P..pol

I heard my skills were... required...?

Sorry bro. If it were me, I would expect you do to do the same.

If it's not enough to get you into Israel, it's not enough to be considered a Jew.

t. an actual Jew

P.S. If you think we'll show you mercy during the endgame just because you're not "fully white," you're a fool.

Stop culturally appropriating his for of Judaism

I find it funny that it has "nazi" in it

Hitler was an inside job

You piece of shit

one drop rule Jamal

Are these worth doing or is it a honey pot

What's the endgame, Schlomo?

What is the best DNA testing org. I don't want a) fake results or b) my genome sold to X-Files antagonists.

Smfh, even the Argentinians are whiter than this.

Well having your DNA in someone's file is a pretty scary thing if you like to rape people.

Kinda want to do one of these tests to see if I'm 1/48th abo or whatever the requirement to get abobucks is

23andme contains health reports, trait reports, carrier reports, etc. It also tells you if you're related to other people who have submitted a sample.

That's how I learned that I'm a carrier for one of the dozens of genetic disorders that plague my newfound (((people)))

It's pricey, but if you're interested in this stuff and have disposable income, then you'll probably be pleased with the product

And people think they had it bad.....

Oy vey...

I wanna gas you myself

23 and me is ableist though. Should be 23 or 24 and me.

Tyrone Goldberg in the house.

The tribe appears.

JUDEN
JUDEN
JUDEN
JUDEN

GET HIM!!!

Juden Raus

Tell me about times in the past when your race has caused you to unconsciously use divide & conquer/controlled opposition tactics.

JUST

GIVE

ME

SHEKELS

GOY

>Giving your entire genome to a corportation
>thereby also giving it to the US government
>in a time of break through genetic research
>where they can find ways to use it against you, or your descendants if either of you choose to gain a position of power

Why.

As if they need that when they have infonite blackmail opportunities from your metadata

Your childrens children will face the shame of your wanking habits

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what company is you guy's from? this is what I got from Ancestry.

That's an interesting combination. You should write a rough outline of your basic physical features.

This test is 23andme. I posted about it

OY VEY

Oh god I don't even wanna think about that.

r8

Mein Gott...

What's the variance on these?

In the oven Schlomo

none, they dont exist. all of them sell their data to the goverment so you re fucked

I like this post.

How accurate are these kinds of things?

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Those are your leftover genetics from the true isrealites

Hello Omar

Donate sperm, they will do in depth analysis of your heritage and genetic health.

You know they arent filthy jews either because they are literally paying you to make more white children.

hi alex

Could be worse I'm 98,7% ashkenazi and all of my friends call me "high range oven"

>britbong
>potato nigger
>eternal anglo
>muslim
>another eternal anglo
>jew
gtfo

Serious question does the african in you manifest in any form whatsoever?

go to israel kike, FUCK OFF
STOP SPEAKING OUR LANGUAGE

I applied for the law of return to Israeli and I have the dual citizenship for a long while now but I prefer this country over it becuase I don't really identify myself with jews well

his iq is 1 point lower

Into the oven you go kike.

What's wrong with anglos

Serious question

The problems with potato nig/jew are obvious to me

stop not all jews are bad

fuck off, GO TO ISRAEL
FUCK OFF

brown hair, brown eyes, light skin, balding, bearded. basically pic related

family is all white. dad had a great grandmother that was Mexican which explains the Native American part. but he's a pretty stereotypical white guy also

the only thing stopping me from takling a DNA test is the fear that im not 100% white

I'm either Jewish or the whitest pure-blooded Roman. This nose isn't Italian.

>11% slav
>1% feather
might as well end it now

can someone explain these shill threads to me? why in the name of our lord and saviour jesus h. christ do so many polaks shill for this service that costs money and requires you to be identified?

Not a big deal. If you're white enough for Adolf Hitler you're white enough imho.

im moving to the states in 2 months actually just got a job at CNN

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I can't really think of a more accurate way to find out your genetic history than to give them your information and pay them to do a good job.

but why are the threads so common and why do so many different anons go for it? i would've thought they'd be a vast minority

Because it's literally a way to prove with no argument if you're white or night.

Because the information it yields is interesting. Sorry you don't have 200 bucks in disposable income, Sven. See if you can pull another shift at the lutefisk plant.

As for the identification bit, it's basically spitting into the ocean if you're an American and have all your communication recorded anyway.

>why do so many different anons go for it?
>be average American child
>ask parents where my family came from
>they have basically no idea unless they're italian or irish

>muh genes
Fucking autism. Don't do this dumb shit, even as a joke. Nationality is determined only through memes, your experiences, not your genes

>all those Puerto Rico flags

Man, I should do mine
I heard I have some interesting ancestry from a small northern tribe in Russia
Which is why my eyes are slightly less round than usual.

The ashkenazi thing?
Or broadly northwestern european, Catelyn? Time to transition, DNA can't be wrong!

Which genetic disorder did you luck out for?

Ashkenazi is usually around 20% semitic anyway. Genetically you're only like 2% nose.

Bloom syndrome. I'm just a carrier, so it'd only be an issue if I impregnated a Jewess

On Wikipedia it says that Bloom syndrome is caused by mutations in the "BLM gene"

>0 Jew
>0 Abo
>0 Inbred arab
>0 Nigger

You have very little to complain about youth.

>tfw 0% jewish
>tfw will never be part of the tribe
>tfw jewish girls fetish-size you like white girls fetish-size black cock
>tfw Jewesses only want short term flings with you
>tfw your jewfu will never show you off to their father Schlomo and Mother Sarah, to prove to that you are a good goyim
>tfw once the Jewesses has enough of getting GOYED throughout her youth, she will settle down with a jewish beta
>tfw you will only be only her GOY TOY when her husband is busy at banking conferences
>tfw she will let you cum in her pussy just at the chance her children might look less jewish
>tfw you will never marry a jewess

kill me

I thought most Jews were at least half breeds nowadays

Finnish 0.7%

V I I N A
I
I
N
A

tfw you're a meme on a genetic level

.4% is so small it is probably an error with testing methods at that point

Ask them to remove your records from there system. The government has used them to search for cold cases with dna evidence and they are going after familial matches too.

what test is used to determine your ancestry

he thinks rap music is "not the worst but still pretty shit" rather than "jungle noise" like a true Aryan

What site is this

This is just genetic noise. You have nothing to worry about

On the otherhand... there's a shower somewhere with your number on it

>Found out recently 5 years into a relationship that my gf has Jewish blood
>Her maternal grandfather is Jewish
>Mother started getting really upset when I was making Nazi jokes
>GF tells me it doesn't count because it only passes through the mother so her grandfather was the end
>Still might pollute my strong white children with bad blood

Not sure how to feel about this desu~

>a purebred kike

fuck, you must look fucking terrible

jew'd

>This is just genetic noise. You have nothing to worry about

Precisely. The two relatives you are directly descended from is what matters most. A small discrepancy like that makes no difference as long as you are culturally and racially tied to your own nation state and make an effort to breed with people of similar phenotype to you, white and British in my case. I don't care if they're part Italian or part French or German, we share close genetic ties to Italians anyway from the Roman enrichment in the 4th and 5th centuries and islanders need to branch out a little bit because pure island genes mixed with pure island genes often makes for some goblinesque offspring.

You better start squatting my friend.

god forbid your children end up with better IQ

> We Jews need to stick together
yes, preferably in the oven

If you use a non-stick pan and some cooking oil they shouldn't stick together as much

FINNED

send him the pictures of her getting goyed

Stop pushing the meme you dirty kike. No kikes were gassed

You are jewish jew-tier.

Do you constantly feel the urge to scheme people out of their money?

Disgusting. Sticking it in kike vagina

Are there any Slav stereotypes?

>125 pounds

no fucking way am i paying that

Slav-squatting, remove Kebab, genocide over minute ethnic differences?

That's all I can think of that is meme-tier.

plenty.

>lazy
>petty criminals
>"liberators"
>Kebab removers

and so on.

Before genetic test
>Gas the Kikes, race war now!
After genetic test
>Oy vey, Israel is our greatest ally

Do you get nervous nowadays when you board a train?

Holy shit bro, you're so goddamn Jewish even Jews don't trust you.

Nah, north eastern tribes apparently.

speak no evil jewess got that look down pat

Show a pic of your gold.

fore a delousing

Gopniks wearing adidas tracksuits, immorality in in battles (Comes from Chechnya war crimes and not successful anti-terror operations), Russian cars are terrible, and a (this might be true) weird mixture of anti-PC stuff along with anti freedom of speech I think. Like, sorta quasi-based.

nigga u black

>jew
>european

(((hmmm)))

>trace regions

Here's my face.

What site is that?

Nigger

That's the thing, most kikes have no idea they're kikes, that's how the kikes get you.

It's owned by soros and also gives falsified results to make a bunch of goys think that they're part kike and thus converting them into defending kikes in order to look out for their perceived own wellbeing, conveniently sidestepping the fact that everyone loses with jews, especially jews, in the end.

>1 post by this YID

Beady eyes
Always lies

This is mostly just genetic noise as well, I'm 100% white m8s ;)

you be a fucking abo

Flubba rhudda jwunggaa whoite dogg!

>tfw don't wanna pay for this test
>50% Ashkenazi
>50% German

I'm also a diamond broker.

youtube.com/watch?v=4Jdwc8sgTIY

Cute.

Kek. This needs a before and after image.

Why are jews listed under european?

Because they mixed with track suit niggers i believe

How much do they want for this shit?

And how legit is it?

Te céda

Didn't this site (((update))) their (((methodology))) and suddently essentially everyone had a tiny bit of ashkenazi in them?

They've gotten a lot more European admixture than people think they have over the years. Even more then they probably think they have.

Is this 23andme? Mine doesn't look like this why?

Race is irrelevant, your spiritual culture is all that has ever mattered.

How do you find this shit out?

One human race amirite ?

We can all be an equal world without borders.

fuck i feel bad for laughing

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Damn abo skull looks like a gorilla

>Ash ke(k) nazi
Awesome

>not being 100% european
i would probably kys

6.3% tracksuit nigger. Fuck off.

Finns and Russians are pretty much ethnically the same, you ain't a full blooded aryan yourself.

Are the jews from poland?

Does eating too much toothpaste make you retarded?

minek csinál a képen látható másik céda videókat eggyáltalán?

שמע ישראל

Speak human, damn huns.

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nej , jävlar anglo

desu huns are better than regular europeans because they don't consist of 90% refugees

Moving from one place to another changes your genetics.

>this shit costs $199
lol...

People should follow the eastern example
but then they are brainwashed hard time

But you know , even our resitance started to break, I start to see some niggers in the streets, slowly but surely the cuckwave will arrive here too.. I dont know what to do, all I can do now is vote jobbik in 2018

its like if those brown parasites are swarming the whole planet

Funny how the people considered to be not white are the only ones preserving white identity and culture

Dafuq you mean
We're white
Slavs are white
come on , thats just a fucking meme

i know, slavs are whiter than germans these days. was just a joke babe.

t. 60% white

t. jumping on arab cock 24/7

we're getting ourselves a new slave labor force who works for peanuts

you're supposed to enslave them tho, not become them.

Cred Forums here - what's this? I mean what site?

last time i checked i was 25% nordic and 85% germanic

Holy fuck, look at all those mongrels, oh my fucking god.

>t. turkish rape baby

Same tired old meme
Do I look like a mongol? No. Therefore I'm not Turk.
End of story.

Don't have to look like kebeb to be kebab

Pretty sure a huge majority of the US and Europe have Jewish blood in them. Even the namesake gives it away. Ever wonder why there's so many Jewish names that pop up?

Which test do you lads reccommend?

Mongrel, you have no idea what you're talking about.

What's the program to test this lads, preferably a free one.

Pretty sure I know you.

Are you half Fijian/half Euro?

>tfw i can't call people mongrels because i am from mongrel capital

98.1% juice, 1.9% h2o

What is this website?

10/10

What the fuck, Justin? How's it going cunt?

lmao, can i into relationshit?

>excusing even one drop

>sv2mHa1f
>Ha1f
>half
Fuck outta here mullato scum. Whites only.

CHI

You goyim are like little babies. My ashkenazi levels are factors of scale higher than yours you puny jewlet.

I could buy and sell you with just an ounce of my jewry

Nah, 5'11 170 lbs, and an 8 inch cock and fucking shiksas whenever i want

>tfw 50x more of a Jew than this user

The company is owned by the wife of a Google Exec and uses Google resources.

>Who Controls Google?
>Summary:
>Of the six(6) Google executives, four(4) are Jews or have Jewish spouses. This is a numerical representation of 67%. Of the ten(10) Google directors, four(4) are Jews or have Jewish spouses. This is a numerical representation of 40%. Jews are approximately 2% of the U.S. population.* Therefore Jews and spouses of Jews are over-represented among the Google executives by a factor of 33.5 times(3,350 percent) and over-represented among the Google directors by a factor of 20 times(2,000 percent).

thezog.info/list-summaries/

I am so, SO sorry op. Truly my codolances.

>owned by soros

Proof?

Can't believe you retards keep giving away your dna to unknown databanks just to know how white you are
Good goyim.

No cite but I heard that they give all their DNA results to the feds. Either that or it was reasonable to assume so.

>being KIKE- possitive

I'm sorry OP, you're in our thoughts

rate me m8s am I white?

>(((broadly))) european
cant fool me cryptokike

>0.1% native American

hello chief long horse

less than 25% means you don't get gassed

>
If you didn't mutilate babies I might give a shit about you.

How does the bloodlust for baby penises feel jew?

My brothers! Shalom!

I kinda want to do one of these just for the sake of curiosity and to see how accurate the family stories of where we came from are, but I dunno how I feel about putting my DNA 'on the record' for no reason.

H-how am I guys?

Holy fuck a pure jew, i though most of you guys mixed outside the tribe nowdays.
Are you perhaps an inbreed Rothschild?

Be a redpilled Jew like Michael Savage.

Nigger tier, remove yourself immediately

Because if Ashkenazi were listed under the category "Rootless Cosmopolitans" 23andMe would have to deal with a lot of butthurt kikes

> Finnish
> European
Why do you fins insist on denying your Chinese heritage?!
We have the greatest, oldest, richest civilization in the history of the world you fucking traitorous reverse-banana abominable snowman
Lapland is Han clay!

I don't.
Praise Tengri!

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Reminder that being a Jew in the body is not as dangerous as being a Jew in the mind, and sadly many, many Americans and Europeans alike have been conditioned, brainwashed and demoralised into becoming Jews in the mind.

>90% white

Just don't take the oath. The oath is the issue.

Faggot ass white people claiming to be black Jews. You faggots need to kill yourselves. Askenaz was a son of Yapheth not Shem you fucking idiots.

You have to be inbred..

Ashkenazis are from the Khazarian Empire.

That's where that shaded part is.

>justin
>is he from WA?... I think I know him

CRAWLING IN MY FORESKIN

rate my genes

I'm upset with the "Broadly" percentages.

Those are large chunks of data that are unanswered.

Just got my results today.

Here's the rest, kinda upset that I'm 2% west African Nigger.

This DNA shit is fake. I did 23andme and it came up with like 1.7 jew. My mom and dad did ancestry DNA and they got no jew. Unless I mutated into a Jew I feel like I wasted my money on this shit

Do pure Ashkenazi Jews exist?

Different companies produce different qualities of work.

Ancestry is like rated 3/10 for accuracy.

Do you carry Pennies in your pocket?

which is the best?

Is your mom an abbo or some shit or are you a beaner?

>paying money to give a company your DNA, which will then be turned around and sold to the highest bidder to do whatever research they like with it

No I hate loose change. I feel like it weighs me down.

Maybe your mom cucked your dad with a jew?

I've got a theory that the kikes that own that shit want to say everybody's just a little bit jewish as a means of lowering aggression and feelings of antisemitism a la "if I hate the jews and I'm part jew then that means I must hate myself!"

My friend thinks I'm paranoid, but fuck it. If I was a dirty kike and I ran that company, I'd probably end up doing it for the very same reason.

It'd be ~50% Jew then. I'm guessing Ancestry probably just opted not to include it because it was too insignificant on their analysis.

I gotta do this 23 and me test. I hate Jews but I look kinda Jewy. The Jews here always say that nobody hates a Jew like a Jew.

>Rothschilds
>pure
telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/10018362/Kate-Rothschild-admits-having-an-affair.html

Explain how I got all my dad's DNA correctly then? I personally think it might be cause my mom's Polish and the Jews took a lot of Polish and German DNA with them and It mightve confused the test. But I still think it was a waste of money.

I'm a spic. Dad is whitey while my mom is Korean/Mexishit

The highest rated is the 23andme one that everyone is posting ITT. It was rated 7/10.

>(((1)))

BURN HIM!!!

>Have Canadian friend
>Find out he's half "first nations"
>Always give him shit for it
>Call him things like "injun," "tree nigger." "red skin," etc
>Always gets butt-flustered about it, but it's just bantz

>Dad is adopted, raised by Italians in Washington
>Kinda brownish, definitely not arab or mestizo though
>Mom and I urge him to get a geneology test done
>He does
>Results come back
>He's native American

>TFW

This whole time I thought I was white and gave my buddy so much shit, this had to be some sort of karmic retribution from KEK, right?

Surely you can get some native american benefits now?

Spill the secret plans to us

kek

Get the benefits.
I'm white as fuck, everyone in my family has green or blue eyes, and my brother is a ginger.
We found out that we were native when I was around 9. Turned out we were first generation.

Its the best of both worlds.

Where do I get this test done?

Sorry mate. I have run out of soap

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