How can one country be so bad at War?
Germany
That's rich coming from a country who lost a war to flightless birds.
ikr
Too ambitious, they push over one little country then they thump their chest and tell everyone to bring it. Had it coming.
Because it's in the middle of all the powerful nations of Europe.
And when you're in the middle of everything you get gangraped and fucked so hard like the promiscuous bitch you are.
>inability to make concise military decisions
>poor grasp of logistics
>large levels of autism when it comes to making political alliances
>asks the country that loses wars to birds that cant fly
Germans are the Troyan Horse of Europe. Enemies of personalistic civilizations, this is why throughout history they hated Poland so much. Poland is a moral, principled country that respects human dignity and freedom, and Germans have long ago abandoned the view of moral monism in favor of moral dualism and positivism. Nobody has expected those violent creatures to erupt with such destruction, but history is full of sad surprises! Germans consistently instrumentalize human persons and treat them as raw material and as people are cynical and nihilist. No wonder deep down they hate moral nations and are motivated enough to dedicate their resources to pointless destruction and causing misery! Germany =/= Europe!
Emus. Emus.
Emus.
>that's rich coming from a country who lost a war to flightless birds
Have you even fought emus in great numbers? No. You haven't. So stop picking fights with the Australian, b/c it's not fair to judge what they have experienced and what you haven't.
This is why they make fun of us on 'Nam all the time since we bring up their "Emu Wars". You're literally not helping, Mr. Stormfag.
You forgot
>blinding autism that means they find it incredibly difficult to not commit 100% to whatever they're doing, even if it is a bad idea
Ask anyone from the Commonwealth, France the US or Russia. Nazi Germany is the greatest enemy anyone has fought. Yeah they lost but nobody else history was that smart or tough or tenacious an enemy for the West.
Nam at least involved a fight with beings approaching human that had firearms and knew how to make traps.
kek. have a (you)
War (modern ones anyway) is composed of and determined by Technology, Civilian power or its people, and Diplomacy.
Germany's got A++ technology, A rating for civilian that has amazing manufacturing power as well as an ability as soldiers.
Germany's got FF- for diplomacy, always declaring war to anyone and everyone as the worst moments all the time.
FLIGHTLESS
FUCKING
BIRDS
Cassowaries I might understand but EMUS? Give me a fucking break.
>Now something that ACTUALLY happened
Holy fuck you cant make this shit up
Why was Hitler in such a haste to plunge his newly-born Reich immediately into a world war?
Holding out fighting all superpowers for severeal years is pretty impressive for a single country.
A culture of blind obedience is not conducive with innovative leadership and thinking.
Especially when the #1 is a cocaine addicted paranoid lunatic.
It's real easy to talk shit when your country isn't protected by endless oceans, but instead is locked between half a dozen mortal enemies.
Kissinger said it best: Too big for Europe, too small for the world.
They're not so bad at fighting (at least post-unification cause they were the punching ball of Europe from the middle age to the 1860s)
The real question is: How can one country start so many world wars
Wasn't it your war as well?
A lot of innocent people died you insensitive fuck