Explain this, Cred Forums

explain this, Cred Forums.

Did my father get cucked by a giant chink?

Also, muh heritage thread.

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>giant chink

No such thing

Your mom probably just got raped by aliens

you don't have any siblings?

you might be adopted

I swear I'm white.

are you that fag that always posts on /r9k/?

me with my brother and sister.

>mfw no eyes

probably adopted lel

I've only ever posted this on Cred Forums.

you look slavic, not really asian though

hair from the mother's side...

You're adopted?

>12.5% Irish
Fucking nigger.

i have slanty green eyes though.

you are slavic m8

serbian genes that

I am culturally danish though!

You're not a chink, if you were a real chink you'd want to kill yourself because you'd be 5'5

you look like a typical Slav mix.

>Brow = Slav
>Mouth = Slav
>Cheeks = Slav
>Forehead = Germanic
>Jaw = Slav
>chin = Germanic
>Eyes = Slav
>Nose Germanic

and so on. Just a mix bro.

so my father got cucked by niko bellic?

True.

His brother and sister look like Swiss.

What is wrong with the females in your family?

No, your mom is Nico Bellic

No.

Its from your mothers side as she is clear a mix already.

????

They just worship the BBC. Nothing unnatural about that matey!

No, he got cucked by me.

"""Father"""

Is being half-Breton bad ?

Hello Ivan you look like my brother
cyкa блят.

Seriously, bro, I could walk by you at home without sparing a second thought.

SLAV GENES STRONK

Holy fucking shit you are the most slavic person ever

>Arts et Métiers
Based

It's settled then. My father got cucked by a huge kebab remover. Fair enough.

You should come on over to the homeland famalam. To be fair, you probably have swiss citizenship, you'll get every single slav cutie you want.

Learn of your history, your heritage. It's pretty fucking cool. You're the descendant of a glorious fallen empire.

And for the love of god, forget anything about the recent past. No, you're probably not Serbian. You're from the Balkan. Since yor great-grandfather and mother were "serb" there's a high chance we're talking about some other nationality.

Learn about Bulgaria, Croatia, Serbia and all that.

all i know is dobro dosli & pushij mi kurac

>No such thing
>implying

Add Jebem ti picku materina and you're set for your visit.

By car it's about a day's drive to Croatia. You should take a trip downwards, through Serbia and then Bulgaria. Go learn about Balkan slavs.

That said, how sure are you your grandpa was an actual SERB?

pls no bully my mutt status

my grandfather was scottish, my grandmother was slovak (not serbian).

You are either half royalist or half leftist junkie

You don't look like a gook whatsoever, kind of Slavic, pretty accurate to your chart.

repeating dogits confirm white af. congrats.

I actually laughed, congrats.

kek

so close to green eyes

Sorry famalam, even I mistake the flag every once in a while.

But yeh, you're not Balkan. Sadly not one of us. I was hoping you'd turn out to be, always cool to introduce someon to his glorious past.
But you ARE most certainly Czech. You could also pass for a Pole, but I think that's not where it comes from.

(czech is the same as slovak btw)

In any case, the difference between balkan slavs and northern ones is usually the receeding hairlines (sorry about that), more facial hair and a less angular face. All of which you have.

Other than that, you are VERY czech.

>Walk down the street
>See a girl dating a chink
>Guy is almost head taller than me
>Realize most Slavs are short

cz-czeck? like czeck these doubles?

This is a Czech man.

I'll let you figure out the similarities.

Cyka blyad :DDD

youtube.com/watch?v=23sNBl3PkCU

You look pretty Slavic, not Asian m8

Since I can only think of czechoslovak football players, this is a Slovak.

Ignore the faggot haircut and horrible teeth, note the eyes (match yours completely) and shape of the skull.

Literally same as yours.

Oh, by the way, they're both around 6'5. Czech Republic and Slovakia are in the top 20 or so of average height.

You know who like BBC? UGOS!
Literally 99% of girls who like black dudes are girls that were always rejected by the decent white men.

>Famous witch doctor
>King of local village
We wuz Dark Sun Sorcerar-Kangs n sheit.

>Slavs
>short
Only Poles it seems.

>head taller than me
>than me
>most Slavs
Oh come on, you can't be THAT fat to make majority of slavs on your own.

I was already a bit taller than my parents by the time I was 14, what the fuck's wrong with you?

>inb4 im white

Haha, awesome. Someone is lying to you fàm ;)

We are not a tall nation. Most people you see are around 1,70.

nigger

...

Am I?

that's not op

i like how most people here say
>ya look at this picture, this clearly proves im white without posting a mugshot

pic related this is how its done, im not that jew nosed italian guy, but at least he has the balls to post it. White af

His ID probably changed.

The hell? Are you from Silesia or some other part fo the country with long mining tradition? East of the country here, we are pretty average according to statistics of worldwide height. I am taller than what you describe and I regularly see both guys taller than me and ones shorter.

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fun fact:
big nose != jewish
its the hook you should look after

just teasing ya mate

is this considered poo brown or hazel/green? they look almost grey sometimes too

zShiD

no you're not, its almost night time in AUS, you had your 5th beer and you're shitposting

go to sleep, you're not funny

yes

nah only had one whiskey thanks

Brown. Def brown.
Cant even see a hint of green

literally nigger tier

yeah the pic isnt very good, but in the light you can see. guess it doesnt really count if you can only see it in certain light anyway.

wow you must be rich then? just one?

doesn't whiskey cost like 100 koala drachmas?

Adopted

:(
my 4 sisters all got blue eyes and i get this. fml

Don't get meme'd, it doesn't matter.

Apparently east is rising average. If you are talking about this statistics from wiki I checked it.
It was updated in 2010 and contained people of age 18.

I dont know about your aboriginal origine but I just completed my profile from yesterday thread and according to it I am a full fledged Nazi

>slavs
>not asian

are they blonde? or are they half nigger

> (((Landlord))) greatgrandfather
> In Germany
> in greatgrandfather times

JOOOOOOO

You look like that Ratatouille guy. Even though I haven't watched it, looking at your picture is the first thing I thought of.

You main Flaw Switzerland is your cheese . it is full of hole and way to delicious for the amount available you should be able to manufacturing MORE !

theyre blonde. they all look like my mum, whereas i look like my dad

> im not that jew nosed italian guy,
I see you typing but i dont see you reading

I am white

Your probably adopted, urs

Kek, my bad.

wow, life must be shit for you.

I am the only blond blue eyes in my family

literally goldengod tier

well it could be worse, i mean i am still white. just not god-tier.

you have same eye colours as me
all my siblings also have blonde hair blue eyes

No cos you've got bong blood :-)

r8 lads

>smoked 20 pipes a day

HOOooOOOooEY

Green Eyes Brown Hair

Literally a mutant nigger.

What color are my eyes pol?

Piss yellow with flecks of shit.

KYS

Is your surname french?

Yeah, the wiki is going with 1.78.7 cm for men, which is closer to considerably above 170 and around 5'10 which is average for developed countries with mostly white population (and maybe even slightly above average if you'll also count asian or undeveloped countries).

Alternative source would be: 3w.averageheight.co

tfw mom has green eyes

dunno but wanna make babies with me?

>my family has been dutch for hundreds of years
>my father's side has lived in my hometown for over 200 years

What's with all you mongrels.

vitu homo

looks like your mother was liberated by some balkan guy or you was born when she wes older than 30. am i right about 2nd?

"50% chance of blue eyes 50% chance of piss poo eyes and I luck out" colour

punch the parent with the non-blue eyes in the face

tuo on 100% naisen silmä

Pretty much this for me too, wouldball italian and pre 1851 Italian states flags all the way

pistäppä oma silmä

the fuck, why are you mad? you look okay, better thank majority of slavs i meet here.

Didn't choose to be a half-black half-chinese lesbian adopted by evangelical christians, life is just weird like that :/

ei jaksa kuvata

oo sit hiljaa

tfw my father is also my cousin.

>felt the need to explain how wealthy, intelligent and tall and shit you are

What's the matter, got beaten by a pack of muslim children and felt the need to assert how superior you are on a cambodian anime imageboard?

>yao ming
>me
Yes there is you fucking manlet

English, all the way back.

>claims nationalist
>was born in a non-country
Ymfw

wew we have the same color

no bully pls

Your family needs to lay off the Porn jesus

So what you're saying is you're about 65% indigenous to the British Isles, about 10-25% German/French and then remainder Nordic?

want to make a baby? im half bulgar lmao

buttbirthing is impossible

thought finish education was better

No, he rented to jews though, next time I'm at my aunt's, I'll show the paperwork, kek.

i can fucc your sister and she will give the baby to us to be parents

One of my parents also has dark green eyes the other blue

Why were we cursed with poo piss eyes?

>Hungarian nobles
My nigga

>english + somali = italian
This is some next level multiculturalism right there

are you like me where the shit/piss part overpowers the green or are you the lucky one with more green/blue?

Many of their properties are still standing today. Shame that the fucking commies took it all away and after ´89 it was given to some retarded investors.

>he is 1/16 kraut
>he is concerned for being half breton
wow lad

Flemish nationalist to be sure

I did not know you guys had Internet in the Bible Belt.

People dwarf with time and older generations were smaller. I know people that are 1,78 and they stand out above others.
There was a statistic for Norway showing 1,80 across all adults and they are noticeably higher than Poles. Same for Denmark.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I

A semi-anglo

chav

My dad is from Liverpool.

Is that Chav?

>US heritage
>White

...

>No masterrace scandinavian blue eyes

Get out of here chink.

Alsatians are French, that just was during the 2nd Reich :^)

My family's been here since colonization, so have this instead..

>0.3% ashkenazi

I wouldn't worry too much. Looks like the usual rural inbreeding to me.

...

Hello Ivan my brother.

>mfw im half russian and latvian
>JUST

Thats a pretty impressive heritage, do you get to play in the tanks at all>?

>tfw camera too shit to see my eyes properly

Welcome to the Squat Squad, nigger.
Claim your rightful title as a certified kebab removal specialist.

Why does one daughter wear glasses ?

Do you have identity problems ?

Presuming this was for me. She has problems with her eyes looking forward if she does not wear them, it goes to the side.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

So she has eyemuscle paralysis ?

make more babies slavfriend.

It is something to do with the shape of the eye inside the socket itself. I'm not an expert on eyes so I don't know specifics.

Depends on the financial situation.

How come a lot of Russians wed/have babies before their 20's ? Seems very young from m'y perspective.

>1/16 Canadian
A

FUCKING

LEAF

It was not planned in our case.

eh you could pass as Prussian

you have to find your real father user
else you will be haunted forever

1488% white

yes

He's a memelord. It runs in the family.

On my phone. No access to a computer to make one of these, but my grandparents on my mothers side were English/Russian and Irish/Russian

My grandparents on my fathers side were Russian/Mongolian and Mongolian/Chinese

So Im mostly Slavic and Mongo-Chink. But somehow I have ruddy blonde hair and blue eyes, and look weird ad fuck.

So 3/8 Russian, 1/4 Mongolian and 1/8 each Chinese, English and Irish, genetically, although I generally just tell people I'm Russian-Mongolian.

And I live in America. Mutt.

Someone put up a blank I can use plz

google muh heritage template

Nice one actually.

>Mfw IQ master race

Wake me up inside

I did, nothing came up

Fuck I almost got triggered until I saw those jobs lmao

Doesn't matterer, worked with what I had.

Everyone thinks I'm >white, and I let them think that. The close friends I've told about being of Native and Nigger heritage are surprised. My tone is fairly pale.

Well you're only 12.5% redskin and 12.5% black, and could be less depending on how black your slave great grandfather was.

Probably not giant. Probably a fairly tiny one.

this is the sad story of how my dad got yellow fever and fucked up muh genetics, thanks m8.

R8 muh heritage

It's widely believed that if a woman hasn't married and had children in her 20's then she's a failure in life.