How did their relationship work?

How did their relationship work?

It was mostly just physical really.

Same way my relationship with my microbead pillow works

I DONT EVEN LIKE PICKLES

Remember when Cred Forums used to theorize that Candy Wife is actually his dead wife, and he just put candy over her skeleton?

Ah, memories...

Chris its past your bedtime

>Those DSL's
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Wait, what? I was still in middle school when this was on. What happend?

Digital suscriber line?

Just that Cred Forums used to think that he took his dead wife, stripped her to a skeleton, and covered it with candy.

Can't remember if he killed her first or not, though...

you ever had a waifu son?

Yes

What about candy daughter?

A runaway aristocrat daughter he fucked in the basement of his shop, accidentally chocked to death, then skinned and "ressurected" via candy.

She'd always give him a little sugar...

Dick Sucking Lips silly

She was his beard.

Didn't one of the AT writers say that Flapjack and AT take place in the same universe and that Candy Island is actually the Candy Kingdom?

Not from what I can recall, and that would be pretty presumptuous since Flapjack isn't their show. Unless Thurop Van Orman said it.

Also damn, what a fucking name that is. Sounds like he should be a Civil War general, not the voice of Flapjack.

>GENEREL LEE, HAVE THE YANKEE SCUM FOUND CANDIED ISLAND YET

They explained that in the one and only episode she appeared in.

She's adopted.

I love Candy Wife.

...

It's a line from the show, you mong.

I know, i was making a joke about it

oh