Brit Risk

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Ireland
King John Kennedy

Why, its a normal name

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k

Just put UNLUCKY BASTARD

there is no name section on the map per se... so your name needs to be either the kingdom or something readily recognizable as being pictish, or irish or francish

You're one of those OP's who makes us pick historically accurate names, aren't you?

Why don't you lay out a list of kingly names which we can use

Geezer King should be fine even though it's not timely

Claiming Dal Riata

Francia

just have the kingdom in you name
and yes i usually do.
but i have decided when i host on pol that as long as the nation's name is in your name we can do this... its a compromise
the maps i host are usually historical maps

Hooooo OK, I did natzi that coming, then I'm PIT

trip if needed

lets see if this works. not taking time to see how many of you chose the same factions so first to roll with a recognizable name will count

Scotland is for the Scots! Invade Pictland

Go for dal riata regions bro please

Start invading england

1 red and 1 blue, specifically

Attack the Isle of Mann

I claim the Isle of Man and defend it from any foreign invasion, but I do not overextend my territory beyong the island itself

Begin taking land in Strathclyde

no waiting on people

*ignore the text

Attack a city in Kent, if it fails take sussex and wessex

Claiming the Isle of Mann
Chief Niaghtey of Mann

SKODEN

Destroy dal riata

Remove the Picts from our land, push back

already taken
see

Invade Strathclyde

Take land moving towards Nottingham

This thread is nice. I'll watch the show.

failed sieges are wasted rolls
for future reference please include the word siege in your roll to siege, thanks bro

ok thanks man

No man should trespass this sacred land, halt any oncoming troops

What about a nap? If not no one can win. Others are expansioning, what about you taking Ireland and I taking my south?

Claiming Wales!

Never, I won't stop until I rule all of Scotland

you may roll bro
thanks

you're int

Siege Kent

Scotland doesn't even exist yet.

Seige Douglass

Seige Scone

Attack dal riata

Defend if attacked, Siege Alcluy

you cant siege until you border the city. i will use roll to surround douglass and spill mercia

Fool, your troops haven't even came close to my castle, how do you think you could lay siege
Ha! I laugh at the welsh backwardsness
Invade the Welsh lands, just as a warning

It will after I get rid of these Picts

If you give me your word that you'll stay away from my dominion I will let you take back Anglesey

804 AD
Northumbria is afk edition.

Continue the Siege of Alcluy

Attack dal riata plz

Name speaks for itself
Push the Franks out of England, spills take South Saxon tiles.

Retake the route to Scone

SIEGE KENT!!!!

spill?
gotcha

Ireland in ireland

just so you are aware, since wessex just pushed you way by rolling first, your roll is converted into resurrounding the those cities

shit
i was finally able to get the number

Speak at once, what is the answer to my offer:

Can you convert my roll into taking back those territories I lost?

i know man. just heads up bc most people on poll dont know how to play siege risk

i did. that is what happens when you get pushed away before your "siege" roll lands

Is this your usual tripcode?

no this is

Oh yeah, I know you now

2 min warning for Wales and Northumbria

805 AD
Northumbria and Wales are open once more

Siege SUSSEX!

Conquer dunnand, if failed defend

Remove all foreigners from Ireland.

I hereby name myself Lord of the 2 Isles, King of Man and Regent of Anglesey

Siege Scone

Siege London

I, the king of Northumbria, have returned from my philosophical studies in the woods with my overseers!

ONWARD TO LONDON!

My English brother, help me drive these bastards lacking in English blood from our lands.

806AD
Picts in world of shit edition.
Also the Northumbrians have returned.
Also, acknowledge thisso i could only take that as take 1 tile around dunadd... you lost scone as per

Remove Frank

Invade the Picts

:(
No bonus get for a 5 digit pali and dubs...

Don't invade the now Irish land in Scotland... Maybe we can come to an agreement....
For now invade Pict land

map is just too small for that bro, soz

Reconquer scorne

It could count as a 0
:(
5 digit palis are special enough.
Also are you in the GoB thread?

THERE IS A GOB THREAD!!!!?????

Nice trips

Help Alfred the Great push back against the English!

ONWARDS TOWARD LONDONG!

Risk planning thread.
Sorry to let you down.

You mean the French?
Also Alliance of Englishmen against these whoresons?

thats my thread (check my trip now)
you mean the franks right?

Claim Wessex

also to take london or any city you must use your entire roll and roll 8+
taken

I know, I'm just wondering if you're checking it right now.

Remove Saxons

you are worst saxon. you are the saxon idiot you are the saxon smell. return to scotland. to our scottish cousins you may come our country. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,kent we will never forgeve you. sussex rascal FUck but fuck asshole saxon stink kent sqhipere shqipare..west saxon genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead saxon..ahahahahahKENT WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 100 years war .sussex we kill the king , sussex return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot wessex and kent smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE WEST SAXON FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. norman+flanders+scotland+welsh=kill sussex…you will 100 year war/ jesus alive in francia, jesus making music of francia . fast music jesus francia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of jesus… you are poor stink saxon… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
jesus alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the sussex ,..FUCKk ashol wessex no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and country. j3sus alive and real strong wizard kill all the saxon farm aminal with music magic now we the frank rule .ape of the zoo afred the great bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sussex wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. francia greattst countrey

807 AD
Franks release the power of rage in their post, yet they forget about the Northumbrians

>Insulting the Saxon in Saxon, because your own French language is too shitty, and noone speaks it.

If you didn't notice, my roll was to fight back.
Also, witnessed.

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Invade Francia

Start conquering domnonia

Fight back north umbria into england and remove saxon with spill

Take Pict land in the south and south west

Besiege Dunadd

see

>what is bilingual
>what is role playing
>what is I'm actually a burger

Son of a bitch
Domnonia then
Attack Wessex

Fight back against the frogs! And take some of that purple stuff to the east!

hi matt

808 AD
Surprise attack by the Irish leave the Scots without their home city. There is all out war in the south as Dummonia rises to assist the Franks it appears. Starting to think that one dick janitor is only here in the middle of the day (US time)

Ride across Wessex towards Winchester

so fkin sick of the same stupid errors... in 800, southern lancashire and dumfriesshire had been northumbrian for centuries.

Attack Northumbria

Siege London with 808 AD water pistols!

Push into Francia, heading for Amiens

Essex

Retake (siege) Dunadd.

If the Picts still survive can I extend an offer of NAP, we now share a common enemy and if you send rolls to help I will let you retake your land

I claim Strathclyde!
Strathclyde > Reclaim clay

>King Ash of Strathclyde

Would you care to ally Friend?
We Saxons must work together.

Besiege Alcluy

Together we can drive the Irish out of our respected lands, join me in war

you may roll
you're in

allright, I didn't notice Essex didn't exist lel

I may? Where is Essex in the latest map?

note that this just happened so you had to reclaim footing

you are surrounded on all sides and only have london and colchester

Claiming wales, push in to Mercia, reclaim our lost clay

ok then, I want to reclaim the state surrounding London! HAHAHAHA

Which factions are taken?

allright, does this count for a siege? Now do I have to roll upwards from 6?

No you didn't roll for a siege

Strathclyde is open.

well... Dave is just watching and has Mann
so East Anglia and Merica are open. picts are afk i think

Claim East Anglia, attack Northumbria.

see

but I said I want to reclaim.

You can reclaim the lands, just not any cities.
Plus you have to be next to the cities.

you already have london and colchester... there is no need to siege cites you already have bro

809AD
House getting full all of a sudden

Strathclyde > Reclaim clay

>King Ash of Strathclyde

Push back into England.

Siege Winchester

Siege Dunadd

yes, that's what I meant, the lands surrounding London. You gave me even more! yeeeee

Northumbrian scum

Siege Winchester

Siege Alcluy

EPIC!!!

Siege Winchester

Attack Northumbria.

You cant unless you border it

So he gets it back?
I'm at square one

what

Kek accidentally put Northumbia on my trip, I am East Anglia. 8 is good though.

See

Remove East Anglia (purple) from the map!

Someone better do something about the frog problem

yes
k

rolling for Win

it's not fucking spam, what's wrong??

I am next to it? How do I indicate I want a land?

What about if we have peace and i get my land back?

Dubs have it. Ok peace. I'll give you back 3 tiles. And then we go out seperate ways

just say "attack X near Y"

Allies perhaps?
OP, this

ok, attack the purple East Anglia tile whose city is Thetford

Dubs have it again. Ok, allies

you have 1 tile spill. further into EA?

2 min warning for Wales and any afk

>you have 1 tile spill

allright, give me the other end of E.Anglia, from the other side

Im guessing Wales joined to attack Mercia one time solets move on. East Anglia deals a blow to Northumbria only to be BTFO by Northumbria and Essex. there is a land deal in the south between Wessex and Dummonia. The Frogs are coming. Another failed siege by Ireland and small gains by Strathclyde

Strathclyde > Reclaim clay

>King Ash of Strathclyde

Invade Francia

push to surround Nottingham, and take the one mercian province

Siege Dunadd, this time we will get it!

Siege Elmham!

(be back in 30 mins, no need to wait for my rolls)

Sail to the top of Wales and start conquering the lands towards bangor

Take Alcluy. I'm serious this time.

Attack Essex, focus on Colchester.

ALBA GU BRATH

Siege any city I can

That's not how siege works, you cunt.

811 AD
Hermit may be afk

siege nottingham

Strathclyde > Reclaim clay

>King Ash of Strathclyde

I meant the other end, the hook on the other side, to surround them, but whatever OP

Move south to the Francian tile of Rochester

Those Francs will feel our saxon steel!

Push into Francia

T a k e A l c l u y

Raze the welsh lands towards Bangor

oh and with the other tile take back the tile surrounding colchester

Push against saxons

We've been besieging this town for 4 years, SIEGE DUNADD

1% Middle east

You're not a true Irishman.

No Ulster, Connacht, Leinster or Munster this is cancer.

...

no true scotsman fallacy
or should I say irishman

Take Alcluy.

Invade Francia

Shit, never mind then. Kill Strathclyde

Siege Bangor

ewright then...moving on

move northwards if one tile
eradicate East Anglia if 2

Push back into england
praise kek

Take the Irish and Pict land in the Hebrides, spill to Northern Ireland

AND ONE TILE LEFT IT SEEMS

siege Rochester dear OP

Strathclyde > Reclaim clay

>King Ash of Strathclyde

now put Rochester under my beautiful banner with the majestically barbaric crown

shit

I siege it again

may I inquire about the betty? Is she a witch? Is she Morgana?

Are you retarded? Read the fucking map, you stupid cunt. You can't attack territories and siege on the same turn.

ok then, take the cityless tile next to the one with Elmham

Game will conclude in 21 minutes

Shit.

Defend on Ireland.

Take the remaining Pict land

Ride across the welsh lands and raze their villages, and rape their women until every next generation is Dumnonian!

Siege Hastings

SHIT! PUSH BACK INTO ENGLAND! I'VE BEEN AT THE SAME PLACE FOR 13 YEARS
I've sieged the same city for 4 years.

why do you never give me the hook??? You keep going consecutively!

allright

if one tile, take south to the francs.
if two, finally take the little hook land that now belongs to Northumbria
if 3, add the Wales part next to it

traitor of your people

...

They are as much of our people as the Irish, we are the true people of this land

Strathclyde > Isle of Mann's lands' spares into Northern Northumbrian lands
I will agree to peace if you stay out of Cumbrian lands. Strathclyde belongs to the Brythons!

>King Ash of Strathclyde

added, roll again

Kill the welsh and surround Nottingham spills to Mercia and that Man land next tto bangor

Push back Essex

Very well.

Attack the Isle of Mann

siege Thetford
I can't have any East Anglia under my armpit.

Does the number of this post count, or do I have to roll again to determine the outcome of the siege?

attack strathclyde? see

Push back the bastards

Finish the Picts

Strathclyde > Siege Douglass; if not touching, taking northern Northumbria

>King Ash of Strathclyde

4 spill?

ignore this post

No

the roll is your siege post and this one failed so the turn is wasted

I think it should be 3 spill but that doesn't matter, I only want the 2 most northerly Irish tiles

you are correct, i didnt scroll up high enough to see those islands. cool

3000 BC is ready m8

Last Rolls here then peace map

allright then

Move to the tile of winchester
if two, continue to one next to it
if three, rid the Saxon lands of the francs completely

Siege London

Remove frog

...

SMASH THE FROGS!

SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

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Siege Nottingham

I wanted the 2 most northerly Irish tiles, lets roll for them now I guess

nice
trip?

how?

Defend, counter-attack the scots

I meant the frog ones

I got 3T, so move around Londinium,and the other two to the south, the ones around ROchester and Hastings

that was the last change i made and didnt save it. its in the working map

Strathclyde > Northern Northumbria

>King Ash of Strathclyde

Well then my roll can be defending against this attack

OP, are you headed to 3000 BC Risk?

yes
POST YOUR PEACE REQUEST HERE

I also want Isle of Mann, otherwise I'm fine.

why didn't I get 3 tiles?

The Irish can have that tile if they want it

also, so you understand... you pushed franks away from london before they attempt a siege so their roll was converted to pushing back against you

I want Ireland, and maybe that island off the coast of Wales, if I can get it.

LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PLAY FORTHE SAKE OF ALL GREEKBROS
REEEEEEEEEE

eradicate France

I shit on the Oriflamme

allright, thanks for the clarification

Retake my island

Just a reminder that this game start nice and slow, and gives you plenty of time time to learn, before things pick up.

I'll just retain my lands

KEK
This peace map is the best in OPs opinion based on the fact that Northumbria was afk most the game. Franks get kent. Wessex gets sussex. Dummonia gets Mercia. Strathclyde gets Northumbria. Mann for Mann plus his welsh island
Ireland holds on
Scotland is formed for the most part

gg all, thanks OP

Thank you for OPing

Come over here boys.

I'll take it.

GG, thanks OP.

thanks for playing guyz
come here everyone