Homestuck

Who are those people?
I know that the one on the left is terezi because of the red eyes and small horns, but what about the one on the right?

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It's Jade.

memes

Jane's way less flat a character than Jake

defend this statement fag

jake is full of semen i mean character

Someone needs to make a trolls version of this

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But they would all say the same thing.
Pointless Tumblr Pandering

aradia: would never
tavros: """""""good"""""" character
sollux: two dicks
karkat: punching bag
nepeta: spam
kanaya: rose's gf
terezi: slut
vriska: 8IG
equius: who?
gamzee: clown
eridan: eri
feferi: wildcard

damara: chinese slut
mituna: precious baby
kankri: shotabait
porrim: milf
latula: mituna's gf
aranea: would never
meenah: pedo condy jr

condy: amazonian sex goddess

yw

Is

Is That A Black Albino Rose?

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Aradia: Plot Device
Tavros: Joke Character
Sollux: Joke Character
Karkat: Joke Character
Nepeta: Joke Character
Kanaya: Space Lesbian, Could have had an interesting character arc but didn't.
Terezi: Vriska's Gay Lover
Vriska: Hussie's Waifu
Equius: Joke Character
Gamzee: Murderous Joke Character
Eridan: Joke Character
Feferi: Wishes she was a Plot Device

Damara: Joke Character
Rufio: Please notice me Dante
Mituna: Meme
Kankri: Joke Character
Meulin: Joke Character
Porrim: Flat Lesbian SJW
Latula: Joke Character
Aranea: Shitty Vriska
Horuss: Joke Character
Kurloz: Did he actually matter at all? I mean Hussie clearly was setting him up to be an important follower of Gamzee's, but he shows up like once and then never does anything ever again.
Cronus: Joke Character
Meenah: Please buy Pisces shirts

>Meenah: Please buy Pisces shirts
i still think it's retarded that hussie's 'apology' to feferi fans was a character nothing like feferi that didn't really do anything feferi couldn't have

I can't read anything if there are no memes in it
This is why I skipped acts 1-3 and I don't regret it.

This is also why I consider act 4 the best act.

Why do 3/4 of them look like Jewish caricatures?

>Developed character
>Roxy
Wrong as fuck.

>Changed everyone but Roxy
Do her too

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But user she is a developed and interesting character.

kanaya you have some semen on your face still

I actually felt legitimately angry when I saw Roxy as a "developed character." Deleate this.

You are so wrong that it hurts.

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>to feferi fans
Nope. It was specifically an apology to Pisces people who weren't Feferi fans.

but that's stupid, that implies anyone cares about the actual sign and not the character

But, user, they're stupid.

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>Roxy
>Developed character
Explain your reasoning for this.

kill/marry/fuck

What about now?

Fuck Aradia.
Marry Aranea.
Kill Vriska.

Kill Vriska, Marry Aradia, fuck Aranea.

This.

>Roxy
>Developed character
I hate Roxyfags so much. She is by far, the worst Stridilonde.

no...kanaya now you have even more!

She's developed in all the right places if you now what I mean.

Fuck Aranea, Marry Aradia, Kill Vriska

>Marrying Aranea
Have fun with that loveless marriage.

>She's developed in all the right places if you now what I mean.
That's a shitty reason. Fuck you.

>kanaya will never taste your semen
>she will never get addicted to it
>she will never stop drinking blood and start to use your cum as a replacement for it
>kanaya will never suck your dick everyday feeding off of your human seed

There's literally nothing wrong with dating Aranea.

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She would ditch you the first moment something better came up, don't lie to yourself.
At least Aradia has proven that she'll stick with someone even if he's blind and a living joke.

i want to pour faygo on her belly and lick it off

>She would ditch you the first moment something better came up, don't lie to yourself.
Literally no proof of this.

Marry Vriska
Fuck Aranea
Kill Aradia

I tried to look up modding that game to help you out honeyselect-user but boy is it way more convoluted than I expected

Me too user
Me too

Kill myself

I don't want any of these

>Literally no proof of this.
She literally ditches Meenah immediately when she sees an opportunity to insert herself into the main story (and that's not mentioning how she manipulates Jake's feelings and fucks everyone over with her actions).
Face it, your wife is an attention whore who'll do anything for the spotlight, even leave you.

Not honeyselect-user, but what do you mean with "more convoluted than I expected"?

But Roxy being a Mary Sue isn't a meme. :^)

>Fucking two spider girls
Booooooooring.

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Reminder this ugly son of a bitch wasted seven years of people's time and conned them out of 2.5 million dollars.

well it turns out that company is historically modder unfriendly, all their games require the mod tools to be remade and the mods can never smoothly port from one game to another, and you can't just whack an .obj file into the install folder to add horns, in fact i'd be lucky if I figured out how to add zodiac shirts when that should really be the easiest mod imaginable

>Face it, your wife is an attention whore who'll do anything for the spotlight, even leave you.
>Missing the point of characters this hard.

Oh, so you're arguing with memes. Aradiaposters usually do.

>"maybe i'll do something"
>people give him retarded amounts of money
>he doesn't do the thing for an incredibly long time, if at all

even leaving aside TOG's input, we should have expected a decade long silent development cycle, after the soul painting and the olive garden

>This ugly son of a bitch is fucking people out of 2.5 million dollars and basically, you are fucking stupid

I was hoping for a pose more like this.

Oh, shit sucks.
So, you aren't going to try to model it then?

>N-no, you just don't understand muh pure waifu
As expected of Araneaposters

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I think the lightsaber pose worked out better t b h

It's because you literally don't understand my pure waifu. Checkmate.

Well, I don't think you understand your slut of a waifu.
Uno.

nah, even doing that requires some weird japanese modelling software that no one ever uses outside that country, though i guess there might be a way to convert them
so yeah unless i happen to see someone make tools that simplify the modding he's stuck with dodgy horns and plain black shirts

Why not have both?

Well, I don't think you pay attention to what my waifu really thinks and feels. Full house.

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Well, I believe that you're imagining positive traits in this woman that don't actually exist while ignoring her crippling flaws as a character. Go fish.

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I acknowledge Aranea's flaws but I believe you're clearly misrepresenting her motives and the specifics of actual situations to support your narrative. Bingo.

Or, perhaps, your ignoring her underlying motivations in order to to place your own, more selfless motivations in order to make her seem like a more rightous character in your own mind, fooling yourself into believing that she's a moral being and denying the truth of the matter, which is that she's a slut. Yahtzee.

What are some good classpect blogs?

Or maybe you're projecting all of this because you lack faith in women and have developed a subconscious hatred of them? Freud.

B-BUT SPIDERS NEED TO BE PUNISHED.

NEED TO BE PUNISHED FOR RUINING THE FUCKING STORY.

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Here is a lineup of everything so far.

I'm more or less pleased with how the ones in the first pic look aside from minor adjustment...

but the ones on the right are a lot harder to nail

any suggestions?

What replaced Homestuck for you?

Dorohedoro wound up having everything I wanted in terms of crazy twists and mysteries.

Again, moths don't eat fabric. Fuck you, I will never let you post this without me saying that.

Left Image: God Tier Waifus
Right Image: Meme Tier Waifus
Not Pictured: Absolute Garbage

>My new and original character VRISKA!

>Aranea
>Meme tier
FUCK YOU!

take those horrible things off kanaya's feet

Danganronpa threads on Cred Forums was the closest i had from being in a Homestuck General again

>nipple
MY FREEDOMS

nothing
but I have been keeping busy with
south park
star wars
and haydee recently

Calm down you conservative, I already deleted it.

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Wait......... I wanted to see it....

See, way more less flat

BREATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM

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Were these randomly generated?

imgur.com/a/W772X

There you go familia

nepeta.mozai.com/shippingwall2.91.swf

Nah, go nuts.

Ew, it's Kanaya.

>aradia is floating
WOMANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>Implying Jake isn't thicc.

Fuck you, what do you have against Kanaya, man?

SHE RAPED MY WAIFU.

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Really? Who's your waifu dude?

>What replaced Homestuck for you?
I've tried a lot of different media but nothing has that same spark old Homestuck had.

I just don't like her.

That's right, he isn't. Not compared to Jane at least

I have the most vanilla tastes.

Why? There must be a reason for you to have those sort of feelings for her.

It's just kind of dismissive. She's aggressively bland.

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3/3, not bad.

He is. Especially when compared to Jane. Thicc =/= morbidly obese.

>Thicc =/= morbidly obese.

We're talking Jane, not Vriska

I really can't see the Alpha kids being happy with anyone.

Two sides of the same bowl of lard.

I was insulting your tastes.

For the guy that wanted a thick Kanaya, do you think this one does the job?

Rose.

I was referring to the ships, not the alphas.

And Jane is obese as fuck.

I know but I was elaborating why I put the Alphas into the shit corner. Except for the best Alpha who was killed after he requested to be put out of his misery.

Finally. God I ordered that ages ago.

Ayy, you're not the only one that din't like that.
The fact that Rose stole my waifu it's one of the various reasons of why I hate her.

>He fell for all the entry level dead-end bait ships
LOL

>Still the best ships
Your argument is invalid.

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Rose is better than Kanaya in every way.

Yet, they're still the best ships

Tavros deserves happiness...

Not with them though. Maybe Aradia?

Look man, I don't want to have this discussion again, lets just agree that you have your opinion and I have mine.

No, fuck you. You have trash tastes.

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Ok, I'll entertain you; why do you think I have trash taste? Is it because I like Kan over Rose?

>; why do you think I have trash taste? Is it because I like Kan over Rose?
Yes.

>Dave's son is into incest
Seems right

Ok, why is liking Kanaya a synonym to having a trash taste?

That's a question you should ask yourself.

KILL EVERYONE

>That's a question you should ask yourself.
How so?

FUCK OFF /hst/!!!

someone help aradia...she's stuck to sollux's dicks again

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user doesn't have a clear answer because shitposting at other people and calling their tastes into question is a general tradition, regardless of the character involved and the objective quality of the taste.

What do you like about Kanaya? Why don't you like about Kanaya? Who are your favorite characters? Why do you like them? Who are your least favorite characters? Why don't you like them? Get introspective.

No, user, we're delving into a deeper discussion. One beyond shitposting.

no she isn't

Didnt they have money stolen from them?

Help, she's stuck to Equius' dick again.

>Kurloz: Did he actually matter at all?

Just a red herring. Ultimately wasn't a plot device just another joke character.

I think he did something.

Oh ok, thanks for instructing me about that tradition.

I already enumered the reasons of why like Kanaya, but I guess I'll just post ot again.

I like Kanaya a ton because of her design, specially her hair, her dialogue is extremely funny and entertaining, I find her to be one of the only truly likeable trolls that I would actually want to hang out in real life and I can relate to her in the way that she acts.

I don't think there's anything I don't like about Kanaya, except for the fact that shes a lesbian but that can be arragend, after all, love is the greatest alchemist.

My favourite charactes are Kanaya (obviously), Equius, Caliborn and Gamzee, because I understand their struggles and why they act the way they act.

My least favourite characters are Rose because of what she did to Kan and Vriska because I know a peson that acts just like her and they REALLY get under my skin.

Is that introspective enough for you y/n?

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He helped Gamzee get his questionably legit god tier clothes for ??? reasons, picked up the uncairo serketcoat for ??? reasons, and prophesised with brainwashed Meulin about the coming of our English overlord.

>My least favourite characters are Rose because of what she did to Kan and Vriska because I know a peson that acts just like her and they REALLY get under my skin.
What?

He worshipped Lord English; that was the reason, I think.

What do you mean with what? Wasn't one of the questions "Who are your least favourite characters?"

>except for the fact that shes a lesbian
Don't be homophobic desu

I want to sniff Kanaya's pantsu.

You only gave one character and said "characters"; what exactly did she do?

He just wants to fuck her.

Even if she was straight she's still not real

>Gamzee, because I understand their struggles and why they act the way they act.
What?

It hurts his fantasies.

Well, she stole my waifu and turned her into a bland character. It's like they fused and stagnated.

I try to not be one everyday sempai

I relate to Gamzee in the way that I have to repress myself a lot, I space out very often and I can get angry more easily then I would like to.

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That's not a good reason to hate Rose.

That's not really not enough to make Gamzee one of your favorite characters?

Marry Aradia, lock Vriska and Aranea in a sex dungeon

That's subjective

I like Gamzee too because he really surprised me when he turned out to be a murderous psychopath and because of the unbalanced/happy/angry theme that he had

*wwalks into thread*

Kill Vriska, tell the other ones to fuck off

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>Are You Sure This Are The Clothes That Humans Usually Wear Anonymous?
>I Feel Extremely Underdressed In This Outfit

> Sailor Moon
nah
> Madoka Magicka
now we're talking.

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Characters who deserve to suffer for eternity:

Hard mode: No Hussie

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Did someone already joke about young imageboard standing in it's room?

HOLY FUCK!
IT'S ACTUALLY COMING OUT!

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Ratboy Genius

No fucking way.

Hey /hst/, just wondering... have you tried killin yourself today? Ask yourself would Eri kill himself? Why didn't he do so?

Karkat
Vriska
Hussie
Homestuck
Me

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You know it's still going to be shit.

Yes, but at least it's coming out!

Why didn't John fuck all the alien bitches?

Why do you care if a male character fucks people? Kinda gay.

give me your best fat vriska images

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Will it heal the void of seven, long, painful and ultimately pointless years?

>this roxyfag

Katnep user is the ONLY pure waifu

>tfw you know that ain't sticking

homestuck was a mistake

>you will never butt-bang kanaya's tight virgin cherry ass

b-b-but that's LEZBEAN ERASURE

>inb4 not if it's in the pooper it ain't ;)

Why even live?

>Implying that i don't want to erase Kanaya's homosexuality

Maybe.

But doesn't Nepkat user already have Nepeta as their waifu?

If he's anything like me (yes he a boy) Katnep user is in love with their theoretical relationship. Ergo he's a shipper. Wow a male shipper can you believe that?

How can a person be in love with a couple? Doesn't that make him a cuck?

>implying he didn't

Their only alternatives are either gay or Karkat.

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There has not been another Vriskatime in another medium.

Not everything is about self insertion and fapping. Sometimes you just think the two characters are cute together and actually view them as the two characters themselves. Why is this concept so hard for you to grasp?

Yeah okay but realistically, this game has been to dev hell and back, and then back to hell and back again... The author of the source material has become an SJW whipped autist who only wants money because he's too old to give a shit about telling a story... The game could be potientially full of shitty memes to appeal to newcomers... Isn't that a bit foreboding?

>that one fic where Dave gets kidnapped by Jade into a human breeding orgy
Poor guy. Having to pleasure Rose, Jade, Roxy and Jane at the same time... They are literal chaos gods...

'member when Rose had a purpose, which was trying to stop an endless cycle of genocide which everyone just sorta forgot about?

I don't know, but for some reason I just can't understand that. I just can't. I would get immediately jellous or really pissed.
I guess I'll never understand shippers.

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Why would you get jealous over fictional characters that don't even exist?
Self-insertion just leads directly to OOC shit. You're doing the same thing the tumblrinas that draw fat pink Karkat do.

the people working on the game have no clues about making a videogame
months of silence except for the rare "this game is soooo gooood" comments from a developer
a shift from 3D to 2D YEARS after the start of the project

if you have hopes for this videogame you're dumb

Is Kanaya even canonically homosexual? I thought all trolls were pansexual.

>erase Kanaya's homosexuality

good point

maybe she woulda become an actual character and not just an eldritch lesbian entity to appeal to certain demographics

but you know... yet another wasted oppurtinity on the fucking pile! which is probably taller than mt. everest at this point...

Well, yes, but you have to believe user!
The game didn't even come out and you're already saying it sucks.

Why is this shitty Kanaya cosplayer melting?

If you want a serious answer, she's not homosexual in the sense that that concept doesn't exist to trolls, but she is given as an example of a troll that exclusively favors female-presenting trolls.

they couldn't even fucking make a new post for the release date, they just edited the old one that was already on the site
really im not sure its a real announcement, maybe someone just hacked the website

>literal chaos gods...

uh let's see

Roxy would be Slaanesh
Jane would be Nurgle
Rose would be Tzeentch
and Jade would be Khorne...? Or maybe switch with Rose?

>female-presenting

The word you're actually looking for is just "female".

She is my bisexual for me

Kanaya i basically a pile of wasted potential
Her fashionista persona? Never developed
Her Rainbow Drinker powers? Never touched upon etc...

She isn't melting she is sweating, and why are saying it is a cosplayer?

>Is Kanaya even canonically homosexual? I thought all trolls were pansexual.
>If you want a serious answe

NO fffuck dat! It's fucking stupid! I don't want to discuss this bullshit anymore. She a lesbian rainbow space bug because Huss thought it was hot. That's it. Don't try to make sense of this bullshit anymore becausee there is NONE to find.

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my headcanon is that all trolls are dickgirls, just the boys don't have luscious tits

so making them proper dickgirls is just adding tits

No Man's Sky was also hoped to be good and it became the biggest blunder of 2016... and honestly there are so many others... You gotta watch out for the SIGNS bruv.

>tfw you realize the sexiest image to come out of the whole Homestuck phenomenon was drawn by the Huss himself

but that's just a redrawing of an edit a fan did

Thanks for reminding me that everything except Rosemary went literally nowhere in favor of a bunch of eleventh hour pandering.

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>wake up
>realize I am not Karkat
>have a good day

is that boobs or fur on jadesprite? maybe a bit of both?

uhhh nope

>uhh nope
uhh yes
a fan edited the equius and aradia kiss to be jade and jadesprite, and then hussie copied that edit almost exactly

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I thought he just flipped it around and drew the rest. Oh welp I guess he was "employing" his slaves from much earlier than I thought.

hiveswap.com/index.php#news

HIVESWAP RELEASE DATE: JANUARY 2017

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SOMETHING IS ACTUALLY KIND OF HAPPENING FOR ONCE, IT'S REAL

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What did they mean with this

> :33 < lol what the fresh furrick?
> :33 < oh well that's confirmed... I guess

I think that fan was me. His was much better.

Does anybody else know about this?

always kill vriska

Know about what?

You know
THIS

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Literally what user?
I don't understabd what are you talking about.
Could you please be more specific?

To be fair, the Olive Garden story was well worth the cash people forked over. If he took the 2.5 million and made something that was even better than Hivebent conceptually who would be mad

This whole... thing! Right over here! How are you not seeing this?

>To be fair, the Olive Garden story was well worth the cash people forked over.
except people didn't give him the money to go to olive garden at all
>even better than Hivebent conceptually
whats so good about hivebent?

No... NOOOOOOOOO

>THIS

What did he mean by this?

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Fag.

we have to remedy this

>Stealthily update the old post from 2015 instead of making a new post that gets noticed and picked up by people or RSS feeds
>WEBSITE STILL SAYS THE GAME IS 3D

For a moment I was worried, I thought What Pumpkin was beginning to show a sliver of competence.

To be specific, I was talking about the Hiveswap stuff, I just wanted to get a bit of the old noon shitpostin' done

>fucking karkat
jesus christ

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>it turns out it's still in 3D and looks really good
>it was just a prank, bro, look, there's the hidden camera
I'd unironically give Hussie a tip of the hat if this was his plan all along

Can we get some angry Nepetas right fucking now?

>it was just a prank, bro, look, there's the hidden camera

I'd beat Huss with the camera in the head till he dies right at that fucking instant

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>what if Vriska was a jadeblood
or
>what if Kanaya took her obsession with Vriska too far

how about some pimpeta instead

>what if Kanaya took her obsession with Vriska too far

>If I Can't Have You My Dearest... I Will BECOME You. I Will FUCK Myself :'(

Nobody cares to feferi if thats what you imply

they care about feferi more than astrology

Why the " :'( " face user

How about some of THIS

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I mean Kanaya masterbating to Vriska in a Vriska cosplay is pretty good so why not make her cry too?

TRIPLE PATHETIC COMBO

Hmm.

But that's completely normal for meowrails. Nep is feral so she don't care about no clothes unless in public and Eq probably sleeps in the nude too. Better to wake up drenched in sweat than to have clothes clinging to you as well.

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Hussie has failed at human relations since before he became an artist. It's no surprise he can't write good characters (or hire the right people to do it for him).

sause please as google is a bad

I love you Katnep user! In a pale way :3

Sorry, no idea, man.

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How long has that been there?

>TOG -> MSPA Reader -> Bolin -> Toby = CANWC
>Not:
>Toby -> Bolin -> CANWC = MSPA Reader -> TOG

Still pretty good.

hard to say, no more than a couple of months
for reference this is what the post said originally
>Welcome to Hiveswap’s newly redesigned website! We’ll have a lot of cool things to show you here between now and the game’s launch, like concept art, screenshots, behind-the-scenes insight into the development process, and more.

>Be sure to check out our dev blog, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and sign up for our newsletter to stay up to date. Also check out the new Hiveswap FAQ for answers to all your burning questions.

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I'd put softowl in midtier, she was only doing what she could to keep Hussie from sinking his own ship while keeping his business afloat
not how I'd do it, but understandable

Aradia keeps nibhling my toes!! Make her stop...she might eat me

I checked it recently, it's definitely only been there for at most a few days

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What the hell? Why is she doing that? What are you forcing her to do user?

yeah i just checked the google cache for the site, it's very recent

wait shit i confused myself, the google cache is showing the new text, so it is a couple days old

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I wish MSPA reader just offed themselves.

No jokes, just straight up suicide.

A lot of characters should've done that actually.

I think her canines are finally starting to grow in... she's teething!

>Fuck Me High

Are you trying to start an interstellar war?!

Is there any chance at all that Hiveswap could be good? The lead writer at least has good taste in Homestuck characters.

What the fuck did I stumble on.

Canines? But Aradia's canines are quite small...

there is no chance it will live up to expectations, hussie can't even make a flash good anymore and a game is vastly more complex

act 6|

>You will never fuck a stoned kanaya

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Arabia, I knew it! What have you done with Aradia?

I don't know why the fuck he couldn't just do it on his own. He programmed a paint tool for his dad or some shit didn't he? Look at fuckin Austin Jorgensen (creator of LISA) he probably has a day job, hobbies, probably a girlfriend too. It took him 2 years yeah, but Hussie could've easily made a game in the SEVEN FUCKING YEARS he kept fucking with us. He had all the connections already if he couldn't make music/art/whatever. Ffffuck Hussie nigga.

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Girls are like that, man.

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how many /day 1 pirate/ here

Post your version please.

>Kanaya will never look at you like that

>he doesn't get the first episode for ""free""

we don't know how much programming he actually did for his dad, he didn't program the games in homestuck in any case besides i think myststuck
I'll download a copy just to record a webm of me dragging it into the recycle bin

didn't know about the kickstarter until after it was over
Considering he supposedly got his master's in comp sci or something, I wouldn't be surprised if he did a large majority of the programming

I want to cum inside Kanaya Maryam.

Jade's thick, beautiful lips

I'll give it a try but I don't expect much

>He actually willingly gave money for this disaster

Wtf? What is this? What did he mean with this?

That's not the only pair of lips she's got that's thick and beautiful.

her doggy dick!

I said lips.

Is dogtier Jade canon hairy all over?

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She's as smooth as the babies she births.

Rose is on the front page of /aco/!

Congratulate her!

Since those things are probably like miniature bears I'd say she's pretty hairy.

Why do people draw hair bands like that?

>miniature bares
The only hair they've got is on their fluffy puppy ears

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It's like a meat pillow

The cuntdyke's long long pants

Did he ever document his visits like he said he would? I wasn't there and it's in the archive.

Fuck, I mean not in the archive.

W----E

>""""""""""free"""""""""""

Uhh coin-slot-eyed dirty jap influence?

I know I'm probably going to regret this but... wtf is the Olive Garden story?

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Would you fall asleep on it?

>being THIS newfig

>He doesn't know the legends of Hussie's journey to Olive Garden

I bet you don't know about the time he filled in all those advertising forms to get a free gift card either

Don't say I don't do anything for you fucks.

wheals.github.io/tumblr/tumblr.html#land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-pasta-la-vista

I don't follow his goddamn life story like you do you fuckin creeps. I might've probably heard about it already and I just forgot.

Google does give me something but I don't feel like making half a shit worth of effort to decipher the usual wall of bullshit he spews.

Just give me a quick rundown. Please.

>calling others creeps whilst still asking for the story
wew

I 'member!
Oh! Do you 'member when Hussie accepted user commands?

>wheals.github.io/tumblr/tumblr.html#land-of-souls-and-olives-a-conclusion-pasta-la-vista

See? This is the type of bullshit I want to distance myself from.

An overly convoluted fuckfest that could've been summarised in like 10-15 fucking sentences.

Come on don't tell me guys are literally that autist that you can't do that for me.

RWBY for sure. Just as much waifu shitting

what is this retarded way of asking for help that you're doing, you were literally given all the info, stop sperging out and read it yourself if you're so interested

I stopped reading in about 2013. how can I get caught up so I can finish without binge reading the whole archive again?

>joey with a lightsaber
i can see it. the original lightsaber props were actually just flashlights after all.

'member when Homestuck was good

Well fuck you too you insensitive cunt. I literally get triggered when I see a wall of text made by hussie now THANK THE PAST 7 YEARS FOR THAT!

You know what? I think this story is as much of a complete waste of fucknig time as HS itself so fuck all of this.

>how can I get caught up

DON'T!!!

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LOL

are you the same guy who only read homestuck because he heard about caliborn, you seem alike

Don't bother. By 2013, HS had already peaked. It's all downhill from there.

Caliborn continued to be a beacon of light in this dark era, everyone's gay, everything that you've read that happened on the ship or meteor never actually happened now, and Vriska came back and magically solved everything. There you go, I saved you 3 shitty years worth of updates.

>guy who only read homestuck because he heard about caliborn

Yet another person I don't have a single clue about. I'm not a normie guys, I waste away my life with pointless shit just as you do, but not I'm tardy enough either to hang around in this fucking cesspool all the time.

I can't say that I do.

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Tumblr circa 2013. Homestuck was just a huge fucking shitshow. I'm so glad it's over or atleast the fandom isn't sticking out its ugly fucking head anymore.

the game's release date just got announced

it was just removed actually

Ara__ fucked Karkat so hard, he exploded into a gory red mist!

no......i trusted him

>it's true
amazing

Why is Kanaya the best human?

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>It's real

Rose Cucklonde

Because she isn't one

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FUCKIN KEK

good luck with that hopin on bruv, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you

But look at her white skin and human eyes, that Kanaya is 100% human

shit taste

Why didn't Vriska cuck Roxy and fuck John?

>human vriska
So bitchy Jade

your a shit taste

vriska is not part of the equiation

Well, yes, but see, the real Kanaya isn't a human, she is a troll

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boo

>bitchy Jade
But Jade is already a bitch

Do you think this is just a stunt to make us obsess over something small and stupid like in the good old days?

Cause if it is, it's kinda stupid.

Roxy is not a cuckquean

Yes

All Hussie has left is clinging to the "good old days"

He's pathetic

>this thread

Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiit, what happened?
Why was Kanaya stabbed?

>you will never be this butthurt

Is there anything sadder than people who still defend Hussie?

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im going back to my earlier idea

>tfw im on that image
Where did I go wrong

Who's to say she didn't?

That depends, which one are you?

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Which answer would make me the least horrible on that image

read jojostuck to find out

mspfanventures.com/?s=13714&p=1

No hurt, just nostalgia and disappointment.

It could be an WP employee having a retard moment and fucking up some future news update. In any case, we'll never know for sure.

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This is basically every /hst/ thread since the act 7 meltdown came to an end. That suicidal bitching.

Because John and Vriska are not a good couple

Oh, ok.
I don't really dig anime and stuff, but for you man, I'll give it a shot!

*that AND suicidal bitching.

according to google cache it's been written there for at least a few days, plenty of time to catch it if it was in error

That being totally wrong aside, you don't need to be a couple to slink off to have kinky alien sex whenever Roxy isn't around.

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i just took a classpect quiz and found out im a page of space.
how useless/useful am i?
here's the quiz if you guys wanted to check how good it is (it isn't that good)
andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html

I think this was made back when we didn't know about all the classes...

>andrew.cmu.edu/user/rvalle/hsquiz/hsquiz.html

Fuck I hate that quiz, I consider it to be one of the most inaccurate that exists out there

aw thanks dude!

Why would John cheat on Roxy when she is so much better than Vriska at understanding

i took another one that advertised as being "the most accurate"
it turns out it had some really biased questions

Oh please, we all know it's hard, it's hard and no one understands.

WH0 THE HELL FUCKED MY BITCH.

he actually just hates characters with teeth as evidenced by that pic

What do you mean with "biased"?

Sorry buster! should have kept her on a leash! *double pistol and a wink*

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In all fairness, Roxy is probably cucked John with Calliope first

Kill yourselves

there was a question about what one would do if recieved lemons.
there were some answers that were nearly indetical, while the last one had all the answers in it plus some vriska/terezi vibe to it

Homestuck has too many trolls, they should have been fused together so the ancestors were one half of the zodiac and the dancestors the other half

Jane is anything but flat

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Why was she the dumbest character

Hmmm doop de doo...

Oh whoops tripped over something! Look at that, it's another "shoulda been" thingy. Oh well I'll just put in the pile nexto this, bucket o' fantears we have here... there we go...

Man! That thing is sure gettin' taller every day!

>dumbest character
What?

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>JohnVris shippers
>when Roxy and Terezi exist fucking John all day
fucking lmao

Vriska the cuckqueen
bigger cuck than karkat lmao

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Why did John draw a monkey on his black sister's stomach? Seems a bit racist to me.

f u

He's saying the babies, being half strilonde, are going to be retarded

Why is Rose not recoiling in disgust at Jade's pregnancy?

is this what you wanted

C A U C A S I A N

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Think about all the people who would be sad if rose died

LOL

yeah! Like kanaya and roxy and uh...

Roxy is busy wasting her life with a dumb skeleton bitch, and sharing a partner in opposite flushed quadrants with a morail has got to be some kind of Alternian fetish.

>John shipping wars
Could be worse like Johnkat

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post smut stories

no

How about butt stories?

>Johnkat
Alright, brass tax time, which is worse, JohnKat or JohnDave?

My vote is for JohnDave.

>it's canon that john didn't even care when rose was bleeding out in front of him
Where did it all go so wrong

JohnDave is bad because it ruins both characters, but JohnKat would ruin john more than JohnDave so if we are only considering John's character then JohnKat, but if you are looking as a whole then JohnDave

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Reader x AH

>Dolorosa vocabulary consists only of "HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

God this is so silly

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Why would JohnKat ruin John more? Genuine question.

That's not a headcannon; you're just retarded and gay.

Oh, I was wrong, she can talk, nevermind

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gay for a human is better than gay for a troll

But you posted a top-tier waifu!

No, you.

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If you find a diamond in a shit, does that shit magically become good? Or did that shit just happen to contain something good, while still being shit?

There's nothing wrong with JohnDave.

>If you find a diamond in a shit, does that shit magically become good?
Yes.

They aren't homosexuals.

You are worse than Hitler.

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t. yaoi paddler

It already hurts stop rubbing more salt on it

Doesn't mean it's not hot and stuff. Dave's more debatable after the gayifing retcon.
t.Jade
Nah. I prefer vanilla ships over it anyday but it's fine for what it is- vanilla yaoi like that is a billion times better than Davekat.

>hot

Why are you here?

I mean, I can see why people like it. I'm not gay.

Hi icels

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You take that back.

No

If your point was to entice bait for straight ships, then your name holds true.

Otherwise, no homo ships allowed.

I don't ship it. I'm just sympathetic towards it. Please take it back. ;_;

Jade did nothing wrong.

Another guy provided most of the code for the walkaround style flash games.

He sure didn't need the Hiveswap money though. It's still kind of hilarious to think it was probably spent on hiring another dozen concept artists and renting a studio in motherfucking downtown Manhattan.

The comic needed more alchemization

>Roxy
IT'S SHIT.

>Look at fuckin Austin Jorgensen (creator of LISA)
Pretty sure that used some kind of game-maker.

Can anyone recommend some "better-than-canon" Homestuck fanfics?

>a cool and new web comic
>Heinoustuck

only fanfic i can recommend anymore is the sburb glitch faq
>writerfags site is dead forever

>Heinoustuck
No?

Jade don't need to murder to breed Dave

Jade did everything wrong.

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Is Jade going to die alone?

It's great, just stopped.

If only it had time to properly bloom.

>it's great
No, it's not.

MY DICK

How is it not interesting?

Edgy, sure. But I feel it's due to the lack of development which made the fancomic bad in that way.

No, because Jade will never die

>due to the lack of development which made the fancomic bad in that way
OK so it's just bad.

Tfw no karcat endgame

So, can anyone please do a continuation of Heinoustuck?

>That time dave put peanut butter on his dick as a prank for jade but she bit his dick off

No, it's bad.

>jade ever risking her main breedslave

>Jade not being an impulsive idiot.

Shut up, Roxy. You're a shit character.

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We're not talking about Rose, jade's breedings are a terrifying efficient engine, with lots of oversight

>Implying Jade isn't an impulsive idiot.

Nigga I reread the whole thing in 2 weeks before the finale hit, you can get caught up without any time limit looming over your head.

I adore the song "Even In Death," but listening to it is painful.

>this used to be satire at one point in time

Yes, that's what I'm implying. At most, Jade would lightly plant peanutbutter kisses on his dick

Lies. She'd destroy it like a chewtoy.

Okay, so what's your favorite ship?

Meenvris seemed like it was out of fanfiction.

Nah, Jade's not a chewtoy doggy. She's take these big big long licks of the dick

Johnrose.

She's definitely a chewtoy doggy though. Jade is aggressive.

so did DaveKat, huh

Hello friend.

Only sexually aggressive. At most she'd push Dave down and spread the peanutbutter all over his body like a fucked up weird sex crazed maniac.

No, she'd physically hurt him.

Only if he's got a negative reaction to peanutbutter. And getting a sloppy blowjob

Especially Meenvris though.

Act 6 as a whole felt like a tumblr fanficton compared to the rest of the comic, let's be honest.

And getting his dick ripped off.

What is this picture?

Last I remember was when Vriska came back, fixed everything, and they all started having big discussions. Am I that far from finishing? Should I finish HS? I've heard how much of a disappointment it is.

Rose trying to seduce trickster!Rose, much to her failure of liking John.

Only the parts after the Alphas entered the Beta session; then it got really bad.

She might suck hard, but not THAT hard

That's really weird.

Buckteeth and fangs.

I... yeah. I think the artist was doing a request? I'm not sure myself.

That was a big part of the disappointment.

And a long tongue and a lot of happy enthusiasm

SHES ALIVE LADS

Dick destruction kit.

check again buddy

Please, she's a total blowdog

Oh ok so it doesn't go much further downhill from here?

I guess not.

And it would destroy your dick.

Sexually

>Checks Hiveswap.com
>doesn't see it
Why must the world be so cruel?

ARADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MARRY FEFERI

DO NOT MARRY SOLLUX

HE SUCKED A DICK

A DICK!!!!!!!!!

And physically.

Whose dick?

TEREZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
MARRY GAMZEE

DO NOT MARRY VRISKA

SHE SUCKED A DICK

A DICK!!!!!!!!!!

ROXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MARRY JANE

DO NOT MARRY JOHN

HE SUCKED A DICK

A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MARRY KANAYA

DO NOT MARRY JADE

SHE SUCKED A DICK

A DICK!!!!!!!!!

The quality of these threads plummeted after vol. 10 and im glad to have abandoned /hst/.

>decades later
>someone makes a documentary about homestuck and it's "cult" status
>A weathered, glassy-eyed hussie is interviewed and reveals what happened behind the scenes during act 6
>"...it was at this point where I just had to distance myself from everything. I lost all interest in resolving anything, let alone driving myself crazy by even just logging into social media."
>cut to interview with Rachel
>"Yes, I was the first one let into Homestuck's 'core', if you will. This was my opportunity to make Andrew's work really shine."
>cut to interview with IPGD
>"rachel came to me in tears a few days afterward, begging me for help. I told her that it would come at a cost."
>cut back to hussie
>"It was like watching a snake eat its own tail, but instead of it coughing itself out of its mouth at the end, it just kept going till it died."

Fuck off, you really had to rearrange my meme picture to something less funnier?

The truth has no obligation to being funny.