What if Superman had a katana, the strongest weapon in the universe?

What if Superman had a katana, the strongest weapon in the universe?

He'd probably be a decent character for the first time in his history.

A katana is too fatal for superman's crimefighting style

He'd be able to cut through his enemies like mowing the lawn

it would break

Japanese steel doesn't break.

Rather than a sharpened edge you just have a row of metal fists running up the blade.

I fucking hate weebs.

Superman has a sword, and it makes him omnipotent. He just does not like using it.

>teleports behind Superman
>bisects him with superior Japanese steel
>"Nothing personal, Clark..."

it does
that is what the Sai was made for

He'd put it in the Fortress of Solitude with his other cool trinkets and continue about his business

>Dem shoes

>someone else remembered the Sword of Superman

>What if Superman had Katana

why is everyone insisting on Lois being a cuck

He will cut down the people who wronged him and restore honor to his fallen clan.

Also, what the fuck is that guy's belt? A bungee cord with a lock at the end?

> implying he wouldn't share

He's holding a katana and wearing a leather jacket in what is clearly summer.

What the fuck isn't this guy?

He might stand a chance against Coldsteel.

Didnt he have a katana in the justice league hereafter episode

you forgot to unzip your katana

>Katana

That's an ōdachi, you filthy part-time weeboo.

Don't be silly, sais were made for stabbing.

>the strongest weapon in the universe
WRONG

but he did OP

Update your frog slut comic you faggot

>literally bends around the blade to attack the user
The Katana is the ultimate weapon

Don't you have sexy turtle girls to draw?

Why would you keep Katana zipped up? Don't bully Katana!

Then he would be called Katana-man.

Thunderbirds are cool.

This whole thread is attempting to mock Katana. So obviously they don'tknow shit about it.

Beatriz is pure! PURE!!!

...pure slutness,of course...
talking seriously, it restarts updates this monday.

I prefer kobolds,tqvm...but it's a good shcedule slot for the past-xmass period,thanks for the idea!

What if their style of puppetry was used to produce a new Superman show on Netflix?

>superspeeds behind you
>pssh... nothing personnel, lex