Pol Haircuts

Cred Forums approved Haircuts.

Don't wanna be one of those metro sexual with insanely complex fades. But don't wanna get a bowlcut

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Are you that helpless, that you need others to dictate which hair style you should have? Nothing about you is /pol approved. Not your haircut, your style, your personality, nothing. You make me sick.

its Cred Forums what do you expect ?

Unfortunately must of us don't have a perfect nose, chin, cheekbones, jaw and hairline like that guy.

>But don't wanna get a bowlcut

nigger

Classic side part, none of that hard part with the fade hipsters are doing these days

unless you grow your hair and wash it with water and home-made soap, you lose to the jewish cosmetic industry and their hairdressers business.
You will notice that orthodox überjuden have long hair and beards. What a coincidence.

it's ok. do it.

My hairline is starting to JUST and I'm only in my early 20s

What's the most Cred Forums approved haircut for guys like me?

I rock this one.

looks like a greasy turd.
less maintenance is less gayness

fpbp

undercuts are the only approved hair style.

Who the fuck gives a shit about your faggot haircut during the racewar?

Nothing wrong with a fade. It looks cool, and if you are ok with possibly screwing up a few times, you can get clippers and do it yourself.

I shaved my head into a lengthy mohawk/ponytail

I feel euphoric

Rock the "Peaky Blinders" look

Pic related

All of these are shit tier hipster faggotry. By the way, only homosexuals care this much about their hair.

Complete with a flat cap with razor blades sewn in.
You can't beat the pikey look.

Im balding so i just cut it all off.

No beards either.

Rocking it jean luc piccard style.

if embed works start at 40s

youtu.be/je1C95_8q8s?t=41s

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Every gay guy I know has the cut or this one

Every gayman alive I know wore pants at one point.

youtube.com/watch?v=ejS89roFImY

no other option

This exactly.

Hitler Youth haircut©
Undercut, enough hair on top to keep majority of sweat out of eyes. Sides kept short and smart. Nice and comfortable under your helmet.

This has always been my goal since I was a kid

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Forgot pic

A real man styles his hair the way he desires to. A cuck styles it the way others tell him to.

one that fits your head and face

I kindof want to grow my hair out until it looks like pic related. I've never had hair that long before.

>Don't wanna be one of those metro sexual
Then don't be, fag

I have this haircut and sometimes I pomade it up like dubsman

Ew, no.
Looks like someone landed a hair frisbee on his buzzed head. People will look back in 20 years and cringe at that shit.

For the record I have OP's hair style because it stays out of the way and clearly is good enough to get me laid because I am no virgin.

Probably because it's the most aesthetic haircut. They know what looks good on men because they want to fuck men.

How about some Cred Forums approved female haircuts? You all hate the fat cropped blue haired monstrosities, but you never show what you DO like.

Unless you have a rugged face like that, don't bother. You'll look like a pedophile.

Crew cut, when it starts becoming noticeable that your hair is thinning go for a short buzz cut or simply bald.

Not many choices for people like us unfortunately.

I basically have a Trump combover (all trust fund babbies have this haircut because we're weirdly narcissistic). My bald friend said "it's gay to have long hair!" Fuck that guy.

The true power-cut, notice how Trumps hair is similar to this

Lol this.

I hope you started sucking juicy cocks early then.

Release one decent album at the very beginning of your career, drag it out for another decade and change because you have no other career options, marry a washed up pornstar, lose all accomplishments when other founding member cuts his losses and walks away, then OD at 49 in a shitty apartment in SoCal?

Sounds like a plan.

same here pomade is god teir

You know fades stem from the military, right? Even the Germans had fades with side parts.

Hitler Youth if you have hair.

Shaved bald if you're an agedfag with gas chamber ready genetics like me.

saw static x when i was in middle school, great show

Hitlerjugend.

The true best hair.

>Had a similar haircut throughout high school
>played football and in a band
>lost virginity after junior year
>fucked older stoner chicks that graduated before me
>never grew it as long as Wayne static
Girls dug my hair but I cut it a while back to crew cut. What I'm saying is I want that shit back you dumb niggers

I swear the picture was attached.

mfw cucks in this thread posting hitler-youth haircut.
That shit has been adopted by hipsters. The only real answer is growing your hair out like a lion.

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why the fuck is this 9gag? What the fuck?

What's the point of it, if you are not a factory worker or some reservist? Having a good thick hair is sign of good genes. Bitches and gay man love mildly long haired man

very alt-right

sam hyde cut

>You all hate the fat cropped blue haired monstrosities, but you never show what you DO like.
Mullets for everyone. It's the official haircut of Earth. Sported by such humans as Sigourney Weaver, and Kurt Russell.

You can have it a bit longer, but anything else is degenerate

ARE YOU READY TO GO

CAUSE IM READY TO GO

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faggot, I bet your a christcuck arn't you

This is pretty good.

Kek approves

only get this if you slav squat daily, otherwise you look autistic

>nu males and SJWs ruined Hitler youth cuts
>rapefugees ruined beards

Fuck it, full buzzcut and clean shaven

Exactly. If you guys saw me IRL you would not approve nor would you think I am one of you. Fuck this Cred Forums approved bullshit. The only approved thing is being red pilled, everything else is meaningless bullshit.

>a group has adopted my hairstyle
>better be different

And theyre the hipsters?

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its either that or a classic george costanza

>nu males and SJWs ruined Hitler youth cuts
Not even a tenth of them rocks HY

that looks metrosexual

The Moby/chemo-cut? That's so 1999 of you.

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finally a good post on this faggy board

whatever this is

>Noone checks this

It's the real answer

Patron Saint of Cred Forums

I never wore that gay ass shit.

I just have a buzzcut like trained military men should.

Didn't know Waldo played music.

Something relatively simple like this

>all those retards who think they are rocking le edgy hitler youth haircut when really they have generic numale undercut #213534563425

fucking retards honestly

mid length hair is where its at these days

>being this butthurt about a post
Uhhh, what is so bad about getting someone opinion on something?
Its not like he models himself on what he think Cred Forums wants. He just wants to know what we think.

Fuckin chill Mr. Special Snowflake

>should
Why, pleb? This guy looks like a bull combating to you
youtube.com/watch?v=f1EWkQMpVCs

Yes, in that he was a nerd who was universally reviled, accomplished nothing of substance, was killed off and immediately forgotten.

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Been shaving my head for 10 years now. Only uber faggots care about a "hairstyle". Real MEN could fucking careless.

Op got fucking rekt

Also what trainers are Cred Forums approved? German?

I'm a big fan of the side part.

However, I got my head shaved recently so I can grow it long and natural. I think hair has natural properties that boost bodily function; liken it to antennae.

forgot pci related

Balding detected.

Hello Mr. Breivik did you get your ps 3 jet?

Falling for "real men does x" is one of the most unmanly things to do. Man is a free thinker and a lord of his own. Rest are slaves

>Tfw you will never break Kira Knightleys sternum to give her a titty fuck.

Why even live?

He used to be an engineer for the Department and Defense but was robbed of his dignity as a father and working American by unfair circumstance. The movie is meant to demonize him, but what makes the film enjoyable is the fact that he is easy to relate to if you have spent any time in the real world beyond your Mom's basement. He's not a glorious hero or anything, he's overly emotional and tragic, but ultimately it's easy to understand where he's coming from.

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This pretty much. Don't pine for the approval of others, OP. That's for liberals and their (((virtue signaling))).

Pick something that makes sense to you and go with it. Look at Trump, motherfucker has some of the craziest shit in the world for hair and he doesn't give a fuck. People think it's funny, he owns it.

ITT: Gender conforming bigots

Pomp

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>not buzzing your own hair at home
Must suck to pay for the hair jew

I never had the haircut you faggot. kek you're probably wearing it right now you insecure faggot.
muh hitler-youth

>you will never have hair like this

just end it lads

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>not supporting local business

Barbers are among the least cucked industries huemonkey, along with local butchers and bakers and the like. My cousin has his own barbershop and cuts my hair, happy to support him.

Don't be a haircut fag. Get a bowl cut.

Yeah and women in fact never find a guy with a good haircut attractive. It is scientifically proven. Fuck your looks, only gay people care about looking attractive.

Fuckin retarded cunt's never gonna find a mate.

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I have something like this just not as long and more bangs, mainly because my hairline is kind of shit so I cover it up kind of by having long hair, short on the sides and bangs over one side like an emo pussy. Girls like it, I dress kind of hip so it gets hoes. I don't like that I might potentially look like a libtard though, so I wear black metal and white nationalist related shit to ward them off.

I started styling my hair like the Commanders.

Also no beard, beards are kind of gay.

Honestly a haircut is not worthy 240 bucks a year (or whatever in your currency). I like my real short hair because it's clean, no maintenance at all and acceptable at the workplace.
And I highly doubt your contribution to his business is that noticeable.
>inb4 well if everyone thinks likes this, he's out of business

That dude could probably get laid if he shaved the pubes off his face

is this milo

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Master Race Tier:
>long hair
>beard
(bonus points if blonde)
Nu-Male Tier
>short hair
>beard
Somewhat Autistic but Bro Metal-Head Tier
>long hair
>clean shaven
Normie, lib, working for the jew tier
>short hair
>clean shaven

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>lookin for suggestions

Only you know your skull shape well enough to make that decision.

80% of the styles in this threads work because the person has strong masculine features

The haircut doesn't make the man, its quite the opposite.

What are you, fucking gay?

this guy has it, hitler youths are pretty played out, either get a buzz or rock a side-part combover with a fade above the ears and collar

>pretends to fight for freedom
>really just a shyster Jew
What did Bob Odenkirk mean by this?

wear your hair how your body and especially face fits to it.
There is nothing more degenerate than having a hairstyle that doesn't fit you.
If I would be a manlet with no muscles at all and a shaved head... god damnit, that would look like a cancerpatient. Nothing asthetical about it. The only thing you can do then is wearing a cap.

Having long hair without a stretched body, not even being tall, but a short body looks like you are a woman with a fat ass.

Having a balding head makes it difficult, but I would go with a short haircut then. The secret corners aren't secret corners but open marketplaces and should not be tried to be hidden. Looks just stupid.

A good cut, always, is a side crest and shaved hair at the sides. Even with not so thick hair it looks decent, if you are not balding heavily.

No dye at all. Under no circumstances. That makes you look like a faggot or an edgy pimp.

Cleanly shaved, if you got nice hair, is not acceptable at all. There is NO reason looking like an untermensch voluntary.
If you're on the fucking cruel joke of life and has to wear a clean shaved head, hide it under a cap. Looks better and doesn't make you look like a pensioner.on vacation.

I don't care what is Cred Forums approved but as I said in the first sentence: Wear your hair as decent as it represents your personality and body in the best way it's possible.

Don't wear a wig or a bandana at any time. It just makes you look dumb btw. Always. No exceptions.

this tbqh

There are only FOUR Cred Forums approved hairstyles:

1. The Trump
2. The Hitler
3. The Skinhead
4. The JUST

Everything else is degenerate.

This is the only Cred Forums approved hairstyle. I rock this look daily.

>long hair
>beard

aka NEET

Gay haircuts are the true Cred Forums approved haircuts. See pic related.

>Diamond Don and BoJo's haircut
>gay
Pick one and only one

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i just shave my head during summer and let it grow during winter. same with beard. as nature intended

the only right answer

Nice advice fellow leaf. On account off your trips of course. I have no idea if this is actually good advice.

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