Was there a fuckin episode of Winnie the Pooh where he got stuck in a hole and had to shit himself to get free and you...

Nope - he got stuck in a hole and Christopher Robin and the rest of his friends had to work together to free him.

I'm NOT fucking accepting no for an answer!

Someone find a scan of the old style pre-tshirt Winnie the Pooh book where he got stuck and I guaran-fuckin-tee you that pooh-bear shits himself.

Piglet would be great at sucking my balls.

Seriously all my mates are fuckin laughing at me right now and I have to prove myself fuckin help me

I hope he doesn't choke on my ball hair.

I know everyone loves Pooh bear, but I had no idea someone would be this desperate to see bear Pooh

Look you assholes I need to find this information right fucking now, its a matter of fucking personal pride and I know you people are the kind of fucked up people who would know where I can find Pooh shit.

It's the first story in the first book, and you're accepting no for an answer. No pooping in the books.

eeheheheheh

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Op is on crack

They pull him out, no shitting involved.

OP please stop looking for Pooh poo

user, it's worse than you think.

All of us are laughing at you as well.

You are most likely a troll but if you aren't you need to see a therapist for your mental health.

>Was there a fuckin episode of Winnie the Pooh where he got stuck in a hole and had to shit himself to get free and you actually saw shit coming out of his fuzzy little asshole

No

That was not a thing that happened

What the hell is wrong with you?

youtube.com/watch?v=j21f7aeTrbc

You only imagined it, you sick little monkey.

You shat yourself while reading or watching Winnie the Pooh as a kid, didn't you?

>he got stuck in a hole and had to shit himself to get free and you actually saw shit coming out of his fuzzy little asshole

I don't even care whether you're pretending to be retarded to get (you)'s, you've earned them with that turn of phrase.

Madman
How did you bring up the subject to your friends?

>hEY GUYS Remember that time winnie the pooh pooped himself please tell me I'm not crazy

They probably saw his Winnie the Pooh scat porn and he,in obvious desperation, had to claim it was research into a 'lost moment' from his childhood and totally wasn't a degenerate fetish.

Fuck you guys I know it happened in some way shape or form

It was BLACK and looked like COAL or SOOT for some reason!

Now I'm wondering if one of my brothers drew in the book in pen to make it look like he was having a shit

Just keep trying to explain your sick fetish away. Just keep digging.

No.

Winnie the Pooh has never and will never shit himself.

Why are you so determined to prove to us that it happened? It never happened.

I found it user! There's a bunch of screenshots, hosted on Paheal for some reason.

Then why do I remember it so vividly?
Christopher Robin encouraged him to take a shit that he would lose enough weight to free himself.

Member when Pooh shit himself to get out of the hole?

>confusing what actually happened to some obscure porn of it

You actually made me consider looking Pooh up on paheal for a split second. Well done.

What is paheal?

>all the other berries say they don't remember

Rabbit goes back inside to find his home covered in pooh

Guys remember that time Pooh wanted honey from the beehive up in that tree so he held onto a balloon and covered himself in his own shit so he would look like a raincloud

Must be the Mandela effect. Fucking CERN.

Was that the one where Kanga and Roo fucked?

Member the episode where Christophee Robin gave Eeyore a golden shower?

It’s a mystery.

Are you sure about that? He seems wedged in there pretty tight, and I'm not sure a small child and a bunch of rodents would have the strength to pull him out all on their own.

Perhaps the force of defecation would be enough of an extra push to get him out?

Some wiki website where people post fun facts and screenshots of weird animation glitches from old cartoons. They might have what you're looking for.

No.

He just got stuck in a hole and made lewd-soundng noises while trying to get out.

>All this talk about Winnie

We all know Kanga is the one we wish got stuck in the hole

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Hey twiggy

She has a MILF vibe to her.

To be fair I swore blind to my friends once that there was an episode of Pingu where he pissed all over the bathroom floor, but that one actually does exist

because she is one, did people forget MILF means "mother I'd like to fuck"

But that's a situation likely to happen to children. There's a substantial difference between "teaching kids to go potty" and teaching kids "If you shit yourself while you're stuck in a hole you may be able to pass through it.

How the hell is that supposed to work anyways?

>this thread

Not OP, but was there an movie or episode with a giant pickle (or was it a cucumber?) monster?