Animation Domination General #1: Zorn Still Needs a Meme Name Edition

So is handegg going to run late?

Nope

Lisa's feet

VR DRAGON PORN ON TONIGHT'S SIMPSONS, FOLKS!
youtube.com/watch?v=OwwcJiH7tNc

>post YFW you're NOT watching Son of Zorn

So apparently Fox allowed The Simpsons to show ass again

youtube.com/watch?v=oxyMPEuL3ag

>not giving it the three episode rule

how many amy shumers this week?

At least this is a Mr Burns episode.

...

>those voices

so are we going to get a burns plot every week to justify his salary increase? like we did with lisa?

let's see, so far one good joke, several that would be okay if they were timed right, a few total duds, and a stupidly out-of-character plot
it's been 2 minutes

Oh wow Maggie talked

Thought shearer quit or something.

>Maggie talking
>not Elizabeth Taylor

dropped

>Maggie talking

okay that was a really lazy-
>just what i wanted
hehehe okay

>Maggie voice

They paid to shut him up.

Forced as fuck desu.

Pretty much, yep. Burns/Smithers is a good one man conversation role for Harry. None of his characters are really worth giving episodes to these days aside from Skinner or Flanders, really.

Was that Nancy Cartwright?

DUDE OCULUS LMAO

So will Maggie talk from now on? Because I honestly wouldn't mind that at all.

Did they just have Maggie talking for a complete throwaway joke? That's kind of a big deal.

I think so.

Nancy Cartwright usually does the non-speaking sound effects for Maggie, so probably.

Yes.

Not the first time.

nope

the apu octuplets will continue to age until theyre in lisa's class, but maggie will stay a silent baby

>That's kind of a big deal.
Not really. Two decades ago maybe but now it's like, a meme. Like Homer and Marge separating (FOR REAL THIS TIME!!), Smithers finally coming out as gay, or Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart* (*in a treehouse of horror episode)

Someone is fapping to this.

>moderately decent joke
>ruin it by literally explaining the joke

>"Dragon porn"
Thank you, Simpsons, I wouldn't have understood otherwise. And I love when porn actors announce the porn genre to the audience right before it gets going.

>Dragon Porn

Jesus Christ that was so Family Guy it hurts

>>dragon porn
>>curvy Barbie

>Ping pong ball with a ping pong ball attached

huh? i didnt hear that

>Marge feet

>remove the ankle bar

this seems considerably more expensive than just paying actors to be his family

hngggg those Marge feet

ZOIDBERG

God I miss Futurama

Family Guy would have actually shown something than just badly-enunciated french kissing labeled as ""pornography""

they also wouldnt have explained it was dragon porn

...

>>down to the bone
>>now the beta plot

RIP Moe

Press F to pay respects

This plot is moving too fast! What the hell is going on?

>homer alone at home episode

Where have I seen this before

Why don't you just call it "Son of Porn" or something

i think the idea is he can eventually just get enough data not to need them

Fapping to this, too.

there once was a time when the simpsons couldnt afford a new tv

WOOOOAH ITS THE CELEBRITY CHARACTER

>Homer's ass
Man we haven't seen ass in The Simpsons in over a decade. Maybe that's why this episode is TV 14

>the house behind yours

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A HOUSE BACK THERE REEEE

there once was a time when smithers was African-american

and you know, i understand drawing is hard, and skeletons don't really work well with simpson style, but they weren't even trying to keep those two legs consistent.. and it was ONE FRAME.

this isn't that bad

except the movie which got away with showing 10 year old dick

>tfw we'll never see Marge's ass ever again

>milana commercial

God if she wasn't a raging SJW she would be wife material.

thank you klasky csupo

Jesus, just say black.

they built a house there in a week and they'll destroy it by next week! :)

In fact wasn't there a huge wilderness?
maybe it was built recently.
he was just very tan that day
it's a typical post-2010 episode. a lot of groaners, a lot of chuckles, some crud, and some okay stuff. beats the hell out of bush-era simpsons

It certainly isn't that good.

This episode feels like a parody someone would make to show how bad the Simpsons has become.

Say black, stupid nigger

Sometimes there is.

And sometimes its an open field. Or the city prison. Or the elementary school. Or the power plant's parking lot.

before that it was the SNPP parking lot

>TV-14
Mine's TV-PG, where the fuck you got that from.

Shut up, don't say those things about my waifu!
And definitely don't provide evidence that breaks my fantasy.

all young women are raging SJWs, sorry

better go gay

This episode is rated TV 14

>not staying naked
she's seen it once. why dress up at this point?

He's not real is he?

Alison Janney?

Fucking Comcast ratings!

None of this is real, user. You passed out and lost consciousness when you choked on that Cheeto.

How long until Hillary guest stars on Simpsons? Shes got get in with the hip and trendy youth of 1994

it is not, its TV PG

WHEN WILL BURNS AND SMITHERS JUST FUCK

This feels like a Family Guy plot tacked onto the Simpsons and the Simpsons writers arent sure how to handle it

hey we're not all irish

So is Harry's voice just giving out as Burns or does he just not give a fuck anymore?

I haven't eaten cheetos in years. then that means...

Shh

The latter.

Probably a combination of it supposedly being his hardest voice to do and him not giving a fuck about the show since forever, so he's finally at the point where he's not even trying.

Marge is jelly as fuck

JESUS FUCK JULIE YOURE GONNA BLOW YOUR CHORDS OUT

basically they have no directors anymore so nobody tells them to do a second take
voice actors arent magicians. we need direction to keep things good and consistent

at least marge sounds better

>its another "Marge and Homer" fight for no reason episode

every fucking year

She's overacting isn't she?

It's time to move on.

>no bob
Why are we even having this thread then?

Why the fuck is Marge mad?

>MRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM I'M NOT IN THE WRONG

what the fuck

jesus, this IS family guy dialogue

He's essentially having an emotional affair.

Nobody gives a fuck anymore.

>This whole scene
Man, fuck the writers.

>we

If you could fix Son of Zorn, (while keeping with the original premise), how would you do it?

Did Homer and Julia ever actually talk about any of this?

modern women in a nutshell

OH FUCK IT'S THE SEASON 1 DEVIL

Hey, its that old version of Satan.

>Time for the Final Fantasy

the fuck, that was supposed to be a harry shearer devil
did they just forget who voices what characters?

>Wilhelm scream

I miss Manjula.

make it actually about Zorn and not his racemixing family

That was probably the most disjointed, uncoordinated, just altogether incoherent episode of Zombie Simpsons I've ever seen.

Heeey, original Devil design.

can i scrap the majority of the cast?
or at least just the son?
i mean shit, this premise should write itself. i don't get why it isnt.

>emotional affair

I think it would be better if it was just Zorn trying to make his way in the 3D world.

It kinda was all over the place, wasn't it?

What was the plot of this episode about?

It's never no reason, but you'd think she'd get that he's not going to cheat on her after the past dozen times. Although I guess most of those other times it's mostly not considered really cheating because there was no sex. Man, their relationship is screwed up.

That's pretty much what it should've been. Keep the workplace comedy parts, lose the family stuff.

occulus sure was a whole lotta nothin

maybe next week well get an ouya episode

uhh we ran out of time so

montage

with the same song we used earlier

i guess

DUDE VR IS THE FUTURE LMAO

Marge's beautiful feet

I wish Al Jean would get fired soon or gets busted for CP or something.

>haven't seen Zorn yet
>see commercial for it
>"ITS FUNNY"
>"FUNNY!"
>"ITS VERY FUNNY"
this means it's not funny is it?

homer being a NEET for a day.

and yet she was the one that came the closest to cheating when she was with that Jacques guy in Season 1

Uhhh Mr. Burns wanted a virtual family.... for some reason.. I guess. And celebrity neighbor we'll never see again who showed up did a whole lot of nothing and then walked out with 7 minutes of show left.

think i saw a lip

God that milf.

So what exactly was the point of this episode? It's like they had an idea for a virtual reality episode and a lol Marge and Homer marriage crisis episode and couldn't fill them both out so they just combined them.

How the fuck do you build a castle like that?

Who is looking forward to the motherfucking two-part rap battle take on Great Gatsby coming up next year on Simpsons?

'Cause if you thought this episode was bad!

oh look the bully looks 45 years old too

the casting on this show is garbage

the show got better when he came back dude
just not better enough
because he's the only one that came back

so someone said titmouse did the animation for this

but it doesnt really look like titmouse work

(Z)_(RN)

>Headbutt Man

Heh.

Bobby Lee!

Was that Gibby?

Bobby Lee?

Where the Fuck he's been?

>Bobby Lee
cool

>having outdoor furniture

wouldnt the cushions just absorb shit tons of rain water?

It's not that bad, but it feels like it's not as good because of those ads.

I do sort of wonder if they just have a stockpile of B-plot ideas ready to add to episodes in progress.

>MadTV finally returns after like a hundred years
Every week they've been having 2 members of the old cast guesting in.

new mad TV

They usually just put a tarp over it so it doesn't get wet.

Only the montage was funny, but Homer Home Alone, was already done and the premise of one of the best episodes.

Although, its one of the better newer Simpsons, but by all means that doesn't mean it's any good.

>rain
>in california

why the fuck doesn't zorn just work as a professional wrestler or a personal trainer or something?

Does Julia gain any weight or does she have the metabolism of Mindy Simmons?

Burns Wants a Family has laready been done too, in different pieces. it was even the same stage where he auditioned a son
she was a bit on the thick side

Wasn't it because his therapist said to get a family or something?

how else do all those almond trees get water

Is Booby Lee a regular on this? Sweet.

I don't care what people say, I like this show. It's charming in it's own way.

If he was a professional wrestler he'd probably end up not getting it and actually killing the other guys, thinking they're real opponents. I could see that as an episode, but he'd be out of it pretty quickly.

]Because that would be a good fit for him. Which wouldn't be as funny as a job which is a bad fit. Though it'd probably be a bad fit since he'd keep killing his wrestling partners and literally torturing his clients to a better body

>nu-males get BTFO

Finally

oh my god, he tried it
the wetsuit looks pretty good actually. but this fucker looks like he's balding

I think it is

Did you hear that? They said the title!

Is that Gibby from iCarly?

should call him out on his hairline, thats why he's insecure

okay, so far at least i like the coach. that's one character i like
yeah fuckit you're right. i guess really he's a metaphor for how a man full of manly strength used to be an irreplaceable commodity and is now worthless, just a cog in the machine that needs more food than the other cogs but is required by law to get paid the same.

Would any of you be watching this right now if family guy wasn't coming on right after?

Bobby is gonna get killed off.

How is he in high school and already balding?

it's weird, right? he's balding
but he's not. his hairline is fine
but something about his face... his eyes.. the way his brow-fat hangs over his eyes and he has no eyebrows. the close-setness of the eyes. he looks like judge reinhold.

>Reclaimed boats
hehehe

so it would just be tiger mask

Yes.

well get it on rerun x10 on adult swim eventually

youll watch it one way or another

I've seen it happen before. It's pretty tragic.

Loads of testosterone.

shit, is tim meadows getting those little cheek spots old black men get?
he deserves a much better role than this. jesus christ.

>she

He's been held back a lot.

yep
imdb.com/name/nm2470538/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t5

It really hit me hard that homer being alone was perfected, and being replicated. that episode is a staple of best simpsons.

there really are too many burns episodes, especially the ones dealing with his past and making up for it.

no, which is why I'll be glad when it gets move to the 7pm death slot

when did AS turn into the FOX rerun block?

>she

Female bully, what a wimp.

nu-Male

like 10 years ago

2010

did the gecko get a new voice?
why not go back to the original voice, there was nothing wrong with it

God this fucking cuck needs to get his ass beat by his dad.

>there really are too many burns episodes

no one knows how to write the character anymore

Who the shit is playing the colonel now? he's not even trying to put on the accent. he's just doing the dos equis guy.
the fuck was wrong with norm macdoland?

so did they write the asian love interest out because they couldn't get Knives for anything beyond the pilot? I dont even know who played her last week

he isnt the colonel, he's a new character

the extra crispy colonel

head motherfucking desk

oh I think I see now why he looks like he's balding even though he isnt:, he has a feminine hairline shape. it arches upward instead of peaking downward in the middle

that plot point was resolved, she had a bf already

George Hamilton, he's not the Colonel, he's the extra crispy colonel.
He actually looks better with the goatee and glasses.

He wants to show the whole world how delicious the new KFC Chicken Little™ is.

whoa, that corner-turn must have been like half their budget

i thought he looked familiar. though i'm amazed he's still alive
i like that he can make jokes about his extra-crispy skin, though it doesnt work as well with white hair and beard, since ANY skin looks burnt compared to that

in any case i miss KFC. havent been there since before they introduced the boneless breast. i want it so badly but who has the money? KFC is up there with fucking delivery pizza in price tiers

>getting mad because the beverage you stole was actually shit

They've been rotating Colonels for a while.

But Norm is still the best.

I feel like I would be interested in this show more if there were more 2d characters rather it just being Zorn.

Its the principle, dammit!

that's what I'm saying, they "resolved" it to write her off since they lost the bigger name actress. this cast is fucking thin

you can get a whole meal at KFC for $5

theyre cheaper than mcdonalds now

deadhomersociety.com/2016/10/01/compare-contrast-burnss-childhood-trauma

>not getting the KFC sun tan lotion.

how is making fun of him not considered a racist hate crime?

Gibby going full ham

>toon powers

ATTACK OF THE CARTOON LEGS

Nobody knows he's a halfie.

what does 'a meal' consist of?
i aint eating anything with bones

On principle I agree with Dead Homer Society's points about how the show's written now, but in reality both the guy's writing style and the layout of the blog are fucking annoying to deal with. Like several thousand posts just to point out "hey some random fuck I don't know mentioned a good Simpsons episode on THEIR blog, CHECKIT OUT" just so it can look like he always has new content.

you can get tenders, a biscuit, mashed potatoes, a soda, and a cookie for $5

or sub chicken pot pie for tenders

he just explained it though
if you can claim to be a race they cant touch you

Does this mean the lower half of his body is literally indestructible?

Uh, what? Is he a janitor now?

forgot to quote

Okay the lute made me smile.

since the fuck when? the tenders alone were like 9 bucks last time i looked and that was between 10 and 15 years ago
the price went DOWN?

Weird for the black guy to be the cuck for once

Not actually true.

Cookie, (small? Medium?) Soda, biscuit, mershed pertayters, drumstick or thigh.

Steroid chicken my dude.

they started doing these $5 combo boxes like 4-5 years ago i think

also, this is america only. not sure if youre canadian or something

This show has the best ending credits sequences.

ok I gave it 3 episodes, that was about 3 too many

how many more until its cancelled? place your bets

iunno where the fuck you go to school
yeah see that sounds right. a single piece of gross bone-in chicken. that shit you can get for 5 bucks
i'm only interested in their strips and their boneless breasts. and those suckers are being held for RANSOM

Yum. Probably a ton of carbs though.

When will writers stop using a backstory to give depth to a character? It doesn't work and is a cheap tactic. I'm looking at you Steven Universe.

2D beats 3D no matter what.

At least it's better than Last Man on Earth.

Time for Senpai Gore.

Man, Son of Zorn doesn't deserve Tim Meadows.

chicken prices in general have been rising in the last few years though
fuck me, I gotta get to a KFC

WE NOW RETURN TO...

WE NOW RETURN TO

I never heard about him dying!?!?

PLACE! BETS! NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

Frank Sintara Jr died? When the fuck was this?

can I teach her how to use a normal computer instead?

March.

Some time this year.

Died earlier this March. Guess they got him to record his lines just before he croaked.

Did family guy just kill Frank Sinatra jr? I hadn't heard about his death.

WHY DID SHE ALWAYS LOVE JOEY MORE

wait what? did they put something onscreen? i wasnt watching
wouldnt it have made more sense to put it at the end?

they pretty much nailed how my Italian family acts

what's with Family Guy's hateboner for Italians?

Why does his voice sound so weird?

>Sammy Davis III

Joey was the better son. Accept it.

are they allowed to say big pussy?
>theme song reference
hehehehe.

AH HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE THING

you can pick on them without being accused of racism

their tenders is another $5 fill in option. that's my favorite one. 3 tenders, mashed potatoes, biscuit, soda, and a cookie

because he was almost fucking dead you idiot

Wait did Jay-Z beat up his wife or something?

I'm enjoying this episode so far which must mean the rest of the episode will be horrible.

It might be because he probably literally died like weeks after recording his lines for this but don't quote me on it.

I think it was Beyonce's sister or something?

His wife's sister attacked him.

Beyonce's sister fought Jay Z in an elevator

>black guy
>beat up his wife

my money is on yes

>I work out my right arm three times a day

>have been rising
I've been buying my chicken $1.50-2.00/lbs for a couple of years.

its a proper noun

>Showing honest facts.
>hateboner.

It's smaller than the one they have for Jews.

Kickstater btfo

Kikestarter BTFO

...

>Going to the bank and getting scammed by jews is more adult than stealing money from chumps on Kikestarter

>going to the bank for a loan
>not stealing kickstarter money with zero repercussions

Ha, take THAT Kickstarter!

>kekstarter

honestly i'd rather have 4-6 tenders, potatoes OR a biscuit, and just call it a day.

the show is written by Jews so its more like them laughing at themselves
but they've lately joked a lot about Italians
not say i can get them because i've never meet a full Italian family

...

>Frank Sinatra Jr's last role was Family Guy

WE NOW RETURN TO

IT'S ALWAYS A TRAP

DON'T TRUST DUCKS

>no gore
Well there's still 22 minutes left.

Can someone sum up the plot to gears of war? Last one I played was 2.

>Lauren Bacall's last role was Family Guy

What a horrible way to go.

>I've been in the minors

>KKK
Wow. Didn't see that coming. I'm lying.

for a second there i thought you were talking about sinatra jr
because that's how phil hartman died, and he used to do sinatra

Bender wearing a flesh-suit shoots a bunch of aliens.

Ah! Baseball head monster!

>DUDE PEDOPHILIA LMAO

TIME FOR SETH TO STROKE HIS DICK AGAIN

Why couldn't Seth had stuck to singing?

Le dad bets on son plot

>frank hardly singing

yeah he must have been on his death bed

Can we all admit Seth is a damn good singer?

wouldn't be making nearly as much money as he does now.

did he ever squeeze out a frank sinatra III or is that the last one?

He alright.

Fuck. Sinatra jr has that weird slur at the end of words. ;_;

Damn, I want pizza now.

too bad he's a shit everything else

in a genre and style i despise, yeah

A son from a previous marriage who does not sing and apparently lives in Japan as a college professor.

>Joe participating in illegal gambling

didn't he used to be serious about being a cop?

>he doesn't like swing

Fuck off, man.

>him
>his sister
>and Steve's VA

>No gore in this episode either.

How did that fuck with his eye? He's wearing glasses. Did the writers forget Peter wears glasses

>Peter's eye
>Baseball-head guy's stitching
Does that count?
>not liking that style
Lemme guess: metalfag?

if he did a one man musical i would watch it

remember mako's last role?

>Jessica Simpson

Damn, some happy faps back then...

For all the negatives that can be said of him he's an amazing singer/VA.

>le cleveland is poor meme

Get it

Cleveland is poor

don't forget his daughter

>Steve's VA
Scott Grimes right?

it's not 2000 anymore
and even when it was christ i hated that

*had

:(

I sometimes forget Peter wears glasses.

A lot of the jokes and humor this season seem severely downplayed, there's been no gore at all.

>metalfag?
I mean, in the bill n' ted sense, yeah. not one of those BPM-worshipping metalocalypse fags
but mostly i listen to videogame music and classic rock

You know, because he's black?! lol!

Not yet, anyway. Still 12 mins left.

Must be a different guy heading this season.

i dont think his assholish smarm would be a fraction as irritating as it is if he wasn't legitimately talented.
i went to school with a kid exactly like him. beboppin' and scattin' his way through being a jerk to me, and everyone around laughed and worshipped his ass

>had
I...

i like that too, but it doesn't mean I can't appreciate classic swing.

>pork belly sandwich
no. no arby's. no.
you're making it really hard to defend fast food against michelle obama's secret police.
lean beef with a little vegetable oil, only a faggot acts like it's harmful. but big slabs of porkfat streaked with a little meat is NOT an acceptable sandwich
you didn't even put it into the bun evenly. you jenga'd that shit.

DUDE SNAPPLE LMAO

I miss the Snapple reign.

and to think you people kept wishing Seth got on that plane. we'd be without his singing then.

it always looked good

the thought still lingers

Gears of War 4 looks stupid.
>new bad guys look and act like the last monsters
>BUT THEY ARE RED

>his arm is the problem
Time for gore.

This. Say what you want about him but he's one of the best voice actors around and guy can sing like an angel

I wonder if Ziggler will actually win at No Mercy

>Teenagers don't have wheelchairs

kek

Pretty restrained, actually.

actually buy all means it makes sense for him to be poor
>divorced and lost his house to his wife
>lost his deli
>married a woman who had 2 kids
>lost his show
>then moved back to Family Guy where he didn't have a job for an unknown amount of time

>peter is a monster meme

Did that count as gore?

MA

ahhh the gays got him

WHY JOEY

WHY DOES SHE LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE

What was that referencing ?

RIP Frank Sinatra Jr. The gays got him.

Cheers?

AND THERE'S THE GORE

Cheers.

two onscreen broken arms STILL no gore

Are they finally loosening up?

goodnight ADG, enjoy your cuck live action shit

>Two episodes without gore.
We're not out of the woods yet.

>I bet money on your games and my best friends broke your arm
>That's okay

At least Quagmire got hurt.

Would you pay twice as much for a 1% difference, Cred Forums?

first of all subway, those used to be 2.50 subs
secondly, none of those is worth getting

emma is cute hot damn

That wasn't really gore. Family Gore is when Peter stabs and mangles a whale to a bloody pulp with a forklift or Stewie's evil clone hacks a woman in half with a machete.

That was just, at best, a misshapen arm.

incoming frank senatra jr memorial in the credits...

F

We had that before the show started

And this is where I check out.

Welp, see ya next week guys.

Huh. No John Viener. Strange.

oh, ok

fuck you meatball marinara is life

Zorn needs to be a fully animated show. I'd rather have a fantasy cartoon with one-liners and adult humor than what we have now. Why would I want to see some awkward ass teenager be an awkward ass teenager? This is just like the Rocky & Bullwinkle movie, the interesting character(s) get sidelined for the relatable live-action faggotry.

too sweet
fuck you that movie was great

also wow, cher's corpse. so far the other victims have been skellymans right?

Did anyone elses Simpsons switch to Fox news, 3 times, for nearly 1 second each time completely randomly?

The problem must be on your end, buddy.

He dead

It sucked. I want to see the Moose and Squirrel, not some dumb bitch that grew up watching them. The same reason I hated the Kirby anime. Keep it simple and stop trying to make things relatable.

i'm with you in that example at least

how are they not seeing through tandy's obvious lie and figuring out he has some reason to make shit up?

2003-2004?

It was when they started airing Futurama and Family Guy which was around then. Remember, their reruns is what got Family Guy uncancelled.

>Tandy never re-checked the body
after all that, you know he really will be alive

...

you know i like the asian guy despite him being written as the boring character

But just imagine if they had gotten Bobby Lee.

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

and some shit about local news or whatever

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

RATE THE EPISODES

He gone

Will's Weenies: Closed for remodeling/10

Maggie Never Talk Again: 8/10 good stuff this week

Son of Gorn: 2/10 sadly it was better than last week's but still a pile of shit bring back Borderlands or Pooper Garrett

Sempai Sinatra: 6/10 RIP

Last 10 Cucks on Earth: 6.5/10 >tfw you're the outcast nobody likes

News: Trump's tax returns make him Hitler meme

The Sim-sons 7/10
Toon Legs of Zorn 7/10
Familia Guy 6/10
Last Moron on Earth 6/10

News:
Possible drowning in local swimming hole
House left in middle of the road

we live in the same area

>tfw nobody follows the rules and rates the episodes anymore
Cred Forums has changed.

Simpsons: 7/10
Zorn: 4/10
Family Guy: 5/10
Last Man: 8/10

See you next week friends.

I'm not sure they'd do that after Golan the Insatiable.

He has kids?

The joke is that she's had so much plastic surgery that she's still good looking