Anyone here with experience with hookers? is it worth it? seems like a convenient and stress-free way to get sex

anyone here with experience with hookers? is it worth it? seems like a convenient and stress-free way to get sex.

is it degenerate? or do you think it's something that needs to be more widely accepted in society? if it was regulated then it'd increase tax revenue as the prozzies would have to pay taxes. also it'd be safer for everyone involved.

seems like a good idea to me lads. interested to hear your thoughts on it, whether you agree or not.

It's worth the $50 to go to the happy ending massage place. You don't have to deal with women's drama just go have a monthly massage.

Only a leaf would confuse a blowjob with sex.

Should be legal and regulated.
>degenrate?
A little. A lot if you go frequently. But it's not the worst thing. And OK once in a while.
Got sucked without a condom once (was a bday present from friends) and got an STD. Nothing serious though.
Always use protection with these skanks. Even BJs

Do it

aren't happy endings usually handjobs?

>got an STD
that's unlucky. i guess if it was legalised and not such a taboo underground subculture then testing for STDs would be more commonplace. I've seen aussies on here saying that their prozzies will be cleaner and more regularly tested than the average girl.

annoying though as i really hate condoms but would never not use one if saw a prostitute.

Yes. It definitely should be legal, regulated and taxed but it is also very degenerate.

It can be fun to experiment some specific fetish, like fucking two girls at the same time but the best part is the anticipation, not the sex which is often pretty bad. You can only enjoy sex so much when you're fucking someone that's not really into you.

Hookers are in the business of teasing the johns for the most cash they can pay, not fucking their brains out.

>stress-free

Yeah, no.

I'd worry that she'd either go insane and stab/shoot/rob me, give me an STD I'd have to live with for life, or be an undercover cop, so I don't visit hookers.

>annoying though as i really hate condoms but would never not use one if saw a prostitute.

Every hooker has at least Herpes, a lot of people do. It's just not line of work you could do and dodge that bullet very long.

If you can afford it, a better alternative is to find a cute student and be her sugar daddy, pay for her rent to fuck her a couple of times a week. At least it is a little more intimate.

yeah but you're in the land of the freeā„¢

here in civilisation we're not gonna get shot or be rused by secret police officer waiting to trap and arrest us. so it's really not all that stressful to see a hooker here (unless you have a wife or something, i dunno)

I fucked a couple hot escorts in my early 20's because I was single and had cash to blow. The ones I fucked were top tier, definitely convincingly into it. Best blow jobs I've ever had, and I paid 2 to suck my dick at once. No regrets at all, but spend the money for high end escorts. Do coke with them and go wild man, you only live once

Wait it's legal in bongland?

Degenerate

>anyone here with experience with hookers?

It's amazingly boring.

It's only worth it if you are a virgin and want to go through that so that you are not under pressure once you start getting closer to an actual girl.

yeah

you just can't curb-crawl, although you can now in some places (Leeds has made an exception i think)

I use hookers often, but I avoid the girls on the street as they're more likely to be drugged up, not STD free and belong to some abusive pimp.

There are many good websites where you can find independent girls (who actually want to do the job) and they tend to be cleaner and just better company to spend an hour with.

www.adultwork.com is what I use when I am travelling the UK.

Going to prostitutes was comme il faut up until just a few decades ago. Read novels depicting the life of Chads in the army in the 20th and 19th centuries, first you killed the enemy, the you fucked hookers.

>anyone here with experience with hookers?
I have fucked so many hookers I lost count years ago.
>is it worth it?
Yes.
>is it degenerate?
Probably.
>or do you think it's something that needs to be more widely accepted in society?
I think that would be better for everyone than the current state of affairs.

If you have money and want to fuck something without dealing with bullshit, a better way is to look for a girl who is not a professional and has financial difficulties.

You can "sponsor" her and basically you just have to convince her that you are discreet and not a weirdo.

It's better for you because she presumably does this only with you instead of sucking dicks of other men all day, and also the sex is simply much better when the girl is not a professional.

It's better for her because she does not have a pimp and is not submerged in a criminal world where she would rot for the rest of her life.

I don't care if it's degenerate or not but it's always been a fantasy of mine.
However there are busts and stings happening in this town ALL the fucking time. I'm far more worried about that than of being robbed.

I agree that it should be legal and regulated. It's just sex.

Why are you so concerned about STDs? It's nothing serious if you are willing to take some pills to cure it.

I want to visit a brothel badly t.b.h. Since I'm invisible to women may I just pay one and get over with it.
But I'm friendless too so I don't want to go if there's no moral support there to keep me from freaking out.

You paranoid bastard

I live in a country where every men has been with a whore at least once. When I was 19, I made the mistake of fucking one bare. Three days later I woke up in fever and pain in every joint, after the exams I've got diagnosed with severe bacterial arthritis caused by gonorrhea, got hospitalized for 1 week and almost died due to septic shock.

I've had sex with 4 escorts and only 1 of them was actually decent. Ages 20, 21, 24, 40, and the oldest was the best.

21 said my dick was too big and it hurt after more than 5 minutes of fucking, ended in shitty handjob

24 was 21's friend who took over when 21 wouldn't see me again because of dick size. This one also said it hurt and demanded to be on top at all times.

20 was okay but she never cleaned her vag properly and the bits of toilet paper killed the mood tbqh

40 was good with oil massages and handjobs and she was nice and thick so she could take a pounding a lot better

escorts are overrated as fuck, nothing beats an actual gf sorry to tell you lads

>Sex work is a legitimate job and prostitutes deserve respect
>Men who buy sex are perverts and misogynists
>Liberal Logic

Since it's been over 3 years since I've had sex now, I sometimes consider this. Then I just have a wank and get over it.

Did it once, will probably regret it forever. How can you enjoy it knowing what she does, think about that.

I don't even know how to get one in the US without getting busted by the cops.

Enjoy STD.

Don't do it.
I've seen plenty and basically it becomes a habit/addiction rather than pleasurable. Kinda like fapping.
It got to the point that I could get my dick up unless some slut through a condom around it and started sucking on it. Not to mention the thousands I've spent on them gone just like that.

For a presumably conservative board, you guys are degenerate for going for hookers.
It's the most disgusting thing to do but I guess it fits NEET neckbeards who can't get women elsewhere.

>You can only enjoy sex so much when you're fucking someone that's not really into you.

This.
There are a lot if really sweet ones... but there's a lot that just bend over and barely interact with you. It's like you're fucking a soulless body. I'm not even sure whose the monster in the situation, her or me.

>It's the most disgusting thing to do
Not according to this guy.