Adam & Steve

This is gay and not funny.

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Are they real gay or just prison gay like Mike Birbiglia's cats?

Gay cats are cutes

Honestly, Adam seems like a bit of a cunt.

Damn, biting social commentary.

Only the OP comic got a giggle, the rest of it is kind of shitty or just outright "I am gay and easily offended"

This shit is awful and all the jokes are bad, but it's also cute so I can't really hate it as much as I should.

Did anyone else notice how it's called Adam & Steve? Possibly a reference to how homophobes say "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve"?

...you don't say.

i mean i share the same views as the couple in this strip... why are you shoving your gayness in our faces OP?

no one cares about what kind of degeneracy you get up to behind closed doors, just keep it there. society is so fucked today.

overall it just comes off as so preachy and really makes me, a straight man, uncomfortable

THIS IS SOME REAL EDGY, GROUNDBREAKING STUFF

oh shit, you are a clever one. why are you here and not working with the NASA?

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I'm more interested in the waitress

It's almost as if heterosexuality is considered normal and good by most of society.

mind=blown

brb, calling Cicada 3301 to let them know they've been outsmarted

L-lewd

S'okay.

None of them have made me laugh externally, but they're amusing for a few seconds.

Nothing offensive about it, art is good.

user-kun, yuo so clever~

Am I an outlier for considering all sexuality inherently private, and not wanting to see romance shit everywhere?

Overall, yes. There are a few historical exceptions, but most of them would still have been more hostile to homosexuals.

You ever notice that in cutesy cartoony styles like this, giving female characters almond eyes and makeup actually makes them look more masculine and unappealing than the male characters? All these females look like they're supposed to be from a different, more realistic universe than the males.

I don't think it makes them look more masculine. They don't really look anymore realistic just like they have almond shaped eyes

>the majority is always right
thank you for the laughs, funnyman

It gives an extra level of detail to the face when the intention of makeup is usually to make a face look less detailed-it feels like trying too hard on chibi cats. Large eyes are a feminine feature, while these eyes being smaller makes them... not necessarily more masculine, maybe that was the wrong word, but way too adult to be the same age as their peers. Are they squinting?

There both couples, he's merely showing the love of his life to someone else who also has a love of their life. Just because someone else identifys with another gender doesn't mean they can't be in a romantic relationship and share this aspect with others.

Not always, but very obviously in this case.

Porn when

This is some of the most unamusing shit I've ever read, but I will continue to read in case they fuck.

It's not really more detailed though it's just a different shape and make up and eyelashes which women exaggerate in real life.

This is retarded.

Probably, especially across all people. But I agree with you. Just get used to having people disagree and don't be afraid to just hold your beliefs.

Stupid.

Most definitely in fact, unless most of western society is just going along with this whole tolerance of Public Displays of Affection.
I just realized his wife has blonde hair, I thought it was some weird african headwrap

I need a drawfag on that incest waitress. Cuz uh, I like the ladies, you know. None of that gay cat mess for me OH MY GOD ADAM AND STEVE ARE SO FUCKING CUTE GODDAMN.

>OH MY GOD ADAM AND STEVE ARE SO FUCKING CUTE GODDAMN.
Sound like a Tumblr fangirl.

Why? Use your big boy words.

I laughed harder at the replies to this user than the comic.

I smell a crossover.

I'm guessing he feels lumped in with the cat at the end and feels unfairly strawmanned in his issues with flamboyant homosexuality.

BUD THAS JUS A THEWEY
A GEY FEWE

Yes, hence the hypocrisy.

No, there are a lot of unloved virgins out there who get upset over people who aren't losers.

I want to see more of the waitress and her perverted sexual interest in fucking her own brother.

>unfairly

How so?

It isn't a matter of simple majority as in 51% versus 49%, heterosexuals may be as much as 95% of the population depending on the source

decent

cute

meh

cute

dumb

meh until the last half
bugging someone trying to take a shit ain't cute
could've been doing anything else and it would've stayed meh

cute, but the first panel is pointless
could've cut out another and kept it a symmetrical four panels like the one before it and it would've been a bit better

I'm not gonna comment on a joke that I'm clearly not supposed to find humorous

Started out okay and just seems to be gently sloping downward.

Numbers don't determine what's right. That being said, it's not hypocrisy for society to give preferential treatment to things that allow it to exist for longer than a generation.

I like these fags better

Being overwhelming majority doesn't necessarily make you right. Though it's not really about being right now is it, it's about the norms of that overwhelming majority becoming so second nature that it isn't thought of as heterosexual it's just thought of as love or sex or whatever and when confronting something abnormal they seem to envision a kind of contrivance in it despite it being as natural to that person as their actions are to them. Also there's a good amount of gay culture that is simply raising awareness of one's sexual orientation and gayness in general. Not that it's the entirety of gay culture or every gay person subscribes to that ideology.

Isn't that what most of us here are waiting for?

Shut up and post gay comics.

It's just a dumb strawman comic. Could have been just funny but it tried to be satirical.

Are they boys or girls?

>Gay webcomic
>Most likely to devolve into a gay thread
You're going to be waiting a long time user.
He has horns.

>kentanddaniel.tumblr.com

ive also never seen lesbians referred to as fags, actually

Gay. Why are they so THICC?

That is beautiful.

>>>>Tumblr.

lesbians and gays are usually at war with eachother so they usually use different titles to differentiate between eachother

Get out of here, newfag

Why do webcomics with tranny protagonists usually have them look more feminine than they do in real life?

Really makes your synapses fire.

man how long have you been on Cred Forums, i've seen every kind of person, organism, most inanimate objects and several abstract ideas referred to as fags

I'm no newfag..
Check this out.

shut up faggot, you know what I mean

Not trying to be edgy but the LGBT community is jampacked full of insanely delusional and insecure people.

Double standard much? 99 percent of media portrays the characters as much more attractive and desirable than real life. It's hardly unique to LGBT comics. Unless you're saying that every comic artist in history is delusional and insecure?

Got the full comic? I don't remember where it's from

not too lewd is okay?

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Not OR but excellent job.

bretty gud m80

user fucking delivers, holy shit

>Unless you're saying that every comic artist in history is delusional and insecure?
well....

>it's hetero shit that gets drawn first
fuck you Cred Forums

>Double standard much?
No. Not all of them are blatant self-inserts that talk about dramatically about pet issues and get idealized by the comic.

I wasn't even talking specifically about comics; just in general.

>expect cute boys' love short comic
>heart just ends up feeling empty on the inside by the end

this thread just got 10x better

Boohoo.

this?

How's it feel to play second fiddle to a fetish that leads to birth defects?

Wow, that's pretty cool! You're so awesome, user!

Oh my

no, fuck you.

>that comic
I thought it was porn and ended being a huge disappointment.

Wait, that's not even grammatically correct!

It's okay, he's used to being butt hurt

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It's See, I did it too!

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Most furshit is gay anyways so it's better.

fags BTFO

I must say it has led to some excellent replies. I'm definitely going to try this "Say a very obvious thing as if it's a well-hidden secret" post more often.

yes, thank you

That hits home. BF does the same thing, takes forever.

>being a faggot

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Requesting more gay comics to read. No lesbians.

You should try Moon Over June. It has a few cameos from women but it's mostly about penises.

Dumb frog poster.

ohumanstar.com/

W-was it good for you too?

GAB did it better

cry more faggot

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

How come no one has pointed out that the picture has more beefcake in it than sexy girl, yet this queer still complains?

because that's how it works, give someone what they want and they will say it's not enough

Serious question, do you have autism?

Gays can never have enough.

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Check out Spinnerette, it's right up your alley.

YOU WANT GAY COMICS
I'LL GIVE YOU GAY COMICS
HERE'S A GAY COMIC ABOUT TWO BROTHERS
IS THAT GAY ENOUGH FOR YOUR GAY OPINIONS?

>Spinnerette
>Chochi
I've just accepted that I'm going to love whatever chochi draws, whatever gender it is.

Still, pretty based taste there.

Chochi no longer draws for that comic, so part way through you'll notice the art is different.

Oh shit, is this where conflict begins

Never really encountered this in my real life going to several gay events. I've met several lesbians that are comfortable with the label gay.

This is as bad as that shitty one about the mouse. Rosalie Rat or whatever the fuck it's called.

Do people still genuinely have a problem with gay people or is it just shitposting?

Rosianna RABBIT, you idiot.

Bit of both. Since gays are so common now it makes for easy bait but there's no denying that there are still some legitimate bigots who think they're in good company on Cred Forums.

>All gay webcomics are boring slice of life shit
>The only sci-fi one is shitty-ass Starfighter

What's with this shitty meme of all """"gay"""" media having to be all about the gayness? Can't we just have a neat space exploration story with a gay lead? Or, like, Die Hard but he's gay?

Probably because they're badly written characters.

You and me both.

honk

HERE WE GO BOYS

>legitimate bigots
>>>>>Tumblr.

Haha, so funny.

Because gayness is a disease.

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So is autism, but people seem to tolerate that just fine.

why would you want gay media if it's not about being gay?
You could make Star Trek where Captian Kirk doesn't fuck Spock because it's against starfleet regulations but it wouldn't be much different from Kirk not fucking him because he's not into dudes.

Hilarious.

It's not necessary, fags make themselves look bad already.

Underrated post.

It's not meant to be funny.

why not? why does the media need to revolve around homosexuality?

seriously guys pol is leaking

Stereophonic is great.

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All I'm saying is that a "gay" work can revolve around more than romance or crappy slice of life stuff.

Same reason you rarely have media about black characters where their race is completely incidental to everything else that happens. You'll get more of a crowd with characters that are relatable to or admired by the majority, unless people are specifically looking to explore a different walk of life. This isn't even limited to majority/minority divisions; imagine how boring Superman would be if it was entirely about him trying to maintain his wimpy human person and facing mundane conflicts about work deadlines. There are successful series about mundane business conflicts, but including "this guy is special because of X characteristic" makes the rest of it seem bland if it never affects the story.

That's completely wrong.

>imagine how boring Superman would be if it was entirely about him trying to maintain his wimpy human person and facing mundane conflicts about work deadlines.
wasn't there an entire Louis & Clark tv show like that?

What?

The Superman example is kind of a bad one, in my opinion. Since some of my favorite Superman stories revolve around him attempting to solve a problem as Clark Kent versus doing something the Superman way.

I knew this one would rustle some jimmies.

Lois and Clark was more about Superman's relationship with Lois and the occasional lower budget Silver Age shenanigans.

Except gayness is completely far away from being as interesting as superheroics.

why is this so relatable?

You know what else does? "Old" memes like that one. If it isn't commonly spouted today someone will accuse you of being from reddit, probably projecting.

As it should.

i love the little panda g rating in there

I just binge read that man.
Jesus.

What the fuck is the joke supposed to be here?

This one's depressing.

I hate it because the big brother is lazy but the little brother basically let his hormones rule him and now rather than trying to talk with his brother after forming an intimate relationship he's a big fucking dick about it.

Why are the Asian fagfurries so much cuter than the English fagfurries?

The comics about Null-Ghosts eating habits are super cute.

It's a big deal, I guess.

fug

The art style kinda reminds me of that trapcat comic

what trapcat comic?

The comic where two cats are dating and the guy discovers that the girl is actually male, cue the two of them trying to come to a compromise

I assume they're talking about the one this is from

that sounds hot

*X FILES THEME BLARES LOUDLY AT 135 DECIBELS*

Post it.

Here ya go

I am suddenly intrigued by the cat waitress who wants to date her hot brother.
This comic should be about her.

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Clever

good comic

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this is really cute

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Now we need an edit where the husband cat got three panels of gayness shoved to his face prior to the last three panels.
Then we mix both comics into the same comic, with the face-shoves parallel to each other. It shall be /art/

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this page is great

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and that’s about it except for the unofficial lewd follow-up pages

well that was an amusing distraction. back to work.

>unofficial lewd follow-up pages
Speaking of which...
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thanks for story timing that it was really nice

>that last one

>You should try Moon Over June

Nobody should try Moon Over June, it's inappropriate for all audiences.

Yes, rape is only rape when a heterosexual male does it.

Otherwise it's just deperation, and you're probably a bigot.

The artist removed it from her gallery, presumably because it was problematic

> people actually getting triggered by this one
It's not even that bad of a strawman. Introducing his partner is hardly shoving gayness into people's faces, so there is a joke there under the light commentary. It's hardly a shocking reveal that some folks react in disgust at two men holding hands. Add extra irony points if the ones acting horrified would also drool over lesbians making out,

And the replies to it probably prove the point a little if anything.

Heterosexuals are correct because nature makes heterosexuals correct

A homosexual-only society is not a thing for obvious reasons

>A homosexual-only society is not a thing for obvious reasons

A heterosexual-only society is also not a thing.

That last panel begs to be a reaction image that I will never, ever find a way to use.

>there were no videogames

It's something pretty much any gay man has noticed about society. The "I don't mind if youre gay, just don't ever talk about it or youre shoving it down my throat." mindset is pretty prevalent.

who made this comic

Bitch, "furry yaoi" makes up like 1% of sadpanda. You call that having enough?

The original's by Ricket, Guoh drew the other 3.

This strip looks funny but the name makes me worried it will turn out to be tumblr garbage
Oh well cant let fear rule me time to find out.

I don't mind rape in terms of story telling or even in porn.

If a fictional event bothers you so much that you need to tell people you're probably a massive faggot.

The first half is somehow worse then the second.

And this comic looked so promising to.

Oh wait i just got what they were saying with the first half.
This makes me even fucking mader.

can't find it

Dam i know what thats like adam

What's depressing is that this gay furry incest comic has enough actual character development that you can actually analyse them to some extent, yet so many normal webcomics don't.

Dam i auctualy thought you were serious until that last line.

That said yes that strip was fucking horrible what went wrong the previous stuff was pretty cute.

No, it's not.

>And the replies to it probably prove the point a little if anything.
No.

Yes.

is anyone else having trouble accessing sad panda?

Nevermind me, just posting the GOAT

>go on sadpanda
>virtually all of the newly scanned furry doujins are either yaoi or pokemon
every time

Traditionally, its been activist feminists, a group that includes gay women, that are not fond of homosexual men.

Casual feminists are cool with the homomangs, as are non-politically active lesbians.

However, things changed in the 1960's when Nixon tried to call on the "silent majority" far right, which had completely disengaged from politics in the early 1930's with two generations being taught that politicians are evil and voting is sinful. It didn't exactly catch on until Reagan really made the effort to reach out to them in the 80's, so his Republican Convention was a giant fire and brimstone sermon more than a forum for policy. The rhetoric talking about gay men and women as the damned forced gay men and gay women to actually work together, and the Republican Party pandering to the ultra-conservative religious wing in order to keep them engaged in politics has kept it that way.

Assuming the Republican Party moved closer to the center by becoming a successful Libertarian Party, the unity between gay and lesbian would break apart.

meh until the last half
bugging someone trying to take a shit ain't cute
could've been doing anything else and it would've stayed me

Dude its another cat joke. They are cats. Cats will come right in and jump on your lap, if you don't shut the door.

Gays will never be satisfied until the gay singularity.

Never understood that gag regardless of medium. What sort of barbarian gets popcorn from the bottom of the bucket? You start at the top and go down. Your hand should never be submerged.

Am j meant to be on the white cats side here.

This looks nea-
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

But it was adam and lilith

There's nothing that sounds like lilith for a male name.

why are there so many comics about homosexual cats

Cats are fucking gay.

This is a pretty relatable punchline and I don't know why people are acting pissed off about it.

>But you can be as gay as you want on the internet

Bitch you can be a furry diaper-focused pedophile on the internet, fuck the internet.

they're straight though

...Willis?

Billith.

No, they're really gay.

It kind of botched the joke desu.

That's not real, just because it was on your gay vampire show doesn't make it real.

>...you don't say.

No shit,Sherlock.

thanks captain obvious

>your gay vampire show doesn't make it real.
Wait, that was a thing?

>They are cats. Cats will come right in and jump on your lap, if you don't shut the door.
I get that, but it would've been better had he been doing something like laying on the other one's keyboard between him and the monitor or something.
It's fine from a cat perspective, but from the human one it's just wrong.
The keyboard thing would've been equally intrusive, fit the joke from the cat perspective just fine, and only been weird instead of weird, disgusting, and privacy shattering from the human perspective.
I get that it's a cat joke, but if they're anthropomorphic you have to look at it from the other side too.
The whole situation of a cat following you into the bathroom changes once you make it intelligent enough to be aware of what's going on.

No one remembers True Blood? You actually came up with the name Billith on your own?

There's Closet Coon, raccoony.com/strips.htm

It's a classic, but got 64 pages in like fourteen years.

midrash heresy gnostic bullshit OUT

every fucking time

No.

Cant stand the hellfire get out of the theological discussion.

Yeah, I don't. Bill/Lillith. I thought I was making a joke.

>raccoony.com/strips.htm
why does it look like furshit

>people get butthurt over this
>"yeah get over it heterosexuality isnt ACTUALLY shoved in your face!"
>first lewd of the comic about two gay cats is female

o i am laffin

I wonder why. And in this thread of all places.

this ones worse because at least the OP comic had cute art in spite of the shitty content, this one is just ugly

t. the guy who says it

Cred Forums is literally retarded 90% of the time so don't expect actual logic here

Heterosexuality isn't shoved in your face. It doesn't need to be, it's the world you live in.

it is shoved in your face though
it's not the norm either, people act like it is.
Straightfags are already in decline.

>it's not shoved in your face it's just that it's natural to shove it in your face

The point is that there's nothing wrong with a sexuality having visibility and people who say "gays are shoving it in our face" are just people who are homophobic but want to act like it's someone else's fault.

>I don't live in San Francisco but I saw a picture of a pride parade that takes place once a year and oooh it makes me mad

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>every gay man has noticed it
>take it from me, a gay man who dealt with it about as many times as it comes up in a normal conversation and who almost certainly never brings it up out of left field

>it's not the norm either
Don't you have toothbrushes to shove up your dickhole Kinsey

Fuck i cannot auctualy think of any

Maybe if you really mispronounced lilith and stretched the definition of rhyme you could find something.

Lewis

Killith.

The gayest thing they do is share a female and it's not because they like it (it's because she wants it).

Right, but the point is most straights don't want to pay attention to a gay character if his story is not about or significantly affected by homosexuality.

That's bullshit, the conversation started because we told you that it's the exact opposite.

You got any proof then?

What proof do YOU have for your inane claims?

I'm straight, and character that "just happen to be gay" aren't usually that well received. E.g., Gale from Breaking Bad.

characters *

Well, I'm straight and I hate seeing gay characters that only talk about or do stuff related to their gayness, not exactly because they are gay but because they are one-dimensional pieces of shit. Imagine if Johnny Bravo was all about Johnny hitting on women and NOTHING else. It gets tiresome. Every thread discussing gay shit always has someone mentioning this because it's genuinely annoying. I still haven't watched Breaking Bad so I don't know but are you sure that this Gale isn't just a shitty character and you're attributing the hate to his homosexuality? How can I even trust you caliming that you're staright when you're clearly projecting on this issue?

>clearly projecting
Okay guy.

Well, yeah. Why else would you give a shit?

Because I don't like gays.

>Guoh drew the other 3.

No he didn't? It looks nothing like guohs stuff, and he doesnt even drawfag for Cred Forums

Yeah, but Adam and Lilith is the reason we can have Adam and Eve, then Adam and Stacy, then Adam and Tracy, then.....

>it's the world you live in.
Everything that happens in this world is "the world we live in". I'm sorry you don't want to see two men kissing, but they have every right to do it. Either both forms of sexuality are being shoved in your face, or none of them are and you're all over-sensitive faggots. Here's a hint, it's the second thing.

depends on how it's done

How about you suck it up and deal with it, humans are built that way.

>Accept Gays and Lesbians
>Now we have Transfluids and fucking Attack Helicopter Identified Spirit Animal shits
It's just not fucking right. Hetero is the only normal route

>How about you suck it up and deal with it, humans are built that way.
That's what I'm saying though.

The numbers are there. Gay furry yaoi is like 1% of sadpanda.
You are LITERALLY exaggerating.

There is nothing funny or interesting about this
Is this what gay people think comedy looks like?

Ha,faggot

Cry more, normalfag.

>tfw livin secret closet life

> tolerating autism
Where?

I will drown you in my tears.

Oh boy rape
It wouldn't be a trans comic without some rape would it?

>rape is okay as long as it's homo :^)
>the guy being handcuffed doesn't knock the scrawny crossdresser out with his other hand
I am immensely angry

>Heterosexuality isn't shoved in your face

So you're saying there aren't posters for romance movies, and celebrity sex idols, and people introducing their spouses, like in that cartoon.

Because it seems to me that shit is everywhere, but if it were a movie post about a gay romance, homophobes would be crying about it being shoved in your face.

Which would be hypocritical.

So the complaint isn't really "I don't want it shoved in my face." The complaint is really "I don't like gay people."

Homophobes are a lot like racists. They can't admit their own bigotry for some reason, even when it's obvious to everybody else.

>Adam & Steve
You already lost me.
I swear, you woke types use smarm as a source of energy.

I'm sure you weren't always 100% honest with your own believes. Being hypocrite is part of human life, get over it.

>human fallibility justifies living in a morass of double standards and picking on minorities-within-minorities every day
lolno

Going by Desuarchive he did, the earliest results have his name attached to the posts.

Are you gay or you know someone who is homosexual? I want to know how bad people treat you/him/her.

That's why you should generally avoid giving not-cute characters full circle eyes. Either everyone except "sexy/serious" people has a permutation of them (think Simpsons/Futurama) or it looks weird.

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Heretics out.

If you'd be so kind, could you explain why you find this strip particularly annoying?

>>A homosexual-only society is not a thing for obvious reasons
>A heterosexual-only society is also not a thing.
for obvious reasons

#rekt

I want the full version of that picture.

hol up

when the fuck did .xyz domains become a thing

Not even once

same here

homosexuality is just a fetish, and people don't like people shoving fetishes in their faces

About a year ago.

>Missing the point.
>Being this oblivious.

>Because it seems to me that shit is everywhere, but if it were a movie post about a gay romance, homophobes would be crying about it being shoved in your face

>Missing the point again.

>tfw don't know whether I'm super closeted or just like gay hentai+erp since real gay porn+guys does nothing

Cred Forumsmblr is alive and well.

how could you even fucking tell their sexuality?

it's a mistake to think you can separate race, ethnicity, cultural background or any built in aspect of the person away from their life.

you think Bruce Lee for example would have been as famous as he became if he had been an average white guy? he's remembered for who he was, for the philosophy and talent he had but also because of this cultural aspect(martial arts, kung fu) he brought with him that was brand new to people.

you have to consider what is exotic to who. Classic American stuff like cowboys or gangsters absolutely hooked people in other countries as Samurai films fascinated people over here, black people just live with us and their microcosm of media is limited for that reason, they don't bring a lot to fascinate people who most likely have built in expectations from them.

this is the pitfall of racial issues, they're cultural, not racial. Race is almost a non-factor in culture.

>Tfw bf has been unemployed for almost a year and a half now
>Have had 3 jobs during that time
>Feel like pic related

people being retarded most likely, those pics are really old and for some reason every artist ever has been called guoh by some myopic fanboy desperate to get his attention or something.

they almost look more like morbi's style but far rougher and dirtier, i would have to ask him.

congratulations, you have a housewife boyfriend.

make him wear an apron until he gets a job and earns back his pants.

Who the fuck eats a Burger with a Fork

Fat homos.

Can we just ignore all the shit flinging and post gay straight cat porn

Triggered

Maybe you could make it about homosexuals
Its adam and lilith not.
Whats a female name that rhymes with adam.

tarnation, great observation

*female homosexuals

High chances they won't see each other ever again. Alpin probably got sick and died or raped by sailors.

Why couldn't you keep them together?

Also nothing.
Closest is Madame and Lilith but who'd name their daughter madame?

Levan
Ravva
Madam
diaan

>Implying an argument without having one

But why would they be at someone's wedding if they didn't know the couple already?

Maybe he was a plus one. Maybe they knew and just didn't expect them to be all faggy.

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They're not talking to the couple getting married. That's why the woman isn't in a wedding dress.

Where did you find this shit? Tumblr?

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Nice

gas the straights

it's not okay
it is hot, however

I know a guy who came out as a mtf trans, and now goes by Lilith

Just read through that. And man, damn, that was just all around depressing

So If I'd gladly do a passing ladyboy (provided he has a nice haircut and a skirt) and even give him a reach-around, what does that make me?
I've always been confused about that.

Sexual labels are ultimately arbitrary.
You're a little bi, or you could make a word up for being attracted to anything that looks like a girl, or you could be cute about it and say you're straight with a condition, it's like, whatever man, just fuck what you want.

This is gay as shit.

Continue.

I think gynephilia is the word.

a faggot

>adam and steve

Requesting an adult Alpin returning back home to an adult Somerfield, and having a loving embrace.

;_;

>eating a burger with a fork

>tfw my brother does that

Is your family European or something?

Mexicanos.

He has to go back

Are you me?

So this whole comic is basically
>OMG WE'RE SO GAY
>Cat Jokes
>FUCKING STRAIGHTIES
God dammit this is boring
And I fucked a dude in the ass just a few hours ago

The wallies just got ten foots higher, okay?

>Implying I don't have one.

>who'd name their daughter madame
God i guess

that's just millennial shitters seeing who can outsnowflake each other by coming up with as many pointless niche depictions for their (lacking) personality.

Whatever. It's shit.

I live in the ass-end of mexico and he'd be ridiculed even harder over here, what a faggot.

How do you deal with getting shit on your dick? I hear you just do an enema beforehand but that just sounds like such a hassle

I literally just shower with him and use a moveable shower head to make sure it's cleaned out

lol

Like, you shove it up his ass?

Just put it up to his ass, you don't have to be fucking deep as hell unless you are somehow gonna preform a colonoscopy with your dick

Tell me more

About what exactly? The only ways a simple rinse of an asshole doesn't get rid of the shit is either him being terrible with wiping after shitting or he has diarrhea, and even pussies and dicks need to be washed before sex

Do you have to open his ass up?

A simple cheek spread does enough for an opening

How long does it take?

Do you play around a bit while you're in the shower?

10-15 second rinse

Not really, he's such a bottom that he can only get off to being fucked and I'd end up blowing my load before we could fuck

you are now the focal point of this thread.

Good but also bad.

I feel like PDAs are an ego thing, from construction workers hooting at women to being THAT couple that can't keep off each other when out with friends.

Not sure why people are losing their shit over this one. It's a pretty accurate observation. Is it just because it's making more of a point than a joke?

I know several people that claim to be completely tolerant of gays, just as long as they pretend to be heterosexual when in public. This is pretty common.

No.

>just as long as they pretend to be heterosexual when in public. This is pretty common.
So just like every normal gay person?

That seems like a lot of work.
Being a buttstuffer sounds tedious.

>Le tired strawman
>Implying people react like that to a couple existing.

The only gay people I dislike are the ones that hit on me AFTER knowing I'm not gay. I get it's just some sort of homobantz to rustle my jimmies, but I'd be an autist to spam quirky innuendo at a lesbian all day, wouldn't I?

That doesn't even make sense. Literally no one ever says that if a fudge couple are introducing their partner.

If the straight couple was commenting a piece of homo media or two butt blasters kissing in public it would make more sense.

>Literally no one ever says that if a fudge couple are introducing their partner.
Lucky you, you hang out with some pretty open minded people then.

They can have an orgy.

Either gay auto filters to fudge or I'm hungry as fuck right now.

And I live in the Deep South, lol.

Nobody says that and all of my friends are antigay.

Literally nobody does that though.

>two males

Well that's a nice breath of fresh air to see in a webcomic.

I don't think there's enough lesbian representation in webcomics though.

Learn your place, faggot.

kill yourself

Good job lonblue. I am very envious of your quality/speed.

My dick harder than Steven Universe's lesbian mothers.

That's giving me a Morbi vibe.

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>Rinsing my fucking ass by spreading a cheek and letting water run through for 10 seconds is too much
How often do you fucking shower?

Yeah, because homos have a commensal relationship with heteros, at least in terms of reproduction. A hetero only society is possible, while a homo only society is completely unsustainable.

Are there gays who strictly only like taking it up the ass instead of fucking asses?

Yep - bottoms

/lgbt/ has their own webcomic threads. Its mostly all gays.
I like The Quick and Dirty life of Fritz Fargo but most of them are all terrible.

How many feature anthros?

heres another

rickworley.com/2014/08/29/monday-chap1-07d-rough-smaller/

They don't allow furry stuff though I think one furry comic gets posted sometimes.

>MFW I know a guy who's so gay that he's terrified of breats and sucked dick when he was five

What would it take to get more of her?

Philip

Commission people.

do you ever rest?

do you ever stop?

do you have superpowers or some shit like that?

ok

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How do you mean?

>straight
get this cancer out of here

submitted without comment

>implying its straight

why are fags so angry all the time?

good shit familia
I wonder if someone is gonna complain about the bit of gay stuff instead of the bit of gay stuff in this like they did on u18 kek?

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alwaysraininghere.com/

It's very comfy and already complete.

I require more of the femboy

fuck off that catgirl (male) is cute

Horomones from semen.

>straight

>Less than around 2% of the population
Cry harder.

No, you.

s(he) is very adorable

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>Draw a girl
>Call it a guy
I will never understand homos doing this.

and your dick is still 2 inches long

Ebin Trump maymay.

Because thats the type of boy they like or want to be

Man all these Trump memes can feel pretty taxing.

Actually good one.

Then why even be gay?

because dick is great
i don't think you can get fucked in the ass on the reg as a straight male

You should consider telling trannies that being gay is super fun and they don't need to take hormones or have surgery. They're wasting their time.

I'm not sure what this post means or why you made it
Consider taking a nap

I was hoping this thread would have more gay comics

But why like guys that look like girls when you could just fuck girls? Especially if you don't like dick up your ass.

Are you retarded?

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
errytiem

he's right in a sense. you're angry in another.

I'm not angry I'm just confused about how someone can be this dumb
He's not right in any sense, my man

you don't deserve those quads

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take that as you will, but the replies gathered from gayfags in this thread, in line with your reaction, is amusing.

k

Nobody who is amused actually says the word "amused" about themselves.

That's just what people say when they being smarmy but want to give an impression of cool detachment.

I dunno I haven't really read most of this thread
Aight

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N-name?
Wanna read some sad / cute stuff.

But that's forbidden love!

I'm right in every sense. I deserve those quads.

Wow user, good work. You got a Tumblr or anything?

forbidden fruit is the sweetest

Girls don't have dicks. Dicks make everything better.

They like dick. They like men but only with an effeminate spin.

youtube.com/watch?v=buiv3_uVHSA
Tis a reference faggot.

But they don't use the dicks.
That's dumb and weird.

Is it weird that I don't like cock but would still fuck a guy's anus and mouth feminine or not?

No not really.
Would you kiss a guy?

You can just close your eyes and pretend you're suddenly not gay

>Would you kiss a guy?
Probably.

I don't have to pretend or care about being gay but pretending he's a girl is one of my fetishes.

I've seen gay guys (or men that have sex with men) that want nothing to do with the other guys dick.

It feels selfish of me. I'd make a terrible partner.

I think these kinds of guys just use Grindr to find men to hook up with and plan on getting serious with a woman eventually one day. That's where I encounter them, never met a guy like that IRL.

Don't worry, you can find bottoms that want nothing but to be fucked like I guy I met last month

You can find plenty of DTF gay men in general, top and bottom.

But I mean I know a guy who wants me to fuck him from now on and he just wants to be friends while we're in college

AIDs.

Yeah that's not uncommon. Many guys have several friends with benefits type relationships going on at once.
Many gay men are rather promiscuous, that's a stereotype that's at least somewhat rooted in truth.

Protection, PrEP, etc.
But yeah I'm sure STDs still abound.

>not gay
>want to know if i'd be good at sucking dicks

Just get a dildo

Are we still posting gay shit?

Sometimes I think about how I could cum inside a guy and know he would not get pregnant like with a girl or that cumming in him serves no procreation purpose and it gets me rock hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=jjJ8E3TqZ-Q

Men and women still fuck with no procreation. It's called condoms and birth control.

These webcomics are so gay, trying to progressive and all. At least the Japanese know better than to do this fag shi- FUCK

>are we still posting gay shit
>Cred Forums

That was such a fucking disappointing chapter. I can't believe this is what the author thought of to end the series.

>implying you just didn't do that

Is that person you, faggot

Not that user but that's the joke. It's Cred Forums, it's always gay shit.

Fuck you, Jiroh and your shit ending.

Or you could have anal sex with a woman too

Gay stuff is weird and gross.

Also while rare, a young female could be infertile.

So is ur mom. Not even gay but you walked right into that one.

Marry, fuck, kill.

Take that back. ;_;

Nope. :^)

Pretty please with a cherry on top? :(

Yes because one man out of a million proudly saying I suck cock is in the right.

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No. >:)

What will it take for you to say "sorry"?

a dildo wont tell me if i'm doing a good job and pat me on the head

You're gay, dude.

So uh... How do these two, er... you know...

How do they what, user?

Believe in yourself, user.

Marry Taisho
Fuck Taisho
Kill Buchi and Fukami

I don't mind since it still gave me the perfection that is Taishou.

the doc is the top