When will we have an actual Christian Union?

State religion: Christianity
Other religions: not allowed
Agnostics/Atheists: burned on the stake

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>Germany
>Christian
Isn't there a mosque you should be praying at now, Hans?

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Burning people alive isn't very Christian, hans. Maybe you might fancy some wodenism.

Too late, faggot. Christianity is gay as fuck. If you aren't a generic theist or atheist then you are retarded.

>Protestant
>Orthodox
>Catholic
>All in one country
>Implying if you actually had theocracy they would not start fighting each other within weeks

This is what you will sound like when your country is overtaken by Muslims

>Isn't there a mosque you should be praying at now, Hans?
All mosques would be converted into beer tents in case of a Christian Union.

Christianity is cuck as fuck.

>virgin birth

LMAO

>No Spain
>No Italy

>Burning people alive isn't very Christian
European Christians burned people alive for hundreds of years. Not sure what you are talking about.

epic Grossgermaniums bro

>Spain
>Christian
Spain worships Socialism.

>Montenegro cut off from Europe again

Kek, it amazes me how people on Cred Forums constantly think montenegro is a muslim country

>>virgin birth
It is called artificial insemination and it works.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations
All on one planet.

You have pass from Nordic Union to Christian Union... and you still don't include Western Europe.

No
Nihilism is a way to Übermensch.

And killing each other for most of history.

Kek. Portugal, Spain and Italy not in the Christian union.

Good luck with that Achmed.

Have you even opened the link?

The latest place with Inquisition

>my wife's son

>Portugal, Spain
socialists and unemployed

> and Italy
they are part of Africa now

Alternatively,

>Agnostics/Atheists: burned on the stake
So you include Czech Republic and then genocide 80% of it's population via a cruel and unusual form of execution. Nice plan you have there. The rest of the world will come "bring democracy" to you within a week. You don't just genocide whites, not even slavs.

You don't include Italy???

Jebem ti mater cigani

kick us out of this

>including the country with the most muslims
>not including Ireland
I don't like the Irish but I hear christianity is a pretty big deal senpai.

Wrong, science is apparently wrong according to your fairy tale book.

>lutherans
>christian

>When will we have an actual Christian Union?

Never. Islamic, however, in 10 years maximum.

You are a millenia late.

Literally no better than Muslims

You are including all the east, moron.

>Agnostics/Atheists: burned on the stake
>killing the entire population of Estonia

wewlad

Still more Christian than you Hans.

And you can't claim Italy is part of Africa when you are a Middle Eastern country. At least they aren't cucks and show niggers they aren't welcome.

Now that Britain is (almost) out of the EU, France is pretty much the only country left with a single solitary grain of military power. And you excluded them.

They can have Germany and the south, and we'll take Denmark, Poland and the Baltics. Russia can have the rest + Scandinavia.

And poland should be a shitstorm rushing out of It's butt

When will we actually go back to our own european religions? When will we kick these christcucks out of our continent back to the middle east where they belong?

>unite with german sandniggers
Go fuck yourself.

>Germany
>Not Caliphate

>Christian union
>Doesn't include the center of the orthodox church
>Doesn't include Russia
You may as well call it cuck union

BUT WALL CANNOT STOP PUTIN

you do know that most danes are atheists

C-can we join if we remove teabag?

You can try and find out.

>lutherans + orthodox
>christians

That's not progressive my friend.

Only jewish (Israel), muslims (Middle East), african myth and atheist (China) nations allowed. Sorry.

Fuck off. Leave my atheist country alone from bullshit like Christianity, Islam and all of that.

If we need a wall, then do Europe one. We all know where Turkey belongs.

Uh. Spain and Italy are the most Christian places on earth. This map is missing those. Please delete.

Serious through, I would move with a country with official religion as Christianity. As long as it kept Christian, just like Israel does (deporting blacks and forcing muslims to learn jewish and forcefully integrate).

You realize you'd have to kill pretty much everyone here then, if you wanted us in your kike-on-a-stick union.

>romania
youtube.com/watch?v=vdcXsBJwBrg

>have christian union meeting
>germany comes in
what the fuck are you doing here, ahmed?

That's a wrong hue of religions, Fritz. And I understand about hues...

what about nordic-christian union?

>walls off the Vatican
>walls off where the Bible was written (Greece)

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>When will we have an actual Christian Union?

maybe in africa, christianity is dying in europe. I will kinda miss it since its going to be replaced with islam but whatever, not in my lifetime.

Sounds Africa tier

Ok if you remove germany

One day more.
Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
And yet with you, my world has started!
One more day all on my own.
Will we ever meet again?
One more day with him not caring.
I was born to be with you.
What a life I might have known.

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that would be stupid, if germans made a 360 degree turn and cut all leftism they would be the brains and economical muscles that would civilize other union member countries, especially the really shitty ones like ukraine and belarus.

You mean Portugal

Remove Gemememeny
And Atheist Estonia and Denmark then Add Italy and Spain

Why are German so obsessed with unions and transnationalism?

Hey dont shit on Belarus. It's their gubment that sucks cock. They're not Ukies, they actually work hard.

competing against isis are we?

Well fuck you too Germany

We'll make our own Union, with denbts and sunshine!

They benefit most from it, much like in European union.

>estonia
>christian

what the...

>christian union
Yeah, because lumping protestants, catholics, orthodox and lesser denominations together never backfired.

Well, i guess estonians would be thrown outside the wall and replaced with glorious germ... i mean pious christians. Yes, no reich here!

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For fuck's sake Helmut, you're not even done destroying Europe for the third time with your last union and you're already plotting a new one?

>christian
>drinking
get out you heathen

Its nothing but a joke. You will never have christian states because whites are too intelligent for that.

>Great German Caliphate
>christian

>germany but not italy
are u fucking serious desu?

>christians
>human

Christians are shit tier

Even below Muslims.

>GOD IS THREE I MEAN ONE AND HE HAS A SON

lmao

>christianity

Fuck off with your psyop bullshit

>Germany in
>Netherlands out
>State religion

Kek, pls. Germany doesn't even have a state religion... Meanwhile, we have a King that literally declares our laws by the grace of god, and our 2 Euro coins say 'GOD MET ONS' on the side.

Yeah, no. I fell for the Christianity = redpilled once and I am not going to fall for it again.

>live in small city
>no talk of a refugee centre at all
>New mayor comes into town, a mayor who is part of the Christian party
>first thing he does is declare the coming of a refugee centre
>the local churches assist him with that
>people speak against it
>in the local newspaper the mayor talks about "turning the other cheek" and helping refugees is what would jesus would do

The refugee centre didn't come. You know why? Because a bunch of """""neo-pagans"""" came over and raised hell.

avenge your 340 rocketed civilians first

fucking cowards

>being in an union with germany
no fuck off

germans are the worst

>>including the country with the most muslims
Neither France nor the UK are included.

>Now that Britain is (almost) out of the EU
Britain, 6th largest military in Europe... says something about military power.

> Christian union
> no Vatican

Fucking retard

Although admittedly I wouldn't mind, despite being an atheist. I'm deeply spiritual and respect Christian values. Deus vult when?

>>Doesn't include the center of the orthodox church
We don't want Turks in.

>>Doesn't include Russia
We don't want Asians.

>>walls off the Vatican
The Vatican has fallen.

>>walls off where the Bible was written (Greece)
Greece is now Turkish and communist.

christians drink wine in church

>landlubbers
>m-muh danube

Christcucks fuck off.

>implying the pope shouldn't be publicly executed and the vatican bombed

You do know the difference between eucharist and drinking beer?

Hey christians, who created memes, god or satan?

a lot of beer in medival germany was made by monks

Perfect.

You know that drinking isn't prohibited by the catholic church and never was right?
Just like with everything else you just shouldn't do so much of it that you loose your focus on god

>hurrrr go to the church goy and listen to jesus the jew's adventures in israel

shut up italy of all people complaining about christinanity

Why do you want to genocide Eesti?

>We don't want Turks in.
Remove Germany then.

>Cornwall

We have like 2 Poles the rest are Cornish and some English.

Le mayo

>most important/powerful parts of europe islamic caliphate
>utopia.jpg

Whatever you say, heretic.

We have not even got that many refugees, want to leave EU for better immigration rules, we get more immigration application from Indians with Portugal nationality applying here. Source work for UK immigration and visa off to work now to refuse people.

>denmark is in the christian union
>fucking IBERIA is not
>ITALY is not
youre retarded as fuck kraut

this
gas the northerners NOW
ruining all of europe

After the cleanse, maybe. Keep religion and state separate though, it never ends well.

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you mean like a catholic empire?

why dont you ask martin luther

This is a D&C shill thread to make Christians look like shit, saged

won't happen

>including Germany and Austria
Dropped.

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why do all germans think so high of themselves

>mohammed talking about a christian union

top kek

>central powers
>no ottomeme empire

they are good banter senpai just add them

Funny how the prime motivation for Cred Forums to vote on brexit was for immigration despite your shitskins being imported mainly from pakistan, india and your other colonies as "cheap labor".

>germanistan
>christian

God must have a micropenis if he didn't even pop Mary's cherry :3

yeah but add tyrol and lombard

gee, i wonder why that could be

>It is called artificial insemination and it works
No, It's called magic
>tips

>christian union
>with the eternal krauts who fucking ruined christianity just like they do to everything else
fuck off you stupid germans no one likes you

are you the italian user from he thread about italians not being white?

you better ice your sore butthole or you wont be able to satisfy your boyfriend

>2016
>people are still catholics

>Agnostics/Atheists: burned on the stake
This sentence invalidates your claim of being a Christian, heathen.

Edgy.

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>ukraine
gl

A lot of the shitskins we have came via EU countries, though. I know you're all white in eastern europe, but what about those coming from France and the Netherlands?

That's a pretty complex scheme that is not attempted by many and playing the bureocracy isn't as easy as many on this board thing. I have honestly not heard the UK accept refugees.
You are not even in the Schengen area.

Hans ? Hans ? Hey...Hans ?!

You are retarded.

Your map doesn't have sense.

>Logic
>Hans

Average paki or hindu is either upper class professional, thus dealing with liberals or stick to their ghettos, and open small businesses.

Eastern european migrants on the other hand, mostly spread out and mostly do blue collar jobs, in other wrods they steal jobs from blue collar brits.

Hence the average nigel from leeds hates polish more than a muslim.

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>germoney
>Christian

Oh really ?!

They don't suddenly appear ?
Went two days in London. Shitskins everywhere.
Paki, indians, arabs...Full

They 're coming from your colonies, rosebeaf.

wanting a European saudi arabia
faggots all of you

Also whoever made this is a fucking idiot for excluding Russian but including Kalingrad

Why is denmark, the baltics and the rest of western europe in this union. There are a larger percentage of the Egyptian population that goes to church than in places like Estonia or Denmark. Even Syria looks like a christian nation compared to many of the countries in your "christian union".

Many of the countries in your christian union is among the LEAST christian countries in the world.

It's one of the most distinct christian practices.

>including the most atheist european country
kill yourself achmed

Why would you introduce christianity to the nordics? We have muslims, that's all the middle eastern religions that we need. No need to introduce anything more.

Race should be your religion. So you'd be turkish m8.

>cathocucks
How's your CEO?
I heard he was cuck.

>>including the most atheist european country
Poland is Catholic.

the fuck is your problem?

Size doesn't matter
>he he
We have 200 nuclear warheads we can shove up your rectum.

believe me nobody listens to him here, maybe the most lunatic peasant full catho girls
they are so retarded we have to keep them on the leash because they would get blacked the moment nigger would tell them he's catholic

As a white atheist I just want to tell you: Fuck you in the ass with your cross...

Kill them all
Also dont forget chechzs
They are germanic

So countries can get cucked if they get too religious also...

>cut off the geographic heart of the union and the only country that would actually go and fight muzzies without thinking twice
>but include Germoney with a high amount of muzzies in the union

Khans confirmed for fetal alcohol syndrome.

uf neko diasporu naljutio

yee, all you need is a right priest
youtube.com/watch?v=Hakb6S0IpgY
stop

3 words: Holy. Roman. Empire.

Europe will only turn back to sanity with the return of the king. Populist politics, whether democratic or fascist, is garbage. Truth and law do not reside in the people, but in God.

I don't want to be walled in with so many shitty countries.

How about we build a wall around Germany?

You are aware that the European Union was doomed to fail the moment they expanded eastwards? Those people don't have a European mindset. While people were learning and loving each other from Paris to Berlin and Bergen to Sicily, Eastern Europe was always a playground for settlers, not a partner.

Deflate the EU back to its core, and we should be alright.

Muzzies and Slavs are the main threat to Europe's prosperity and well-being.

Poland and Balkans may be the shitstorm, but Russia is the elongated smoking turd that came out first.

Estonia. You retard

They can't invade northern Europe, shitskins tremble when they see snow

too bad books don't tremble too

youtube.com/watch?v=d4EaWPIlNYY
When the masses see this video (skip to 20:16)
Honestly anyone who sees this whole video and doesn't realize how incredible christianity is is stupid.

You're delusional kraut.
While your leader is busy at work destroying Europe you're on Cred Forums shitposting about Slavs.

No union with the western cucks ty very much.

Even if Italy is the house of his holiness, its true that is full of satanic behaviours, ever, people, especially the young ones are all blaspheme, becausre they hate the years of christian education. Now they are cucked by globalism, islam, capitalism and socialism.

What's up with all these krauts trying to start unions
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE MY CAPTCHA'S GERMAN

This picture triggers christcucks

Are you so stupid you can't understand the holy trinity.

>Arabian republic of germany
>christian

Im down, Finally A map I can agree with.

Nice try faggot.

We don't want your Muzzies exported to the Christian areas of Europe.

Rope and guns out first. Then we'll talk.

They exist outside of time. The Bible says that.

Haven't you heard of the first cause argument.

>Doesn't include Russia
i'd rather be with muslims than russia

Well, you're a gypsy so it's understandable if you prefer other mudskins.

i'd prefer an alliance with anyone even with mongols like you than russia

>unions

This video cured me of my fedora disease about a year ago.

>letting Serbian and Croat turkrapebabies inside
>Fucking Romanians and Bulgars

Do you wanna fuck EUrope even more up or what?

Whats wrong with a strong state? What matters is who is in control.

When did a private company ever remove muslims?

Russians fucking made your country exist. Without Russians fighting against Turks you still would be Turkish slaveboy. I mean cmon Russian Empire is reason your country got independence.

yeah but they fucked us later

>wide fantasy """union"""
>not taking constantinople
for what reason

When? Russian Empire supported your shitty ass for centuries. Even when you were still part of Ottoman turks and later as vassals. Only threath of Russia prevented Ottomans try to incorporate Danubian principalities tighter to Turkish control. When they tried Russians immidiadly invaded.

Like fuck I am almost too drunk here to write and I still remember your countrys history better than you.

Allow paganism and we're in. We still uphold conservative christian values here. And the wall is a good idea.

even today we haven't managed to fully recover from communism they fucking stole basarabia from us and then brainwashed them turned them against us even today they fucking harass us they were worst than nazi in ww2

Please for your own sake read the bible before shitposting. You are making me sad.

I don't work together with fucking Krauts, sorry.

So much hate. Need some Jesus?

Lads... I think this might be bait...

The dubs tell truth tho :D

Watch your tongue before I cut it, heretic scum.

>worshipping semitic religions

gtfo of europe you idiot

A christian union without Italia, or Spain ?

Go back to your gaz chamber you shill.

>thinking this would work
Religion is the plague. Like locust, it spreads and destroys all it touches.
Leave white culture alone

fuck off china puppet

God has a long but thin penis so he can inseminate women undetected

>It's another Germany lead union chapter
In your dreams kraut

More christian than Turkmany

>tears of april
Filthy commie propaganda

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nerob nám tu hanbu... stop making shame to our home...

Switzerland ?

Muslim ?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

I hope we can all agree; the "Enlightenment" has gone too far.
>We Christians should colonize mars instead of trying to establish some geographical Union.