TRUMP GENERAL: IN LIKE FLYNN EDITION

College Cucks Stumped by the Trump

youtube.com/watch?v=zUksnEaUfGI

nth for nazi meme frogs

A Crisp Evening in November

He looked out the window at the traffic on the streets below. 9:00 PM, one week after he won it all.

He had just stepped out of the shower. Moving slowly but deliberately he straightened the soap dispenser on the sink, grabbed a hand towel from the rack, and cleared the fog from his vanity.

Donald caught his gaze in the mirror. He saw an old man looking back at him. Wrapped in a plain white towel, red from the hot shower, he took in his reflection.

He was weary. After days, weeks, months jet-setting around the country, speaking to Americans from all walks of life, he finally had a few days to gather his thoughts. As he looked in the mirror, he asked himself, "Why did you do this?"

Donald sat down to ponder for a moment while he cooled off. He looked around the bathroom. He looked past all of the luxury and comforts in the bathroom. He looked past the life he had spent half a century building for himself. He looked past everything, and thought of something greater.

After a few moments of reflection, he stood up to meet his gaze in the mirror once again. He looked himself squarely in the eyes. Hair undone, no TV make-up. No tailored suit or American flag pendant, no silk tie or cufflinks. Just him. Only Donald.

He had an answer. "For my father. For my family." He stood back, and squinted into the mirror. He cocked his head to the side and said softly, "For my country."

The sounds of the bustling city below rang through the cracked window. A cool breeze ran through the room, clearing out the steam.

"Honey, are you coming to bed?" Melania said gently, from the other room.

"Not tonight, dear." President Trump looked in the mirror once more. "It's time to get to work."

have memes gone too far?

Fresh out of the oven

AWOO

>ill bill's 70th birthday / clinton foundation party is tonight
>$250,000 entrance fee

wonder if anything will accidentally slip out and find its way onto social media

This can't be real

I honestly don't know what the fuck is happening anymore. This is like a parody of real life on steroids and i'm living some sort of Truman show shit.

Cold And Alone In November

She stepped out of the shower and shuffled toward the bathroom mirror. 9:00 PM, one week after she lost it all.

Hillary wiped the fog off her vanity, moving her hand slowly in clockwise circles. Her hands were shaking. They never stopped shaking these days. She coughed and looked at her reflection.

She was wrapped in a plain white towel. She looked at her skin, sagging and pruny from the warm shower. Cold air blew in the window.

She looked at her body and her aging face. No make-up, no hair product, no little American flag pendant on her chest. She met her gaze in the mirror.

For the first time, Hillary felt truly alone. Her eyes grew red, and the tears began welling up. She could call Bill, but he was asleep. She could call Chelsea, but she was off doing work for the Foundation...or what was left of it.

For the first time, Hillary saw only Hillary. Not the first female president. Not the first lady of the 90's. Not the female Senator from New York, or the secretary of state who once spent her days, weeks, months jet-setting around the world.

She was none of that. It was as if she never was. She saw a 68 year old woman staring back at her. She cried. Her whole life seemed to be building to a triumphant end and now she was nothing.

She was simply an old woman. A woman who had never truly loved. She married a man who slept around and never felt passion for their marriage. A man who was too caught up in his own power plays and affairs to really look at her and say "My dear, you look beautiful tonight."

She had never really lived her life. She let her life pass her by.

Yes, for the first time in a very, very long time, Hillary felt alone. Hillary felt powerless. Hillary felt meaningless and her life did too. Hillary felt old.

She sat down on the edge of her shower, and buried her face into her hands. For the first time in years, she cried.

The cold November wind whistled softly by the open window. And she cried.

>political rickroll

This is not going to happen.

If anything, Trump might only get the Flyover States.

Miami user who was at the rally here. Ask your answers

Donald Trump’s ridiculous claim that Hillary Clinton started the birther movement
-WashPo May 2016 archive.is/WEl53

VIDEOS:
Former Clinton Manager CONFIRMS Campaign's Coordinator Promoted Birther Controversy youtu.be/Nf8ZWHqMnJk

Morning Joe And Mika REMIND Everyone Who ACTUALLY Began Birtherism youtu.be/vV0TUnGDxeQ

Chris Matthews (2007) reports BHO born in INDONESIA! youtu.be/XwSw9O0agGI

Michelle Obama- Barack Obama's Home Country Kenya youtu.be/6M7Rp_Ghv6k

PROOF Hillary & Chris Matthews FIRST BIRTHERS youtu.be/QgSzm4_beH4

Articles:
Penn Strategy Memo
- The Atlantic March 2007 archive.is/91hBq

Hardball with Chris Matthews
-Transcript December 2007 archive.is/4HnwF

Obama slams smear photo
-Politico February 2008 archive.is/nhKEZ

Obama Gets Dressed
-Slate February 2008 archive.is/iOURF

Clinton: Obama Not Winning Over “Hard-Working Americans, White Americans
-HuffPo May 2008 archive.is/zwaoE

Lawsuit questions Obama’s eligibility for office
-The Washington Times August 2008 archive.is/ua8Z

Clinton told to portray Obama as foreign
-Politico August 2008 archive.is/wdV5Q

Memo could keep Clinton-Obama rift open
-CNN August 2008 archive.is/7LKuO

Meet the Birthers
-MotherJones August 2009 archive.is/FkVAP

The 'Birthers' Began on the Left
-The Daily Beast February 2010 archive.is/36w2L

Birtherism: Where it all began
-Politico April 2011 archive.is/PSeMY

Birther Row Began with Hillary Clinton Supporters
-The Telegraph April 2011 archive.is/cscI9

Hillary Clinton Obstructionist
or Closet Birther
-birthers.org archive.is/Ly8bT

FILL THIS OUT
>FILL THIS OUT
FILL THIS OUT

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THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 16, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>Trump on Fallon Tonight Show
>Liberals angry at Jimmy Fallon
MORNING
>Kasich says it's "very unlikely" that he'll vote for Trump
>Trump holds media event in his Trump DC Hotel
>media is told, event will cover Trump's current feelings on "birtherism"
>Trump spends vast majority of the event showing off military endorsements, his hotel
>at the end, says he believes Obama was born in US
>says Hillary started, he ended
>media is massively butthurt about being played
>"journalists" decide to "protest" by erasing tape
>"journalists" vehemently deny that H camp started "birther" rumors
AFTERNOON
>Fraternal Order of Police endorsed Trump
>"What is Aleppo?" Doesn't make it to the debate stage
>while Michelle O is speaking to HRC audience, the crowd chants "4 more years"
EVENING
>Trump holds short townhall in Miami
>Haitians and Cubans praise trump, bash Hillary
>Trump rally in Miami, FL
>AJ Delgado speaks
>Trump comes out to music from "Les Misérables" with a "Les Déplorables" meme as backdrop
>Hillary records Jimmy Fallon appearance
>Jimmy greets her wearing a facemask

Win in one
>Pennsylvania
>Virginia
>Colorado
>Michigan

Win with two
>Nevada + New Hampshire

A Cold Bowl of Guac in November

He looked out the window at the evening sky. 9:00 PM, one week after he watched the election results roll in on Fox.

Jeb had just stepped out of the shower. He wiped the fog off the mirror, combed his hair, and tightened the plain white towel around his waist. He slid his turtle soap holder back to make room for the comb and gingerly set it down. He looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw an old man looking back - he met the gaze with a slight frown. His lip quivered.

"Jeb!" Columba shouted from downstairs, "I made your favorite guacamole! Come down soon, the taco meat is getting cold!"

"Coming soon, dear," Jeb called back in a subdued voice through the cracked door. He looked back at the mirror and sighed.

As he walked out into the bedroom, he glanced at all of the homely comforts Columba had placed around the room. His turtle candleholders on the nightstand, his favorite picture of Lincoln by the bookcase, and the signed picture of his brother, President George W. Bush, that he had received from his small donation to the Republican party in 2004, sitting on his desk. "It's not all bad," Jeb thought.

It had been years - 9 years, in fact - since he had been governor. Sometimes the feeling ate away at him. It had been almost a decade. He yearned for the opportunity to be admired, to accomplish something great... but sometimes he felt like he just didn't have the energy. He kept his spirits high with one incredible thought: "I'm the son of a president, and the younger brother of a president. That's pretty amazing in itself."

Jeb quickly scrawled this thought into the journal on his desk. He cocked his head to the side, and read it again. His brow furrowed, then gave way to a relieved smile.

"Jeb!" Columba yelled, "I'm not going to say it again! Come down for dinner!"

Jeb shut his journal, threw on some long johns and a T-shirt, and walked quickly down the stairs - skipping every other step. It was time for guac.

With all the time I spend here, I wish participating in /Trump General/ was considered community service.

twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/776956876747530240

>Donald Trump is Not Fit To Be President

No, the (((media))) are just getting desperate now.

twitter.com/TheeCurrentYear/status/776960080537321472

>Verifiable information
>On a Mongolian Underwater Basket Weaving Board

Kellyanne on Hannity

I NEED A LIBK TO THE MSNBC PEPE THING

I AM A MOBILEFAG SO REGUAR ONES WONT WORK

Funny how you can't prove that Clinton started the rumor.

>tfw I've saved all of those before
has the value gone up?

A Cold November Night on the Lake

He looked out the window at the lake below. Waves lapped on the shore. He could barely make out the stars in the sky, so he grabbed his glasses to bring them into focus. 9:00 pm, one week after he read the papers and read the election results.

Bernie stepped out of the shower cautiously. He was always careful these days - he didn't want to risk a fall. He wrapped himself in a plain white towel, and wiped the fog off of the mirror.

Bernie saw an old man looking back at him. He traced over the features of his face, and mused silently over how the years had passed by. It had been a lifetime, and it had been an instant.

He had felt this way for a while, but he felt different now. He felt more tired. He felt less ambitious. He felt, in a word, spent.

Bernie shuffled to look back out the window. His gaze moved wistfully from star to star. He hadn't spoken to his brother since the convention, but not a day went by that he didn't think about his brother's appearance during the convention's roll call. It was his most emotional moment, the most moving minute in his entire career. It was the only time that he had really realized what he meant to so many people. "But it was too late by then," Bernie mumbled as he walked back to the mirror.

Bernie had had some time to decompress since the convention, save for just a few appearances later on in the season, but he still hadn't let it go. Bernie knew what they were saying about him. They said he abandoned his followers. "They said," he spoke softly to the mirror, "they said I started a movement, and walked away." He sighed and shook his head.

One last time, he frowned at his reflection.

Bernie looked at the ground, and he walked away.

Would it be autistic to have a Trumpwave shirt made? Imagine something like pic related on a t-shirt. If anyone has any suggestions or wants to talk me out of it, please do.

We do it for free. The only reward will be the memes, the memories, and sharing Trump's victory with the finest crew of shitposters on the internet.

>shillary
>having emotions

Pick one.

Also
>not being in an orange jumpsuit

A Comfy Evening in November

He took a pause to listen to the candle crackling softly by the sink, and grabbed his plain white towel from the rack. 9:00 pm, one week after he had sat with his wife by the fireplace and watched the results roll in.

Ben dried off and wrapped himself in his towel. He stepped out of the shower and glanced out the window and, for a moment, watched the light snow flurry gently covering the grass outside. He took a relaxed breath.

Ben walked toward the mirror and put some toothpaste on his brush. The room was a bit chilly, even as the steam cleared, so he put on his white wool bathrobe. Then he picked up his toothbrush.

Ben looked in the mirror and brushed. He had felt relieved for the past week. America had spoken.

He had no reason to fret. His candidate, in the face of harsh words and embattled opponents, had taken the win. Ben felt that he was truly on the side of the people he wanted to lead.

Ben grabbed a little plastic cup from the small stack on the counter, and rinsed his mouth. He looked in the mirror and smiled. "Listening," he said softly. "I said it was about listening. Find the people who want what's best, and find the people who know what's best. And just listen to both. Help when you can. That's where the good comes from."

He had done just that. Ben was at peace. He blew out the candle and walked into the bedroom, leaving the door open behind him.

Cathy was with her bridge group from church for the night. The room was quiet and still, and he was alone with his thoughts. The snow grew heavier outside and the neighborhood grew silent. A warm glow shined from the streetlamps below. As the light, smoky fall fragrance from the extinguished candle wafted through the air, he laid down in his robe. There was always more work to do, but for now, it was time to rest.

I like to imagine all those know-nothings who see this and how they react to it.

Then you agree that OP should remove this from any Trump threads, that it's bullshit.

>donaldtrump2016online.com/
Please copy previous OP's from Trumpeter. Remember to delete this link from future TGs.

How's Miami going for you? I live here too.

she looks a bit of a mess tonight

Pottery

This is my OC, I keep all my original PSD files so could take some stuff out and tone it down if you like.

I can't imagine what normies think of this. Do they just roll their eyes and move on or are they actually taking this seriously?. This is one hell of a gambit.

Chilling Thoughts in November

He stepped out of the shower and lightly tossed the newspaper, which had been sitting on the counter, into the trash. He grabbed his plain white towel and started drying off. His towel was still a bit damp from earlier that morning. 9:00 pm, one week after the election was over.

Gary finished drying off, brusquely, and looked at the mirror. It was so foggy in the steamy room he was almost unseen. Gary cleared the fog off the mirror. His reflection caught his eye.

"Mr. President," Gary said sardonically. He gave a half-hearted chuckle and stared.

It would have been crazy to think he could have won. Never in a million years, as he was told even by those close to him, would the American people pick anyone besides the two superstar personalities he was up against. Today, it seemed bizarre for him to think he was against two of the most recognizable names in America.

He never made it to the debates, but he got over it. He never really met a strong supporter, but he got over that too. It was a bizarre election cycle, sure, and he never thought he could have won. But something inside of him felt down. Some part of him, some small piece that allowed him a brief moment of whimsy, that let him say "what if", kept buzzing.

He hadn't shared the stage, but he shared the spotlight - to some extent. He never owned a poll, but he certainly split the numbers. He wasn't a player, he told himself, but he was a factor.

He turned his head side to side and observed himself, wondering how he had looked on TV. Then it rang in his head again. "What is Aleppo?"

"And, what is Aleppo?"

He let out a laugh and gave himself a wry smile. The smile gave way to a grimace, which gave way to a strained inhale. He didn't lose it for himself, he knew that to be true. He didn't lose it because it was never his to win. But something inside him still buzzed.

Gary wiped some stray water off the counter, washed his hands, and walked away from the mirror.

No, inflation has rendered them worthless.

she just ain't a pretty woman

What?

This woman is a genius. I knew she was once she was announced and the CTR shills came out in full force against her

Actually it's turning out the reaction is that Pepe is cringe and maybe your funny little meme is backfiring. Horribly.

What part? I'm in the gables. It's alright, not bad since my family is here

Mfw when I run up on a Hillary shill

A Cold Stare in November

Ted grabbed his plain white towel from the rack. 9:00 pm, one week since America had voted their conscience - for better or for worse.

He dried off and wrapped the towel around himself.

"I'm calm, I'm determined... I'm consistent," Ted spoke firmly as he cleared the fog from the mirror. He glanced to the suit hanging by the door. He'd wear it tomorrow to mingle among the other senators. But he knew he was above them. He knew he could bring the people something greater.

Ted looked at himself in the mirror. He grabbed the edge of the marble counter and leaned into it. He met his own gaze with a cold stare. "I'm calm, I'm determined, I'm consistent." He repeated his mantra.

His eyes were a bit sunken - he wasn't sleeping as much these days. His gait was more deliberate and his stride was longer. His shoulders swayed smoothly and his focus had grown sharper. Something had changed.

He hadn't been robbed of the delegates. Not by a long shot. "If anything," Cruz thought as he leaned on the counter and watched his own staunch expression, "if anything I've been vindicated. Those who know will always know. Those who don't know yet will know soon."

The election was over, sure. But Ted's time in public service was far from over. He had been invigorated. He had been spurned...for a time. He had been overcome...by a fad. But the tides would change. The world would spin and the country would come around.

"One day, they'll understand why I said what I said. Why I did what I did. One day they'll see the light, the light that has long since left the Republican party. And it will fall upon the only man who can pull it from the darkness. Who can save it from itself - who can bring it back to true greatness."

Ted stared himself squarely in the eyes. He took a slow, sturdy breath. "I'm calm, I'm determined, I'm consistent."

Ted gave himself one sharp nod. He said simply: "I'm coming back."

Hey /trumpgen/

How do I get involved in combating the hillshills propaganda on Twitter without getting doxed by a rabid lefty

>yfw we have literally forced (((them))) to engage in actual meme warfare

It's National Guacamole day - where's the Jeb! thread

What a time to be alive. Meme magic is real. Pepe be praised. Praise to KEK! CHAOS!

youtu.be/ZvGQW6n1OcY

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Hillary has a more difficult road to the white house than Trump does.

With current polling, Trump just needs to pick off one of the large toss-up states or combine Nevada/New Hampshire.

She has to be perfect on election night or she's done.

>the memories
>I'll be in my mid 60's telling my grandchildren what I did back in my 20's.
>Telling them how great Trump made everything.

I love you guys so much.

Sure thing. I'll make all those changes when I make the next thread :^)

Nigger lady on CNN says her heart is palpitating thinking of Trump. He's a terrorist.

Pence a cute!

Eh. I don't think she looks bad

Witness from Hillary's 9/11 fall speaks out.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mS7jfXzx0uI

Not exactly Miami, but I live out in the Redlands. Couldn't go to the rally 'cause of work. Any places you like to visit?

they are fighting on foreign turf and have no chance to win

It's absolutely amazing that everyone around her and involved in her campaign had something to do with spreading the story, except her. She's completely blameless. As always.

Why the fuck didnt we think of that Les Deplorables bit? we're meant to be the meme magicians here damn it.

all others are wrong

Hillary is going down in flames. Wikileaks probably has more dirt on her.

don't post identifiable information, it's not that hard, use a throw away email, some bullshit name, etc

Rate my map, Perspective from MA

So about that Pennsylvania

twitter.com/B_M_Finnigan/status/776948780058841088

This guy apparently is privy to a PA poll that is being suppressed. It looks like it shows Trump tied in PA.

Also note, this poll was taken BEFORE the pneumonia event/

It's fucking happening.

This has nothing to do with politics.

Stop trolling.

Nah, I like it as is- has a nice symmetry to it. I was deciding between that one and pic related. Will post pics when it arrives if I do go through with it. Thanks for the OC.

>>Jimmy greets her wearing a facemask
RIP Jimmy.

>tfw still five hours till the USC/LA Times poll

>bout to go drive an hour to fuck this big-titted hot 40 y/o milf

wish me luck senpai

Most of them probably know what the fuck is going on

Hard to believe this whole campaign/election is going to be over soon. Win or lose.

Almost makes me sad.

Virginia-not-tossup/10

That's pretty far south did you go to south dade high? No places in particular in Miami

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Get a fucking blog, faggot.

>tfw your OC makes it on the Maddow show
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Rubio/Stein/Obama written and coming Sunday

Trump pt.2/Bill Clinton/Glenn Beck/Chris Christie/John Kasich are on deck after the Sunday releases

Let me know if you want any other candidates covered, otherwise there will be additional Trump fanfic until the debates

Make America great again, go out and vote!

bad optics for maddow then I guess

Thanks. Glad we're not arguing with that Dutch faggot anymore over keeping his website in TG.

my map is semi devils-avocate

>Stop trolling.
your the troll, we have ID's here
no name this time?

Good.

Our meme was never meant to be seen by the dregs. Hopefully MSM will stop their endless tirade against an innocent frog.

Spread it wide, bro.

You really should. In fact, pastebin is banned at many websites, why do you feel that is anywhere near legitimate?

I never even met you guys and I'd hang out with all of you. That's how much of a great time I've had here.

There are some serious meme engineers on the Trump campaign.

Really jealous. Congrats m8

No, parents sent me to Coral Reef, because they said I'd be better off there anyway. I like to visit a shake place down here called "Robert is Here".

She started at $100 and as the months have passed she is asking for $1.
Do you think she will ask for some pocket change next?

>entered "have dinner with Trump" contest

What should I say to the God Emperor if I win, Cred Forums?

The look on don lemons face.
Comfy as fuck.

Yep. They went ballistic with her so I knew they were afraid of something.

WTF is wrong with you?

I'd be so proud t b h f a m. Nice work.

Same lad. Every minute has been something. I'll be sad when its all over. From the very beginning.

What a ride.

>Pepe!

>didn't even go old school

Just gonna dump some OC
Pls save

Oh for fucks sake.

Our don isn't really careful with words, is he?

Don lemon s face wew

unreal

Remember guys: Virginia being called early for Trump is an indication of a landslide.

That's according to Insider-kun.

More like it's absolutely amazing that Clinton is still some sort of criminal to you, even though no charges have been filed relating to any of her so-called "scandals."

So why do you keep polishing this turd? Do you really want to be seen with no credibility whatsoever?

HILLARY SO SHOOK SHE SHIT HER MAO ZEDONG SUIT

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We did.

Ask him if he knows about the New World Order & the globalists and international banks. Ask him about George Soros.

he wasn't threatening her though

You've made it, which one of those is yours?

If you had told me six months ago that a Pepe that I made would end up on MSNBC, I would've laughed at you. But it came true.

I don't know broham, lif we get cocky we will be open to attack

you can't claim to be outraged by this statement and still push a gun grabbing agenda, it's literally nothing

...

i don't see the problem

Trump already won, nobody (i.e., voters) cares

Congrats user. Feel proud

No it really isn't good, and you're wrong.

Pepe started out as an innocent meme until the white supremacists co-opted that.

You must not mind being regarded as such. Kind of kills your credibility, just saying.

If you look at page 11 of the "Stalag Edition" of Mein Kampf, Hitler says the book is dedicated to someone named "Claus von Pepe" or "Klaus von Pape" or something like that, go to page 11 in the pdf and see for yourself:

endchan.xyz/.media/a18332e643d7cb83515627b693496fc0-applicationpdf

It's Cred Forums OC tho famicom

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Has he finally accepted Trump or did they drug him during the break?

Oh honey no. Let's not get into a turd polishing contest.

Just looked it up. That's way out there for me

>Harmless frog

By their logic, we should declare all images of characters holding weapons to be too dangerous.

When your defense for a candidate is "well he wasn't threatening her" maybe mistakes have been made.

we did it reddit

That sucks. The shakes are good. My only problem with the Redlands is that there are no fucking supermarkets out here, so every drive is about 15-30 minutes just to pick up groceries.

How'd the crowd react to the Les Mis moment?

Meme magic has crashed our original timeline. Lord Kek is creating a new reality just for us.

89161139
yes no one BUT THE ALT RIGHT HAS EVER PERVERTED PEPE. NO ONE, NOT ONE.

theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/09/16/utah-hispanic-activist-who-criticized-trumps-mexican-rapist-comments-arrested-for-raping-illegal-immigrant/

Utah – Hispanic Activist Who Criticized Trump’s Mexican Rapist Comments Arrested for Raping Illegal Immigrant…

P O T T E R Y

Why add words to a quote when you quote the quote in your reply?

Keep memeing user. I'm just peddling grade B OC.
>feels bad

BAN ASSAULT PEPES

you're dumb as rocks, he's trying to bait her into giving a response in outrage saying she needs guns so she looks like she thinks herself above everyone else further pushing her as the divide candidate

Oh come on Hannity, you can't show tonight's rally without the Les Deplorables intro.

Guys think Trump will be above 51% in (((Nate's))) map by the debates?

The media won't touch it. They'd have to admit guns are protecting her, and that the people aren't deserving of the protection firearms provide.

you're right adding well totally changed the context of that quote my apologies

NC reporting in!

>tie
>Republican controlled Senate gives Trump the presidency
>federalism at work

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He'll be above 50% in the polls.

Fuck that faggot david duke

Or she stays quiet, possibly mentions how talking about assassinations are dangerous and lets the media eviscerate him. Just like last time.

He's a paid off Democratic operative.

fuck you leddit

He'll be at that on Monday.

She wants guns gone, start with herself or offer everyone an armed gaurd unless she genuinely be lives she is a separate class.

MAGA

HAN MAN
youtube.com/watch?v=R9ol8ne_JWI

Get a load of this goy.

Pepe was Cred Forums's go to frog until he became mainstream, so it was up to /r9k/ to challenge that with gore and scat edits, when that didn't work we made him into a by-product of more relevant taboo and deviance, a practical usury of meme usage outside of this imageboard. We succeeded where /r9k/ failed.

Get fucked.

>Born too late to explore America
>Born too early to explore the galaxy
>born just in time to watch a major political candidate and the (((media))) declare war on a cartoon frog

This is the result Kek has determined.

Not even Liddle Shapiro sees a problem

Impossible. Trump is guaranteed Maine CD2, so unless another combo of states gets to 269

I don't care for disinformation being posted as fact.

Why do you?

yeah because a 12% trustworthy media will make all the difference giving Trump more airtime, most normal people are against gun control, they will think this is a good point

>She wants guns gone
Show receipts.

Clinton is going to win Virginia. That's where Kaine is from.

They are not going to vote for Trump.

>
about this?
this is desperation but how hard will the media spin this?

Fuck off Pepe has always belong to the chans. We're simply taking him back from you normie cucks

a black kasich

You know that is is a gigantic impediment to Trump. I wish he would fucking die. I want the stormwienies to leave.

So what you're saying is...the record needs to be corrected?

Is Trump going to say anything about this?

What the fuck can he say? It's just a meme there is nothing to it, Pepe could literally be anything.

There could be a Rachel Maddow pepe.

Fuck we gotta inform Trump before he disavows Pepe.

It's the only way you'd win, and that picture is a fake.

Is there any aspect of truth regarding anything you post?

Why should I believe anything you say about Trump?

>9001 hours in paint

Libs
>terrified, horrified, literally shacking
Everyone else
>MAGA

>most normal people are against gun control
provably false
gallup.com/poll/1645/guns.aspx

>yeah because a 12% trustworthy media will make all the difference
It did the last time he joked about her getting assassinated.

It's not harmless, though.

Pepe is a symbol of hate groups now. Deal with it.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

See

It's a wonderful time to be alive

>implying former governors always win their states

How did that go for Romney?

Fuck that site. One of the contributors said they were ashamed of the user base because on 911 the comments thread blew up about hillary falling and she got but hurt because they were not discussing her 911 article.

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>tfw someone posts your poorly made oc

10/10

how I never thought of this before eludes me

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Are you ever even capable of engaging in actual political discussion as the sticky on this board requires?

If I want trolls, I'll go to Cred Forums.

Why do you support the disinformation in OP's post? Pastebin is not a source.

Wikileaks is not "proof" of anything.

Do you not want to be regarded seriously?

this is his blog qud7BOqK

>hillary said black girl magic unironically

what the fuck? who else is watching /hannity/

The quote isn't fake. The pic is to just get attention. Here's what I know, it's a Friday night and you're passing the time defending Hillary Clinton on a Swahili digging stick exchange forum.

few months too late there

>How'd that go for Romney?

Ryan, too. WI also went for Obama in 2012.

He's that guy that invites himself to the party and everyone there either doesn't care or doesn't notice him.

In Allegheny, PA here. I've seen about 15 Trump signs and three Clinton ones, and local gun shop has "HILLARY IS COMING". Barely any signs. Wish I had more info.

Not a decent comparison, as Romney was a clueless empty suit for hire, and showed it.

Kaine is well-liked in his home state.

Why did this not happen in the primaries? We're we protecting our childhoods?

>Wikileaks is not "proof" of anything.

please go to Cred Forums

maybe they'll give a fuck

because we don't

prove to me he will win Michigan from what ive seen that's just not the case

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

Fug
The Dinner with Trump email was spam
now they have your Credit Card.

if NJ CT RI goes red I don't see how DE wouldn't

>states with more population tend to be liberal

huh, making me think

I don't know who it was, but some faggot on the Kelly File said Trump is leading in Iowa because that's his base; a huge white population with very little college education

Iowa BTFO

Right? The last thing Kasich bit was the dust.

Except he fucked the dog as governor and lost the state a huge number of jobs.

axiomstrategies.com/abc/luzerne/
axiomstrategies.com/abc/northampton/
twitter.com/B_M_Finnigan/status/776948780058841088

PA's going red

You should go to the Clinton foundation generals. They give instructions on how you can subvert the libtard normies.

Shitty Oc

Whoa! There were goalposts here a second ago. Did you see what happened to them?

OP, please make a Nazi frog edition with this, please

>Do you not want to be regarded seriously?
In this election cycle? Heh.

Citations, facts and reason mean nothing. Just throw shit at the wall until something sticks.

Didn't read it.

If you have any actual arguments to relate without some cringey gimmicky crap like that , let me know.

Otherwise, the default position is that Hillary has committed no crimes, and will not be charged with any.

At that point, I want NM to go red.

>VA
>NC
>NV
>red

nope

Kek

Perfect running mate for 2020.

Post link?

That's a big wheelchair.

>tfw by the time the first polls close on the East Coast we'll know how amazing or nail biting the night will go

Just keep working at it. I just learned about editing gifs and came up with this on monday

Hillary's going to lose
Hillary's going to jail
Go be triggered somewhere else.

Trump will win VA and the Presidency
>Bushes done
>Clintons done
>Kaine done
>Biden too old already to try in 2020

SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN

>Austan Gooslbee laughing like a comic opera villain as Hannity introduces him as a fuckup

I hate this guy, but he has balls and handles the bants better than anybody should be able to.

>you lived to see hate frogs become a central piece of national dialogue

No really, look up half an inch and read that line again. It isn't scrawled on a piece of cardboard held aloft by a homeless man or anything. Its just a dry statement of fact.

This is a thing thats happening.

Reminds me of the Rubio Manlet Meme.

I said normal people, not democrats

>It did the last time he joked about her getting assassinated.
no, it didn't

Sorry but Wikileaks isn't a reliable source by any measure. Assange is a loose cannon basically using his own circular logic, and frankly we don't even have confirmation if the e-mails are reall.

At any rate, there is literally no proof that Clinton, the DNC or anyone associated with the Clinton campaign did anything illegal.

Praise the Emperor.

>committed no crimes
>will not be charged
Those are mutually exclusive things.

Even that pussy Silvers know NC will go red. Next week, he'll be ahead in NV and closer in VA.

NC and NV are def red

For you.

kill yourself

Name a single time Assange lied.

Redpill me on Don Bacon vs Brad Ashford

I keep seeing their ads on TV.

Which one is 'our guy'?

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>If I laugh enough about my health on late night comedy, surely the issue will go away.

I live in VA everyone hates him here. Well except liberals who don't hate anybody unless there not liberals.

Yeah well actually, no the sticky as to how to behave on Cred Forums is still up there, and you HAVE to give a fuck if you are replying to me.

The fact is that Clinton is the best choice for the Presidency, and Trump's policies are simplistic and rather childish.

Trickle-down economics do not work and neither is a Border Wall.

Trump's foreign policy is a joke, too, as he has yet to reveal a detailed plan to eliminate ISIS.

"The media is slandering a cartoon frog who just so happens to support me as a white supremacist! The lying media at it's finest folks! Sad!"

All those Mexican illegals and their legal family members make it tough. Almost half the state is Mexican.

>Wikileaks is not "proof" of anything.

Which Network do you work for?

When he was 7, he broke a window and told his mom that his friend did it.

>inb4 Jimmy's hand wilts off his wrist

Your opinion. The facts are however that hte Democrats will support Kaine, and they are the majority in Virginia.

>Trump BTFOs the media
>Still salty throughout the day
>Mexicans ARE rapists
>Pepe on MSNBC

Maybe things are okay.

we though

snopes.com/2016/09/14/colin-powell-email-leak/

Any other college educated whites here voting for Trump? We're supposedly his lowest demographic, senpai.

>tell everyone what your degree is in?

My undergrad degree is in English literature, with a minor in creative writing. Currently getting my Masters in English.

>Trickle-down economics do not work
Funny, cause Trump isn't proposing trickle-down. Get your facts straight

I just want it red for the sole fact of having the border states red (except CA).

Do you have any sources for any of those bold statements? I'm going to need more than just your word.

found the kike

It's a matter of turnout, rather than shift in colour. Expected turnout for Dems is predicted to be at an all-time low, in stark contrast to Trump bringing out an all-time high. See pic for just how close the margins are.

I'm inclined to agree with you, to be quite honest.

>BAN HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT PEPES might be an actual headline in the near future

What a loose cannon. Guess he has nothing on her.

>millenials are voting Hillary
>I don't know anyone my age voting for her
>I don't know anyone voting for her at all really

>supposedly she has all of this on lock down

You remind me of those East German terrorist/mercenary guys in Die Hard 3, who clearly practiced trying to sound like ordinary Americans. But the accent and phrasing just wasn't quite right. You could tell they were totally fake.

IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN

Actually you were the only one talking about former governors, and Kaine is not a candidate for President.

And if this is the kind of weak arguments I can expect here, I claim victory now.

The clip has been shown on the MSM. He pulls out a bottle of purell immediately after and cleans his hands. It's actually pretty funny

Did insider user come by recently?

who's the new shill? he's not even ironically shitposting

The things I miss on Trump Gen...

I should add that these movements were almost entirely down to turnout.

>My undergrad degree is in English literature, with a minor in creative writing. Currently getting my Masters in English.

LMAO

Those armpits are surprisingly fuckable.

twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/776956876747530240

Smartest man on MSNBC BTFO Pepe and Cred Forums again

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of America
When it's Made Great Again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When November comes!

Actually no, and your reply has got to be a troll.

Trolling is against the rules here at Cred Forums.

If you were Assange, when would you release the leaks? I would do it the day after the first debate. Then they would have to damage control until the second debate and Hillary wouldn't be able to prepare at all for it.

I will screen cap this, if you're correct, I will go to the uk to see my cousins and give you a hug

God dammit, I don't want to like that guy but he's making it hard on me.

I'm a college wash out, does that count?

You have literally nothing to back this up.

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how do you even sexualize an armpit

Guys, I don't think we've memed hard enough. This election won't be complete until we add a little baneposting into the mix. Should we get bane talked about on CNN?

question time in 25 bings

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No idea, he'll either wise up though or go insane. I'm hoping for the latter.

I'd do it the day before the debate. Give the media only one day trying to figure out how to spin it before Trump slam dunks Hillary's face at the debates.

They'll have so much anti-Hillary news to cover that their heads will spin

see rule 6 shitposter

Um, no. Pepe is a symbol of hatred and bigotry now, and a cringing one at that.

Seriously, you can't even accept simple truths about things you fervently support.

Senior here. Criminal Justice and Psychology here. Clinical Mental Health Counselor after undergrad, the Clinical Psychology after Master's.

>And if this is the kind of weak arguments I can expect here, I claim victory now.
hhahahahahahahaha

Go back and cite everything you've claimed ITT

exhentai.org/g/907527/41eab14bdc/

Like this

NEW THREAD

>release something that could be ignored purely by covering the debate and manipulating footage in Hillary's favor

and that's why you're not in an Ecuadorian embassy

>forgetting Le Bains
We already did.

Stay on message Donald! Don't get suckered into any bullshit by the commie lib media!

America needs you! We're behind you! Stay focused!

Just pointing the facts. You seem to think that Clinton is magically going to be charged with something.

At some point you're going to have to stop lying, if even to yourself.

>wikileaks 100% accurate track record
>cant be trusted

Am i with her now?

ok i take it back, 10/10 shitposting

>naming yourself on an anonymous image board
>expecting a logical response

POO POO PEE PEE REEEEEEE WHERE MY SHEKELS NIGGER

So I made a Twitter acc and told some lefty "journalist" that attacking a cartoon frog is a really dumb tactic

I got blocked

Trolling other posters are we?

Don't reply if you aren't prepared to give a serious responxse.

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sad panda?

It's on drudge, full article.right now

Prove that anything Assange says is verifiable.

It's hearsay, and controlled by a small group of individuals.

That is not "evidence."

Thanks bro. Have this Oc on me.

You mean like how she alluded -multiple times- to Obama being assassinated while she was campaigning against him?

Offtopic post is not a political discussion.

Your anecdotal bubble is not proof of your claim, user.

As a Virginian, you are full of shit you stupid, bossy kike.

We lad, I didn't see anyone give a shit about him in Loudoun County, so you're fucked.

I'll give you a (you). Because he gets his information from other individuals and through emails. He and his workers go through everything to make sure it is accurate. He doesn't release bullshit.

>Trolling other posters, derailing discussion

Do you not know how to get past the panda? Someone as foolish and worthless as you barely even deserves to lick my feet. Let alone be my personal play thing. You're lucky I feel generous enough to have you as my pet.

Have you ever lived in Virginia?

If not, how could you ever even begin to understand what the political situation is?

Yeah, actually cutting corporate taxes down to 15% in the naive hope that businesses will hire, and cutting taxes across the board in the naive hope that people will stimulate the economy is the very definition of Trickle Down Economics, so no.

Try that again.

Since I've no OC to offer, consider that my gift to you.

Cite what? History?

Clinton was a US Senator and the Secretary of State. That's more qualifications than practically anyone in DC.

trolling is not permitted here at Cred Forums

take your offensive comments back to Cred Forums

But he is also cutting takes for the poor to nothing.

Yeah amusing. Not really.

So you can't actually address any of the points.
Surprising.

No it isn't

Holding a job =/= competence

Trolling me is not discussing politics, either.

You didn't deny what the guy said...

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I'm erring on the side of caution here and it's still a landslide. I can't stress this enough.

Dems: Consider "the first black president" compared to "literal criminal who collapses and coughs with a KKK idol", alongside an acknolwedged shitshow from the last 8 years of power. How do you think the turnout will be affected?

Reps: There's no point even pointing out the obvious, we all bear witness to the endless Trumptrain and positivity amongst Reps. He's the hope for America that Ron Paul was in '08, except with an almost religious zeal. And how will this affect turnout?

10% is actually feasible, and as you can see in this pic, he walks away with 42 states... Almost taking California. This is JUST by turnout.

The 20% mark is extremely unlikely, but you aren't crazy for pondering the possibility, given the amount of distressed Dem voters out there.

Trolling is not permitted at pol..... makes a name called Donald Trump not fit to be president and responds to every single post with. WHERE YOUR PROOF BRAH? Oooook

How about no, and that you need to prove to me that Trump is going to take Virginia.

You are also trolling, and not addressing the points being made.

Go back to Cred Forums

Colin Powell confirmed his emails were real.

Make sure you guys get out on election day and make it a reality.

>kike

trolling other posters here is not permitted

when you can actually discuss politics, get back to me

Why isn't the burden of proof that Kaine will clinch Virgnia on you then?

>PROOFS I NEED PROOFS
Go fuck your beta boyfriend roastie

Yeah well nobody cares about your anecdotal information, user. You should know that by now.

Because you say so. That isn't proof that Assange is legit.

Yeah well nobody cares about your anecdotal autism, user. You should know that by now.

If it's so obvious, then you should have no problem posting a reliable poll that shows Trump will take Virginia. Otherwise I don't care.

You live in a bubble.

New bread?

Sivis, I didn't know you used Cred Forums?

Here you go

axiomstrategies.com/abc/loudoun/
axiomstrategies.com/abc/loudoun/
axiomstrategies.com/abc/loudoun/
axiomstrategies.com/abc/loudoun/

Yeah but the trickle-down part comes from cutting taxes to the rich and big business.

The hope is that they'll use the savings to create jobs and stimulate the economy, and history shows that isn't necessarily true at all, that the rich/business just sit on tax cuts.

It's naive of Trump to believe they will work.
Ask Sam Brownback how well tax cuts worked out for Kansas.

buuhuuu

kike is upset bad goyim aren't submitting to kikery

>they do want some path to amnesty for people who have been here 20 years...10 years... 5 years.

Jesus Christ, look how fast that escalates. This is why no amnesty, ever, without them leaving can be considered.

You're welcome to show me where Clinton was fired or even severely reprimanded for incompetence as a Senator or the Secretary of State.

You can't.

g-goyim I demand you submit to my kikery this instant!

It was so cringe I didn't even want to go there.

Posters that refuse to address points and distract with stupid crap like that aren't worth being taken seriously.

Freshman here. Getting a double major in English and History with a minor in Creative Writing. People at this school are cucks.

nu bred when?

Donald Trump is not fit to be President.

He is bellicose, unstable, insulting and has no idea how to conduct business in government.

It's truly staggering as to why he's even polling in single digits.

based flynn

SecDef Flynn

Colin Powell is irrelevant to this discussion in any way.

>trolling other posters

k

Can someone bake another bread?

>axiomstrategies.com

never heard of it.

Post something from Reuters or some other reputable polling outfit.

I'm thinking you can't.

hillary still gets away with too much, not too less. Trump doesn't care about her carefully created plausible deniability

>You seem to think that Clinton is magically going to be charged with something.
Oh no. I don't think that.

>trolling other posters

go away if you can't discuss actual issues

RARE PEPE