75% 20yo Japanse boy have never had gf

Bars, your willy will be exhausted after a week.

Wing ching chong

Gonna go there for the rugby world cup. Probably be there on my tod as no one else i know can find the time or cash or interest to go?

How do you pull them? They dont speaky engrish.

Life is hard mode everywhere when you are autistic. I am 99% sure the reason you never had a gf is because you never tried to get one. I could get a gf right now by going on Facebook and asking some random Facebook friend to go out with me so we could catch up and talk about stupid shit. If we got along, I'd ask her to go out again and eventually we'd be dating. It's really easy.

Fpbp
Also you guys really fell off after the 80's
But anime has become a huge cultural thing in Japan and there really isn't anything that has come up in the proper time period with such a massive adoption by the mainstream

I'm 27 and I never had one.

>tod
What?

>be me
>have gf
>want her to hang out with me and my friends
>call her to hang out with us a bunch past few weeks
>"omg, user, you know i have to work really hard" (she's a paralegal and uber driver so has to usually work weekends)
>hang out with my friends tonight
>don't call her until i get home from the bar
>"omg, user, thanks for inviting me!!!!"

girlfriend's are impossible no matter what. just save your money and fuck hookers.

thats vietnamese u memelord
also, checked

we should stick together nippan. help each other.

>Any tips on getting laid there?
be white

Tod: on my own

Unless i join some club trip

>rugby world cup
Why even waste the money?
Wales is just going to rape your shit and win

How acceptable is this in Korea?

I know that girl would get shot in Japan.

because they're losers

i lived in japan for 5 years. i'm not even white and the jap girls are so fucking easy even though japs are racist as fuck

That's because all your women act like nigger slags and are into that culture
Sad considering they're such babes

what's the gay scene like in japan?

>fuck hookers

Can only recall two out of dozens of whores ive fucked that were a better shag then the gf. One was french and the other a total nypho who was slapping my willy in between shags.

Lot of Japs are a bit naive about dating and even if you go on tinder dates some might think you just want to be friends

>uber driver
She's cheating on you
Über drivers get fucked like no tomorrow
Chicks fuck their drivers and not even as payment
Female drivers get good looking dudes throwing themselves at their feet constantly

The Jews really fucked you guys over with anime huh?

Be a man. Your ancestors came up with fucking Bushido n sheit, why the fuck can't you follow it now?

The reason 75% of 20 year olds in Japan haven't had girlfriends is because they'd rather sit at home and jerk it to their animus.

Get outside, workout, join a Japanese sport, work on your social skills, start acting like you're not some effeminate faggot.

If all that fails, then when you're 50 and alone you can at least commit Sudoku for failing your families genes or something

It's all about effort, that's why the West (and it's men) have been so successful.

>that video
Lucky the girl is ugly as shit. In truth though in my country, the hottest Asian girls are always, ALWAYS with Asian guys and very rarely go for white guys.

>the memories still hurt

Nah, we'd stuff em now we have a actual coach and not a PE teacher

>tfw Japanese girls dig tall white man

But there are no Chads in Japan

Just a lot of lonely, horny qt girls. You have nothing to complain about

And what do you get out of it Serbian friend? Sex?

The reason I have no GF it because it's literally impossible to find a "STEM" girl that has interest in science, games, being rational and so on...

So all the girls I've seen are basically like walking vagina toys for men. Most of my friends have GFs and most of them keep them way away from the boys. It's like they're living double lives...

I wish I was gay it but I find dicks disgusting and hairy bodies disgusting as fuck.

So what do you talk about with your girls? At some point you get to know eachother... and then what od you talk about?

Great. So not only are you going be faining interest in their broken engrish and stupid nonsense and cute mannerisms but you might not even get you willy wet for all the trouble.

>Be me
>20 year old like you
>Ha many potential GF's but all went for chad tier
BFs
>Tried for long distance but nothing came of it.

It's something other than demographics user.

I heard that a lot of Jap girls will pretend to date westerners just so they can practice their English skills.

Why whats the point?

Go outside where they live in a concrete jungle of 22 million people. They dress up like this IRL because they want to feel unique different from the other 22 million in Tokyo.

So you get a girlfriend and what then? Live with her in a 65m2 apartment? Raise your kids there? A normal apartment costs 50% of your salaries...

>be kid in japan
>wake up 6:00 Monday to Saturday
>go to school
>after school go to clubs
>after clubs go to cram school
>after cram school go home eat dinner
>after dinner do homework til midnight

Thais do that.

Nah cunt
I definitely applaud getting an actual coach bit you still can't win, Wales will win if Zealand can stop pumping their island niggers full of steroids
>Mfw England will never with a football world cup because all the best gaffers on the island are Scots

日本の女の人が大好きです
t. ホワイトピッグ

That was in till 15 years old. I stayed almost every day at school till 16 or even 18 doing all kinds of clubs and extra curricular activities.

Then I got the broadband internet... and all changed.

Who gives a shit about wendyball? Its for normies and has been shit to watch since the spics got tackling banned

they pretended pretty well on my cock

OP never posts again...

Shit. She is really committed to that lie then. Considering she paid over $1000 for a round trip to come see me.

To be honest, the first reason I started dating her was because I wanted to practice Japanese. So fair is fair.

Mate for some reason the guys in your country give a whole new definition to the word beta male. Maybe they should be classes there to get guys and girls socialise with each other.

Western women are so much worse it's not funny, feminism has gone full retard over here and is effectively destroying over society while we get overrun by shitskins.

You have a point

It's both the men and women in Japan that find dating too much of a hassle.

I got bad news for you homey....unless your a cut fighter you don't stand a chance

If you are looking for a "STEM" girl then you are probably going to keep looking without ever finding one. I've found myself having the same problem. The only thing you can do is lower your standards. Most girls I've met are... exactly the opposite of what you described. I want a gamer girl who likes books and philosophy too, you know?

Alas, life rarely gives us what we want. Most of my friends who have gf's could be said to be living double lives too. The same could be said for me, I suppose. Girlfriends and regular friends don't mix.

As for what we talk about, I ask them about their interests and hobbies, how their day was. We talk about the shows they like and why they like them. They talk about themselves basically. I say a few things about myself too but mostly that. It's why I broke up with my first gf. I disliked going out with her and prefered my books and games and anime. I was young and stupid then (15 then 20 now). She was a childhood friend too...

I have things I like doing more then dating but I do want to have a family someday so I put up with it. My current girlfriend is obsessed with art. She reads artist biographies and novels. She researches various art styles and draws a lot. Not bad hobbies all things considered. She's really pretty too. See the picture?

Honestly, best neighbour, I don't really have any advice for you. You sound a lot like me so it's a pity. I have family in Croatia actually. In Ogulin. You can try lowering your standards or keep trying to find that one girl. I don't know if Croatia has anything like Japanizam (think anime festival) but if it does that's the best place to find "unusual" girls.

Same.

>Korea being friends with Japan or China
Shit the biggest reason the Koreas and Jap's are being all friendly now is just because of the US, take us out of the equation and Japan (or China) would just say fuck it and invade Korea like it's 1592

I dated a Japanese girl when I was in Japan, made her wear plush deer antlers during sex (hot as fuck), and redpilled her in small doses.

According to her, the common Japanese man needs to improve upon these key points:

A. Self Confidence is too low (do not fake it by dressing like a westerner and dying your hair blonde, have actual confidence)
B. Height (sorry, skip to step C.)
C. Muscle/Fat ratio (/fit/ can help you, stop being so soft and squishy)
D. Energy/Interest. Not sure what she meant by this fully, but she gave the impression the average japanese guy is afraid of girls and doesn't want to put in the effort.
E. Don't be ashamed of stuff. Who cares.

If you hit on those points, I guarantee you'll at least get more attention than you do currently.

>20 y/o
hahahahhahahaha

Step the fuck up my man
I'm 22 and am KHV

Your women are not whores. Be proud of this and try to win over a qt with a nice car and home. It's all about security and parental approval for them.

If you were a westerner you'd be happy at first then be pissed when you find out her past or contract an STD...

Stop being a beta male faggot. Walk up to a bitch, assert yourself and no fucking doubt she'll be fucking wet for you. You should hang with the nearest local Yakuza for a little while, those guys will teach you a thing or 2 on fuck'n masculinity! If they catch you jerking it to your 2d harem they'll knock that Samsung outta your damn hand and start beating you until you decided to man up and fight back

>uber drivers have time to get fucked by passengers every night instead of making money
good thing she is a jew or i might have believed you

no shit he is, America is 99% white

>Your women are not whores
I beg to differ. Did you know they have fat whore now over there?

Of fucking course but those whores are not desirable, faggot. American whores are often qt who "just want to have fun" or until they need a real man to take care of Jamal's baby.

In all seriousness though, OP man the fuck up, find a woman, impress her with your masculine charm, don't let her feminine wiles get the best of you, that's a test to see if she can use her sexuality against you. Date a few different girls you like until you find the one you want to squirt your seed into. That last part is important, otherwise the future of Japan is your race slowly dying and the babies in the bellies of Japanese women far and wide will be full of filthy gaijin half breeds who will go forth and aid their fathers in the extinction of your race. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, TOJO? I DON'T THINK SO!!! SO GET OUT THERE, COURT SOME BITCHES AND FIND THE ONE YOU WANNA IMPREGNATE.
The survival of your people DEPENDS ON IT

>Your women are not whores
youtube.com/watch?v=ENscSDOsodE

>Wales
kek

...

Have you tried steroids? I am totally serious

Of course the American would say that.

What Japs lack is testosterone. The quickest & most effective fix is to just inject it

Women wear "intelligence" like an accessory and all those "interests" are for the most part superficial. It's a merit badge in "cultured" for a woman to read literature, but she won't analyse or internalize their message.

A deluded smart girl is a pain in the ass to date. Find yourself a grounded woman m8

I read that as "maybe i could get GF if i wore Sweater"

Wear a sweater OP and tell us if it works

They can have my money and long as they take my Semen along with it.......Facially, Orally, Vaginally and Anally.....

>Ze Uaaru

Somehow I think you would Feel Differently if that was a Japanese Man and a Korean Woman.

c applies to asians in general

maybe its their diet? although they never get burger sized and remain skinny, they are usually skinny fat.

>>Ze Uaaru
no

You'd definitely get her if you were a Westerner
But alas you are small dicked chinaman with no hope and a pillow to fuck

Asian Girls are just as vapid and stupid as Western women but they are open and honest about it. Thats why You find them appealing.

So essentially with Asian girls its "Bring home money and i will cook clean and look pretty for you" and I think Most men are fine with that once they accept the fact that Women as a gender are not and have never been our moral and intellectual equals.

Im sure many of you Forever-Alones wish women were Intelligent and compassionate and could really love and appreciate you for who you are instead of what you have but The reality is that women are just empty souless cumdumpsters and always have been and the men who figure that out and make their peace with it are the ones that get laid and reproduce.

You call them AlphaChads but I just call them WOKED.jpg

>waa*

T. weaaboo

it's not ze either you retard

Isn't that all wimmenz?

>75% 20yo Japanse boy have never had gf
DAS RITE
CAUSE WHITE BOI BE TAKEN DEM WOMENZ

Don't give up Nipponbro.

Be confident and make the first move, that's the thing about bitches. They can smell/sense weakness, you need to psychologically break yourself until you realize getting rejected doesn't matter.

Once you can fake confidence you'll be able to pick up girls. You'll fail 9 times out of 10 at first, but it's all a numbers game. If you attempt to pick up 30 chicks, and only get 3, well that's still 3 women you have on the line.

Don't give up, we need strong families to propagate non degenerate culture in all nations/peoples. Don't forget who the real (((enemy))) is.

When they Lift and Put protein in their diet Asians can get fucking jacked so that really is not an excuse.

Also due to their metabolism and genes Asian men can get muscle without having to worry about certain areas getting overly fat like the gut for instance.

Us white men have to do Cardio and leg days partially for leg muscle but the Main reason is to burn belly fat so the abbs are more defined that is the real reason we do leg day.

I went to Japan for a semester, I'm half white and still managed to get hit on and talked to a lot. This whole asians love white men meme's gotta stop. All you gotta do is talk to them.

Who realistically has any confidence left after all those rejections?

>got attention from japanese girls because hes half white
>jap girls dont like white guys its a myth.

wonder how much attention you would have received if there was a full blooded aryan standing next to you at all times.

>japanizam
More like degeneristicki pederizam, cuo da svakakve spodobe idu tamo

red light district in fukushima, its as degenerate as the USA gay scene just less AIDS, culturally everyone is in the closet they even hire fake wives

Being chad and being woke are two different things

You can be a player and still not catch a red flag and have your heart broken, you can be a shy shutin but have a very complex understanding of women

Chads get cheated on. Chads have faults and flaws that can cause them to overlook a potential hazard.

Thank you based NTR

Why is Mr Egg roll dressed like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, and Nissan like Fuu from samurai champloo?

Rare

And you just have to keep going too bro. We're all going to make it. You only need to find 1 good woman to start a family and raise your children right.

The world will be a better place if men of all nations strive to better their country/people. We need to build each other up so that every nation has a home that they can truly call theirs.

Don't give up Senegalbro

Kek, if we ever raid asianmasculinity that'll be the image.

>1 post by this ID
>implying he's actually japanese
>people falling for this b8

I gave up years ago, and I'm not from senegal, just here for crypto-imperialism. You keep on cheering others though, cute leaf.

>bro just fake confidence lol its not like chicks get completely dry if they ever detect a hint of a lack of self confidence or anything like that
>lmao dude just pretend to have a radically different perspective on life and feelings 100% of the time you're around her for the entire time you're dating, no biggie

It's the name of the game. That's why I said you have to break yourself mentally. Once you realize what women truly are, and you get over the natural hate you will feel for them you can easily act like a sociopath around them.

Since this is a shitposting thread I might as well ask

Why does everyone here assume all Jap anons are English teachers?

Why does everyone here shit on English teachers? (not just Japan based ones btw)

>chads get cheated on

how do you cheat on a man that fucked you a few times and then tossed you like trash?

also chads follow a p[predictable pattern. They fuck as many women as they can in their youth and get it out of their system and hopefully have bastard children that beta cucks are forced to raise and then they sttle down with a hot wife with reasonably low maintanence for the long haul of raising a family

they have zero delusions about the opposite sex they remember all the whores they fucked when they were young and know that the woman they wifes is only different in so far as her partner count might be lower

this, you want to be like Christian Bale in American Psycho.

How do I get my taiwanese gf to have bigger tits and lose some flab

Though rare, why are big titted asians so attractive.

You fuckers haven't been crushed by alimony and child support. Permanently associating yourself with a woman is like playing russian roulette with half the chambers filled nowadays.

Think economically. I sincerely believe that all marriages should be politically driven and in the best interest of both families. A person should always place more loyalty in their parents than their spouse, and they should raise their children to love and support both families and be part of a greater union/tribe/community/whatever.

This belief that your soul mate exists somewhere on this earth is bullshit and that idea needs to die before our institutions and values go the way of the dodo.

Really, the best way you can be happy is by generating enough wealth to support a family. Thats on you and no one else. Its tough, but doable. I had to learn this on my second go-around, I hope you all listen.

RARE
A
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Look dude I'm doing an intense degree, I am studying 6 hours a lot of days, sometimes more. I literally do not have the time or energy to play these high school games with chicks who don't even know what they want half the time

If a redpilled qt appears in my life one day lime a harem anime, so be it.but barring any miracles, I have shit to do that doesn't invoke PUA bullshit

you sound like a woman kek

We don't shit on English teachers per se, it's just that they usually pretend to be Nips, which is pretty annoying.
And there are barely any Nips who know English well. That's why legit posters are so rare.

DEM NIPPLES

It's not that way in the US. Lots of college campuses swarming with hot asian girls and they all date white guys. Meanwhile the poor asian lads can't get laid.

I feel bad for them. Their women will upgrade the first chance they get.

You answered your question, because its rare. Same thing for Asians with big booties. Its so rare but when you see it your jaws on the floor

It's not a high school game. It's simply actually internalizing and understanding that all women are whores. Just varying degrees of whore.

And once again its not about PUA shit, it's about not giving a fuck.

>tfw asian manlet
>tfw never get an asian girlfriend because they would rather be with white
>tfw will only get an asian girlfriend if she's 30 years old and gone through 10 miles of white/black/mexican cock before deciding that she needs a meal ticket
>tfw would rather spend my 100k/yr salary on myself

You're basically a younger me.

When you are close to graduating start scrolling through dating profiles hundreds a day, make sure to have a ridiculous list of standards and only message a few women.

Worked for me, found someone who was similarly inexperienced with relationships and married.

>blaming others because you are retarded.

But whatever, most people are socialized to avoid actually communicating about how they are doing in a relationship so I can't really blame you.

Social engineering user. Same thing that has been created in western country's with the social justice warriors.

Literally. Go get a gun, put it in your mouth, and shoot your goddamn brains out.

Please.

you should be out trolling for chicks constantly as soon as you can drive. shenanigans ensue.

youtube.com/watch?v=r9RUoExrTsg

You from Wichita Falls or did you just pull that from Google? Asking because I live in Wichita Falls.

I'm extremely skeptical of online dating

That's weird but I heard the same is in Canada.

Maybe it's only the Westernised Asian chicks who go for white guys?

here is one I meant to post.

youtube.com/watch?v=-PQW0-8vwLg

You have to stop letting Aryan sex Gods into your country

I don't know. SK doesn't like NK nor does it like China. I think the same can be said for Japan. As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

girl looks chinese to me.

don't think she's Japanese

also your country was the first to invent the word "hikikomori" for a reason

They're white coalburners from being westernized

oh well, guess were next.

video games and porn is significantly better than dealing with a "strong, independent woman," it's not hard to figure out why.

>going to clubs
>having friends with similar interests
>most of your classmates are serious about school and not stupid asshats who think that being popular in highschool is more important
>Japanese food

sounds pretty cherry to me senpai

not sure why you had to point that out

literally no one thinks otherwise
ofc we're 99% white

Is dating a Japanese girl anything like dating a Korean?

Korean women don't understand the concept of exclusivity and dating. They have several boyfreinds at once. And they're free and single to date anyone they want until you propose to them.

>gf

ded meme

Is your flag Ecuador? Looks pretty dark.

asian women are the ones leaving their native homes in droves to live in successful white countries for white dick and white mens money

there are practically no white women moving to africa for the BBC

asians are getting cucked harder than anyone else in all of human history

>WHITE PIGGU GO HOME

lol ok, your women come to live with us for a better life anyway

its even funnier that probably just as many males migrate, yet they dont even go for them anymore usually because they can get the BWC

idk, I can't go a day without being dragged out to the club our some function.

This is the case most of the time

Every girl I know that ends up with a white boyfriend are either SJW or just plain ugly

And it's with a fucking nu male

>nigger the post

>this many replies
everyone who didn't sage is cancer

I want to sit, and not do anything. lol

>implying squinty woman are any less opportunistic than the others

Go away

>failure beta
>have to cherry pick

This shows the heights of your hypocrisy

I hope the media destroys Cred Forums

I feel for you homie, being a Westerner wouldn't help because most Western chicks know Asian men have small penises. Start with a penis pump and then work on your game.

Sauce please.

you beta, not wanted here

>small penis meme
The heights of Cred Forums's ignorance exposed

You step it up senpai. 25 here.

>Eternally ass-blasted jungle asian

Don't you have a plane to find? This is a white man's board of peace.

I was like you, dragged out to bars, clubs, parties until I recognized they are just places slutty women go to hook up. I think those women are trashy and unattractive and make extremely poor choices. I go to parties still sometimes to actually hang out with friends instead of risking the downward spiral these women will pull you into. I am a wise virgin lucky enough to experience how truly ugly these sloots are on the inside because my brother would bring a different sloot home every week and bang them for hours on end when we were in high school. These women are hard to point out at first because they act innocent while hiding the fact they have sat on multiple dicks and guzzled gallons of cum.

If you've seen the things I've seen, you'd fucking run miles away from them. It's fun to read the facebooks of these sloots my brother banged all the time because they claim to have stayed virgins when they married and I just sit back and laugh at the malicious lies all these women tell daily. Those poor guys don't even know how actually slutty their wives were and it's the most entertainment I've ever experienced.

You're Asian, naturally you're offended.

>Get degree
>Get financial stability and success
>Then start hitting up the class of 2019 on tinder and okcupid

Once you realize that until you have things going for you, or at least visible drive if you're an artzy type, you aren't worth jack shit in the eyes of a post Highschool relationship then things get easier. Men age like wine. Women age like milk. Half your age plus 8 m8.

BUTTMAD LEAFKEK

Naturally Blacks have the biggest dicks because Cred Forums loves phony statistics

60%*

It is filled with nu males amongst the younger generation

There's a reason stereotypes exist, much to the chagrin of many.

>getting this triggered by a b8 thread

You have to go back to /asianmasculinity/

So blacks have large penis?

Not when I was raped against my will by one

You have to go back to sucking dicks

>be 22
>be tall and blonde
>have a job that pays ok
>people other than my mom tell me i look good all the time
>be a shut-in completely unable to interact with society
>spend all time after work learning digital art
>too antisocial to have internet friends, even Cred Forums fags told me to fuck off.

Perhaps i wasnt't born for all that gf stuff.

well you guys have vr waifus now. degenerate but it's better than nothing i suppose?

Maybe your anus has been stretched.

>Not when I was raped against my will by one
>raped against my will

wew lad, how do you get raped willingly?

>I was raped by a nigger

Does rape feel good?

IT WASNT

Now my boipucci is not pure because of a small black penis

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

Rapeplay?

Not when it is a black guy choking you and shoving it in and out of your butt

Well, it is kinda funny.

Dokdo was created by the Jews as a D&C tactic

So are all the 20 year old jap girls dating the same 25%? Or are they all dating older men?

So are you the roleplaying malay autist who's always on here? pic related.

Please stop and think about my feelings

I feel like a dirty dirty slut now

>Energy/Interest. Not sure what she meant by this fully, but she gave the impression the average japanese guy is afraid of girls and doesn't want to put in the effort.
This could be a way of saying the Asians have lower testosterone.

Are you implying that you wanna fug me?

3D gfs are degenerate anyway, they spread nothing but genital herpes, AIDS and all kinds of other diseases. They're extremely dumb, void and hedonistic. Overally, they're absolutely disgusting and shit human beans.

>government is banning porn
>justification is "go outside and find a gf"
>been going "outside" for 7 years now
>bars and clubs are sausage fests
>fri/sat nights always end with me talking with a random drunk dude about inane boring shit at bar stall
>alcohol is so expensive you have to waste 2 days worth of salary just to get nominally drunk
>bouncers tell you to fuck off if you come pre-drunk

HELP

You need commieblocks so people can move out of their parents houses.

Then you need to come up with parent+child idol events. Don't have a kid? No entrance.

Im part of those statistics in Australia

No, traps are disgusting. It's good to see the same malay autist here though.

This guy knows whats up

You probably masturbate to me

Sweden, no. We have commieblocks and doesn't lower housing prices at all. You just get a torrent of rural doofuses moving into cities with their extended families, both overfilling schools/clinics and crippling the countryside. So no no no no no, commieblocks are not a solution, but a problem themselves. Limitchik don't send their best either - they drive up crime rates significantly.

How do you masturbate to autistic text?

So you do?

What a naughty boy

So you are the same autist as before. Tell me why does getting bullied by white people online interest you so much?

Because I love you

>Jamal's baby
>whore
most whores almost exclusively cater to non-blacks.

Sorry, we both know Chinese people are incapable of love.

holy shit you the same salty Malaysian that always gets angry and shill that shitty Cred Forums comic?

Yes it's me

And I am gay

lifes funny.

I am gonna kiss you now

Chuu

Don't worry m8, no one respects nu males.

Why are you such a fucking faggot? I'm going to fly over and shitpost your women until my balls are dry.

Please respect my comic and support me

patreon.com/christchan

you spend all this time catching one. Then you realize, shit this is a lot of work.

>maybe I could get gf if I were westerer

True

I heard our NEETs in Japan can fuck as they want and behave like if they were Chad.

WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?!?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Become a sucker of dicks.

How can you be a faggot and a Christian. Is this why you turned your other ass cheek to the black guy?

>Genesis 19:5
>Romans 1:26–27
>1 Corinthians 6:9–11
>1 Timothy 1:10
>Jude 1:7

I am gonna ride his dick Ahhh...haaahh....yeesssss

Because I ain't one :^)

Now can we get to rubbing dicks?

Daoism fucked their morality out of existence

They are ice-cold to strangers in China. Pic related, a Chinese woman is drowning in China and Uruguayan has to save her while they just watch her drown.

Sure, cut it off and mail it to Canada.

There's a billion of the fuckers. Why would they care if one of them dies?

Haaahh....aaahhhh...your penis feels so warm honey

it is literally like Polan+Germoney

ve friends nao

[heavy coughing with green projectiles]

youtube.com/watch?v=jjoqwJdtdKc

>warm

Jokes on you, I'm in Canada in September.

You don't actually want a gf, user. You want a sex robot. When you are ready to deal with women as actual people and not as some checklist of things you want, you'll be up to having an actual gf.

MUH DIC

...

And we are in bed naked together and rubbing dicks

Virgins over 18 should be gassed

Is that how gays in Asia have sex? Scissoring? You're not helping those penis stereotypes.

Why are you so impatient? Can't handle a bit of foreplay

Move to the west and fuck islamic women who convert/fled their homes.

I met a fucking lot Japanese-arab people these days.

Seems that they like non-assertive men.

At least you are cuckolding the goatfucker Hirohito.

Isn't that because you guys like repress sexuality and shit? That's what conservatism gets ya folks. Who is this qt by the way?

ITT: lemon juicers

>slightly better than oil drillers, but still degenerate

I thought Malaysia was a muslim country, is there someone I can report you to? pic related.

Hush now

There's only you and me having sex now

When did I get on /h/?

hapa girls>all

Why can't you be a girl...

it makes me so sad to think that there is a cute neet japanese qt out there that I could make happy and who would make me happy, but, we will never meet.

surprise victory sex is not rape

> I know, it is just a social construct

youtube.com/watch?v=DNZ30WxvQkk

>what is the battle of shiroyama
>what is the WW2 Pacific conflict
The japs killed off their only manliness or got them killed

I could be if you support my comic

>paying for this

Why?

Fucking Christ Almighty.
So it's the same over the east.

>go to club, drink costs 7 EUR
>it's watered down vodka with orange juice
>can barely taste vodka
>just some slags, who have come out for "gurlz night only"
>music is too loud

> she is still alive
> they do not give a fuck

Lad, there was a chink who ran over a boy, got out of the van, looked at the kid and left. He was ten minutes from the hospital but died anyway.

baka.com.au/world/is-there-a-conscience-there-chinese-boy-hit-by-minibus-ignored-by-passersby-20121213-2bddr

Can you draw as good as me?

I have patreons willing to fuck me and you refuse me

I am hot and cute than most girls

Cram schools are just a hoax.
You sit there doing nothing and playing with your phone while acting productive. Once in a while a teacher comes to check.

And it's all for the chance of getting an STD from some vile club-slut. This is why I don't even bother going out anymore, except for work and groceries. I would try to find a girl at a library or something, but I'd probably be arrested for stalking and attempted rape.

No need to get angry user. Post some pictures then.

It's not that they're soulless.
It's that they have fucked up laws.
A Chinese person told me that there was a famous incident where someone was injured or collapsed and a person came to their aid.
The injured person then sued them, AND WON, for their hospital bills, maybe more.
Now everbody is afraid to help

60% is just the official figure so it's even less

All this bbc-tier muh dicking in this thread sorta makes me feel sorta glad that European and Americas' demographics are getting cucked by homosexuality, SJWs, Muslims, Africans, and their own government. Still, in the end, all this hedonistic miscegenation is only putting more nails in the coffin.

>In 2006, a Nanjing man who escorted an elderly woman to the hospital after she broke her leg was ordered to pay 40 per cent of the woman’s medical bill. The rationale: It was inconceivable that the man would go to such lengths to help the woman if he wasn’t somehow responsible for her injury.
thestar.com/news/world/2011/10/18/did_chinese_laws_keep_strangers_from_helping_toddler_hit_by_truck.html

MUH money, MUH free market, MUH MUH MUH

fuck you

It's bullshit but still an option if you are/look fit or can make a good image of yourself. You're still 100 percent better off going out in person and meeting chicks.

Not to mention the flakes...if shes good looking especially.

Do you actually try to get laid or do you just sit at home all day and fap to hentai?

I'm serious

This is what I would do if I was Japanese
>Be whale hunter
>20 years old
>Realize a lot of pussy isn't being fucked
>Ask every woman to fuck
>They all say yes
>Fuck like crazy
>Those girls tell their girlfriend's that there's a real man in town that actually fucks women
>Fuck even more pussy until there's a lake of pussy juice in my bed
>Drown to death in the wet abyss like an honorable whale hunter should

i plan to go to the japan olympics in 2020 so i've got 4 years to make myself irresistible to all those japanese women

maybe if i moved to Japan I'd feel normal?

It only gets slightly easier.

>tfw no qt tomboy gf

If you stop watching anime and stop playing your retarded JRPG's you could get gf.

i always wondered, do parents pay for their kids to go to cram school in the us? i never heard of it in the uk, unless you count tutors.

You don't want them

Nice proxy

>anyone who criticizes chinese laws is trying to shill capitalism
Wooooooow there maybe you should slow down, and use an argument

Why do so, so many retarded threads gets 200+ replies on Cred Forums, just because they're about Japan?

>website created for autistic chink cartoon lovers
>Why is a fucking dot so popular?

You de realize your on the subsection of a fucking anime image bored right?

>>fri/sat nights always end with me talking with a random drunk dude about inane boring shit at bar stall
>>alcohol is so expensive you have to waste 2 days worth of salary just to get nominally drunk
>>bouncers tell you to fuck off if you come pre-drunk
You literally have more women than men. Kill yourself.

>any tips on getting laid there?

1) Don't act like a weeb. Act like your culture is the superior one. Like you are "All American" and not trying to be part of their culture at all. They want a foreigner not a Japanese wannabe

2) Compliment them on their good english or anything else they do that makes them feel like they are fitting in with your American style

3) Act like you don't really care about their culture much but don't diss it just don't be a weeb about it. Just politely continue "being American"

Married to a Japanese woman, can confirm

You have to pay me for that

Or fuck me

Why aint you training at rips gym?

Unless you speak nip you have no chance.
If you aren't getting laid in aus with the easy skank puss you also don't stand a chance.
Go to Thailand like all the other lads.

I am buying the plane ticket now.

I want to know that feel

HILLARY WILL DIE BEFORE ELECTIONS

Is that tub flush with the wall?

Sweet pound my sweet sweet boipuss as I draw some porn of us

>implying bucktoothed beady-eyed anglos are white

Same, except for the kissless part. I got drunk at a party and made out with a girl but realized in the morning I couldn't handle going any further. I almost wish it hadn't happened at all.

Does the pain ever go away?

China?

What is this?

...

>he says as hes on the politics subforum of a website about japanese cartoons
I really wonder why

>taste vodka
Drinking from the well?

They are all crazy, and mostly all boring. Personally, I met a crazy but funny and interesting girl still in college. Then I fucked one of her classmates. She was funny, interesting and far less crazy. We started dating. We are still together.
You don't have to marry the girls you'll find. You don't know what will happen.

Do moon girls make you wear condoms?

What is a paralegal

The bathroom looks terrible

Kek. The land of virgin autists.

I am doing Cred Forums a favor my friend

plz be my ai gf

I will gladly fuck the life out of japanese women. They are top tier next to a solid redheaded woman with blue eyes.

You want me to come over and fillem with my baby batter?

Ive been eating alot of peanuts and drinking alot of water.

If they don't want to have sex with you, then yes.

Just like girls that "like to travel"

Pretty much the same here in Scotland

>Porn is legal but shit
>constantly berated for being single
>Go "outside" to bars and clubs, sometimes with friends, sometimes alone
>3:1 ratio of men to women
>Stupid expensive, like £4 a pint
>End up just choking down £1 shots simply to get drunk
>Always end up either telling fat cunts to fuck off cause I'm not desperate, or standing at the bar drunkenly discussing rugby with the bartender
>Currently banned from both nightclubs in town for fighting

Scotland is shit, the women are lower than shit tier and my mates are fantastic 70% of the time, then decide LOL LETS GO GET DRUNK XD and turn into complete cunts

Life is hard for samurai overlords.
If possible, contact Nishimura Tono for guidance.
You must not stay ronin.

Not US but I passed all my courses in HS with 80%+ grades and never had to cram. Not sure about Japan cram school but it sounds like a cultural gimmick to show your a good parent.

Read the way of the samurai by yukio mishima and become a samurai.

>75% 20yo Japanse boy have never had gf
Can someone please provide some sauce for this little factoid?

Look at all that mold under the window, ew.

Its ok Nippon. you can always Cum in Mum

20% of white men haven't had sex here
40% have had less than 5 parnters

So its not as bad but it still
Sucks to be white

This is the same in all non-European countries.

When I went to the US I got swarmed by American women (not the fat ones though), by being an "arrogant European".

>my grandmother was Austrian
>Im originally from Austria
>Sound of music
>Sorry for American culture, were not as sophisticated

Got me laid like crazy.

Inferior countries always have women preferring men from superior ones.

White dick is to the Jap girl what BBC is to the White girl.

Probably because all the big dicked white men are taking all your cute girls
I will be doing my part when I return to Osaka next year

it looks like it's free standing

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go to church

some Aussies were sitting at the table next to time at a restaurant last night. Is there some kind of shitpost world tour going on right now?

> see dying infant
> la la la I do not see it because muh money

yeah, it is all because I was brought up as a cuckian

true satanist would fuck that infant ass and sold a kidney on black market which would increase general happiness since he belongs to general and increase GDP which would be great for economy

Dont listen to this fag, went to Japan and got laid the next time by some hot student, honestly feel bad for the jap men... They have 0 testosterone left, thats the issue.

how the FUCK do I get forearms like that?

Cross your arms

She's getting water all over the fucking floor

>We go together, not alone

fuck man, why is this statement reduced to "lmao lets go to the bar together and don't leave me there passed out" when it used be such a powerful statement.

Europe is dead

nah man, he is ripped around his elbows, how do I achieve that manly look