.

George Carlin.

Season 1 was great, Seasons 2 and 3 were a hit and miss but the show became consistently amazing after that.up until season 12.
Now it's back to hit and miss again, but still way better than any of the other adult cartoon shows currently airing.

I can't stand SJWs, but I am still amazed at how PC Principal. And I love that he stayed around.

Hey, Towelie is a bonus character in Fractured But Whole, do you think he'll appear in this season?

>Women
>Picking up jokes well
You must be retarded. They don't understand context clues or subtle implications- they just project implications.

i hope not!

Agreed.

One thing is wanting to kick cartmans ass for abusing yelp and fucking with his parents.

Other thing is getting butthurt just because cartman pronounces his name differently.

Even when the loli doesn't have a figure?

Drew something

Didn't people think PC Principle was a Crab Person last season?

I'm intrigued but ready to be disgusted

I just posted it in the general 34 on pco

Why is the pco so overwhelmingly pedo?

>Cartman gets laid and stops caring about social justice.

what is this

Mmmmmmmmkinda

It was a gay fantasy, but it was with a version of himself. He just loves himself way too much.

The Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.

It's one of the few boards that really allows loli and /ss/

he was also pretty darn happy when wendy kissed him

>implying that wasn't his plan the whole time
we're gonna have old cartman back in an ep or two

link?

Has southpark done an episode explaining why they don't age during the last 20 seasons?

Jesus christ, man. Just the way Heidi is being so understanding and helpful about that really hit the hardest.

boards.plus4chan.net/pco/

10/10 ending

A Million Little Fibres consistently tops worst episode lists so I doubt we'll ever be seeing him again.

They have aged 2 years since season 1

They do age. Do you not remember Casa Bonita?

ACTIVATE PROTOCOL ZERO

Is Fractured But Whole going to have the same censorship shit on consoles SoT had?

That was pretty great. I want to actually Label my hammer "PROTOCOL ZERO" and leave it out on my desk now.

He literally walked around jacking it to close out an episode

She's another living advertisement.

How many fan arts have spawned since this episode?

the us console versions of them were uncensored
so just make a us psn account and get 2 50 dollar psn cards and pre order it from the us psn store

Haven't seen this episode yet.
Is this exactly like that ad Jimmy wanted to put his dick in?

Will this also go nowhere?

A few. One got deleted yesterday before I could see it. Ludicrous. A little 9 year old vag never hurt anybody.

>and get 2 50 dollar psn cards
You ain't foolin' nobody goin' down a dollar. Get outta here monsta!

Doubtful. Heidi's been around since season 3/4 and has made some prominent appearances

He was just dancing on the spot naked though, his arms were clearly not doing a jacking movement

hard to tell now. A lot of stuff they do they never bring up or again

if you want the gold editon then ya gotta give up 90 dollars(includes season pass)
and since its quite possible that whatever happens in this season will not be included in the main game,they might add it as dlc so i guess the boyfriend girlfriend thing might be dlc or not i dunno

>member when SP was good
It's not hard to remember yesterday.

she's not an ad, she's an old character that was used before; unless the ad plotline involves body-snatchers and cloning.

really, the way they're speaking was the setup for the tone change in cartman's final reaction
it's also expected that they're "dead" to social media so they should be talking strangely, like a ghost would.

Sheila probably.

>unless the ad plotline involves body-snatchers and cloning.
An old woman that Caitlin Jenner bravely ran over was alive and well in this episode.

what happened to the danish?!?

How are Trey & Matt gonna explain that one?

The Danish know about Trolls, they have experience with magic.

>We don't care
They change the canon all the time.

My DVR cut off the last minute
Can anyone tell me what after they talked about the French fries?

You missed out on the stinger

youtube.com/watch?v=ENIdFGcRM78

Sex is something fun you do with boys that you like.

Have you tried being likable?

Alright, where is the lolicunny porn at?

its called an echo and apparently its used by da ebil right wing to evade bot detection and harass de wimmins niggas and joos

I'm always surprised how strong the cartooning in South Park is when you pay attention. The animation being what it is, it's easy to forget.

I honestly think that Cartman is somehow still evil and behind everything.

Haha nice thanks user

why would I want to have sex with a boy?

I liked that he "secure empty trash" because he was in a Mac. It's the little details.

because boys are cute

I don't know why you're being sarcastic, it actually is used by alt-rights to let each other know someone is Jewish or sympathises with Jewish people.

>South Park actually acknowledged the existence of yaoi fanart
>IT REALLY FUCKING DID
>LIKE SERIOUSLY A WHOLE EPISODE ABOUT IT
>THERE EVEN WAS ACTUAL SHIPPING FANART IN IT

Seriously, I *know* Tweek x Craig actually, really, legitimately exists but my mind refuses to believe it.

>otp
Fucking disgusting

the thing is Cartman's long cons either go off to perfection or fuck up

Casa Bonita and awesome-o as examples

The creators of south park are so old...

citation needed

they actually requested the fanart for the episode

because the mass hysteria over the alt-right is fucking retarded.

its a bunch of idiots being idiots on the internet. What is new?

>everyone acting like Trump or Hillary getting voted in will destroy america
>noone remembers Obama winning in south park and everyone thought he'd end the world
Even the writers trapped themselves.

I have a feeling Cartman will use his knowledge of girls not having balls after seeing Heidi's vagina to discredit Caitlyn Jenner.

Also what was Kyle's jersey number from when they played football?

Obama wasn't a corrupt career politician or a populist megalomaniac

$5 says his and Heidi's relationship will drive the girls and/or the boys into a a gender war

>b-but
The reaction is still the same. Obama nor Bush destroyed the world except some middle eastern countries. Truntin won't either.

Nice clock Ahmed

>46 and 45

It's kind of weird to think of the creators of South Park as older than John Oliver.

The season ends after the election so there's a chance Garrison will win.

Christ. Would they redesign the video game scenario if they predicted the wrong candidate to win?

real talk who do you want to win irl the turd sandwich or the giant douche?

That or they don't even remember. It was a one-off gag from 8 years ago.

I always thought those normal eyes on Canadian heads looked kinda creepy

>want to win

I want neither to win but I'm voting for the turd sandwich. The giant douche thinks vaccines cause autism and I'm a single-issue voter when it comes to that. Take every anti-vaxxer and fuck them all to death.

its the other way around

>Caring this much about vaccines
Did they give autism?

IF TRUMP WINS GARRISON BECOMES PRESIDENT!! EVERYONE VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!

Autists should be put to death. They are a virus and plague to the world.

By the way where the fuck is Kenny anyways

a real troll

Giant douche. The senete will block all of Trump's stupid ideas where as the turd sandwich will get to do whatever they want.

Yup.

this pretty much

Trump might be a ass but at least he can be relatively reigned in when need be whereas Hillary on the other hand is very well likely used to using blackmail and threats to get her way.

Worst case scenerio with Trump is he's an inffective president blocked at every turn

Worst case scenario with Hillary is she face flops right into WW3 then tries to steal all the furniture and fixtures AGAIN if/when she leaves the whitehouse

Even high-functioning autistic master race?

I have, they always just point and laugh at me.

They aren't the master race. They make children's cartoon reviews on the Internet.

I wish Cred Forums would stop ruining our discussion about girl balls.

Did Clyde have Danish or Dutch heritage? I can't remember which was said during the Slash episode.

No. But i want to Dad.
What did he mean with this?
I'm not memeing is this some kind of reference i missed?

Is it bad that I actually want to see her vagina?

really?

Yes.

You're not

Check the Wiki.

Why would that be bad, naked girls are nice to look at

Sentimental bullshit, as in, I want my dad to tell me about his life, his personality, etc. Gerald called him a smartass because that's clearly not what he meant, but Ike didn't pick up on it or ignored it.

Yes really.
I'm not american.
There's some stuff that flies over my head.

hes totally planning something but that "hoooly shit" indicates that at least he didnt plan that.

>Do you know who I am?
>No, but I want to, dad

She's like, 8.

you know the saying - if her name's on the clock..

Do you think Garrison would admit he is SkankHunt42 if that would make him lose the election?

Your point? This is impossible to defend without being labelled a pedo but naked people are nice to look at and the younger they are the more smooth and nice they look, its just pleasant to your brain, pedo or not.

Nah you're just a sick fuck.

I hope Heidi and Cartman plan something together rather than it be a backstab, they could take revenge on the boys for breaking Cartmans stuff and find out who Skankhunt is.

>pedo or not
As if you would know what it's like to not be a pedo

Hillary is Skankhunt, or at least the original account I bet, she may also be in charge of the member berries being mass produced around America to confuse everyone. Her being Skankhunt too also gives her the advantage of censoring the internet as part of her and her party's goals also once the account becomes shared she really can't be blamed for it if multiple people are using it and she was the one who originally created it.

Sure, enjoy your repressed culture.
Here kids are all naked at the beach and nobody cares, youth is healthy and should be celebrated

everything he says is a lie

Who do you think Gerald will meet in the next episode?

>tfw no episode next week

The only thing repressed in you trying to repress your pedo urges. Sick fuck, go get gassed.

>Here kids are all naked at the beach and nobody cares, youth is healthy and should be celebrated
Nobody is saying it's bad and unnatural for children to be naked, only that your response to it is, considering you implied you're sexually aroused by children.

My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted.

Unlikely. It'd be hilarious, but it's not Matt and Trey's style to find fault entirely with one end of the spectrum, and it especially wouldn't make sense with what they've built up so far.

Sorry, Cred Forums.

...

MODS

>Wanting to look at an 8 year old's vagina
>not a pedo
What?

Nice

OOOOOOOOOOH IM TELLIN'

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I like this

Season Tier List
>God Tier
3,4,5,6,8,11,14,19
>Great Tier
1,10,15
>Good Tier
2,7,12,16
>Meh Tier
9,13,17(honestly the Black Friday Trilogy saved it)
>Garbage Tier
18

but wit, where are her balls?

This is fine.

Hell you're even on model. Kudos user.

She told you girls do not have balls, Eric.

Ike wanted to know Gerald better, the human gerald, things he love, spend time with him.
Not in a sexual way, btw.

why does she look as though she's about to vomit

Because you aren't Cartman

Be still my beating heart.

link?

So...where are the balls? I see the vagina but there's like, nothing at the bottom.

keewl

Dubs for truth and justice!!

so obvious that it's going to be revealed cartman only went PC because he wanted to crush pussy.

Gotta go with this, the fact that he actually asked him to meet under an actual bridge?

delit thes

No! This is too cute! It will devastate me if they ever split.

Where are the rest of his chins?

i still cant stand seasons 15 and 16. That was truly the dark age for south park

>hetero fanart
Finally.
Thank you based Matt and Trey for keeping love pure like God wanted.

so what happened to barbrady? Did he get his job back or is he still fucked?

Matt and Trey forgot about him because they're hacks.

I'm going to hell.

So what you're telling me is girls have TWO butts?

You fol! You said it out loud!
That's exactly the sort of behavior that ends with them undoing a hetero ship!

already happened when Kyle's fanily moved to San Francisco

Welcome to 2002

It's nice that Eric finally found a girl. I felt kind of sorry for him after that false start with Wendy.

THICCfags need to fuck off.

What the hell was it?

vagina

Tayrine Seifert is her name.

Why does shit like South Park and Peanuts translate so well into anime?

Nude pic of Heidi.

>Kyle goes dere for Cartman
>Cartman gets gf
What a player

>He can't click the quote and bring the post back up, image and all

>it's been 8 motherfucking years since Canada went on strike

Are you kidding me jesus christ

>>Cartmen changed his asshole ways and is about to get pussy

did you forget that he drew a vagina on his face and tried to blame it on the girls to incite a gender war?

Cartman isn't turning over a new leaf. He's making sure the girls accept him on their side.

Come to think of it, what if he is just using Heidi to find out firsthand what a vagina looks like, so next time he draws one to frame them it'll be accurate?

I really wouldn't put it past him. Fucking Cartman ships can never last. Except god damn Kyman.

>the monkey phonics
lol best episode

move here

why did heidi quit twiiter again?

Kyman sounds like hymen.