Kek, Meme Magic - I witnessed it. It is all true

Kek, Meme Magic - I witnessed it. It is all true.

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That's a big frog.

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KEKE BLESS ME WITH DUBS

For you.

I think it's a cane toad.

pls be my ai gf

It's actually a male african bullfrog. They're one of the largest frogs in the world. They're unique in that the males are larger than the females and that's unusual for amphibians. Males can weigh 4 pounds and be nine inches long from snout to vent.

Here's a pick of my young ones. The picture is old the size difference is much more apparent now.

Lord KEK has blessed me with his divinity

This thread needs to die.

Do you just happen to have picture of that specific toad, and know toad facts?

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I am a biology student and african bullfrogs are my favorite animal. I own two. Maura is the female and Maul is the male.

That's not a frog tho.

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What do you feed them? Do they eat a lot?

Just about any feeder insect or dead pinkies/mice will work.

You feed them every other day.
They're carnivores, so anything meaty will serve as food.

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Praise him!

i hate all amphibians. disgusting animals. i prefer mammals and only mammals. fuck bugs, fish, birds, any other degenerate form of life other than mammals. bees are ok

post your frog's witnesses
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African Giant Bullfrog

I'm thinking about getting a frog!
Been looking at either a Budgett's frog, White's Australian Green Tree frog, or an African bullfrog

tru

This guy was in front of my house, it was not scared of me and my camera.

G--g---guys, is this a sign?

PRAISE HIM

Should also tell them they have fangs