Final Destination: Spring Break Storytime

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Oh shit, this is a subtle as a bunch of dudes sitting in a circle chanting the word subtlety.

He said it, not me.

>The Towering Inferno
>guy messing with fire alarm
Yep, it's gonna be a structural collapse.

>not room 180
Oh was that one too obvious or something?

I wonder what she wished for.

youtube.com/watch?v=lhJfdWxpI2Q

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>the chill af Olmec head squishing someone

Any lurkers?

>bejesus

yes

I was listening!

>Let's make sure to rattle off the names so we don't have to bother introducing these characters!

ya dood

>posting in a story tiem
JUST

Those skeletons are preeeeety creepy.
This miniseries has less than 125 pages total, it's fine.

Yes, in case you didn't remember, there was foreshadowing.

oh shit the suspense

So... we cool?

whoops lol nvm

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Boooooring.

Thanks OP.

She could have warned the hotel staff with a simple "there's a strange smell coming from that door". But no, she had to let all those people die.
What a selfish bitch.

And that's the end of issue 1.
Pretty bad, but nothing too interesting. But don't worry, it gets much better from here.

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The on the nosiness of that skeleton is perfect.

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>We have no explanation for the unexplainable.

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I think that's the first time that character even talked.

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Guess who's gonna die??

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Oh shit, symbolism!

>Caballo Blanco
This comic is laying it on a bit thick.

I hopened to God Mike kalVoda never
writes another comic

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Ethan Suplee, NOOOOOOO!!!!

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>Edgar ALLEN Poe
>FRANCES Bacon
>Dag HAMMERSKJOLD
Did no one proofread this?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAN

>avoiding law suits
Seems right to me.

>Okay babe, I think you need to shut up.

You can't get sued for quoting a writer. Their work is also public domain.

some people don't even want to take the risk

Francis Bacon died 390 years ago.

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It's just bad editing. You're giving them way too much credit.

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SUBTLE

Get ready.

It's time

It's time for...

THE B O N E Z O N E

kek

fuckin kek

Aaaaaaand issue 3 time!

That's some Darwin award shit right there.

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So, wait, are those her bones sticking out, or the skeleton's?

Did she even speak at all?

I think I remember one line, but that could've been someone else.

Wow, they introduced three new characters! I'm sure they'll contribute to the story!

What was Cred Forums favorite deaths in the final destination series,

Billy in 1, Evan and Rory in 2, the blondes, Frankie, and Ian in 3, no one in 4 because 4 sucked, and Isaac and Olivia in 5.
Fun fact: The actor who played Isaac in FD5 is the same guy who voiced Bolin in The Legend of Korra.
youtube.com/watch?v=81Tukx0WT1M

I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually a little scared of these movies. But I think that's mostly from when I was younger and, while in the middle of an intense hurricane, my dad marathons the first three in the living room.

The lazer eye surgery always spooks me out

that dude who's asshole got sucked out by the pool cleaner

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Apparently, they'll die in the order of the rooms they were in. Even though they were all going to die in the ballroom.
Logic.

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What?

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is that ink supposed to be floating in the sky

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>that last panel
"Get out of my face. Fucking tourists."

lol what

Oh no, not him! We learned so much about him in, like, 12 pages.

death by eel

Just to recap: people died.

>tfw so close to

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>Death can just give people heart attacks
Why go through all this shit?

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Why the guck aren't they hiding in their rooms?

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To recap: In this issue, the introduced three new characters and killed them. That's it.

Was the agent even on the list?

these deaths are just boring

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If you need 3 books to fit all the fundamentals of architectural design then the author doesnt know what a fundamental is

Well, that's stupid.

>BITCH YOUR GONNA DIE

The author doesn't know a lot of things.

Who brought yellow cake to the party!?

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>that last line
Actually made me kek.

I guess they're all safe!

why would you go in the bubble bath

Death didnt even do this one. Shes retarded

Calling it now, the hot tub electrocutes them.

What kooky antics does Death have in store for them?

Ooh, a peace necklace! Everyone must be safe now.

You're NOT ready for this.

Just because youre being super careful about death and stuff doesnt mean you cant enjoy a good hot tub

wew

>explaining the dead man's hand
This book doesn't have a lot of faith in it's readers does it?

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THEY DID IT
THEY FUCKING DID IT

A pool cover closing is loud as fuck. They're like 3 feet away, they couldn't hear that shit?

I guess their plan to be careful...went to peaces!

impressive

WE'RE GOING INTO THE LIGHTNING ROUND
NOTHING BUT STUPID FROM HERE ON OUT

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>Death by pool cover
Even on the second time reading this, it's as stupid as ever.

LET ME JUST PUT ON MY PANTS AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW CARLY
THAT'LL TEACH YOU

If you're suffering from supernatural bad luck swimming in general is probably a stupid idea.

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EVIL DUST BUNNY

Wait so they were travelling at that speed, the engine falls off last minute and they land on the beach safely??

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This comic is silly. It might be a good bit of camp but the death quotes put it over the top.

EEEEEYAAAHH!!

Those odds seem wayyyyy too high

Nobody's even escaping, to do the whole "hey we're right, we can skip the death loop somehow if we notice the signs". There's always a little hope in these things for a couple of them.

That's about 10000 people.

So is it me or did he just get a firecracker to the dick?

That's 100% what happened.

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>Fourteen and one half minutes later

Who sterilises needles with a towel and bleach? Just use a flame..

When... Did she sketch that?

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this doesn't seem dangerous at all

Calling it now, somebody gets killed by the copter blades.

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"I'm still here btw"

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Congratulations, you win nothing.

Didn't someone do that in the movies? Wasn't there a fire or something?

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I missed the shape on his mask. I feel stupid. This comic is making me feel stupid.

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What a fucking cool guy

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why were the detective and the embassy lady killed

No clue.

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>HIDE IN THE COFFINS

Yeah I think that's unfair. Death has a plan so he goes after these people who escaped it, fine, but he can fuck up his own plan to kill them?

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lol what

what's going on here

Guess what?
That's it.
I'm not kidding, this is the last page of the whole thing.

Thanks for the storytime, OP. Any plans to do the other Final Destination comics at some point?

Thanks op

The only other one I remember was the one-shot that was included in the FD3 DVD. Not interested in doing that.

Hope you all enjoyed. This was the best Final Destination parody I've ever seen.

Well that was a waste of time.

Thanks OP.

How did he die?

i dunno lol

Well what was the fucking point of any of that?

Thanks for the story I GUESS

I'm loving these horror comics, what's next?

I assume he suffocated or had some kind of episode caused by being trapped.