It's weird. I live in NYC so I hang out with a wide range of people. My best friends are pretty much all Muslim. But they all fuck with Trump at this point. I was ostracized at the start when I started supporting him. But as more and more shit comes out about Hilary, whether it be more leaks or her shitty health, my friends slowly started to realize that it's all down to Trump vs Hilary. They realize just how bad she is. I'm not saying that they support every thing Trump says, or that he has a chance to win NY. I'm just giving some anecdotal evidence on how much she's despised.
Charles Johnson
Just try to sit like she is Cred Forums
>End of chair halfway up your thigh >Knees touching but not crossed >One ankle over the other >Toe touching the ground, not heel
This is NOT a way someone normally sits. What is going on here?
Owen Flores
Dumbass "college educated" youth think they can talk the election. Spoiler Alert: They are STUMPED by the TRUMP
So the most people can work together and make each other happy through each other's contributions? For that we need good people. No lazy rednecks. No lazy SJWs.
Jace Richardson
>Jimmy Fallon’s Donald Trump Interview Draws 2,324-Percent Increase in Twitter Hate for ‘Tonight Show’ variety.com/2016/tv/news/jimmy-fallon-donald-trump-tonight-twitter-hate-1201863174/ >Social-media analytics company Canvs found that Fallon’s sit-down with the Republican presidential candidate drew a massive emotional reaction on Twitter. The company, which analyzes social-media data from Nielsen, detected 22,152 emotional responses generated by Thursday evening’s “Tonight Show” — a reaction volume 627% higher than the average for previous season-three episodes of the late-night talker. Of all “Tonight” tweets captured by Nielsen on Thursday, 43% expressed some emotional response.
Top that, Hillary!
Robert Rogers
It's gonna be a landslide user BELIEVE ME
Samuel Green
sounds like an old person with a catheter
Jaxon Parker
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Ayden Hill
Donald Trump’s ridiculous claim that Hillary Clinton started the birther movement -WashPo May 2016 archive.is/WEl53
VIDEOS: Former Clinton Manager CONFIRMS Campaign's Coordinator Promoted Birther Controversy youtu.be/Nf8ZWHqMnJk
Morning Joe And Mika REMIND Everyone Who ACTUALLY Began Birtherism youtu.be/vV0TUnGDxeQ
-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical -She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary -She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal -She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s -She lied about Benghazi -She lied throughout her email scandal, investigated by the FBI, and was NOT charged. -She lied about being broke after leaving the White House -She stole silverware out of the White House -She described blacks as being "super-predators" -She hired a VP of Goldman-Sachs to be her 2016 campaign manager. -She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements -Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, Citigroup, and UBS -Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE -She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey -She voted for the Patriot Act twice -She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it -She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it -She was a lawyer who defended a rapist and laughed at the plight of the 12 year old rape victim -She approved the sale of US uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity" -She gave out 8 Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and 7 were to corporations that donated millions to her "charity"
But wait, there's more: -She's a member of the wealthiest 1% -She's the face of establishment politics -She's a globalist neo-con -She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp -She's a shameless liar -She's the most non-transparent politician in history -She has stroke-induced brain damage -She’s sick as hell
David Adams
She might just be short.
t. manlet
Joseph Davis
>tfw I work for the city and cannot wear MAGA gear even if I'm off the clock or I'll get fired.
It was okay if you were voting for Obama in '08 and '12 though. I hate liberals and the government which controls them with every fiber of my being.
Austin Brooks
where can i get this pin???
Justin Ward
People are not happy in a multicultural society.
David Ward
because it has that pesky link in that everyone complains about, and I like adding my own Trump videos that I find also.
-Against TPP -Shits on PC Culture -Will repeal common core -Wants to Audit the fed -He and his sons are NRA members. One of the few people in Manhattan that owns a CCW, so he’s very pro- 2nd Amendment. Got the earliest endorsement from the NRA ever. -De-fund sanctuary cities -Pro-Nuclear Energy -Lower taxes, while at the same time closing tax loopholes for Wallstreet bankers such as Carried Interest. -Tangible, wholesome answer to illegal immigration -Pro-medical marijuana -Wants to end corporate inversion and discourage offshoring -Understands the threat of Sharia Law and Radical Islamic Terrorism -Wants to end healthcare monopolies by promoting competitive bidding -Resistant to lobbyism and special interest influence since he used to be one of those people, so he knows how they play their games. -Redpilled on 9/11. Wanted to release the 28 Pages. -Wants to be Bros with Putin and Russia instead of adversaries -Knows how fucked up the Saudis are like the rest of us -Knows firsthand how dishonest, biased and corrupt MSM is -Wants to end the incompetence and corruption at the VA -Knows about the Shadow Government (Muh Globalist Banker Elite Lobbyist buying our puppet politicians conspiracy) -Bring a practical Golden Age to the US military -Anti-Globalist -Fair Trade + Free Trade (Prefers competitive fair trade to lopsided “free” trade) -Wants Peace between Israel and Palestine -Knows NATO is obsolete and a decades-old relic that needs to be rejiggered to focus on terrorism instead of just countering Russia and bombing countries -Wants to limit U.S. Hegemony via not being the world’s police, building nations, and focusing on #AmericaFirst
But people don't like him because "HE RACISS" "NOT CONSERVATIVE ENUFF" “MUH TEMPERAMENT” “TOO MEAN TO BE PRESIDENT” “LITERALLY HITLER”
Never told anyone this but, I'm a freaking anchor baby!
My parents got their papers now though, my dad first since he joined the marines in the 90s.
I'm a hardcore Trump fan and people often use the old >hurr your parents were immigrants too bro Makes me cringe because if I tell them the truth is like handing them free ammo.
My best argument against this is rephrasing a classic: >The ends don't justify the means
I say >If your mum was raped and you were born because of it, does that make the rape a good thing?
Rate/Advice?
Justin King
We're going to turn NY red, user.
Nathan Gomez
Get here now!!! Kek btfo op
Chase Ward
but that's where you're wrong, kiddo
Samuel Reed
Nah, people are not happy in a society that has fuck ups. Race, religion, sex doesn't matter. Whether or not they are fuck ups is what matters. That's literally how Trump approached his plan about the Wall (the whole "we are letting rapists and drug dealers come over not good people"). Those people need to leave this country. The country isn't better with more or less diversity. That's surface level shit. The real thing is that the people here need to be fucking good, and unfortunately not very many are.
Connor Peterson
The butter cow stinks
Jose Rogers
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Ian Price
you have to go back
Matthew Torres
I still use it family, don't worry about it too hard.
Tyler Kelly
NY will be red. Trump can make it happen.
Carter Price
Yes. Drumpf is too dangerous and dumb and we need to elect Hillary.
Colton Jackson
i'm comfy here, it's raining lightly outside and I can hear the thunder while I drink my coco
>Nah, people are not happy in a society that has fuck ups. Race, religion, sex doesn't matter. You reek of brainwashing.
Ryan Young
As a French speaker you're a fucking autist.
You're wrong and every study of multicultural societies shows lower rates of happiness, of trust, and every other measure of emotional well-being than in monocultural societies.
James Davis
I hope kasich gets fucking colon cancer, traitorous sack of shit
>yeah sure ill sign this pledge to support the nominee >nope!
Samuel Thompson
>rick wilson >the same rick wilson who said trump supporters were neet virgin anime masturbators >the same rick wilson who has seen the rise of pepe the frog as a legitimate political icon
Adam Ward
Girl on the right is my 10/10
WBAPW (would bang and procreate with)
Asher Cruz
You don't have to go back.
Adam Stewart
could MA even go red? is this actually possible, if not soften the blow for me please
Thomas Gomez
who's voted absentee before? what were the circumstances? do's/dont's?
I'm only going to be here til around the middle of next year so I don't want to get on the voter roll here and I won't get to make the 2+ hour/eachway drive on a Tuesday
Christian Mitchell
I need a comprehensive list of shit Hillary has done wrong or lied about. Give me the worst you've got, preferably with sources
I don't know how he can live with himself. Deace's meteor cult is almost more understandable. At least he understands how hard he's been BTFO. Rick Wilson is still in denial.
Adam Reed
>yfw you realize carsonshill is undoubtedly still among us now as a Trumpbro
Lincoln Wood
A Crisp Evening in November
He looked out the window at the traffic on the streets below. 9:00 PM, one week after he won it all.
He had just stepped out of the shower. Moving slowly but deliberately he straightened the soap dispenser on the sink, grabbed a hand towel from the rack, and cleared the fog from his vanity.
Donald caught his gaze in the mirror. He saw an old man looking back at him. Wrapped in a plain white towel, red from the hot shower, he took in his reflection.
He was weary. After days, weeks, months jet-setting around the country, speaking to Americans from all walks of life, he finally had a few days to gather his thoughts. As he looked in the mirror, he asked himself, "Why did you do this?"
Donald sat down to ponder for a moment while he cooled off. He looked around the bathroom. He looked past all of the luxury and comforts in the bathroom. He looked past the life he had spent half a century building for himself. He looked past everything, and thought of something greater.
After a few moments of reflection, he stood up to meet his gaze in the mirror once again. He looked himself squarely in the eyes. Hair undone, no TV make-up. No tailored suit or American flag pendant, no silk tie or cufflinks. Just him. Only Donald.
He had an answer. "For my father. For my family." He stood back, and squinted into the mirror. He cocked his head to the side and said softly, "For my country."
The sounds of the bustling city below rang through the cracked window. A cool breeze ran through the room, clearing out the steam.
"Honey, are you coming to bed?" Melania said gently, from the other room.
"Not tonight, dear." President Trump looked in the mirror once more. "It's time to get to work."
Luis Wood
Tweeted
Nathaniel Nelson
I can not say he is inaccurate.
Luis Flores
>implying that would stop the very hungry governor
Owen Hernandez
MA here. We're too cucked.
Nicholas Howard
Literally every nightly news station has said Hillary didn't start the birther movement and called Trump a liar.
Do people actually watch the 5 O'clock news anymore?
Dominic Perez
Cold And Alone In November
She stepped out of the shower and shuffled toward the bathroom mirror. 9:00 PM, one week after she lost it all.
Hillary wiped the fog off her vanity, moving her hand slowly in clockwise circles. Her hands were shaking. They never stopped shaking these days. She coughed and looked at her reflection.
She was wrapped in a plain white towel. She looked at her skin, sagging and pruny from the warm shower. Cold air blew in the window.
She looked at her body and her aging face. No make-up, no hair product, no little American flag pendant on her chest. She met her gaze in the mirror.
For the first time, Hillary felt truly alone. Her eyes grew red, and the tears began welling up. She could call Bill, but he was asleep. She could call Chelsea, but she was off doing work for the Foundation...or what was left of it.
For the first time, Hillary saw only Hillary. Not the first female president. Not the first lady of the 90's. Not the female Senator from New York, or the secretary of state who once spent her days, weeks, months jet-setting around the world.
She was none of that. It was as if she never was. She saw a 68 year old woman staring back at her. She cried. Her whole life seemed to be building to a triumphant end and now she was nothing.
She was simply an old woman. A woman who had never truly loved. She married a man who slept around and never felt passion for their marriage. A man who was too caught up in his own power plays and affairs to really look at her and say "My dear, you look beautiful tonight."
She had never really lived her life. She let her life pass her by.
Yes, for the first time in a very, very long time, Hillary felt alone. Hillary felt powerless. Hillary felt meaningless and her life did too. Hillary felt old.
She sat down on the edge of her shower, and buried her face into her hands. For the first time in years, she cried.
The cold November wind whistled softly by the open window. And she cried.
Tyler Walker
What was the point of this? Was he even really a witness? It's impossible to tell cause nobody can understand what the fuck he is saying.
Where is the unniggerfied version?
Brandon Russell
Pepe the Frog vs Hillary Clinton - ULTIMATE EDITION
Some user went to one of Hilary's speech and was going to shout praise KEK. Did this faggot deliver?
Jack Gonzalez
SMOD = Sweet Meteor of Death
Jaxson Wood
Do you have the image of her standing like a fuxking robot a few hours after the incident at the 9/11 memorial?
I think it might have beem scrubbed from the internet
Jace Martin
>hey guys, we need to get rid of fuck-ups and losers of all kinds from our country >reeks of brainwashing
>You're wrong and every study of multicultural societies shows lower rates of happiness, of trust, and every other measure of emotional well-being than in monocultural societies. False, actual statistics go beyond this.
Happiness in productivity brings far more than happiness in regression. You aren't making America Great Again that way. America will actually get weaker.
Christian Anderson
Welcome.
Blake Baker
fellow MA user, it feels bad man
Julian Clark
Personally, I think he could eat it.
Austin Thomas
Anyone who doesn't believe the media is in Hillary's pocket must not have seen this birther movement outrage.
>Trump at record highs with blacks >Says nothing about birther shit >Within hours, EVERY news station is shilling Trump is a birther.
This has been around for over eight fucking years and overnight, without any apparent catalyst, every MSM channel is slamming Trump about his birtherism.
He looked out the window at the evening sky. 9:00 PM, one week after he watched the election results roll in on Fox.
Jeb had just stepped out of the shower. He wiped the fog off the mirror, combed his hair, and tightened the plain white towel around his waist. He slid his turtle soap holder back to make room for the comb and gingerly set it down. He looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw an old man looking back - he met the gaze with a slight frown. His lip quivered.
"Jeb!" Columba shouted from downstairs, "I made your favorite guacamole! Come down soon, the taco meat is getting cold!"
"Coming soon, dear," Jeb called back in a subdued voice through the cracked door. He looked back at the mirror and sighed.
As he walked out into the bedroom, he glanced at all of the homely comforts Columba had placed around the room. His turtle candleholders on the nightstand, his favorite picture of Lincoln by the bookcase, and the signed picture of his brother, President George W. Bush, that he had received from his small donation to the Republican party in 2004, sitting on his desk. "It's not all bad," Jeb thought.
It had been years - 9 years, in fact - since he had been governor. Sometimes the feeling ate away at him. It had been almost a decade. He yearned for the opportunity to be admired, to accomplish something great... but sometimes he felt like he just didn't have the energy. He kept his spirits high with one incredible thought: "I'm the son of a president, and the younger brother of a president. That's pretty amazing in itself."
Jeb quickly scrawled this thought into the journal on his desk. He cocked his head to the side, and read it again. His brow furrowed, then gave way to a relieved smile.
"Jeb!" Columba yelled, "I'm not going to say it again! Come down for dinner!"
Jeb shut his journal, threw on some long johns and a T-shirt, and walked quickly down the stairs - skipping every other step. It was time for guac.
Carson Hernandez
We Final Fantasy VII now! Get a party together, we're stopping him.
Josiah Sanders
You're wrong and the country as a whole is rejecting your bullshit. Enjoy the passing of your era as we return to the true values that make a nation strong.
Kevin Hernandez
>You're not a revolution! >You're just shit posting weebs! >We're being completely demolished by shitposting weebs!
Also there will be helicopters.
Brayden Sanders
Holy shit what a day. I just got settled in and am reading everything that happened today - Trump trolling the press, Les Deplorables. My God this is magnificent.
We are witnessing history, and it is fucking hilarious and awesome at the same time. God bless Donald J Trump. All you young'ns - you need to save print, purchase, and document this election. This will be in the history books. And the Jews will try to re-write it. Don't let them.
Ayden Gomez
And Cred Forums prays to a Chaos Frog God to kill people that get in our way.
Jacob Morris
A Cold November Night on the Lake
He looked out the window at the lake below. Waves lapped on the shore. He could barely make out the stars in the sky, so he grabbed his glasses to bring them into focus. 9:00 pm, one week after he read the papers and read the election results.
Bernie stepped out of the shower cautiously. He was always careful these days - he didn't want to risk a fall. He wrapped himself in a plain white towel, and wiped the fog off of the mirror.
Bernie saw an old man looking back at him. He traced over the features of his face, and mused silently over how the years had passed by. It had been a lifetime, and it had been an instant.
He had felt this way for a while, but he felt different now. He felt more tired. He felt less ambitious. He felt, in a word, spent.
Bernie shuffled to look back out the window. His gaze moved wistfully from star to star. He hadn't spoken to his brother since the convention, but not a day went by that he didn't think about his brother's appearance during the convention's roll call. It was his most emotional moment, the most moving minute in his entire career. It was the only time that he had really realized what he meant to so many people. "But it was too late by then," Bernie mumbled as he walked back to the mirror.
Bernie had had some time to decompress since the convention, save for just a few appearances later on in the season, but he still hadn't let it go. Bernie knew what they were saying about him. They said he abandoned his followers. "They said," he spoke softly to the mirror, "they said I started a movement, and walked away." He sighed and shook his head.
One last time, he frowned at his reflection.
Bernie looked at the ground, and he walked away.
John King
I know it's bullshit, but they don't even question it. They just say Trump lied about Clinton and move on.
Jordan James
Pay attention faggot.
Ian Hernandez
*are
>uneducated
Zachary Smith
Look down, user. Look down, and bide your time. Soon we will all have our vengeance.
Dominic Barnes
god bless you user for these, Id give you a hug if I could
Tyler Cook
Only one of us is getting our way.
Noah Cook
A Comfy Evening in November
He took a pause to listen to the candle crackling softly by the sink, and grabbed his plain white towel from the rack. 9:00 pm, one week after he had sat with his wife by the fireplace and watched the results roll in.
Ben dried off and wrapped himself in his towel. He stepped out of the shower and glanced out the window and, for a moment, watched the light snow flurry gently covering the grass outside. He took a relaxed breath.
Ben walked toward the mirror and put some toothpaste on his brush. The room was a bit chilly, even as the steam cleared, so he put on his white wool bathrobe. Then he picked up his toothbrush.
Ben looked in the mirror and brushed. He had felt relieved for the past week. America had spoken.
He had no reason to fret. His candidate, in the face of harsh words and embattled opponents, had taken the win. Ben felt that he was truly on the side of the people he wanted to lead.
Ben grabbed a little plastic cup from the small stack on the counter, and rinsed his mouth. He looked in the mirror and smiled. "Listening," he said softly. "I said it was about listening. Find the people who want what's best, and find the people who know what's best. And just listen to both. Help when you can. That's where the good comes from."
He had done just that. Ben was at peace. He blew out the candle and walked into the bedroom, leaving the door open behind him.
Cathy was with her bridge group from church for the night. The room was quiet and still, and he was alone with his thoughts. The snow grew heavier outside and the neighborhood grew silent. A warm glow shined from the streetlamps below. As the light, smoky fall fragrance from the extinguished candle wafted through the air, he laid down in his robe. There was always more work to do, but for now, it was time to rest.
Ian Bailey
kek approves
John Stewart
/r/ing one for Obama
Ethan Russell
(^:
Jeremiah Sullivan
thanks faggot
Jeremiah Wilson
Can you make a Ted Cruz one? Preferrably with skelegates
Jack Brooks
Can someone shop a MAGA hat on her? MAGA BTW!! AWOOOO
Juan Perez
Chilling Thoughts in November
He stepped out of the shower and lightly tossed the newspaper, which had been sitting on the counter, into the trash. He grabbed his plain white towel and started drying off. His towel was still a bit damp from earlier that morning. 9:00 pm, one week after the election was over.
Gary finished drying off, brusquely, and looked at the mirror. It was so foggy in the steamy room he was almost unseen. Gary cleared the fog off the mirror. His reflection caught his eye.
"Mr. President," Gary said sardonically. He gave a half-hearted chuckle and stared.
It would have been crazy to think he could have won. Never in a million years, as he was told even by those close to him, would the American people pick anyone besides the two superstar personalities he was up against. Today, it seemed bizarre for him to think he was against two of the most recognizable names in America.
He never made it to the debates, but he got over it. He never really met a strong supporter, but he got over that too. It was a bizarre election cycle, sure, and he never thought he could have won. But something inside of him felt down. Some part of him, some small piece that allowed him a brief moment of whimsy, that let him say "what if", kept buzzing.
He hadn't shared the stage, but he shared the spotlight - to some extent. He never owned a poll, but he certainly split the numbers. He wasn't a player, he told himself, but he was a factor.
He turned his head side to side and observed himself, wondering how he had looked on TV. Then it rang in his head again. "What is Aleppo?"
"And, what is Aleppo?"
He let out a laugh and gave himself a wry smile. The smile gave way to a grimace, which gave way to a strained inhale. He didn't lose it for himself, he knew that to be true. He didn't lose it because it was never his to win. But something inside him still buzzed.
Gary wiped some stray water off the counter, washed his hands, and walked away from the mirror.
Evan Evans
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Kayden Sanchez
>this nigger immediately trying to denegriate the guy who clalled out hillary's reputation
Noah Williams
It's been like 4 months since the last time this Belgian spammed Trump threads with photos of Trump schmoozing. Wonder why he's back all of a sudden.
Nolan Campbell
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Jace King
A Cold Stare in November
Ted grabbed his plain white towel from the rack. 9:00 pm, one week since America had voted their conscience - for better or for worse.
He dried off and wrapped the towel around himself.
"I'm calm, I'm determined... I'm consistent," Ted spoke firmly as he cleared the fog from the mirror. He glanced to the suit hanging by the door. He'd wear it tomorrow to mingle among the other senators. But he knew he was above them. He knew he could bring the people something greater.
Ted looked at himself in the mirror. He grabbed the edge of the marble counter and leaned into it. He met his own gaze with a cold stare. "I'm calm, I'm determined, I'm consistent." He repeated his mantra.
His eyes were a bit sunken - he wasn't sleeping as much these days. His gait was more deliberate and his stride was longer. His shoulders swayed smoothly and his focus had grown sharper. Something had changed.
He hadn't been robbed of the delegates. Not by a long shot. "If anything," Cruz thought as he leaned on the counter and watched his own staunch expression, "if anything I've been vindicated. Those who know will always know. Those who don't know yet will know soon."
The election was over, sure. But Ted's time in public service was far from over. He had been invigorated. He had been spurned...for a time. He had been overcome...by a fad. But the tides would change. The world would spin and the country would come around.
"One day, they'll understand why I said what I said. Why I did what I did. One day they'll see the light, the light that has long since left the Republican party. And it will fall upon the only man who can pull it from the darkness. Who can save it from itself - who can bring it back to true greatness."
Ted stared himself squarely in the eyes. He took a slow, sturdy breath. "I'm calm, I'm determined, I'm consistent."
Ted gave himself one sharp nod. He said simply: "I'm coming back."
Jack Gutierrez
those matching 45s don't lie
Anthony Ortiz
>You're wrong and the country as a whole is rejecting your bullshit. >Literally fell into a fucking recession because the country at one point didn't care for being productive >Caused many people to have their lives fall apart >Shitty immigrants make it all worse >Still nowhere near trend in GDP per capita >People bitching out Obama for not bringing it back to trend >muh values will fix this all, I swear!
Parker Morales
That's cute. There's a life for Jeb after all.
I love these.
Jeremiah Rivera
In reality does it really matter if Trump (((wins)))? He's already won in that he's mobilized half the country into absolutely hating the left and relentlessly attempting to shit on them.
The wheels of war are in motion, and now that both sides have finally showed up, we know the sides. There is no turning back.
Joshua Robinson
Bill likes it. What a slut.
Austin Garcia
only 14% of people trust the media
William Rivera
Personal theory: Bill Clinton hates Hillary so much that he personally called Trump and asked him to run against his wife, and would pull as many strings to ensure that Trump would win.
Is this possible, dudebros?
Eli Bennett
>France getting ready to start street sweeping operations >Now this >AND all the blowouts in the past 24 hours IT BEGINS IN EARNEST
Hunter Myers
donald trump jr
Nolan James
I call a foul.
Tyler Mitchell
Fucking kek. With all the madness of this election I feel like we often overlook just how insanely cucked Bernie was, is, and forever shall be.
Oliver Rodriguez
>the recession happened because you didn't work hard enough, goyim >pay no attention to the nose sticking out of the curtain
Brandon Allen
Must be a surge of funding
Evan Barnes
...
Brandon Martinez
...
Noah Parker
I wish I had MAGA friends and knew how to actually BTFO Clinton supporters (fag that could barely argue with a liberal)
Sebastian Martinez
...
Landon Peterson
I went to a college for a little while before washing out.
Seems pretty typical.
Gavin Watson
...
Isaac Fisher
and what is a 'Rick Roll'?
Benjamin Jones
I would say you may be on to something had Bill not been her largest asset this entire election.
Logan Allen
Wear Les Miserables gear.
Attentive supporters will pick up on it.
Noah Sullivan
You want to really Divide and Conquer the Democrats?
Here's a way to knock a few points off their polls.
#NeverHillary
Kayden Bailey
(Me) He's went off the deep end. He doesnt air on Friday tho. Ill post a link monday late night.
Oliver Watson
I love how it's racist to think Obama could have been born in Kenya because he's black. His father was from Kenya. If you had no idea about who he is, it wouldn't be illogical to assume he was born there too.
Luke Collins
...
Lincoln Rivera
...
Jackson Gonzalez
These are simply fantastic. I love you.
John Nguyen
Rubio, Stein, and Obama are written and will be released Sunday night.
After that I will continue with additional Trump fanfic, as well as any other candidates you guys request. Glad you are enjoying them.
Can't wait to Make America Great Again and I have had a very entertaining election season with you all. Go out and vote!
Noah Young
Sadiq Khan, the first English Muslim to be elected mayor of London, criticized Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump while visiting the USA.
During his 45-minute speech before the Chicago Council on Global Affairs on Thursday, Sadiq Khan attacked Trump for his Islamophobic views.
Mr Khan said that under Trump's plan, many British people would not be allowed to enter the US.
"Donald Trump said that Muslims from around the world - I'm paraphrasing - would not be welcome into the United States of America. Not only does that show a lack of understanding and awareness of the great country that is the USA and its history and legacy, it's also inadvertently playing into the hands of Daesh and so-called Isis because it implies it's not possible to be a Western liberal and mainstream Muslim."
What I like is she called us deplorables "not American" and then says its racist to question Obama's birthplace because it suggests he's not American.
Andrew Gray
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Adam Sanders
Can you do one for Bill? Or Glenn Beck?
Evan Edwards
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Austin Gomez
Lol that actually might work. Play it as voting is racist, stick it to the man, right side of history etc lol
Chase Torres
Citizenship is race?
Jace Martinez
>Mr Khan said that under Trump's plan, many British people would not be allowed to enter the US.
K
Christian Wright
This? I still laugh at this
Hunter Wilson
Is there a place I can buy stuff like this?
Leo Cook
Sure, I'll post Rubio/Stein/Obama Sunday, then I'll do Bill and Glenn beck as well as Trump part 2 for the wave after that
Jaxson Lopez
as if anyone truly cares. it's what we as the American people want.
Luke Turner
(((((((((british"people"))))))))))))))
Ryder Moore
Meanwhile, Marines have been flying theirs for over a year.
Adrian Howard
It's hilarious how detached from everyone else Democrats are, isn't it?
Easton Stewart
>many british muslims wouldn't be allowed to enter the us >british >muslims >not allowed to enter the us >bad thing
John Rogers
England is infected with terrorniggers, no "british people" will be allowed in.
Asher Gray
F35s are like a joke with the punchline dragging on and on and on and on too long to be funny.
And just when you think the joke is over, it goes on and on and on and on and on
Dylan Cruz
Thank you, this is gonna be great.
Matthew Gutierrez
This is the same guy already covering up women in his city right?
Wyatt Hernandez
Exactly!
Why vote for them? They ain't gonna change shit. You think Hillary gives a fuck about black people? She just thinks you all like hot sauce. She made fun of you to your face, and asked you if her pandering was working. Well, is it? Tell Dem to go fuck Dem'selves! #BoycottTheVote
#NeverHillary
Daniel Howard
Based.
Evan Garcia
Benghazi.
Dont let her forget.
I hope Trump brings this up in the TV debates.
Alexander James
Oh shit which one of you told him about the helicopter?
Easton Martinez
And theirs is the much more complex verison
Nathaniel Ortiz
It's easy to be happy and content when you're in control. They're just too dumb to realize their content will be what kills them this year.
Josiah Hall
Rednecks aren't lazy you fucking snobby faggot. Negroes, on the other hand... they are lazy.
Jack Brown
>muh I just watched the Big Short >not even gonna pay attention to decades of people borrowing more money than they could ever pay back Again, maybe do your research before you start talking about such topics. The govt. removed a limitation rightfully back in the 70s that shouldn't be there. In the few years before it all crashed yeah the Jews should've noticed. But people should've been smart enough to understand the consequences yet they continued to fuck up for DECADES.
don lemon is live fact checking everything corey says
Noah Bailey
Pneumonia....
But not the contagions version!
Landon Martinez
Those are legit great. Making Hillary a tragic figure and Ted Cruz a determined villain was a nice touch
Nathaniel Carter
Here's cruz:
Parker Barnes
Rednecks, negroes, whatever. They are these things that reside in the south (and sometimes in places like Pittsburgh) that are too lazy to learn real skills, and they need to get out of this country for this country to really improve.
Alexander Hill
Are you guys checking this?
Rachel Maddow is yakking about Pepe being a white supremacist and the ' alt right'.
You might wanna watch the re-cast later.
James Collins
reeeeeeeeeee
Robert Green
>muh I just watched the Big Short
I don't watch kike propaganda.
Aaron Wood
Underrated
Gabriel Richardson
Which one of you guys did this? Come on, fess up!
Blake Perez
you're being too nice to cruz
Jayden Bell
that combined with the ticker on the bottom in ministry of truth tier
Adrian Nguyen
Link to a video of that Richard Spencer presser?
Christian Cruz
neat friend.
Christian Adams
>waiver
Joshua Watson
people are justifiably pissed with how the MSM have handled ILLary, and how they humanized a dangerous lizard woman
Brody Hill
>waiver
Fuck, if you're going to do shit like this get spelling right or you give people an easy way out of considering your point.
Carson Cruz
Yeah, this genie isn't going back in the box. The most important thing was ripping the GoP a new asshole so that we could start clearing out the cucks and turning it into an institution that can actually fight for America instead of being the other globalist shill party.
Fucking make one you goddamned slacker. It's not that fucking hard and is very inexpensive to do.
Asher Foster
I'm sorry. I dont have it yet. Im just learning about it.
Justin Sullivan
Requesting a MAGA hat shoop pls
Xavier Collins
The Big Short is literally anti-kike propaganda you know that right? Of course you don't. You haven't known jack shit this whole time, just spewing random shit out of your ass. Anyway famleaf, I gotta go. Do some research on productivity in terms of economics.
Carter Parker
Now Rachel is bitching about Fallon and calling Trump bald because his hair is longer on one side to the part.
Mason Roberts
Because a marine plane flies by 50 marines holding it above their head and then running around making airplane noises.
Jayden Garcia
>(((falsely)))
Matthew Moore
lol that retard got btfo go Trump
Liam Brooks
Yes who was the faggot grandstanding on kikebook like some leftist faggot deciding if he wanted to eat tofu or rice patties and which caused more pain in development.
Michael Gray
Can you guys ask me shill questions? I need to get better at responding.
Wyatt Butler
NIGGERS WANT AN APOLOGY GODDAMNIT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeremiah Parker
that fat spic in that picture makes me want to vomit, I fear for our future as a nation if Hillary wins.
Aaron James
Quick question, but what are some good Cred Forums approved political documentaries on Netflix?
Wyatt Wilson
is trending and its a mess.
Michael Miller
I'm almost convinced that is a body double
Gabriel Cooper
Someone else will have to do the next thread.
Matthew Carter
Why are they all showering at nine o'clock at night with plain white towels?
Brody Hall
Were the campaigns for Brexit as entertaining for the Brits as these campaigns are to us?
David Peterson
>type "Make America Great Again" as part of a post about video games on Cred Forums >banned for off-topic posting When will Hiroshimoot get rid of the shit staff luggage lad hired?
Chase Sullivan
i dont think so, cause it talked and sounded like hillary
i think that hillary just is that sick
Henry Morris
Why did Kek choose to bless an Indian Fly Fishing forum like this place?
Charles Cruz
Has she ever worn a suit? She wears shit to hide the devices.
Jordan Ortiz
Hitler's Olympics was pretty good
Benjamin Morris
Do they have the Century of the Self series?
Its very long, a few nights worth, but very essential.
Levi Powell
no not at all
Adam Anderson
Can't wait until Trump wins and then all of Cred Forums becomes lefty.
Enjoy your glory years now.
Lincoln Nguyen
For what?
Easton Taylor
whites existing.
Luis Sullivan
Why aren't you?
Michael Ross
>almost convinced What would it take to bring you around?
Alexander Gutierrez
The youth will rebel against whoever is the current authority.
Joshua Watson
kek, I bet they don't. That naval guy was certainly resourceful tho! I like how he squeezed it until it lost consciousness >he's a big guy
Oliver Cruz
>>>just rubbed my table for 5 minutes
Nolan Lewis
>implying we arent all leftist who hate Clinton and just want to MAGA
Easton Foster
The GOP has become what? lol
I was just thinking earlier that it was the GOP who accepted 11 (((ELEVEN))) primary debates which turned that whole thing into a total circus. Trump was just the ringleader trying to keep it under control until he won the nomination. Dems can say whatever they want about conservatives. Our people finally picked the right person.
>be liberal >fight FOR the system with Hillary fucking Clinton
Luke Wood
I hope someone fucking hangs the cunt and the rest of the muzzies too.
Jordan Moore
If you're a cuck,yea.
Also how's your wife's night out with Jamal going?
Austin Butler
BECAUSE TRUMP CALLED THEY PRESIDENT A KENYAN! HE RAYCISS AND GOTS TO APOLOGIZE TO OBAMA!
Hunter Ramirez
R8 my map
Christopher Wilson
...
Isaiah Cook
anywhere i can get pin in OP pic?
Kevin Bennett
Fucking navy.
Jacob Thompson
what will it take to end the blue PA meme
Gavin Scott
Do you even into poetry? They're all reflecting on the last 18 months at the exact same time doing the exact same thing.
Justin Lee
I'll take it
Ethan Lewis
So we love Jimmy Fallon now?
Parker Nelson
>He supports Donald Drumpf Lol, you must be an uneducated white redneck :)
Josiah Myers
The worst case scenario.
Alexander Howard
It's alright, I reckon Maine will be red though.
Zachary Ward
>NON CONTAGIOUS PNEUMONIA
ICD 10 HERE HILLARY IS FULL OF BULLSHIT AND SAUDI ARABIAN DIRTY MONEY
Angel Bailey
Why do you faglords continue to doubt PA?
Landon Long
Nice m8. Maybe Wisconsin flips too.
Christopher Roberts
we're at 40+ percent!!!!!!
Jason Anderson
It's just another Hillary.
Cooper Clark
...
Adam Wood
quit your job
Ethan Ortiz
So did this already take place and come out or not airing til Monday?
Jose Ross
We've been here before.
Nate will unadjust the polls again to make sure Trump doesn't crest 50.
Jayden Lee
Thaaaat sounds like passenger talk to me.
Hudson Morgan
radical dubl dubs frend
Ryder Price
I don't love him but he has my axe for being consistently neutral. Liberals mad that he didn't grill Trump for 20 minutes on a late night comedy talk show is exactly why I laugh when they call people like me a fascist.
Fallon's okay and the Roots are based.
Elijah Bell
I remember the simpler times when he was only at an 8%
Evan Sanders
I'm already a leftist. I'm only here because Liberals have started to strike me as deeply dangerous. I genuinely fear what they might do if they are in power over the next decade or two.
You republicans are fucking assholes, don't get me wrong, but you are familiar mundane assholes.
Julian Brown
Nah, he just wont end up on that image of before and after screencaps.
His argument was basically "hurr durr, America can help other countries if we outsource our jobs to them; it's our duty to show them the way, herpa derp!"
I'm starting to think Kasich isn't even human. He's just part of a Soros Open Society experiment to create an android, and infiltrate Congress to spam pro-globalist messages. That's why he can eat so much; he doesn't have a stomach, just a giant food pouch.
Also, Trump is winning in Ohio. Suck it, nerd.
Charles Mitchell
Unsure, but found it on other soruces to watch.
Thank you user, looks like a good suggestion
Lincoln Foster
Yer dad did his time to make up for breaking the law. S'a'ight, spicanon. You type like a honkie, that's good enough for me.
Jackson Bennett
He's very hit and miss. More often miss, however last night was pretty good Trump or no.
All things said, he is one of the few and quickly dwindling talkshow hosts to not spend entire segments almost daily trying to stump Trump.
Josiah Rivera
Because a fucking neocon Mormon still had a close race there
Aaron Powell
Please do.
Thanks to everyone who enjoyed.
Obama/Stein/Rubio are written and will be out Sunday night
Trump pt.2/Bill Clinton/Glenn Beck to come after that
Jacob Smith
...
Leo Mitchell
underrated
Jaxon Thomas
how's chair force?
William Howard
Just saw this on twitter.
Matthew Cruz
Which state is that?
Jonathan Scott
wtf
Christian Gonzalez
keep mouth shut get better grades then losers in class then take der jerbs and donate to trump MAGA!
Time to go educate some retarded globalists trying to force memes at us as if they are real while their choice of candidate is so low in the actual public opinion they have to continually fabricate lies.
Adam Morris
Can you do one for Chris Christie?
Henry Edwards
...
Elijah Turner
>normies trying to understand memes
Ian Diaz
the great state of steel you literal retard.
Jason Gomez
Don lemon looks like he's gonna cry
Camden Watson
Still believing Hillary isn't corrupt and incompetent?
Kek
Chase Sullivan
It was literally Sid Blumenthal, who was a close advisor to Clinton even through her years in the State Department.
Hunter Price
If only the fools knew what it is they do.
Kek rises.
Christopher Sanders
Sure thing
Jacob Adams
thx bby
Ian Davis
CNN needs to step their game up
Easton Baker
Oh look, a snobby liberal who doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. You've never MET a redneck, that's obvious.
Anthony Parker
Trump will win New Hampshire and Rhode Island
Christopher Nguyen
i think i see scalp at the end there
what if he goes on one of these shows right before an election and a crazy left wingnut sneaks up and pulls down Trump's pants and Trump has a yuge cock?
Michael Fisher
>Sandniggers >British
They're foreign invaders, not brits.
Grayson Clark
>They google image searched "Pepe Nazi" >common hitler pepes
Gavin Perez
She is neither. Clinton is arguably the most qualified candidate in recent American history, and has had an exemplary record in public service, so no. Push your weak argument on someone else.
Camden Walker
...
Tyler Baker
...
Benjamin Bennett
Rhode Island and Connecticut will be hard but New Hampshire is really close
Chase Williams
Just got back from the Trump rally in Miami. Ask me anything
Jacob Anderson
GHWB was more qualified.
Lucas Garcia
kek
Anthony Perry
did you get laid?
Blake Robinson
cocaine and strippers?
Noah Ramirez
Rhode islands is very similar to NH in polling
Levi Campbell
How was Les Deplorables?
Evan Fisher
How much cock did you suck?
Cooper Sanchez
It's tripfag a like you that give me a little bit of hope. Not a lot going for me atm, but when I come to /Tg/ I can feel the warmth and optimism here. I can tell many of you may be like me in that before this election you had probably lost the will to fight, maybe for society, your family, or even yourselves. But here you are still holding on because now we have an actual chance. You all make me feel hopeful again,Not just as an American but as a person. Im still not sure if this election will go down smoothly since the NWO is wanting to plunder this country 1 final time before throwing us all into FEMA camps. But with Trump leading the charge and encouraging the world to join him in protecting the free world. I hold onto some hope. That maybe we do have a future as a country and that we can reform our lives for the better.
Charles Walker
Were there QTs like pic related there? or is there no hope.
Wyatt Lewis
How many times did you need to wring the ejaculent from your underwear?
Anthony Nguyen
The fact that THIS is what she has to pay attention to tells us everything. They actually have nothing left.
Eli Stewart
enjoying your zika?
Adrian Butler
No No Hilarious. The crowd went crazy when we saw it None
Liam Sanchez
We love you too, user. We're going to make America great again.
Mason Harris
>Gorilla woman >Cute
Isaiah Rivera
TIL Muslim= British. How many of these sandniggers do they even have?
Jacob Rivera
Not really. All a Vice-President does is break the tie in the Senate. Bush had zero experience in working with Congress prior to his Presidency.
And being the former head of the CIA is not necessarily a good thing.
James Rogers
That trip here
Thanks man. I feel like we will have a chance to take back a great life and a great country. I am hoping election night is similar to how Brexit was. I followed that the entire night and watched the results pour in and saw how people never believed what could happen, and the joy/shitstrom that followed
I feel that November will be similar in America, and it will change not just our country but the world for the better
David Lewis
100% Ameribro
My babies will be born muscle bound ready for the race war.
Austin Rodriguez
Not quite like that but definitely the highest concentration of qt whites I've ever seen in spic infested Miami 88 times I use mosquito repellent faam
Ian Cox
Why do you think Trump has a chance of winning Florida?
She sits like this to prevent blood clots. Remember, she's on Coumadin to prevent clotting but she's in shit shape so just sitting for a half hour or so could cause a clot to form in her legs.
Gavin Nguyen
Trump will win.
Daniel Adams
I live 20 minutes from VCU. They're nothing but dumbfuck libs and foreign exchange students everywhere. I don't even go near downtown unless I have to.
Lucas Stewart
Kek works in mysterious ways, user.
Bless him! Praise him! Support his anointed, Donald J Trump, for he has been chosen to lead us!
Adam Turner
>Drumpfkins can't even make a new thread
Brayden Harris
It's in the pic. I just bought three.
Juan Bailey
Holy shit my gif is still circulating!
Easton Williams
Polls look good, anything north of Miami Dade county should be Trump's by strong margins
Xavier Lopez
We have truly let the Capital of the Confederacy down
Isaac Sanders
What polls are you referring to?
Asher Powell
>>Drumpfkins can't even make a new thread
It's beddy bye time soon user, gotta get up and be productive. either second jobs or otherwise improving their self worth
