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EVENT SCHEDULE & ARCHIVE
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EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Miami FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/jcbBCCecEtI
>Trump Haitian Townhall in Miami FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/MVLs4O-Dn8E
>Trump Speaks in Washington DC 9/16/16
youtu.be/Xp-pTg2-Js4
>Trump Rally in Laconia, NH 9/15/16
youtu.be/sqkXUJRPKdo
>Trump/Pence Economic Club NY 9/15/16
youtu.be/hmhyK74BRyc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fallon 9/15/16
archive.org/details/TheTonightShow
>Trump on Mornings with Maria 9/16/16
youtu.be/F-xC3ZJ4Ovk
>Don Jr on GMA 9/16/16
youtu.be/q_42WERMMbk
>Trump on Fallon 9/15/16
archive.org/details/TheTonightShow
>Watters World Trump Rally Edition
youtu.be/HIJcadPdvyI
>Trump on Dr Oz (audio) 9/15/16
youtu.be/RocWRZoqbss
>Trump on F&F 9/15/16
youtu.be/0Je1OMsFdCY

ENTERTAINMENT
>VCU Students think Hillary Clinton quotes came from Donald Trump
youtube.com/watch?v=zUksnEaUfGI
>Rachel Maddow Gives Master Class on Pepe The Frog And Donald Trump's Alt (Racist) Right Support
youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y
>Student Asks Bill Clinton "How's Monica?" After Rally
youtube.com/watch?v=bZ2jD5hVl7U
>Trump Enters Miami Rally to “Les Miserables” Theme
youtu.be/0jWfKIaVRvM
>Trump parade in the Villages FL 9/16/16
youtu.be/VThmo08CAWg
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg
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wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21492
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variety.com/2016/tv/news/jimmy-fallon-donald-trump-tonight-twitter-hate-1201863174/
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aryanwisdom.com/contact/
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townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/09/16/trumps-most-brilliant-campaign-move-yet-n2219004
newsmax.com/Newsfront/tv-networks-resent-treatment/2015/11/25/id/703613/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

There was a good page about who the rich people are that are funding Trump's presidential campaign somewhere in this web site:

thezog.info/list-summaries/

This is surreal. I honestly can not believe this orange, fat moron is seriously going to kill the party of Lincoln. I mean the asshole wouldn't even disavow David Duke for God's sake.

TOP

KEK

nymag.com/selectall/2016/09/how-internet-trolls-won-the-2016-presidential-election.html

chim chimney chim chimney chimchim charoo

Second for red Colorado and Nevada

annihilation

/P.o.l. worships this diety

What do you have to say for yourself?

UNT Prof user, what do you teach?

DEAD HILLARY

...

Trump just tweeted.
3 min ago.

Gentlemen, I have a question, a concern if you will. I am firmly in the Trump pocket now, but when he announced his candidacy in 2015, I had a very simple question I asked myself.

>Again?

I've heard this Berenstein universe memery and found it amusing, but I'm worried, because I'm increasingly feeling like I slipped into another timeline sometime between 2012 and 2015. I swear to you, I remember Trump announcing a campaign for the Presidency in the 2012 elections. I remember him treated as a joke, getting nowhere, and withdrawing quickly. It was largely viewed as a publicity stunt. But then 2015 comes along, and no one is bringing this up. No one seems to remember it happening.

At some time between 2012 and 2015, I slipped from a timeline where a Trump candidacy failed to one where it has been gloriously successful. This does explain why it feels that things have been so different in that timeframe. Is anyone from my universe here?

Alright I've found out The Don will be at this house tomorrow in between his Houston and Colorado trip. This is about three miles from me, gonna see what I can see. No doubt there will be protesters.

Clinton campaign caught stealing money from their POOREST donors according to whistleblower

PUSH THIS STORY EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE (((MEDIA))) WILL NOT


>The Hillary for America campaign will overcharge small donors by repeatedly charging small amounts such as $20 to the bankcards of donors who made a one-time donation.

observer.com/2016/09/exclusive-hillary-clinton-campaign-systematically-overcharging-poorest-donors/
archive.is/2nxuI

Don't deport my doggy pls.

Donald Trump’s ridiculous claim that Hillary Clinton started the birther movement
-WashPo May 2016 archive.is/WEl53

VIDEOS:
Former Clinton Manager CONFIRMS Campaign's Coordinator Promoted Birther Controversy youtu.be/Nf8ZWHqMnJk

Morning Joe And Mika REMIND Everyone Who ACTUALLY Began Birtherism youtu.be/vV0TUnGDxeQ

Chris Matthews (2007) reports BHO born in INDONESIA! youtu.be/XwSw9O0agGI

Michelle Obama- Barack Obama's Home Country Kenya youtu.be/6M7Rp_Ghv6k

PROOF Hillary & Chris Matthews FIRST BIRTHERS youtu.be/QgSzm4_beH4


Articles:
Penn Strategy Memo
- The Atlantic March 2007 archive.is/91hBq

Hardball with Chris Matthews
-Transcript December 2007 archive.is/4HnwF

Obama slams smear photo
-Politico February 2008 archive.is/nhKEZ

Obama Gets Dressed
-Slate February 2008 archive.is/iOURF

Clinton: Obama Not Winning Over “Hard-Working Americans, White Americans
-HuffPo May 2008 archive.is/zwaoE

Lawsuit questions Obama’s eligibility for office
-The Washington Times August 2008 archive.is/ua8Z

Clinton told to portray Obama as foreign
-Politico August 2008 archive.is/wdV5Q

Memo could keep Clinton-Obama rift open
-CNN August 2008 archive.is/7LKuO

Meet the Birthers
-MotherJones August 2009 archive.is/FkVAP

The 'Birthers' Began on the Left
-The Daily Beast February 2010 archive.is/36w2L

Birtherism: Where it all began
-Politico April 2011 archive.is/PSeMY

Birther Row Began with Hillary Clinton Supporters
-The Telegraph April 2011 archive.is/cscI9

Hillary Clinton Obstructionist
or Closet Birther
-birthers.org archive.is/Ly8bT

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/777004964409335808

>At the debates
>Hillary starts coughing
>Trump says "What's the matter Hillary, you got a frog in your throat?"

I follow him on kikebook and read his transcripts at lunchtime. There's something about living in Liberal land and rush's daily crushing blows that jive to a rythmic equilibrium in my world.

THE NEW TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
SEPTEMBER 16, 2016

LAST NIGHT
>Trump on Fallon Tonight Show
>Liberals angry at Jimmy Fallon
MORNING
>Kasich says it's "very unlikely" that he'll vote for Trump
>Trump holds media event in his Trump DC Hotel
>media is told, event will cover Trump's current feelings on "birtherism"
>Trump spends vast majority of the event showing off military endorsements
>at the end, says he believes Obama was born in US
>says Hillary started, he ended
>media is massively butthurt about being played
>"journalists" decide to "protest" by erasing tape
>"journalists" vehemently deny that H camp started "birther" rumors
AFTERNOON
>Fraternal Order of Police endorsed Trump
>"What is Aleppo?" Doesn't make it to the debate stage
>while Michelle O is speaking to HRC audience, the crowd chants "4 more years"
EVENING
>Trump holds short townhall in Miami
>Haitians and Cubans praise trump, bash Hillary
>Trump rally in Miami, FL
>AJ Delgado speaks
>Trump comes out to music from "Les Misérables" with a "Les Déplorables" meme as backdrop
>Hillary records Jimmy Fallon appearance
>Jimmy greets her wearing a facemask

Archive with links/citations: sites.google.com/site/trumpnightlynews2/

>having the doggo equivalent of a rat

That fucking madman

THE PARTY OF LINCOLN LOGS IST KAPUT

I still can't tell if insideranon is real or not

Grad student, not full proffesor

I teach Physics

>Donald Trump’s ridiculous claim that Hillary Clinton started the birther movement
>-WashPo May 2016 archive.is/WEl53

He's not. He's LARPing

Now we're the party of Trump

I wish someone would just crap on Kasich already.

no......

How did I do?

Nope. You're just being a retard living in fantasy land, imagining things that never happebed.

That shitty dog is outta here!

>mfw its a Mark Steyn episode

This is his form of "gg" to the media. Madman.

>retweeting an article that talks about just how badly he embarrassed the media

Amazing

He almost did announce, that's accurate. Played around with it and decided to wait.

steyn is hilarious

Most of them are self made businessmen. Not assholes who got rich on other people's suffering like Soros or the various banksters.

thats cool. i was tight with a guy in the physics grad program when i was there

we had a tutoring business called best damn tutoring

WELCOME TO ALL YOU DEPLORABLES!!!

>TRUMP ENTRANCE
youtube.com/watch?v=TEiTKloMgBg

>MOVIE VERSION (MAKE A TRUMP VERSION HAPPEN LADS)
youtu.be/SWzgrmOLxp8

>LES DEPLORABLES ORIGINAL LYRICS

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes.

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing the song of angry men
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the meadows of France!

Do you hear the people sing!
Singing the song of angry men?
It is the music of the people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

(When Tomorrow Comes!)

/r/ Maga hat

WTF I HAVE BECOME A #JOHNSON

I AM RUBBING MY #JILLYBEANS WHILE GRIPPING MY #GUACHEAD

I NOW POLISH MY #HILLARYARTILLARY AND #STUMP4TRUMP

TAKE MY #CRUZMISSILE

WWTTTFFFFFFFFfff

It absolutely blows my fucking mind that mainstream news sources are legitametly talking about a cartoon frog from the Internet. And the fact that the democratic nominee has made official statements about it. Like the dems shill on trump for not being presidential, do they not fucking realize their candidate has legimized a frog as a symbol of white supremacy? The average person sees that and then Trump talking about bringing jobs back and securing our nation. November will be a landslide.

If this doesn't explain TRUMP then i don't know which quote does

Where will everyone go after the election? Will you stay here at Cred Forums or go to other boards?

wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21492

I'll just leave this here

gg no re

You've been shilling this all over for days kys

He LARPed all summer/fall then. That's autistic af.

Sometimes I believe, sometimes I don't.

Nice

Looking back, Hillary's "alt-right" speech was the stupidest fucking move of her campaign yet.

The media gets their marching orders from the Clinton campaign and now the networks are wasting time on it. What do they expect to gain from this? The average voter has no idea what the fuck these idiots are going on about and see Hillary and her surrogates fall deeper into madness.

>tfw trump will never win my state

seattle can suck my dick, northwest secession wehn

fuck isn't it like 1AM over there?

TRUMP SUPPORTERS COMPARE THEMSELVES TO UNRULY ANARCHISTS!

TRUMP CALLS HIS OWN SUPPORTERS DEPLORABLES

SOMETHING ABOUT HITLER

Fixed

...

you sure you're not thinking of Kanye?

>b-but taxes dunnald
lmao

like clockwork

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The normies are going to think that Hillary is a tin foil hat and either not vote or vote for Trump.

CALLING ALL MEME MAGICIANS & VIDEO EDITORS
The movie version of Les Miserables "When Tomorrow Comes!" needs a Trump re-edit:
>When Tomorrow Comes
youtu.be/SWzgrmOLxp8

Let's make a Trump version happen lads!!!!

Yep, he only sleeps like 4-5 hours a night.

>wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21492
does it ever fucking end? christ i've been scrolling forever

I want her to suffocate me between those thighs

Ha! I think I've heard of that. Were you in Physics Toulouse School also?

Yeah, he only sleeps four hours a day

How come George Bush never got rid of this Roe vs Wade?

Should I go for classic red MAGA hat or black since it goes with my security uniform?

no i built the website and (tried) to develop a business plan

>Les Deplorables
Reminder normies and women love this movie & musical. This is meme magic for the masses.

100% agreed.

They've gone so deep they ignore criticism from anyone, left or right. You can see it in the fact that average democrats are scared as fuck. They know they're about to be blown the fuck out while Hillary and company continue their descent into madness.

this.

CNN here. Of all the racist creatures you could choose, why a frog?

youtu.be/2yHl59wMSyg?t=18m0s

18:00
you can clearly here an "Oh, shit, I gotta introduce 'em"

...

They are in the stage of denial. They are simply denying the reality that Trump will be the next AND the BEST president of the United States. Side effects of self-denial

- an unrealistic view of problems
- restlessness or a feeling of being edgy
- trouble falling or staying asleep
- trembling
- being easily startled

The well is dry user. What makes it all that much better is that their completely out of ammo. All Don has to do now is watch himself on the shitter before he tweets and keep that smug grin on his face and it will be a complete blowout.

Ask Clinton hq we get our marching orders from them

yeah, I've heard, but fuck me this guy is a fucking beast and he's 70, i don't know how he didn't get to be POTUS by default

...

thats actually not a bad song

>the democratic nominee has made official statements about it

All Trump needs to do is make light of this fact in a speech and Hillary instantly becomes a society-wide laughingstock.

Thread for candidate fanfiction

Too much for trump gen, people got pissed :'(

> trembling
LITERALLY SHAKING

THIS

Pepe made an appearance in Trumps rickrolling press conference

My mother is headed towards a mental hospital and refuses to get professional help.

What can I do bros? :(

my best guess would be that she wanted to divide the Republican party in such a way that the ones who support Trump would be the deplorable alt-rights, while the ones who oppose Trump could still pretend to be Republicans who will vote for Hillary to save their party. It gives the cucks an excuse to be against Trump while still being a "true Republican". It's just those alt-right invaders ruining muh party!

i've been feeling a crushing sadness lately /trumpgen/ and all that really easens it, other than writing, is you guys. thanks

can someone give me the 4-d chess breakdown of the press conference?

Press seemed angry

>gets called deplorable
>takes it and owns it
Holy shit Les Deplorables intro is bloody amazing.

kek

Yeah it's like theybdont know this is a project to discredit Trump. We actually live Hillary.

can you change the flag?

I liked them.

A mental hospital IS professional help my friend, let her head towards it.

Only when you have donalds delegates. Then will you have his permission for his tax returns.

PRAISE HIM!

...

The meme final solution

>Trump advertised a "big announcement"
>press came to his new hotel
>live coverage of 30 minutes of vets endlessly endorsing him
>finally Trump speaks
>38 seconds
>walks off and refuses all questions

Can you come back and build it again because I swear the department is trying to swindle me out of a paycheck by keeping the paystubs hidden behind 13 emposterous form links.

vcu fag here, shits so typical

>Trump says hes having an important press conference regarding Obama.
>Press plans all night for this in hopes of using it against him.
>Trump instead spends 1 hour having veterans speak about endorsing him.
>MSM played into showing all of these endorsements for an hour.
>Trump speaks for 10 seconds at end and leaves without questions.

He's saving it for the debates.
>How can anyone take her seriously after she issued official campaign statements about a cartoon frog?

>Literally nickle and diming poor people
This is just pointlessly fucking evil and jewish.

''a frog is the symbol of the White Supremacy.''
Do you want Frog Pride Worldwide?
>Then vote for Hillary!
>Start at $1,00 become an official redditor

I don't even know if they are experiencing hallucinations due to stress of knowing Trump will be in the White House or they are just trolling

The Penn Strategy memo. I have it included in the pasta.

Piggybacking off this thought, I 100% fully believe that in at least one of the presedential debates the candidates will be asked about Pepe. And Hillary will make a statement about how it's disgusting that racism is alive in America and Trump will simply say "what is Pepe". I can already see it.

If not Pepe, some sort of meme will be brought up.

because it's very difficult to overrule on a supreme court decision. it requires an almost unanimous court and another case like it to make it to the court (i don't believe they can just up and decide to undo a decision). RvW has been in place since 1973 and there have been five republican presidents who have not overturned it. apparently (after the trump abortion fiasco) they don't actually seek to make it illegal, but to preserve life in general with regulations.

why did he do that? What does he have to gain?

Fucking blizzard icons

Might go back to /k/ and talk about ARs again

...

Better to give the carrot to encourage pregnancy than the stick to force them to carry it.

He got free Media coverage. Same thing he's been doing since the primaries

He trolled the entirety of the media, shilled for his fancy hotel, and further secured the military vote.

He probably had a lot of plans before 9/11 happened

Even he wasn't stupid enough to stop niggers from self aborting to extinction.

isn't the university strapped for cash now? i know there was a big judgement against them because they accepted a lot of grant money that had to be paid back

I love you Ben

WE NEED A FINAL SOLUTION TO THIS PEPE PROBLEM

>y4s0Yciy

The CHICOM shills there are worth it by themselves.

It's preferable not to have to Baker Act a parent. Trust me.

Post original

>no controversies for weeks
>trump nimbly navigates past the birther bullshit (which is such a fucking blatant hail mary on the media's part, you just KNOW they've been saving that one for their darkest hour)
>positive appearance on fallon to make him seem cool to normies (soon to be contrast with fallon mocking hillary in her upcoming appearance)
>goes up enormously in the (((polls))) while clinton self destructs
>clinton supporters literally on suicide watch

And now they're trying to rile up some stupid "Trump advocates for Hillary's assassination" bullshit again.

I really hope the momentum's too great to stop now. I've been loving seeing that red line go up in every poll every day, I'd hate for it to be hindered in any way by more stupid media hyperbole and misrepresentation.

mfw there are 2 other Loudoun fags on insider user's Q&A

>tfw don't know what to do with this
Here lads, make the dank meme I never could.

Ha!
Perfect.

Hitlery for Amerikkka

>few minutes ago
>bored and drunk
>trolling trannies on chaturbate
>after abusing one particularly badly, ask who s/he's voting for
>Trump
>ask about BLM
>a shit
>full stop
>apologize profusely, wish them the best
>wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life

Goddamn it. I can't even hate people anymore.

holy fuck i live 20 miles from the omni hotel

I wish I could go

Unfortunately Trump truly has no chance whatsoever. Mark Cuban is single handedly destroying Trump's campaign. He has no chance whatsoever.

>(i don't believe they can just up and decide to undo a decision)
Correct. Lower courts have to come to a split decision several times before it makes it to the Supreme Court, and the cases they hear are picked by committee.

Hahahahah.

See, I hate hearing this and knowing the deeper meaning behind what he does, then going to logics class and listen to some black kid saying Trumps illogical.

I don't say anything because hes black and he'll probably just pull the race card on me then I have to explain how im not a racist

>The jews at MSM stayed woke up overnight to make propaganda materials using Trump's speech
>15 seconds speech
>The madman ended the controversy

They are not in control anymore.

5 Stages when you realize you can't stump the Trump: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.

The problem for them is, he's been using the bodyguards line for quite some months now. They've run out of ammo and have resorted to throwing empty magazines now.

CNN won't be able to (SHE DIDN'T) their way out of that one.

TRUMP

BBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOO

A constitutional amendment would negate the ruling as well.

I can't see things going back. You've got Trump everywhere, everyday talking to Americans while Hillary does nothing except attack the republican base. Regardless of party lines, attacking American citizens and voters is a death sentence and does it every single day.

Cred Forums has become the greatest political engine to manage Trump's presidential outreach and they know it.

They're trying to divide and conquer this place just like they did with the normies. They think they can control the hive mind like they control the media.

It's laughable. Down here, we don't follow any set of rules; we make them. We don't adhere to any trends; we set them. Their arrogant neglect for understanding this mechanic is the reason they've just become the biggest troll target in the history of Cred Forums. I wouldn't be surprised if nudes of Hillary wound up on her High School website soon.

ONE OF US

This

I'm so filled with hope and inspiration from Trump, I kinda don't hate niggers right now

Or anybody really

I think Trump can fix ALL these racial and tranny issues

He is a Great Uniter

What did he mean by this?

(really)

As a member of ISIS, he would know.

Trump Trumps Hate

he really hammers in the whole "you may not vote for me but i am here for YOU and i respect YOU" really hard

When is the next major poll coming out?

Made the media look like hysteric nutjobs again. Promoted his campaign and a subtle nod to any vote stealers thinking of trying some shit with the military endorsements. Then he put the birther thing to rest, or at least made it very damaging for the media to continue to talk about it, because even Obama said "We should be focusing on other issues". He made them air 30 minutes of rather bland endorsements that CNN even admitted on air they wouldn't have aired otherwise.

Of course that muslim fuck would have dude weed following him like a puppy the second he step foot on north america.

Remember what happened the last time a foreign leader came to another country and told them who to vote for?

That really reminds me of something another "leader" once said-
>with Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau

Like clockwork.

>tfw tumblr, tickld, and Cred Forums are all kawaii in their own ways

>tfw the only imageboard you can bring yourself to hate is plebbit

"You say mean things about Muslims and they'll become terrorists. Not that terrorism has anything to do with being Muslims"

Or however that quote goes

>with the canadian prime minister tagging along

fucking

wew

Hologram tech has really improved in the last few years

e z

After Trump's birther press conference today I said to a friend of mine that Trump would probably say something outrageous on Monday so that the media would move onto that and forget the whole birther thing. Now I find out the media is running with this Hillary's guards guns non-story. He never disappoints.

It really was the most surreal experience. He's going to fix everything, even me. ;___;

It is. They have stepped in grey goo. If they bring it up
>she has guns defending her
>she wants to take our guns away

I almost feel sorry for Cuban. Trump is everyhing he wants to be but can't. He isn't smart or charismatic enough.

Silicon Valley money was easy money. Real estate is cutthroat real business. Trump is a tycoon. Silicon Valley lucky fucks will never be tycoons. They're like early oil money. A hot flash in the pan.

How will we celebrate a Trump Victory in Nov?

what? are they upset?

it's true. hillary says guns are evil and cause violence.

If you defend yourself and save yourself from your enemies they win.

If you kill your enemies they win.

If you let western civilization become Islam, you win?

Liberals are literally retarded.

Dumb Muslims don't realize how retarded this sounds to anyone with a survival instinct.

>Fighting ISIS
>Playing into their hands
Only if one personally believes that the US bombing the shit out of ISIS would trigger a global jihad, and of course believing that ISIS would ultimately win. I honestly hope it does, then we have an excuse to be rid of this scourge once and for all.

I know that feel, bro

Link?

How does this make you feel?

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>Now I find out the media is running with this Hillary's guards guns non-story
It's a valid point. Hildabeast and her ilk want the filthy commoners like us to be disarmed and unprotected while she and her (((elite))) cronies are protected by guards armed to the teeth.

Typical chickenshit commie maneuver!

>The isis is so desperate they are using a drama teacher as their ally

>Say something outrageous
It's not outrageous at all. "Take their guard's guns" is one of the oldest NRA meme lines in existence. Also it's not enough to hurt Trump, it wasn't last time, and this time is even more ridiculous.

If Cred Forums can shitpost a man into the White House, we can do that almost ANYWHERE.
>tfw you realize that Cred Forums beat the Illuminati at its own game

Blood sacrifices to Kek

And when November 8th comes, voters in the booth will hear two voices in their heads:

"MAGA, were being ripped off and no longer number one"

Or

"I'm the the first female president"

Men don't give a fuck about the first female president, even are probably opposed to it. And women know women.

pence is cute

CUTE !

That's a good point. I had wondered why they only just now brought attention to it, even though he's been saying it for quite some time (and, to be honest, in a broader sense, it's been a pretty popular pro-gun talking point for a very long time). It definitely goes to show that the media is just looking for anything and everything to fuck him over with now, but nonetheless, the general electorate has been duped by stupid fake controversies in the past.

I hope you're right.

Wew, you'd think, but most of the outlets I've seen reporting this have been pulling a CNN and saying "TRUMP SAYS CLINTON WANTS TO TAKE GUNS AWAY (SHE DOESN'T)"

>If you don't do what I say, then the terrorists win
>you don't want the terrorists to win, do you?

The lugenpresse is pushing the meme that Shillary had nothing to do with starting the birther thing, which even Obama knows isn't true.

Hanging is too quick for them.

Holy shit this is embarrassing.

Sikh bro minister of defense needs to make sure this guy is kept in line.

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he's said it before but THIS TIME they really got him! he said "and see what happens". he took the concept to it's logical conclusion! how dare he!

anymore T H I C C girls that support Trump?

He's one of them though
dailymotion.com/video/x384xvz_truth-about-justin-trudeau-and-the-liberals

god damnit I had a kid in my class a year ago bring up literal reddit talking points about how Trump was playing right into ISIS's hands


really annoyed me because I know he hadn't really thought it through.

>Trump hats on revolutionaries
>Trump flags
>CTR logo on Javert (Russell Crowe)

nymag.com/selectall/2016/09/how-internet-trolls-won-the-2016-presidential-election.html

To clarify I am not hoping ISIS wins I'm hoping that destroying them will bait the other fanatics like Erdogan so they reveal themselves on an international scale and can be replaced.

It really doesn't help us to have a nutjob running Turkey.

I've sung it during election campaigns here in Oz to piss off Lefties IRL. Song is great.

this what you fags get for posting on reddit

this ALWAYS happens, yet you thought that sub would also not get taken over because you were naive

Good stuff

>mfw we're literally about to have four years of President Pepe and Vice President Wojak
what a time to be alive

>haha who not racist here????????????? who else /notracist/ lel kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!! top kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw gonna post this on /r/le-donlad :^) TRUMP!!!!!! SWAG!!!! HAHA TOPPEST OF KEKS, FAMILY WHO UP???? HIT DAT UPVOTE BUTTON RIGHT NOW!!!!!

fuck off, reddit

GOD WILLS IT

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youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y

This is reaching levels of Kek that shouldn't be possible

Hide her before Anton Kumiya breaks her ribs.

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I think the department is ok because of tenured contracts with other sources, but the tuition is starting to go up. Money is coming from somewhere because a huge construction contract has just been finalized. The union building was finally finished a couple months ago.

Hillary's former campaign manager at the time ADMITTED IT on live television, for fuck's sake.

They won't run with that seriously. Too easy to turn around on them.

The narrative is simple. Guns provide protection. The gun grabbers dont want regular citizens to have the same protection.

MSM BTFO

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Would any of you have believed me if, last June, I told you Trump would be winning the presidential race, and that the media would be reporting on Pepe?

so many shills tonight I can't see straight

stay comfy and by god we better win this

Great post, man. Way to be racist! Hold that course.

Better save all those videos because they are going to try and scrub them from the internet

new tweet

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/777013142526185473

do you think in the future they will write everything that happened in trump generals in text-books?


the pepes, the awoos the memes, all of it

kill yourself

The problem for them is that there is a LOT of evidence that she does. The more they shill, and after the cartoon frog, the more ridiculous they look.

Keep in mind that CNN has 700k viewers in prime time
PRIME TIME
How many are hate-watching? How many are airports and such? They can't be taken seriously anymore.

Grey goo - it's like quicksand: the more you struggle....

HE IS OUR KING AND KEK IS OUR LORD

FOR GOD AND COUNTRY WE FIGHT TO RIGHT ALL THAT ISN'T WHITE

I fucking love how much he's basking in it. He's not even denying it, he's practically outright admitted that he rused everybody.

hmmmmmmmmm

>has one of the best weeks of his campaign
>Clinton dropping dead in the polls
>trump puts ill hill front and center
>then something retarded
>something so typically retarded
>he brings up the birther issue
>>he looks retarded again

Im pretty much convinced now that trump is a Clinton plant and is just throwing the election away

I don't know lads, I feel like even if Trump does win, I still feel like I'm probably not going to make it.
>youtube.com/watch?v=BMEgpjiULxo

>tfw Diane Feinstein will die and go straight to the 9th circle of Hell to be chewed on by Satan himself for her traitorous ways

spooky skelton pls go

Is it true Cred Forums? Am I a white nationalist? I just wanted to stop foreign labor from undercutting my wages. Is that so wrong?

So this was on Maddow tonight, her rant about the alt right, Pepe and of course Trump's zeitgeist.

I assume most here already heard about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y

He seemed increasingly worried.

It's funny that the shilling always increases 10 fold literally every single Friday night, it's not even fucking subtle.

who is semen demon

>mfw I got to witness it

The reporters were fucking PISSED

The first point yes, the second point I wouldn't have even remembered because of how stupid it sounds. Trump destroying the primaries was obvious from day one.

>tfw you will never touch based Trump hair

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truly it was something out of a comedy sketch
Wastes all their time, then almost as soon as they get bored and cut away to their pundits, he steps up so they cut back, he says his thing, mic drop, walks off, the set collapses behind him.

Mining salt on every forum on the Internet.

liberal arts fags BTFO by Trump facts.

Only if we win.

variety.com/2016/tv/news/jimmy-fallon-donald-trump-tonight-twitter-hate-1201863174/
archive.is/uGFX5
2300% INCREASE GUYS
IT'S OVER
TWITTER HATES US

If you're white, then deep down you're a white nationalist. You just don't realize it yet.

I fucking love it when Trump takes a victory lap after BTFO of the (((MSM))) yet again. It's very /comfy/

I'm permanently in awe of Trump senpai.

>This and other images alike will be in history textbooks that you will look at when your kids or grandchildren have them laying around

CNN is the go to for any hotel / airport in the United States. Legitimate viewers is probably less than half that

Hillary brought up the birther movement 2 days ago and Trump had to respond yesterday.

Hillary was definitely going to slam him at the debate with the whole birther thing so he did the right thing and took control of the narrative

TRUMP TWEETING LATE TONIGHT LOL

HE MUST BE CELEBRATING

>Pepe is Nazi

When is this meme going to end? Why is the Left so desperate to bring the NatSoc movement back to life?

John A Macdonald was a liberal.

Look up him and Asians. That's Canada. Real Canada.

We're all gonna make it.

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Kek his campaign manager probably gives him back the phone if he's earned enough good boy points that day

You're gonna make it lad. Once Trump wins, you'll be able to put all your hope towards fixing your shit.

Right now we're all giving so much energy to the election that it's draining.

If I need to get something done, I have to cut myself off from politics and Cred Forums, otherwise my focus and energy is directed at memes and helping Trump win, or just being here with you anons.

You'll be fine :3

"We say: 'get out or you are dead. We give them two minutes and then start shooting'' what did he mean by it?
dailymotion.com/video/x384xvz_truth-about-justin-trudeau-and-the-liberals

hint: Canada is fucked up forever

See, what he's doing here is taking WaPo's attempt to paint him as deceptive, and the subtle jab of
>Worst of politics, best of Trump
>implying the best of Trump is equal to the worst of politics
and he's turning it into self promotion. And even more effective, because it's from a source that hates his guts.

Don't fucking copy me Scott.

>If you kill your enemies, they win

kek

Trump earned a lot of GBPs today. I wonder if he earned enough for a tendie buffet?

He manages the campaign for Trump, he doesn't manage Trump. Trump is unmanagable, ask Paul Manafort.

the media plots get stupider by the second and Trump's truth ever shines like a spotlight

who the fuck is richard spencer and why the fuck does he speak for us?

>cut off from Cred Forums

Cred Forums is a literal addiction. I have to check it every spare moment I get.

Mr. president it's 3 o'clock in the morning.

That's what I thought too. Another user posted earlier that he was in a bar and the bar tender (IIRC) asked if anyone wanted the channel changed and everyone said YES

Controlled opposition literally

>Trump is unmanagable, ask Paul Manafort.
It's clear that managing Trump is a matter of knowing how to deal with him. In this case Kallyanne and Bannon know how to convince him to stop being his own greatest weakness

I haven't spent more than an hour on that site collectively since its inception, it's horrible for a variety of reasons. Fark refugee since '06.

I'm just saying at least for a moment I didn't want to gas anybody and it was because of a shared love of Donald J. Trump and it was a very weird feel to feel.

Can you guys imaigne the media butthurt this morning? Oh shit and they don't even have primetime week day morning pre-work slots to be mad about it. They're gonna be stewing over the weekend and then go apeshit on Monday.

I've tweeted this to a few people like Anderson Cooper and Katy Tur, I hope you guys do the same :^)

I like to imagine Trump sitting in his room getting blown by Melania while he shitposts on Twitter.

Why is Pepe so sad? Why is he so misunderstood?

my guess is he's a loser graphic designer trying to turn his life around by leaching off of the boogeyman the media created and trying to collect money from his retarded two letter logo, not realizing he's about three levels of propaganda on either side from knowing what he's even promoting

Trump making it means that through sheer will you can do the impossible. Have hope, user!

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One of the things I like about Trump is that you know pretty much all of his social media posts are really him. When Trump likes your tweet or responds to you, you know it is Donald on the other end of a computer or phone laughing his ass off.

stefania ferrario

American dream.

Tomorrow I am watching this, his presser

youtube.com/watch?v=aJWLjRK2SRo

Who is she

All you have to do is mention Blumenthal.

Shillary disobeyed a direct order not to hire this shit stain.

Trump's actions this week are some of the greatest political maneuverings in World History.

In the last 5 days, he's targeted her base of women, blacks, housewives, and reopened the split in the DNC from 2008 while highlighting his health and cunning.

At this point, I think we can safely say that everyone on earth underestimated Trump, even the strongest supporters. He is simply unparalleled.

We Dai-Gurren Brigade now

I wonder if they text each other with ideas on how to stump Trump. Poor bastards don't realize they were only hired because they were good goys and not because they have critical thinking skills.

>fried chicken with a diet coke

why bother at all?

SOMEONE HELP ME MAKE A FAKE NAME FOR KIKEBOOK/Twitter to help fight shills on more fronts

Turkey used to be OK. Really we should have helped the Greeks after WWI...

>Why is the Left so desperate to bring the NatSoc movement back to life?
It's because its not just the boogeyman, but the only political party/ideology that successfully stood up to them and almost beat them into non-existence.

The "left" is and has always been run by jews and the intention is subversion of us, our countries and our cultures into obliteration. They want us to "love our servitude" and nu-male ourselves, our women breed us out of existence.

He's like a millennial knockoff of David Duke.

I think they just presented better arguments. Or perhaps Trump decided it wasn't time to use the teleprompter and do the "pivot" yet, and it has nothing to do with the staff change.

I got news that the college republicans are campaigning for Trump in Wautoma, WI. I'd go, but I got to get a new door. A lawn mower shot a rock at the glass and cracked it.
I'll make up time for the next one whenever it will be.

I was thinking that. Im not sure. Some people just charge ahead and dont realize what they are doing, like Duke running during Trumps election

NEW THREAD WHEN?

Paul Denton @PaulFuckingDenton

Pepe's had a long, hard, rough life. It wasn't always this way.

What annoys me the most is shit like this truly frightens people. A fucking frog frightens people and they act as if Trump has some personal friendship with it like Roger Rabbit was a real fucking guy too.

I love this city but it is a total fuckin shithole too

nobody hates like family I guess

They had an inter-network conference call immediately after Trump rused them yesterday.

>Not just using some generic trash name like Andrew
>Not using a generic nigger name for brownie points like clickclick
>Not using a generic Woman name for muh vagina points like Tay
Why would you ever need help

KEK

I don't doubt this in the least

I don't think you understood his post. If their goal is to prevent nazis, normalizing them by associating them with an extremely popular internet meme is a fucking dumb thing to do.

Happy times ahead but for now, it's WAR.

LADS
Alert out top meme magicians of LES DEPLORABLES MEME WAR NOW!

>Murdoch Murdoch:
twitter.com/murdochanimates
@MurdochAnimates
youtube.com/channel/UCjqVanJab9rt5BBBK0iEfyw

>Ayran Wisdom
aryanwisdom.com/contact/
info @ aryanwisdom.com
youtube.com/channel/UCml1L99i9bM3zWdK6O1A38A

>Can't Stump the Trump
twitter.com/cantstumptrump1
@cantstumptrump1
youtube.com/channel/UCoWIVzxp6oLjsGMGuzzmxig

Joseph Schaefer
german origin but not very obviously and easily be said to be jewish or any other thing

>call me joe

t. namegen software

>wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21492

No thumbnails allowed

Champagne and tendies

Fallon looked so giddy there. What was he thinking?

apparently they all agreed to not show any footage they got from the cameras that were allowed to go with Trump on his tour of the new hotel

Goddamn everything looks like shit outside of the downtown area, just abruptly cuts off into flatness. Looks weird as fuck compared to a city like NYC or Singapore.

ca̳̯n̴͔͖̻̦̥͔͙ ̸̟͈y̦̝̟̮̱͎̟o͔̱̜͎̹u͍̱͇ ̮̳͠f͏̮͕̦̦e̛͖̗͍e̶̫̖l̸͚ ̹̥̙͓̭͜i͈̦t̻͘?̯͔̟̮̩͎̲

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>wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/21492
IT"S HAPPENING

MAGA magic

thanks senpai

he was trying to get on the right side of history

well his net worth probably went up after he used that same hand to rub his own hair for one thing

You know I'll sum it up better.

townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2016/09/16/trumps-most-brilliant-campaign-move-yet-n2219004

looks like a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in that neighborhood

By law he gets one wish granted.

This was an earlier one, can't find the story for the one today.

newsmax.com/Newsfront/tv-networks-resent-treatment/2015/11/25/id/703613/

Newsmax' choice of picture was cheeky too.

Have some fresh OC

In 1844, MacDonald was a Conservative candidate for Kingston in the upcoming legislative election. Macdonald followed the contemporary custom of supplying the voters with large quantities of alcohol.

And Trump was smart enough to hire them.

Manafort and Trump are close friends. It's hard to let a close friend give you shit.

Soon....

Most cities are like that. Go just 1 block from the Vegas Strip and it's like you're in Mexico.

Of course, Philly is a pretty extreme example, even though I love the center city.

An calnmess and simple joy he had never felt but in the sparest moments long ago; when he lived the life of a man removed from the inner machinations of the world

this chick is certainly qt. kindof shitty during the primaries tho. she was one of those that signed the "michelle fields letter"

He was thinking "Holy shit I just touched the most famous man on Earth and possibly the most famous man in history if he's elected"

Yeah, Jacksonville is pretty bad like that too, but there's lots of waterways and ocean to break up the monotony of flat ground.

I prefer to think that Trump saw how the media was about to go after Manafort and just didn't want to have him put in the spotlight and called a Russian spy like that.

perhaps she is like that white hair puppet of Morning Joe
They are allowed to say the truth but not 24/7 afraid of jew backlash

I thought this bitch was a shill for hill.

That's what Roger stone said happened

Not an exaggeration. This is better than Augustus. This is better than JC.

Women don't have agency, they fixate on the dominant man in the room and base their identities around them. The men in her room choose Cruz, she'll come around as Trump is irresistible.

:3

Manafort was already being shifted to a lesser role, once it became clear where the media was heading they parted ways

NEW THREAD

I understood HIS post perfectly. (((They))), I also understand perfectly.

But I agree that it's a dumb thing to do. The more they
>Christians are anti-Semitic
>White people are Christians
>Nativism is anti-Semitic
>Populism is anti-Semitic
>Anti-Semites are Nazis
>White people are Nazis
WHITE PEOPLE ARE NAZIS

The less we are about the shut-up words.
>Alright, I'm White and Christian and I don't particularly care for jews, am a nativist and support Trump's populist views/policies
>Fine, I guess I'm a Nazi

They are creating what they fear the most.

Soon...

Edging while looking at Wolf Blisters pained face.

She was #NeverTrump until the tv appearances dried up. I remember she was seen on Fox News until she started shitting on Trump then Boom, she's on the couch at 12 noon digging at him. These cunts are opportunistic.

Shit I thought he was a liberal. Ah well.

Normies are stupid but not that stupid. They know he's just pointing out Clinton's hypocrisy on the 2A, not trying to assassinate her.