Brit/pol/ - Quavers edition

>Diane James becomes UKIP leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37387162

>Nigel Farage's final leader's speech to UKIP conference
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37387010

>Mark Carney admits to 'Carnage' nickname as he finally confesses Brexit gives the UK “very large” trading opportunities
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/16/mark-carney-admits-to-carnage-nickname-as-he-finally-confesses-b/

>George Osborne poses as centrist pro-European rival to Theresa May
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/16/george-osborne-centrist-pro-european-rival-to-theresa-may

>Paddy Ashdown: ‘I turned to my wife and said, it’s not our country any more’
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/16/paddy-ashdown-i-turned-to-my-wife-and-said-its-not-our-country-any-more

>China to build nuclear reactor in Essex after Hinkley deal approved
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/15/china-to-build-nuclear-reactor-in-essex-after-hinkley-deal-appro

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Anglo girls belong to Pakistani men.

Things

Whatever you say, lad.

nth for Nat

Watch me troll the Diegos lads

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>Tony Blair still hasn't resigned
>Snp still weak in westminster
>Ukip practically unknown
>David Cameron is talking about green shite and is a new fresh faced (((moderniser)))
>Early stages of the credit crunch
>Lib Dems very strong
>The onky people 'bringing on' about leaving the EU are Hardline Tories

Many other things as well, but in political terms everything has chanhed since 2007 - changed a huge amount since 1991 as well seeing as we had next to no eastern European immigration and a net migration number of around 50,000 a year

>quavers

would always be upset getting these on halloween tbqh

>crisps at halloween

wew wtf

>Tony Blair still hasn't resigned

Nice one Tony what a lad keep up the good work

FRESH ANGLO/POL/

>County Armagh
>mummy posting

Why am I not surprised?

Ok

The Irish are a simple peasant people. Shipping costs for importing freddos are through the roof.

I'm gonna get shit for this, but I'm actually pro-NEET. We've got other stuff to worry about.

Did it stir up memories of the famine or something?

JUST PICK A DAMN THREAD AND STICK WITH IT JESUS CHRIST

don't reply to it

Why is this a thing? Can't we just discuss British politics in Brit/pol/?

>now an actual slave

It's that one? You make a new thread when the old one reaches bump limits you spaz

Poster a better Anglo goddess.

You can't.

>tfw a couple paki lasses fancied me at school
How do I finally overcome this trauma in adult life?

Fuck off you fucking cunt

>Quavers

THREAD SPLITTER WE HAVE A THREAD SPLITTER!!!

British politics is for brit/pol/, yes

Anglo/pol/ is for people all across the anglosphere to discuss the politics of their respected nations and come and discuss together.

Saw my local Lib Dem candidate coming out of tesco at half 8. I had a nice chat with him before the last election and he seemed so sad and lost. He's a lovely guy and gave me his number in case I wanted to help campaign. I didn't have the heart to tell him I wasn't a Lib Dem.

Kek, loads of Muslim women sleep around when their parents aren't looking and do anal

Sorry Ahmed, they'll all be slags by 2030.

I literally can't.

>he's this selfish he'd rather see his "turf" upheld than realise this can be something much bigger and greater

I don't feel any connection to those countries. I like just Britain.

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Muslim women are in true freedom as women in respect of God. Western girls are just slaves to desires.

That is just what happens when you begin to conquer a society. Pioneer generations take a lot of hits, but as long as Islam grows this does not matter, because one day sharia can be made and then it is all over.

>one ginger twat puts up 'sharia' zone stickers
>Cred Forums wanks over it for years
>National action regularly put up Hitler stickers
>Literally never mentioned

Cherry picking at its finest

FUCK OFF REEEEE

There's like 5 atm. Too many fucking leafs making threads

youtube.com/watch?v=cs96OKqVx_A

Are you really British? Brits should feel a connection to other Anglos, Canadians, Aussies, NZers, it's a connection through blood

Latest Meshuggah tunes

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t. Juncker

Enjoy your yank filled general, lad.

Probably because there are million of muslims in britain but only a few thousand national socialists at most

Yfw

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>Wanting to be in a federated Europe is exactly the same as wanting a British Empire united by blood

You're a bit of a spastic lad.

yfw we voted leave

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English children who convert to Islam. How does it feel?

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Naomi Watts

Fuck off back to your gay thread.

>nat
>mummy posting

I think you're confused, taig.

>National action

It's got to be a honeypot why would they walk around wearing fucking call of duty ghosts masks?

t. tryhard cunt

Not an argument.

Morning lads

Why did this exist

>gets raped by uncle
>gets honour killed

>gets raped by stranger
>gets stoned to death

>gets raped by husband
>gets beaten

>faints in intense heat due to burka

>goes outside house without husband
>gets stoned to death

>(((((freedom)))))

Fuck off Ahmed, go shag a goat.

>(1)

>blood

Means nothing to me.

Reminder to continue to support and vote for UKIP.

TOP KEK

To be fair that is some great banter there

If your gay Anglo pol is so fantastic . . .why are you here?

Being Muslim should immediately disqualify you from any public service.

youtube.com/watch?v=WT_0toKlFh4

How does it feel to know that across the Uk there are hundreds of little white children converting to Islam?

Jesus Christ

mfw

BASED CIVIC NATIONALISM

MY PARENTS FROM THA CARRIBEAN BUT WE IZ ALL BRITISH INIT

If blood means nothing to you why the fuck are you here?

>relaunching Britannia

BASED
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>Morning

We're not quite there yet

>36 replies
>19 posters

BTFO

hitler wasnt a ginger tho

Are you a feminist?

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Lads

You a /comfy/ NEET?

I wonder if its still seaworthy or are we talking about building an entirely new ship which would be pretty based?

>To be fair that is some great banter there
This is why we will win. We're funny. The elite Tarquins trying to sway the public opinion are out of touch. The internet has all the normies on it now, and it's our playground.

Vote UKIP lads.

I woke up five minutes after Pointless started today.

Nope. I'm "white", blue eyes etc. All my ancestors are from Britain AFAIK.

This isn't your safe space for muh ancestry though.

yeah

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It feels so good to watch your nation fall.

Discuss the Anglosphere here lads

stop replying it. jesus christ

>three smiling women at the children

REEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS

maybe because neo-nazis are outnumbered by Muslims about 10 million to 1 (and Muslims have caused infinite more damage socially/physically)

Quavers?

All about Wotsits desu

Let's not respond to the shitposter forcing "Anglo/pol/", we are all Brit/pol/ till we die.

There's no need to feel threatened by his shitty general.

Don't reply to the Paki mate.

Why are you all so thick? Stop replying to thread splitters and shitposters. Is this a hard concept to understand?

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Fuck Tony.

Again why are you here if blood means nothing to you? Are you really that much of a lefty cuck?

it's still seaworthy
it'll be relaunched on private donations

>lolbertarian party

Single issue, one man party.

youtube.com/watch?v=kqfaRfNMncc

Who /Diane/ here?

Would you like to see a little British girl in a Burka?

youtube.com/watch?v=PHciX3WQcNU

Because I like the debate and shitposting here.

Fuck off Papist.

What the public want to know Ed is are you tough enough to be Prime Minister?

I think she's better than we could have hoped for. Let's see how she does.

Climb back upon your ninja dressed cousin Ahmed.

Why don't you care about your own blood? Your own kin?

This is the real British lolbertarian party

libertarianpartyuk.com/

I had the same problem mate.
Just see it as them recognising your superiority over their own kind,.

>Tfw no ed miliband led BNP

At least I'm not an Anglican

She is asleep right now. So no.

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You're shilling in our thread, so we're shilling in yours.

That chicken balti was fucking wank, I'm not coming to this shithole again

Hell yes I'm tuss enough

Post some comfy British music, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=FoTxBvPjGaQ

These are average English children in 2016. How does it feel?

"I'm sure you enjoyed that but the issues raised are deadly serious"

fuck off you dumb cunt

>none of them wearing burka
absolutely haram

Good time to wake up or an hour earlier for tipping point

Don't respond to thread splitters, m8.

I'll stop when you stop dickhead

That is right, make jokes as your nation is conquered.

There is in one of the videos I think part 4, she looks to be around 9 or so and is in burka.

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THREAD SPLITTER HE'S A THREAD SPLITTER

It's a different kind of thread cry more

Now you replied to the Paki prick, you get to continue the conversation.

When will you kids learn?

>tipping point
"No".

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Go rape some children you paedophile.

good riddance

so why would you build a nuclear reactor in this day and age?

THICC

I'm not Anglican, but I would rather be Anglican than a pathetic Papist.

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Hmm...

>cuck hating on enoch

For a laugh

Money

Patriotic Ecosocialism when?

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Holy fuck that was amazing.

>"Hello, is that the Food Standards Agency? Yeah, he's been wiping his shitty hands in the chapatti dough again"

Nuclear is the future desu

Your mums your dad.

>Not liking Ben Shepherd

>so why would you build a nuclear reactor in this day and age?

We were going to build a power source based on happy smiles and kitten purrs but Nuclear provided more power.

>happy smiles and kitten purrs

Karen's cuteness could power all of the UK

aka yank/pol/

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>Daddy, I want to embrace the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) and say shahada, my fiance Ahmed says he will only marry me this way

This is what your daughter will say in the future, how will you react to this?

I love that show simply because I used to love playing the 2p machines with my nan.

He's alright but its a terrible quiz show.

>it's the same retarded kid over and over again

kek

Your imam is your dad.

How does it feel white bois that I'm dicking your women?

I think it is from a documentary about the last white people in a certain area of the UK and how they all converted to Islam to try to fit in with the dominant population. Total victory and the future of you all.

your mum

>2p machines
Not playing the 10p machines like a big boy

The questions are easy, you can win 10 grand and the coin pusher is fun. What's not to like?! Its better than the chase

>if I cherrypick enough videos of RE lessons, it'll look like we don't mostly fucking hate Islam!

It's okay, Ahmed, Jesus forgives you for your sins.

Possibly the worst game-show host ever

see
not an RE lesson

You look white yourself.

>How does it feel white bois that I'm dicking your women?
Must make a pleasant change from fucking your cousin

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Look mate, I actually live in Britain whereas you live in a shittier version of India. I think I know more about the state of the United Kingdom than you do.

Who /the chase/ here?
Best game show we have tbqh lads

That's a hairy looking woman.

We used 2ps because my nan would save them up.

You probably live in a really white are of the Uk so do not know how the rest is falling to Islam.

I don't think Pakis get the deserved amount of mockery they're duly deserved. What it all comes down to is Pakis being buttmad as fuck that Britain didn't want them when they took India, then Pakistan did the "I bet that advanced technology is sour anyway" and it's literally never went away. Pakis are embarrassing, more so than Indians.

t. Paki

stop replying to it

True, probably the best way to look at it.
>tfw just remembered what they smelled like

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THE DARK DESTROYER

>Who /the chase/ here?
>Best game show we have tbqh lads
that's not how you spell perfection

Never fucking say that to me again. I'm half Sikh Indian and Half Anglo Christian.

I reguralry dick your women. I usually fuck the low brow celts up their arse.

DELET THIS

>t. Paki
You have to go back

No, he needs to stay and make sure to have a lot of children.

Who triggered the child molester?

>Possibly the worst game-show host ever
You take that back

top bird, knew her son he's a stellar guy.

>I'm half Sikh

Stopped reading there

Enough shitposting, Ben

>mfw going to caravan parks in Devon and spending literally hours on the 2p machines while my parents watched some cabaret shite
I want to go back to that time.
>10p machines
Alright Mr Monopoly.

Playing the 10p machines was dumb anyway. You spend £5 to win a 50p lighter or laser pen. Did you nudge the machines?

I shagged your imam

I shagged your sister.

>all these pajeets projecting their cuckold insecurities all over brit/pol

All pakis love the BWC

Tomorrow's papers, lads.

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>no u

That's not how you spell goat, Rajib

Was he really a marxist?

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>Who triggered the child molester?
You did.

Along with the other cucks replying to him.

we need more industry outside London
why don't we build a large fleet and just conquer some weak African nations with lots of oil?
and sell it in £s
this country has lost its backbone and fighting spirit.

I dick your women.

How does it feel that your Brit/pol/ thread is literally full of non-white posters with English IDs?

Imagine that leg kicking you straight ginger Celtic bap and feeling the sting the whole way through your body, eventually leading to Parkinsons.

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I'm pretty sure those two have fucked.

>Woman
Never voting UKIP again.

All English girls love Pakistani cock. We know this is a fact of course because all the time stories come out of English girls and Welsh girls having sex with Pakistanis.

It is more likely to be me and his sister.

Never would have sex with an animal, I am not a Canadian.

For 6 years he was, then he realised he wasn't after actually visiting the countries of the eastern bloc.

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On the odd occasion, especially if there was a whole load on the edge and I had wasted five coins trying to shift it over the edge. Didn't really care about prizes, it was just relaxing.

New Brighton was my stomping ground lad, need to go back one day.

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>up their arse
Does the poo make you feel at home, little Indian?

>all these mud shits roleplaying
Go to ya cunts

>All English girls love Pakistani cock. We know this is a fact of course because all the time stories come out of English girls and Welsh girls having sex with Pakistanis.

That's just to cover up the fact all your women love white cock

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State of that paper

Kys my man

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>Pay to jump the queue
Somehow, I don't think this will go down too well.

>Welsh girls having sex with Pakistanis.

Lel no.

>All English girls love Pakistani cock. We know this is a fact of course because all the time stories come out of English girls and Welsh girls having sex with Pakistanis.
Only times you can have sex with them is when you rape them. Pakis are known here for being creepy and having tiny Asian cocks

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>first combat role woman is a man in disguise

HAHAHAHAHAHA

It is not rape, they love it of course.

I never understood the curry smell.
Did they have curry for breakfast?
Did they not shower the night before?
Do they spray themselves with curry powder instead of deodorant?

>first combat role woman

>it's a man

Patriarchy wins again.

>cold turkey on porn for a month

Fuck off roastie

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It's the cooking

I've been to their houses before.

>tranny british soldier

cmon lads its hard to talk shit about you if you's aren't actually better than us

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if theres anything British men aren't going to bemoan the taking of its our women. Our tea, fish, beers, jobs and even fish belong to us but by all means take our women.

Maybe if they have a fetish for men with tiny, hairy cocks that smell of a combination of sweat, piss and curry.

Yes. It does and doesn't. Sodomy is considered a mortal sin, but I ask God's forgiveness and usually tells me he accepts it,.lol, always tells me to stab woman too for some reason? Though the risk of procreating DNA with a Celt is too severe,. I must not take the risk.
No. It's a sin.

>Terror Clowns and tranny squadies

We really are in a meme timeline...

Should be banned on the spot desu

Gas the phone users

Thanks for your input Ahmed; my considered opinion though is that your country is a shithole, every other muslim country is a shithole, and it's because of muslims. You turn everywhere to shit. Anyway, it's been nice chatting.

What effect has national action had on the UK? Have they blown up trains or cut heads off soldiers? Raped a million girls?

They have a fetish for men who are actually men, which British men cannot provide for.

>swarthy unemployed midgets with high pitched voices

>it was just relaxing.
Like the tides in the sea, I use to play them when the fair came to town. Good times

I have a serious question.

>He is infantry, yes?

Does he realise the ship the council estate chaos and white nationalists will give him? He realises this ain't tumblr.

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It's alright lads, Ahmed will get hit by a drone tommorow and he won't plague britpol anymore

beats men like this one That is a typical British man in 2016.

w-w-we are p-potato nigger

Underrated post.

I just realised he's infantry

he's fucked

How does it feel to have all your shit-coloured women be 'pork'ed by huge throbbing white meat, Pajeet?

It's the spices. They eat so much that it literally oozes out of their pores, and I'm not even slightly joking

It is alright, your daughter will be married to a muslim one day, that is a certainty. Have you thought of names?

So have I, but I don't come out of the dog room stinking of dog.
That's what I don't get.
The curry powder must be in their hair or something for the smell to persist all day long.

Yes, according to Channel4 the infantry is just a laugh.

Literally have family there (80s and 90s) who got literally beaten daily because they were half castes. It's literally full of council estate chavs and English Nationalists.

Still, I can handle that. It's allowing women and trannys to join is putting me of join the infantry.

You don't name your daughters children here.

Cut your toe nails,m8. Your supposed to be civilised.

why not?

Well, I guess the Sun won the most (You)s.

Have you married your cousin yet or are you waiting till she hits puberty?

Because that would be weird.

ARE DIANE

>implying it's not straight off google images
I'm taking that piss out of the bizarre notion that a shot of pants-around-ankles means instant boning

Going into the infantry in a few months, hoping for fun times

At least they will for certain have Islamic names then since her husband will have the choice. That is a good thing for you Brits.

I am already married.

Ay we got another Wirral lad on here. New Brighton was great, turned a bit grim about 10 years ago but it's been cleaned up and it's less of a shithole now got a new promenade and stuff

Quickscope some Bed Linens for me lad.

Ah, you're a mongrel. Issues. Sad!

>I am already married.
What's his name?

>That is a good thing for you Brits.
Why's that?

They find you so hideous that you have to kidnap them

We don't marry other men in Pakistan. That is a British thing.

It means Islamisation of society should be quicker.

Why do you keep posting pictures of your hairy ape body? You must literally be half chimpanzee.

Liverpool actually but I lived on the Wirral for about 8 years, do they still have the small boating lake? Only been the Light since they done it all up.

>Wirral lad

>It means Islamisation of society should be quicker.
How?

Because when Pakistani men marry Anglo girls it will mean they choose the name since apparently Anglo parents do not have a say on things. That will mean they have more attachment to Islam than Britain.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/16/traditional-british-penny-could-be-scrapped/

I don't want to lose our penny, lads. ;_;

Diane is a National Bolshevik

>We don't marry other men in Pakistan
No you only marry your prepubescent cousins. How's having the equivalent education of an 10 year old Brit treating you?

Is monster munch good? it looks fun to eat.

>apparently Anglo parents do not have a say on things
It's normal for grandparents to name their grandchildren in Pakistan?

>That will mean they have more attachment to Islam than Britain.
How?

I have a degree.

So worried by this.

Pretty common. My grandparents named me for example.

>How?
Because name is part of culture, it shows Anglo culture is weak.

>Oy vey goy, we need higher inflation and interest rates

>never met a chav or a gyppo
Oh I am laffin

Are you dressed as a woman at the moment Brit?

From a Pakistani University?

Yeah they still have the boating lake. Last time I swung buy there was some old man going ape shit because some Knobhead kids started swimming in it about whilst he was trying to play with his boat

Ketwigs

I'm gonna get shit for this, but I'm actually pro-NEET. We've got other stuff to worry about.

No, I went to another country to do my degree.

Like when it was the Russian, or the Scot, the proxy Paki will pass by tomorrow. Until then, godspeed, lads.

>it shows Anglo culture is weak.
But how?

Because you let those who marry your women name the children, this extends to all of your culture.

Surprised you went home again desu

REMINDER TO HOARD THOSE PENNIES AND OLD 5 POUND NOTES, LADS

Tajikistan?

I post here every so often and you idiots say this every time.

Where's all the dank Brit politics memes gone?

>No, I went to another country to do my degree.
Where paki?

I went there as a kid with some odd car thing which could turn into a boat, though the range was too short and it would stop working in the middle of the lake. Thankfully the old guys there kept nudging it with their very expensive boats.

>Because you let those who marry your women name the children
Yes, the father.

The same as in Pakistan by the way :)

>Anglo culture is weak

I dare you not to pray 5 times a day

why is buggering little boys pakistan's No.1 passtime? I'd have thought that shit is haram.

> I proxyfag here every so often

FTFY

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Pretty fuckin' solid as far as sort-of-crisps go, they're a weird but pleasant mix of airy, crunchy, and very flavourful

NEW

Pickled onion is the best flavour. Don't let any of these autists tell you otherwise

Turkey.

The father who is non-Anglo.

No.

Why is British number one past time to fuck other men?

Start a topic of conversation lad, I would but im too busy drinking and reminiscing about 2p machines and seaside towns.

Why did you pretend that Fathers don't name their children in Pakistan?

>Turkey
Toilet paper has more value than a degree from a Turkish university

I didn't, just happens that grandparents often do it as well, it is common courtesy.

Also you missed the actual point which is that British girls marry non-Brits. We don't have that issue here at all.

Fuck off somewhere else you foreign troll, it's Brit pol. We should have border controls on here.

>just happens that grandparents often do it as well
I was in a relationship with a Pakistani girl for a while, never heard of that. Ever.

>it is common courtesy
I don't think that means what you think it means, think you meant a common custom.

>moving to Londonistan for uni
any tips friends?

>mfw we now have diesel engines that are smaller, cheaper and stronger than nuclear reactors

The future is diesel lads.

Also just heard that May is going ahead with Hinkley, bad move imo.

>any tips friends?
Where you going to?

>any tips?

Don't.

Don't.

Not sure what I want to do here, give you a sincere warning that London is a fucking cesspit or insult you for being a dirty incestuous frog.

>pay to see the GP immediately

I approve.

Wtf I don't say this to anyone but shave those legs of yours wax them even

Well it's the only place in England that could be improved by a fucking frog's presence.

So you can go if you wish.

libertyisviral.com/islam-is-a-cult-not-a-religion-angola-bans-islam-all-mosques-to-be/

>mfw the bongo bongos down in the congo ban Islam first

>We don't have that issue here at all
Yeah you do, you just murder your daughters when they do it lol