Who is your best ally?

>friend
More like bitch

Japan is America's bitch

The definition of cucked

This guy got it right. Just more fear than respect

Because nuking them resulted in far less casualties than a land invasion would have

Wrong.
We were sold by you fags when you divided occupational zones of Europe between East ( to soviets ) and West ( Allies ).
What resulted after was machination of Soviets and influence enforced onto the nations who lied in the Eastern ( Soviet ) occupational zone.
And then there were degenerates supporting the cause but that's another story.
What I was rather asking why Japan always gets into US ass in any sort of dimplomatic negotiation.
It's as if Japan was that fat kid eating shit because the cool kid ( USA ) told him to do so

They're probably just waiting until they can backstab the US

Portugal since 1373.

USA they say

Cuck

Even more cuck

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>probably Israel

It's like saying a snake is your best friend and hoping it doesn't bite you
But it will sooner or later

Finland.

Occupation that resulted in making Japs love baseball and movies

USA USA USA

BEST FRIENDS

>turned on France during the French Revolutionary wars
>waited until the last second to get involved in WW1
>let the Nazis take France and then call them cowards for losing
>Suez crisis
>let the Vietnamese cuck France (before getting cucked ourselves)
HAHAHAHA FRANCE IS FOREVER KEKED

Choke yourself with your liberty fries

Our best ally is Portugal. We have the oldest links of any countries.

angloportuguesesociety.org.uk/alliance-history

I love Portugal. A wonderful country.

Spain

We lamb you too.

honhonhon love you guys.
except your shitty food, except your culture of always smiling.
best allies is russia. we smile sincerely and love to argue.

Eyyy Morocco where the fuck you at?

>We have the oldest links of any countries.
...Stealing all our gold. Great.

i love you nippon.

i want to visit your awesome country one day

ilu 2 Japan

lets become more than that

Obviously russia, although i wish it was poland

spread your asshole.

I am more than readay

Anyone have that one picture where America tells it's Asian allies to increase their defence budgets and they all agree so we tell Europe to get fucked.

We have new play things now Yurop, have fun with Russia

Are you guys all x-men due to Chernobyl?

B-But money from Louisiana !

Just like we are amigos.

Fuck you I was gonna answer France!
Russia can't satisfy you like the U.S. can, babe. You think RUSSIA will be the ultimate protector of Western Civilization? Then move in with him, slut. No wait, don't. I'm sorry. You want to remove kebab? C'mon it'll be just like old times. I love France.

took me one second on google.
here you go my lazy amerikan

>needing allies

The birth of our nation was a trick of Portugal onto you.

>sorry for the shit stains senpai

France was our greatest ally for a long time. And by that, I mean they let us consistently renege on agreements and decline to help them financially/militarily, and they just accepted it. It's almost like we friendzoned them.

I kinda like Bulgarians

It's like you've never beat someone into submission and paraded them around as your proud gimp-slave for 70 years

as far as eastern relations go. sure. western powers goes to france since we have a long lasting history with them.

Germans, they also happen to be our greatest enemies.

>pic totally related

>let the Nazis take France and then call them cowards for losing
France was supposed to invade Germany the moment they started forming their military after WWI. That is why they are cowards. They assumed war with Poland would weaken Germany, and that they could invade Germany after the fact.

Instead, Poland got gangbanged by Germany and Russia, and Germany was far from weakened.

I didn't steal anything. My country wrecked stuff for sure. (pic), but don't put the sins of my ancestors on my back.
I'll answer for any misdeeds when I leave this Earth and meet my maker.

My country pillaged, stole, destroyed, and wrecked. I am not to blame.
I won't have guilt shoved in my face.

USA and GERMANY

>handle
Jij bedoelt trade neem ik aan

I'll let Lukashenko know it

Oh sorry, it's not as if an entire generation has been wiped off during the WWI and our countryside destroyed and contamined by the gaz.

We didn't want to revive the same thing

stfu you weeaboo acting like you're a gook

beta scum

I wish we had better relations with you guys too
Magyars obviously

No one.
No one loves México.

Why is your country so mysterious? What are you hiding?

I love you france. Thanks for helping us beat dad. Good taste in evangelions.

Nah he's gotta clean the classroom at his Eikaiwa and then hand out tissues at the train station in the school's mascot costume.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuen_Treaty
Brazil wasn't directly an English colony, but Portugal was more like a drunken and dysfunctional mother that relies on their sons than anything, therefore your ancestors have guilt on this.

because when the US wants to build military bases in your borders you don't say no

You gave us El Chavo and churros. You're OK.

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Because the US put a lot of effort into helping rebuild Japan after the war and treating the Japanese people fairly. MacArthur was worshipped by them while he was in charge.

Also, the US protects Japan from China.

No love for our canadabros?

Sure, we fought as kids and we dont always see eye to eye politically. That said, there is a lot of mutual respect and shared culture today and we couldn't ask for better neighbors. If shit goes down on our block I have no doubt they'll show up and they can throw some wicked punches if they take the gloves off.

no Canada has our back cuz they our bitch

THANK YOU BASED DUNKO

kek wills a witness

Why is the White Man a benevolent conqueror?

>This guy has your back.
If you know what i mean.

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According to Obama, Iran.

Israel is our waifu. Fuck off.

>It's like saying a snake is your best friend and hoping it doesn't bite you
But it will sooner or later

Nonsense, trust a snake before a jew.

I wish we took our relationship with France more seriously. You were our first ally and the Statue of Liberty is baller. Marquis de Lafayette was a freedom loving gangster. I love you guys.

Just us burgers.

The European white man? Not so much.

Mother Russia

It's funny how Japan and America are now very close allies, despite the fact that the USA literally nuked Japan twice.

Really makes you think

so close

tex mex is the bomb yo. just sayin. And as a st. louisian who visits denver frequently lets just say I'd much rather have a mexican making my food than a black.

the cuckest of cucks called me a cuck

boo hoo

Well i should be an expert if iam the cukest of cucks shouldn't i?
So i can identify a cuck if i see one.
How does it feel?

Hard to decide, but it's either Japan, UK, or Poland.

japan is developing a meganuke
the final nuke
anime is made to hush the kids to sleep
the day of reckoning is coming

Japan is smart.

They understand we could have glassed the entire country if we wanted to. Also, according to their doctrine at the time, if our positions were reversed they would have done just that.

When we revealed the power of the nuke and then stopped using it, and instead of pillaging and raping as was expected we gave them money and helped rebuild? That's called respect, bro.

The UK is still US' best ally, without a shadow of a doubt.

The fact that we never were adversaries in conflicts (unless you count the quasi war) make ourselves best allies.
Anyway helping you in 1776 was one of the rare good colonial decision we made, I'm fine with not being an ex-commie shithole (even if we couldn't dodge to be a socialist one).

Russia are tsundere, if Catherine married Napoléon we would rule half of the world as we are talking.
We always blame the germans but truth is the austrians are the real bitches:
- backstabbed Napoléon
- triggered WW1
- birthed Hitler

Probably Japan.
Sorry about Obama octopus fuckers. We will try to make things better soon.

>chile
>allies

top fuckig kek

UK

we're probably even more best ally to USA than Israel is

but china's definitely our best ally thanks for buying all our houses

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If you are able to be sold by another country and aren't able to do shit about it that is the definition of a country being cucked.

We love the US, and Portugal.
Also CANZUK is pretty comfy.

Sorry Canada, North American countries aren't allowed to be allied to anybody other than the USA.

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Fuck you. You nips killed my great-grandpa!

You guys literally just sold out to China over the south china sea.

You guys can fuck right off.

stockholm syndrome OP?

I tolerate you the most, good luck with your army

Sorry they let blacks into our navy

Germany

BIG
AMERICAN
COCK

LITTLE
CANADIAN
PENIS