Queen of Cred Forums Update

Reminder that Natalia is running in State Duma elections this weekend. Wish her luck Cred Forums!

youtube.com/watch?v=FSWhpSW7J9w

She's a member of the United Russia Party which is conservative and pro-Putin. From what I can gather, much of her campaign involves trying to get a bridge built to connect Crimea to the Russian mainland. If anyone knows anything more about her platform let us know. She might just become the most successful right-wing waifu we've seen yet.

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youtube.com/watch?v=UyC7-vTO0mk
youtube.com/watch?v=sU3FKnqfuk4
sanctionssearch.ofac.treas.gov/Details.aspx?id=4636
treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Programs/Documents/ukraine_eo.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=De2VJBmXExw
youtube.com/channel/UCPPts4sxXa39aMBd3FPXDCA/videos
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerch_Strait_Bridge
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

She is absolutely awesome. I wish Trump would pick her for V.P.. I mean come on, obama is a foreign born national too. A Kenya boy. His moma liked bbc.

Just gonna leave this here. Christ on a stick that a beautiul woman.

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Post some rare Mummies boyos

Funny thing is feminists fucking hate her guts.

A woman that is powerfull, independant, and whatnot. But she remains feminine - so they hate her.

This count?

Please annex us next.

Blah.

Blah bla.

Would wife and create perfect blobde babies with

her slavshit genes already making her look 60 at 30s

lmao

slavs truly age like milk

This count?

MAMA

Turk.

Sorry this devolved into a "mummy" thread.

Speaking of, anyone capapble of explaining this mummy horseshit to me? While mildly amusing, it makes no fucking sense.

CUMMY

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>CTRL + F "CUMMY" one result
>CTRL + F "MUMMY" two results

Never change, you degenerate shitlords.

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Shadilay and good luck, love.

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Ayyyy.... there's a new one.

New to me anyway.

This board is fucking pathetic and beta as hell.

I don't think you've ever seen anybody at the age of 60, basement roach.
Either that or your women don't even make it to 60 in your shithole.
As for appearance I believe roachettes are around nigger tier. If your women have wax their lips at age of of 16 you might as well hang yourself

>tfw you will never take a selfie with the prosecutie

I might as well commit suicide guys.

IN

Can you not be Lewd or call her mummy? She deserves a little bit of respect.

Can I send her a card? No really I want to send her a card with much love.

None of that mummy shit she already babysitting slavs, bad enough.

MUMMY'S

TUMMYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WTF is wrong with you spergs? Fuck.

Can she actually win?

You might find yourself on a list if you do that, she is considered a criminal by our countries.

She is polish, not russian

Dass fayke.

What's this shit now?

will she be Russia's first female pres or minster 20 years from now?

I will never vote for her... She is nothing in comparison to Hillary. Just a stupid cunt who imagine herself to be a politician.

1:43

she in 2040

youtube.com/watch?v=UyC7-vTO0mk

MUMMY has a very Slavic profile

her* is 2040

AND NO! MUMMY WILL AGE GRACEFULLY

>he wants to vote for a person which shitted her pants in public

Hi, Pahom

youtube.com/watch?v=sU3FKnqfuk4

She is polish.

Poles are Slavs right?
they look like it to me

Here we go.

bump

I wish there was more to this.... was there even a set at all?

Wasn't there a set with her reclining on a couch?

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Ayyyyy!

what?

I don't want to vote for her, I am not even American. I just adore Hillary, the person she was in the past. She was absolutely amazing: smart, sexy and beautiful

She is heaven

Note the two bodyguards.
They look like ex spetnaz.
Odds are there is an Uzi in that bag.
Ready to rock n roll.

does every Polish girl look like mummy?

Uh oh... I think I've encountered this guy before. Are you the one with like thousands of Hillary images on your computer?

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Polacy móglibym mieć naziwsko Dubrowski czyli tylko Dąbrowski?

Bo polacy w Rosji to temat tego jak od stuleci chiali wymazać polskość z ludzi

Well time to take the fuck up Ivan, and live in the present. And the present shows that your idol is an ugly serpent bitch

she looks like Savchenko on this picture

maybe she is ukrainian

The guy on the left looks like a blood vessel in one of his eyes is about to pop under the pressure. You are probably right. Wasn't an assassination attempt made on her while she was prosecuting some russian mob guy? Something about being cornered in the stairwell to her aprtment building and being beaten uncoscious? And then she fucking came back to court! ....GIANT FUCKING BALLS, if that's true.

And there's Germany's renown sense of humor.

>Cred Forums supports a woman just because she's attractive
>United Russia isn't even conservative: they import thousands of arabs/central asians daily, and fill their universities with Indians/Africans to honor Soviet Union agreements.
>they outlaw free speech because they don't want Russians criticizing Islam or the Governments actions to bring in an increasing amount of Islamists annually
>Putin and his cabinet openly honor Jews and try to get closer to Israel (so much for hating jews, Cred Forums)
>RT puts up videos of "new Russians" featuring black women giving birth
Cred Forums is so thirsty its actually sad.
all it took to subvert an entire international community of conservative males was put an attractive woman in office and claim she is conservative.
Our community is THAT fucking weak of will.

They will literally delude themselves to defend an attractive woman pretending to be something she's not, in service of a Politician claiming to be something he's not.

nerd

Whatchu gonna do about it?

>Russia's Conservatism = American Converatism

Nerd Nerd afgekeurd

i hope your not trying to be sarcastic. a crazy potato lady ruining germany is funny as hell.

if they didnt deport all those nazis to argentina back in the day they could fight her stupidity

After all this time we don't know who is the lucky bastard dancing the mating ritual with her??

He must be the luckiest mofo on earth and he doesn't realize it.

I'm aware.

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sanctionssearch.ofac.treas.gov/Details.aspx?id=4636

this is the most slav picture I have seen in a long time.

treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Programs/Documents/ukraine_eo.pdf

Lol it's funny Americans don't get that euros don't worship their flag. Leaders are not supposed to wave their nations flag around over here.

Well shit!

Yeah, but... that face... you all hate your flags and find them completely distasteful like that?

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You should have seen the US right after S11. There were fucking flags everywhere, it was ridiculous. Whoever was in the business of making and selling flags made a killing for a coupla years there. Dudes were driving around with flag poles bolted into the beds of their trucks flying a flag while driving around. I was out to breakfast once in the middle of nowhere New Hampshire, look across the street, counted 50 fucking flags all planted on the roof over the gas pumps. It was fucking retarded.

Jeans! Where are the clear ones!

wheres the britbong mummi poster?

I want to hear the bedtime story agaim

she already built a bridge to my heart

It's not that she hates the flag. She doesn't like the politician guy waving the flag at some kind of political event.

>tfw no feet pics

life is truly suffering

Do such pics exist somewhere in cirulation?

imma just post sum fresh pics
this one was took yesterday

>Natalia... what's with the cleopatra look?

three days old

Is this bear grylls ?

also three days old

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she wants a hug, user

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Glad you're here. Thanks.

u r welcome, mate. i have much more, if you want

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Yeeeep!

I want to print this out into a poster to put in a tank so I can masturbate to it while removing kebabs for the motherland.

Why is she so perfect

aight, gotcha, mate. just gonna make some tea really quickly

ikr, she is so beautiful, i cant even believe she is real

every ruski soldier does so

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I...
*heavy breathing*

WANT....

*sweating profusely*

TO
*snickers nefariously*

CUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..
IN
THE
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY

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Mummi ! you used to call me on my cell phone

Jesus Christ.

I would vote for her, but she's in EdRo. Fuck EdRo. Too bad all other parties are as bad, no one to vote, for, really.

Mummy looks better au natural

exactly my thoughts

no i didnt

Beauty will save the world

fuck you. just die
clintons are the worst.

gotcha, senpai

She's beautiful, little Ukraine-chan, but Boxxy is the Queen of Cred Forums (and so presumably the Queen of all Cred Forums).

Delete this

The Rise of Natalia the Great.

Mummy in no mood for a joke.

wat

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She's hot and an agent of the Russian state.
She's Cred Forums's dream girl.

Heh. Never seen that expression.

>What the fuck you on about?

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5.11.2017

she looks like Maria Sharapova on this one, lol

Some do it because she is waifu material who you know would make a good mother for your kids. Some just want to cummy in their mummy.

she's not blonde retard

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almost rare, almost pepe

What are you talking about cucked toothpaste ???

Do you think her asshole stinks?

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Nyash mash

We have (almost) already meme'd Trump into office in the US, can't we do the same for the Iron Princess?

Now that looks odd... is this an example of them saying she talks with her jaw kind of clenched because of that beating she took?

feels good, man

Came in my undies.

I'd like to find out!

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There's another thread up right now, in it they're comapring her to Merkel and Hillary... how the fuck?

she's not that pretty

I suspect her popularity is part of a GRU psyop

yes, please
i would definelety vote for her
she would be the most beautiful female president of all times

WOT?

Annex my heart!

>I suspect her popularity is part of a GRU psyop
It's working!

All the negative kek against $hillary.

All the positive kek for our most loved Natalia.

yep
ill try to find more pics that show it, but actually u can see it quite clearly if u watch a video of her speaking something

yes

natalia will be president

Cute, CUTE!!

here it is
right side of her mouth isnt opening very good

Her age is starting to show.

Very sad.

why aren't translations of her videos man, or for that matter any russian politician other than putin ? Is russian too difficult to translate ?

left side, sorry, im an idiot

;_;

Her hips are perfect. ;_;

her shape makes me feel strange in my pants

What is this feeling? I've never felt it before.

thank you, all these retarded betas have no clue whats going on

And I can't fight this feeling anymore

It's called "heterosexuality"

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What are her actual positions anyway? I know fuck all about Russian politics.

I had only read about this. Never seen it like this. Thanks user.

Also as regards the story I was only ever able to get a badly google-translated article about the beating. Do I have the facts correct?

>Cornered in stairwell leading to her apartment
>Beaten unconscious...
>Left for dead?

In the article they translated the russian using the word assassination, was it a straight up failed hit? Or were they just trying to rough her up?

I think Natalia is secretly in love with Nicholas II

wtf i love russian mummy boosey now

my brave natasha ;_;

huh? really?

>american education

Remember when the Japs were doing fan art and the media was like "Here's why this seemingly harmless fanart of pro-Putin prosecutor is actually REALLY terrifying"

Some Slavic women age worse than others, just like any group

Turkish women are not white

I know which I'd pick

Okay there Canadian Putin.

they say russian is one of the most difficult languages to translate
anyway, i can tell you, that almost everything that she says is about how great Russia is, how we must respect its greatness, work hard to make Russia strong as never, stuff like that.
Also, shes not even a member of State Duma (lower house of the Federal Assembly) shes just a head prosecutor of Crimea, nobodys thinking that anyone needs a translation of her words, or smth.
i can translate some vid with her, if u want, tho

SORRY FOR BAD ENGLANDSKY

I've forgotten what I started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever

G O D D E S S
O
D
D
E
S
S

cummy cummy in me undies for mummy mummy

You are doing the lord's work user. One day I will learn ruskie and inhabit siberia for a period of time. Till then please bring tidings of mummy to us.

*walks past you*

The fuck am I reading?

literaly peasant face

>You will never live in a Siberian log cabin spending harsh winters with a beautiful Russian wife at your side cooking tasty homemade Russian food while your beautiful children play around the fireplace

Why live?

you walked into the wrong neighborhood kid

Your entire country is full of peasant-looking motherfuckers Andrzjejejez

she has no idea how many people jerk to her every day

she has a picture of him on her desk

B'b'b'b'b'ayyyt.

and of course that painting

Id give her beautiful babies.

HOW FUCKING RUSSIAN IS THIS PIC? Jesus Christ.

yeah, i know my peasant when i see it

we all have our waifus/husbandos

based fucking russia

literally an angel from heaven

is this a presidential election too?
if the Commies or another party win does Putin still hold power?
would Medvedev be replaced?
how hard line are the Communists?

Autism

fuck off

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yep, seems correct.
anyway, on my memory she never talked about this and everybody is like "yep, shit happened, we dont wanna talk or write about it"
every article about it is very short and says almost nothing
but, its a fact that in 2011 she was a prosecutor on the case of one of the biggest criminal group of Ukraine, and got attacked in that time, cuz she called a boss of that band guilty
she got attacked, beaten and left to die. since then some muscles of her face are paralized

please be respectful

So what are the chances of her being elected to the State Duma?

disrespectful

I feel like I talk to a Fin every day about mummy. Weird.

i just want to hug her softly and for her to whisper "nyash myash" into my ear

Can somebody post the coke line the CIA did at the presidents desk?

she is
in oct 2014 she gifted about 80 photos of him to Livadia Palace from the family archive

Fuck. So it was a failed hit.

And did she show back up in court for that particular trial? Because if so.... GIANT FUCKING BALLS!

The one article I did find read all sorts of wonky. Just seemed very literally sketchy, unclear.

Does she takes in any US volunteers to build this briged?

delet this

Natalia a cute.

Mummy

>Family archive

Okay, so she is a real life fucking cartoon.
Is she from a rich family?

yes

very cute

Looking at art.

thanks, buddy
ye, u have to learn russian cuz it s only like 10% of russians can speak englandsky
i can recommend u Novisibirsk, actualy. Its third biggest city in Russia (Moscow 1st, St.-Petersburg is 2nd) and its in a middle of siberia, but u can easily live there with knowing only english

revealing art

Collage of cute.

You know what else is kind of astonishing to me. That this event didn't go anywere. Does that reflect on Russian/Ukrainian organized crime's... I guess I'd call it "power level"? That it was just hushed and swept under the proverbial rug is kind of fucked up. No?

is...is...ivanki better?

i think she actually has
but she tells that her popularity is not what she is thinking about. Make Russia strong again thats the goal.

actually here she says literally "im a cutie with iron nature"

i want to give natalia a medal ;_;

you niggers are retarded

mods have usually deleted mummy threads by now

You know checkin out dat ass

I am reading all these posts in a thick russian accent.

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love can have such an effect

Isn't that because of the sperglords posting those fucking rule34 cartoons?

I'm gonna make a prediction. Nat wins and becomes a head of state in Russia. On a future visit to Russia, president Trump is a little too flattering and Melania becomes visibly jealous. Heated words are exchanged and a new Cold War ensues. Followed by nuclear Armageddon.

Russian is my second language, I didn't know that word, I would have thought to describe her as a krasavitsa

wait, ya - nyasha means cutie?

This is why Russians winning good looking slav chicks while the US has MTV dude weed lmao hoes

no, its not presidential election yet.
Commies, or any other that Putins party will never win, cuz our shit is corrupted as fuck
Putins party "Ye-dee-na-ya Ros-see-ya" (United Russia) is strong as fuck, Commies or any others arent even close to them.
Commies are pretty strong, but not even nearly strong enough to shake Putins positions

Ya means I

Can meme magic shake putins position and get mummy elected?

pretty high
id say its like 99% or so

the hit was after the trial
of course when she got better she started to work as prosecutor again

Joseph Smith is a saint in Orthodox Christianity?

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me - ours with iron character (will i guess)

remove cow

no, not at all
she was born in a countryside actually

mods are deleting Poklonskaya-threads? mfw

I like you.

i have no accent at all, actually, but, ye, its funny

which one? Nyasha?

The woman who had betrayed his state and gave Crimea to another state unreliable! Unreliable person cannot be trusted! I will vote for the Communists! We will create a new army! The oligarchs will be smoked out of their nests! We will divide their property!

itty bitty nyasha

came from nothing

made it to the top with hard work and bravery

Yeah

Russiabros is there any possibility whatsoever that Putin is grooming her to be his successor?

youtube.com/watch?v=De2VJBmXExw

I'm gonna go with a big fat no.

How'd I do?

you meant to type "her"

Natalia is for cute only.

Not for lewd.

In b4 she single handed blow the kikes the fuck out and hang Soros herself and nuke the federal reserve and accomplishing world peace and love

"Ya - nyasha" means "I am a cutie"

Nyasha is not a russian wordm it came from weebs
"nyan-nyan" thats how a cat speaks in japanese
cats are adorable
we took this "nya" and made it "nyasha" which literally means "very cute"
it happened like 5 years ago, or so

Do you think Putin or the oligarchs fucked her?

Ah, I thought it reminded me of Japspeak

Thanks for explaining)

That hotter than all these stupid rule34 cartoons.

she speaks with putin here: vk dot com slash natalya_poklonskaya?z=video-333999_456239167

no idea what he says to her

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fuck off to /r9k/ you woman worshipping beta.

i bet you freaks dream about sucking her boyfriends dick.

>those legs
not thick enough, she has larger thighs. Shes a leader, put a little more meat on her amazing frame

>Joseph Smith
LMFAO

i dont think so, desu. of course theres possibility, but i think tha chance is very small

u r welcome, bruh

Ukrainians hate her now since she spoke against Porkshenko

d-dont l-look user-kun...

this outfit is v-very l-lewd

*blushes*

Orthodoxy.

She's not Prosecutor General anymore. She can't be both prosecutor and running in an election.

Here's a whole channel of stuff that needs translating.

youtube.com/channel/UCPPts4sxXa39aMBd3FPXDCA/videos

She is so heavenly holy shit.

Inb4 pol moves to her state

oh good i thought she was a muslim :DDDD

how many times do you suppose Putin personally fucked her?

did her smile seem to die a little after Putin took notice of her?

>i bet you freaks dream about sucking her boyfriends dick.

"no"

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Inb4 putin pounded her pussy and used his juwdisu skills to throw her up in the air and land her on his cock now she has trauma because shes broken

she fineeee

>From what I can gather, much of her campaign involves trying to get a bridge built to connect Crimea to the Russian mainland.

There's already a bridge being built though. It's on track to be completed in 2 years. Are you referring to this bridge or a different one?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerch_Strait_Bridge

AIGHT, HERE WE GO

its on youtube, tho: watch?v=mm8PdZ07X4U

Natalya, speaking of Crimea as a part of Russia again:

— Vladimir Vladimirovich, ive never could imagine that i can make this dream come true. Dream of all our Crimea people, hard-working, from the countryside and small cities. Thats not actually a question, but a big thank you from all Crimea citizens. We are thankful for you being you, thank you for bringin us home, thank you for ability to speak in russian language, for safety of our kids that are learning our history, great and mighty, history of our homeland: Russia. We can be proud of you being our president, thank you very much for that. We (Crimea people) are bowing to your feets.

— Thank you, Crimea people for being you. Its a very good thing in terms of patriotism and unation of our country. Speaking of how things are going: theres a lot of work to do, because theres wasnt much done in past 10 years since this territory (Crimea) was a state of different country (Ukraine).
*blah-blah, when Crimea was a Ukraines state it was very bad, but now since its a part of Russia we will make everything very good, nice and smooth, but it needs time*
You will have a lot of work to do if you intend to be a State Duma member.
*la-la-la, talks a lot how Crimea is bad now cuz of bad-bad-bad ukranians, and how we are gonna make it great again, speaks about great people that were born in Crimea*
i wish you luck in your work and in future elections, i hope your team will be solid, so together we can work and solve all this problems, that youve talk about with people in past few months

>maybe she is ukrainian
not anymore

wtf are daniel hannan and bear grylls doing in russia?

well, she is born ukranian, but speaks of herself as a russian, always being russian, and never ukranian
yep, that bridge. it was a lot of problems, building it, and she promises to make that bridge great again

shes givin u a nightcall, user

jesus christ, you degenerates

Putin, Stop it...

>Vladimirovna

Why do I just now learn she has a middle name? I am not worthy.

cant hear you over my Queens greatness

yes! her fathers name is Vladimir, just like our King and God Vladimir Vladimirovich!

I always jump right in these threads hoping to obtain info and images. Thanks for your part in driving this thread. It has been a gold mine. That is all.

Woah, what a cucks, now everything makes sense, really makes you think.

Just out of curiosity, does Putin have any obvious successor at all?

Why are Polish chicks so hot?

you are welcome. glad to do my part for all the natalya lovers in the world.
I have much more, you can ask me everything, ill do what i can

not really. everyone is a straight up garbo, i cant think of anyone being a good president after our King and God Vladimir Vladimirovich retires.
You can name me Medvedev as a successor, but is some Trump-level idiot, nobodys thinking of him seriously.

For example: he was on a meeting with old people and they said: "we have no money! theres no pension payments! please, do smth!"
he said: "theres no money, but carry on!"
it became a meme in runet lighning fast

or, another example
a regular man, teacher asked Medvedev: im a teacher, and everybody knows, that teachers salary is small as shit, we cank make a living with it (its about 15000 roubles. 500gr of bread is 50 roubles, for example, litre of milk is about 100) do something!
he replied: teaching people is your mission in life, you chose it yourself, its your call to teach kids, you dont do it for money, you do it because u want so. If you wanted to make money you would start some kind of business. Who are you? A businessman? No, you are a teacher. You either making money, or teaching kids. make your choise.


btw, look at this fuck on a pic, holy damn motherfucking shit, what a retard. and he was so close to her, he could and maybe did touch Her.
what a fuckface

oh my lord, just look at her.
she is so beautiful, i wanna cry

its her daughter, btw

Ayyyy! Another 1st!

she's not polish for fucks sake. just slav peasant bydlo.
pic god damn related.

I kek'd hard

smbd make her green and rare

Muhammed please the adults are talking

Baм дypaчкaм eщe нe cкaзaли, чтo мeтoдичкa пoмeнялacь?
Ceйчac нaдo нaпpaвить кaк мoжнo бoльшe бeжeнцeв из Eвpoпы в Poccию, a тyт пиздeц хoлoднo, пocoбия мaлeнькиe, жить нeгдe тaк кaк жильe дopoгoe и cyкa eщe вы co cвoими cтpaшилкaми. Cпeциaльнo зaщищaeтe cтpaнy oт бeжeнцeв чтo ли? Bepнo гoвopят, дypaк хyжe вpaгa.

You fools have not said that the training manual was changed?
Now we have to send as many refugees from Europe to Russia, and then the fucking cold, benefits small, nowhere to live because housing is expensive and a bitch still you with their horror stories. Specifically protect the country from refugees? True saying, a fool is worse than enemy.

hnngggngngngggn

this thread must continue... more rare natalya

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delet now

This has a nice depth of field to it.

R A R E
A
R
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looks exactly like a disctrict i used to live

These places always strike me as gloomy and depressing. Are they?

That explains why I love her so much desu

well, kinda, but when you grow up in a place like this, and live all your life it does not affect you that much. u kinda get used to it.
and its so gloomy and shit only in winter.
heres a view from my window, for example (small town in siberia)

title says
"the most beautiful woman in Russia"

wheres my pic, ffs

Jesus. Siberian winters. Were around or near the Chelyabinsk event in 2011? Siberia's a big place I know. Shot in the dark.

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She's eastern euro, right?

Where are the pics of her in boots?

Think she has a big fat ego? Never seems like it in pics and vids, but who knows. Doesn't it take that type of personality to do what she does?

This thread just keeps on giving.

>ywn plow that Euro-teen body of hers

why live?

FERTILE