I'm too drunk to go anywhere so I'm on Cred Forums

I am also drunk

I was hoping to fuck my wife when she got home, but I don't think my dick is going to work

It's almost my bedtime, I couldn't be out this late, mom would freak

>drunk
>too broke to go anywhere
>friends are either too busy or too drunk to do anything as well

With my dudes getting drunk and watching shitty YouTube comedy, because everything is funnier when drunk.

I gave up on all my friends because they were the crabs in the bucket. I'm trying to do better in school so I just kick back and do homework/work ahead. Also I got work. Tbh it's pretty shit, but at the same time, everyone I know at my college has their own lives, and it's harder to make friends at this point in time than any other time. Everyone's at a fork in the road in their life, and they're making decisions on what's best for them, or they're completely fucking their shit up. Either way, I'm not in any of their future plans, and neither are they in mine. It is what it is, but I've spent enough time by myself that I've learned to enjoy it more than being intimate with another person.

But that's for another day.

Please understand I hide threads that start with degenerate pornography, and I will be hiding this one

>in b4 that's 'art'

I'm too high to go out. Way too high.

Maybe I should get drunk too?

I wish there was a virtual place to get drunk with people online, like a digital bar.

sort of like team speak + video chat + layout like sococo

I just got to the cabin in up north Michigan, everyone was already passed out drunk when I got here. Im sitting by the bonfire by myself having a couple beers to unwind from the drive.

too apathic atm

who cares what you do faggot, youre no snowflake.

is this leddit?

Mark you fucker. Sorry I missed Michigan this year.

>pornography

you mormon or something ? well what ever god you pray to,kill you self to meet him sooner

MOTHER FUCKER GET UP AND DANCE!!!!

I withdrew from public life 4 years ago

I usually wait until about 9:30 to go out.

Because I have marijuana and GHB and the liberal media is going crazy right now.

agreed.

movie night anyone?

I'm home because i'm on Tinder trying get the low self-esteem fatties to come over and buff my balls.

The moon is giving off quite the reflection on the river, not a cloud in the sky and its light up all the stars in the sky.

Going to kill my liver on the river tomorrow.

I have community service (cal trans) tmrw at 6 am. I've had a whole year to complete 10 days and its due October 7th and I don't want to go to jail. Also my gf left me and I realized all my mates are shitty as fuck so I just save my money and look up food recipes to cook

It's almost 4am. Also I work nightshift on weekdays so this is midday for me. I shitpost while the normies sleep.

Because I'm reading this book:

prometheism.net/library/jewishsupremacism.pdf

OP.

Dont worry, I just made this idea. Would people come if I made a digital bar?

I'd rather be browsing Cred Forums than getting hammered with everyone else on my hall.

Drank 6 oak ate 8 oak chill

Same here senpai

friday and saturday are the shittiest nights to go out

No joke was just about to make this tread.
>tfw there is nothing better to do

I'm at some qt's house listening to music. It's comfy

I'm on acid in my room wondering why I'm single

This always pisses me off..

Here is another idea. Make a vr bar, put a tag on your drink so you can see it in vr, and then you get an environment where you can chat and feel like your in a bar, but your safe and sound at home drinking your own shit for way cheaper. Have I eaten too many edibles and drank too much Jameson or is this a good idea?

I have kids. Why don't you have kids?

S-staying in for MDE Presents: World Peace, haha

[spoiler]no friends[/spoiler]

Waiting for my wife to come home and peg me. Having a few 7 and 7s to help relax my butthole while watching Civil War.

>Fuck er' right in the pussy

because every time i go out i always regret it because i' disappointed in the calibur of people that i meet

plus i live in a liberal shit hole where all the women are feminist whores and i'm not the tinder type of person so even though i'm outgoing and like being around people, i don't relate to anyone my own age anymore

Could make ai bitches also, play drinking games, see who has the shittiest one liners on girls

Pretty much the same reason as you. Fridays are my designated get shitfaced nights, and I don't drink and drive like a degenerate. Plus the moon is doing fancy stuff tonight, so I'm taking pics.

I have work in the morning

>too drunk to go anywhere

That is like, literally the reason bars exist you anti-social faggot.

You are literally taking all the fun out of drinking