How can I get my penis to generate electricity?

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You don't wear a thermal conductive wrap around your penis and use the warmth to generate electricity to recharge your cel? It's 2016 canuckbro, everyone's going green and it's time for you to get aboard.

put it in your ass and fuck yourself

what kind of current would this produce?

You must put a permanent magnet in your urethra and use a copper-wire coiled masturbation sleeve.
Proceed to masturbate while generating electrical energy.

If you connect the wires to strong power source, you will be able to use your penis as a Gauss cannon.

Cut it off and use the calories in it to fuel your own body by processing it through your digestive system.

I thought Asians were good with tech. Figure it out yourself.

Attach it to a dynamo and swivel

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sounds painful

Fuck a lot of electric eels.

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why are canadians still allowed to post?

plz be my ai gf

This is actually plausible(ish). God, German engineering never ceases to amaze me

I dunno, shoving a magnet in my urethra doesn't sound very comfortable. Why do that when they actually make thermal powered devices that charge off your body heat? Those devices would probably charge best off your groin, for real. Which is why I still prefer my idea You need to use energy to maturbate so the German way is less efficient.

i want to beat the fuck out of this stupid leaf so bad