Is anyone else sexually attracted to Thanos? I'm not even gay, I swear

Is anyone else sexually attracted to Thanos? I'm not even gay, I swear.

Mistress death is that you....or deadpool pretending again to annoy thanos

Starlin, what are you doing here?

Fucking Deadpool... Also, Death is a stone cold fox. When she isn't skelly mode of course.

Uhhh, no it is some other guy. I swear I'm not Starlin.

Darkseid is hotter desu.

Them some fighting words m8. I don't care about DC vs Marvel but I will shank a nigga over Thanos vs Darkseid. Check yoself boy.

This, I can't get over Thano's ugly fucking chin and flamboyantly purple skin.

Nah, fuck nah. You and your little Darkseid fan club are not welcome. Dissing the ripple chin? Nah m8. Nah. Pretty enraged desu.

I'm not talking about who's better, I'm just saying I'd much rather sit on Darkseid's lap and call him daddy than Thanos.

As much as it angers me, I suppose you are entitled to your opinion. Fair enough.

>When she isn't skelly mode of course.
Even when she is.

Haha, what a pussy bitch nigga you turned out to be.

Remember that time Thanos went to all those different planets and fucked a ton of hot alien bitches?

>wanting to fuck Thanos or Darkseid
I guess there really isn't any character that Cred Forums doesn't want to fuck.

Don't test me boy, I am backtracing your ip as we speak.

>rippling mass of muscle, personality and intelligence

How can you not want his purple headed warrior? Not in a gay way though, that would be gay.

I kek'd

Come and get me big boy, if you're man enough.

Get a room you two.

You can roleplay as Thanos and Darkseid.

I'm not man enough, I AM THANOS ENOUGH.

How many chairs does this hypothetical room have?

It has THE chair.

Thanos is a murdering bitch ahahaha

Where will Darkseid sit then?

Thanos doesn't murder. He just offers gifts to Mistress Death.

On your lap, where else?

Pretty hard right now.

Mistress huge rack, especially for a skeleton.

Nah, I know what you mean, regular dudes do nothing for me but for instance orcs are fucking hot.

I hope Deodato's Thanos interior looks tolerable.

Barafags pls go.

Orcs are for one thing only, raping elves. Thanos is for all rape.

"I can't get pussy": the official character

Even the skulls look like fucking legos

>Deodato
>tolorable

He set a lofty goal to be fair, do you imagine you could get the literal idea of Death to give you a hand shandy?